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they wento helen's dog, martha, for help. martha! we need your help! (gasps) ic professoscntist! we need help! who's there? where are you?
they wento helen's dog, martha, for help. martha! we need your help! (gasps) ic professoscntist! we need help! who's there? where are you?
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helen: there goes our muddy footprint clue. it was a red herring. a red herring? i thought it was a mop in a boot. a red herring is something that throws the detectives off the trail. it seems like a clue, but it's not. how many clues do we have left in the notebook? just one. there's no way we're going to find out who the whistler is from that. something's bound to turn up. (sighs) litter! people should really learn to pick... hey, wait a minute. it's a list of stores. the butcher, grocery store, dry cleaners... they've all been crossed off except for that last one: the flower shop! and that handwriting is very familiar... excuse me, but i believe that's mine. silly me, dropped it when i was getting a yogurt. oh, do you happen to know the way to the flower shop? it's two blocks down and make a left. a talking dog! well, how curious. much obliged. martha! when was the last time you saw someone wearing a monocle and a top hat in wagstaff?
helen: there goes our muddy footprint clue. it was a red herring. a red herring? i thought it was a mop in a boot. a red herring is something that throws the detectives off the trail. it seems like a clue, but it's not. how many clues do we have left in the notebook? just one. there's no way we're going to find out who the whistler is from that. something's bound to turn up. (sighs) litter! people should really learn to pick... hey, wait a minute. it's a list of stores. the butcher, grocery...
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(helen and alice giggle) helen: look at him go. adorable. that's so cute. (laughing) i can't believe she let it in the house. why don't we invite all the cats over to play? alice: really? should i goget nelson? (gasps) (laughing) i'll ignore that remark. oh, don't worry. he's only staying with us until he gets adopted. (woofs)really? really? (meows) we're helping him get socialized. socialized? you know, get him used to being around people and other animals so he learns to get along with them. maybe that's your problem, martha. maybe you weren't properly socialized to cats. oh, i'm socialized. no one is more socialized than me. i get along with everyone. it's cats that aren't social. mine! martha! ignore my rude dog. why are you so against this kitten? something about him gets under my fur. bye now! i thought they'd never leave. i couldn't tolerate another second of him here. why would anyone with a cat want another cat? it's like having a broken leg and wishing you had a broken arm, too. martha: admit it, buddy! i am the boss, applesauce. (skits growls pla
(helen and alice giggle) helen: look at him go. adorable. that's so cute. (laughing) i can't believe she let it in the house. why don't we invite all the cats over to play? alice: really? should i goget nelson? (gasps) (laughing) i'll ignore that remark. oh, don't worry. he's only staying with us until he gets adopted. (woofs)really? really? (meows) we're helping him get socialized. socialized? you know, get him used to being around people and other animals so he learns to get along with them....
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and then, all money-- and the money, helen & douglas house. every penny. so, that's a good profit on £3. and what does helen & douglas house do? it's children's hospice. well, that's a very good cause. i'd better give it back to you in that case. and don't put it back in the bin. try not to drop it. thank you. it's a pleasure. as a dedicated railway enthusiast, of course, i've come across references to the george bennie railplane, but... i've never really thought about it. why have you got all this stuff? because george bennie was my uncle. he was my late mother's favorite brother. but sadly, i never knew him. oh. now, unfortunately, because he spent a tremendous amount of the family money, he rather fell from grace from being mother's favorite brother to a less-favorite brother. well, let's have a look at what he was trying to do. what he was proposing was a system of railway transport whereby passengers travel in... yes. a sort of dynamic, streamlined car, suspended from an overhead track... correct. on gantries. yes. now... it wasn't his idea alone, wa
and then, all money-- and the money, helen & douglas house. every penny. so, that's a good profit on £3. and what does helen & douglas house do? it's children's hospice. well, that's a very good cause. i'd better give it back to you in that case. and don't put it back in the bin. try not to drop it. thank you. it's a pleasure. as a dedicated railway enthusiast, of course, i've come across references to the george bennie railplane, but... i've never really thought about it. why have you...
