tonight -- natalie portman. from the boston celtics, kyrie irving. super bowl champion quarterback nick foles. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, if you are not aware -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. on this after the final, post valentine's day. i tell you something, i had a weird valentine's day. my wife and i went to dinner

last night, we put the kids to bed and tiptoed out. they never knew the sitter was there, it was beautiful. we went out late, had a very good meal at an italian restaurant, we sat outside, a very pleasant night. a prie fixe meal, it was good. somewhere between -- it was somewhere between the main course and dessert, behind my wife, a rat ran down the wall. [ laughter ] and into a planter. then back up and back over the wall and disappeared. and man oh man, if you were looking for a way to get a well in the mood saying "i just saw a rat behind you" is not it. [ laughter ] the waitress comes back, she can see something was up because i'm sitting on top of my chair now. and i say kind of quietly, bought i don't want to alarm everyone in the restaurant, "i just saw a rat run up and down the wall." she said, "oh, yeah, i'm supposed to tell you that was a squirrel."

[ laughter ] [ applause ] then we got the check. it was a romantic night. guillermo, how did things go for you? >> guillermo: terrible. >> jimmy: what happened? >> guillermo: we didn't do anything, my wife was a little bit sick. >> jimmy: nothing at all? no lovemaking? >> zero, nothing. >> jimmy: maybe next year. >> guillermo: maybe tonight. >> jimmy: maybe tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: with his wife, not with us. we have an all-star show. oscar winner natalie portman is here. [ cheers and applause ] nba all-star kyrie irving is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and the mvp of the super bowl from the philadelphia eagles, quarterback nick foles. we have so many world-class athletes -- [ cheers and applause ] kyrie from babble, nick from football, from the world of celebrity softball, this guy. >> and here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh, come on, guys. what you saw was the moment i peaked. that was it for me. [ laughter ] another escapee from president trump penitentiary is making the rounds, reince priebus. you might remember reince priebus as the man nobody remembers. the former white house chief of staff. he's quoted in a forthcoming about white house chiefs of staff. he said for all the stories about how chaotic the everything is, take everything you've heard and multiply it by 50. my god, how many porn stars did this president sleep with? [ laughter ] 50? if you multiply by 50, that means we are 5,000% screwed. okay? priebus said he was slightly embase embarrassed about his short tenure at the white house. slightly. what would have to happen for him to be really embarrassed? [ laughter ] full frontal, everyone sees his priebus? [ laughter ] vice president pence is shedding light on what he did and did not

do when he was seated 94 north korean leader kim jong-un's sister during the opening ceremony. pence explained he didn't avoid her, he ignored her. like he does all women. [ laughter ] ignored her. we have a picture of the vice president and his wife with kim yo-jong between them. will you look? you could cut the sexual tension with an intermediate-range ballistic missile here. i've never noticed, mike and mother pence have the exact same scowl. [ laughter ] pence said he ignored kim jong-un's sister, the same way he ignores the feelings he has when he watches that scene from "risky business" when tom cruise dances around in his underwear. [ laughter ] meanwhile in north korea, even though north korea sent athletes, cheerleaders, and a delegation to the olympics, they actually showed relittle coverage of the games on television there. which is probably for the best. if the people saw the olympic torch, they'd probably just be bummed they don't have heat where they are. [ laughter ] but north koreans haven't been allowed to see much of the sport

because -- possibly because they haven't been doing well, they have no medals. the footage they do get to see is heavily edited. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. the man can really do it all, can't he? [ cheers and applause ] hey, the olympics are going on on nbc. we don't have the olympics here at abc. they told us we'd have to pay for them. but what i think we have is something better. because we have clips from youtube disguised as olympic events. and with that said, here are the highlights from night four of the you-lympics.

