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tonight -- eric stonestreet. from "izombie," rose mciver. and music from jewel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stop right there. here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: very good. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad we're here. i have some important news for those of you who were planning to eat breakfast tomorrow. general mills, you know that guy, right? the cereal guy. general mills is recalling a number of cheerios products because some boxes that were labeled gluten-free were not gluten-free. wheat somehow got worked into the mix. and as a result, 1.8 million boxes of cheerios and honey nut cheerios are being removed from the shelves at stores. and i'll tell you what. this sounds to me like the work of that evil dictator, vladimir gluten. [ laughter ] fortunately -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, no, no. please. don't patronize me. [ laughter ] but this does affect those people who are allergic to gluten. and also those who pretend to be allergic to gluten. [ laughter
tonight -- eric stonestreet. from "izombie," rose mciver. and music from jewel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stop right there. here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: very good. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad we're here. i have some important news for those of you who were planning to eat breakfast tomorrow. general mills, you know that guy, right? the cereal guy. general mills...
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eric stonestreet. from "wicked city," ed westwick and music from elle king with cleto and the cletones. and now, on my word, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we're back home. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here too. i'm glad any of us is here. this is our first night back after a week of shows in brooklyn, new york. i think i speak on behalf of everyone. we just barely survived. had we been there six more hours we'd all be dead, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: does your wife know you were out late every night in brooklyn if. >> guillermo: no, no, no. >> jimmy: how is it possible she doesn't know? >> guillermo: i was working very hard for the show. >> jimmy: that's what you told her? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: what about when we're on the show and i mention you were out all night? >> guillermo: she doesn't watch it. >> jimmy: doesn't
eric stonestreet. from "wicked city," ed westwick and music from elle king with cleto and the cletones. and now, on my word, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we're back home. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here too. i'm glad any of us is here. this is our first night back after a week of shows in brooklyn, new york. i think i speak on...
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i've been searching for just the right bounce house for eric. i'm thinking about, this one comes with -- i could really hunt him in something like this. but this one, since eric's team is the royals, this would be a nice -- it would be nice to have a castle for him to romp around in, right? the game is going on right now as we tape this show, which is killing me. i asked our friend yaya to give us updates throughout the show. i can't give a broadcast because fox pays a lot of money for them. there he is, yaya. yaya, do you know what sport they're playing? >> playing baseball, between kc and new york. >> jimmy: that's right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's happening in the game right now? >> 1-0. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. i think the guy, he went -- >> jimmy: daniel murphy hit a home run? >> murphy won, i don't know. >> jimmy: you better not be screwing with me. are you sure about that? >> i'm not sure. i don't understand the game very good, you know? >> jimmy: gee. try to learn more about the game and i'll check back with you. >> jimmy: is it r
i've been searching for just the right bounce house for eric. i'm thinking about, this one comes with -- i could really hunt him in something like this. but this one, since eric's team is the royals, this would be a nice -- it would be nice to have a castle for him to romp around in, right? the game is going on right now as we tape this show, which is killing me. i asked our friend yaya to give us updates throughout the show. i can't give a broadcast because fox pays a lot of money for them....
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first from "modern family please welcome eric stonestreet! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> tha you. fresh off the set of the show. >> jimmy: are you? did you shoot today? >> rushed right over. >> jimmy: thank you for rushing over. royals jersey -- >> always have it in my car. >> jimimmy: i sung thiss idea o you this morning and you were kind enough to agree to it. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: do you find watching the playoffs is a tore truss experience? it is. i was not rooting for the mets, i wanted the dodgers to play. it is rough. the mets are tough. the royals always seem to mak it a tough game. >> jimmy: especially when you have a team like the royals, like the mets, whehere ty haven't won in such a long time. >> right. >> jimmy: it's heartbreaking. we dided to make it even more unpleasant. we decided to make a bet. my original idea is loser gets a vasectomy. [ laughter ] my wife didn't like that one so we narrowed it down -- >> and i had mine yeaearsago. kidding! >> jimmy: we agreed to let fate decid
first from "modern family please welcome eric stonestreet! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> tha you. fresh off the set of the show. >> jimmy: are you? did you shoot today? >> rushed right over. >> jimmy: thank you for rushing over. royals jersey -- >> always have it in my car. >> jimimmy: i sung thiss idea o you this morning and you were kind enough to agree to it. >> absolutely. >> jimmy:...
