[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- claire danes, little league star, mo'ne davis, musical guest, fences featuring

macklemore and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 118! ♪ >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. that's very, very nice. thank you so much, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it right here! [ cheers and applause ] you're here, you're here, you're here. welcome to the show, everybody. here's what people are talking about. i want to say happy birthday to our pal new jersey governor,

chris christie, who turns 52-years-old tomorrow. happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] and this is cool. the star of tlc's show "cake boss" is actually making the cake for chris christie's birthday party. [ laughter ] that's correct. yeah, in fact, i hear he is even making the cake in the shape of christie's favorite thing -- cake. [ laughter ] it's just great. of course, it's going to get weird when his family's like, "no, no, you're supposed to blow the candles out before you eat it, chris." [ light laughter ] they didn't like that one. >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right now, governor christie is on a trip to mexico to meet with the mexican president. that's right. [ laughter ] and while he was down there -- don't laugh at everything. [ laughter ] just wait until i get to the punch line. then you -- [ laughter ] he's meeting with the mexican president. and while he was down there, he said the u.s. needs to export more natural gas to other countries. and so, when asked how he plans to do that -- [ laughter ]

-- christie said, "burritos, enchiladas. whatever it takes, i'll just do it. whatever it is, i'll take one for the team." [ cheers and applause ] actually i'll take five for the team. i saw that president obama met with prince charles yesterday during his trip to wales. no word on what they talked about, but i'm sure they both heard it loud and clear. [ laughter ] "you don't have to yell. stop yelling." [ in an english accent ] "i'm not yelling actually. you're the one yelling." [ normally ] "i'm actually not. i'm talking like i'm standing in the front row of burning man." [ laughter ] [ in an english accent ] "please, i'm going to have to put these bose noise canceling headphones on to have a a conversation with you. sorry, sorry. i'm hearing a butterfly flap its wings in australia." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, things aren't looking good for the president right now. in fact, the white house has decided not to send obama to campaign in battle ground states because of his low

approval rating could hurt democrats. yes, they're only sending him to where he can't do any damage, or as that's also known, the biden circuit. [ laughter ] toronto mayor rob ford is back in the news after he dropped out of two -- [ cheers and applause ] -- i'm happy too. i'm always happy when he's in the news. well, he dropped out of two debates that were scheduled for this week. and the representative for ford said, quote, "something came up in his schedule." [ laughter ] so, we got ahold of his schedule. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, look at this. "get high and punch a fire hydrant." [ laughter ] he crossed out debate. there'll be plenty of debates. [ light laughter ] check this out. aarp has released a new easy-to-use tablet aimed at seniors who don't know how to use an ipad. [ light laughter ] or as seniors put it, "how's the cloud security? i don't want my nudes out there." [ laughter ]

"there's one where my top's off my duesenberg if you know what i'm talking about." >> steve: awoogah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's a great idea though. there's a tablet that's aimed at seniors. they even came out with their own apps that are targeted at seniors as well. let me show you a few. first there's "early birds." [ laughter and applause ] next, we have "iprunes." [ laughter ] after that, we got "napchat." [ laughter ] then, we have "words with whatever friends you have left." that's -- that's not good. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! hey! whoa, hey! hey! >> jimmy: next, there's "iheartpills radio." that's good. [ laughter ] after that, we have "5% tip calculator." [ laughter ] and finally, there's "flappy everything." because you know grandma gets -- [ laughter ] i think they're great. i think they're great apps. [ applause ] this is kind of cool.

researchers in denmark have discovered a new type of sea creature that looks like a a mushroom. yeah, here it is. no. [ laughter ] one researcher was like, "actually, that kind of looks like a -- mushroom. [ laughter ] it looks like a mushroom." [ laughter and applause ] mushroom? here's a weird story here. a wildlife center in china revealed that one of its pandas actually faked her pregnancy so that she could get more food. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i guess zoo keepers knew she was faking when they caught her at a nightclub smoking. [ laughter ] and they go, "hey, i thought you said you were pregnant." it's just an e-cig. [ laughter ] i feel bad for this lady here. this week, a news station in southern ohio sent a reporter out to cover a big storm. and just, watch this. >> reporter: a lot of lightning and heavy rain in the area. gabrielle?

