- johnny allen?! - goodwill? what are you on, ash!? ash: in this situation, honesty's the best policy. so which christmas cracker did you get that one out of? - you got any better ideas? - ash. - right, i'll have a word and... well, and then... - you'll die. - mr. allen, can i have a word? - no. mr. allen, it really is important. what part of "no" didn't you understand? mr. allen, we've lost your motors! jim: right, go on, my son, you bang the tape on... and then we'll be under starters orders. ( clatters ) - thought you said dot was with pauline this morning. - she is. so who's that, scotch mist? - all right? only me! - oh, hello, sonia, love, thought it was do-- dorothy, er... patrick and me were just going through some... security tapes from the shop, you know? - that's right, isn't it, patrick? - oh, yeah, man. we've had an outbreak of thieving in the shop and we have a serious task ahead of us today. man: welcome to "tips of the turf, - the inside track"... - how did that get in there? don't mind me, just going through some bits.