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♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- heidi klum. david oyelowo.
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musical guest, carly rae jepsen. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 316, wichita! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome, hi, welcome, everybody, hey! welcome to "the tonight show." that's what i'm talking about, everybody. you're all here, everyone's made it. we're all part of this thing, we're at "the tonight show." hey, how you doing? nice to see you. oh, my god, we have a great,
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great show tonight. the one and only heidi klum is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you saw this. in a recent interview, donald trump was actually quoted saying that heidi is "no longer a ten." [ audience boos ] but heidi said the comment didn't bother her, especially coming from someone who was never even a four. [ cheers and applause ] trump is still picking fights everywhere. in fact, he recently said he won't eat oreos anymore because the company that makes them moved to mexico. [ light laughter ] then chris christie said, "does that mean i can start dipping them in salsa?" [ laughter and applause ] no. he goes, "just kidding, i already do." [ light laughter ] this has to be the biggest birthday of the year. i want to say happy birthday to bill clinton, who turned 69 today. that's right.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] or as bill put it, "i been waiting 68 years for this." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ when he heard there was going to be a 69 on the cake, he was like, "that sounds messy, but let's see it." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ hey, check this out, everybody. i read that a new trend at amusement parks is really high roller coasters called giga coasters that have steep drops up to 400 feet. here now to tell us more about this new trend is our "tonight show" correspondent who always thinks he's on a roller coaster, tj evans. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, jimmy. i'm super pumped. this is gonna be great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tj, tell me about these so-called giga coasters. >> oh man.
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here we go. [ laughter ] here we go, dude. >> jimmy: tj, tj, these giga coasters, they're known more for their altitude then for their speed, is that correct? >> this is gonna be so good. [ light laughter ] i got butterflies. i hope i don't faint, bro. >> jimmy: tj, tj, can you please answer the question, please? why is there this trend with roller coasters right now? >> holy crap, dude. here we go. here we go. >> jimmy: tj, tj, this is an interview, this is not a roller coaster. >> i'm ready. i'm ready. let's do it! >> jimmy: no, tj, stop. tj, please -- >> whoa! whoa! >> jimmy: tj, hey. [ cheers and applause ] you're not on a roller coaster. >> whoa! this is awesome! whoa! >> jimmy: can you hear me? stop this. stop this right now. >> oh, jimmy! jimmy, come get on the ride with me. >> jimmy: this isn't a ride. >> no, just get on. just do it. >> jimmy: okay, fine. >> both: whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! oh, that was amazing. >> jimmy: that was awesome.
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>> come on dude, you want to go again? >> jimmy: yeah, right after the monologue? >> yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: tj evans, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our correspondent who always thinks he's on a roller coaster. ♪ [ laughter ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] good show tonight. heidi klum is here. carly rae jepsen and david oyelowo. some news for travelers, here. the tsa's airport body scanners have been shown to be so ineffective, officials are thinking about going back to traditional metal detectors. while laguardia would just continue to just have a a scarecrow dressed as a cop. [ laughter and applause ] that should scare any people from doing anything fishy, isn't that right? [ laughter ] no way am i gonna get past it,
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right, larry? [ laughter ] these scarecrows will get anyone, stop anyone from doing anything crazy, isn't that right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] stupid people. stupid people, right? [ laughter ] these people are so stupid, right? isn't that right? [ laughter ] that's ten times we got freaked out. it's barry's height. i think barry's about this tall. barry's face is made out of straw. some entertainment news, guys. the co-director of "frozen" revealed he and his writing partner have started working on a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. news that the sequel is on its
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way generated a lot of buzz. just look at what people had to say. this girl said, "i'm so so excited for the new 'frozen' movie. i listen to the original 'frozen' soundtrack like ten times a day. i can't wait for new songs." and then her father said, "dear god, i can't go through this again. i'm not strong enough." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: let it go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, this made me laugh. a zoologist for bbc earth was explaining how hard it is to spot a blue whale in the ocean. but i'm not sure if i agree with him. check this out. >> it's quite exciting in one way. it's very frustrating in another that you know they're here, but you just jolly well can't find them. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's probably the ocean sneezing again. is that what's going on? [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's how you do it right there. that's bernard fowler sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] looking good, man! thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the guy has been singing with the rolling stones for 28 years. unbelievable, wow. 28 years. [ cheers and applause ] you can catch him performing here in new york city tomorrow night at the highline ballroom. bernard fowler, thank you for being here, buddy. good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.
