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george can make each of the judges purr like sharon osborne, or sneer like simon cowell. so what are they going to make of this little stand up routine i knocked up with the help of chatgpt? good evening. how's everyone doing tonight? i mean, have you seen those vocal processors? they can turn a voice that sounds like a dying cat into something that could rival freddie mercury. how'd it do that! ? thank you. i think we've heard enough. yeah, i think i'll leave it to the experts. # ..to me. # crowd cheers. # i'm living my best life, best life...# welcome to miami — a city of golden beaches, glamour and entertainment... ..and the home of the miami heat basketball team. # i just want to celebrate, life's too short. ..# tonight, i'mjoining fans for a match. it's an experience not to miss when visiting the city, as much about the pre—game entertainment as it is about the sports. but this isn'tjust a sports team. this is a tech start—up. most people wouldn't think of this when thinking of a professional sports team, but we have a very robust technology operation. as spect
george can make each of the judges purr like sharon osborne, or sneer like simon cowell. so what are they going to make of this little stand up routine i knocked up with the help of chatgpt? good evening. how's everyone doing tonight? i mean, have you seen those vocal processors? they can turn a voice that sounds like a dying cat into something that could rival freddie mercury. how'd it do that! ? thank you. i think we've heard enough. yeah, i think i'll leave it to the experts. # ..to me. #...
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obviously she's defending simon cowell, who is her on bgt . she probably her boss on bgt. she probably didn't think that those words will get picked up. anything you say as a celebrity can turn into a salacious story, especially if you're going for someone who's outspoken as sharon osbourne, who did not keep quiet about this, who's come back and attacked amanda and said, you are very ill, ill informed and you're sycophantic as well, frantic, i hope i said that right. and she said that basically you have no right to say that you don't know nothing about my career, because fair enough. sharon x factor enough. sharon was on x factor for a very long time, but she's beenin for a very long time, but she's been in the music industry for decades , even. she said. i've decades, even. she said. i've been living beverley mansions been living in beverley mansions from beverly hills, mansions from beverly hills, mansions from the time you were born. and she i am a global she says, i am a global celebrity. so this was really a slanging match going back and forth. and obviously in this a
obviously she's defending simon cowell, who is her on bgt . she probably her boss on bgt. she probably didn't think that those words will get picked up. anything you say as a celebrity can turn into a salacious story, especially if you're going for someone who's outspoken as sharon osbourne, who did not keep quiet about this, who's come back and attacked amanda and said, you are very ill, ill informed and you're sycophantic as well, frantic, i hope i said that right. and she said that basically...
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george can make each of the judges purr like sharon osbourne or sneer like simon cowell. so, what are they going to make of this little stand—up routine i knocked up with the help of chatgpt? good evening. how's everyone doing tonight? i mean, have you seen those vocal processors? they can turn a voice that sounds like a dying cat into something that could rival freddie mercury. how did it do that? thank you! i think we've heard enough. yeah. yeah, i think i'll leave it to the experts. # ..is love to me.# cheering and applause # oh, i'm living my best life # best life...# welcome to miami — a city of golden beaches, glamour and entertainment... # wanting it, wanting more...# .and the home of the miami heat basketball team. ..and the home of the miami heat basketball team. # i just want to celebrate # life's too short.# tonight, i'mjoining fans for a match. it's an experience not to miss when visiting this city — as much about the pre—game entertainment as it is about the sport. but this isn'tjust a sports team — this is a tech start—up. most people wouldn't th
george can make each of the judges purr like sharon osbourne or sneer like simon cowell. so, what are they going to make of this little stand—up routine i knocked up with the help of chatgpt? good evening. how's everyone doing tonight? i mean, have you seen those vocal processors? they can turn a voice that sounds like a dying cat into something that could rival freddie mercury. how did it do that? thank you! i think we've heard enough. yeah. yeah, i think i'll leave it to the experts. # ..is...
