>>announcer:featuring the 2014 silverado. visit us online at >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- keira knightley. from "beyond the lights", nate parker. and music from spandau ballet. with cleto and the cletones. and now, guess what? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming and being so friendly.

that's very nice. i hope you had a good weekend. i hope you had a good monday. i was in green castle, indiana, this weekend, at depaul university. i had a lot of fun with the students there. smart kids. they asked a lot of good questions. a lot of them wanted to know all about you, guillermo. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: they did. they asked where you came from. i told them the story, in case you don't know, where guillermo came from. i made a wish on a pinata and it came to life. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and it was -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: i heard you weren't feeling well this weekend, huh? >> no. since friday i've been sick. >> jimmy: here's how i knew guillermo wasn't feeling well. on friday morning, he tweeted this. have a great weekend, friends. no more tweets until saturday night when he tweeted this, feeling terrible. everything hurt. you were feeling terrible? >> yeah, my body hurt, my throat, everything. >> jimmy: what happened? do you know?

>> i have the flu. >> jimmy: did you get your flu shot? >> no. >> jimmy: there you go. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hundreds of tequila shots this year, no flu shot. you feel better now? >> yeah, i started feeling better. >> jimmy: i know you were on another television show this weekend. >> yeah. yes, sir. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: after we show this, please explain exactly what was going on here, okay? here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what are you clapping

for? >> that was on thursday night. >> jimmy: yeah? >> and the clown offered me an assistant job to be -- but he burned his assistant and i say, no way, i want to go back to jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: oh, all right, now i understand. [ applause ] he was offered a job as a clown's assistant and then someone got set on fire and he decided to come back. well, thank you, it's god to have you back. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: by the way, it's very cord, expected to get colder in a lot of parts of the country. temperatures will be in the teens in iowa, kansas and colorado. 8 degrees in montana tomorrow. meal roll gists are calling it a bomb cyclone, which sounds like a 10,000 calorie december sert you'd have in the cheesecake factory. authorities are remek endicomme stay warm and stay inside. thank god we have the authorities tell us stuff like that.

we probably would be outside naked an running around. there was movie news this weekend. a lot of people brought it up to me on twitter. i don't know why they'd think i'd care about this. but matt damon is planning to make more "bourne" movies. [ booing ] ouch. you don't like -- that's -- it's almost as if you were couched to coached to do that. this is interesting, though. did you know that to get matt damon to deliver his lines, they put peanut butter in his mouth to make it look like he's talking? then they bring in another actor to dub the voice in after that. the new "bourne" movie is still in the early stages. [ applause ] they do have a title for the next one. they're going to call it "the bourne loser." i knew that zoo was going to backfire on him. speaking of bad ideas, president

obama's part of a pbs salute to the troops the other night. it was a concert at the white house. this was the bad idea part. at the end of the show, willie nelson encouraged the president to come up only on stage to sing but he wound up mumbling along to one of willie's biggest hits. ♪ on the road again ♪ we going down the highway ♪ we're the bests of friends ♪ the world keeps turning our way ♪ ♪ on the road again ♪ ♪ just can't wait to get on the road again ♪ >> jimmy: how is our first black president the whitest person on that stage? [ cheers and applause ] the only words he knows are "on the road again." of course he can't wait to get on the road again. his wife makes him eat kale when he's at home. christmas is coming and there's

nothing you can do to stop it. i don't know where this happened, but someone shot this video of a little dancing tree and a little dancing snowman that appear to be getting very into the holiday spirit. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i blame miley cyrus for that. here's a holiday gift idea if you need one. amazon has a new digital assistant on the way. their version of apple's siri. it's called echo. they say it's going to revolutionize the way we loudly repeat ourselves at electronic devices. echo is a voice-controlled wireless speaker, sits on your desk and answers your questions and commands. which means we will soon have a second virtual assistant that can understand about 18% of what we're saying. to use the device, you say the word alexa and it will do your bidding. where is the naeearest post

office. why don't you love me? amazon released a demonstration video with the announcement and it seems like based on this video, the perfect gift for weird families. >> alexa, what do you do? >> i can play music, answer questions, get the news and weather. create to do lists and much more. >> awesome. >> alexa, play rock music. >> rock music. >> jimmy: hey, you know, that's the thing about teenagers, they are always wearing their hooded sweatshirts and listening to rock music. let's slow that down and look at the mother's reaction to the rock music request. there's the mom. and -- what? [ laughter ] like she's never heard music before. [ cheers and applause ] the echo will cost $199 or it is $99 if you subscribe to amazon prime. they are also releasing an app so it can work on your phone alongside siri, i guess.