>> american ryan parker is up next. signals the tuber. looks at his stopwatch. starts talking into the microphone. and here we go! a 360 back side chubby! i think he may do it! look at his form, he gets a ton of air as he goes over the sled and lands flat on his side with maximum impact. he's done it, and his coach comes out to celebrate! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations to him. hey, any of you planning to go see "black panther" this weekend? [ cheers and applause ] i saw it, it's great. it's expected to be number one movie of the year, already set the record for most presales of any marvel movie ever. whenever there is a major motion picture about to pop, we turn to our in-house movie critic yehya. yehya loves movies and stars and here he is talking about the

movie "black panther." >> hi, it's me, yehya. talking about the movie "black painter." good movie about african president. the movie talk about the black panther. painter, your house, no. painter like animal, arrggh! the guy, the man guy, his name shackton boster. he's in the movie, the first one baseball, the african guy long time. he play also the movie "get it up." the one for jackson browne. ♪ get it out oh and his mom the bone lady gary, she shave his hair, the tv show "walken zombie." the lady with the hat right

there, name angela bosey, she in the movie, "sex with the other buy." the guy, he has the soul in his arm, his name "killian b. jordan." the black panther, i don't know how he go to the bathroom with the suit, i think they have pampers under the suit like the baby. and the guy, the white guy with the beard, is the english guy, he did the movie "rolla frank." in that movie, my precious, my precious, me catch the fish, no cook, me eat the fish, my precious. it's the good movie for 2018, go watch the movie, and white people go watch that movie! okay? it's good movie, believe me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya r. we have to take a break.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight on the show, kyrie irving and nick foles are on the way. as i'm sure you know and feel, this is another very sad day in america. another senseless shooting. this time at a high school in parkland, florida, where a gunman, a former student, opened fire yesterday again. 17 lives have been lost, over a dozen hospitalized. and our president, as he should, weighed in on the tragic events this morning from the white house. >> we are all joined together as one american family. and your suffering is our burden

also. no child, no teacher, should ever be in danger in an american school. >> jimmy: agreed. >> no parent should ever have to fear for their sons and daughters when they kiss them good-bye in the morning. >> jimmy: agreed. so i agree with body those statements. and here's what you do to fix that, tell your buddies in congress, tell paul ryan and mitch mcconnell and marco rubio, all the family men who care so much about their communities, that what we need are laws, real laws, that do everything possible to keep assault rifles out of the hands of people who are going to shoot our kids. go on tv and tell them to do that. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you something. that is a perfect example of the common sense you told us you were going to bring to the white house. it's time to bring it, we need it. tell these congressmen and lobbyists who infest that swamp you said you were going to

drain, force these allegedly christian men and women who stuff their pockets with money from the nra year after year after year to do something. now, not later. now. and don't you dare let anyone say it's too soon to be talking about it, because you said it after vegas, you said it after sandy hook, you say that after every one of these eight now fatal school shootings we had in this country this year. children are being murdered. [ cheers and applause ] do something. we still haven't even talked about it. you still haven't done anything about it. you've literally done nothing. actually, you've done worse than nothing. you like to say this is a mental health issue. one of your very first acts as president, mr. trump, was to roll back the regulations that were designed to keep firearms out of the hands of mentally ill. you did that. your party voted to repeal the mandates on coverage for mental health. so i agree, this is a mental illness issue, because if you don't think we need to do

something about it, you're obviously mentally ill. [ cheers and applause ] it is amazing to me that -- [ applause ] if one illegal immigrant causes a car accident, we've got to build a wall to keep the rest of them out. why are you looking for solutions to that problem and not this one? every reasonable american, republican or democrat, knows that something has to be done. something. and we're not doing anything. but go ahead, i'll let you finish. >> to every parent, teacher, and child who is hurting so badly, we are here for you, whatever you need, whatever we can do to ease your pain. >> jimmy: great. okay. what we need and what you can do to ease our pain and to prevent future pain is something. 8 out of 10 americans agree that a teenager shouldn't have an ar-15. so why does a teenager legally have an ar-15?

