0
0.0
Apr 22, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
i've got two guys, harry ratchford, joey wells, act as my writers. what they do is they grab my material as i say it. you can't write it down for me. i don't like the long jokes, the long sentences. it has to be in bullet points. travel, bad. bad travel. why bad travel? makes me drive. driving, good versus bad. everything has a good and a bad. my rule is when i get on stage, i would much rather have the dismantled picture in my head of kind of what i think it is and it not be good and then figure out in realtime and walk off stage and go, there was something there. >> a few hours later, 3,000 people showed up in pasadena to hear hart figure out his new jokes on stage. everyone had to hand over their phones. before he began, hart explained why. >> like, 90% of what i'm going to do tonight i feel like is really good. the reason why i took your phones is because of the other 10%, right? like, just in case. just in case some of it's not, you don't have no proof. >> we agreed not to record any of his routine either. but backstage, we found his collaborato
i've got two guys, harry ratchford, joey wells, act as my writers. what they do is they grab my material as i say it. you can't write it down for me. i don't like the long jokes, the long sentences. it has to be in bullet points. travel, bad. bad travel. why bad travel? makes me drive. driving, good versus bad. everything has a good and a bad. my rule is when i get on stage, i would much rather have the dismantled picture in my head of kind of what i think it is and it not be good and then...
0
0.0
Apr 2, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
there was major drama at richmond raceway this weekend, no one was hurt, but driver joey gase crashed and was so mad at dawson cram, the driver he felt was responsible, that he ripped off his own dangling bumper and hurled it at cram as he drove past! yeah, man! nascar would be so much more interesting if you added road rage! "here we go. denny hamlin coming down the front stretch, but here's ty gibbs going for the same parking spot, hamlin smashes gibbs' brake lights with a 6-iron but gibbs is dumping his coffee in hamlin's sunroof. it'll be a photo finish 'cause they're exchanging insurance!" [applause] but the best part of the whole incident is that on the reverse angle, you can see that the bumper joey gase tore off his own car to throw at a competitor is a public service announcement against crime. meanwhile, south koreans are now dealing with burnout and loneliness by getting pet rocks. that headline again. "sadness gets sadder after saddest thing ever sadded." meanwhile, "broccoli freckles" are the new beauty hack we never saw coming. this is where bronzers and eyeshadows are a
there was major drama at richmond raceway this weekend, no one was hurt, but driver joey gase crashed and was so mad at dawson cram, the driver he felt was responsible, that he ripped off his own dangling bumper and hurled it at cram as he drove past! yeah, man! nascar would be so much more interesting if you added road rage! "here we go. denny hamlin coming down the front stretch, but here's ty gibbs going for the same parking spot, hamlin smashes gibbs' brake lights with a 6-iron but...
0
0.0
Apr 8, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
today actor joey king and logan lerman are in studio. for more local headlines including weather, join us on our streaming service, cbs news bay area. announcer: please welcome drew barrymore and ross matthews. and the one and only rossy. we have such a special guest. i know. i love her. drew: oh, my god.
today actor joey king and logan lerman are in studio. for more local headlines including weather, join us on our streaming service, cbs news bay area. announcer: please welcome drew barrymore and ross matthews. and the one and only rossy. we have such a special guest. i know. i love her. drew: oh, my god.
0
0.0
Apr 29, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
one run lead and former giant joey bart with the bat. two runners on and duvall got barked to ground out to end the game. giants' record of 14-15 and the 3-2 score. the g-men fly to boston tomorrow for a tuesday series at the red sox. >>> new orleans part owner cal ripken jr. checked out camden yards and pick this up bottom 4th and baltimore up a run. and ari whereas made it 2. took paul blackburn the distance. 6-4 orioles. third home run by blackburn in the game. jump to the 9th. down a run. one on. swung and dropped the bat. he knew it was gone. hello, second 9th inning comeback of the weekend. 80s won it 7-6. took the series from one of the best teams in the american league. oakland now 12-17. they're back home tomorrow against the pirates. >>> all right, now let's pivot to basketball in the east. in the west i should say. and that -- is the dallas mavericks, run by jason kiddtake a 3-1 series lead on the clippers but uh-huh. paul george had serve three pointers in the game. but look at dallas, they came all the way back down 33. cair
one run lead and former giant joey bart with the bat. two runners on and duvall got barked to ground out to end the game. giants' record of 14-15 and the 3-2 score. the g-men fly to boston tomorrow for a tuesday series at the red sox. >>> new orleans part owner cal ripken jr. checked out camden yards and pick this up bottom 4th and baltimore up a run. and ari whereas made it 2. took paul blackburn the distance. 6-4 orioles. third home run by blackburn in the game. jump to the 9th. down...
