the dummy sucking down bud lights cheese doodle stained fingers is going to slip into a coma. you are going to lose him. >> bill: a bunch of colorful language. >> must use colorful and couple of cheap shots. don't grab and throw it at the president got to get down in the gutter. >> i'm not suggesting grab a prayer rug. >> bill: take a break and bring in some kind of security. then we're going to have samuel l. jackson and conan o'brien. they said outrageous things. play both and let mcguirk and gutfeld loose on them in just a few moments. sleep train's inventory clearance sale is ending soon. save 10%, 20%, even 35% on a huge selection of simmons and sealy clearance mattresses. get 2 years interest-free financing on tempur-pedic. even get free delivery! sleep train stacks the savings high to keep the prices low. but hurry, the inventory clearance sale is ending soon. superior service, best selection, lowest price, guaranteed. ♪ sleep train ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ >> bill: back ever the book segment tonight. actor samuel l. jackson. good actor. big obama