somewhere along the line, these guys forgot they work for us, not the nra. us. and this time we're not going to allow you to bow your head in prayer for two weeks. [ applause ] until you get an all-clear and we move on to the next thing. we're going to make sure you do something this time. and if you agree with me, and maybe you don't, but if you do, here's one way you can help. go to everytown.org. all the information you need is there. you can write to your representatives and call them. if they don't listen, vote them out of office. whatever you do -- [ cheers and applause ] -- do something. because i for one am very, very, very, very tired of this. >> entirely premature to be discussing about legislative solutions, if any. >> it's just not the time to dive into the politics and try to score political points. >> i think anybody who would politicize this shooting should be ashamed of themselves. >> this is not the time to have the discussion, and it's frankly i think insulting to the american public right now to try to politicize something. >> the reaction of democrats to

any tragedy is to try to politicize it. >> i'm more than happy to talk about this in a few days. right now is not the time. >> there's a time and place for a political debate. but now is the time to unite as a country. >> this isn't a guns situation. we could go into it but it's a little bit soon to go into it. >> jimmy: yeah, no, it isn't. we'll be right back. [ applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, a gentleman who is an nba all-star from the boston celtics, kyrie irving is with us. the mvp of the super bowl from the world champion philadelphia eagles, nick foles is here. [ cheers and applause ] next week we have new shows with guests including oprah winfrey, you've heard of her, allison janney, jason bateman, saoirse ronan, macy williams, david chang, timothee chalamet, kyle chandler, exambassadors andrew day and common. please join us next week. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-actor you know from three "star wars," two thors, and a black swan.

he's? the movie "annihilation." >> we have to go back now. >> i don't know how much more right she has to be. i agree with you, we should go back. >> great there we go, the three of us can pack up -- >> hd on, we should go back, yes. but it took us six days to get here. and the coast is two days away. >> you're saying we get out by going deeper in? >> yeah, if you like. yeah. >> like? no, i don't like. >> jimmy: "annihilation" opens a week from tomorrow. please say hello to natalie portman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look great, i love that dress. >> thank you, me too. >> jimmy: it's a really nice were here you couldn't wear a dress like that because you were quite pregnant. >> very pregnant. >> jimmy: baby came out and everything's good? >> yes, good, thank you. i'm very lucky. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> i was actually thinking, like

that week -- so my mom came at the end of my pregnancy. of course to like help. >> jimmy: sure. >> and we went to pick up my son from school right after i did your show, like a day or two later. and i go and pick him up. i've got his backpack on. we're walking out. i start feeling like -- i feel like a little water on my leg. and i look up, is something dripping on me? then more and more. i'm like, oh my god. because my water didn't break the first time. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so i was like, it's on! more and more water. i'm like, honey, we got to go, we got to go! my son runs off and goes to play soccer. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i'm like, no! mom, you've got to get him, i think my water just broke. she's like, oh my god! panicking, running. guy to the car, i call my doctor, i call my husband, my midwife, everyone's going to the hospital. my mom grabs my son, drags him to the car. everyone's like, what's happening? then i'm like, you know -- it's weird because -- it's just my legs that are all wet.

honey? can you give me your backpack for a minute? i look and his water bottle was leaking. [ laughter ] and i was like, oh, i just told everyone i'm having a baby and the water bottle was leaking! i'm an idiot! [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow, your water broke and it was evian. >> exactly. >> jimmy: wow. well. in a way, though, it gave you like a run-through for when it really was going to happen. >> i guess. >> jimmy: did it happen? >> no. >> jimmy: it never happened. >> my water never broke. >> jimmy: how about that. you like the baby so far? >> she's delightful. >> jimmy: really inconvenienced. i was thinking about this, you were here right before the oscars. it seemed like based on our conversation you would be at the oscars since you were nominated. turned out you couldn't come to the oscars because said child prevented that from happening. >> yes. although when you're really pregnant, it's kind of a gift to get to lie in bed in pajamas and

watch the oscars instead of put on a gown and heels and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but -- >> jimmy: the fact that you won. >> well, if i went -- i was due the same week. if i went and the baby like hadn't come yet, if i was still pregnant, then i could potentially give birth on the red carpet. which is not a great idea. >> jimmy: well, i don't know, that would be -- ryan seacrest would be nuts for something like that. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: you've got to think about ryan seacrest. it seems like you're only thinking about your family. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you're not thinking about the seacrest family. >> his happiness, yes. then if i had given birth already, it's not like i'm going to be see ya, baby. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i'm going to the oscars two days later. >> jimmy: probably people would say, oh, what is she doing at the oscars, she just had a baby. >> best actress, worst mom, right. >> jimmy: you don't want to win worst mom. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i think you were competed. i feel like this year we should give you a do-over. maybe, you know, we could

