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find new roads at your local chevy dealer. t-mobile now extends your coverage beyond the borders at no extra charge. get 4g lte data, unlimited calls and texts in mexico and canada just like in the u.s. that's coverage in three countries for the price of one. only from t-mobile. marcia, what happened? peter hit me in the nose with a football. now sweetheart... shut up! marcia, eat a snickers®. why? you get a little hostile when you're hungry. better? better. marcia, marcia, marcia... this is smith & forge hard cider. it's like jasper here. strong. sturdy. but not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. built to refresh. smith & forge hard cider. made strong. female announcer: you're on the right track to save big during sleep train's triple choice sale. for a limited time you can choose up to 48 months interest-free financing on a huge selection of tempur-pedic models. or choose to save hundreds on simmons beautyrest mattress sets. you can even choose $300 in free gifts with sleep train's most popular stearns & foste
find new roads at your local chevy dealer. t-mobile now extends your coverage beyond the borders at no extra charge. get 4g lte data, unlimited calls and texts in mexico and canada just like in the u.s. that's coverage in three countries for the price of one. only from t-mobile. marcia, what happened? peter hit me in the nose with a football. now sweetheart... shut up! marcia, eat a snickers®. why? you get a little hostile when you're hungry. better? better. marcia, marcia, marcia... this is...
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this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined at the chevy 72 hour sale. now, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most 2015 chevy vehicles. hurry, the clock is ticking. get yours now. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. ♪ the 5 truth or dare challenge is back. are you game? this is smith & forge hard cider. it's like jasper here. strong. sturdy. but not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. built to refresh. smith & forge hard cider. made strong. my name is chris hughes and i am a certified arborist for pg&e. i oversee the patrolling of trees near power lines and roots near pipes and underground infrastructure. at pg&e wherever we work we work hard to protect the environment. getting the job done safely so we can keep the lights on for everybody. because i live here i have a deeper connection to the community. and i want to see the community grow and thrive. every year we work with cities and schools to plant trees in our communities. the env
this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined at the chevy 72 hour sale. now, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most 2015 chevy vehicles. hurry, the clock is ticking. get yours now. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. ♪ the 5 truth or dare challenge is back. are you game? this is smith & forge hard cider. it's like jasper here. strong. sturdy. but not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. built...
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this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined at the chevy 72 hour sale. now, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most 2015 chevy vehicles. hurry, the clock is ticking. get yours now. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. colonel sanders here. ask any lifeguard and she's gonna tell ya the best part of summertime is my five dollar fillup with finger lickin' good sauce. dip your chicken in it... wait an hour... dip yourself in the pool. it's finger lickin' good. welcome to the sleep revolution. all new emergen-zzzz. a natural way to power down. with melatonin plus vitamin c and other antioxidants. to work their magic while you sleep. don't just sleep, revitalize. new emergen-zzzz power down to power up. you know when you book a fabulous vacation cause the photos look amazing? but you get there and find out it's far from amazing. it's almost like it was too good to be true? that's like when you switch wireless carriers, and find yourself stranded with a frustr
this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined at the chevy 72 hour sale. now, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most 2015 chevy vehicles. hurry, the clock is ticking. get yours now. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. colonel sanders here. ask any lifeguard and she's gonna tell ya the best part of summertime is my five dollar fillup with finger lickin' good sauce. dip your chicken in it... wait an hour... dip...
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this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined at the chevy 72 hour sale. now, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most 2015 chevy vehicles. hurry, the clock is ticking. get yours now. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. >> larry: that's our show. i want to thank our panelists mike yard, lennon parham and jessica st. clair. good nightly everyone! >> chris: it's 11:59 and 59 seconds. this happened on twitter today! it's president barack obama's birthday! ( cheers and applause ) i mean maybe prove it. nya! ( laughter ) twitter celebrated by turning his profile into a regular party city. look at all the balloons! oh! there's the birthday boy shown here holding
this is not what i would expect from a chevy at all. get more than you expect for less than you imagined at the chevy 72 hour sale. now, get zero percent financing for seventy-two months on most 2015 chevy vehicles. hurry, the clock is ticking. get yours now. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. >> larry: that's our show. i want to thank our panelists mike yard, lennon parham and jessica st. clair. good nightly everyone! >> chris: it's 11:59 and 59 seconds. this happened on...
