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[cheers and applause] >> jon, jon, i disagree. you won't find a single republican who will say they don't want to vote for trump. now, is that because they're afraid of being murdered by other trump voters? yes, but being afraid is a form of excitement. >> yeah. same here, jon, the democrats here can't wait to show their joe biden support with these great campaign shirts. >> jon: desi, his name is velcroed onto that shirt. >> no. >> jon: what is underneath the name, desi? [laughter and applause] >> jon: so they want taylor swift to jump into the race? >> no. no. why, has she said something to you? >> jon: thank you so much. it's going to be a great campaign. is that ronny chieng behind you? [cheers and applause] >> hey, jon. >> jon: haiti, ronny, great to see you are on the campaign trail. what do you got? >> i got potato skins, jon. just way i like them: still frozen in the middle. back to you, jon. >> jon: ronny, but what about the people there? [cheers and applause] what about the people there? what are their beliefs, their pos
[cheers and applause] >> jon, jon, i disagree. you won't find a single republican who will say they don't want to vote for trump. now, is that because they're afraid of being murdered by other trump voters? yes, but being afraid is a form of excitement. >> yeah. same here, jon, the democrats here can't wait to show their joe biden support with these great campaign shirts. >> jon: desi, his name is velcroed onto that shirt. >> no. >> jon: what is underneath the...
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>> jon: i was just making points -- >> no, jon, you were making farts. >> jon: i would never do that! >> this is a gift! an extremely gross old man/former president might go to prison for banging a porn star and trying to pay her off. and you don't want us to cover that shit all day long? jon, the first witness is named david pecker. [laughter and cheering] i mean, it's david pecker. pecker is slang for wiener, jon! it's a pee-pee. it's a peeper. >> jon: i got it. >> you know, a dongle. >> jon: when you say pee-pee. and then the peeper. wouldn't it be the of the pee-pee. >> different thing. >> jon: not trying to be the grammar police. >> i don't want to get in the weeds about it. i just want to be clear about the name david pecker and it has a double meaning and that meaning is for wiener. [cheers and applause] i am already tired! >> jon: i have missed you terribly. >> i have missed you terribly. shit. and then here you come, with your old-timey, high-falutin' media critique, ruining our good time. just like you ruined the 2012 "daily show" christmas party. >> jon: i didn't ruin it! w
>> jon: i was just making points -- >> no, jon, you were making farts. >> jon: i would never do that! >> this is a gift! an extremely gross old man/former president might go to prison for banging a porn star and trying to pay her off. and you don't want us to cover that shit all day long? jon, the first witness is named david pecker. [laughter and cheering] i mean, it's david pecker. pecker is slang for wiener, jon! it's a pee-pee. it's a peeper. >> jon: i got it....
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jon? jon: i wonder if there's been any response from the south korean department of state on that little slip of the tongue. lucas tom lip soften at the white house, thanks. >>> foreign policy could become a larger issue for president biden in the upcoming election, but polls show the top issues for voters remain the economy and immigration. for more on what's ahead, let's bring in lauren wright, she's an associate research scholar and lecturer in politics and public affairs at princeton university. i have to just get your reaction to the crowd that's awaiting the former president right now in wildwood, new jersey. what does that say to you as a political scientist? >> and a new jersey resident, jon. we have 1.a 5 million republicans here in new jersey. that's a lot of republicans. of course, there's 2.5 million democrats, so he's got a lot of work to do. but it's not, you know, it's not as if republicans should not have campaign in blue states. i think what a horrible message to send, tha
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jon? >> jon: oh, fantastic. oh, grace, that is fantastic. ronny? >> thanks, jon. the eclipse was fine. but too bad they don't make a special kind of glasses that would allow us to truly look directly at the horrors that are occurring around the world, especially in gaza. >> jon: that's very true, ronny. very true. those were powerful words. grace? >> oh... ga -- gaza... it's terrible. not terrible was the krispy kreme special edition solar eclipse doughnut i had earlier. [applause] it was in the path of taste-ality. it was -- it was really good. >> is that a tambourine? >> no, no! well, technically it is. i was gonna do an eclipse dance, but it doesn't seem appropriate. >> jon: i'd really like to see the dance. [cheers and applause] >> yeah, do the dance. [playing tambourine] >> ♪ moon rise ♪ ♪ in the day-time ♪ ♪ block out the sun ♪ ♪ it's so fun! ♪ ♪ family and friends ♪ ♪ the joy never ends! ♪ [playing tambourine] [cheers and applause] >> you know, that dance reminds me of the moral dance we all do everyday to hide our complicity in the
jon? >> jon: oh, fantastic. oh, grace, that is fantastic. ronny? >> thanks, jon. the eclipse was fine. but too bad they don't make a special kind of glasses that would allow us to truly look directly at the horrors that are occurring around the world, especially in gaza. >> jon: that's very true, ronny. very true. those were powerful words. grace? >> oh... ga -- gaza... it's terrible. not terrible was the krispy kreme special edition solar eclipse doughnut i had earlier....