just -- i could just have your name -- >> the envelopes aren't really -- they don't really match up with the winners, right? >> jimmy: not necessarily. you could walk out of there with an oscar as well as a baby. >> hook it up. hook it up, please. >> jimmy: i'm going to work on it. [ applause ] how old is your son? >> my son is 6, almost 7. >> jimmy: he came to the show tonight. >> he's thrilled and you made me mom of the year, thank you, because he and his buddies got to meet nick foles and kyrie irving. they're losing their minds. >> jimmy: they are, yeah. >> so thank you. and they were both so lovely. like what nice, kind, inspiring people. >> jimmy: yeah. if they're going to be jerks to a 6-year-old, we'd probably throw them out of here. [ laughter ] >> they were over the top kind. >> jimmy: that's good, i'm glad they were nice. that would have been bad if you said, there's a couple of real pricks backstage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he loves that. oscar isaac was here the other night. we were talking about the fact that you guys, of course you are

"star wars" royalty after being in three of the movies. and the then he was shooting "star wars," on the set, while you guys were shooting "annihilation." >> yes. >> jimmy: he would go from one set to the other. did you go over there and grace everyone -- >> we did, in another -- aren't i a cool mom move. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> we can go to the "star wars" set! >> jimmy: this kid had better appreciate you. >> oscar hooked us up. >> jimmy: has he seen "star wars," your son? >> he actually hasn't, no. but he knows about it. >> jimmy: he knows what happens. >> you know that children know about "star wars" before they know about the alphabet, right? >> jimmy: yeah, right. the toys, especially little boys. the toys will introduce them to the movie before they even see the movie. >> then there's the cartoons and lego and it's like a whole -- >> jimmy: we've had that with my daughter, she's had toys from a movie, then she never wants to see the movie. she's are from a movie, the toys are worthless on their own, the movie is the bate from which we

leap. none of that means anything to her. >> yeah. because imagination's better anyway, right? >> jimmy: that's what they say but i feel like movies are better. [ laughter ] it depends on the movie, i guess. tell us about "annihilation." >> so "annihilation" is a thriller, sci-fi thriller, where there's this area x, this environmental phenomenon, no one understands, everyone that goes in doesn't come out. and this group of scientists, gina rodriguez, tessa thompson, jennifer jason lee, and i go in to figure it out. and it's terrifying and mind-blowing. >> jimmy: oscar isaac said even though he was in the movie, he was very scared by it when he saw it. were you? >> yes. >> jimmy: you were? >> it is -- it is terrifying. >> jimmy: that's weird to be scared by something you were in. >> you don't see the stuff until later. >> jimmy: i know, but don't you go, yeah, bob was right next to me, and on that one i had a little bit of nose hair and they clipped it right beforehand, anything like that? >> there's some images you can't

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>> welcome back to the show. kyrie irving and nick foles are still to come. first, it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and burr the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> you've said you had a very close relationship with vladimir putin. you've [ bleep ]ed [ bleep ] with him? >> i did. >> i'm the director of office and management budget, my job is to try and [ bleep ] the president. >> this breed has the endurance to [ bleep ] all day. >> i [ bleep ]ed a china woman, i [ bleep ]ed a black woman, i [ bleep ]ed the russian woman, dark, light -- >> i didn't avoid the [ bleep ] sister but i did [ bleep ] her. >> my question, how many [ bleep ], [ bleep ]? >> probably 15. >> 15, that's pretty good. >> a freshman slams his head on the gym floor during a high school basketball game in

westchester county. >> immediately the athletic trainer jumped in and [ bleep ]ed his [ bleep ]. >> when we're talking about the day of love, you can [ bleep ] your mom, you can [ bleep ] your pets, you can [ bleep ] your friends. >> i'd like to solve. delicious deep [ bleep ] pizza. >> yes, that's it. >> i have to go show you how is blow [ bleep ]. >> blow [ bleep ]? oh my god. >> i woke up, my whole shirt was wet. i had [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh, steve. [ cheers and applause ] be right back with kyrie irving!