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i mean, this is chevy? (vo)cars for crash survival,ning subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble... ...and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not honda. not ford or any other brand. subaru eyesight. an extra set of eyes, every time you drive. america! there's a new flavor from snapple. it's straight up tea. it's all natural with that brewed tea taste that will keep ya coming back for more...oh yeah! new yorkers love it and you're gonna love it too! all-natural snapple straight up tea. made from the best stuff on earth. (cheers and applause) >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. "the nightly show" contributor mike yard. (cheers and applause) and our own "the nightly show" head writer robin thede. (cheers and applause) and his new special "crash test" is available on vimeo august 18th, comedian and actor paul scheer. (cheers and applause) okay. so we
i mean, this is chevy? (vo)cars for crash survival,ning subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble... ...and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not honda. not ford or any other brand. subaru eyesight. an extra set of eyes, every time you drive. america! there's a new flavor from snapple. it's straight up tea. it's all natural with that brewed tea...
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i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? scotor even a double dare.raid of a good dare. we have three more dares for you. mild chipotle, hot habanero, and fiery ghost pepper. taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. [bong] who says families have to share data? these guys, that's who but at t-mobile you can get four lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just $30 bucks a line 10 gigs for each and every one of you we'll even pay your family's switching fees up to $650 bucks per line so you can get 10gigs for all, today and it's only from t-mobile (cheers and applause) >> larry: welcome back. as you saw earlier in the show, members of the black lives matter movement confronted hillary clinton backstage in new hampshire last week. joining me now are two of the people you see in that video. so please welcome to the show daunasia yancey and julius jones. (cheers and applause) hey. welcome to the show. >> thank you. larry: that's responsive. s
i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? scotor even a double dare.raid of a good dare. we have three more dares for you. mild chipotle, hot habanero, and fiery ghost pepper. taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. [bong] who says families have to share data? these guys, that's who but at t-mobile you can get four lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just $30 bucks a...
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i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? ♪ ♪ ♪ feget up to 48 months thrinterest-free financingain, on tempur-pedic. save hundreds on beautyrest. or choose $300 in free gifts with stearns & foster. the triple choice sale ends sunday at sleep train. (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: welcome back! i'm here with my panel: "the nightly show" contributor mike yard. (cheers and applause) comedian and host of n.p.r.'s "ask me another," ophira eisenberg. (cheers and applause) and he currently co-stars in the drama "public morals," premiering tuesday august 25 at 10:00 p.m. on tnt, michael rapaport. (cheers and applause) all right, let's jump right in. i want to talk about hillary clinton and bernie sanders. this particular phenomenon in the democratic race. it really is amazing -- i would have never guessed he would be beating hillary in the new hampshire polls now. he's drawing 28,000 people to the rallies while hillary has 5- to 6,000. clinton vs. sanders. why d
i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? ♪ ♪ ♪ feget up to 48 months thrinterest-free financingain, on tempur-pedic. save hundreds on beautyrest. or choose $300 in free gifts with stearns & foster. the triple choice sale ends sunday at sleep train. (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: welcome back! i'm here with my panel: "the nightly show" contributor mike yard. (cheers...
