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i am your host, stephen colbert. today, at the manhattan district courthouse, stormy daniels took the stand for the second time to face cross-examination from trump's attorneys, who did everything in their power to discredit daniels. but this was not her first rodeo. and they would've know that if they'd seen her movie, "my third rodeo." it is very good. it is part of a series. in their cross-examination of stormy, trump's lawyers had one goal -- portray her as a money-grubbing, sleazy, dishonest operator, by attacking her social-media posts and merchandise sales. and for more on why it's so wrong to be a sleazy, money-grubbing merch-seller, buy my "god bless america donald trump bible," which i've updated to include a sexy new take on lots' wife. let's just say it gets more than a little salty. the main person doing the grilling was trump attorney and therapist trying to make it through another one of your dumb stories, susan necheles. necheles really tried to throw stormy off, suggesting that as a porn star, stormy
i am your host, stephen colbert. today, at the manhattan district courthouse, stormy daniels took the stand for the second time to face cross-examination from trump's attorneys, who did everything in their power to discredit daniels. but this was not her first rodeo. and they would've know that if they'd seen her movie, "my third rodeo." it is very good. it is part of a series. in their cross-examination of stormy, trump's lawyers had one goal -- portray her as a money-grubbing,...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] today at the manhattan district courthouse, stormy daniels took the stand for the second time to face some blistering cross-examination from trump's attorneys who did everything in their power to discredit daniels, but this was not her first rodeo. and they would have known that if they had seen her movie, "my third rodeo." it's very good. it's part of a series. part of the series. if in their cross-examination, from's lawyers had one goal, portray her as a money-grubbing, sleazy, dishonest operator by attacking her social media posts and merchandise stale stomach sales. "and for more on why it is so wrong to be a money-grubbing sleazy merchandise seller, please buy my -- it's got words, i've updated it to include a s sexy little take on -- the main person doing the grilling was trump a 30 and therapist trying to make it through another one of your dumb stories, susan necklace. necklace really tried to throw storming off, suggesting that as a porn star, she had -
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] today at the manhattan district courthouse, stormy daniels took the stand for the second time to face some blistering cross-examination from trump's attorneys who did everything in their power to discredit daniels, but this was not her first rodeo. and they would have known that if they had seen her movie, "my third rodeo." it's very good. it's part of a series. part of the series. if in their cross-examination, from's lawyers had...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. news continues streaming on >> a little strange health news about a presidential candidate. robert kennedy opens up about health issues from a quote worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died. >> the amazing adventures of worm in brain man. ♪ ♪ look out, he's got a worming brain. check out his new campaign ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... worm in brain. first, stephen welcomes... jen psaki and eliana. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. okay, enough chit-chat! r.f.k., jr. says a worm ate part of his brain! this explains everything and nothing. though having a worm in his brain might explain why he says stuff like this. >> i knew harvey weinstein. o.j. simpson came to my house. bill cosby came to my house. >> stephen: worm came
the late show with stephen colbert is next. news continues streaming on >> a little strange health news about a presidential candidate. robert kennedy opens up about health issues from a quote worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died. >> the amazing adventures of worm in brain man. ♪ ♪ look out, he's got a worming brain. check out his new campaign ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... worm in brain....
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special introduction by me, stephen colbert? hey! how did we get stephen colbert? he's expensive. check it out, y'all. folks, it's may. and we all know what that means. you have exactly one month to wear capris. i'm not saying you should. i'm just saying you can. it also means that mother's day is coming up. it's that magical time of year. [applause] yes. it's that magical time of the year when a tiny waiter drops the worst breakfast you've ever had right on your duvet. but every time mother's day rolls around, so does the impossible question, what do you get mom for a gift? dads are simple. all they need is a wallet made out of old baseballs or a baseball made out of old wallets. this eternal question is the reason why, every year, there's a spike in gift guides for moms who are hard to shop for, moms who say they don't want a thing, and the mom who pretends she doesn't want anything. really? we all know the only thing moms pretend the don't want is paul rudd. oh, you want to see "ghostbusters: frozen empire" for the story? you're not fooling anyone, evie! but you don't need to r
special introduction by me, stephen colbert? hey! how did we get stephen colbert? he's expensive. check it out, y'all. folks, it's may. and we all know what that means. you have exactly one month to wear capris. i'm not saying you should. i'm just saying you can. it also means that mother's day is coming up. it's that magical time of year. [applause] yes. it's that magical time of the year when a tiny waiter drops the worst breakfast you've ever had right on your duvet. but every time mother's...
