>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- billy crudup. chef massimo bottura. and music from weezer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, to get things rolling, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. i hope all is well. well, that's very nice of you. if you notice an extra hop in my

step tonight, it's for a good reason. this morning, i got my driver's license renewed. i went to the dmv this morning to renew my driver's license. it was not what i expected. i had an appointment, 8:10, they helped me right away. they took my thumb print, i took $33. i stood in front of the camera, they took a picture and that was that. the only negative was, the woman that was taking my photo, i had to get a new picture because i think the last time i bent in for a picture was 15 years ago and then you do it by mail. the lady who helped me, i handed her my license, he said, yeah, you definitely need a new photo. not sure if it was a compliment or an insult. this is my old driver's license photo, by the way. so -- so, i didn't -- i didn't realize it would be that funny. [ laughter ] this is my new one, which i think i look great. i look a little bit like ryan gosling.

[ applause ] the years have been kind. the differences between going to the dmv with an appointment and without an appointment is like the difference between getting a peticure and having both of your legs amputated. it's a whole different thing. so, then, i headed into work and on the way in, i saw a woman driving full speed with her head completely down as if she was in prayer. this is how she was driving. but she wasn't in the prayer, she was texting. my guess was that she was texting something important, like a little drawing of a cartoon to one of her friends, who, by the way, was in another car also looking down to see the cartoon text she was sending while she was trying to drive what be the you get in an accident and die and the last thing the police find on your phone is a cartoon text? as a police officer, what do you do in that situation? do you notify the next of kin or do you keep that to yourself? [ laughter ] you know, you can use the voice command. you ever do that, guillermo, use

the voice command to text while you're driving? >> yeah, once in awhile. >> jimmy: i almost always give up and type it in. aaa did a study in conjunction with the university of utah and found that out of all the voice-activated systems, siri is the worst one. it's funny, we would not put up with siri with any other situation in life. imagine what it would be like if siri was a waitress. [ laughter ] ♪ what can i help you with? >> jimmy: still deciding on what to eat but i would like a coffee. >> here's what i found. there are several coffee shops close to you. six of them are very close. starbucks at -- >> jimmy: i don't want starbucks. i don't have -- just bring me a coca-cola. >> the time in angola, zaire, is 1:16 a.m. >> jimmy: no, you know what?

no drink, i'll have the chicken cesar salad. >> i found five results for wicked weezer ballads. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no, not wicked -- not wicked weezer ballads. >> okay, got it, visiting caesars palace in las vegas, nevada. >> jimmy: no, siri, cancel call. i want a chicken cesar salad. >> okay. got it. i'll be right back. here you go. crick crickets, cheese and showed cho. anything else i can help you with? >> jimmy: no, no. >> how much would you like to tip me? >> jimmy: nothing. >> hot wings coming right up. >> jimmy: i like hot wings. would anybody like this bowl of crickets and cheese?

enjoy. [ applause ] by the way, how do you think they got those crickets? wow, look at that. don't eat that. what's wrong with you? [ laughter ] new news was big news from our nation's capital today. the supreme court refused to rule on same sex marriage, which means that more than hatch of americans now live in states where same sex marriage is allowed, and while the vast majority of gay people are very excited about the news, i would bet anything there's a bunch of gay guys out there who are like, oh, great. now i have to pay for a wedding. [ laughter ] same sex weddings are legal in 30 states and of course that means a lot more money for the wedding industry. a whole new market is opening up to catering halls, people who bake cakes, travel agents, even some very well-known food brands are positioning themselves to become part of the same sex

wedding market. >> congratulations, gay americans. on winning the right to marry. and when it comes time for your wedding, you want only the best. introducing uncle ben's equal rice. the only rice certified 100% gay by the american council of same sex grains and beans. so, when wedding bells ring, don't forget to invite your uncle. make it great. uncle ben's equal rice. not affiliated with ben gay. not a pain relieving cream. may cause chafing. may attract mites. >> jimmy: well, you know what -- [ applause ] today, by the way, is russian president vladimir putin's birthday, as those of you who are friends with him on facebook know. he turned 62 today. and to celebrate, he took a trip to siberia. you know the place they send other people in russia, as punishment? that's where he had his birthday party. [ laughter ] you know, it's interesting, in

spite of all of russia's troubles, putin has an 80% approval rating, which i guess is something that happens when your pollsters carry machine guns. [ laughter ] to come men rate the big day, moscow's biggest department store sold t-shirts and sweatshirts that show the president playing hockey, fishing and hanging out with a leopard. there was an art show celebrating his birth, too. this is some of the art work from the show. this is real. that is putin fighting a hydrobeast of americans and europeans. here he is taking on american fighter jets with an arrow. and here he is strangling what appears to be rapper rick ross. right? and by the way, tomorrow is matt damon's birthday, so, a lot of sick people born this week. [ laughter ] just a few hours, at 6:25 a.m. on the east coast, right, and