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>> jon: shanda? >> yeah, i'm jewish, too! >> jon: what? oh, i didn't know that. >> yeah, on my mother's side -- >> [correspondents chanting "shame"] >> jon: get out of here! my god! go! [cheers and applause] as i was saying... >> shame! >> jon: oh, for god's sake. >> shame! shame on you! shame! shame! >> jon: i know. ronny, we already did the israel shame bit. >> no, i was talking about "death to smoochy." i spent ten bucks on that movie! shame on you! >> jon: it is a good movie. >> so are you not ashamed? >> jon: no, i'm not. listen. here's ten bucks. just go. >> thank you. this makes up for israel. >> jon: thank you. when we come back, john della volpe will be joining us, so don't go away. us, s old spice gentleman's [c super hydration body wash. (whispered) vanilla and shea. 24/7 moisturization with vitamin b3. (knock on the door) are you using all the old spice? oops. ♪ (old spice mnemonic) ♪ -electric for short trips... -hmmm? ...gas for long. hmmm? quite the paradox... -it really is both. -hmmm. the lexus rx plug-in hybrid. ♪ [
>> jon: shanda? >> yeah, i'm jewish, too! >> jon: what? oh, i didn't know that. >> yeah, on my mother's side -- >> [correspondents chanting "shame"] >> jon: get out of here! my god! go! [cheers and applause] as i was saying... >> shame! >> jon: oh, for god's sake. >> shame! shame on you! shame! shame! >> jon: i know. ronny, we already did the israel shame bit. >> no, i was talking about "death to smoochy." i...
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[cheers and applause] >> jon: i don't think that -- did you say o.j.? >> yeah, jon. o.j. trump! they were both iconic celebrities in the '80s. plus "donald j. trump?" is the "j" for juice? probably. but most importantly, their obvious guilt didn't deter their loyal fans who either think they're innocent, or don't care they're guilty. >> jesus had loyal fans! >> not like this. >> jon: so if he's o.j., you're saying that whether or not trump slept with stormy daniels or paid stormy daniels hush money isn't going to matter, he'll walk away a free man? >> yes, and personally, i'm excited for the moment in the trial, when trump will drop his pants and say, "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit." [cheers and applause] >> jon: ronny, desi, and josh, everybody. we'll come back with david sanger. don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪ hit me with your best shot ♪ bacon. bacon. bacon. introducing applebee's new whole lotta bacon burger. just $9.99 for a limited time. ♪ fire away ♪ —applebee's now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. liberty mutual customized my car insuran
[cheers and applause] >> jon: i don't think that -- did you say o.j.? >> yeah, jon. o.j. trump! they were both iconic celebrities in the '80s. plus "donald j. trump?" is the "j" for juice? probably. but most importantly, their obvious guilt didn't deter their loyal fans who either think they're innocent, or don't care they're guilty. >> jesus had loyal fans! >> not like this. >> jon: so if he's o.j., you're saying that whether or not trump slept...
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>> jon: lovely to see you. you run the federal trade commission. >> that's right. >> jon: the whole shebang. and you are in charge of it is protecting americans from monopolistic company practices, but also dealing with pricing anthings like that, protecting consumers. >> that's right. the short of it is, we want to make sure that the american public is not getting bullied or coerced in the marketplace or tricked. so we enforce the nation's antitrust and consumer protection laws. [applause] >> jon: please! [cheers and applause] i just want to make that clear right away. you are not buoyed or tricked into applauding, no? don't want to be accused of monopolistic. how much pressure do these companies exert on the federal trade commission? fight whatever regulation youhey are trying to put into place to keep them from becoming monopolies or from these types of business practices? >> well, look, monopolies are not fans of enforcing the antimonopoly laws. and so that type of pushback is baked in. but we have a fantas
>> jon: lovely to see you. you run the federal trade commission. >> that's right. >> jon: the whole shebang. and you are in charge of it is protecting americans from monopolistic company practices, but also dealing with pricing anthings like that, protecting consumers. >> that's right. the short of it is, we want to make sure that the american public is not getting bullied or coerced in the marketplace or tricked. so we enforce the nation's antitrust and consumer...
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jon? >> jon: you need to come home come on michael. >> i would like to come about and fortunately, i renounce my citizenship in exchange for these gummy worms. they made them sour on the inside and on the inside, they are sweet! until america comes up with that -- how do we say goodbye in our language? >> jon: michael kosta, everyone. [cheers and applause] when we come back, melissa murray and kate shaw will be joining me. don't go away. [cheers and applause] the ball is out and there's a pile-up. -let's go! -get in the pile! ugh, i'll deal with this tomorrow. you won't. it's ripe in here. my eyes are watering. i'm a busy man. look how crusty this is. shameful. ugh, it's just too much. not with this. tide. tide can tackle any pile. that a tackle pun? just clean the pile, ron. okay. this too. that was easy. when stains and odors pile up, it's got to be tide. sometimes it takes a different approach to imagine your future differently. with capella university's game-changing flexpath format, y
jon? >> jon: you need to come home come on michael. >> i would like to come about and fortunately, i renounce my citizenship in exchange for these gummy worms. they made them sour on the inside and on the inside, they are sweet! until america comes up with that -- how do we say goodbye in our language? >> jon: michael kosta, everyone. [cheers and applause] when we come back, melissa murray and kate shaw will be joining me. don't go away. [cheers and applause] the ball is out...