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when we come back eric family." we're going to make a world series bet that one of us will very much wish we hadn't. so stick around, we'll be right [ cheers and applause ] i used to get really stressed out putting my personal info in these online shopping forms. last name. how about last time. now i breathe easy, with the ancient art of yoga... and masterpass. this pose is called "downward facing hog." yoga's hard, right? you want a bite? more for me! the easier way to shop online. masterpass from mastercard and your bank. it's the shortcut to priceless. innovative sonicare technology with up to 27% more brush movements versus oral b. get healthier gums in 2 weeks guaranteed. innovation and you. philips sonicare save when you buy the most loved rechargeable toothbrush brand in america. time to celebrate the one-year anniversary of kohl's yes2you rewards. through saturday only, members take an extra 20% off and earn triple points. get a $5 reward for every 100 points. not a member? enroll and start earning today. ko
when we come back eric family." we're going to make a world series bet that one of us will very much wish we hadn't. so stick around, we'll be right [ cheers and applause ] i used to get really stressed out putting my personal info in these online shopping forms. last name. how about last time. now i breathe easy, with the ancient art of yoga... and masterpass. this pose is called "downward facing hog." yoga's hard, right? you want a bite? more for me! the easier way to shop...
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eric stonestre. [ cheers and applause ] that was a nice surprise. meanwhile, the other big competition from boulder, colorado, another republican presidential debate on cnbc. do we learn anything from these debates? the only thing voters might learn is cnbc is a channel. they cut the time for tonight's event, the lengthrom three hours to two hours. i think they should run these debates like the miss america pageant. each candidate answers one 30-second question. the rest of the time they're walking around in bathing suits. right? [ cheers and applause ] it's an interesting race. the two front-runners, best carson who doesn't believe in evolution, and donald trump who kind of proves his point. there was controversy before the debate started. some of the candidates were unhappy with the green rooms they were given. this is where the candidates and their staffs hang out before and during the debate. basically the candidates with the highest poll numbers got the best rooms. the other guys got upset. donald trump got this room, the best room. looks like
eric stonestre. [ cheers and applause ] that was a nice surprise. meanwhile, the other big competition from boulder, colorado, another republican presidential debate on cnbc. do we learn anything from these debates? the only thing voters might learn is cnbc is a channel. they cut the time for tonight's event, the lengthrom three hours to two hours. i think they should run these debates like the miss america pageant. each candidate answers one 30-second question. the rest of the time they're...
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tomorrow night, from " modern family" , eric stonestreet, from " izombie," rose mciver will join us. we'll have music from jewel. and later this week, keanu reeves, lena dunham, guillermo del toro, scott foley from " scandal," thomas rhett and don henley. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is an extraordinarily fine actress with oscars and golden globes. to prove it, her latest, alongside robert redford, is called " truth." it opens in theaters october 16th. please welcome cate blanchett. [ cheers and applause ] >> i like the beard. it's very george michael of you. >> jimmy: it's a little careless whisper to myself. >> are you as harry down there as you are up here? >> jimmy: that's a personal question. but i am very hairy. >> i am not so hairy. i have always envied men. >> jimmy: me, too. the truth is having a beard is so much easier. it really is easier. you don't have to every -- sometimes i would have to shave twice in a day. >> you are that hairy all over? >> jimmy: i'm like nixon debate hairy. >> it really transforms you. selma did an amazing job as the bearded
tomorrow night, from " modern family" , eric stonestreet, from " izombie," rose mciver will join us. we'll have music from jewel. and later this week, keanu reeves, lena dunham, guillermo del toro, scott foley from " scandal," thomas rhett and don henley. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is an extraordinarily fine actress with oscars and golden globes. to prove it, her latest, alongside robert redford, is called " truth." it opens in...
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eric stoltz. so they went back to gary and said, can we have him now? gary said, i think we can make it work now. and so i went to gary's office and he had a script in an envelope. and he said, why don't you read this, steven spielberg, they want you to do this movie, i said you couldn't do it, now i'm letting you do it, read the script. i picked up the envelope and said," best script i ever read." he said i could do it as long as i did "familyties" in the daytime, do that at night. >> jimmy: in the morning on the set with the keatons, on the hover board at night? wow, this is pretty crazy and kind of a miss, i thought. they didn't come out with the marty mcfly action figure until this year. this is the marty mcfly action figure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you get any say on this? i thought it looked okay. details are great. one thing, originally they had this thing going right up my ass. so i said, this has got to be redesigned. so it's a nonviolated marty mcfly. >> jimmy: you think marty mcfly would have a fly but it's velcro. [ laughter ] >
eric stoltz. so they went back to gary and said, can we have him now? gary said, i think we can make it work now. and so i went to gary's office and he had a script in an envelope. and he said, why don't you read this, steven spielberg, they want you to do this movie, i said you couldn't do it, now i'm letting you do it, read the script. i picked up the envelope and said," best script i ever read." he said i could do it as long as i did "familyties" in the daytime, do that...