3:25 here, there's going to be a total lunar eclipse. the moon will be a coppery red color. they call it a blood moon, which sounds like a celebrity baby name, doesn't it? blood moon kutcher? [ laughter ] i like that kind of thing, when something happens, but never enough to actually wake up to see it. i'd rather look at it on my computer the next day. if you are planning to get up and if you're looking to have some fun during the blood moon, here's an idea. go outside and run around your neighborhood screaming, "the ever watching eye of soran brings judgment upon us." give it a shot. see what the neighbors do. you know, there is always a lot of action outside our studio on hollywood boulevard. a lot of tourists in town and they all congregate here and it's a lot for the lapd to cover. so, to help them out, we got my cousin sal a police uniform and -- that's all you need to become a police officer now days. [ laughter ] and we instructed him to write tickets. not for anything in particular,

random tickets for infractions he made up. but an infraction is an infraction whether it is nonsense or not. and with that, it said, it's ti for the hollywood patrol with cousin sal. [ applause ] >> excuse me, sir. how you are doing? >> good. >> what's going on today? >> walking to get something to eat. >> yeah? >> yeah. >> you have a license for the rep times? >> i don't need one. >> you do on hollywood boulevard. >> i'm not on hollywood boulevard. >> i can't walk -- >> not with exotics, no. what's your name? >> my name is david. >> david? the orange ones are $35 fine, the yellow ones are $25 fine and what do you have in that bag, anything? >> scorpion. he's in a tank. >> yeah, that's another 15. so, anyway, it's going to be -- >> can i pay it now? >> you can pay it now. you have the cash now? >> i do. >> you do? which snake are you most attached to?

>> the red one. >> the red one. i'll take the red one. talk to you a second? what are you doing? >> hollywood sign. >> do you have a permit for that? >> permit? >> take the earphones off so you can hear me. you have a permit for that? >> no. is it necessary? >> yeah, you have to have a picture permit. >> you can see -- >> let me take a look. let me take a look. the. >> it's -- >> yeah. >> can you set the camera down for me, please? >> set it down? >> put the camera down. yeah. and the bag, too, the camera bag. yeah, yeah, put that down. >> right here? >> yeah, yeah, thank you. and the fanny pack, too, if you don't mind. set it down. okay, everything's fine. okay? all right? you got that down? okay, can we sit both down now?

>> what? >> all right. i'll just -- what's your name? >> heiko. >> heiko what's th. what's this guy here? >> second camera. >> can you remove that? set that down. >> okay. >> whoa, whoa, keep the pants on now. all right. set it down, please. where are you from? >> germany. >> germany. all right. congratulations on the world cup. because of that i'm going to let you go. i'm going to take this lens cap. that's a reminder, okay? take a hike-o, heiko. hi. what's happening? texting and walking before? >> texting and walking? >> yeah, we caught you on surveillance. >> i'm calling my aunt. >> you're calling? you can't be on the phone walking looking down. you can do that on the other side of the street. afternoon, hollywood ordnance,

you can't do that. we have to keep this side clear. afternoon on this side -- i don't want to repeat myself. you can't be on this side. >> okay, but how are you -- >> i'm sorry -- back off. back off who are you calling now? >> i'm calling my aunt. >> does your aunt have $15 to pay. >> $15? why am i paying $15 just to walk down the street? >> how much you think i should charge you? >> you shouldn't charge me anything for just walking down the street. >> i got to charge you something. we have to make money somehow, right? >> i'm not -- that don't make any sense at all. >> i know. >> i don't even think that's a legal law. >> i'm on your side. >> how are you on my side when you're about to give me a 15 does tick ticket. >> a little girl almost tripped -- >> no little girl was walking in front of me. >> there could have been. she could have gone to school, everybody laughed at her. >> if i'm looking to call