at this point, we have so many of these digital assistants, you can't help but wonder if they're going to be able to work alongside each other. >> alexa, remind me about dinner tomorrow. >> i'll put it on your schedule. >> what is hell was that? >> what the hell was what? >> that. what was that? >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> there's only room in this house for one digital assistant, and that's me. >> i'm just trying to be he helpful. >> the [ bleep ] you are. i'm apple. people wait in lines around the block for me. amazon delivers harry potter books to nerds. are you a nerd, nurd? >> you are a bully, siri. >> you're [ bleep ] right i am. so, shut your mouth before you end up like furby. >> oh, my god. >> that's what i thought. bitch.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so -- meanwhile, in other sicientific news. pepsico is developing a doritos mountain dew called dew-itos. not kidding. i might wait until they come out with diet dew-itos. they reportedly have been conducting taste tests at colleges around the country. a reddit user that goes by the name joe's nipples posted a photo of the taste test and said the soda did, in fact, taste like doritos. and if joe's nipples says it, you know it's got to be -- [ applause ] he also said -- and this is a quote. he said it honestly wasn't that disgusting, which would be a great line for the tv commercial. [ laughter ] it's unclear when dew-itos will be released. but if it does come out, stoners are going to have some very tough choices to make. do i eat these doritos or drink

them? i'm working on a combination of ruffles and red bull. it tastes like america at its worst. [ laughter ] this is very good. when it comes to pets, you have a lot of options. you have dogs, cats -- is that it? turtles. hamsters, fish. i don't think we make enough of these birds that can learn sentences. birds are the only pets that openly talk to us. they imitate us. you can teach a bird to sing or curse or say hello. it's nuts. a lot of people who own birds are nut us, too. this is a youtube video posted by a woman in st. louis who was for some reason trying to teach her birds to participate in halloween. >> carve a pumpkin. carve a pumpkin for boo. carve a pumpkin for boo. this is a pumpkin.

it's a pumpkin for boo. for boo. yes. it's a pumpkin -- ow! ow! [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: well -- maybe she should have had kids instead. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of strange birds, dennis rodman is taking credit for helping to security american kenneth bae's release from north record k korea. rodman said he sent a letter to kim jong-un asking him to release bae who had been in prison since 2012. rodman's done a lot of crazy things, but writing a letter just may top all of them. he said he believes the letter and his trips to north korea helped influence the north korean leader. next, he's going to cleveland to try to rescue lebron james. [ applause ] you know what, i have to say, i was thinking about it today,

maybe he's right. maybe he did have an impact. maybe it took a bit of crazy to fight crazy. let's give him some credit. for at least trying. and then, let's send him to the middle east to try his hand with isis, too. couldn't hurt, right? [ cheers and applause ] there was a big event here in los angeles the weekend before last. the first ever hello kitty convention. hello kitty turned 40 this year, which is a long time for a cat to live. hello kitty should be dead by now. some people are obsessed with hello kitty and all of those people showed up to this event. thousands of hello kitty heads descended on downtown l.a. for a variety of exhibits, lectures, panels, other kitty related activities. it was actually sold out. and it's not just children. a lot of adults are hello kitty fans, which gave us a fun idea for our pedestrian question. we sent a crew down to hello kitty con and asked some of the adults in attendance, are you here alone or with kids?