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simon cowell's quiet life in the country is ruined by moles as the furry creatures infest. is £8 million cotswold mega mansion . after after leaving london, he was leaving london. not the furry creatures, so is this real? these are all from the papers today, right? by the way, joe, is that one april 4th, or is that real? >> i think that might be true. >> i think that might be true. >> real, too. >> i think that's real, too. >> i think that's real, too. >> interesting. >> okay, interesting. >> okay, interesting. >> like , would i lie to you? >> like, would i lie to you? >> like, would i lie to you? >> the last one and the last. i'm really rubbish . chris i'm really rubbish. chris o'shea. that job on mastermind i'm really rubbish. chris o'definitelyt job on mastermind i'm really rubbish. chris 0' definitely not on mastermind i'm really rubbish. chris 0' definitely not mine,astermind i'm really rubbish. chris 0' definitely not mine, is:ermind i'm really rubbish. chris 0' definitely not mine, is itmind i'm really rubbish. chris 0' definitely not mine, is it ,1ind is definitely
simon cowell's quiet life in the country is ruined by moles as the furry creatures infest. is £8 million cotswold mega mansion . after after leaving london, he was leaving london. not the furry creatures, so is this real? these are all from the papers today, right? by the way, joe, is that one april 4th, or is that real? >> i think that might be true. >> i think that might be true. >> real, too. >> i think that's real, too. >> i think that's real, too. >>...
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she just got an mba, which i think is well deserved as simon cowell's, involved with it. james dame collins tony added, many, many celebrities are there and they do a great job and they got the 20 year ball coming up shortly , 20 year ball coming up shortly, which is going to be a fabulous evening. so yes, i, you know , evening. so yes, i, you know, very pleased to say that i, you know, can help them out. it's great work you're doing. >> and i know you've been involved in politics like i am sometimes rich people, people that earn a lot of money, get a lot of stick. but when you look at how much money you put back into society through through income tax, through corporation tax , through your business, tax, through your business, through employing hundreds of people, they're all paying income tax in mass insurance. that's right. do you think sometimes these entrepreneurs, these rich people get get a raw deal from. >> well, they they you know, they all seem to think you're greedy, etc. and, you know, they say you shouldn't say how much you're put in charity and all that, wh
she just got an mba, which i think is well deserved as simon cowell's, involved with it. james dame collins tony added, many, many celebrities are there and they do a great job and they got the 20 year ball coming up shortly , 20 year ball coming up shortly, which is going to be a fabulous evening. so yes, i, you know , evening. so yes, i, you know, very pleased to say that i, you know, can help them out. it's great work you're doing. >> and i know you've been involved in politics like i...
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. >> i'm rivalling simon cowell for the chest hair. >> can you do another button for the ladies? >> can you do another button for the larcourse can. i'll >> of course i can. i'll be naked end of the hour. naked by the end of the hour. don't that. don't worry about that. >> another button done 7 up. up? >> she % me? does. >> she want me? does. >> she want me? does. >> about this story? the >> what about this story? the tories? i'm quite shocked about this. a on a this. william wragg on a on a gay dating site. the tinder thing. sharing other thing. sharing numbers of other hot backbenchers . hot tory backbenchers. >> i know it's astonishing, and it always makes me think when will politicians ever learn these scandals have been going on since the beginning of time. nobody ever learns from them. it's the same old thing, and it's always seems to be some tory politician or peer. oh come on, who's involved in a scandal? i mean, i'm not necessarily anti—tory, but it always seems to be the tory. >> what is about tories and sex? >> well, i think he's repressed posh boys, but william wrag
. >> i'm rivalling simon cowell for the chest hair. >> can you do another button for the ladies? >> can you do another button for the larcourse can. i'll >> of course i can. i'll be naked end of the hour. naked by the end of the hour. don't that. don't worry about that. >> another button done 7 up. up? >> she % me? does. >> she want me? does. >> she want me? does. >> about this story? the >> what about this story? the tories? i'm quite...
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. >> i'm rivalling simon cowell for the chest hair. >> can you do another button for the ladies? >> can you do another button for the larcourse can. i'll >> of course i can. i'll be naked end of the hour. naked by the end of the hour. don't that. don't worry about that. >> another button done 7 up. up? >> she % me? does. >> she want me? does. >> she want me? does. >> about this story? the >> what about this story? the tories? i'm quite shocked about this. a on a this. william wragg on a on a gay dating site. the tinder thing. sharing other thing. sharing numbers of other hot backbenchers . hot tory backbenchers. >> i know it's astonishing, and it always makes me think when will politicians ever learn these scandals have been going on since the beginning of time. nobody ever learns from them. it's the same old thing, and it's always seems to be some tory politician or peer. oh come on, who's involved in a scandal? i mean, i'm not necessarily anti—tory, but it always seems to be the tory. >> what is about tories and sex? >> well, i think he's repressed posh boys, but william wrag
. >> i'm rivalling simon cowell for the chest hair. >> can you do another button for the ladies? >> can you do another button for the larcourse can. i'll >> of course i can. i'll be naked end of the hour. naked by the end of the hour. don't that. don't worry about that. >> another button done 7 up. up? >> she % me? does. >> she want me? does. >> she want me? does. >> about this story? the >> what about this story? the tories? i'm quite...