[ laughter ] >> hey, laticia, the wind is -- blowing very hard. it just broke my umbrella. i'm soaking wet. the lightning is, uh -- very bright. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you heard it here, folks. rain is wet and lightning is bright. [ laughter ] okay, we understand the lightning is very bright. gabrielle, is the rain wet? [ laughter ] "yeah, the wind is blowing and --" [ laughter ] well, you just keep holding that metal rod up in the storm. don't worry about it. you'll be all right. [ laughter and applause ] keep that camera rolling, damn it! get this. a company in washington state called "whooshh innovations" has invented a cannon that can shoot salmon across the river to help them get past a dam. [ laughter ] that story again --

weed is definitely still legal in washington state. [ laughter and applause ] we gotta make a fish gun, man! shooting fish! [ laughter ] >> steve: ready? load it up! [ bubbling sound ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> damn. >> jimmy: no, you shoot over the dam. >> steve: oh, man. [ laughter ] dave's not here. >> jimmy: and finally, i saw that lego has passed mattel to become the largest toy company in the world. it got even worse when barbie came home and found this. it's not what it looks like! it's not what it looks like! [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! ho! everybody, it's friday.

but make sure to tune in again next week. we have fun shows coming up and some incredible musical guests. i'm talking performances from alicia keys, the replacements. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: the replacements! >> steve: come on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they haven't been on tv in like 25 years. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: the replacements will be here. luke bryan will be here and chris brown. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. she's a great actress who is back with a new season of homeland. claire danes is here! [ cheers and applause ] she's always great. one of our pals. plus, this girl just lit it up last month at the little league world series. from philadelphia, pennsylvania, mo'ne davis. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] you can't laugh at philadelphia. >> jimmy: you can't mention philadelphia without the roots clapping and laughing. >> steve: you can't mention

philly cream cheese. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: why are you doing the fat albert laugh? >> steve: because they're from philly! the junkyard was located in philadelphia. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to talk to mo'ne. she is really, really cool and really cute. and then we're going to try -- she's going to try to strike me out. i think we all know what's going to happen. [ laughter ] we're about to see a little girl cry on national television. >> steve: please don't cry. >> jimmy: no, i won't. no, i'm talking about -- [ laughter and applause ] i'm talking about -- and we have music from fences featuring macklemore. oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they sounded great in rehearsals. that going to be fun. i like those guys. today, is friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank you notes. i was just running a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm running a bit behind. so, i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you

notes right now. is that cool with you, guys? is that fine? [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. thank you very much. hey. james, could i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] he's a lot of fun to hang out with. >> steve: such a drag, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's so fun. we take him to like office picnics and stuff. >> steve: oh, oh. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. and like, he hops out of the basket and go, "surprise, everybody!" [ laughter ] that's what he always does. that's what he always does. >> steve: that's what he does because he's a little cutie. >> jimmy: he always does that. [ laughter ] surprise! >> steve: hey, i'm here! it's james! i'm just a little cutie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was hiding in the basket the whole time. >> steve: you didn't see me. you thought i was a -- >> jimmy: i just wanted to hand these out, some sandwiches. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, i need some more sammiches. oh, no! it's james! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why we all have these weird accents, y'all? >> steve: i don't know! that's how we talk in

jamesylvania! >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: i have an album. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, clouds, for sometimes looking like animals. and thank you, iclouds for sometimes looking like naked celebrities. [ laughter ] the whole time. they all look different. >> steve: totally different. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, arianna grande, for sounding less like a pop star and more like an exotic starbucks order. [ laughter ] hey, i'll take one arianna grande. what's that? he'll take an arianna venti. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, all these back to school photos on my facebook feed, for giving me a much needed break from seeing people dump ice on their heads. yeah, enough of that. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] been done! "gary challenged me, y'all." [ laughter ] >> steve: "so, i got to drop my brother's giant basket of sammiches." >> jimmy: "so, that's why i bought this giant basket of ice. i'm gonna dump it on my head. james! what are you doing?" "hi, y'all, surprise!" >> steve: surprise, surprise, surprise! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was hiding in the basket for like three hours and y'all didn't notice. >> steve: oh, my god. y'all didn't notice me. i almost i'm suffocated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i survived by drinking my own urine. >> steve: did you really? >> jimmy: that's right! [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cat tails, for being nature's corn dogs. [ laughter ] >> steve: call rick perry. >> jimmy: they do look like that. ♪ thank you, uber, for combining the safety of letting someone charge your credit card