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>> jimmy: he's got that voice. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead tomorrow night. she's coming to talk politics and make us a cocktail. rachel maddow will be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] she's a good mixologist. >> steve: a mixologist. day one. >> jimmy: plus, we have artie lange, music from -- oh yeah, get ready for this. you can clap for artie, too. artie's great. [ cheers and applause ] artie's always fun. it's just a fun month, so we just -- we just called some of our friends because we said, let's make it like a mixtape month where we called our friends, see who's in town and wants to do something fun. and so we called our pals, the doobie brothers, and we said, you guys want to come down and jam out and do some songs with michael mcdonald together? we'll get michael mcdonald and the doobie brothers? and they're like, "no." [ laughter ] but anyways, they finally -- we talked them into it. michael mcdonald and the doobie brothers will be here tomorrow night! [ cheers and applause ] they're going to do a medley of stuff. bernard, you ever work with the doobie brothers at all? >> no. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. [ laughter ]
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that's how difficult is it to get the doobie brothers. >> steve: that's how cool this is. >> jimmy: they don't work with anyone. yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: so i called up michael. i was like, "dude, do you want to come --" first of all, i called him up, he's like -- [ phone dialing ] [ michael mcdonald impression ] "hello, who's this?" [ laughter ] i go, "michael, michael, it's jimmy." "sorry man, you just woke me." i go, "oh, my god i didn't know you were taking a nap during the day." he's like, "it's not during the day. i'm in italy." i go, "oh, sorry. hey, how are you doing, man? do you want to come on and do the show with the doobie brothers?" he's like, "yeah, yeah, yeah." [ laughter ] >> steve: he said yeah, yeah, yeah? oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you remember the song we made up? what was that song we made up the other day? [ singing gibberish like michael mcdonald ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: bernard, you wanna hop in?
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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bernard fowler, michael mcdonald impersonator. but first we have a fantastic show tonight. gosh, we love her so much. from "project runway" and "america's got talent," the lovely heidi klum is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. come on. >> jimmy: come on, that's all you need. >> steve: come on. that's it. >> jimmy: heidi and i are going head-to-head in a game of box of lies. ooh! [ cheers and applause ] plus, he just received an emmy nomination, a couple emmy nominations, for his role in the hbo movie "nightingale." david oyelowo is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we got great, great music from carly rae jepsen! >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really ♪
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♪ i really really really really really really really really really really really really ♪ ♪ really really really really really really really really really really really really ♪ ♪ really really really really really like you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the best! >> steve: carly rae mcdonald. >> jimmy: yeah. "run away with me" is the name of her new jong. [ laughter ] >> steve: her jong? i'm sorry, i didn't catch that. her jong? >> jimmy: i read something that really disturbed me. [ laughter ] >> steve: what did you read? what did you read? [ laughter ] >> questlove: this is a moment. >> jimmy: american kids are ranked 30th -- [ laughter ] american kids are ranked 30th
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in the world in terms of math skills. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: nobody seems to know how to turn this thing around. i think the problem is that today's kids just can't relate to old-fashioned things like numbers. [ laughter ] so we've updated math to make the equations more about stuff that modern kids can relate to in a new segment called popular mathematics. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ popular mathematics mathematics ♪ >> jimmy: let's take a look at our first equation, here. see, if you take a football, plus skeletor, it equals tom brady's courtroom sketch. >> steve: oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] he-man! >> jimmy: one of best-looking looking dudes in the world. [ laughter ] she was probably tired. here's another one here. you larry david plus vermont, it equals bernie sanders. [ laughter ] >> steve: i see how it works now. >> jimmy: watch. if you take velveeta plus
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wiz khalifa, it equals cheese whiz. [ laughter ] everybody loves -- >> steve: kids love that, too. >> jimmy: i dip it hot, i dip it cold. >> steve: yeah. i'm making nachos. >> jimmy: i put my oreos in it, man. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's another one, here. it's abraham lincoln, plus running in short shorts equals lincoln chafee. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] you understand? >> steve: it's political. it's a political thing. yeah. i don't see why this isn't sweeping the country with kids. >> jimmy: it is, it is. if you take crayola plus crayfish, it equals cray cray. it's very simple. [ applause ] here's another one, here. if you take grumpy cat plus grumpy dog plus donald trump, it equals grumpy trumpy. [ laughter and applause ] grumpy trumpy, man. >> steve: beautiful. >> jimmy: if you take a single mom plus a new town plus a a handsome doctor, it equals a a lifetime movie. >> steve: aww. [ laughter and applause ]
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>> jimmy: always good. i watch them all the time. >> steve: new math, yeah. >> jimmy: and finally, if you take bugs bunny, you add cocaine, it equals the trix rabbit. there you guys have it. that's all the time we have for popular mathematics. we'll be right back with heidi klum, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ who says families have to share data? these guys, that's who but at t-mobile you can get four lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just $30 bucks a line 10 gigs for each and every one of you we'll even pay your family's switching fees up to $650 bucks per line so you can get 10gigs for all, today and it's only from t-mobile a good host, is a good host ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the emmy award-winning co-host of "project runway", which airs thursdays at 9:00 p.m. on lifetime. she's also the judge on the hit show "america's got talent" which airs live tuesdays and wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome heidi klum! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.
