the fourth reason for a laugh and just conspire off, you know, i had a great one the other day, cindy crawford, the only woman my wife says i can sleep with on her conditions, so i've been trying to -- >> and twitter is your root. [laughter] >> she tweeted a picture of peal makeup saying, i always loved you, blitz. i glanced, and i replied, well, don't we all, cindy, and she immediately replied, really, i had you down as a red lips guy, and all the people in britain were following me, agas with horror. i was having this ridiculous conversation with the world's greatest supermodel, and i was agas with joy thinking i'm a step nearer to you know what. [laughter] >> being properly in love, i guess. >> exactly. >> being in bed, not necessary ily -- >> exactly. >> okay. going to questions from the audience in a minute, but, you know, somewhat intimidating who is not a professional interviewer to interview someone who i believe you described yourself recently as the world's greatest interview -- >> no, no, no. >> radio -- >> i mean i was asked about britain. it's -- in britain, we don't have