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>> jon: no! >> i would say the good news is that from a policy perspective, at least doing some other things to relieve pressure on the southern border are no great mystery to lawmakers they are for the problem, of course, is the politics, but it doesn't require any great feat of the imagination. >> jon: this is not a complexity beyond the imagination of human beings. >> correct. >> jon: we don't have to restabilize areas we destabilized to really get a handle on it. it's about fixing the system of influx. >> i mean, i think overall, the only way to kind of deal with migration trends in the world is to understand the forces in a global context. and that means that the united states has to be more mindful of the consequences of its foreign policy, has to work with partners in the region. >> jon: i'm sorry, i blacked out when you said -- you said something about mindful foreign policy and i just started thinking about u2 in the sphere. i don't know what is going on. >> i will say, reforming the asy
>> jon: no! >> i would say the good news is that from a policy perspective, at least doing some other things to relieve pressure on the southern border are no great mystery to lawmakers they are for the problem, of course, is the politics, but it doesn't require any great feat of the imagination. >> jon: this is not a complexity beyond the imagination of human beings. >> correct. >> jon: we don't have to restabilize areas we destabilized to really get a handle on...
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>> jon: butker! apparently, the kansas city chiefs field goal kicker gave a conservative catholic commencement speech at a conservative catholic college, seems expected. although he did have a shout out to the ladies. >> some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but i would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. [boos] >> jon: ha-ha! apparently "enjoy the pta, bitches," not the advice you want to hear when you're $100,000 in debt earning a degree in electrical engineering. but i imagine the cancellation of one harrison butker was swift and unforgiving at the white house. >> what i can say is we invite the entire team and we do that always. i don't have anything beyond that. >> jon: aha! you wokearati at the communist --- wait, what? he can still go to the white house and be on the football team and all that's really happened is some people roasted him on tiktok? so i guess this is kind of jus
>> jon: butker! apparently, the kansas city chiefs field goal kicker gave a conservative catholic commencement speech at a conservative catholic college, seems expected. although he did have a shout out to the ladies. >> some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but i would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. [boos] >> jon: ha-ha! apparently "enjoy the pta,...
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jon? jon: scary stuff. fox weather correspondent brandy campbell in omaha, nebraska, thanks. >>> more now on the devastation from fox weather's nicole valdes. >> reporter: among the horror here in elkhorn, nebraska, a miracle after a monster tornado tore through dozens of homes but no one was killed. hard to believe as you take a look at some of the homes here. in this neighborhood alone, this home leveled, others left with collapsed roofs, walls torn to shreds, windows and doors blown out by the force of that violent tornado leaving thousands without power and and hundreds of people without a home. a similar scene in lincoln, nebraska, where one violent tornado crossed over i-80, flipped semi strucks -- trucks, derailed trains and trapped nearly 100 employees inside a warehouse. again, incredibly, everyone there is okay. we met the long family in elkhorn on saturday morning who watched as that twister touched down just a few miles away the night before and made its way straight for their home. troy made a
jon? jon: scary stuff. fox weather correspondent brandy campbell in omaha, nebraska, thanks. >>> more now on the devastation from fox weather's nicole valdes. >> reporter: among the horror here in elkhorn, nebraska, a miracle after a monster tornado tore through dozens of homes but no one was killed. hard to believe as you take a look at some of the homes here. in this neighborhood alone, this home leveled, others left with collapsed roofs, walls torn to shreds, windows and doors...
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jon. jon: all right. trey yingst in tel aviv where a nervous nation is awaiting the arrival of those cruise missiles fired from iran, trea, thank you. we'll check back in with you later. let's bring in ellie cohim aen, a former special deputy envoy to combat anti-semitism under former president donald can trump. if elie, to you what does it mean that israel, that iran decided to launch for the first time ever missiles from its own territory against israel? >> jon, you know, the islamic republic of iran has really cornered themself because they, on the one hand, have had their arab proxies fight this war on their behalf against israel for years now, and at the same time they have been spreading their radical islamist doctrine that they want toe eliminate if israel. and if so when the israelis eliminated their most important general after soleimani, after president trump's elimination of soleimani and with israel, the iranians were now stuck in this corner where they need to respond in order to look like a
jon. jon: all right. trey yingst in tel aviv where a nervous nation is awaiting the arrival of those cruise missiles fired from iran, trea, thank you. we'll check back in with you later. let's bring in ellie cohim aen, a former special deputy envoy to combat anti-semitism under former president donald can trump. if elie, to you what does it mean that israel, that iran decided to launch for the first time ever missiles from its own territory against israel? >> jon, you know, the islamic...
