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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night. presented by zzzquil and subway restaurants. tonight, psy and snoop dogg. plus, jimmy plays one-on-one with demarcus cousins. and now, in the paint, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy kimmel. this is our nba game night special. tonight, game two of the finals between the miami heat and san antonio spurs. this is exciting for us, because it's one of very few sporting events here at abc that doesn't involve dancing judges waving paddles at urkle. there's a lot on the line this year. the winning team not only gets the larry o'brien trophy, the winning team gets to drive a tank through donald sterling's house. [ applause ]
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this is -- the heat's fourth year in a row in the finals. interesting fact, either the heat, the lakers or the spurs have played in every nba championship series since 1999. and the clippers have played in none of them. [ laughter ] the playoffs -- the playoffs are odd to me. imagine in your boss said to you, hey, if you work really hard this year, in april, you get to work an extra two months while everyone else goes on vacation. you'd fake a heart attack, right? we have two special gelss here tonight, with a sneak peek at their new song "hangover," snoop dogg and psy are going to be with us. [ applause ] quite a combination of humans. psy is the gangnam style guy. snoop was in a gang, i guess. [ laughter ] i want to mention, before they get out here, snoop thinking psy is a figment of his imagination, so -- don't say anything. it seems weird that they recorded a song together, but actually makes a lot of sense.
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psy is the first about the u.s. to get more than 2 billion hits on youtube and snoop is the first artist ever to take more than 2 billion hits -- at home. [ applause ] and by the way -- there's a lot to choose from on television tonight. not only the nba finals, the miss usa pageant, game of thrones and the tony awards are all on tonight. we thought it would be fun to see if we could figure out who will be watching what. with a quick round of our audience guessing game, the pedestrian question. now, the way this will work is, we'll see a guy introduce himself and stop the video and try to guess if he's planning to watch game two, the tonys, game of thrones or the miss usa pageant. okay? let's begin. >> what is your name where are you from? >> anglo, from california. >> what will you be watching on sunday? nba game two, the tonys, game of thrones or the miss u.s. pasa p. >> jimmy: all right, the nba, the tonys, game of thrones or miss usa. what do you think?
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all right, let's see. >> i haven't really thought that far ahead. ah -- the pageant? lots of smart, intelligent women. >> jimmy: magicians love pageants. all right, next up is? >> ronnie, from texas. >> what will you watch tund sight sunday night? >> jimmy: what will he be watching? the consensus is game two. >> probably the tonys. >> who are you excited to see? >> pretty much everything. i'm a big musical theater nerd. >> jimmy: a regular nerd, too. finally, what is your names and where are you from? >> marlon, chicago, illinois. >> david, chicago, illinois. >> what will you guys be watching sunday night? nba game two, the tonys, game of thrones or the miss usa pageant?
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>> jimmy: game of thrones -- tony -- all right, we're split on this one. let's find out. >> oh, the tonys! >> tonys! >> no nba game two for you guys? >> we gay, girl, we don't watch nba. >> jimmy: why did you just come out of hooters? there you go. no one watching this game tonight. but stay with us, because tonight, i will do battle with demarcus cousins of the sacramento kings, one-on-one before your very eyes. and a match made in even, snoop dogg and psy when we come back. come on back. you know that dream... on my count. the one where you step up and save the day? make it happen. (crowd) oh no...
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[ female announcer ] sweet, chilled, creamy mccafé iced coffee from mcdonald's. wait! that's the teleprompter guy. [ female announcer ] another reason to love mccafé. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. "jimmy kimmel live" game night. in a few moments i'll go one-on-one with demarcus kouz suns of the sacramento kings. he's going down. join us all this week in primetime, and for our regular 11:35 show with robert pattin n pattinson, ice cube and cameron diaz, too. a good group. please join us. if your style is geared towards either gangnam or doggy, our guests have you covered.
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their new song, which they made together, is called "hangover." ♪ hangover ♪ hangover ♪ it's over ♪ hangover ♪ hangover ♪ it's over ♪ it's hangover rye to ma ♪ wake up in the morning ♪ do the same ♪ hangover ♪ hangover ♪ game over >> jimmy: you can see the full video on "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel. right now, please say hello to psy and snoop dogg! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, may i ask --
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first of all, welcome. how did this -- unbelievable pairing come to be? how did you two get together? >> ah -- so i called him and i said, can you feature on my song and he said, like, what is the tit title of the song? i said, "hangover" and he said, "i'm doing it." >> jimmy: he gives a lot of thought to these things. takes it under careful consideration. >> we never met before after song's done, so, i was in asia, he was here. >> jimmy: oh. >> and so he -- did his part in l.a., i did my part in korea. we were on the phone and we did it by internet. >> jimmy: unbelievable. you didn't meet until you shot the music video. >> jimmy: not really. >> and even then, snoop doesn't remember meeting you. [ cheers and applause ] you went over to south korea to shoot the video. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that fun? >> for me, it was awesome.