somebody, i'm looking up and down at the same time. how am i going to walk? >> when i saw you -- >> i got to make a phone call. >> aunt? >> my aunt, yes. do i have to keep saying that? >> should we talk to her? should we call her now, see what happens? >> i don't know. you might add another $15 to -- >> i don't want to do that. i just think your aunt would ail agree with me. >> no, she wouldn't. no. as a u.s. citizen -- >> are you a u.s. citizen? >> yes, i am. u.s. citizen is $20. >> you're going to charge me $15 -- >> if you really don't think you have to pay $15, look at jimmy kimmel in that camera -- >> [ bleep ], are you serious? >> go on. come on. >> aunt -- we had a little issue with nate but it's all cleared up now. he's going to be hitting you up for $15. all right. take care. thank you. she's good with it. it's cool.

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>> jimmy: hi there. tonight, all the way from modena, he's the top she in achl of italy. chef hmassimo bottura is here. his recipes are so involved that

instead of a cooking demonstration we're just going to do an eating demonstration. then later, their new album came out today. it's called "everything will be alright in the end." weezer from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night, what have we tomorrow night? kyra sedgwick will be here tomorrow night. jon bernthal will be here, and we'll have music from dirty heads. who actually have pretty clean heads. i've inspected them, they're clean. our first guest tonight is a tony award-winning actor you know from the movies "watchmen," "mission impossible 3" and the great "almost famous." starting october 17th, he picks up a guitar again in the new movie "rudderless." ♪ ♪ you're my side kick ♪ you're my alibi ♪ you're my right hand man ♪ i'm your home boy ♪ i'm your main dude ♪ i'm your best laid plans >> jimmy: that's right. he's your home boy. he's your main dude. please welcome billy crudup.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm doing great, jimmy. >> jimmy: what kind of thought process went into cuffing those jeans tonight? >> i have to tell you, it went about like this. first it was here and then i thought, that might be a little bit long and then i rolled it up just to there and that wasn't right, either. so, those are going down. >> jimmy: the hair's slicked back. you're having a '50s party here. >> i saw you on the monitor back there. you seem like you've slimmed down even more. >> jimmy: you are fascinated with my body. >> well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you suggested in the past that i don't care of myself physically and it made an impact on me. it really did. >> i'm glad you listened. >> jimmy: you see my driver's license? >> you look phenomenal. actually both of them look great, jimmy.

you are very photogenic. >> jimmy: very good to see you. your singing voice is quite lovely. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. >> the computers had a lot to do with it. i'm not -- you know, i went to acting school to learn, you know, like, a trade. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so you could do different jobs, you had to learn to sing and to dance and, you know, at the end of three years i was $80,000 in debt and i still can't sing. fortunately, though, fortunately, computers have come a long way since then. >> jimmy: was that really adjusted by computer? >> there's a thing called auto tune. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, as you can tell by the -- if your pitch is a little off or, in my case, a lot off, it adjusts it a little bit. and i need that help. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. but i love singing. i mean, there's so many times that i hope that somehow i'm struck by the muse and i can now sing, you know, so, i'll be in the elevator sometimes and belt out a note and --

>> jimmy: just carry an auto tune around for you. >> it still hasn't arrived yet. but in the form of auto tune, it has. >> jimmy: when you take on a role and you have to do something, like guitar playing, were you a good guy tar player before that? >> i was not a guitar player. i'm not a good guitar player or a singer. >> jimmy: it looks like you can play the gave tuitar. >> well, i mean, i can -- this is what i do for a living. i pretend to do things i can't do. [ laughter ] that i can do. >> jimmy: interesting. >> i pretend to have feelings that aren't mine. i wear clothes that i would never wear. well, i mean, looking at my wardrobe, who knows what the hell i would wear. most of my war droer is clotdro gotten from movies. >> jimmy: not gotten. stolen. >> they were gifted. >> jimmy: were they? did you ask? >> well, i feel like it was an implied gifting, you know, like, i just kept walking, nobody

stopped me. but -- yeah, no, i can't do any of the stuff that i pretend to do. >> jimmy: do you like the challenge of learning -- >> i love it. i grew up, i've got two brothers and we're close in age and my dad was an incredibly competitive -- he had -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> he had some quote from vince lombardi on his, like, in his bathroom, so, you can't go to the bathroom in his apartment without knowing that you have to be a winner to succeed. >> jimmy: really? >> it was an intense environment to grow up in. >> jimmy: while you're going number one, you learn to be number one. >> pee the best or go home, okay? you know my competitive streak very well. >> jimmy: i do. >> this is what we bonded over. we melt playing scrabble one time and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> we stayed up really late, until 4:30 or 5:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: it was later than that. >> okay. because i think we, you know --