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, nick foles of the eagles. our next guest is one of the finest point guards on a flat planet called earth. look at that. reminds me so much of myself at that age. he's got a best-selling video game called "nba 2k18." from the boston celtics, please welcome kyrie irving! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i do want to ask you, before we begin. you prefer kyrie? or kyrie? >> kyrie, please. >> jimmy: is it irving or ving? >> irving. >> jimmy: okay, good.

very good. thanks for coming, it's great to have you here. charles barkley was here last night, talking about the all-star game. this is your fifth all-star game which is great, congratulations. >> thank you, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: charles said that the guys don't play hard during the game. and if they do play hard, they're idiots. which camp do you fall into on that? >> well, i have a deep and competitive spirit. when i go out there, in specific matchups you want to go at, you want to be kind of prepared as best you can. so it's best to get your sleep the night before. >> jimmy: really, so you're taking it somewhat seriously? >> somewhat, somewhat. having some fun at the same time. but you know, you want to have that "i want to destroy you" attitude, you don't want to get embarrassed. >> jimmy: they're doing it differently this year. in the past, east versus west. now they've picked two captains. lebron and steph curry are the captains. lebron picked you to be on his team. steph curry has his team. and first of all, were you happy/surprised that lebron picked you? >> i feel like it was a great

choice. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: and do you know what number you were picked? i would imagine in your whole life you've never been picked anything more than number one. school sport or anything like that. do you know? because i know kevin durant thinks he was picked number one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: by lebron. although i don't know that he knows that i think he may justing saying it. >> in my mind i want to say i got picked number one. in actuality, probably no. i'm fine with that, i'm fine with that. >> jimmy: you didn't ask lebron -- do you talk to him at all? >> we've talked, yeah. >> jimmy: do you see yourself -- any chance that one day you guys will be on the same team? not just in the all-star game, for real? >> i mean, in professional sports, anything can happen. you know. you never know. >> jimmy: i do are yeah, okay. interesting way to answer that. are you enjoying being in boston? >> yeah, it's new for me. >> jimmy: what's new about it? >> well, my role. just getting the understanding

of where i want to be going forward within our team. my leadership role. moving to a new city. i had to uproot myself, six years in cleveland, then going to boston. end of the summer while shooting a movie, "uncle drew." a lot of newness going on. >> jimmy: is that something that you always wanted to do, make a movie? i know this character, uncle drew, started in a series of pepsi commercials. then how did it become a movie from that? i don't think this has happened -- do you remember "ernest goes to camp"? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, first of all, i recommend it. [ laughter ] secondly, ernest, he did car commercials here in the south land. then somebody said, hey, you'd be great in a movie. and they were right. [ laughter ] so how did this happen? >> well, it started in my hometown, bloomfield, new jersey. [ applause ] shautout to bloomfield, new jersey. a family oriented pepsi spot, pepsi max.

then we got about four chapters. and then lionsgate approached me, the writer and director. it got going, two-year process. i guess you can say i have "actor" on my -- >> jimmy: you sure do. shaq is one of my costars. is it intimidating to act alongside one of the greats? he was in "kazam." >> i took some notes from him. took some notes back. >> jimmy: we have a clip in the movie "uncle drew," which comes out june 29th. ♪ >> okay, okay, okay. new rule, youngblood. none of this rabbity hippity-hop nonsense. >> that's not what it's called, it's called hip-hop. >> my call, my version. talking about styling. what is that? >> first of all, i can tell you don't have style, you always got on jogging suits. >> talking from the hustle with the fake chains. >> these are real, i got these for my birthday.

>> yeah, right. >> three checks. >> those cost 50 cent apiece. >> three checks. >> my teeth cost more than that. >> jimmy: is that a custom van? by the way, you've really got to wear makeup when you do these movies, you look very old in that. >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: that was a fun thing to do, except for the makeup, which is probably terrible. >> it was awesome. the commitment and sacrifice to be an actor. i never knew. i saw it from playing basketball. that was something i went into just -- just so -- it was just so amazing to experience. just behind the camera, in front of the camera, the long hours. my final shooting day, i didn't stop shooting until about 12:00 p.m. the next day. started at 4:00 p.m., ended 12:00 p.m. the next day. >> jimmy: kobe is nominated for an oscar for a short movie he made. >> "dear basketball." >> jimmy: right, right. >> i'm excited for him. >> jimmy: he's very excited about it too. you are -- i read this about you, i think it's very interesting.

