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it explains why, today, my greeter was like -- "hello, welcome to walmart. do you mind checking out this mole? [ laughter ] should i be worried?" well, it says the judge ruled that the man who hacked into scarlett johansson's cell phone and stole nude photos is no longer allowed to use the internet. [ light laughter ] that's right. they gave him aol. [ laughter and applause ] they gave him -- a chance -- >> steve: [ mimicking dial-up sounds ] >> jimmy: honey, i'm just logging in. honey. >> steve: "you've got mail. good-bye." [ laughter ] [ singing off key ] [ laughter ] ♪ i love that jalopy rock and roll ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: old time jalopy. that's not the song. that's not the song i'm listening to. you get this? mattel is facing criticism over a new barbie that comes with permanent tattoos and pink hair. daddy issues sold separately. that's what it says. [ laughter ] it says it on the box. you've got to get that. it's a different box. >> steve: different store. >> jimmy: yeah, different -- yeah. and finally, i just read that a bear broke into a cand
it explains why, today, my greeter was like -- "hello, welcome to walmart. do you mind checking out this mole? [ laughter ] should i be worried?" well, it says the judge ruled that the man who hacked into scarlett johansson's cell phone and stole nude photos is no longer allowed to use the internet. [ light laughter ] that's right. they gave him aol. [ laughter and applause ] they gave him -- a chance -- >> steve: [ mimicking dial-up sounds ] >> jimmy: honey, i'm just...
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walmart. now with stayfree you don't have to worry. inspired by athletic wear, only stayfree has thermocontrol to wick away moisture. so you're dry and comfortable up to 8 hours. stayfree. doing laundry is classic problem solving. i mean, kids make stains, i use tide boost to super charge our detergent. boom -- the clothes look amazing, and daddy? well, he's a hero. oh, see this thing here? it was covered in freezer pop. and since i won't have to wash it twice to get it clean, well, now i get to spend a little more me time. daddy, can you french braid my hair? herring bone or fish tail? herring bone. [ man ] good call. tide boost is my tide. what's yours? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. you know, actually, i have a pretty funny story i thought i'd share if you don't mind. so a couple weeks ago, i was at the beach. >> beach, yeah. great. >> jimmy: what's that? >> come on, man. beach, "late night with jimmy fallon." i get it. that's hilarious. huge fan of your show, but i se
walmart. now with stayfree you don't have to worry. inspired by athletic wear, only stayfree has thermocontrol to wick away moisture. so you're dry and comfortable up to 8 hours. stayfree. doing laundry is classic problem solving. i mean, kids make stains, i use tide boost to super charge our detergent. boom -- the clothes look amazing, and daddy? well, he's a hero. oh, see this thing here? it was covered in freezer pop. and since i won't have to wash it twice to get it clean, well, now i get...
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Oct 21, 2011
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only at walmart. the fastest way to play. only at walmart. other places have bbq burgers, hbut not with the kick this oneh my new ouhas- burger. outlaw means it's loaded with hickory-smoked bacon, onion rings and topped with my bourbon barbecue sauce. and i'll tell you somethin' else they don't have- -my outlaw spicy chicken sandwich. yehaw! whoa! whoa whoa whoa whoa.. ride that spicy chicken! [ cellphone rings ] cut! [ monica ] i have a small part in a big movie. i thought we'd be on location for 3 days, it's been 3 weeks. so, i used my citi simplicity card to pick up a few things. and i don't have to worry about a late fee. which is good... no! bigger! bigger! [ monica ] ...because i don't think we're going anywhere for a while. [ male announcer ] write your story with the new citi simplicity card. no late fees. no penalty rate. no worries. get started at citisimplicity.com. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with the great amy sedaris and will forte. amy sedaris, you've written two be
only at walmart. the fastest way to play. only at walmart. other places have bbq burgers, hbut not with the kick this oneh my new ouhas- burger. outlaw means it's loaded with hickory-smoked bacon, onion rings and topped with my bourbon barbecue sauce. and i'll tell you somethin' else they don't have- -my outlaw spicy chicken sandwich. yehaw! whoa! whoa whoa whoa whoa.. ride that spicy chicken! [ cellphone rings ] cut! [ monica ] i have a small part in a big movie. i thought we'd be on location...