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hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show. >> that's my favorite bit, smooching you forever. >> jimmy: well, it's very european. i don't know what's the number. >> to be honest, in germany, we don't do it at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> people always think the germans, because i'm from europe, we always kiss on the cheek. >> jimmy: no. >> so not a german thing to do. >> jimmy: you like a polka. you're like, "hi, hi." [ polka noises ] [ laughter ] >> we don't all wear -- that's very bavarian. >> jimmy: yes. but, no. so -- >> i come from cologne, so we don't really have that there. >> jimmy: i bet it smells beautiful there. [ laughter ] >> it does. smells like cologne, yes. i see that your fingernail is making an appearance today. >> jimmy: i asked you not to bring that up, but yeah. [ light laughter ] >> it's been in hiding for a a while. >> jimmy: it's been in hiding. yeah. you tried to show me -- >> poor you. >> jimmy: a disgusting video and i asked you not to show it to me. and you did it anyway. >> i did it anyway, because i
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lost both of my toenails. i was running and you know when your nails are too long and they jam in front of the shoe. >> jimmy: no, i don't. >> and they bruise. >> jimmy: no. >> and then they lift it off like a little toupee. so they were kind of like this. [ laughter ] it was horrible. >> jimmy: no. you act like it's cute. when you say like, "a little toupee." your toenail is being pulled off of your foot. [ light laughter ] >> i didn't want to do it myself because i didn't -- >> jimmy: who do you talk about? yeah. >> so i went to the podiatrist. >> jimmy: sure. >> and obviously i had to videotape this, because it was just so gross. i had to show my kids. >> jimmy: oh my god. they think it's cool? >> well. >> jimmy: no. they're grossed out. >> they kind of did. >> jimmy: your kids love you, man. whatever you do, they just love you. here you're showing up at a a taylor swift concert. walking out with taylor, acting all cool. come on. >> well, you know. i love taylor. >> jimmy: i never get invited. >> i love taylor. >> jimmy: i love taylor too. >> and she asked me if i would come out. so i said yes. >> jimmy: she didn't ask me to come out. so that's weird. >> she didn't? >> jimmy: no. >> and you have such great moves. [ light you do. >> ji
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>> i watch you when you do y lip-synci >> jimmy: yeah? >> you have very good moves. no one ever beats you. [ cheers and appl no one ever beats you. you're the best and you know it. >> jimmy: what do you do when you go to a swifty concert? you go there. >> well it was at the giants' stadium. so there's like, i don't know, 80,000 people in there and i've never been in front of so many people. it's amazing what this woman does, really. to have the guts to do this every day, all the time. >> jimmy: she's a performer. she loves to perform. >> and there's a whole world underneath the stage. you know? there's like this elevator and all these tunnels and changing rooms where all the dancers are and the band, the different people. so they're all up and down. you have to like run through a a tunnel and then you go into this elevator. then they shoot you up on the elevator. then there's 80,000 faces staring at you. it's frightening. >> jimmy: that's good, though. once you get introduced and you walk out, then what happens? >> i was just dancing. my kids loved it. they were right in the front. and they were like, "yeah, mommy with taylor!" >> jimmy: you can do that. yeah, i can't. that's why she doesn't ask me. they'd be like, "oh, my god, jimmy fallon." and i went up and did this. [ laughter ] >> why? >> jimmy: they'd be like, "oh, this is the worst taylor swift
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concert i've ever seen." >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: the elevator would bring me back down. [ laughter ] >> no. people want to see you. >> jimmy: this is awesome. this is great. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> come back out! >> jimmy: hey, it's broken but it's working again. this is pretty cool. it's broken. [ light laughter ] >> my kids thought that was very cool. and she was so nice. we went backstage afterwards and she took pictures with everyone. and my kids loved it. >> jimmy: do your kids know what you do besides -- i mean you have so many careers now. you started with modeling. now you're a judge on two of the biggest shows out there. you get nominated for emmy awards. congratulations, again. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're great. >> thank you. it is awesome. because, you know -- >> jimmy: people love you. i mean, did you ever think you'd be a judge on -- you're not a judgmental person. >> "project runway" is on the air now for 14 seasons. this is a pretty long time for any television show to be on the air. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> and to actually still get nominated. we were all jumping up and down. we were so excited. because there are so many shows