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the king of entertainment, simon he has one as simon cowell, oh, he has one as well. does he in the well. oh does he in the cotswolds. oh does he. right. but do you know what. and i noficed i but do you know what. and i noticed i was out and noticed this. i was out and about at the weekend and i saw all little humps and hills all these little humps and hills everywhere, thought , everywhere, and i thought, goodness what's going on goodness me, what's going on there? and, what is going there? yeah. and, what is going on there? what are they called? what are those things that burrow into the ground that a badgeh burrow into the ground that a badger, but no, not a badger , a badger, but no, not a badger, a mole, a mole. i am a mole and i live in a hole. yeah. what so i just come into my head. i was a mole and i live in a hole. >> i don't even have that . what? >> i don't even have that. what? the moles had made lots of mole hill. >> so simon cowell's got 80 acres in the cotswolds , right? acres in the cotswolds, right? yeah. and his moles are full of holes. his holes are full of moles. tha
the king of entertainment, simon he has one as simon cowell, oh, he has one as well. does he in the well. oh does he in the cotswolds. oh does he. right. but do you know what. and i noficed i but do you know what. and i noticed i was out and noticed this. i was out and about at the weekend and i saw all little humps and hills all these little humps and hills everywhere, thought , everywhere, and i thought, goodness what's going on goodness me, what's going on there? and, what is going there?...
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sort of a simon cowell to say yea or nay? yes. harsh but fair! it's been described as midsomer murders with marrows — swede caroline — see what they did there? — is a new mockumentary based around the world of competitive vegetable growing staring jo hartley and aisling bea. it has everything. from masked raiders to a pair of ineffective private detectives and a kidnapping, all set in a sleepy village in somerset. take a look. she would have been the first female ever to win in a marrow division. it was clear that other growers were scared of caroline beating them. we set out to follow caroline on herjourney to shepton mallet. how were we to know what we were getting ourselves into? they took my vegetables! this is my crime scene, sir. people don't expect private detectives to be funny. i i've been shot! what do you mean you've been shot? i can't believe he shot me! i'm quite a big cheese i on these encrypted forums. there's nothing here, though, mate. what you mean there's nothing here? what about the from rotherham? what about him? snoopi
sort of a simon cowell to say yea or nay? yes. harsh but fair! it's been described as midsomer murders with marrows — swede caroline — see what they did there? — is a new mockumentary based around the world of competitive vegetable growing staring jo hartley and aisling bea. it has everything. from masked raiders to a pair of ineffective private detectives and a kidnapping, all set in a sleepy village in somerset. take a look. she would have been the first female ever to win in a marrow...
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george can make each of thejudges purr like sharon osbourne or sneer like simon cowell. so, what are they going to make of this little stand—up routine i knocked up with the help of chatgpt? good evening. how's everyone doing tonight? i mean, have you seen those vocal processors? they can turn a voice that sounds like a dying cat into something that could rival freddie mercury. how did it do that? thank you! i think we've heard enough. yeah. yeah, i think i'll leave it to the experts. # ..is love to me.# cheering and applause # oh, i'm living my best life # best life...# welcome to miami — a city of golden beaches, glamour and entertainment... # wanting it, wanting more...# ..and the home of the miami heat basketball team. # i just want to celebrate # life's too short.# tonight, i'mjoining fans for a match. it's an experience not to miss when visiting this city — as much about the pre—game entertainment as it is about the sport. but this isn'tjust a sports team — this is a tech start—up. most people wouldn't think of this when thinking of a professional sport
george can make each of thejudges purr like sharon osbourne or sneer like simon cowell. so, what are they going to make of this little stand—up routine i knocked up with the help of chatgpt? good evening. how's everyone doing tonight? i mean, have you seen those vocal processors? they can turn a voice that sounds like a dying cat into something that could rival freddie mercury. how did it do that? thank you! i think we've heard enough. yeah. yeah, i think i'll leave it to the experts. # ..is...