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i am host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, today, my friends, is an historic day, because the debate over debating is finally over. joe biden and donald trump have agreed to two presidential debates! yeah, my friends, boom. just like that. they're goin' head to head! toe to toe! mano a mango! these two men last debated back in october, october, right? of 2020. we all remember gathering with our friends and family on the couch to say "oh, god, i hope this doesn't happen again in four years." trump has been challenging president biden for months now, and today, biden accepted by releasing this video, where he took a swipe at trump's court schedule. >> donald trump lost two debates to me in 2020. since then, he hasn't shown up for a debate. now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. well, make my day, pal. i'll even do it twice. so, let's pick the dates, donald. i hear you're free on wednesdays. [laughter and applause] >> stephen: for my reaction to that, join me over at the "damn cam." damn! trump ju
i am host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, today, my friends, is an historic day, because the debate over debating is finally over. joe biden and donald trump have agreed to two presidential debates! yeah, my friends, boom. just like that. they're goin' head to head! toe to toe! mano a mango! these two men last debated back in october, october, right? of 2020. we all remember gathering with our friends and family on the couch to say "oh, god, i hope this doesn't happen again in four...
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i'm stephen colbert. it was an historic day in the annals of american law. because this morning, stormy daniels took the stand to do what she does best -- spank donald trump. the fireworks started before court was called to order, when at 7:30 a.m., trump put up this now-deleted post -- "i have just recently been told who the witness is today. this is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. no judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way." no time to prepare? it didn't occur to you or your lawyers that the stormy daniels hush money trial would involve an appearance by stormy daniels? that's like a cook at burger king saying, "oh my god, someone just ordered a whopper! what do we do? i had all these kale caesars ready to go!" trump's lawyers tried to prevent stormy from testifying. before she took the stand, trump's team objected to her including any details of any sexual act, to which prosecutors promised details that are too salacious will not be admitted, and that in terms of the sexual act, it's not going to involve any description
i'm stephen colbert. it was an historic day in the annals of american law. because this morning, stormy daniels took the stand to do what she does best -- spank donald trump. the fireworks started before court was called to order, when at 7:30 a.m., trump put up this now-deleted post -- "i have just recently been told who the witness is today. this is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. no judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way." no time to prepare? it...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks, it's no secret i'm an entertainer, but i pride myself on not pandering to my audience, and i'm not afraid to stand on this stage and ask the tough questions, like who here smokes weed? [cheering] i'm calling your parents. well, there's good news for anybody who likes doobing a rollie, because yesterday, the biden administration announced plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide. [cheers and applause] nationwide. everywhere. do you understand what this means? it means here in new york, it will somehow be even easier to get pot. 'cause based on what i smell walking down the street, i think when you come out of the lincoln tunnel, they just pack it in your tailpipe. now technically, this isn't legalization, just re-classification. presently, cannabis is a schedule 1 drug. so-called because for many smokers, it's the number one thing on their schedule. schedule 1 is very serious. schedule 1 means weed is considered higher risk than cocaine and meth.
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks, it's no secret i'm an entertainer, but i pride myself on not pandering to my audience, and i'm not afraid to stand on this stage and ask the tough questions, like who here smokes weed? [cheering] i'm calling your parents. well, there's good news for anybody who likes doobing a rollie, because yesterday, the biden administration announced plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide. [cheers and applause] nationwide. everywhere....