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i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? >> larry: welcome back. our very own nightly show writer. [cheers and applause] >> larry: very funny comedian, carry riley. and her new movie "people, places, things" opened this friday actress regina holmes. we talked about this. this is just in the news this. is netflix is starting this and other people are following. a paid year of maternity and paternity leave. >> wow. awesome. >> right. larry: does this sound like a good idea. >> it's b bologna. larry: bologna. >> i have two kids why does the husband need a year? >> larry: he did a little thing -- >> i carried them for nine months. you know and sat on a sit bath for ten days. am i right. after a year a lot happens in a year. i gained 30 pounds in a year. >> larry: you look great. >> thank you, thank you. larry: i don't agree -- >> maternity leave and paternity leave. agree with eternity leave. i love taking off right now. we just get on the radio flier and never look b
i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? >> larry: welcome back. our very own nightly show writer. [cheers and applause] >> larry: very funny comedian, carry riley. and her new movie "people, places, things" opened this friday actress regina holmes. we talked about this. this is just in the news this. is netflix is starting this and other people are following. a paid year of...
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i mean, this is chevy? with at&t, strong can turn a simple lunch break... ...into advanced economics. at&t's network has the nation's strongest 4g lte signal. the 5 truth or dare challenge is back. are you game? ♪ turn up the summer with bacardi limón. try the all new bacardi tangerine. ♪ >> larry: welcome back. i am here with my panel, stand-up special relevant will premiere on comedy central september 5th, and you can see him on nbc's the carmichael show, comedian lil rel howery, and very excited to have her on the show, very funny comedian, calise hawkins. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: and he is currently starring in married on fx airing thursdays, comedian and actor brett gelman. okay. so let's go there. this story happened earlier this week and i really wanted to talk about it. you guys heard about this i am sure about james harrison and the pittsburgh steelers. he post id on social media he took his son's participation trophies trophies back because they didn't earn them. because all the kids
i mean, this is chevy? with at&t, strong can turn a simple lunch break... ...into advanced economics. at&t's network has the nation's strongest 4g lte signal. the 5 truth or dare challenge is back. are you game? ♪ turn up the summer with bacardi limón. try the all new bacardi tangerine. ♪ >> larry: welcome back. i am here with my panel, stand-up special relevant will premiere on comedy central september 5th, and you can see him on nbc's the carmichael show, comedian lil rel...
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i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? okay! fun's over. aw. aw. ♪ thirsty? they said it would make me cool. they don't sound cool to me. guess not. you got to stick up for yourself, like with the name your price tool. people tell us their budget, not the other way around. aren't you lactose intolerant? this isn't lactose. it's milk. ♪ this isn't lactose. it's milk. warning. this commercial contains brief moments of product nudity. stripped of chocolate. its peanuts exposed around a soft caramel center. a payday bar will get you through your day. expose yourself to payday. okay! fun's over. aw. aw. ♪ thirsty? they said it would make me cool. they don't sound cool to me. guess not. you got to stick up for yourself, like with the name your price tool. people tell us their budget, not the other way around. aren't you lactose intolerant? this isn't lactose. it's milk. ♪ this isn't lactose. it's milk. ♪ ♪ ♪ get excited for the 1989 world tour with exclu
i'm interested to learn more about chevy. let's check out these 2015 chevy's. it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean, this is chevy? okay! fun's over. aw. aw. ♪ thirsty? they said it would make me cool. they don't sound cool to me. guess not. you got to stick up for yourself, like with the name your price tool. people tell us their budget, not the other way around. aren't you lactose intolerant? this isn't lactose. it's milk. ♪ this isn't lactose. it's milk. warning. this commercial...
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text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ only pull 'n' peel let's you pull it, peel it, play it. fun never tasted so good with chewy, fruity pull 'n' peel candy from twizzlers. (cheers and applause) >> larry: that's our show. i want to thank our panelists, mike yard, lil duval, and christina greer. and a special thanks to daunasia yancey and julius jones for being here tonight. goodnightly, everyone! (cheers and applause) >> chris: it's 11:59 and 59 seconds. this happened on pagesix.com today. the internet is bulging with stuff that will make your stomach turn, from youtube videos of people popping zits to bizarre, poop-based sexual fetishes. wow. who would ever look at any of that stuff? not me,. if that's what you were wondering about? poop is gross, mostly. but this next story is so putrid, so foul, that i wish we'd given our studio audience barf bags. in a recent interview, former "penthouse pet" sandra taylor told page six that no
text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ only pull 'n' peel let's you pull it, peel it, play it. fun never tasted so good with chewy, fruity pull 'n' peel candy from twizzlers. (cheers and applause) >> larry: that's our show. i want to thank our panelists, mike yard, lil duval, and christina greer. and a special thanks to daunasia...