whatever they want with the fun of getting into a car with a a complete stranger. [ laughter ] why woundn't everyone use this? it's brilliant! [ applause ] >> steve: uber! >> jimmy: uber! [ arnold schwarzenegger voice ] >> steve: get in the car! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where do you want to go? [ laughter ] >> steve: home, i guess? >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger? >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: why are you driving for uber? >> steve: because it's the best! it's uber! it's better than best! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i take you to the chopper then we leave in the chopper! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: throw in that pack of sandwiches! >> jimmy: [ babbling ] the chopper! >> steve: chill out, man. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, little stick of celery that comes with chicken wings, for tricking myself into believing i'm eating pretty healthy. [ laughter ] celery, a side of carrot sticks and 30 deep fried wings. >> steve: covered in sugar. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪

thank you, pencil sharpeners, for always making a good point. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: it's a thinker. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, yoga, for improving your memory, thus helping me remember how much i hate doing yoga. [ laughter ] there you go, guys. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with claire danes! [ arnold schwarzenneger voice ] claire danes is going to be here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest has won multiple golden globes and emmys for her work on the critically acclaimed showtime hit "homeland." it's fantastic. which has its fourth season premier sunday, october 5th at 9:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen please welcome claire danes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: claire danes! >> hello! >> jimmy: hello. welcome to the show. you look gorgeous. >> oh, well, thank you. >> jimmy: last time i saw you you were here you were pregnant. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so now you have the child. >> he has left the building. >> jimmy: yeah. he has left the building. no one says that. how old is he now? >> he's 20 months. >> jimmy: 20 months. i'm doing the math. >> four months shy of two years. two whole digits. >> jimmy: wow. >> i know! he's like a person. >> jimmy: what does he do? what is he into? >> he's walking. he's ambulatory, which is very -- thank god, that took a long time. >> jimmy: you wanted him to walk? >> i did. and you know what? it's better. everybody was warning me about the horrors of walking. >> jimmy: i'm making my baby not walk. >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: i am teaching her how to use a jazzy.

cruises around supermarkets in one of those jazzys. [ laughter ] she's getting pretty good at it. >> she's an american! >> jimmy: exactly. there you go. she is 1-year-old. very talented baby. >> yeah. no, no. i'm into it. 'cause i don't have to take the stroller everywhere. it's just like less stuff. >> jimmy: yeah the stroller is a lot. >> there's so many accoutrements, yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever successfully folded the stroller? i don't think it is possible. it is like a rubik's cube. something moves, something moves, i know it's not safe for the baby now but something just moved. or click the handles all the way down like, "all right, honey, let's go. we're going to the park. let's go. here we go." take the baby out for a little stroll. >> yeah. you just make it worse. >> jimmy: babies are going past on her jazzy like, "get a life old man." [ laughter ] but i herd he's into fist bumping, right? >> yes. he fist bumps everyone. >> jimmy: come on. >> but like compulsively. like, he's really anxious. he has to get every single person in the room. >> jimmy: really? >> he would not, no audience member would be left behind. >> jimmy: he fist bumps -- >> every single one. >> jimmy: --tiny little fists? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like with the crew?

>> the crew, yeah. he's thorough, man. he is thorough. >> jimmy: you must be great with kids because you grew up in a daycare. >> i did, yeah. i grew up in new york on crosby street. it was called crosby kids. mymom ran a pre nursery school in our home. so there were six kids in the morning and six kids in the afternoon. there was a cubby in our lobby. yeah, full on. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a lot. what is a daycare, what is that like? >> there were just raisins everywhere. [ laughter ] everywhere. >> jimmy: that sounds about right. yeah, yeah. hidden raisins. finding raisins places. that's another raisin. absolutely. yeah. >> a lot of raisins, a lot of diluted apple juice. and kids would just stop in the middle of the room and go -- [ laughter ] like all the time. do you not know that face? when they stop moving and they get real serious? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i know the face. now i know the face. oh, honey, it's happening right now. it's happening. it's happening. >> they get like, red eyebrows. >> jimmy: they look like rob ford. [ laughter and applause ]

be careful. rob ford. let's go change and we'll go to the debates, yeah. >> that's what he was busy doing. >> jimmy: believe it or not, i was doing some research on you and it's been 20 years since "my so-called life." >> yeah. >> jimmy: the 20th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] that's amazing, right? that went fast. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: and everyone talks about it. i mean, it's a cult following. it's the biggest. are you psyched that people still talk about it? >> it's kind of amazing. i'm totally psyched. it's so wonderful and surprising. i mean, we didn't even make it through a full season. we only shot 19 of 22 episodes. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were canceled. >> we were canceled! we were -- we failed. >> jimmy: that's a loser show. >> a total loser show. but it has this incredible afterlife. and it just got bought by so many different cable stations and i now have friends with teenage kids who are just discovering it and connecting with it. and still relevant. it's so wonderful, so cool.

