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. [♪ circus music ♪] . >> i was one of those people who saw jaws ii before i saw jaws. >> stephanie: you're weird. remember how paul ryan was going to the game changer? down in his home state. and tammy baldwin has moved ahead 50 to 41% over tommy thompson in wisconsin. julie in seattle said hey, calling your opponent a big lez is not such a good strategy. >> is that what happened? >> stephanie: yes. [ laughter ] >> wow. and my favorite lol twitter of today, mitt romney is money boo boo. [♪ circus music ♪] >> yeah, but he is not going to be drinking that go juice. it has too much caffeine it? . >> stephanie: let's get fresh, here we go. ♪ karl ♪ >> stephanie: karl frisch, bullfightstrategies.com. hello good morning, karl frisch. >> good morning, how are you. >> stephanie: you said a bit of a sugar high referring to the president's bump. turns out it's a little more than a sugar high. >> remember he is mormon so sugar is a new experience for him. >> stephanie: right. >> yeah basically this point, any time that mitt romney calls a haste illy organized press conference in the mi
. [♪ circus music ♪] . >> i was one of those people who saw jaws ii before i saw jaws. >> stephanie: you're weird. remember how paul ryan was going to the game changer? down in his home state. and tammy baldwin has moved ahead 50 to 41% over tommy thompson in wisconsin. julie in seattle said hey, calling your opponent a big lez is not such a good strategy. >> is that what happened? >> stephanie: yes. [ laughter ] >> wow. and my favorite lol twitter of today,...
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[♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what he did there. we have a big show by the way. rude pundit yesterday and today. very, very exciting. representative paul tonko, charlie pierce, and cecile richards. >> she has a big announcement. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i have to keep that secret and who the celebrity guest for new york is. >> don't put it in front of the camera. >> stephanie: oh. >> you keep forgetting you are on television. >> stephanie: i know. right. that's the charm of it. >> have you really had that up on camera? >> i guess it's not a secret anymore. >> stephanie: oh boy. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: that's my loose lips sinking a ship again. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. you are just in a mood. don't even talk to me. would you like some fun facts. i -- [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: frequently when i am -- >> drunk. >> stephanie: that part goes without saying but when i'm watching my political cable news shows which i do. >> your current tv lineup. >> stephanie: thank you. and we're going to be pr
[♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what he did there. we have a big show by the way. rude pundit yesterday and today. very, very exciting. representative paul tonko, charlie pierce, and cecile richards. >> she has a big announcement. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i have to keep that secret and who the celebrity guest for new york is. >> don't put it in front of the camera. >> stephanie: oh. >> you keep forgetting you are...
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. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what you did there. how many campaign-enning moments has romney had. after the middle east comment. and you are like that is the moment. then the 47% comment. and then there was the -- >> oh, sweet jesus. >> yeah. he admitted on the stump this week -- and this was something that was funny watching because you had paul ryan standing behind him and he looked like he heard his child yell a curse word in a crowded theater when he said that obama had never raised taxes. it doesn't matter if we gets more personal. people don't like him. >> stephanie: yeah paul ryan has a new plan the plan to return to the private sector. >> recalibrate the phony emotion chip in mitt's -- >> stephanie: yeah exactly. karl frisch delightful stuff at bullfight strategies this week. >> thank you very much. >> stephanie: have a good week. [ applause ] >> he is trying to sound like he is emotional, his voice goes into this sort of range, and i feel deeply i'm told. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: many of us were very concerned about the p
. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what you did there. how many campaign-enning moments has romney had. after the middle east comment. and you are like that is the moment. then the 47% comment. and then there was the -- >> oh, sweet jesus. >> yeah. he admitted on the stump this week -- and this was something that was funny watching because you had paul ryan standing behind him and he looked like he heard his child yell a curse word in a crowded theater when he said...
