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jennifer aniston seemed really rude on the "jimmy kimmel live." and totes awky mo mo. and jennifer aniston looked really pissed about the surprise "friends" review. that means someone typed totes awky mo mo. and the youtube comments were more amazing. was it just me or did jennifer aniston look really pissed about the whole thing? it's you. what is with jennifer aniston? last year, kimmel had cruel and immoral parents lie to their kids about eating their halloween cankancandy. conclusion, kimmel is not exactly a good person. [ cheers and applause ] that will tell you something. yes, he is. i know his mother. [ laughter ] here's one more. jennifer is like pissed the whole time. but it also looks like she's in pain near the end. maybe that had something to do with it. you could tell that court wanted to touch her and let her know it's okay. but she moved her hand to the chair instead. [ laughter ] here's one. i honestly think jennifer was unprepared for this. the giant set that we built backstage. i don't think she saw any of it coming. she was genuinely surprised when s
jennifer aniston seemed really rude on the "jimmy kimmel live." and totes awky mo mo. and jennifer aniston looked really pissed about the surprise "friends" review. that means someone typed totes awky mo mo. and the youtube comments were more amazing. was it just me or did jennifer aniston look really pissed about the whole thing? it's you. what is with jennifer aniston? last year, kimmel had cruel and immoral parents lie to their kids about eating their halloween...
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>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, aaron paul. and music from ed sheeran. with cleto and the cletones and and now, stay focused. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everyone. thank you. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good times this show for you tonight. if you saw our show last night, you know that something very eventful happened. jennifer aniston was our guest last night. and courteney cox and lisa kudrow showed up. i played ross. they played the characters they play. and it was acting. you know, everybody knew what was going to happen. we rehearsed it backstage. we scripted it out, the whole thing. the idea was i would force jennifer into this mini"friends" reuninon. and she pretended to be annoyed by it. a commercial, we come back and we all make out. >> all right. good night, everybody. good night, everybody. >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. there's no exit. there's no exit. we have 22 more pages here and the lovemaking scene. >> make love to yourself, jimmy.
>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, aaron paul. and music from ed sheeran. with cleto and the cletones and and now, stay focused. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everyone. thank you. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good times this show for you tonight. if you saw our show last night, you know that something very eventful happened. jennifer aniston was...
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up next "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good night >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreaker. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you. hi, guys. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight.
up next "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good night >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreaker. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >>...
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up next "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good night >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreaker. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you. hi, guys. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night. we have quite a lineup of guests for you tonight. kerry washington is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] back to work. shooting new episodes of "scandal," which is excellent. kerry plays a washington, d.c. fixer, who manages to survive on wine, popcorn and sex with the president of the united states. i'm not going to interview here tonight. i'm going to keep yelling, tell me what you know. [ laughter
up next "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good night >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreaker. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >>...
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now, be warned, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hello.
now, be warned, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hello.
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. >> right now jimmy kimmel kim kardashian. we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kim kardashian. damon wayans jr. and jake johnson. and music from disclosure with cleto and the cletones. and now, and that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for showing up. i appreciate that. i need that little boost because i apologize if i'm a little bit sluggish, i was out real late last night. i went to see jay-z and beyonce at the rose bowl. it was me and three women. my sister-in-law, my daughter and my wife. we all got in the car, we drove to the rose bowl. and i knew i was in for an educational night when i heard my wife say, "i can't wait to see all her different outfits." i turned around to see if she was kidding and she was not kidding. she really couldn't wait to see all the different outfits. which is hard for me to relate to. because you know, when i go to the rose bowl it's for football where you have more than 100 guys wearing a total of two outfits.
. >> right now jimmy kimmel kim kardashian. we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kim kardashian. damon wayans jr. and jake johnson. and music from disclosure with cleto and the cletones. and now, and that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for showing up. i appreciate that. i need that little boost because i apologize if i'm a...
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and music from the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching. >> glad you're in a good mood. we're going to have fun tonight. our announcer tonight, dicky is going to sing for us tonight with his band the mighty mighty bosstones. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the mighty mighty bosstones unless you've been living on top of a rock are the godfathers are ska score, which is music, right? >> it's the best music. >> jimmy: sounds like it could be an event at the x games, but they've been knocking on wood for how long? >> many, many years. >> jimmy: and it's time to spice it up. they'll add a new bosstone and that's me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: people ask me why i play clarinet, because bass players get all the women. chloe gra
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and music from the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching. >> glad you're in a good mood. we're going to have fun tonight. our announcer...