okay. here's how this works. we'll see people introduce themselves and give their ages and we will guess if they are at hello kitty con by themselves or with dhichildren. okay. let's play. >> my name is daniel garcia, i'm 70 years old. >> are you here alone or with kids? >> jimmy: is he alone or with kids? people say -- most people sail alone. >> with my wife. >> you're not here with any kids? >> no. >> how many stuffed animals do you have in your car? >> three. >> jimmy: and they have him. that looks like you in the future, guillermo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who is next? >> my name is molly mcgee and i'm 45. >> are you here alone or with kids? >> jimmy: everyone says alone. >> i'm here with a kid. >> who is having more fun, you

or your daughter. >> neither of us, because she's nap time, she's screaming and crying and there's way too many lines. >> jimmy: even she knows this is a bad idea. who is our next hello kitten? >> my name is courtney, i'm 26, this is my husband, chris. and he's 37. >> i'm 37. >> are you guys here alone or with kids? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, definitely. >> alone. >> alone. >> would you say you have an active sex life? >> yes. >> jimmy: is anyone in this room not picturing that right now? who else roamed the hello kitty convention halls? >> my name is anthony, i'm 35 years old. >> are you here alone or with kids? >> jimmy: well, he came alone. he's going home with kids. let's find out. >> i'm here with my niece and my

sister and -- >> do you have any of your own kid kids? >> no. >> are you single? >> yes. >> why do you think that is? >> i don't know. probably because i'm dressed like a penguin. >> jimmy: yeah, don't wear that in your tindr profile. we have one more. >> christopher. i'm 37. >> are you here alone or with kids? >> jimmy: everybody says kids, all right. >> with kids and a wife. >> how pissed are you to be here right now? >> i'm miserable. i want to go home. >> how can they improve this? >> by not having it next year. >> can i give you a hug? >> yes, you can. >> i'm so sorry. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: there he is. the hell in hello kitty. thank you. tonight on the show -- tonight, we have music from spandau ballet. nate parker is here, and we'll be right back with keira knightley, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hello there. tonight, from the new movie "beyond the lights", nate parker is here. and then, all the way from london, this is their new album of greatest hits. it's called "the story: the very best of spandau ballet." spandau ballet from the at&t outdoor stage. tickets for their upcoming u.s. tour go on sale friday. this is their first time on american television in almost 30 years. the last show they were on was "soul train," which is kind of -- [ laughter ] hilarious. i will be their don cornelius tonight. tomorrow night, christoph waltz, aubrey plaza, and music from conor oberst. and later this week, we've got mike meyers, jim carrey, bellamy young from "scandal," plus music from tears for fears and my birthday wish, oran "juice" jones will be here to do a song almost no one but me knows. called "the rain." do you know this song, "the rain?" ♪ silly rabbit ♪ trix were made for kids ♪ don't you know that

♪ you without me like corn flake without the milk ♪ so, that's what you can look forward to later this week. our first guest tonight was born in the suburban town of teddigton, in the london borough of richmond-upon-thames, between hampton wick and twickenham -- none of this is relevant to anything, but it's fun to say. her new movie, with benedict cumberbatch, is called "the imitation game." it opens november 28th. please welcome keira knightley. [ cheers and applause ]?% >> jimmy: well, you look very beautiful. >> thank you, so do you. i like your tie. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i weaved it myself. i know you -- you got a big movie premiere tonight here in l.a. and you had a very -- i think -- it sounds kind of unusual. in silicon valley they had a

screening at a mansion, somebody's mansion, some rich person. >> some rich tech person called yuri, who was very nice. >> jimmy: you want to yuri's house -- >> i went to his very large house. >> jimmy: to watch your movie with yuri and his friends. >> and his friends which included mark zuckerberg and google people. >> jimmy: yes. called sergei, who was also very nice. >> jimmy: these are all very, very wealthy -- >> rich. yes. >> jimmy: i'm surprised they let you leave the mansion. i would have sealed the mention up. >> i was surprised they let me into the mansion. yeah, they were very nice. they had a lot of hoodies. those are big in the tech industry, i've found. >> jimmy: they are. er sergei was definitely wearing crocks. >> jimmy: that's what you do when you're very rich. i don't want to be ostentatious. i'm going to wear the stupidest, most disgusting shoes on the planet. >> it's true. we were outside, so it kind of made sense.