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out there. >> jimmy: sure. >> and people have a choice. and, you know. we don't have a lot of money for that show to be on. it's kind of like a small budget show when you think about "the amazing race." i mean, they go around the world. all the other, you know, type shows. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i'm always -- >> jimmy: it's just you and tim gunn? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. >> and designers. >> jimmy: that's all you need. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then "america's got talent" is exploding. now next door. it's at radio city music hall, the live acts. >> next week. >> jimmy: yeah. >> next week. you guys definitely have to watch it, because my favorite act is on. it's the regurgitator. i know i have been talking about the regurgitator. [ light laughter ] i'm in love with the regurgitator. he eats all these different things and he swallows them back up. throws them back up. >> jimmy: well, yeah. he throws them back up. >> regurgitates them back up. >> jimmy: he regurgitates it. yeah. >> unbelievable. [ light laughter ] it really is. >> jimmy: i mean, you're not going to go with -- i love it. he's a very talented man. but you're not going to go to a a show where a guy vomits stuff all over the place. [ light laughter ] >> no, it's not -- >> jimmy: well at least not for an hour. >> no, because it's not gross.
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>> jimmy: no. i know what he does. >> nothing else comes with it. >> jimmy: i've seen the show. he does a whole thing like -- >> it's not wet and yucky and gooey. and then he goes -- [ gagging noises ] and then it comes out. >> jimmy: then he pops it out and he solves a rubik's cube or something. yeah. i know. [ laughter ] >> it is -- it is pretty incredible. i have never seen anything like it. >> jimmy: has he ever solved the rubik's cube? >> no. i'm going to ask him that next week. >> jimmy: yeah, right? >> maybe have a tiny, mini, little one. >> jimmy: give him like a bar puzzle and have him barf up the two pieces. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know those ones, you're at the bar and you have to keep moving the things? make him swallow one whole. and then like -- [ gagging [ light lau then one piece comes out a then a polaroid of him solving the puzzle. [ laughter ] >> see, you love it, too! he really loves it. see, you love it too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he should spit a a polaroid to come out and have it develop. so he takes a picture in his stomach. it's the best. then i know for real that something is happening in his belly. >> no one wants to admit it, but i think everyone kind of does love that secretly. >> jimmy: i love it though. are you kidding me? it's my favorite. >> last night we had a guy on. he climbed up a 20-foot-high
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ladder. >> jimmy: that's a talent. [ laughter ] >> no. it wasn't one that opens up like that, it was just straight up. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. >> and mel, next to me, she's -- >> jimmy: how do you walk up that ladder? oh, my god. >> no, because it wobbles -- >> jimmy: cut to a firefighter just drinking a beer going, "are you kidding me, man?" [ laughter ] >> no, it was really -- >> jimmy: you've got to be kidding me! give me another beer. this is insane. bring out the dog act. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: it makes them throw up. yeah, yeah. no. just kidding. >> it was terrifying. because mel next to me was like, "oh, no, this is going to go wrong. [ laughter ] he's going to hurt himself. oh, no. he's going to fall. oh, no. he's going to fall." >> jimmy: that's her voice? >> i'm like, "stop it, because you're going to jinx it!" [ laughter ] "oh no, he's going to fall." you have to stop it! >> jimmy: you have to watch. you have to check it out, because i saw that. it's going to be fun. >> i thought he was not going to make it. it was nail biter. >> jimmy: everybody, you have to watch "america's got talent," everybody. heidi klum. give it up. [ cheers and applause ] "project runway." we're rooting for you for the emmys. do you want to play a game? >> i do. >> jimmy: please. all right. we're going to play "box of lies" when we come back.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back.