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i am your host, stephen colbert. donald trump was back in court today for his new york hush money trial. and in a twist no one saw coming -- he remained conscious. which means he was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning when judge merchan held him in contempt of court for violating his gag order. again. again? i've got deja-woohoo! this morning, trump was fined $1000 for disparaging remarks about the jurors he made on a right wing show, saying, they were "mostly all democrat," and had been picked "so fast. very unfair." plus, they're supposed to be my peers, but i can tell you all of them love their children, and none of them tagged a porn star at a celebrity golf event featuring ray romano. everyone loves him except the porn star who was busy lovin' me. this means trump has violated his gag order for the 10th time. one more and the judge says "the court will have to consider a jail sanction." [cheers and applause] trump could go to rikers island! my condolences to whichever prison guard has to conduct the cavit
i am your host, stephen colbert. donald trump was back in court today for his new york hush money trial. and in a twist no one saw coming -- he remained conscious. which means he was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning when judge merchan held him in contempt of court for violating his gag order. again. again? i've got deja-woohoo! this morning, trump was fined $1000 for disparaging remarks about the jurors he made on a right wing show, saying, they were "mostly all democrat,"...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] the number one news story laying eggs in our national brain continues to be the trump trial here in manhattan. the last four weeks have been full of lurid and shocking sexual revelations that we learned six years ago. it's been a real case of deja ewww. once again today the prosecution presented their star witness, former trump fixer michael cohen, seen here regretting knockin' while the van was a-rockin'. cohen's testimony seems to prove that trump was directly involved in paying off stormy daniels. for instance, yesterday, cohen told the court that after first resisting, trump eventually ordered him to pay daniels $130,000, telling him, "just do it." in response, nike has changed their slogan to: "yay! sneakers!" [laughter] yay! [cheers and applause] today, prosecutors had cohen bring us back to 2018, when the stormy story broke, and trump was desperately trying to keep it from damaging his presidency. that year, the feds began to look into cohen's illegal work for trump,
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] the number one news story laying eggs in our national brain continues to be the trump trial here in manhattan. the last four weeks have been full of lurid and shocking sexual revelations that we learned six years ago. it's been a real case of deja ewww. once again today the prosecution presented their star witness, former trump fixer michael cohen, seen here regretting knockin' while the van was a-rockin'. cohen's testimony seems to prove that trump...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] today, testimony ended in the first ever criminal trial of a former presidnt of the united states. it may not have been the trump trial we all wanted, it may not be about his most hideous crimes, but dammit, at least he farted. [laughter] they can never take that away from us. after calling just two witnesses, this afternoon, trump's defense rested. of course, trump himself is fully rested. today was trump's chance to wake up, snort a gas station energy powder, and get on that stand to prove how this is all a big joe biden witch hunt. but it is now confirmed that donald trump will not testify. that is shocking. trump is not talking? what happened? did he write himself a check for $130,000? [applause] it's an oldie but a goody. they come back around, like your kids. the trial is not over. next week, they'll finish up with closing arguments, the judge will give the jury instructions, and then the jury will begin deliberations. "thank you for your instructions, your honor. we
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] today, testimony ended in the first ever criminal trial of a former presidnt of the united states. it may not have been the trump trial we all wanted, it may not be about his most hideous crimes, but dammit, at least he farted. [laughter] they can never take that away from us. after calling just two witnesses, this afternoon, trump's defense rested. of course, trump himself is fully rested. today was trump's chance to wake up, snort a gas station...
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then, it became a punch line on the late news with with stephen colbert. so, we wanted to try the cheese out ourselves. and asked the east bay company for their side of the story. >> stephen colbert show. i love the way to describe the cheese. it taste look foot. [ laughter ] >> makes it sound so good. foot. this world famous chef clearly does not think the cheese tastes like foot. watch the full story at 11:00 on the late show with sara donchey, will we have it and sara try it? we will see. s y tuned. >>> announcer: it's time to play "family feud"! give it up for steve harvey! [cheering and applause] steve: how y'all? how's everybody? yes, ma'am. heh heh.