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jon is interloping. we decided to let him come. >> we let him pay the check. >> what it is, we refuse to let ourselves or our communities to be held hostage to a conflict thousands of miles away that we may not be able to fully resolve or fix but we can have an impact about how we treat each other here. the other thing i would say is that we are both journalists and one of the thing that motivates us is our pursuit of truth and what is true. we share that even when we disagree. it is because we came to different perceptions and we really believe the other is honest. >> yeah, it's well said. ultimately, as yair mentioned, we are journalists. we seek out people's perspectives who are different from you, who see the world from a different view. that's how you learn about the world a little bit. i think you have to say that it's easier for us too because we are not israeli and palestinian. we are american. both of us know people, family who have been killed recently, many dozens in some cases in gaza recentl
jon is interloping. we decided to let him come. >> we let him pay the check. >> what it is, we refuse to let ourselves or our communities to be held hostage to a conflict thousands of miles away that we may not be able to fully resolve or fix but we can have an impact about how we treat each other here. the other thing i would say is that we are both journalists and one of the thing that motivates us is our pursuit of truth and what is true. we share that even when we disagree. it...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jon: hey! come on! [cheers and applause] show time! welcome to "the daily show!" my name is jon stewart. we have a fabulous show for you tonight. you know what i'm not going to do tonight? i'm not going to overthink it, honestly, i'm just going to come out here like pacino at the oscars, mumble a few words, eventually you'll figure out what i was getting at. it's fine! the big event we need to talk about is the oscars of politics: the state of the union address. last thursday night. joseph raisinette biden the 12th! [cheers and applause] he had the unenviable task of having to lay out his vision for the nation, whilst also demonstrating that he is not too old, not too tired to be the president of the united states, and that he wouldn't rather just die thousands of balloons to the white house and head to paradise falls. [laughter and applause] and so, president biden entered the house chamber! navigating through our divided
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>> jon: do you want to give a summary? >> i will give a summary. >> jon: give a summary. [cheers and applause] >> so this movie is about two best friends who are in very different points in their lives. dawn, who is played by michelle buteau, has two kids and a husband and my character, eden, is single and a free spirit and gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby. >> jon: [laughs] >> and their friendship is tested thereafter, and hilarity and verklemptness ensues -- >> jon: also pathos. >> mad, mad pathos. crumbs, no crumbs. >> jon: they leave no crumbs! i just love you so much and you are so good. >> i love you too. thank you. >> jon: everything you do is filled with bangers after bangers. the lines are so funny and your stuff is so good. >> oh, my gosh, thank you. >> jon: for god's sakes, woman. >> it is my honor, my pleasure, you are my hero. >> jon: stop it. [cheers and applause] "babes" will be in theaters this friday, may 17th. ilana glazer. we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ -electric for short
>> jon: do you want to give a summary? >> i will give a summary. >> jon: give a summary. [cheers and applause] >> so this movie is about two best friends who are in very different points in their lives. dawn, who is played by michelle buteau, has two kids and a husband and my character, eden, is single and a free spirit and gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby. >> jon: [laughs] >> and their friendship is tested thereafter, and hilarity and...
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>> jon: shanda? >> yeah, i'm jewish, too! >> jon: what? oh, i didn't know that. >> yeah, on my mother's side -- >> [correspondents chanting "shame"] >> jon: get out of here! my god! go! [cheers and applause] as i was saying... >> shame! >> jon: oh, for god's sake. >> shame! shame on you! shame! shame! >> jon: i know. ronny, we already did the israel shame bit. >> no, i was talking about "death to smoochy." i spent ten bucks on that movie! shame on you! >> jon: it is a good movie. >> so are you not ashamed? >> jon: no, i'm not. listen. here's ten bucks. just go. >> thank you. this makes up for israel. >> jon: thank you. when we come back, john della volpe will be joining us, so don't go away. us, so don't go away. [cheers and ( ♪♪ ) you made a cow! actually it's a piggy bank. my inspiration to start saving. how about a more solid way to save? i'm listening. well, bmo helps get your savings habit into shape with a cash reward every month you save. both: cash reward? and there's a cash bonus when you open a new checking account to get you
>> jon: shanda? >> yeah, i'm jewish, too! >> jon: what? oh, i didn't know that. >> yeah, on my mother's side -- >> [correspondents chanting "shame"] >> jon: get out of here! my god! go! [cheers and applause] as i was saying... >> shame! >> jon: oh, for god's sake. >> shame! shame on you! shame! shame! >> jon: i know. ronny, we already did the israel shame bit. >> no, i was talking about "death to smoochy." i...
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jon? >> jon: you need to come home come on michael. >> i would like to come about and fortunately, i renounce my citizenship in exchange for these gummy worms. they made them sour on the inside and on the inside, they are sweet! until america comes up with that -- how do we say goodbye in our language? >> jon: michael kosta, everyone. [cheers and applause] when we come back, melissa murray and kate shaw will be joining me. don't go away. [cheers and applause] [traffic noise] [text message] let's ace this thing! ♪ ♪ i got you coffee. oh my god, what? you literally read my mind. got you, girl. ♪ dramatic music ♪ [flight attendant alert] [baby crying] [snoring] [luggage rattling] [baby crying] ♪ dramatic music ♪ ♪ upbeat music begins ♪ for everyone who's endured the bad seat, finally, sweet, sweet redemption. the lexus tx. three-row luxury that treats every seat like the best seat. (♪♪) you're unfreezing me? that means... yes, there's a better wing. popeyes. the sailor man
jon? >> jon: you need to come home come on michael. >> i would like to come about and fortunately, i renounce my citizenship in exchange for these gummy worms. they made them sour on the inside and on the inside, they are sweet! until america comes up with that -- how do we say goodbye in our language? >> jon: michael kosta, everyone. [cheers and applause] when we come back, melissa murray and kate shaw will be joining me. don't go away. [cheers and applause] [traffic noise]...