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we'll be right back. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. xt, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. $160 a month? sign us up. um, maybe we sign you up at the store after this. right, 'cause this is the... food court, yeah. it's the food court. at&t's best-ever family pricing. for instance, a family of four gets 10 gigs of data, with unlimited talk & text, for $160 dollars a month. ♪ ♪ daddy, can you play princess fashion show with me? sweetheart, i'd love to, but the guys -- they're outside waiting for me. i've got doritos! steve, what is the holdup? ♪ [ crunch ] ♪ [ guys ] go, neal! go, neal! go, neal! [ mom ] steven! [ record scratches ] is that my wedding dress? it could be. ♪ it's olive garden's first ever alfredo three course. it starts with our famous alfredo made from scratch. and features four new recipes. like shrimp caprese and chicken with broccoli. the three course italian dinner served with unlimited salad and breadsticks plus dessert. starting at $11.99
we'll be right back. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. xt, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. $160 a month? sign us up. um, maybe we sign you up at the store after this. right, 'cause this is the... food court, yeah. it's the food court. at&t's best-ever family pricing. for instance, a family of four gets 10 gigs of data, with unlimited talk & text, for $160 dollars a month. ♪ ♪...
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and now, if the coast is clear, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everybody. that's very nice. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show you're watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] glad we could be here for each other. well, welcome to those of you who are visiting us from far away. we're going to have a good time in beautiful los angeles, which just has been named the 16 coolest city in america by "forbes" magazine. we finally tied san jose. [ laughter ] which is okay, i guess. you know what city "forbes" says is the coolest? the number one coolest city in america is washington, d.c. [ cheers and applause ] how did that happen? did obama start smoking again? [ laughter ] "forbes" bases he's rankings on factors like how many entertainment options a city has. somehow washington, d.c. came out on top. that makes sense. wean joe biden and john boehner alone, it's like a nonstop burning man festival over there. but the worst thing is
and now, if the coast is clear, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everybody. that's very nice. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show you're watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] glad we could be here for each other. well, welcome to those of you who are visiting us from far away. we're going to have a good time in beautiful los angeles, which just has been named the 16 coolest...
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i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night. we have quite a lineup of guests for you tonight. kerry washington is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] back to work. shooting new episodes of "scandal," which is excellent. kerry plays a washington, d.c. fixer, who manages to survive on wine, popcorn and sex with the president of the united states. i'm not going to interview here tonight. i'm going to keep yelling, tell me what you know. [ laughter ] and when our interlude with kerry is completed, we have music from tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. so, they've got a very special show set up. and to accommodate it, we're going to bring our entire studio audience to sony studios in culver city. [ cheers and applause ] it's like -- like in elementary school. i have to say, i've never seen people so excited about getting on a bus. [ laughter ] i hope you brought y
i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night. we have quite a lineup of guests for you tonight. kerry washington is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] back to work. shooting new episodes of "scandal," which is excellent. kerry plays a washington, d.c. fixer, who manages to survive on wine, popcorn and sex with the president...
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. >> right now "jimmy kimmel live"live, actor chris pratt. >> right now "jimmy kimmel live"live, actor chris pratt. >> have a good night. ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, the cast of marvel's "guardians of the galaxy," with chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel and bradley cooper. 5-year-old marvel expert mia grace. and music from clasixx. now, be warned, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hello. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] it's good to be back. we've -- [ cheers and applause ] we've been off work for the last two weeks. we've been on vacation. i actually got a lot done. i painted a mural of my house. i grew this beard. and i had a baby also. my wife -- [ cheers and applause ] you know how we did it. we made it out of sex. [ laughter ] my wife is doing fine. i'm fine, too. i was so brave. you know? [ laughter ] i cried a little bit. i didn't scream. you guys would have be
. >> right now "jimmy kimmel live"live, actor chris pratt. >> right now "jimmy kimmel live"live, actor chris pratt. >> have a good night. ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, the cast of marvel's "guardians of the galaxy," with chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel and bradley cooper. 5-year-old marvel expert mia grace. and music from clasixx. now, be warned, here's...
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right now jimmy kimmle, ted >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson, eva green and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you, guys. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. it would be embarrassing if you weren't. i'd like you to look closely at my -- look closely at my face. does my face look weird to anyone? like weirder than usual? i had a strange thing happen to me this morning. i don't know if you can see. i woke up this morning. went into the bathroom and noticed a big red spot on my nose. i took a picture of myself. it was weird. because there was no sign of trouble when i went to sleep. i wasn't out in the sun. i didn't get punched. i didn't scratch myself. i did nothing. i assumed it was the beginning of an enormous zit. b
right now jimmy kimmle, ted >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson, eva green and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you, guys. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for...