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only at walmart. the fastest way to play. only at walmart. and even though you do what you can to take care of it, sometimes you want to give your immune system some support. try new airborne chewable tablets. each serving contains 14 vitamins, minerals and herbs... including zinc, echinacea, ginger, and a blast of vitamin c. it's the easy, great-tasting way to help support your immune system. airborne. in fast-acting effervescent formula, and new super-convenient chewable tablets! just having some tender chicken and some tasty noodles. let's see...south western vegetables...60 calories. ya' know those jeans look nice. they do? yup. so you were checking me yup. out? [ male announcer ] progresso. 40 soups 100 calories or less. those five food groups sound a whole lot better when you put them in a taco shell instead of a pyramid. old el paso. when you gotta have mexican. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with the great amy sedaris and will forte. amy sedaris, you've written two best-selli
only at walmart. the fastest way to play. only at walmart. and even though you do what you can to take care of it, sometimes you want to give your immune system some support. try new airborne chewable tablets. each serving contains 14 vitamins, minerals and herbs... including zinc, echinacea, ginger, and a blast of vitamin c. it's the easy, great-tasting way to help support your immune system. airborne. in fast-acting effervescent formula, and new super-convenient chewable tablets! just having...
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the fastest way to play is walmart. with smooth caramel and chocolate. ♪ hmm twix. also available in peanut butter. hmm twix. how do i tie a bowtie, again? what's the fastest way to hartford hospital? do i need an umbrella in new york this weekend? remind me to call chris when i get home. move my meeting from 3 to 4. what does a weasel look like? remind me to get milk when i leave work. tell my wife i'm gonna' make it. wake me up at 6. play some coltrane. i'm locked out. [siri: i found 3 locksmiths fairly close to you.] [announcer: say hello to the most amazing iphone yet.] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our show, everybody. as you guys know, i'm a huge fan of reality tv. and i especially love "jersey shore." [ cheers and applause ] i love everything about that show. i love the people. i love the clothes. i love the hair. the lifestyle. it really works out great because, as luck would have it, there's a floor right here, in 30 rock that's exactly like the "jersey shore." it's called the "jersey floor." [ cheers and applause ] it's still -- it'
the fastest way to play is walmart. with smooth caramel and chocolate. ♪ hmm twix. also available in peanut butter. hmm twix. how do i tie a bowtie, again? what's the fastest way to hartford hospital? do i need an umbrella in new york this weekend? remind me to call chris when i get home. move my meeting from 3 to 4. what does a weasel look like? remind me to get milk when i leave work. tell my wife i'm gonna' make it. wake me up at 6. play some coltrane. i'm locked out. [siri: i found 3...
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the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! welcome back, everybody. thank you for watching. our first guest this evening is a hilarious and talented actor. you know him from his eight seasons on "saturday night live" as well as a bunch of other tv and film work. so, starting this friday, he and jason sudekis star in a new movie, it's called "a good old fashioned orgy." please welcome back to the show, will forte everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nice. i like it. >> jimmy: you like it. you got it. let's talk about orville willis forte the iv. >> that's my name, yes. >> jimmy: how are you my friend? >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to visit our program. >> thank you for having me back. i love coming here. >> jimmy: we missed you. we missed you. you've been out in l.a. you've been doing movies and tv and everything. you're in the "tim and eric" thing, right? >> yes. yup. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: how are those guys? >> they're awesome. >> jimmy: they're loony. >> they are -- for as crazy as t
the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! welcome back, everybody. thank you for watching. our first guest this evening is a hilarious and talented actor. you know him from his eight seasons on "saturday night live" as well as a bunch of other tv and film work. so, starting this friday, he and jason sudekis star in a new movie, it's called "a good old fashioned orgy." please welcome back to the show, will forte everybody! [ cheers...
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october 18th with a bonus copy of batman: arkham asylum only at walmart. the fastest way to play. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for watching our show. as you guys know, we love games on our show. and we love hip hop. so, we decided to put them both together in a new game. it is time for "ready, set, flow!" ♪ ♪ ready set flow ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. it's time for "ready, set, flow." this is the game where we put three emcees on the spot and make them freestyle using words generated by rhyme wave, the word generating robot. [ light laughter ] hello, rhyme wave. >> hello, jimmy. hip-hop, you don't stop. >> jimmy: thank you, rhyme wave. now, after rhyme wave gives them three words, our rappers will have 30 seconds to use all three in a freestyle flow. at the end our audience will decide who did it best. first, put your hands together for tonight's three emcees. come on over! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey buddy. >> hey. >> jimmy: nice to see you, buddy. >> hey. how you doing? >> jimmy:
october 18th with a bonus copy of batman: arkham asylum only at walmart. the fastest way to play. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for watching our show. as you guys know, we love games on our show. and we love hip hop. so, we decided to put them both together in a new game. it is time for "ready, set, flow!" ♪ ♪ ready set flow ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. it's time for "ready, set, flow." this is the game...