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i'm here with heidi klum, ladies and gentlemen! and we're about to face off in a game of "box of lies." [ cheers and applause ] now, here's how it works. upstairs there are a bunch of boxes containing objects neither of us have seen before. taking turns heidi and i are going to select a box, open it on our side of the table, out of the view of the other person. if you remove the object from the box -- oh you do. you remove the object from the box. show it to the audience, then look at your opponent and tell them what's in your box. you may be lying, you might be telling the truth. your opponent has to guess either lie or truth. if you guess correctly, you get a point. you guess wrong, the other person gets a point. okay, first to two wins. heidi, you're our guest. why don't you go select a box? >> what number? [ crowd yelling ] i heard three. [ cheers and applause ] this is kind of like medium heavy. >> jimmy: oh, medium heavy. >> kind of like medium heavy. >> jimmy: okay. >> whoops. >> jimmy: oops. >> whoopie. >> jimmy: whoopie. [ light laughter ] >> whoopsie. >> jimmy: whoopie. >> oh, wow.
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that's interesting. don't -- >> jimmy: i'm not >> peek. stay over there. >> jimmy: i'm not peeking. [ light laughter ] i'm not peeking. >> okay, are you ready? are you ready? in my box is a box with butterflies. you know those butterflies kind of like a shadow box and it has a little pin through it. you know those ones where -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and someone chewed a gum and stuck the gum on top of the box. >> jimmy: ew. [ cheers and applause ] so they put gum on top of a a butterfly box? >> it's a shadowbox. >> jimmy: yeah, it is a a shadowbox. i'm gonna say -- >> i think it's a moth or a a butterfly. >> jimmy: i'm going to say that's a lie. >> are you sure? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was a lie. >> jimmy: yeah!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] well, that's fireball cinnamon whiskey. >> let's have one. >> jimmy: really? >> why not? [ cheers and applause ] woo! okay. >> jimmy: you're my -- you're my best -- you're my best friend. [ laughter ] all right, i'm going to choose a box. [ crowd yelling ] it's light, light, light as can be. [ light laughter ] ♪ light, light box no one knows what's in said box except for me ♪ ♪ and i will see what's in the box finally ♪
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i'll see it now. and i got it. >> what is it? >> jimmy: it's a jello mode with -- >> what? >> jimmy: it's a jello mold with a justin bieber head. you know jello? >> yeah. jello mold. >> jimmy: sorry i said "mode," but i meant "mold." [ light laughter ] >> it's a jello mold and justin bieber -- >> jimmy: a bunch of justin bieber heads in it. doll heads. >> no. it's a lie. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you think you know everything all the time? [ light laughter ] heidi klum? yeah. guess what, it's a slinky with money in it. ♪ >> money. >> jimmy: one more. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> we are one one. >> jimmy: you go. yeah. we're one one. here we go, pal. [ crowd yelling ] >> i heard seven. i'm not even going to tell you if it's heavy or not heavy or whatever. >> jimmy: i can tell, because you did that when you said that. [ laughter ] so it is heavy. i'm assuming it's something heavy, a plate of some sort and there's something on it and it's -- yeah, it's heavy. [ laughter ]
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i couldn't hear anything when you placed it down. >> you couldn't? >> jimmy: no. no, no, no. that means maybe it's light or rubber. something made of rubber. [ laughter ] >> it is a burrito. >> jimmy: nope. try again. [ laughter ] try again. that's clearly a lie. >> i wasn't even done yet. >> jimmy: that's definitely a a lie. [ laughter ] it's not a burrito. >> so you're telling me to start over? >> jimmy: not a burrito. yeah. start over. >> this doesn't count. >> jimmy: start over. >> okay, okay, okay. [ laughter ] in my box -- [ laughter ] is a piece of moth. moss. not moth. is like a moss carpet piece. [ laughter ] square and it has kind of like plastic mouth on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so sorry.