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>> good evening, jon. first of all tomorrow will mark six months since the brutal attack by hamas on israel. which was the largest single assault on the jewish people since the holocaust. but we should be doing this isbacking our ally, israel. the way israel is approaching the war what appears to be an indifference of casualties that has got to be changed. we should talk to him in private we should publicly support our ally. so i disagree with stopping armed shipments to israel. hamas must be defeated or there will be no peace. that is what has to happen. jon: it seems like they are fairly close geographically there just is not that much of gaza left the israelis have not already swarmed. >> yes. in southern gaza the area that is referred to as rafah they're up to four battalions of hamas their hamas fighters there. that's probably the reason why hamas would like to see a cease-fire so they could either get them out or prepare more defenses. but israel needs to continue on with this campaign. they've got t
>> good evening, jon. first of all tomorrow will mark six months since the brutal attack by hamas on israel. which was the largest single assault on the jewish people since the holocaust. but we should be doing this isbacking our ally, israel. the way israel is approaching the war what appears to be an indifference of casualties that has got to be changed. we should talk to him in private we should publicly support our ally. so i disagree with stopping armed shipments to israel. hamas...
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>> jon: mm! gary, i -- so you know how much i love your music and what you do. >> i have heard. >> jon: you have heard. i bother gary quite frequently, because i am such a fan of yours and because i love music, but this album, "jpeg raw," i just feel it is a masterpiece. >> thank you. >> jon: you killed it, dude. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] >> jon: it is so good. >> thank you. i felt that way but it is good to hear somebody say that out loud. >> jon: you were just letting yourself go to every place musically, artistically that you wanted to go? >> i decided during that time -- there was no one saying, gary clark jr., the guitar player, any of that kind of stuff. i had been pushed into being this guy, who was the savior of the blues and the blues is going to be fine. it is music that has stood the test of time. [cheers and applause] >> jon: i will say this, people will always be sad. [laughter] but the other stuff, man, you hit a falsetto and i was like, i didn't even know you had that. >>
>> jon: mm! gary, i -- so you know how much i love your music and what you do. >> i have heard. >> jon: you have heard. i bother gary quite frequently, because i am such a fan of yours and because i love music, but this album, "jpeg raw," i just feel it is a masterpiece. >> thank you. >> jon: you killed it, dude. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] >> jon: it is so good. >> thank you. i felt that way but it is good to hear somebody say...
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jon. jon: madison sorry we have to come to the you in the national anthem there charlotte motor speedway madison, thank you. >> the last year i've been indicted by the government or 91 different things. so if i wasn't a libertarian before, i sure as hell am a libertarian now. dero wrote donald trump will address the libertarian party, and national convention on saturday. the libertarian party should nominate trump for president of the united states. wow. that's nice -- jon: that's former trump giving mixed reception at libertarian convention in washington and made his pitch telling libertarian crowd by joining forces greater chance of defeating joe biden in november. meantime, president biden is on his way from delaware back to washington now. he's expected to soon break his silence on the new york versus trump criminal trial. and he's been invited to attend a peace summit in switzerland next month as russia war on ukraine rages on. mark meredith live at the white house with all of that. m
jon. jon: madison sorry we have to come to the you in the national anthem there charlotte motor speedway madison, thank you. >> the last year i've been indicted by the government or 91 different things. so if i wasn't a libertarian before, i sure as hell am a libertarian now. dero wrote donald trump will address the libertarian party, and national convention on saturday. the libertarian party should nominate trump for president of the united states. wow. that's nice -- jon: that's former...