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the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actor who stars alongside eddie murphy and ben stiller in his new film, "tower heist," which is in theaters november 4th. please welcome michael pena, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> the roots. on fire. >> jimmy: there they are. there they are. michael pena. >> on the jimmy fallon show. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you're here. i'm a huge fan. i got to say "30 minutes or less", you killed it in that movie. >> timberlake: he meant that. >> did he? >> timberlake: yeah, he meant that. >> he was like, "i love your movie, man." >> timberlake: no, he gave me a look like, "did he mean that?" >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. no, i did. i was like, "because i don't believe him." [ laughter ] because i don't. so i looked to dustin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: justin. >> justin. >> timberlake: it's fine. it's fine. [ light laughter ] jason. jason. >> justin. >> actually, i used to do that when i was 19, like, you know, trying to get into clubs in l.a. i'm like, "dude, i'm with hal pacino and s
the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actor who stars alongside eddie murphy and ben stiller in his new film, "tower heist," which is in theaters november 4th. please welcome michael pena, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> the roots. on fire. >> jimmy: there they are. there they are. michael pena. >> on the jimmy fallon show. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you're here. i'm a huge...
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the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with salma hayek pinault. and we're going head to head in beer pong. all right, salma, the rules are simple here. >> okay. >> jimmy: we take turns. one shot each. if the ping-pong ball lands in your cup you chug the beer. first -- >> if i land it i chug the beer or you chug the beer? >> jimmy: i chug the beer. if your ball goes in my cup i chug the beer. >> jimmy: okay. yeah. you've never played this game before. >> no, we don't play this in mexico. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] i think there it's -- i don't know what we call it. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's probably just an american thing. >> i just keep that? >> jimmy: yeah well, you stand over on that side. behind your cup and you go first. the first one to land two beers wins. all right, there you go. all right, there you go. >> at the same time? >> jimmy: no, no. ♪ >> okay. i go? >> jimmy: go for it, try to get it in one of these. you get two turns each. >> i have another turn. >> jimmy: come on. oh my god. that was ju
the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with salma hayek pinault. and we're going head to head in beer pong. all right, salma, the rules are simple here. >> okay. >> jimmy: we take turns. one shot each. if the ping-pong ball lands in your cup you chug the beer. first -- >> if i land it i chug the beer or you chug the beer? >> jimmy: i chug the beer. if your ball goes in my cup i chug the beer....
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the fastest way to play is walmart. pnc virtual wallet gathers your spending and saving in one place. credit and debit purchases, checks, bills, and other financial information. it lets you see the details as well as the big financial picture. so you can do more with your money. see what a complete view of your money can do for you at pncvirtualwallet.com. ♪ pnc bank. for the achiever in you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with salma hayek pinault. and we're going head to head in beer pong. all right, salma, the rules are simple here. >> okay. >> jimmy: we take turns. one shot each. if the ping-pong ball lands in your cup you chug the beer. first -- >> if i land it i chug the beer or you chug the beer? >> jimmy: i chug the beer. if your ball goes in my cup i chug the beer. >> jimmy: okay. yeah. you've never played this game before. >> no, we don't play this in mexico. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] i think there it's -- i don't know what we call it. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's
the fastest way to play is walmart. pnc virtual wallet gathers your spending and saving in one place. credit and debit purchases, checks, bills, and other financial information. it lets you see the details as well as the big financial picture. so you can do more with your money. see what a complete view of your money can do for you at pncvirtualwallet.com. ♪ pnc bank. for the achiever in you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with salma hayek...
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get batman: arkham city with a bonus copy of batman: arkham asylum only at walmart. the fastest way to play. for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile slows down your data speed. with sprint you don't get charged extra and you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling to any mobile -- for only $79.99. the best unlimited plan...wins. make the most of unlimited data with a brilliant screen on a pencil thin phone. introducing the samsung galaxy s ii epic 4g touch. trouble hearing on the phone? visit sprintrelay.com. the first thing you got to do is make a car that's worth building... one with character and conviction... that has all the luxury you'd expect. then you put in an 8-speed transmission that gets 31 miles per gallon. that combination of luxury and efficiency only comes from one place in the world. ♪ [ female announcer ] who'd have thought that how hard you'd try -- and how far you'd go -- was shaped before you could even write your name? the first five years are forever. that's why pnc is devoting $250 million and ten more years to hel
get batman: arkham city with a bonus copy of batman: arkham asylum only at walmart. the fastest way to play. for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile slows down your data speed. with sprint you don't get charged extra and you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling to any mobile -- for only $79.99. the best unlimited plan...wins. make the most of unlimited data with a brilliant screen on a pencil thin phone. introducing the samsung galaxy s ii epic 4g touch. trouble...