a lot of the guys were talking about what music they listened to in high school. one of the guys said eminem, outkast, you said you listen to musicals. what musicals do you listen to? >> my favorite is "rent." >> jimmy: "rent" is your favorite. [ cheers and applause ] is this something you'll try to play in the locker room and try and get the guys going? >> i've tried. i've tried. i get the same usual stares. >> jimmy: not into it? >> not into it. >> jimmy: 8,000 -- 8,526 minutes? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm not a stats guy. you have a tattoo, correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure i'm not, of the "friends" television show logo on your body. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: where is the tattoo? >> left forearm right here. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, there it is. [ cheers and applause ] why do you have this? >> i mean -- i mean, one, who

isn't a "friends" fan? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you really are a "friends" fan. >> and then secondly, one of my best friends, two of my best friends, we have tattoos together. >> jimmy: are your best friends named joey and -- >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: are these real friends or imaginary? >> no, no. i hope they're not imaginary. >> jimmy: you're asked about this a million times but i'm particularly interested. you went on a podcast, you said you believe the earth was flat. do you actually -- do you want to reel that? or still believe the earth is flat? >> you know what, you've always tried to come back, take the statement back. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that podcast, i was really like, man, what's going on within our world? just a whole bunch of truth and conspiracy, i was just like, whoa, this is too much for me. i come out and say that. then, whoo! the reaction it go. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the reaction it got. >> jimmy: people think maybe your brain collapsed or something like that. >> no, it didn't. >> jimmy: it didn't? >> no. >> jimmy: you seem like a pretty

bright guy. i gave you this. maybe at work you can look at this. this is a gift for you. it's one of a kind there. >> wow. >> jimmy: you can just ponder the potential realities of the world and its possible roundness. >> yeah. spinning. it's spinning. just spinning. >> jimmy: try to work that into the game on sunday. it's great to see you. kyrie irving, everybody. "nba 2k18" is available now and "uncle drew" opens june 29th. be right back with nick foles! th nick foles! hey allergy muddlers. are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool? try zyrtec®. it's starts working hard at hour one. and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we are back. in a matter of weeks our next guest went from second-string quarterback to super bowl mvp -- he threw for 373 yards and three touchdowns and caught one, to lead the philadelphia eagles to their first super bowl victory. please welcome a man who will never have to pay for a cheesesteak again, nick foles! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: so nick, first of all, congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: secondly, the super bowl was what, 11 days ago? >> i couldn't tell you, i could not tell you. it's been a blur. it has been an absolute blur. it's been a lot of fun, we've enjoyed it. >> jimmy: to you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror and go, "hey there, super bowl champ"? >> i don't, i don't. >> jimmy: try it tomorrow morning. >> i'll try it tomorrow morning. >> give it a shot. >> see if my wife gets hidden video of that, holds that over me forever. >> jimmy: have you been getting a big head? i would imagine -- i'm sure you were pretty famous in philadelphia, but now probably everywhere you go, people recognize you, right? >> yeah, it's a little bit different. i think my safe spot to go was whole foods. no one cared, no one recognized me. i can't go into whole foods now. >> jimmy: what? >> i knew when i went in there, things had changed when i started getting recognized. >> jimmy: when the eagles fans cross over to the whole foods, in a way it's a triumph for the

human race. >> it's a little bit different than philly cheesesteaks to eating healthier food. >> jimmy: you meet philly fans out here in l.a.? there are a lot of them. >> everywhere. everywhere we've been there's been a ton of philly fans, which is awesome. >> jimmy: what do they do when they see you? >> most of the time, cry. starts off as a normal conversation, then it turns into tears. and everyone asks, what do you do? >> jimmy: yeah, what do you do? >> i simply just say, "i understand." i've been in philly, i get it. i know. it means a lot. the fact that the whole city, everyone cries, so emotional, that's what was so special for us to be a part of winning this thing and bringing it back home to where it hasn't been. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's what was so special. if you look at the parade and everything that went on, all the fans, all the speeches players gave -- jason kelly, watch that speech. >> jimmy: beautiful speech. >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: that was right up there with dr. martin luther king. [ laughter ]