0
0.0
Apr 3, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
the giants traded former number two overall pick catcher joey bart to the pirates in exchange for a minor league pitcher. san francisco had dropped him from the 40-man roster on sunday. then tonight, oh, rough one for logan webb against the dodgers. could not get out of the fourth inning. san francisco was up 2-1 top of the third. mookie betts took webb deep. already his fifth home run for the year. game was tied at 2-2. next inning, l.a. in front 3-2. kikÉ hernandez, that's a base hit to left. it scored two more. web lasted just 2 -- the a's are 1-5, they lost in 11 innings to the red sox, 5-4. >>> the giants have just run into a buzz saw. they need to win tomorrow to avoid a sweep. kyle harrison is on the mound tomorrow. how good are the dodgers? they've scored five or more runs in each of their first eight games. they haven't done that since they joined the national league in 1890. >> just a blink of an eye ago. >> yeah. >>> all right, well, vern, more than 12 million people tuned in to watch one specific sporting event this week. >> that's a lot of eyeballs. >> and it wasn't the dubs
the giants traded former number two overall pick catcher joey bart to the pirates in exchange for a minor league pitcher. san francisco had dropped him from the 40-man roster on sunday. then tonight, oh, rough one for logan webb against the dodgers. could not get out of the fourth inning. san francisco was up 2-1 top of the third. mookie betts took webb deep. already his fifth home run for the year. game was tied at 2-2. next inning, l.a. in front 3-2. kikÉ hernandez, that's a base hit to...
0
0.0
Apr 9, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
blew the 96-mile-per-hour fastball by joey gallo. one of five strikeouts for snell. he ran into trouble in the second. back-to-back walks setting the table for the nationals. and they scored three runs in the inning. snell needed 72 pitches to get through three innings. the giants offence is getting plenty of runners on base so far, but they're having trouble getting them home. 0 for 10 with runners in scoring position. 1 for 27 on the home stand. a .198 average for the season, the worst in the national league. washington took the opener 8-1. >>> college hoop, yukon became the first team since the 2007 florida gators to win back-to-back national titles. their men's and women's programs have combine for the 17 tiet unless the last 30 years. i don't think huskies coach dan hurley was asking zach how's the weather up there, big man. little tension. longtime purdue coach gene cady in the house. hopefully that's not permanent ink. led the boilermakers with 37. he missed here. camden came flying for the put back. definitely a one shining moment for him. that cut it to seve
blew the 96-mile-per-hour fastball by joey gallo. one of five strikeouts for snell. he ran into trouble in the second. back-to-back walks setting the table for the nationals. and they scored three runs in the inning. snell needed 72 pitches to get through three innings. the giants offence is getting plenty of runners on base so far, but they're having trouble getting them home. 0 for 10 with runners in scoring position. 1 for 27 on the home stand. a .198 average for the season, the worst in the...
0
0.0
Apr 24, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
applause] the best part of the whole incident is that on the reverse angle you can see that the bumper joey tore off his own car to throat the competitor is a public service announcement against crime! meanwhile, south koreans are now dealing with burnout and loneliness by getting pet rocks. that headline again. sadness gets fatter after saddest thing ever sadded. meanwhile, broccoli freckles are the new beauty hack we never saw coming. this is where bronzer's and eyeshadows are applied locked stomach broccoli florettes and then stamped to the face, which leads tiny dots that resemble goals. it is amazing what we will do with vegetables to avoid eating them. look at all this asparagus! ellis, look at all this asparagus, maybe we should build a raft! meanwhile, recently, colombian police seized 1.7 tons of cocaine hidden within a shipment of avocados. best... guac... ever. [cheers and applause] not ripe, clearly not ripe. meanwhile, last week waiters in paris competed in a race to get a coffee and croissant across the capital that allows the waiters to race a 2-kilometer route while carrying
applause] the best part of the whole incident is that on the reverse angle you can see that the bumper joey tore off his own car to throat the competitor is a public service announcement against crime! meanwhile, south koreans are now dealing with burnout and loneliness by getting pet rocks. that headline again. sadness gets fatter after saddest thing ever sadded. meanwhile, broccoli freckles are the new beauty hack we never saw coming. this is where bronzer's and eyeshadows are applied locked...