then, it became a punch line on the late news with with stephen colbert. so, we wanted to try the cheese out ourselves. and asked the east bay company for their side of the story. >> stephen colbert show. i love the way to describe the cheese. it taste look foot. [ laughter ] >> makes it sound so good. foot. this world famous chef clearly does not think the cheese tastes like foot. watch the full story at 11:00 on the late show with sara donchey, will we have it and sara try it? we...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. now for those of you, anyone at home keeping score, today was the start of week two of testimony in donald trump's hush money trial here in new york city. it is clearly taking a toll on the man. here he is entering the courthouse this morning, with his cheeks full of acorns for later. trump showed just as much stamina as last week. reportedly, he was sitting with his eyes closed for significant portions of his testimony. so, either he's falling asleep again, or he's doing that little kid thing where he thinks if he can't see you, no one can see him. it's a real challenge for his lawyers. i gotta tell you. [applause] uh-oh. "i wonder where the former president is. i guess i'll have to eat all these cookies by myself. oh, well." "wait, i'm here!" of course, when trump hasn't been asleep, he's been violating his gag order by posting messages attacking witnesses and prosecutors and jurors. so before testimony resumed today, judge merchan finally issued his ruling on the violations, fining
i'm your host, stephen colbert. now for those of you, anyone at home keeping score, today was the start of week two of testimony in donald trump's hush money trial here in new york city. it is clearly taking a toll on the man. here he is entering the courthouse this morning, with his cheeks full of acorns for later. trump showed just as much stamina as last week. reportedly, he was sitting with his eyes closed for significant portions of his testimony. so, either he's falling asleep again, or...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i want to thank everyone in this brave audience right here, everyone in the audience who braved the cold outside to come in here and be even colder, because today, new york city was pummeled by a nor'easter, including a heavy dusting on the marquee at the ed sullivan theater. leading up to the storm, officials forecasted up to 8 inches of snow. of course, as is usually the case, that 8 inches was more like a confident 5. but you know what they say. [cheering] you know what they... i got a little something. but you know what they say. it's not about the depth of the snow, it's how you plow it! thank you. back in the day, snow used to mean no school, but not anymore. because instead, in new york, students had a remote learning day. as in, the chances of learning? remote. the early morning snowstorm, is this true? it depressed turnout in an important special election today in new york: the race to replace george santos. the candidates for that long island seat are republican m
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i want to thank everyone in this brave audience right here, everyone in the audience who braved the cold outside to come in here and be even colder, because today, new york city was pummeled by a nor'easter, including a heavy dusting on the marquee at the ed sullivan theater. leading up to the storm, officials forecasted up to 8 inches of snow. of course, as is usually the case, that 8 inches was more like a confident 5. but you know what they say....
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. donald trump is back in court today. the trial is in session and it continued today with the defenses cross-examination of former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, michael cohen. trump's team went after cohen hard in the cross examination, trying to depict him as a serial liar out for revenge. "michael, we have so much in common: serial lying. lying about cereal. you know, i met the late, great toucan sam. they say he followed his nose, it always knows, but guess where it took him? straight into a windmill. windmills kill, my friends. his friend sonny went cuckoo with grief. they claim, they always say cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but i say mr. toucan sam and mr. cuckoo were lovers. who knows the truth? all we know for sure is that they will forever be part of this complete breakfast." [cheers and applause] i knew two cans ham down in miami. he knew how to use that knows, my friend. to try to prove that cohen was deeply biased and eager to see trump punished, trump's lawyer played a clip of co
i'm your host, stephen colbert. donald trump is back in court today. the trial is in session and it continued today with the defenses cross-examination of former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, michael cohen. trump's team went after cohen hard in the cross examination, trying to depict him as a serial liar out for revenge. "michael, we have so much in common: serial lying. lying about cereal. you know, i met the late, great toucan sam. they say he...