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. [♪ circus music ♪] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: by the way -- okay. here is how ridiculous roland and i are. we don't bother getting separate hotel rooms, because we like our little slumber parties. roland wrote me and said the hotel director knows the show, she said why isn't stephanie staying with us. and he said we're just sharing a room. and she said oh you should keep your balls covered on this trip. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> do you really bunk with roland? >> yes. >> stephanie: we love each other. >> you are the headliner stephanie. >> stephanie: i like it we spoon. let's go to coredel. >> caller: good morning, everybody. >> stephanie: good morning coredel, i'm a big queer bait. how are you. >> caller: i'm doing and i'm so glad i didn't break your phone system. >> stephanie: good for you. go ahead. >> caller: you guys have been so wonderful and supportive to me over this year. you can't me sane when i was facing my most difficult trials of my life and i cannot thank you guys enough. >> stephanie: we got your back. >> caller: and this time nex
. [♪ circus music ♪] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: by the way -- okay. here is how ridiculous roland and i are. we don't bother getting separate hotel rooms, because we like our little slumber parties. roland wrote me and said the hotel director knows the show, she said why isn't stephanie staying with us. and he said we're just sharing a room. and she said oh you should keep your balls covered on this trip. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> do you really bunk with roland? >> yes....
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. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: you kept saying what a gaffe machine. michelle -- >> this is a man who for the last four year has committed gaffe after gaffe after gaffe after gaffe. and more cently has indulged in something that has not played well with the american electorate, and i think that is trying to rile up the left-flank of the belate. >> stephanie: race clownery. >> i dare say michelle mall con -- >> the first lady has enjoyed much more likability than her husband. she is no longer seen as the angry spouse. >> what? >> stephanie: wow. okay. kimberly gill foil on the five. >> he just seemed very presidential there was a moment when i was looking up at him, and you thought wow if you went to central casting, you couldn't pick a more perfect guy. is it such a bad thing to choose perfect? he sounds good, and he is strong and steady and just wants to get the job done. >> stephanie: he is nearly perfect. >> and then we heard a pop as kimberly gillfoil pulled her nose out of mitt romney's ass. >> stephanie: wow. wow. and rush limbaugh. >> obama did
. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: you kept saying what a gaffe machine. michelle -- >> this is a man who for the last four year has committed gaffe after gaffe after gaffe after gaffe. and more cently has indulged in something that has not played well with the american electorate, and i think that is trying to rile up the left-flank of the belate. >> stephanie: race clownery. >> i dare say michelle mall con -- >> the first lady has enjoyed much more likability...
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[ ♪ circus ♪ ] brian kilmeade on the fox and friends. >> he came out and said i have a different view from mitt romney. i want to build the economy from the middle out. again an homage to the middle class. i don't know if that's economically possible rather than top down. >> only rich people can create wealth in america. >> for themselves, yes. >> even though that's never happened. even though that's not actually how it occurs. >> it is not true. because you would fall off. >> it is never true when one of our guys is in office. >> stephanie: reince priebus would be the kind of guy who would want to roll a window down on a plane. >> it is stuffny. i'm going to open the emergency exit. >> stephanie: supporters struggle to defend romney's tax plan map. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] more details, mitt romney provides about his tax plan math. the closer he gets to validating the conclusion of a nonpartisan study that found his proposal is not mathematically possible. he promises that after his across the board tax rate cuts and elimination of unspecified loopholes benefitting high incom
[ ♪ circus ♪ ] brian kilmeade on the fox and friends. >> he came out and said i have a different view from mitt romney. i want to build the economy from the middle out. again an homage to the middle class. i don't know if that's economically possible rather than top down. >> only rich people can create wealth in america. >> for themselves, yes. >> even though that's never happened. even though that's not actually how it occurs. >> it is not true. because you...
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. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: yay! >> i know what you are thinking chair, did i give you six coats of shellack or seven. >> stephanie: they are trying to do anything they can to distract from the 47%. and literally people are saying this will go down in history -- i mean this is just literally, i think almost the worst thing a candidate has been caught saying. >> i agree, but number 1 he is so wrong with what he is saying. the people he is talking about are people that are not necessarily obama's base. it's the greatest generation and millionaires, and military families. this i am the 53% is a mean, poor, nasty mien that has been going around for a while. the number 1 fact of all of this is, it's mitt romney. he probably doesn't mean it. whoever he is around that's what he believes. i'm sure he doesn't believe that now. >> stephanie: who can tell. >> he is like charlie sheen on the seventh date with a hooker that won't put out. he will say anything. >> stephanie: all right. off to a frolicking friday. we'll be right ba
. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: yay! >> i know what you are thinking chair, did i give you six coats of shellack or seven. >> stephanie: they are trying to do anything they can to distract from the 47%. and literally people are saying this will go down in history -- i mean this is just literally, i think almost the worst thing a candidate has been caught saying. >> i agree, but number 1 he is so wrong with what he is saying. the people he is talking about are...