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>> it has like -- >> jimmy: we air -- we air at a a certain time at night, but there is no way that it is -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: a moss with a mouth on it. [ laughter ] >> you know those -- lips. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and it makes that -- >> jimmy: okay. so wax lips. wax lips. >> it could be plastic. i'm not sure. >> jimmy: plastic lips on a a moth? [ laughter ] >> moss. >> jimmy: i'm just for the sake of the country say that is a -- [ laughter ] that is a -- >> i love this window. go ahead. >> jimmy: maybe you wouldn't know what the plastic lips are, because in germany they'd probably be made of chocolates. [ laughter ] >> or are they? >> jimmy: you're telling the truth! >> are you sure? [ light laughter ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, our next guest is a talented actor who just received an emmy nomination for his role in the hbo movie "nightingale," right there. which is available on blu-ray and dvd september 15th. he also stars in the new film "captive," which opens in theaters on september 18th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome david oyelowo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking -- he's got the moves. david oyelowo right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] please take a seat. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: david oyelowo, last time we were here i was talking about your name. not that it's that tricky to pronounce, but people do mess it up. >> well, you know, i actually, last time i was here i talked about how it does get messed up a lot. >> jimmy: yeah. >> how much my dad hates this fact. and he's here tonight. i -- my dad's here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you brought him here? >> my dad's here. >> jimmy: where's your dad? >> there he is. >> jimmy: hi! hey, dad! ♪ he's standing up. standing up. [ laughter ] no -- i love you. showing him love. oh my god. cute.
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last time we were talking about your dad. oh, i'm so happy you're here. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: 'cause i really wanna know. last time he was here, we said that he messes up everyone's name. >> right. everyone's name. did you see him just take a a standing ovation? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- >> i mean -- >> jimmy: no one asked him to -- no one asked him. >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't win an award, nothing. no. no one asked him to -- [ laughter ] he stood up. >> i love it. >> jimmy: what is your dad's name? he's a great -- >> his name is stephen. >> jimmy: stephen, there, right there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: stephen, welcome to our show. thank you for being here, stephen. [ cheers and applause ] no don't stand up! oh my god. ♪ no! hey! sit down! why does he -- >> yeah! >> jimmy: why does he keep standing up? >> he's standing up again. >> jimmy: why does he keep standing up? someone tell him -- >> now you see where i get it from. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell him to stop. >> wow. >> jimmy: why does he keep standing up every time i say that he's here? >> because why not. >> jimmy: i love you here. i love it. i won't do it, i won't do it again. >> jimmy: i have a show clip. you told me your kids are into youtube clips, all they do is
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sit around and watch youtube fail clips. >> yes. >> jimmy: anything fail. >> any kinda fail. >> jimmy: skiing fails. >> soccer fails, skiing fails. >> jimmy: soccer fail. and they say, "oh, look at this fail." >> yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: "look at this fail." >> yeah, they love it. >> jimmy: and so you, just for fun, you tried this. i wouldn't even try what you did. i wouldn't say it was dangerous or anything, but you tried to throw a basketball into a hoop. >> yeah. yeah, yeah. so we -- we were watching the fails, and then we also segued into the amazing, crazy shots. >> jimmy: the epic -- >> the epic, epic shots. >> jimmy: yeah. you either fail or go epic. >> epic. >> jimmy: yeah. exactly, yeah sure. >> it's one or the other. and so, we were at home and the kids were playing basketball. i was like, "you know, i'm feeling heroic." heroic dad moment. >> jimmy: but this is far away. this is not like a foul shot or a three-pointer. >> no, it was very far. it was very far away. >> jimmy: this is, like, you're almost a stadium away. >> yeah. >> jimmy yeah, yeah. >> and i had just had an operation on my ankle. >> jimmy: so you had this thing, you have this cast on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you tried this shot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but here's the deal. i think -- you haven't put it
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on youtube, have you? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: so we're going to do it. we're gonna put it on youtube tonight. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to call it "one-legged swish." >> okay. >> jimmy: so that's what you'll look up on youtube. "one-legged swish," 'cause you have a cast on one leg. watch this and freak out. >> daddy! go daddy! >> yeah! >> woo-hoo! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing! >> my time. my time. my time. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dad's not impressed. >> thank you. >> jimmy: your dad's not impressed. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: he's like, "yeah, whatever, yeah." >> he's not feeling that at all. >> jimmy: seen it. been there. yeah, he saw it. he's like, "ah, boring." >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, whatever, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's not impressed with that one. i am though by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so go head on youtube check that on out. now your kids will be checking you out on youtube. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. but any directors out there thinking of giving me a a basketball movie, it was a a lucky shot. [ laughter ] let's just be clear. >> jimmy: i think everyone knows that. yeah. who are you kidding?