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>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go. with cleto and the cletones. and now, ready or not. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. hi. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know -- i have no way of knowing if you came for me or for the air conditioning. but i appreciate it either way. i really do. welcome to the barren desert wasteland known as southern california. you know, we're in the middle of a drought right now. it seems like it's never going to end. but it's not rained in the city of los angeles since april 11th, 2006. [ laughter ] and they say it's getting worse. farms are drying up. lawns are going unwatered. even our governor is brown. [ laughter ] i didn't think you'd get that, to be honest. [ laughter ] you know, they say our only hope is for justin timberlake to cry
>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go. with cleto and the cletones. and now, ready or not. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. hi. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know -- i have no way of knowing if you came...
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. >>> jimmy kimmel live next on channel six, "action news" continues at 5:30. now for cecily tynan, jeff skversky, ducis rodgers, the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner, have a good night and a great weekend. >>> "action news" is sponsored in part by elkins chevrolet, south jersey's premiere chevy dealership featuring 2014 silverado. the visit on line at elkins >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreakers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you. hi, guys. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night. we have quite a lineup of guests for you tonight. kerry washington is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] back to work. shooting new episodes of "scandal,
. >>> jimmy kimmel live next on channel six, "action news" continues at 5:30. now for cecily tynan, jeff skversky, ducis rodgers, the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner, have a good night and a great weekend. >>> "action news" is sponsored in part by elkins chevrolet, south jersey's premiere chevy dealership featuring 2014 silverado. the visit on line at elkins >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and...
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appreciate your time >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- idris elba "project runway's" tim gunn. guillermo at the emmys. and music from the white buffalo with cleto and the cletones. and now, simply put, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. i'm jimmy. hi, everyone. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. my voice is breaking. we've been off for two weeks. we had a two-week vacation, which is nice for me because i have a baby at home. we have a baby girl. she's great. she's a lot of fun. but i'm a little worried about her. she is 6 weeks old. she still isn't potty-trained. [ laughter ] she goes to the bathroom on herself. that's very unsanitary. it's good to be back here in hollywood where it's clean. [ laughter ] did you watch the emmys last nights? that's the reason i have no voice tonight. last night was the 66th annual emmy awards. an night of which all
appreciate your time >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- idris elba "project runway's" tim gunn. guillermo at the emmys. and music from the white buffalo with cleto and the cletones. and now, simply put, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. i'm jimmy. hi, everyone. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [...
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i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night.
i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night.
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next newscast at 4:30. >> right now jimmy kimmel kim kardashian. we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kim kardashian. damon wayans jr. and jake johnson. and music from disclosure with cleto and the cletones. and now, and that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for showing up. i appreciate that.
next newscast at 4:30. >> right now jimmy kimmel kim kardashian. we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kim kardashian. damon wayans jr. and jake johnson. and music from disclosure with cleto and the cletones. and now, and that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for showing up. i appreciate that.
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right now on jimmy kimmel, actress miss dawson >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rosario dawson -- eric mccormack -- and music from self with cleto and the cletos. and now, for your information, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i appreciate that.
right now on jimmy kimmel, actress miss dawson >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rosario dawson -- eric mccormack -- and music from self with cleto and the cletos. and now, for your information, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i appreciate that.
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"jimmy kimmel live" is next on channel 6. "action news" continues at 4:30 a.m. with tamala edwards, matt o'donnell, meteorologist david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. now for adam joseph, jeff skversky, for jim gardner, cecily tynan and ducis rogers and the entire "action news" team, i'm monica malpass, have a and the entire "action news" team, i'm monica malpass, have a great >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, aaron paul. and music from ed sheeran. with cleto and the cletones and and now, stay focused. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everyone. thank you. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ]
"jimmy kimmel live" is next on channel 6. "action news" continues at 4:30 a.m. with tamala edwards, matt o'donnell, meteorologist david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. now for adam joseph, jeff skversky, for jim gardner, cecily tynan and ducis rogers and the entire "action news" team, i'm monica malpass, have a and the entire "action news" team, i'm monica malpass, have a great >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [...
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next newscast 4:30 tomorrow morning. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]
next newscast 4:30 tomorrow morning. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]
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. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! >>> tonight, justin theroux, angie harmon, music from 5 seconds of summer. and now as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] that is very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host, thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here. very nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. we have a lot going on tonight. so much to get to. first of all, i don't know if you notice, we have a very popular band on our show tonight. they're from australia. and look at this line. a lot of these people slept over here last night. they slept in our parking lot. 99% women. i think there were a few dads sprinkled in there, but as far as men go, that is it. they're all here lined up for our musical guest tonight, "5 seconds of summer." and this is exciting. the band is planning to marry whoever screams the loudest. pick the four girls who make the most noise and spend the rest of their lives together, i guess. look at this
. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! >>> tonight, justin theroux, angie harmon, music from 5 seconds of summer. and now as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] that is very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host, thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here. very nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. we have a lot going on tonight. so much to get to....