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>> announcer: "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored by allstate. you're in good hands. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back. we've got -- give it up for the band. [cheers and applause] i'm out of here. my brain is gone. my brain is gone. one week back and i'm toast. louis, i got distracted. i was thinking about -- please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. i got distracted thinking about our guests. from cnn, laura coates is going to be on to talk about the trump trial and many things. before that, lovely fella, i've spoken to many times. always a joy. big fan and much respect for the gentleman. john leguizamo is going to be out here just moment. folks, if you watch the show, you know i spend most of my time, right over there, harvesting the days finest zelkova news elm, to make a solid and topical story frame then adding a central lockplate with delicate brass fittings finely incised with myeongtae fish and seoye calligraphy to create for you the beautiful and timeless antique korean joseon dynasty pandaj
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i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, we've been talking about donald trump's hush money trial for five weeks now, and i for one am thrilled that he is not in court today and we can talk about anything else, like donald trump's classified documents trial. that one... that baby's really heating up. remember the classified documents case? with the nuclear codes offered as one of the toppings at mar-a-lago's waffle bar? well, turns out, that scandal is exactly much worse than we could've thought, because we just learned that his lawyers found classified documents in donald trump's bedroom four months after the fbi search of mar-a-lago. [booing] oh, my god. the only thing more shocking to find in donald trump's bedroom would be a current wife. [cheers and applause] "what are you doing?" so, these documents spent as much as four months right next to donald trump's bed. explains why the stamp changed from "classified" to "kill me." this new information is from a disclosure of an opinion right? a disclosure
i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, we've been talking about donald trump's hush money trial for five weeks now, and i for one am thrilled that he is not in court today and we can talk about anything else, like donald trump's classified documents trial. that one... that baby's really heating up. remember the classified documents case? with the nuclear codes offered as one of the toppings at mar-a-lago's waffle bar? well, turns out, that scandal is exactly much worse than we...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. and you are here for a very special show because tonight is my 60th birthday! fun fact: i am now the same age that ian mckellen was when he was cast as gandalf. and i feel fine about that. he was gandalf the grey. i am stephen the very white. in honor of my birthday, this weekend, the skies all over the northern hemisphere were lit up by the aurora borealis. so beautiful. this extra vivid display was caused by a massive solar storm in which large, explosive bursts from the sun started slamming into the earth. or to put that in layman's terms: god was on shrooms, and was hankerin' for a little laser zeppelin. the lights were so bright they could be seen as far south as florida, where governor desantis immediately banned the sky for displaying a pride flag. [cheering] desantis fans! oh, i also got my birthday wish: donald trump is still on trial. this week... what week is this? three, four? this is four. this is week four of testimony in his "faking business records to cover up bangin'
i'm your host, stephen colbert. and you are here for a very special show because tonight is my 60th birthday! fun fact: i am now the same age that ian mckellen was when he was cast as gandalf. and i feel fine about that. he was gandalf the grey. i am stephen the very white. in honor of my birthday, this weekend, the skies all over the northern hemisphere were lit up by the aurora borealis. so beautiful. this extra vivid display was caused by a massive solar storm in which large, explosive...
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climax foods is the company in question, and stephen colbert had a lot of fun with that. >> the vegan blue is a product of a company called climax foods. why? that is the most unnecessarily sexualized food company name since kyle's money shot hoagies. >> even though it was a punch line, he decided to see what was so special about the cheese. >> i like it. you can really taste the foot. >> after seeing his reaction, we sent our andrea nakano to take a bite herself alongside a world famous chef, and while she did, she got the company's side of the story about the cheese causing a big stink in the dairy industry. >> reporter: with cheese being one of the toughest foods to make plant-based, it was a huge deal for these bleu cheese to be considered one of the best, but this competition had had more holes than swiss cheese. climax foods in berkeley works to create a tastier, healthier, and kinder cheese. this bleu cheese was about to take home the gold. >> i got an e-mail in january that we were not just finalists, but winners. >> reporter: but then came a technicality that the climax found
climax foods is the company in question, and stephen colbert had a lot of fun with that. >> the vegan blue is a product of a company called climax foods. why? that is the most unnecessarily sexualized food company name since kyle's money shot hoagies. >> even though it was a punch line, he decided to see what was so special about the cheese. >> i like it. you can really taste the foot. >> after seeing his reaction, we sent our andrea nakano to take a bite herself...