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i always wanted to be in a martial arts movie and i just felt like i was -- i felt like i was in the kingdom of it all and the stuff that he had us doing, the things that was going on around, just felt like i was in an action movie, i felt like i was a karate star. >> jimmy: how long were you over there? >> well, you know, i got to say this, because i really felt sorry about him, you know, while we were spending only 18 hours shooting the video -- >> 18 hours straight. this man doun't take a break. >> so, we all know he's really diligent, right? so, you know, every time he wanted to take a rest, but you know, we didn't have, you know, enough time. >> not a rest, but a break. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so, you know, exit to the green room and back, in and out. >> jimmy: you didn't have any time to hang out together at all, have any fun? >> unfortunately not. >> jimmy: wow. let's do that now. let's hang out, have some fun together. [ cheers and applause ]
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what do you want to do? i know something we can do. >> what? >> jimmy: excuse us for a second. come with me. i have a great idea of something fun we can do. just come this way. i think you'll -- [ cheers and applause ] so -- you guys like karaoke? >> i love karaoke. is that when you sing other people's songs? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love that. >> i came from of hometown karaoke. >> jimmy: this is great then! my mom will drive us! mom? >> moms? >> jimmy: she got music? . >> i'm sure she does. mom, will you drive us to karaoke? >> sure. >> how you doing, mom? >> good. how you been? happy to see you again. >> yeah. put your seat belts on. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to be rolling down the street -- >> yes, sir. which one are we going to, ho y honey? >> jimmy: the one on the corner.
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♪ all right. this is the place. >> oh, this is it? okay, well, let's see what it do then, jimmy. we're going to foul local you lead. thanks, mom. >> try to be back by 9:30. >> jimmy: 10:30. >> 10:30? all right. okay. >> jimmy: this is it. what do you think? what do you think? [ cheers and applause ] >> can i do a song for y'all? ♪ snoop doggy dog ♪ snoop doggy dog
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♪ from the -- ♪ ♪ ♪ gangnam style ♪ gangnam style ♪ ♪ >> what is he doing? ♪ >> let me see you dance. ♪ gangnam style
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♪ gangnam style ♪ ♪ gangnam style >> jimmy: were any of those words in korean? >> it sounded like corkorean. >> jimmy: you want to pull out the secret weapon? here we go. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is something we call the [ bleep ] collar nelar. >> is anybody drinking tonight? did anybody come in here with your friends tonight? i want to dedicate this to anybody that gham hecame in hera friend tonight. ♪ i never thought i'd feel this
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way ♪ ♪ and as far as i'm concerned ♪ i'm glad that i got a chance to say that i do believe i love you ♪ ♪ and if i should ever go away ♪ well close your eyes and try ♪ the way i feel for you today ♪ and if you can't remember ♪ keep smiling ♪ keep shining ♪ knowing you can always count on me ♪ ♪ for sure ♪ that's what friends are for ♪
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♪ can you count ♪ you can count on me ♪ that's for sure >> jimmy: i'm glad you finally got a chance to relax, snoop. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you, too, psy. we'll be right back. in the framily!m >>the more people we have, the more we save. he already owes me money for like 4 pizzas. >>we all get separate bills. besides, if you don't like gordon why did you invite him this weekend? i didn't invite him. he just, like, shows up! >>it's pronounced gor-don. hey let's go, honey ! those tacos ain't going to eat themselves over there. >>tacos! you look great, by the way.
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. you know, when i was growing up, i dreamed of playing in the nba, but unfortunately, i scored three points in the sure of league and then i quit the team. tonight, my dream will be partially realized when i go woun one with demarcus cousins of the sacramento kings! [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> how you doing? >> jimmy: very bare to accept this challenge. did you see what i did to stephen curry? >> i saw some highlights. >> jimmy: he won't be showing his face around these parts for quite awhile. you are very tall. you are very athletic. i'm neither. so, we're going to level the playing field, all right? demarcus, it is time for you to spin the eq-wheel-izer. now, this is loaded with handicaps for you that will allow us to play hopefully as equals. let's go through the wheel.