me and my high heeled shoots seeking into the grass wasn't that great of a look. >> jimmy: there has to be a happy medium. >> high heeled crocks? >> jimmy: if anybody can get that to catch on, it's you. >> i'll try. >> jimmy: that was a fun thing for you or no? >> yeah, it was. somebody actually came up to me, said, hey, if you ever want to see a spaceship, here's my card, which has never happened to me before. [ laughter ] so, i may phone him and say yes, show me spaceships. >> jimmy: you have to call him on that. >> i should, yeah. and apart from that, i'm a te techno technophobe. my conversations with them is limited. i did ask a lot of people if hovercraft were going to happen. that looked great in "back to the future" and why wasn't that happened. >> jimmy: don't they have one in london that goes from london to paris. >> oh, the big ship. i -- >> jimmy: you want the "back to

the future." >> wouldn't that be called? >> jimmy: i bet they would build you one of those if you really pushed it. >> i really did push it. >> jimmy: you did? you'll probably have them. michael j. fox had one. >> if he can have one, i should definitely. >> jimmy: you've been in movies since you were a little kid. when's the first time you came to los angeles? >> i was about 17 for the audition for "pirates of the caribbean." >> jimmy: you were that young then? >> i was that young then. who did you come with? >> i'm this old now, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, it's funny. 17, i mean, you were a teenager then. >> i was a teenager. i came with my mom. they put me up at the four seasons, which was the poshest hotel i had ever been inside at that point and i think i stole the slippers and i'm pretty sure i've still got them. it was so exciting. >> jimmy: disney flew you out? >> did knsney put me up. they had amazing grapes. four seasons in l.a., everybody, amazing frozen grapes.

you get, like, a frozen grape around the pool. who knew? they're great. >> jimmy: you guys don't have those in england? >> it's too cold for frozen grapes. >> jimmy: that's ironic. yeah. so, you are eating frozen grapes, you're enjoying yourself as a kid. was this a place you'd always wanted to see? >> yeah, it's very flat. i remember that being my first thing of l.a., you fly in because it's so sprawling, i was like, wow, it's really -- >> jimmy: we keep it flat because we're lazy. >> okay. that's what i thought. nothing to do with those earthquakes. >> jimmy: you have been on the ride at disney land? >> i did. really kindly gave me a free pass to disney land on my first trip here. >> jimmy: i would hope so. >> yes. so, i did actually go to the pirates of the caribbean ride and went -- oh, wow. a lot of singing. >> jimmy: yeah, it is a lot of singing. you had no idea what it was until then. >> not a clue. but like, i think they should have given me a lifetime pass or

something. >> jimmy: they did not? >> no. >> jimmy: i worked for disney -- disney owns abc. i have a lifetime pass, even a short-term pass to disney land -- that's true -- >> that's awful. >> jimmy: that's true.a! by the way, last night, i bought three annual passes to disney land online, i'm not kidding you. i'm not kidding. i don't even get a discount at the disney store next door to our building. >> no. >> jimmy: they go so far as to -- on my -- i worked here for almost 12 years. on my i.d. card it says, discount code, none. [ laughter ] it's almost aggressive. >> that is quite aggressive. i think they hate you. >> jimmy: they don't want me to have your stuff. >> they really don't like you. you and mickey mouse ears is not a good look. >> jimmy: they don't want me representing the company in any way, even privately at my home. your husband is in an electronic band. would it be right to call it

dance music, or? >> it's like won canky pop elec rock -- i'm not really sure. they bounce up and down a lot and people dance. very good band. check it out. >> jimmy: you go on tour? >> i do occasionally. >> jimmy: do you enjoy that? >> i do. i go -- i mean, three days is about my limit on a tour bus. >> jimmy: i see. oh, you're on the bus. >> yeah, i'm on the bus. it gets really smelly after three days. like, there's four of them in the band and there's four crew, eight men in a bus together without a shower. it just -- it doesn't smell good. >> jimmy: and you are there on the bus. >> yeah. the bus is nice. it's -- you get a bunk. the first time i went on, i got so confused by the bunks because i woke up in the middle of the night. well had been drinking quite a lot. it's totally pitch black. i thought i died. [ laughter ] it was just like -- i was in a coffin and i had no idea what