that was some speech, and some outfit he was wearing too. what did he say again? like everybody was eating breck fast and didn't get to eat breakfast? >> i'm going to change the language a little bit. i love it, watch the real one. he was trying to say, why are philly fans the way they are? everybody wants to know why there's so much passion or anger or whatever you want to say it is. you just -- what he said was this. philly fans have been starved for 52 years for a championship, if i don't eat my breakfast, i'm pissed off. >> jimmy: right. >> you can fill in the words. >> jimmy: i see, right. >> he is, if he doesn't eat breakfast, he's pissed off. >> jimmy: he made ann analogy everyone can relate to. >> it was perfect. i sat there in awe just watching him go off on every single person. he had all his facts. it was pretty fun to be a part of. >> jimmy: you're from austin, texas? >> i am. >> jimmy: your hometown. you got -- besides the mvp, you had another honor in the local newspaper. put that up on the screen here.

matthew mcconaughey put out a full-page ad to congratulate you. just keep leaving, matthew mcconaughey. [ cheers and applause ] do you matthew? >> matthew goes to church where my family goes. i actually met him once when i was coming out for the draft. i was able to say hi -- obviously i'm a huge fan of all his work, everything he's ever done. so -- >> jimmy: he's a redskins fan, though. >> that was shocking. so i know he's going to have to, you know -- he has to deal with that. [ laughter ] i can't save him there. but i also know we're both texan and those roots go deep so it's really cool to see that. >> jimmy: when you win, like how many -- i can't even imagine how many e-mails and phone calls and texts you get after you win the super bowl. how many? what would you guess? >> probably 600, 700 total. they're still coming in. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. then -- i haven't been able to go through them all.

then eventually my wife will send a text. haven't gone through it. a lot of people who have supported me through my life. i've had my phone probably a little too long. >> jimmy: might be time to change it. >> it's been cool to see how many people have been there, followed my career, you know, want to just sent a congratulatory text. >> jimmy: do you send emojis back or write a full message? >> the cool thing now is you can hold down the message and put a heart and that's great. i mix it up. i try to mix it up. you can do the ejoenmoenlg jees everything with the face. >> jimmy: what an exciting thing. of course you were the backup quarterback. you can never be a backup quarterback again. not until you're old and broken down, right? you have to be a starter. you must. you have to be. you're the super bowl mvp. >> that's the question everyone wants to know. the thing i look forward to -- the season's a long season. the family, my wife, we have a

8-month-old lawy 8-mont 8-month-old daughter lily. they sacrifice. right now it's focusing on being a husband and father to the west of my ability. this is a time i really look forward to. then with that part of football, we love philly. that stuff's out of my control. we have agents that handle that. we love philly, we love the situation. we'll worry about it when that time comes. >> jimmy: you want to stay in philly, of course. >> we love philly. we came back to philly and they had us. just to be a part of the community, to be a part of bringing the first super bowl there, that's something that's really special. >> jimmy: you will always be beloved for the whole rest of your life in philadelphia. in fact, you'll probably find as you get older, when your family, kids are not that interested in you anymore, you'll love to philadelphia. [ laughter ] just so you can meet guys in the bar who will -- you know. [ cheers and applause ] did you hear from tom brady after the super bowl? >> i haven't heard from him yet. [ laughter ] i know he's busy. i know he's got a lot going on. >> jimmy: you didn't have a moment on the field after the

game? the last backup quarterback to win the super bowl was him. >> yeah, i mean -- i didn't hear from him but i will say this. as soon as the game's over, you can't move. you can't even express emotions. >> jimmy: there's so many people? >> there's so many dacameras. i was about to get jason kelsey, hey, bro, come with me for five minutes and just block. >> jimmy: he hasn't sent you a pair of uggs or anything like that? >> i do like uggs. >> jimmy: seems like that would be a nice thing for him to do, send you uggs with a pebble in them or something. [ laughter ] congratulations. i'm sure you'll be starting. i would imagine probably in philadelphia next year, but in any case, they can never take that away from you. that is an amazing thing, to be mvp of the super bowl and bring the eagles their first-ever title. congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: nick foles, everybody. i'd like to thank natalie portman, kyrie irving and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching, good night!

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