>> jimmy: yeah. >> anything that you can quantify, or a ball. >> jimmy: we played scrabble and i beat you in scrabble. >> i don't remember it that way, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you really, like, i mean, i wouldn't say chased me around, but i think pestered me until we played scrabble again. >> and what happened the next time? >> jimmy: and then you beat me and i never heard you say the word scrabble since then. [ laughter ] >> i left a winner. i left a winner. >> jimmy: yeah. that was -- >> the sign said be a winner. >> jimmy: that was three years ago and we have not played scrabble. >> you want to go right now? >> jimmy: to hell with the rest of the show. i will sit here and we will bore the be-jesus out of this audience playing scrabble. >> i wish i didn't have that streak. it does seem a little adolescent now. i feel that way in almost all of the jobs that i take when, you know, you read it and you go, this seems like an impossible character to play. i don't know how to do anything

of that and in the back of my mind, i go, what, you can't do it? and i say yes and i figure out, i try to test myself. >> jimmy: that's what crazy people do. that's not a -- [ laughter ] that's not a normal thing. >> i think i need an intervention. like a friend of mine recently said, hey, i do this obstacle course race in tahoe. you have to come. it's 11 miles, you run around and you jump into ice cold pools and you jump over stuff and they shock you at the end. >> jimmy: what? >> and i'm thinking -- yeah. i want to do that. >> jimmy: why do they -- >> i took, like, a 16, 18-hour come mute from new york to get to tahoe to get knocked out by electric wires at 6,000 feet. >> jimmy: that's ridiculous. >> i couldn't agree more. i don't understand. i don't understand. >> jimmy: is your son like that? >> no, not in the least. >> jimmy: he's not? >> he's 10. he thinks i'm insane. he said to me, when -- i was telling him about this story, i thought it was hilarious. because i loved it and i wanted to do it again. he goes, well, dad, couldn't you

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back with billy crudup. okay, so, your movie is called "rudderless." it's a great story. and your performance in it is great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a tough story. >> it is, no question about it. but bill macy --

>> jimmy: he directed. is this his first movie? >> it is. but he's directed some tv -- some episodes of his show and he's absolute, you know, stud of an actor. anybody, you know, there's a group of people when you grow up that you want to emulate. their careers, their ability, like, he's able to do plays, he's able to do movies, he's able to do comedy, drama and he does it with incredible nuance. he's just a bad ass. i didn't know him because most of the bad asses steer clear of me, but so, when he called, i was like, i'll do, you know, whatever it is. and it was -- unbelievable experience for me to be apart of what i hope will be a really rewarding experience for people to go and see. >> jimmy: it came out great. >> inspiring story. >> jimmy: it's an angle i've never seen before. >> so it's about a guy who loses his son tragically in a school

shooting and he tries to recover from that and he doesn't -- he doesn't really know how. so, you discover him a couple years later and he's trying to drink himself to death in a boat and he discovers some of the old music that his son had written and starts to kind of find a new bond with that relationship. and decides to drunkenly play it one night at a bar and a young guy played by the great actor, anton yelchin -- >> jimmy: he was great. >> he's fantastic. he likes the music so he tries to befriend him and they play the music together and it's about him recovering from an awful tragedy through the music. and it's beautiful music. >> jimmy: it is. who wrote the music? >> it's a really harold tone to capture, but they did it in an expert way and -- >> jimmy: you could wind up having a hit single, i think. >> listen, man. i can't wait for that to happen.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> seriously. all of my friends who -- you know, i've known since i started acting can sing like crazy. and they're on broadway. the idea that i would have a song on a cd must be -- >> jimmy: would drive them insane. >> out of their skulls. >> jimmy: and that's what makes you happiest. when you upset those around you. >> this that's what they're getting for christmas. >> jimmy: you do a lot of theater acting. >> i do. >> jimmy: i resent the fact you do that. i think you're great at it but i think it's ridiculous. if you can do movie, you do all the movies. you don't want to do any movies. >> i just did a movie. >> jimmy: every once in awhile you do a movie. you turn all these movies down. >> i don't turn movies down. >> jimmy: stop turning movies down. >> i promise. offer me a movie and i'll take it right now. >> jimmy: okay. i would like you to play shirley temple. >> i told you, i like a challenge. older or younger? >> jimmy: what other weirder roles have you turned down?