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. >> reporter: this controversy made the rounds on "late night" with stephen colbert bringing much needed humor to a disappointing situation. >> i love his way to describe the bleu cheese. it has to taste like foot. >> reporter: although this cheese is the available for retail yet, it is being used in one of san francisco's finest restaurants. the chef and owner domonique cren said she grew up on bleu cheese just like this one in france. >> i knew it was going to win because i literally if i was blind and i couldn't see anything, give me a test, i would tell him this is an amazing bleu cheese. >> reporter: with domonique's vote of confidence i put my taste buds to the test. i don't know how you did it. but you have the green kind of moldy marbling inside. >> the mold grows in the same way. >> reporter: yeah. it really does kind of hit you on your palate in the back of the nose when you have it just like a regular bleu cheese. climax foods is constantly working to come up with the perfect scientific recipe to create the next best cheese. the goal is to make a product that tastes just as go
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the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next. >> i needed a disclaimer. >> it's a little unnerving. >> donald trump in court again and i think he fell asleep again. >> mr. trump leaned back, closed his eyes, and didn't move much, seemingly sleeping through much of the morning. >> do you have trouble falling asleep? then reach m
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. we'll see you tomorrow. >> be a lot easi - lift the clouds off of... - virtual weather, only on kpix and pix+. liz neeley: you know, you've probably heard it said that some people have to hit rock bottom before they really come to the lord and give him their life. - lift the clouds off of... and that's what happened. i probably had a lot of anxiety at that point about my future, but as i began to study the word and a lot of dr. stanley's teachings and sermons, i began to realize that, through the love of jesus, god saved me for a purpose.
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. the ws continues streami >> we are following unrest and that is spreading on college campuses from coast-to-coast. donald trump and republicans are seizing on the chaos. trump doubling down, demanding in all caps "stop the protests now!!!" >> it looks like they've got it maybe clamped down. but it should never have gotten to this and they should have done it a lot sooner. >> are you looking for a university with no political protests? look no further than trump university. trump university has stopped all student protests on campus by having no students and no campus. unlike tni
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues stream eking on cbs news bay area, good night. >> yeah, boy. >> oh my god. >> it's too good. >> wow, yeah. >> actress scarlett johansson is accusing the parent company of openai of using a likeness of her voice without her permission. >> not only did she refuse a request from openai to voice its new virtual assistant, she declined after the company's ceo approached her twice. now she says the company reluctantly agreed to take the
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. >> thank you for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is ne > we're gonna have some trump surrogates outside of court today, and we've got some big name. we've got vivek ramaswamy coming down. mike johnson's going to be here and vp hopeful doug burgum. >> tommy tuberville was here yesterday as well, along with j.d. vance. >> they are able to say the things that donald trump cannot because of this gag order. >> like a sad ventriloquist puppet. [drumroll] >> this judge is giving me a gag order. [slams] ♪
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you want to go -- you want to go over to stephen -- you want to go to stephen colbert if you want to get people that read books. [ cheers and applause ] we don't read. [ laughter ] lame. >> well, you have an awesome book in store for you. >> jimmy: lame-o. we do audible here. we do that. we can do -- that count? >> i think it's time for you to dig me to get me back. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> okay, so -- >> jimmy: it's based on this book. >> what's a book? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] too late. no, too late. but this is based on the big, best-selling book. >> okay, well the book does have a fan following, somewhere. [ laughter ] and anyway, and i think the book's incredible. and hayes campbell is so beautifully written in the book. and so we knew that we just really needed to find someone really special. >> jimmy: and he walked in, you go, "this is the -- >> and he walked in. and i -- yeah, and i just thought, "oh, that's hayes campbell." and that was almost two years ago. and now nick and i have become really good friends. and it's -- yeah, it's opened up in this beautiful way. >> j
you want to go -- you want to go over to stephen -- you want to go to stephen colbert if you want to get people that read books. [ cheers and applause ] we don't read. [ laughter ] lame. >> well, you have an awesome book in store for you. >> jimmy: lame-o. we do audible here. we do that. we can do -- that count? >> i think it's time for you to dig me to get me back. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> okay, so -- >> jimmy: it's based on this book. >> what's a...