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great detective work, helen. helen: hey, we actually did it, sparky. we solved the crooning crook caper. bow wow, heroic helen. bow wow. hey, check out this song! (surf rock music playing) ♪ when someone's chasing you ♪ that means you're being pursued ♪ ♪ be it friend, foe or animal ♪ be it gal or a dude ♪ if you're the one who starts pursuing ♪ ♪ you might run until you're blue ♪ ♪ across the yard or across the city ♪ ♪ or to timbuktu ♪ you're not through yet ♪ through yet ♪ ♪ you must pursue and pursue ♪ pursue and pursue ♪ ♪ until you've caught the thing you're chasing ♪ ♪ caught the thing you're chasing ♪ ♪ hey there, i see you! gotcha! (song ends) catch the words about policing and detection? let's see some of them again. if you pursue someone, you follow them so you can catch them. when you patrol, you go around making sure everything is okay. security? it means keeping something safe. see you next time. i'm off to do some detecting. martha, you've got to stop following the meat delivery man. it makes
great detective work, helen. helen: hey, we actually did it, sparky. we solved the crooning crook caper. bow wow, heroic helen. bow wow. hey, check out this song! (surf rock music playing) ♪ when someone's chasing you ♪ that means you're being pursued ♪ ♪ be it friend, foe or animal ♪ be it gal or a dude ♪ if you're the one who starts pursuing ♪ ♪ you might run until you're blue ♪ ♪ across the yard or across the city ♪ ♪ or to timbuktu ♪ you're not through yet ♪...
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helen: you're our hero! look! helen: someone else forgot to properly stake their tent. let this be a lesson to all of you-- always read anfollow directions. don't let something completely improbable happen to you. and we lived happily ever after, because here we are! (groans) what's wrong, mart? that was a happy ending. i'm never gointo be able to sleep. because of the stories? nobecause i at all the s're all: martha! hey, check out this song! (rock music playing) ♪ it could snown july, swflakes from t sky♪ ♪ but it's improbable. ♪ andy teacr could say ♪ "let's ad com books all day" ♪ ♪ it's probabl ♪ wn a thing might happen but probably not ♪ ♪ you want to win the game buyou don't have a shot ♪ ♪ it's improbable. ♪ my sier might not talk about boys ♪ ♪ my little brother might she all his toys ♪ ♪ut that's ally, rely, really, really ♪ ♪ really,eally, really, it's improble... ♪ did you catch all of today words let's sesome oem again. "unpredictable" means yodon't know what will hapn. you can't evenake a gooduess. something iforesee
helen: you're our hero! look! helen: someone else forgot to properly stake their tent. let this be a lesson to all of you-- always read anfollow directions. don't let something completely improbable happen to you. and we lived happily ever after, because here we are! (groans) what's wrong, mart? that was a happy ending. i'm never gointo be able to sleep. because of the stories? nobecause i at all the s're all: martha! hey, check out this song! (rock music playing) ♪ it could snown july,...
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named helen grace, born through a surrogate mother friday. she's the couple's second child, but de niro's sixth. he is 6 years old. >> >> actor richard gere, being honored for his contribution to musics and as a humanitarian. the 62-year-old actor has appeared in more than 40 movies and founded the gere foundation. >> angelina jolie's directorial debut about the bosnian war is leaving war survivors stunned. they are packing into theaters to see "in the land of blood and honey." says its incredibly realistic, almost too hard to watch. >> reporter: the film opened in the u.s. friday. it has been nominated for a golden globe for the best foreign language film. the trailer for the hunger dames is already out and now there is a new song for the movie sound track entitled "safe and sound." singer taylor swift released the sound over the weekend. >> >> hunger games, based on the best selling book trilogy is due in theaters -- . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i sweated the details. all the phone calls, the emails, the lost weekends. and then after twenty-two years,
named helen grace, born through a surrogate mother friday. she's the couple's second child, but de niro's sixth. he is 6 years old. >> >> actor richard gere, being honored for his contribution to musics and as a humanitarian. the 62-year-old actor has appeared in more than 40 movies and founded the gere foundation. >> angelina jolie's directorial debut about the bosnian war is leaving war survivors stunned. they are packing into theaters to see "in the land of blood and...
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helen: relax, truman. just have fun. hey! check out this song. ♪ philosophy ♪ what is your philosophy? ♪ it needn't be greek to be or even deep to be ♪ ♪ important or true ♪ philosophy ♪ your philosophy ♪ is what you believe to be or perceive to be ♪ ♪ important for you. philosophers are people who try to figure out what life is all about. ♪ i think, therefore i am. but everyone can have his or her own philosophy. ♪ don't throw your stuff away, save it for a rainy day ♪ ♪ philosophy ♪ what is your philosophy? ♪ you don't have to cogitate or ruminate ♪ ♪ calculate or speculate ♪ have a debate or postulate ♪ until it's getting very late ♪ to have a philosophy. ♪ i am, therefore i'm hungry. (horse neighs) i can't believe we mined this much gold in one day. i know. but i still say chicken nuggets are way better than gold nuggets. except you can't buy things with chicken nuggets. what would you need to buy if you had chicken nuggets? i'd never leave the chicken mine. never talk to a dog
helen: relax, truman. just have fun. hey! check out this song. ♪ philosophy ♪ what is your philosophy? ♪ it needn't be greek to be or even deep to be ♪ ♪ important or true ♪ philosophy ♪ your philosophy ♪ is what you believe to be or perceive to be ♪ ♪ important for you. philosophers are people who try to figure out what life is all about. ♪ i think, therefore i am. but everyone can have his or her own philosophy. ♪ don't throw your stuff away, save it for a rainy day...