>> i feel like there was a string -- there was a period of time when it was only serial killers. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. i think i got david koresh. somebody asked me to do that and ted bundy and jim jones and then i had -- >> jimmy: i can imagine you at east one of those guys, by the way. >> oh, thank you. [ laughter ] >> i was offered charles manson a couple of times. >> jimmy: i can see that. i can see that. >> my favorite was -- i picked up the phone and it was my agent and the conversation went, um, hey, hitler? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> hitler? adolf? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are so hitler. you are really like -- >> thank you. that's sweet of you to say. >> jimmy: well, the movie came out great. do you want to stick around? this is the number one chef in

italy. >> i would love to. >> jimmy: billy crudup, everybody. "rudderless" opens in theaters october 17th. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ this collection is close to my heart. it's inspired by the city i love.

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he's so good to me. mom! this is amazing! i know. no fee. no. brian at citizens bank. he gave you a special deal? he's into you. sounds like it's time to get back out there. honey, anyone can get one deposit checking. besides, he's younger than your brother. eww. you got that right. one deposit checking. only from citizens bank. one deposit of any amount each statement period waives the monthly maintenance fee. >> jimmy: well, hi there. we're back. this is very historic tonight, because this is the first time a chef has ever brought recipes so complex that he's not even going to bother to try to teach them to us. we are that stupid. his book is called "never trust a skinny italian chef. "from modena, italy, please welcome chef massimo bottura.

this is billy, guillermo. you've been voted the number one chef in italy. >> almost five years all the guys, they put the number one chef in italy, so -- it's big. and quite important, also. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> considering always in the five best chef in the world. >> jimmy: and italy has the best foot of any country in the world. and i challenge any other country on that. >> you said that. you said that. >> jimmy: but it is true. >> i didn't. >> jimmy: we all know that it is true. >> you have in front -- >> jimmy: let me put my napkin on my lap and be kind of -- what have we here? let me put the book down so we can eat. >> memory of a bologna sandwich. >> jimmy: the memory? >> you know, after i came back from this experience in the

avant-gar avant-garde restaurant in spain, i learn the technique and everyone was like, so, what are you going to do? you are going to, you know, make a foam of more that della? i said, that's a very good idea. and, who didn't have bologna sandwich? >> jimmy: i didn't know you had -- well, i guess it makes sense you'd have that in italy. i imagine it's better than our bologna. we had a guy named oscar who made our bologna. should we taste this? >> yes, please. >> jimmy: what do we eat this with, a fork? >> you break this like this. as a sandwich. >> jimmy: all right. >> you go pure flavor, and then you eat. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is delicious. it is a bologna foam. >> and it's disappearing.

leaving the flavor, the perfect flavor inside there. >> jimmy: it is disappearing. into my large intestine. that's delicious. what else do you have for us? >> ah, we're going to have something super special. >> jimmy: eat the rest of your foam bologna. >> waiting for you. >> jimmy: huh? >> waiting for you. >> jimmy: that's -- >> going to make a la santa. the crunchy part. but just the crunchy part. >> jimmy: that's the best part. >> that's the best part. this is what i -- my reinterpretation of that. >> jimmy: what is that right there? >> it's -- in modena, where i live, is the place where there is slow food, fast car. and this -- >> jimmy: i like that. >> and this is the way we spend time. the way we spend time in -- on the table, you know --

>> jimmy: guillermo is from mexico. they havew shs ccars and fast food, right? >> we don't take too long to make that. we're kind of hungry. >> jimmy: again, you've put that in what looks like a whipped cream canister. >> this is just a bechemel. it is usually too strong. so, i'm putting -- it's made with parmesan, a little bit of nutmeg. and on the top, you have -- are you ready to serve? come on. >> you brought your own waiter. i like that. >> jimmy: that is the pasta? >> yeah, this is the pasta. this is what it looks like. >> jimmy: looks like the italian flag. >> exactly. that's the point. >> jimmy: guillermo may say it looks like the mexican flag. >> exactly, yeah. and this looks like the chips, too. >> jimmy: yes.