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it's jon stewart, everybody. look at that. jon. jon, hold on. hold on. i've got to do the thing. jon, please. everybody please have a seat. jon, i'm doing the -- what are you doing here? >> jon: well, you know i've obviously lived under your desk ever since i left "the daily show." >> stephen: i know that. of course i know that, but why are are you interrupting right now? >> jon: well, you may have heard. there is some exciting news. >> stephen: exciting news? hold on, hold on. if there's exciting news, let me just get a mouthful of water first. mm-hmm. >> jon: uh, starting tomorrow, i'm gonna be back hosting "the daily show"! [cheering] >> stephen: wow. i didn't know that. i just swallowed it. yeah, i did. that's amazing. jon stewart hosting "the daily show" at 11:00 p.m. on comedy central. we're gonna watch every weeknight, right, everybody? [cheering] >> jon: very kind of you. actually there's one more piece of news. and you should probably take a big sip of water first. there you go. news? >> jon: i'm only doing it mondays. >> stephen: okay. okay. only mondays? that's interes
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jon: hamas is holding hostages. that is a big reason this work continues to this day of hamas were to release the hostages i think israel might have second thoughts about going into doug burgum. who holds hostages and think it's the world's applause? >> think about this. hamas was negotiating to go up in the cease-fire image of the hostages. and then biden announces he is going to withhold weapons and hamas is like my hand is been strengthened why would i negotiate now? british at ford minister david cameron gets the joke he said it would be terrible to withhold british arms shipments it would strengthen hamas. if david cameron understands this why can't the biden administration get it through its thick school the thing we need to do support our ally israel. jon: senator pete ricketts of nebraska thank you. >> great, thank you. so the company fox report. [background noises] jon: dangers and defiance. what is next when it comes the recent wave of sometimes violent and often disruptive anti- israel protests on campuse
jon: hamas is holding hostages. that is a big reason this work continues to this day of hamas were to release the hostages i think israel might have second thoughts about going into doug burgum. who holds hostages and think it's the world's applause? >> think about this. hamas was negotiating to go up in the cease-fire image of the hostages. and then biden announces he is going to withhold weapons and hamas is like my hand is been strengthened why would i negotiate now? british at ford...
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jon: u.s. marshals have arrested two squatters who wanted in connection to a brutal murder in new york city. authorities releasing their mugshots today. police say nadia patel discovered them living in her late mother's new york city apartment. they savagely beat and killed her. the victim's body found stuffed in a duffel bag. it's the latest and most shocking incident in the series of episodes involving squatters across the country. >> some california cities and counties are fed up with out-of-control retail crime. the putting together special task forces to stop shoplifters fox news got a firsthand look at one of the largest crackdown operations in los angeles county. that is where christina coleman is standing by with more. >> hi jon pop. we embedded that l.a. county sheriff's department organized retail task force they busted and major fencing operation and recovered thousands of dollars worth of stolen merchandise and a crime-ridden area. >> come out with their hands up we have a search wa
jon: u.s. marshals have arrested two squatters who wanted in connection to a brutal murder in new york city. authorities releasing their mugshots today. police say nadia patel discovered them living in her late mother's new york city apartment. they savagely beat and killed her. the victim's body found stuffed in a duffel bag. it's the latest and most shocking incident in the series of episodes involving squatters across the country. >> some california cities and counties are fed up with...
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jon: all right. so -- the president according to joe biden had every opportunity to defend himself, but a lot of observers suggest that the judge in the way he wrote the jury instructions left an awful lot of room for a conviction. >> right. you know, so first of all, i don't know of another judge in america would even try this case. i mean it was so atrocious even alvin bragg at the beginning after he was elected even though he ran on gun going after trump. after he was elected said look there's nothing there. i don't this case but suddenly trump -- suddenly trump is leading polls republican nominee and a.m. vein bragg says let's take it on. take on the judge, a person that contributed finances to joe biden's campaign. they found that judge to take this case on and yes he put his foot he took whole body weight put it on top of this scales. again he took the blinds off of lady justice and threw her under a speeding bus. jon: but let's go back to that letter that you signed along with several other re
jon: all right. so -- the president according to joe biden had every opportunity to defend himself, but a lot of observers suggest that the judge in the way he wrote the jury instructions left an awful lot of room for a conviction. >> right. you know, so first of all, i don't know of another judge in america would even try this case. i mean it was so atrocious even alvin bragg at the beginning after he was elected even though he ran on gun going after trump. after he was elected said look...
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jon back to you. jon: what a tragedy. thank you. stilts, the fox report the state of the economy is on the top issues in the 2024 presidential election. there is some new economic data just out economist peter is here to tell us how it can affect the biden and trump campaigns, next. i will bless those who bless you. it's almost passover here in israel and across the former soviet union. but we're fnding thousands of destitute, elderly jews who are alone and in need of basic food. ramzia is a holocaust survivor. she keeps saying my refridgerator is empty. she's embarrassed to ask for help. their need as you can see is extremely urgent. right now, you can give a gift of life of $25. the international fellowship of christians and jews will bring comfort and food to ramzia and thousands of others. ramzia has had such a hard life and to see this smile. you can save a life, just like ramzia. your special holiday gift will provide everything they need to celebrate the holy season of passover. ramzia saw this matzah that the fellowship brou
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jon: steve harrigan at columbia university. it would seem, there was a lot of attention paid when police did move in an arrest that first batch of protesters. it seemed to quiet some of the trouble they are. why would columbia announce for not going to do that again? can you explain that? >> it does seem unusual to give your tactics to the other side in advance. we have seen administrators struggle with just how to handle this all across the country. interestingly we have seen some real success in some places like florida they threaten students with a three year suspension. with other universities like emory they used tear gas immediately or others in texas at austin they sent in police on horseback. often a quick forcible response has produced quite on campuses campusthis back-and-forth that columbia has just produced two weeks of headaches. jon: steve harrigan at colombia columbiauniversity in new york,k you. we are driving little controversy. first up the boston magazine contributing editor who wrote a fascinating new piece
jon: steve harrigan at columbia university. it would seem, there was a lot of attention paid when police did move in an arrest that first batch of protesters. it seemed to quiet some of the trouble they are. why would columbia announce for not going to do that again? can you explain that? >> it does seem unusual to give your tactics to the other side in advance. we have seen administrators struggle with just how to handle this all across the country. interestingly we have seen some real...