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you might have to be wrapped in bubble wrap. you might have to wear hulk hands. you might have to carry an egg on a spoon without dropping it. you may have to play a marching bass drum. you may have to wear shoes and socks on your hands. or, you may have to smith an office chair while we play. now, there you go. are you ready to do this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, demarcus. spin the eq-wheel-izer and see what your disadvantage will be. there it goes. [ cheers and applause ] are you nervous? >> not at all. >> jimmy: not at all. you should be nervous. i am very, very good. all right. here we go. and the wheel lands on -- oh, you have to play a marching band bass drum. are you ever played basketball with a drum before? >> never. >> jimmy: you got to keep drumming. you realize that, right? >> i'd be all right. >> jimmy: very good. when well return, demarcus and i step onto the hollywood boulevard hardwood for an epic
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one-on-one battle. we will be right back.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to our game night special. if you are just joining us, i'm about to go one-on-one againstc. and to make it fair, demarcus will be playing with a marching band drum. to all the action, we go now to the one and only marv albert. marv? >> thank you very much, jimmy. and welcome to tonight's one-on-one match-up, jimmy kimmel going up against cousins. what i'm told will be an
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historic showdown. let's go to our lead official, jimmy's cousin sal, for the opening tipoff. >> here it is. very simple. game is to three. you make it, you take it. you get a defensive rebound, you bring it to the top of the key and start over. you have got it? keep that drum going. understand? >> jimmy: all right. right or left-handed? >> left-handed. >> jimmy: left-handed. all right. >> jimmy better be very careful, demarcus, the nba's perennial leader in personal fouls. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> and technical fouls, so, watch out. >> jimmy: don't hit me with that stick. >> particularly with a weapon. all right, kimmel wins the tap and scores! what a move! i don't note about that toss, demarcus. i don't note about that one. out to the circle. sets up, switching hands on the dribble. and then puts it -- air ball. >> jimmy: getting killed by the drum.
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>> ball back to kocousins. for years, he averaged 18 poi s points, ten rebounds. ill never seen him go with this type of situation. playing with a disadvantage, but he's going to post up -- and he scores! i think he's got it down now. >> jimmy: i think i broke my arm. >> jimmy says he feels the height mismatch is actually to his advantage. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> he's very confident after that last shot. >> jimmy: i'll take that. i'll take that. >> kimmel sets up up top. oh, nice spin -- oh, he's rejected! an emphatic -- oh, a travel is called. traveling call after the blocked shot. some conversation going on here. cousin sal and demarcus -- oh -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> technical foul! jimmy to the line.
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kimmel's ball. demarcus cousins out of the university of kentucky, i don't think has ever played in the type of game. the hook by kimmel is way off. cousins controls. cousins backs it up behind the circle. kimmel looks a little fatigued. kouz scousins backs him in, he shoots -- and scores! a beautiful move. looks like jimmy kimmel upset. out of kentucky four years ago -- i don't think he thought he'd be playing this style of basketball. >> jimmy: all right, demarcus. >> it looks to me like jimmy is a little fatigued. beautiful play -- oh! he went for the second effort! that's the play of the game.
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>> jimmy: all right. >> you can see demarcus backing up. kimmel pulls it up -- oh! it's over! it is all over! what a finish by jimmy kimmel. demarcus cousins tried to go to the strategy, it did not work. >> jimmy: wow. i feel like i should be in the nba. wow. what an exciting game that was. you did really good, though, you were really good. >> congratulations. that was -- what you did at the end was -- i thought, unheard of. >> jimmy: i have to say, marv, demarcus, just like he's doing with the cameras right now, used that drum as a weapon. he beat me up pretty good on the elbows. and i feel like i won not just the regular victory, but the moral victory here tonight, as well. >> demarcus, you were saying earlier that you felt that jimmy's unorthodox tactics would bother you. was that the case? >> um -- i guess it was a fair
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game. he won fair and square. congratulations. >> he doesn't sound sincere. >> jimmy: you know what, i did win and i couldn't be happier. wait to thank you, marv. thank demarcus. i want to thank snoop dogg and psy. apologize to matt damon, he will be rescheduled for a later date. thank you for watching. game two of the nba finals is coming up next, right here on abc.
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♪ every game is a game seven. treat it that way. >> manu ginobili. hits the three! >> allen throws it down! >> this is the finals. we're playing the nba champion and we want what they have. >> james drives to the rim and finishes. >> cut it to two. this is what i dreamed of, being on the road, an opportunity to get a game one on the opponent's floor. hard drive, basically saying, nah, not today. >> throws it down! ag

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