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. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh, jim ward. he specializes in dark humor. >> the cancer jokes keep coming. >> hitler has cancer great. hilarious. ♪ >> stephanie: well hitler -- well that's funny. okay. 58 minutes -- >> can we just move on to the next hour. >> stephanie: yeah penny marshall is coming up so let her pull us out. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ ♪ a child, i'm a mother i'm a sinner, i'm a saint, i do not feel ashamed ♪ ♪ i'm your dream, i'm nothing in between, now know you wouldn't want it any other way ♪ >> yeah i would. >> yeah. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 26 minutes after the hour. oh, my god. travis, t-bone our associate producer -- >> okay. see i can't tweet dana lohse because she has blocked me. however, travis said oh, my god, i love the fact that dana lohse has a birthday before stephanie miller. >> stephanie: and what did she say? >> she replied back yeah except i'm a million years youn
. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh, jim ward. he specializes in dark humor. >> the cancer jokes keep coming. >> hitler has cancer great. hilarious. ♪ >> stephanie: well hitler -- well that's funny. okay. 58 minutes -- >> can we just move on to the next hour. >> stephanie: yeah penny marshall is coming up so let her pull us out. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie...
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. >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] guess what i saw on vacation, hal. roland's balls. okay. >> wouldn't be vacation, right if you didn't. >> stephanie: i'm still recovering. >> didn't he see your cooter? >> yeah. >> what are you doing showing each other? >> stephanie: i would always say don't look, i'm getting dressed. he obviously couldn't resist. >> you were in -- >> stephanie: that mind was completely -- i walked out of the bathroom and he was laying on the bed in a robe. i was like oh! [ screaming ] >> wait a minute. in your opinion ethel kennedy's house. there had to have been -- >> stephanie: that was in a hotel where i saw his -- >> okay. >> had to have been another room at ethel kennedy's house that you could have gone to. >> stephanie: we were in bobby's house in the compound. that's not where i saw the aforementioned -- >> even then. at bobby's house there had to have been another room. >> stephanie: we're best friends. we want to sleep in the same room. i didn't count on that part. okay. let's dive into the right-wing world. sean hannity on
. >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] guess what i saw on vacation, hal. roland's balls. okay. >> wouldn't be vacation, right if you didn't. >> stephanie: i'm still recovering. >> didn't he see your cooter? >> yeah. >> what are you doing showing each other? >> stephanie: i would always say don't look, i'm getting dressed. he obviously couldn't resist. >> you were in -- >> stephanie: that mind was completely...
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. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: rush limbaugh. i can't wait for tomorrow's rush limbaugh. >> it is my contention that the primary reason for this -- i can hear the howells of laughter protest, disagreement when i say this, and it may not be the only reason, but i am convinced one of the reasons this unrest hand was so it could be blamed on someone who could be made to look like he is a conservative. >> huh? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> because then what does it say about conservatism or people that are not liberal? that they are nuts. >> what? >> and your point would be. >> so this whole thing going on in the middle east was ginned up by obama to make republicans look nuts. >> stephanie: because what? i don't think he even understands his own conspiracy theories anymore. >> that was just stupid. >> stephanie: i can't wait to find out who was behind mitt's latest gaffe. >> it was obama. >> stephanie: okay. greg [ inaudible ] on the five. >> obama should at least demand birth control pills. [ laughter ] >> what? >> stephanie: that was
. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: rush limbaugh. i can't wait for tomorrow's rush limbaugh. >> it is my contention that the primary reason for this -- i can hear the howells of laughter protest, disagreement when i say this, and it may not be the only reason, but i am convinced one of the reasons this unrest hand was so it could be blamed on someone who could be made to look like he is a conservative. >> huh? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> because then what...