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colbert in 1983. reggie jackson was the first major league hitter to strike out 2000 times. the final episode of fraser aird and was watched by 33 million people and actress felicity huffman pleaded guilty for her part in the u.s. college admissions we also lost singer and hollywood actress doris day who died in 2019 at the age of 93. >> well, something positive to look forward to a scratch an itch more than 2500 top ranked dogs from across the country are continuing to compete in the...
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stephen colbert's old care, -- we pay attention to what we want to believe to be true and now we have comments that of a comedic character we have the speaker of the house, presumptive republic all nominee presenting these tactics to the public as if they are legitimate. >> molly, the trump trial last week was compelling. stormy daniels with understand. she made for a compelling and relatively relaxed seeming witness in that kind of environment because she has been one of those people who have been subject to scorn and derision by donald trump. but if you liked what you saw last week, this week is going to be much hotter. michael cohen, who's now, he was fixer and now arch nemesis, is set to testify for several days beginning tomorrow. this is going to get very hot because trump's folks are all there to discredit michael cohen, to say he's an admitted liar. the prosecution has to prove that whatever you think of michael cohen, he's got literally receipts. >> one of the things they have done, that i think is very smart in this trial is they started the trial with david pecker. and davi
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we promised that we were going to do it again for stephen colbert's 60th birthday. >> seth: yes. >> which is today. >> seth: which is today. >> which happens to be today. [ cheers and applause ] so i sent a text to my strike force five brothers and said, "hey, guys, remember we promised our listeners that we could get together and do a podcast for stephen's 60th birthday." not one of them responded. >> seth: no. [ laughter ] >> and i called seth, and i said, "should i take the silence as a message of some kind?" he said, "it's just really hard to schedule." [ light laughter ] >> seth: you also -- speaking of monetizing, you had the idea -- you were like, let's make gear. >> yeah. that wasn't my idea. that was stephen's idea. >> seth: okay. oh, are you saying that because it was a bad idea and we didn't make any money? >> we did. we made a lot of money. >> seth: did we, on the merch? >> we did six printings of the merch. >> seth: oh, i take it back, then. i didn't think the merch went well. somebody -- i don't know. did you get these sent to you as well? >> i did, yes. >> seth: okay, so i
we promised that we were going to do it again for stephen colbert's 60th birthday. >> seth: yes. >> which is today. >> seth: which is today. >> which happens to be today. [ cheers and applause ] so i sent a text to my strike force five brothers and said, "hey, guys, remember we promised our listeners that we could get together and do a podcast for stephen's 60th birthday." not one of them responded. >> seth: no. [ laughter ] >> and i called seth,...
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over the years he has slipped in the ratings behind "the late show with stephen colbert" and "jimmy kimmel live," both take a more confrontational approach to the news. >> i wouldn't say our show is a political show. the other guys do that better than i do. they're great at it. >> but fallon connects to his audience where it lives these days, online and on social media. "tonight show" clips rack up hundreds of millions of views baiting the late-night competition handily. >> we're going to entertain you, make you laugh and forget about what's going on with your life, with work, with whatever is happening in the world, politics. i'll make you laugh. that's my job and hopefully i do my job. >> what have you learned over the last decade about being a leader in the face of the show, in your case, kind of the face of nbc? does that feel like a burden at any time? >> that's not why they hired me. when you get hired, you're hired as the entertainer not the boss. i don't know what i'm doing. it's interesting to learn that part, oh, yeah, i've gotten better at that stuff. i surround myself with real
over the years he has slipped in the ratings behind "the late show with stephen colbert" and "jimmy kimmel live," both take a more confrontational approach to the news. >> i wouldn't say our show is a political show. the other guys do that better than i do. they're great at it. >> but fallon connects to his audience where it lives these days, online and on social media. "tonight show" clips rack up hundreds of millions of views baiting the late-night...