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helen? helen: martha! quit eating the puppy's food. (kids chatting excitedly) (martha grunting as she jumps) ta-da! (all exclaiming) you've got your own copy machine? uh-huh. my dad got the newer model, so he said i could have his old one. (machine whirring) (sniffing) aah! it's alive! (barking) (growling) watch it! (barking and growling) (laughing weakly) dogs aren't big on technology. wow! imagine all the neat things you could do with this! (copy machine humming) (kids laughing with delight) (grunting excitedly) (machine hums) (kids continue laughing) okay, that was fun. now what? (gasps) i've got an idea! i'll make a newspaper. a newspaper? yeah, for the neighborhood. i'll call it carolina's town crier. of course i'll need a team of ace reporters to sniff out the news. ooh, skits and i can do that. we're great sniffers. a dog reporter? you've got to be kidding. (barking) no, really. in the past three blocks, we sniffed out a half a dinner roll and a piece of lint-covered butterscotch candy and i smelled a really big bone buried in t
helen? helen: martha! quit eating the puppy's food. (kids chatting excitedly) (martha grunting as she jumps) ta-da! (all exclaiming) you've got your own copy machine? uh-huh. my dad got the newer model, so he said i could have his old one. (machine whirring) (sniffing) aah! it's alive! (barking) (growling) watch it! (barking and growling) (laughing weakly) dogs aren't big on technology. wow! imagine all the neat things you could do with this! (copy machine humming) (kids laughing with delight)...
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(crickets chirring) helen and mom: aw... sorry, martha, sorry! i'll let you in. (sarcastically): oh, ha-ha. (sniffing) quit sniffing. (whines inquisitively) i have to wear it for a week or two. it's a contraption that's supposed to keep me from scratching. (barks inquisitively) oh. a contraption-- it just means a gadget or a device that's made for a special job. in my case, to keep me from scratching. (barks confusedly) yes, like a phone in a pen. now any more questions? if not, i'm trying to nap here. (sniffing) (groans) good baby, jakey! num, num. (martha yawns) boy, did i not sleep well. (grunts and groans) i kept thinking i heard a bear breathing. (frightened squeals) what? what is it? martha, i think your cone is scaring jake. (wailing) it is? it's just me, jakey! (squealing) martha, maybe you should go out of the kitchen. at least until he's finished eating. (jake crying) (babbling playfully) martha: i've got it, jakey! here i come! (whimpers, cries) martha, i think it's a good idea if you stay away from jakey. at least for a while. shh! it's okay, jakey. i
(crickets chirring) helen and mom: aw... sorry, martha, sorry! i'll let you in. (sarcastically): oh, ha-ha. (sniffing) quit sniffing. (whines inquisitively) i have to wear it for a week or two. it's a contraption that's supposed to keep me from scratching. (barks inquisitively) oh. a contraption-- it just means a gadget or a device that's made for a special job. in my case, to keep me from scratching. (barks confusedly) yes, like a phone in a pen. now any more questions? if not, i'm trying to...
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. - strange thing for a baby to be upset about, but have no fear, professor helen von chicken is here. [clucking] she said quotation marks tell you that somebody is saying something, and the comma tells you that they finished talking. - the comma goes inside the quote, baby. see? - yeah. that makes sense. - smart baby. - i'm special agent jack bowzer. huh, i love peanut butter, but not being stuck in it. it's about to explode, and i can't crack the code to get out. help me read this. - you know, for awhile there, i was convinced that francine had changed. - i wish you would had been right. it would have been nice to have a nice, new francine around. - ahem. i want to apologize for the mean and dishonest things i did at the big show for kids. now you have to tell ms. feasle that i apologized. please. - well, ms. feasle, although francine did apologize, it didn't seem like she really meant it. what do you guys think? - i was not convinced. - i was. - hi. you know, maybe you should try it again. - yeah. try putting a little more heart into "apologize." - heart? - ♪ yo, the time is now,
. - strange thing for a baby to be upset about, but have no fear, professor helen von chicken is here. [clucking] she said quotation marks tell you that somebody is saying something, and the comma tells you that they finished talking. - the comma goes inside the quote, baby. see? - yeah. that makes sense. - smart baby. - i'm special agent jack bowzer. huh, i love peanut butter, but not being stuck in it. it's about to explode, and i can't crack the code to get out. help me read this. - you...