>> jimmy: do you ever get to see the cast or anyone from there? >> yeah, no, we're still really close. i just had a barbecue in l.a. around emmy time. all of "my so-called life," all of "my so-called life" buddies came. and the writer winnie is like, a dear, dear friend. >> jimmy: a big barbecue? >> i, uh, a moderately sized 25 people. my parents live in santa monica and they built a yurt in the backyard, so it was like the yurt christening. >> jimmy: that's kind of fun. i'm just saying this because i was in l.a. >> oh i'm sorry. [ laughter ] you are welcome to visit any time. >> jimmy: i changed my email address i guess. i don't want to live in the yurt. i want to go to your house. you're gonna stick me in the yurt? come on. picking up raisins off the ground. >> "my so-called life." >> jimmy: the yurt years. >> yeah, but no, we were all together and it was great. we just all felt collectively so old! >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> well, yes, yes, yes! i was so little when i made it. >> jimmy: i think of you, i think of dramatic acting. but a lot of people don't know that you started in a sitcom

with dudley moore. >> i know. how unlikely is that? >> jimmy: i love it. i love dudley moore. >> i was a baby. i was 12. it was my first gig. and it was called "dudley." >> jimmy: a great title. >> no. it was a little more dud than ley. >> jimmy: what was dudley moore like? >> he was amazing. he's kind of exactly how you would imagine dudley moore to be. i mean, maybe a little drunk most of the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. maybe, yeah. but -- he's arthur. >> but um, you know, intensely charming and winning and warm and had a grand piano in his dressing room. and lovely, cool, cool. >> jimmy: i did a benefit before dudley moore at carnegie hall a few years ago. it was me and eric idle, and he did this thing i'll never forget. he was in a wheelchair. he was in the wheelchair and everyone sang happy birthday to him. and we started clapping for him. and he stood up out of his wheelchair. he was like this. he stood up. everyone was like, "oh, my god." people are crying. and he was like this --

like clap. clap for me. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter and applause ] the best bit i've ever seen ever. i saw him after the party. i was like, "dide, that was the funniest bit ever. no one thought you would do that at all" and then he hit a a home run. it was a great joke. >> but this is -- i was so little. i couldn't quite understand that there were different styles of acting or like genres. i was so earnest. i mean i'm earnest now, but -- >> jimmy: you weren't really into comedy. >> no. i was like finding the truth. [ laughter ] next to dudley moore. >> jimmy: next to dudley moore. >> a blatant, you know? >> jimmy: i want to see it now. i want to get a copy of "dudley." next time you come on we'll show a clip. >> oh gosh. there i am moaning and groaning. and being, you know, angst ridden. >> jimmy: oh come on, you were great. >> it worked on "my so-called life" but maybe not. >> jimmy: no, and people loved your acting on "homeland," obviously. you're hitting home runs there. [ cheers and applause ]

it's a great show all around. a great cast. but you're just fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're great. now what's happening with your character carey this season? suburban life, easy, fun, having a great time. >> no, she's -- little league. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, not so much. no, she's in kabul in afghanistan sending drones out to terrorists in pakistan primarliy. >> jimmy: cool. >> so they -- she's come to be known as the drone queen. so yeah, she's -- she's pretty cold. >> jimmy: no, yeah. right now is not, things are not going well there. >> no. she's -- i mean she's really, fairly traumatized by what happened at the end of the third season and she lost -- >> jimmy: don't spoiler alert. lost her keys. >> yeah. lost her keys. [ laughter ] lost her keys. >> jimmy: you owe me for that one. so are you going back to filming or are you done filming? >> yeah, no. we're halfway. so we've done six episodes. i'm on a two-week hiatus right now. i leave tomorrow morning at like, 4am. we have six more to go.