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with hannibal burress" and "the eric andre show." if not, you will know him from this. please welcome byron bowers. >> whew! how y'all doing tonight? [ applause ] >> you y'all doing in the back? oh, man. y'all must be like me, huh? feel luke i do. i still don't have no health insurance, you know? i don't. which i should because as a young black man i'm accident-prone according to the police. but health insurance, wasn't a priority to me. you know? i would rather have cellphone insurance than health insurance. that make sense? like i would rather have applecare than obamacare. because i'm pretty healthy. but if i drop my phone and the ucreen crack, i'm sick as hell. and obamacare don't cover that. i asked. you know you don't have insurance you got to do stuff you know? it changed my lifestyle. i got to always remain safe. like i pee sitting down more. i ain't scared to admit it. i pee sitting down more. it's better for my knee, eases tension in my lower back. i be sitting down like, wow, this is why women live longer than men, right here. they pee sitting down. it's bett
with hannibal burress" and "the eric andre show." if not, you will know him from this. please welcome byron bowers. >> whew! how y'all doing tonight? [ applause ] >> you y'all doing in the back? oh, man. y'all must be like me, huh? feel luke i do. i still don't have no health insurance, you know? i don't. which i should because as a young black man i'm accident-prone according to the police. but health insurance, wasn't a priority to me. you know? i would rather have...
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in a cell for any reason just to bother me just for your quota so its rest in peace sleep in peace eric garner sandra every street every corner conspiracy new world order i spoke to tamir rice mom and she told me be strong it won't be long til it's justice they won't have votes but refuse the discussion on how certain cops stay shoot us for nothing revolution is coming you act like the change the land of opportunity tryna throw me in chains the land of unity it's still the same america man don't act like i made it up you blaming us you know let's keep it one hundred hey so what up my we still in chains we still in chains you see these chains we still in chains i can't see we still in chains the difference from how we used to be we still in chains we still in chains you put the shame on us now now now shame on us now now now now shame on us now now now you put the shame on us we still in chains we still in chains you put the shame on us now now now shame on us now >> ferk the now now now shame on us now now now you put the shame on us we still in chains >> we are all america. we stand to
in a cell for any reason just to bother me just for your quota so its rest in peace sleep in peace eric garner sandra every street every corner conspiracy new world order i spoke to tamir rice mom and she told me be strong it won't be long til it's justice they won't have votes but refuse the discussion on how certain cops stay shoot us for nothing revolution is coming you act like the change the land of opportunity tryna throw me in chains the land of unity it's still the same america man...
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cate blanchett, eric stonestreet, keanu reeves, lena dunham, chace crawford, rose macgyver, guillermo del toro, music from thomas rhett, jewel, and eagles of death metal. please join us for our shows. tonight, a multi-talented acting and knocking people out over 30 years. he stars on "ncis los angeles" monday nights on cbs. please welcome ll cool j! [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up? >> jimmy: how's your life? >> everything's good. >> jimmy: every time you come you get bigger and more muscular. we're going to have to expand the chair for you. >> i need room, give me breathing room. >> jimmy: congratulations on getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's like a boyhood dream. >> jimmy: is it? >> absolutely. you know, just being acquainted with people with brochures and you dream about hollywood. you see souvenir shops with marilyn monroe and james dean. >> jimmy: did you come here when you were a kid? >> my father lived out here. when i was 14 i came out for a summer and it excited me. as a matter of fact, he had a record label as well. he was ver
cate blanchett, eric stonestreet, keanu reeves, lena dunham, chace crawford, rose macgyver, guillermo del toro, music from thomas rhett, jewel, and eagles of death metal. please join us for our shows. tonight, a multi-talented acting and knocking people out over 30 years. he stars on "ncis los angeles" monday nights on cbs. please welcome ll cool j! [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up? >> jimmy: how's your life? >> everything's good. >> jimmy: every time you...
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you're playing the same role that eric estrada had. he had a 22-inch waist at the time. >> 22-inch waist. it was like, yeah. nonexistent. it was like a doughnut. that's how big it was. >> jimmy: like no cop you ever see in real life. >> my brother is a cop, too. so i understand. >> jimmy: speaking of doughnuts, what are you eating now? are you on a special diet and all that stuff? >> doughnuts. >> jimmy: doughnuts, yeah. >> i'm just kidding. i'm eating like just grass and rocks. just mad all the time. like a dog. i'm like a dog. >> jimmy: how long has this been going on? >> it's been going on for like 2 1/2 months. >> jimmy: oh, my, really. >> i dropped 20 pounds. which means i had -- i had some good cushion. never cold. >> jimmy: you have -- you have a trainer that you're working out with? >> yeah, this guy arin babaian. >> jimmy: what's his name? >> arin babaian. he's from jersey. he trains channing tatum, too. if i ever try to puss out or whatever, trust me, that happens, i'm up in age. >> jimmy: by the way, last night now that you
you're playing the same role that eric estrada had. he had a 22-inch waist at the time. >> 22-inch waist. it was like, yeah. nonexistent. it was like a doughnut. that's how big it was. >> jimmy: like no cop you ever see in real life. >> my brother is a cop, too. so i understand. >> jimmy: speaking of doughnuts, what are you eating now? are you on a special diet and all that stuff? >> doughnuts. >> jimmy: doughnuts, yeah. >> i'm just kidding. i'm eating...