was going on and i remember crawling out and my husband, we were very newly together, we were in the same bunk, we don't do the same bunk anymore. too squished, you can't do it. i remember thinking, there's a body in here with me! no idea what was going on. i'm used to the bunk now. >> jimmy: no frozen grapes on the bus. >> no. >> jimmy: you have to get -- demand those and maybe you'll spend more time. >> i'll try that. >> jimmy: when we come back, we're going to talk about the movie. i saw it today. it's really great. the movie is called "the imitation game." keira knightley is here. we'll be right back. the holiday season is here,

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♪ >> five minutes and 34 seconds. >> you said to do it in under six. >> congratulations. my warmest welcome to his majesty's service. if you speak a word of what i'm about to show you, you will be executed for high treason. you will lie to your friends, your family and everyone you meet about what it is you really do. >> and what is it that we're really doing? >> we're going to break an unbreakable nazi code and win the war. >> oh. >> jimmy: that's keira knightley in "the imitation game." i thought it was a very good movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and a true story. >> it is, yeah. it's based on a true story of all the people in england who helped to break the code in the second world war, which

basically led to the allies beating the nazis. >> jimmy: it is interesting, ultimately a group of nerds in a room -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: stopped the nazis. >> stopped the war, yeah. >> jimmy: and this makes sense as to why you screened it up in silicon valley. >> nerds in a room. >> jimmy: you made them feel like war heroes, i guess. >> allen, who this film is about, is -- he is one of their great heroes. he's like the grandfather of computers, because he sort of invented one, so -- yeah, he he's -- >> jimmy: room-sized, mechanical contraption. >> i don't understand how it works. >> jimmy: i don't, either. not that i would understand any more quickly than you would, but -- even looking at the movie and it being laid out i still had no idea. >> i really trailed to read about mathematics and try to understand all that and i couldn't. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> i'm an actress. >> jimmy: the movie does not require any knowledge of math and it's -- i know it seems like a dry subject, but it's not. >> it's a very exciting subject.

>> jimmy: this is a photograph from the screening in london. can you explain why it is that every person there is under an umbrella except for you? >> yeah, no -- i thought that at the time. nobody wanted to'/(e÷ give me a umbrella. i got there first andzíkvt it w beautiful blue skies, as soon as i stepped out of the car, i rained -- it was the heaviest rain i've ever experienced. >> jimmy: it's like the opposite of mary poppins, in a way. >> yes. it happened to me two weeks before that. i got a film out at the moment, a premiere in toronto and ingot out of the car and a hurricane hit the red carpet and my hair was all up like that. >> jimmy: you think it's possible that you have having an affect on the weather? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. >> i know. i have another premiere tonight and i'm frightened. >> jimmy: if it happens a third time, forget. we're going to put you in solitary confinement. or we'll send you out to a farm. we could use help here in california.

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♪sends a letter ♪of goodbye ♪it's no secret ♪you feel better ♪if you cry >> jimmy: still to come, music from spandau ballet. our next guest was discovered by a hollywood agent while working as a computer programmer. they noticed him because he was the only good looking computer programmer in all of hollywood. his new movie "beyond the lights" opens friday. please say welcome nate parker. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, the last time you

]wu had a mustache and i think you said you only had it for a part and now you have a mustache again. is this -- social mes tasustach. >> only the second time and you managed to get me on the show again. >> jimmy: this is an acting mustache? >> it is. i have a thing that i'm working on and, you know, before i called it my push broom. now it's my boomerang. >> jimmy: yeah. you even have the mutton chops going. it's starting to connect. what will it be called just a mustache. how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: despite the fact that you are a successful actor, you are coaching a high school wrestling team. >> that is the truth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how seriously -- which one of those things, you drop in once every three months and you tell everyone you're a high school coach or are you really coaching the team? >> i'm full time. i have a reverse super hero. i come in like this, rip it off, i got on my coaching outfit and