>> jimmy: i can't thank you enough for stopping by before you go back to work. >> my pant suit awaits. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: say hi to the pant suit for me. always good to see you my pal. >> so nice to see you. >> jimmy: claire danes. "homeland" is back october 5th on showtime. mo'ne davis joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ why do dogs eat grass? ♪ you know that our brains love junk food, but do you know why? ♪ there is a lot to be curious about in the world. ♪ how do you grow a beard? ♪ the world's most asked questions can be answered with science. ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a terrific young athlete and role model. last month she and her team the taney dragons from philadelphia, pennsylvania finished third in the u.s.

little league world series. she wound up on the cover of "sports illustrated." there she is. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome from the springside chestnut hill academy one of phillies' brightest young stars, mo'ne davis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: mo'ne, i'm so excited to have you on the show. this is fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: please. you look really psyched to be here. [ laughter ] yeah, thank you. that was much better. first day of school, was that yesterday? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. how was that? >> it was okay. i mean, a lot of people were pretty excited to see me. like actually shocked one of my friends -- i was walking and she was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like "we're friends." you don't get shocked when you see me. we're buddies.

are you a shy person? >> kind of. >> jimmy: yeah. you walk around with your hat down? >> no. i don't. >> jimmy: you don't go -- you're not wearing your baseball uniform when you walk around the hall? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what i would do. i'm on the cover of "sports illustrated," everybody. i'd be throwing around magazines at everybody. [ laughter ] >> i wish i could though. >> jimmy: that's not your move. but it was fun. they must be so proud of you. >> yeah, yeah, they are. >> jimmy: that's great now you go to school at chestnut hill academy. springside chestnut hill. that's in philadelphia. and that's a 90-minute commute for you. you live in south philly. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have any famous musicians from south philly? >> these guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're so proud of philadelphia and it is a great place. i love philly too. do you have a favorite cheesesteak? >> i go to lazaros. >> jimmy: oh, what's lazaros? >> it's at 18th and south. >> jimmy: oh, i don't know this one. >> you should try it sometime. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to. i know dalessandro's? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a good one. you can tell by the silence.

[ laughter ] it is a very, very -- kamal likes that spot. quest what do you like? you like tony luke's? >> questlove: i like tony luke's, yeah. >> jimmy: a big thing in philadelphia. people have gotten divorced over this. but you like lazaro's. you do a thing. you have a little superstition. do people know about this? so you have money in your -- >> back pocket. >> jimmy: and you think as soon as the game is over, i'm heading over to lazaro's. >> that's if i'm hungry which is probably after every game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do? and that's your go to is philly cheesesteak? >> cheese steaks or a slice of pizza. >> jimmy: who doesn't love pizza? what's your pizza joint? i don't want to give all your spots away. >> lazaro's also. >> jimmy: come on. i feel like now there's a a commercial for lazaro's. you either make a good philly steak or you make a good pizza. you don't make both. >> they make both. >> jimmy: no, no, not one of those combo places. it is too much business for me. i go, i want my muffler fixed. that's it.

[ laughter ] i don't want muffler and you wash the car. what do you do? make a philly cheesesteak, pizza steak? no, no. i don't do that at all. you have to go to a different place. i'll get you a different pizza joint. [ laughter ] i'm just kidding. have you seen our show before? do you like our show? >> i watch it sometimes. if i stay up. >> jimmy: now is the time in the show when we do random dancing. ready? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we've never done that before -- i just figured it would be fun. [ laughter and applause ] i figured it would be fun for you to do. come on, have to do it. you're so cute on the cover. i got to say -- blowing your cheeks out. i got to say is that your move? are you going like -- >> yeah. i try to get all my umph in to it. >> jimmy: i don't pitch like that at all. i go like -- [ laughter ] but you look cool and i looked in here.

i wanted to read this article about you. and then your making the face again. [ laughter ] and i'm like, that's your move. it's super fun. but, this is baseball. i should say so everyone knows this, you're the first girl to ever win in little league world series history. and then you're -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. that's amazing itself. that's so cool. and then you're the first girl to pitch a shutout in little league world series history. [ cheers and applause ] boom! cover of sports illustrated, that's what i'm talking about. i mean, lazaro's should name a a sandwich and a pizza after you. that's so fun. that's so cool. and life has just gotten crazy and turned upside down? are you still the same mo'ne? >> i'm still the same mo'ne. >> jimmy: but you can make a a little mo-ney. you know what i'm talking about? [ laughter ] i wanted to challenge you to a a thing. i don't really have a bet. but, i will make a bet. i'll buy you a philly