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jon: the d.o.j. has interviewed passengers, crew members and other officials to get to the bottom of the terrifying incident, christina coleman has more. >> the department of justice is opening a criminal investigation to boeing regarding the door panel of the 737 max anywhere in january the wall street journal is reporting the d.o.j. investigation into the incident and federal probe could also provide the d.o.j. with details on whether boeing complied with the settlement following the 737 max crash in 2018 and 2019. in a letter to the chair the senate commerce boeing acknowledged after looking extensively they can't find documentation for work done in the factory on the door the blown off during alaska airlines flight they are working hypothesis that the documents were not created when the door plug was open even though boeing requires the records, today on "fox news sunday" transportation secretary pete buttigieg weighed in on the efforts to improve safety. >> but we needs to cooperate in every res
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. >> thank you jon. jon: coming up the latest polls reveal more or less a dead heat at this stage of the 2024 presidential contest. next washington examiner investigations editor sarah bedford breaks on the latest data we get ready for the first biden/trump debate planned for t month. this is remington. ...he's a member of the family, for sure. we always fed them kibble— it just seemed like the thing to do. but ...he was getting picky we heard about the farmer's dog... and it was a complete transformation. his coat was so soft, he had amazing energy. he was a completely different dog. it's a no-brainer that (remi) should have the most nutritious and delicious food possible. i'm investing in my dog's health and happiness. the terrorist attacks of october 7th were the single deadliest day for the jewish people since the holocaust. i stand here before you with an extremely burdened and heavy heart. not only for the immense cruelty and loss of life suffered here, but for the immense needs of the people of
. >> thank you jon. jon: coming up the latest polls reveal more or less a dead heat at this stage of the 2024 presidential contest. next washington examiner investigations editor sarah bedford breaks on the latest data we get ready for the first biden/trump debate planned for t month. this is remington. ...he's a member of the family, for sure. we always fed them kibble— it just seemed like the thing to do. but ...he was getting picky we heard about the farmer's dog... and it was a...
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jon: dr. rebecca grant thank you. >> thank you. jon: president biden was briefed by a eight of the iran helicoptr crash. president ebrahim raisi officials have not learned much more than what's been reported by iran state media. the president today very busy with major appearances he gave the keynote address to the graduating class at morehouse college historically black universities in atlanta a seat e looks to shore up his appeal ahead of november he is set to speak naacp events in detroit later this hour. lucas tomlinson is light at the white house with the very latest for us. >> that is rights. white has said president biden has been briefed on this crash involving that pres president fd minister has refused to offer any more details. earlier on fox and congressman congressman patallen did weigh . >> this is a total. regime know they're lying when their lips are moving through it probably happened, we don't know yet for sure what probably happened was accidental helicopter crash may be of some maintenance maybe is pilot error.
jon: dr. rebecca grant thank you. >> thank you. jon: president biden was briefed by a eight of the iran helicoptr crash. president ebrahim raisi officials have not learned much more than what's been reported by iran state media. the president today very busy with major appearances he gave the keynote address to the graduating class at morehouse college historically black universities in atlanta a seat e looks to shore up his appeal ahead of november he is set to speak naacp events in...
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jon: it trey yingst and tel aviv, thanks. top white house officials are defending president biden sudden shift on israel southern gaza six months after it was attacked in the war began. lucas tomlinson is live at the white house with more. >> it appears president biden got what he wanted. israeli forces are pulling out of southern gaza ahead of the cease-fire talks in cairo. jon kirby to say where things stand right now. >> we are not blind to the risks the aid workers are end but certainly not blind to the suffering the people of gaza are going through and the president was clear i won't get ahead i will not prejudge decisions he will or won't make it. >> i've not heard from him on this. if he feels so strong it wasn't the president out there talking about it? what you saw his statement triggers a ready paper statement. >> kirby also said israeli forces are pulling out to rest on "fox news sunday" earlier senator chris coons offered a different explanation. >> i presume this is a tactical decision by the idf and israeli lead
jon: it trey yingst and tel aviv, thanks. top white house officials are defending president biden sudden shift on israel southern gaza six months after it was attacked in the war began. lucas tomlinson is live at the white house with more. >> it appears president biden got what he wanted. israeli forces are pulling out of southern gaza ahead of the cease-fire talks in cairo. jon kirby to say where things stand right now. >> we are not blind to the risks the aid workers are end but...