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i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight.
i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight.
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and music from the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching.
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and music from the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching.
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jimmy kimmel is coming up next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jennifer aniston. barbeque master adam perry lang. and music from bob mould with cleto and the cletones. and now, sit back and relax. it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
jimmy kimmel is coming up next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jennifer aniston. barbeque master adam perry lang. and music from bob mould with cleto and the cletones. and now, sit back and relax. it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
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we'll be right back. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. ck? skyfall. lean in, then some pinterest, you? twitter. minecraft and then some hunger games. boom. wow, you guys are all set, huh? oh yeah, new amazon fire phone. it comes with amazon prime - tons of cool stuff for no extra charge. really? it comes with amazon prime? yeah, there's so much to watch. i've been on this earth nine years, i've never seen anything like it. the new amazon fire phone, with a full year of prime included. exclusively on at&t. use your target debit or credit redcard for an extra 5% off our every day low prices. ♪ break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. music: lively orchesyes! score kids never get this excited about cleaning teeth. you want a greenies? but dogs do. watch them go wild for an irresistible treat that fights tartar and freshens breath. greenies dental chews. when delta bath...g") ...shower... ...toilet... ...and faucet innovations... ...make getting c
we'll be right back. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. ck? skyfall. lean in, then some pinterest, you? twitter. minecraft and then some hunger games. boom. wow, you guys are all set, huh? oh yeah, new amazon fire phone. it comes with amazon prime - tons of cool stuff for no extra charge. really? it comes with amazon prime? yeah, there's so...
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and now, step back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. that is awesome. i'm glad you're here. i've got to say -- i'm gl
and now, step back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. that is awesome. i'm glad you're here. i've got to say -- i'm gl
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and now, and i can't stress this enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i adopted a dinosaur. isn't he cute? isn't my pet. his name is baby t., i've had him since he was an egg. since we have a new baby in our house, and apparently dinosaurs and babies are a bad mix, i thought i'd bring him out here and see if anyone wants to adopt him or take him -- [ cheers and applause ] anyone? anyone care for a dinosaur? yes, yes? oh, yes. come here for a second, yeah, you right there in the front row, yes, yes. where do you live? >> i live in minnesota but i'm from germany. >> jimmy: you're from germany, this will be perfect back in germany, then. do you have a yard in minnesota? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. here you go. this is for you, then. don't worry. right there, right there, right there. then -- right there. guillermo will show you. lead him right there. there you go. okay, thank you. tha
and now, and i can't stress this enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i adopted a dinosaur. isn't he cute? isn't my pet. his name is baby t., i've had him since he was an egg. since we have a new baby in our house, and apparently dinosaurs and babies are a bad mix, i thought i'd bring him out here and see if anyone wants...
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. >> jimmy kimmel is live next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rosario dawson -- eric mccormack -- and music from self with cleto and the cletos. and now, for your information, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i appreciate that.
. >> jimmy kimmel is live next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rosario dawson -- eric mccormack -- and music from self with cleto and the cletos. and now, for your information, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i appreciate that.
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actor >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- daniel radcliffe. from "rectify," abigail spencer. and music from kiesza. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i told you so. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you. thanks, cleto. thank you. i am jimmy. i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. boy. it was a balmy day here in hollywood. i looked up the weather report online. i went to accuweather because it's accurate. they said it wasn't humid. but i think they're lying to us. it seemed humid today, didn't it? guillermo is outside right now. guillermo, does it feel humid to you out there? >> guillermo: very humid, jimmy. >> jimmy: i should mention that as a service to the miserable, sweaty people of hollywood tonight, we stationed guillermo outside with a barber's chair. [ laughter ] what are we going to do with the barber's chair, guillermo? >> guillermo: we're going to give them a hair cut. >> jimmy: tha
actor >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- daniel radcliffe. from "rectify," abigail spencer. and music from kiesza. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i told you so. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you. thanks, cleto. thank you. i am jimmy. i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. boy. it was a balmy day here in...
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and now, and that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel!.f [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for showing up. [ cheers and applause ]
and now, and that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel!.f [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for showing up. [ cheers and applause ]
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. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming.
. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming.