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text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ (vo)cars for crash survival,ning subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble... ...and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not honda. not ford or any other brand. subaru eyesight. an extra set of eyes, every time you drive. scott dans♪aw was never afraid of a good dare. or even a double dare. a dare made him a legend at brunner valley high. and a pro basketball player for 10 seconds. scott danshaw, we have three more dares for you. mild chipotle, hot habanero, and fiery ghost pepper. taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. try all three if you dare. [bong] [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: okay. that's our show. i want to thank our panelists, lil rel howery, calise hawkins and brett gelman, good nightly, everyone! >> chris: it's 11:59 and 59
text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ (vo)cars for crash survival,ning subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble... ...and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not honda. not ford or any...
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text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ with at&t, strong can tell a bedtime story...from gate 9. at&t's network has the nation's strongest 4g lte signal. >> larry: welcome back. our very own nightly show writer. [cheers and applause] >> larry: very funny comedian, carry riley. and her new movie "people, places, things" opened this friday actress regina holmes. we talked about this. this is just in the news this. is netflix is starting this and other people are following. a paid year of maternity and paternity leave. >> wow. awesome. >> right. larry: does this sound like a good idea. >> it's b bologna. larry: bologna. >> i have two kids why does the husband need a year? >> larry: he did a little thing -- >> i carried them for nine months. you know and sat on a sit bath for ten days. am i right. after a year a lot happens in a year. i gained 30 pounds in a year. >> larry: you look great. >> thank you, thank you. larry: i don't agree --
text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ with at&t, strong can tell a bedtime story...from gate 9. at&t's network has the nation's strongest 4g lte signal. >> larry: welcome back. our very own nightly show writer. [cheers and applause] >> larry: very funny comedian, carry riley. and her new movie "people, places,...
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text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ right now, at&t is giving you 50 percent more data. that's 15 gigs of data for the price of 10. and get 300 dollars credit for every line you switch to at&t. >> larry: welcome back. i am here with my panel. nightly show contributor, you know him, mike yards. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: also, he's a comedian, writer and the host of fusion's the chris gethard show. chris gethard. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: and you can catch her this fall as a panelist on meredith, comedian yamaneika saunders. [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: so. we are talking about donald trump, i mean, here is what is amazing to he about donald trump, no matter what he says, right, he just can't be destroyed. i mean, the it is almost like they traveled here from the future to wipe out the republican party, right? and he just won't die. he is like the terminator. i mean, honestly, no matter what your partisan belief
text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ right now, at&t is giving you 50 percent more data. that's 15 gigs of data for the price of 10. and get 300 dollars credit for every line you switch to at&t. >> larry: welcome back. i am here with my panel. nightly show contributor, you know him, mike yards. [ cheers and applause ]...
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text message alerts from chevy let you send a text response at the touch of a button ... so you can focus on driving. this will make it a little easier to keep my eye on the road. its amazing. ♪ may i speak privately to the man in your life? thank you. i've missed you. men! take your body to nature with old spice timber. it's what the angel-faced woman in your life deserves. sound good? fantastic. goodbye! hello again, ladies. i know, i shouldn't have... don't use timber! use bear glove! bear glove! bear glove! bear glove's the best in the world! bear glove! bear glove! timber. bear glove! timber. bear glove! stop it. yeah, i want him to have a hi. really fun car.tting a camry? he's the best dad ever. best timing ever. it's our clearance event. here dad, it's for the car. who's the coolest kid ever? the truth is, in ten years that toyota will be mine. at our annual clearance event, get 0% apr financing for 60 months on a bold 2015 camry. offer ends september 8th. for great deals on other toyotas, visit toyota.com. you've invested wisely. thanks. toyota. let's go places. notice how this
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