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correct thank you jon. jon: much more head on the fox report. we will be right back. (vo) welcome to lobsterfest. is your party ready? ready to tango with tails on tails on tails? try lobster lover's dream with two lobster tails and lobster & shrimp linguini it's one of ten next-level lobster creations red lobster. is your party ready? an alternative to pills, voltaren is a clinically proven arthritis pain relief gel, which penetrates deep to target the source of pain with nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medicine directly at the source. voltaren, the joy of movement. it's time. yes, the time has come for a fresh approach to dog food. everyday more dog people are deciding it's time to quit the kibble and feed their dogs fresh food from the farmer's dog. made by vets and delivered right to your door precisely portioned for your dog's needs. it's an idea whose time has come. why choose a sleep number smart bed? can i make my side softer? i like my side firmer. sleep number does that. now, save 50% on the sleep number limited edition smart bed. plus, free home delivery whe
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thank you. >> thanks jon. jon: and baltimore engineers began the daunting task of removing thousands of tons of metal debris from the collapse of francis scott key bridge. vessel traffic in and out of the port still suspended as crews worked to clear the damage. the coast guard ticket fox news crew for a close up look at the wreckage. madalyn rivera near the site with the very latest for us. >> that evening but when you're out here on the water you do get a sense of the magnitude of this disaster. when you're up close to see so much of the damage in greater detail and it crystallizes for you the challenges these crews are facing ahead. this is the footage one of our photographers shot earlier today he was able to hitch a ride with the u.s. coast guard. you will see here at the mangled pieces of metal. all of which have to be cut by the way y what you also see shig containers dangling over the side. we note 14 containers were impacted fed soap, resin material, or perfume for this ship has to be eventually polle
thank you. >> thanks jon. jon: and baltimore engineers began the daunting task of removing thousands of tons of metal debris from the collapse of francis scott key bridge. vessel traffic in and out of the port still suspended as crews worked to clear the damage. the coast guard ticket fox news crew for a close up look at the wreckage. madalyn rivera near the site with the very latest for us. >> that evening but when you're out here on the water you do get a sense of the magnitude of...
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>> jon, that's a great point. i represent prosecutors when i was a government lawyer that were in the thick of this type, not controversy of this magnitude but controversy their discretion as to whether or not to proceed with the prosecution was being called into question. if you are prosecuting a case, especially a case of this magnitude you need to make certain that you have nothing this going to call into question your discretion, your motivation, your commitment to serving the public and exercising a prosecutorial discretion to bring criminal charges against an individual. if that is called into question its very problematic. to your point we have no idea why those meetings took place but it certainly is something that may be looked into. looking into all this surrounding this prosecution freed surrounding the activity. surrounding the actions. surrounding what annie willis has done during the course of this prosecution. and whether or not it imputes her integrity and the entire prosecution. jon: there is the
>> jon, that's a great point. i represent prosecutors when i was a government lawyer that were in the thick of this type, not controversy of this magnitude but controversy their discretion as to whether or not to proceed with the prosecution was being called into question. if you are prosecuting a case, especially a case of this magnitude you need to make certain that you have nothing this going to call into question your discretion, your motivation, your commitment to serving the public...
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jon: it is going to be a heckuva campaign. fox news senior political analyst brit hume and marc thiessen. thank you both. nikki haley responded moments ago to the suspension of the desantis campaign, let's watch. >> first of all it is great to see all of you. thank you for taking the time, boy are things changing today. [cheering] think back to when we started in the media said i did have a chance. that's okay, and so we started at 2%. we finished with 20% in iowa than we came to hampshire. we just heard that ron desantis has dropped out of the race. [cheering] i would say to run you have been a good governor. having said that -- [cheering] there were over 14 people in this race there were a lot of polls, all the polls are out except for this one and this comes down to what do you want. you want more of pain or something new. do you want to go back to country where they decide who's a good president or do you want to come together as americans and you know what were getting inflation down and get our economy back. and get our
jon: it is going to be a heckuva campaign. fox news senior political analyst brit hume and marc thiessen. thank you both. nikki haley responded moments ago to the suspension of the desantis campaign, let's watch. >> first of all it is great to see all of you. thank you for taking the time, boy are things changing today. [cheering] think back to when we started in the media said i did have a chance. that's okay, and so we started at 2%. we finished with 20% in iowa than we came to...
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jon: i am jon scott this is a box report. as the bottom of the app you are just joining us as a look at some of the headlines. people are dead six others heard after shooting at a block party in memphis, tennessee last night. police at least two suspects open fire, no arrests have been made. off duty chicago police officer killed early in chicago. authorities say lewis was shot several times in his car stolen he's returning home from work two days shy of his 31st birthday. no arrests thus far. and nascar news 19-year-old rookie jesse love got his first career win after crash filled double overtime race at talladega superspeedway. they love the fox news app qr code on your screen go to foxnews.com/apps. some experts are worried america's metal school schools are killing off the merit system in hopes of bolstering diversity. critics say the end will have deadly consequences for patients. you penned medical professor roger cohen are prioritizing the social justice skills. some are even ditching the notoriously tough and cats to
jon: i am jon scott this is a box report. as the bottom of the app you are just joining us as a look at some of the headlines. people are dead six others heard after shooting at a block party in memphis, tennessee last night. police at least two suspects open fire, no arrests have been made. off duty chicago police officer killed early in chicago. authorities say lewis was shot several times in his car stolen he's returning home from work two days shy of his 31st birthday. no arrests thus far....