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broad and spruce at the kimmel center. this is where the dragons will receivespecial performance by > t tionfounteeceivesev he now says that parade is plaedtrtsadelphedne shs asi m aney wredskappporteri ageeangaboutro>> k sher to overdo it is unrealistic in a certain way. >> they persevered and got so far. >> they made us look good in the paper. that is a great thing. >> they have made us proud. the parade is set to start at 2:00 on wednesday. it's not the only celebration that day. they will head over to the citizens bank park with the phillies will host a pre-game tribute in honour of the team rick. >>> the chapter for giovanni's room gets a new lease on life. it's at 12th and pine. it was of the oldest gay and lesbian bookstore. now the phillies aid thrift will take over. it will sell book bus housewares and vintage clothing. it benefits local hiv-aids charities. >>> the website that is worth nearly a billion dollars to the biggest online retailer. and picking up the pieces in wine country. details on the earthquake rec
broad and spruce at the kimmel center. this is where the dragons will receivespecial performance by > t tionfounteeceivesev he now says that parade is plaedtrtsadelphedne shs asi m aney wredskappporteri ageeangaboutro>> k sher to overdo it is unrealistic in a certain way. >> they persevered and got so far. >> they made us look good in the paper. that is a great thing. >> they have made us proud. the parade is set to start at 2:00 on wednesday. it's not the only...
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and now, step back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. that is awesome. i'm glad you're here. i've got to say -- i'm glad i'm here, too. [ cheers and applause ] to be honest i'm glad anyone is here tonight because there is a big traffic jam right here in l.a. right now, bigger than usual because president obama is in town. the president is in town to make everybody late for yoga-lates is that right? he is here for a fundraiser, where he pretends to think about what celebrities think. i feel like the president only comews to l.a. for money. like a college student who comews home to steal food from the refrigerator. but one of tonight's fundraisers was held at "the scandal" producer shanda rhyme's house, but the other is that he was good friend with shanda's brother, busta, very nice family, do you know them? they shut down several streets for the president, a good way to ensure that your approval rating remains in the low 40s is to see to it th
and now, step back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. that is awesome. i'm glad you're here. i've got to say -- i'm glad i'm here, too. [ cheers and applause ] to be honest i'm glad anyone is here tonight because there is a big traffic jam right here in l.a. right now, bigger than usual because president obama is in town. the president is in town to make everybody late for yoga-lates is that right? he is...
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. >> jimmy kimmel live is next. spokesperson: get a $1,000 turbocharged reward card with a new volkswagen turbo. why are we so obsessed with turbo? because we like giving you power, but we also like giving you fuel efficiency. like the sporty jetta. and the turbocharged passat tdi® clean diesel. okay.. and the iconic beetle... and the powerful tiguan... okay you can't forget the cc... guys, this is going to take a while. avo: get a $1,000 turbocharged reward card on new 2014 turbo models or lease a 2014 jetta sese for $169 a month after a $1,000 bonus. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! >>> tonight, justin theroux, angie harmon, music from 5 seconds of summer. and now as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] that is very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm
. >> jimmy kimmel live is next. spokesperson: get a $1,000 turbocharged reward card with a new volkswagen turbo. why are we so obsessed with turbo? because we like giving you power, but we also like giving you fuel efficiency. like the sporty jetta. and the turbocharged passat tdi® clean diesel. okay.. and the iconic beetle... and the powerful tiguan... okay you can't forget the cc... guys, this is going to take a while. avo: get a $1,000 turbocharged reward card on new 2014 turbo models...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz. ufc champion jon "bones" jones. and music from the mighty mighty bosstones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy. i am the host of this show. thank you for watching. glad you're in a good mood. we're going to have fun tonight. our announcer tonight, dicky is going to sing for us tonight with his band the mighty mighty bosstones. [ applause ] the mighty mighty bosstones unless you've been living on top of a rock are the godfathers are ska core, which is music, right? >> it's the best music. >> jimmy: it's the best music. sounds like it could be an event at the x games, but it is music, ska core. and these guys have been knocking on wood for -- how long have you been doing this? >> dicky: many, many years. >> jimmy: and quite frankly it's time to freshen things up. tonight they'll be adding a new bosstone to the band and that bosstone is me. i'll be playing bas
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz. ufc champion jon "bones" jones. and music from the mighty mighty bosstones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy. i am the host of this show. thank you for watching. glad you're in a good mood. we're going to have fun tonight. our announcer tonight, dicky is going to sing for us tonight...
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i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're her
i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're her
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and now, step back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. that is awesome. i'm glad you're here.
and now, step back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. that is awesome. i'm glad you're here.
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here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everyone. thank you. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] we have a go t
here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everyone. thank you. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] we have a go t
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and music from the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching.
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- chloË grace moretz -- ufc champion jon "bones" jones -- and music from the mighty mighty bosstones with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of this show. thank you for watching.