>> chips with bagawk mow lay. >> jimmy: how do we eat it? don't feed it to me again, that's weird. >> sorry. >> jimmy: that's all right. very good. and then you just pick it up? >> pick it up and eat it. >> jimmy: that's what i feel like doing. guillermo, i want to know what you really honestly think. because this is very fancy food. >> i care about your opinion, huh? come on. >> jimmy: that is great. >> that's good. >> this is very great. >> jimmy: yeah. it's really great. that is delicious. it's very light. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wish you were all eating this. >> i need your help, jimmy. >> jimmy: happy to help, yes. >> so, just whisk that. it's lemon from sorrento. >> jimmy: okay. >> in the meantime. >> jimmy: this has been whisked already. what i'm doing here is worthless.

>> just like this, please. >> jimmy: okay, all right, i'm whisking. >> so, this is -- >> jimmy: billy now wants to beat me in whisking. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is a very nice story. >> jimmy: okay. >> when we did this, this plate, we whereabout reren't ready for service. my japanese pastry chef dropped one of the two lemon tarlts on the table. and he wants to kill themselves. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i'm like, taka, taka, it's so beautiful, look at that. it's just a beautiful broke lemon tart and i said, taka, oh, yes, i think so. so we rebuilt the two plates in a perfect way, so that we were searching for the perfection,

rebuilding the perfection in a perfect way. >> jimmy: i'm exhausted over here with the whisking. >> come. leave it here. leave it here. >> jimmy: it fell on the floor -- >> no, it fell on the counter. >> jimmy: fell on the counter, you said, that -- >> we change the plate and we rebuilt as it was broken. >> jimmy: wow. >> but that is just the beauty of the imperfection. okay, just, with -- i'm going to show you one. >> jimmy: you just do it. oh, wow. >> a little bit. go. >> jimmy: keep doing it like that? okay. billy knows me well. okay. all right. >> that's it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we're going to put a little bit of ice cream in the middle. >> jimmy: all right. >> here like this, on the lemon. so, this is a herb ice cream. you have capers, you have oregano. the beauty of south italy.

>> jimmy: all there. >> and, you know, i would choose this for you, you know? this is beautiful. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. what you do is do this. >> jimmy: as if it had been smashed. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you're very weird. [ laughter ] >> it's not -- it's not beautiful? >> jimmy: it is beautiful. i like it. oh. all right. i'll help you. all right. >> amazing, thank you. >> jimmy: there you go. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: can we try it now? with a spoon, i guess? all right, all right. it's very messy. i like it already broken. >> because, you know, the messy part is the kid part. >> jimmy: it's delicious. thank you. i tell you, i have an idea for you. something you can think about. think about this -- chewed food. so, i eat something and chew it and put it on the plate and then you serve it to the people.

think about it. it's not that weird. thank you so much, chef. this is the book. it is a beautiful book. you can find the recipes on our website. "never trust a skinny italian chef." massimo bot tturbottura. we'll be right ba with weezer.

>> jimmy: i want to thank billy crudup, massimo bottura, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "everything will be alright in the end." it came out today. here with the song "ain't got nobody," weezer! >> i had another nightmare. >> go back to sleep, honey. everything will be all right in the end. ♪

♪ ♪ ain't got nobody ain't got nobody ain't got nobody ♪ ♪ ain't got no one to really love me ain't got nobody ain't got nobody ♪ ♪ ain't got no one to kiss and hug me i've been so patient all around the nation ♪ ♪ there ain't no one in all creation i'm living all alone nobody at home ♪ ♪ i try to fall asleep i really start to freak

my daddy loved me no one could touch me ♪ ♪ until he went up and left me lonely that's human nature we fail each other ♪ ♪ we keep on searching for another i thought i had a friend but she was just pretend ♪ ♪ she didn't have a soul nothing i could hold ain't got nobody ain't got nobody ♪ ♪ ain't got no one to really love me ♪ someone i could greet

when i come home from work ♪ ♪ someone who would smile and take away the hurt ain't got nobody ain't got nobody ♪ ♪ could you be the one to really love me ain't got nobody ain't got nobody ♪ ♪ ain't got no one to kiss and hug me do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ \.

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