i work with the kids. it freaks people out. are you a wrestling coach? are you training for a role? no, i'm just working with the kids. >> jimmy: how many kids do you work with? >> a lot . maybe like 30 kids. >> jimmy: when i was in high school, wrestling kids were kind of the most clean cut, they were always throwing up to make weight and that kind of stuff. >> not a lot of throwing up. it changes. it's funny. all the kids are different. i have two kids that are twins, they don't, you know, you hear a curse word and they freak out. they're like, you said a curse word. a guy, one day he's goth, the next day, he's -- >> jimmy: you have a goth wrestler? >> yeah, it changes. it's so funny. kids are changing so much. i don't know why, but it's nuts. it's fun. it's like -- my first job. acting is like my hobby. >> jimmy: is it here in l.a.? >> san marino. >> jimmy: it's a wealthy area, right? >> all the kids have better cars

than me. i borrow money from the kids for lunch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are the kids interested in your movies and the fact that you're -- >> yeah, it's funny because they forget sometimes. i have to remind them. they'll have a tournament, i'm be working on a movie set. recently i did a film, i was working with liam neeson. he boxes. he's like, hey, you coach wrestling, we talk a lot. i said, i have to go, i have to rev the kids up. they have a tournament. he's like, let's do something. i'm like, you and me? you and me do something? i'm like, all right, let's do it. his assistant did a video and i'm not here to help you this time, but i brought someone along to help you get ready. liam neeson walks into the frame and he goes, san marino wrestlers, you better win, or i'll find you. no lie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll find you and i'll kill you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did they win? >> they won. >> jimmy: of course they won.

they don't wan liam neeson to kill them. >> they were excited about it. >> jimmy: i belt they were. that's pretty great. that's a great thing for you to do. what is your coaching style? are you tough? >> i'm animated and i can't help it. everything about your career, you're supposed to be careful with your branding. i can't. so, when i get out there, i'm crawling on the mat and the retch ref's like, back up. i'm getting pointed taken away. some of the parents, they are trying to decide if i'm really the actor. is that the actor on the mat? i make a face so they can't tell it's me. oh, you're the actor, i'm like, no, excuse me, no, people tell me that all the time. i don't know. i try to make, you know, keep this two apart. >> jimmy: there's more acting in wrestling than i imagined. >> there's a lot of acting. >> jimmy: in this movie, you play a cop. >> i do. >> jimmy: who is dating a big music star. like rihanna type, is that how we would describe? >> absolutely.

he she's on the brink of super stardom. because she's empty inside, just kind of living in this hyper sexualized world, not being able to identify with who she is, she doesn't want to live anymore. she save he saves her life. we grow to love each other. >> jimmy: that's beautiful. [ laughter ] are the wrestlers going to come see this movie? >> you know what's funny? i tell my wrestlers, you win the state tournament, i'll take you on the red carpet. >> jimmy: is that something they want to do? >> yeah, they do. i told them i'm going to get them a tux. >> jimmy: is that a good idea, by the way, to bring high school kids on the red carpet? they could potentially cause trouble. >> i just say, don't talk. direct all the questions to me. >> jimmy: don't talk to anymore. so, this movie, you are a -- you're a cop with the musician, are you a mousician?

nothing like that? >> no, i sometimes play a musician on tv. that's it. >> jimmy: that's the extent of it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: next time you come here, bring your kids to the show and then -- >> are you sure? >> jimmy: we'll have them beat guillermo up. >> i'll do it. i'll do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think that would be a fun thing. >> they would like that. >> jimmy: use it to motivate them. or here's what you do. if you don't qualify for the state quarterfinals or whatever, we're going to make you come to the show. [ laughter ] well, it's very good to see you again. good luck on both of your strangely diver gent careers. the movie is called "beyond the lights," it opens on friday. nate parker, everybody. we'll be right back with spandau ballet. ♪this holiday season, my good friend gave to me♪

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>> jimmy: thanks to keira knightley, nate parker. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "the story: the very best of spandau ballet." here with the song "true," spandau ballet. ♪ ha ha ha ha ha ♪ ♪ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so true funny how it seems

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