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the fastest way to play is walmart. and started earning loads of points. you got a weather balloon with points? yes, i did. [ man ] points i could use for just about anything. ♪ keep on going in this direction. take this bridge over here. there it is. [ man ] so i used mine to get a whole new perspective. ♪ [ male announcer ] write your story with the citi thankyou premier card, with no point caps, and points that don't expire. get started at thankyoucard.citi.com. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with salma hayek pinault. and we're going head to head in beer pong. all right, salma, the rules are simple here. >> okay. >> jimmy: we take turns. one shot each. if the ping-pong ball lands in your cup you chug the beer. first -- >> if i land it i chug the beer or you chug the beer? >> jimmy: i chug the beer. if your ball goes in my cup i chug the beer. >> jimmy: okay. yeah. you've never played this game before. >> no, we don't play this in mexico. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] i think there it's -- i don't know wh
the fastest way to play is walmart. and started earning loads of points. you got a weather balloon with points? yes, i did. [ man ] points i could use for just about anything. ♪ keep on going in this direction. take this bridge over here. there it is. [ man ] so i used mine to get a whole new perspective. ♪ [ male announcer ] write your story with the citi thankyou premier card, with no point caps, and points that don't expire. get started at thankyoucard.citi.com. ♪ [ cheers and applause...
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the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is currently in her eighth and final season on her hit abc show, "desperate housewives." give it up for the beautiful, the talented, eva longoria! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi! >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on our show. >> i know. this is my first time on the jimmy fallon show! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm very excited. i've seen you around. i'm such a big fan of yours, but you're very -- >> i've been a big fan of yours since "saturday night live." i used to have the biggest crush on you. [ audience oohs ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so much. you made me embarrassed. but i've met you a bunch of times. >> i know. we always see each other. >> jimmy: you're very west coast. but now i saw you on twitter. and you're everywhere around the world. you were just in dubai. >> yeah, like, last weekend. >> jimmy: why would you go to dubai? >> i went for a day. >> jimmy: that's wild, why? >> yeah, i had to do an appearance there, and -- >> jimmy: how is that? is it just bonker
the fastest way to play is walmart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is currently in her eighth and final season on her hit abc show, "desperate housewives." give it up for the beautiful, the talented, eva longoria! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi! >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on our show. >> i know. this is my first time on the jimmy fallon show! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm very excited. i've seen...
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walmart. hey, chris. hi, jesse. hey. hey. ready to order? yep, 2 for $20. [ male announcer ] it's applebee's freshest 2 for $20 yet. featuring new chicken fettuccine carbonara, get one appetizer, and two entrees, for just 20 bucks. only at applebee's. now serving half-price appetizers late night. only at applebee's. actually, head & shoulders is for more than dandruff. it gives me a healthy scalp and great looking hair. does it do anything else for you? no? no? yes. [ male announcer ] head & shoulders. 7 benefits. 1 bottle. [ jennifer ] here... this is my world. ♪ this place inspires me to be tougher... to stay sharper... to think faster. they may be just streets to you. but to me... they're a playground. ♪ ...loving you ♪ 'cause i'm alive, i can breathe, i can feel ♪ ♪ i believe ♪ and there ain't no doubt about it ♪ vo: a breakfast worth waking up for. enjoy the sausage, egg and cheese croissan'wich today. only at burger king. summertime is now a happy time. when we can eat what we want and sleep soundly through the night. pre
walmart. hey, chris. hi, jesse. hey. hey. ready to order? yep, 2 for $20. [ male announcer ] it's applebee's freshest 2 for $20 yet. featuring new chicken fettuccine carbonara, get one appetizer, and two entrees, for just 20 bucks. only at applebee's. now serving half-price appetizers late night. only at applebee's. actually, head & shoulders is for more than dandruff. it gives me a healthy scalp and great looking hair. does it do anything else for you? no? no? yes. [ male announcer ] head...