0
0.0
Apr 29, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
one run lead and another former giant joey bart at the plate. two runners on and duvall. got bart to ground out and end the game. giants' record to 14-15. the g-men fly to boston tomorrow for a tuesday series at the red sox. >>> new orioles' part owner cal ripken jr. at camden yards. bottom of the 4th and baltimore up a run and ramone urias and made it two. took paul blackburn the distance and 6-4 orioles. to the 9th down a run. one on. a's kyle mccann swung and dropped the bat and knew it was gone. hello second 9th inning comeback of the weekend. the a's won it 7-6 and took the series from one of the best teams in the american league. oakland now 12-17 is back home tomorrow against the pirates. >>> off to the nba. jason kidd oakland great. his mavericks were thinking a 3-1 series lead on the clippers in white. paul george struck with a three. clippers without kawhi leonard led think 31 points and george with seven threes and he scored 33 but look dallas came back. irving with tough fourth quarter lay-in. mavericks up one. irving led dallas with 40 but the clippers got th
one run lead and another former giant joey bart at the plate. two runners on and duvall. got bart to ground out and end the game. giants' record to 14-15. the g-men fly to boston tomorrow for a tuesday series at the red sox. >>> new orioles' part owner cal ripken jr. at camden yards. bottom of the 4th and baltimore up a run and ramone urias and made it two. took paul blackburn the distance and 6-4 orioles. to the 9th down a run. one on. a's kyle mccann swung and dropped the bat and...
0
0.0
Apr 24, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
i caught up with the danny, jordan and joey of the band who shared with me why the bay has such a special place in their heart. ♪ ♪ they do have the right stuff. and for the first time in 11 years, the new kids on the block are back with a new single, "kids" off their new album, "still kids." ♪ >> and we haven't had a new album in like -- a decade. so it's just nice to have a whole new record, 14 new songs for the fans. ♪ ♪ >> the iconic boy band is gearing up for their summer tour, also featuring paula abdul and dj jazzy jeff. >> so it's just -- we love touring with people we like. and have had good experiences with. and jazzy jeff, we've known forever because we did shows with him and will smith back in the day. so it's -- it's really nice to have him back. and we'll, you know, we'll be hanging out with him all summer. ♪ >> with stops right here in the bay area. ♪ ♪ >> like when we first hit the scene, "please don't go girl" was like a big hit in the bay area and we were like all over the place in the bay area. and -- definitely a special place in our hearts. so can't wa
i caught up with the danny, jordan and joey of the band who shared with me why the bay has such a special place in their heart. ♪ ♪ they do have the right stuff. and for the first time in 11 years, the new kids on the block are back with a new single, "kids" off their new album, "still kids." ♪ >> and we haven't had a new album in like -- a decade. so it's just nice to have a whole new record, 14 new songs for the fans. ♪ ♪ >> the iconic boy band is...
0
0.0
Apr 24, 2024
04/24
by
KPIX
tv
eye 0
favorite 0
quote 0
i caught up with danny, jordan and joey who shared with me why the bay has a special place in their heart. ♪ ♪ they do have the right stuff. and for the first time in 11 years the new kids on the block are back with a new single. kids off their new album "still kids." ♪ >> and we haven't had a new album in like -- a decade. so it's just nice to have a whole new record, 14 new songs for the fans. >> the iconic boy band is gearing up for their summer tour also featuring paula abdul and deejay jazzy jeff. >> it's just -- we love touring with people we like. and have had good experiences with. and jazzy jeff, we've known forever because we did shows with him and will smith back in the day. so it's -- it's really nice to have him back. and move you know, we'll be hanging out with him all summer. ♪ >> with stops right here in the bay area. ♪ ♪ >> like when we first -- hit the scene, please don't go girl was like a big hit in the bay area and we were like all over the place in the bay area. and -- definitely a special place in our hearts. so can't wait to get back over there. ♪ ♪
i caught up with danny, jordan and joey who shared with me why the bay has a special place in their heart. ♪ ♪ they do have the right stuff. and for the first time in 11 years the new kids on the block are back with a new single. kids off their new album "still kids." ♪ >> and we haven't had a new album in like -- a decade. so it's just nice to have a whole new record, 14 new songs for the fans. >> the iconic boy band is gearing up for their summer tour also...