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[ laughter ] nobody could have done that over and over again. yeah. but man, oh, man, can i tell you this right here, "nightingale," look at this. man, oh, man did you knock it out of the park, yet again. this one, ooh la la garcon. you produced it as well? >> yes, i did. i was one of the producers, yeah. >> jimmy: how did you find it? and have the script and -- >> it was a tiny little script, tiny little movie. it was one of those ones i read. it terrified me. but we made it as a tiny little independent. never in a million years did we think it would end up on hbo. fantastic director by the name of elliot lester. and i just knocked heads, this tiny little house in tarzana for three weeks, stayed in character the whole time to play this pretty out-there dude and here we are. >> jimmy: so happy you made it out of that character. [ laughter ] >> so am i. so am i. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's is david oyelowo in "nightingale." look at this. >> no, he would never say that. you're a liar. you're a liar! and you're gonna go to hell! you're gonna go to hell and you're going to rot!
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>> royce, you better put him on the line. you better put him on the line or there are going to be consequences. there are going to be consequences you can't possibly imagine. if you think i am going to let you stand in the way of our friendship you are very much mistaking. >> and you have opened up pandora's box and you are going to regret this day for the rest of your life! if you think i've come all this way only to turn back empty-handed, you are unimaginably naive! ah! >> jimmy: ah! [ cheers and applause ] david oyelowo! [ cheers and applause ] "nightingale" is available on blu-ray and dvd september 15th. "captive" opens in theaters september 18th. there's his dad stephen in the audience once again, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ carly rae jepsen performs after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a grammy nominated singer-songwriter whose new album "emotion" is earning some of the best reviews of her
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career. well done. performing "run away with me" please welcome carly rae jepsen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you're stuck in my head stuck on my heart stuck on my body body i wanna go get out of here ♪ ♪ i'm sick of the party party i'd run away i'd run away with you ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ this is the part you've got to say all that you're feeling feeling ♪ ♪ packing a bag we're leaving tonight when everyone's sleeping sleeping ♪ ♪ let's run away i'll run away with you ooh ♪ ♪ cause you make me feel like i could be driving you all night and i found your ♪ ♪ lips in the street lights i wanna be there with you
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ooh ♪ ♪ baby hey take me to the feeling hey i'll be your sinner in secret hey ♪ ♪ when the lights go out run away with me run away with me ♪ ♪ baby hey every single minute hey i'll be your hero i'm winning hey when the lights go out ♪ ♪ run away with me run away with me ♪ ♪ up in the clouds high as a kite over the city city we never sleep ♪ ♪ we never tried when you are with me with me i wanna stay ♪ ♪ i wanna stay here with you ooh ♪ ♪ cause you make me feel like i could be driving you all night and i'll find your lips in ♪ ♪ the street lights
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i wanna be there with you ♪ ♪ oh baby hey take me to the feeling i'll be your sinner in secret hey ♪ ♪ when the lights go out run away with me run away with me oh baby hey ♪ ♪ every single limit hey i'll be your hero i'm winning hey when the lights go out ♪ ♪ run away with me run away with me ♪ ♪ hold on to me i never want to let you go run away with me oh run away with me ♪ ♪ over the weekend we can turn the world to gold run away with me oh run away with me ♪ ♪ we can turn
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the world to gold oh ♪ ♪ oh my baby take me to the feeling hey i'll be your sinner in secret hey when the lights go out ♪ ♪ run away with me run away with me oh baby every single minute ♪ ♪ i'll be your hero i'm winning when the lights go out run away with me ♪ ♪ run away with me [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. hey. carly rae jepsen! [ cheers and applause ] "emotion" is out this friday. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to heidi klum, david oyelowo, carly rae jepsen! [ cheers and applause ] bernard fowler! and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. buh-bye. buh-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- keegan-michael key, from "american ultra," actor tony hale, music from ms mr, featuring the 8g band with jimmy chamberlin. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very good to hear. let's get to the news. when confronted by reporters yesterday about her ongoing e-mail scandal, hillary clinton had this to say. >> i -- i'm -- i'm not -- you know, i don't -- i have no idea. that's why we turned it over. >> you were in charge of it.

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