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. >> brian: jen psaki revealed where most of the democratic party is, telling stephen c colbert, and what their objective is, they got to say there is protest on campus, michigan is going south, the president should take weapons away. how about allies are democracy, they were attacked october 7, worst since 1940s when hitler was presiding. what is objective to wipe out hamas? where are they? rafah. how many are left? 8000. where is the head man, sinwar? in tunnels of rafah issue why not go in. how dare you not allow a country that lost 2200 people, including young people at a concert for peace, how dare you tell them they can't go in and get the people responsible. every person that dies is on hamas's hands. >> ainsley: there are american hostages being held still within -- >> brian: he never brings that up. never brings up the hostages either. everybody wants hostages out. the other thing to keep in mind, president of the united states could be defining hospitals are hit because they are headquarters for hamas. playgrounds are hit because they are weapon depots for hamas. wonderful
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. >> stephen colbert. we'll go through the consequential day in court in donald trump's hush money trial with his former fixer and attorney michael cohen on the stand. it will continue today. we'll have expert legal analysis on the testimony and what we should expect in a few hours. >>> also ahead, we'll go through major developments in gaza. israel's military battling regrouped hamas terrorists in the north while weighing a full-scale assault on rafah in the south. >>> plus, the latest from ukraine and the surprise visit today by u.s. secretary of state antony blinken. this comes as russian president vladimir putin is set to make a state visit to china later this week. >>> good morning. welcome to "morning joe." it is tuesday, may 14th. with us, the host of "way too early," white house bureau chief at "politico," jonathan lemire. bbc news' katty kay. pulitzer prize winning columnist and associate editor of "the washington post," eugene robinson. good morning to you all. joe, a very busy morning. i can tel
. >> stephen colbert. we'll go through the consequential day in court in donald trump's hush money trial with his former fixer and attorney michael cohen on the stand. it will continue today. we'll have expert legal analysis on the testimony and what we should expect in a few hours. >>> also ahead, we'll go through major developments in gaza. israel's military battling regrouped hamas terrorists in the north while weighing a full-scale assault on rafah in the south. >>>...
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stephen colbert? this is jimmy fallon's first ever "tonight show." that was the star-studded lineup of came owes, all the people who said it would never happen. guess what? 10 years later, he's still here. just ahead, we have a hook at how jimmy is celebrating that mayor milestone. >> not only is he here, he's a delight. >>> but, first, in this half hour, another talk show host in the spotlight today, music star, kelly clarkson. >> kelly revealed she's been taking weight loss medicine to . during yesterday's episode of "the kelly clarkson help with her journey. nbc's chloe melas is here with more. >> good morning, you guys. during yesterday's episode of "the kelly clarkson show," they had an exchange about weight loss. clarkson now ending the speculation that's been swirling around her for months, clarifying that she did use a weight loss medication, but that it was not ozempic. this morning kelly clarkson setting the record straight. the grammy-award winning singer revealing for the first time that she uses medication for weight loss. during a conve
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over the years he's slipped in the ratings behind the late show with stephen colbert and jimmy kimmel live which more take a confrontational approach. >> they're great at it. >> reporter: but fallon connects with his audience online and on social media. tonight show clips rack up hundreds of millions of views, beating the late-night competition handily. >> we're here to entertain you guys and make you laugh. i'll make you laugh. that's my job. >> what have you learned over the last decade about being the leader and the face of the show and in your case the face of the nbc? >> that's not why they hired me. you're hired as an interstainer not the boss. i've gotten better at that stuff. i surround myself with really good people. >> reporter: with 50th birthday coming in september and a decade on the shont owe under his belt, jimmy fallon is dreaming about the next ten years. >> i was looking at who we have coming up on the show. will, maybe two guys who love to hear jorts for the summer. i'm in my jort shorts. this came to me in a dream. >> it feels like you have very, very strange dream
over the years he's slipped in the ratings behind the late show with stephen colbert and jimmy kimmel live which more take a confrontational approach. >> they're great at it. >> reporter: but fallon connects with his audience online and on social media. tonight show clips rack up hundreds of millions of views, beating the late-night competition handily. >> we're here to entertain you guys and make you laugh. i'll make you laugh. that's my job. >> what have you learned...