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're here with little league world series star mo'ne davis. oh, come on. give it up. [ cheers and applause ] now, i'm about to get some hits off mo'ne. but first i would like to introduce her catcher. these guys have been playing together since they were 7-years-old. from the taney dragons please welcome scott bandura. scott. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to see you, scott. thank you for being here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: first time on our show, right? >> yep. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: now, it's time for random dancing. ♪ [ laughter ] we're going to need -- that was mo'ne's idea. we're going to need an umpire so our announcer steve higgins is going to call balls and strikes. higgins, are you ready for this? [ cheers and applause ] here we go. now, everybody knows that mo'ne's got a killer fastball and a wicked curve. but, not everyone knows that i have a reputation as a great, great hitter. not a baseball hitter but a a wiffle ball hitter. so right now mo'ne is going to pitch wiffle balls and i'm going to hit them. ten pitches total. strikes count for mo'ne. hits count for me. balls don't count. whoever has the most strikes or hits and the end of ten pitches is a champion. [ laughter ] you get the free cheesesteak.

scott, that's not where the catcher stands, is it? all right, mo'ne. get ready. scott don't be -- this is unbelievable. he came out with an attitude as soon as you came out. all right. ten pitches. >> steve: hey, batter, batter, batter! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: back up, scotty boy! [ audience ohs ] that was aggressive. that was aggressive. >> steve: ball! >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. >> steve: oh! ball! almost hit me with the ball! >> jimmy: higgins. >> steve: strike! >> jimmy: calm down. i went too far. big deal. you got that one.

[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: strike! >> jimmy: throw one over the plate! [ cheers and applause ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh! ball! >> jimmy: strike? barely. how is my stance though mo'ne? decent? [ cheers ] what do we got here? do i have a chance at all? >> steve: 5-2. >> jimmy: 5-2. here we go. three more. >> jimmy: what was that one? >> steve: strike. >> jimmy: i got one? 6-2?

[ audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: strike! [ audience ohs ] one ball. two more pitches. hey! hey! >> jimmy: i didn't know where it was going. i lost count. sorry. time-out. >> steve: the umpire state building. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. all right. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] you're the best, pal. congratulations. our thanks to scott bandura, mo'ne davis from the taney dragons. remember her name! fences featuring macklemore performs next. see you guys after the break. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ah! come on! let's hide in the attic.

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and higher property taxes. under governor corbett, pennsylvania's been heading in the wrong direction. there's been no leadership and no vision. that's gotta change. as your governor, i will lead. and we'll move pennsylvania forward. we'll restore manufacturing jobs. close corporate tax loopholes. and make the gas companies pay up to fund our schools. after all, it's time to get pennsylvania moving again. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest will release a new album, lesser oceans, on january 13th. tonight they're here to perform their single "arrows" with a a little help from fellow seattle artist macklemore. please welcome fences! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ just escape my old man he kicked me out he kicked me out when i told him that ♪ ♪ i lived this way

i lived this way i lived this way i lived this way ♪ ♪ i lived this way i lived this way i lived this way i lived this way ♪ ♪ he doesn't own me he doesn't own me he doesn't own me he doesn't own me ♪ ♪ just escape arrows land we're falling arrows were falling arrows land we're falling ♪ ♪ arrows were falling the black rims align your face like a deer drinking water ♪ ♪ in a picture frame i swear to god i've seen those eyes the back of my lids ♪ ♪ when closing mine with clasped hands we shake it out we shake it out ♪ ♪ lace up boots and we walk away

i felt slightly connected to him ♪ ♪ and said now boy now you own me ♪ ♪ arrows land we're falling arrows were falling arrows land we're falling arrows were falling ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah, yeah he doesn't sleep so in truth ♪ ♪ he never wakes up another day rushing to his death out of breath on the ♪ ♪ treadmill of the famous he makes mistakes tells stories to his paintbrush and when the world ♪ ♪ finally sees his art he wishes that he never would have made it just escape ♪ ♪ just escape ricochets and eclipses faith living in a city with a grey umbrella ♪ ♪ over your shoulders and you're becoming suffocated by the weight can't hit those breaks ♪ ♪ this is what you wanted huh, but you got it all in vain cause you forgot who you are ♪ ♪ right as the world learned your name it goes ♪

♪ arrows land we're falling arrows were falling arrows land we're falling arrows were falling ♪ ♪ let me ash my issues ashtray is this asphalt american spirit black coffee conversations ♪ ♪ and a passport when god gives you everything everything that you ever asked for and it still ♪ ♪ looks a bit different than when you pictured it on that back porch and i'm gone world ♪ ♪ traveller all i got is my songs when the nights start blending into one another ♪ ♪ and i don't recall tom petty in this all i wanna do is free fall yeah free fall ♪ ♪ and i'm so caught up i'm caught up i'm caught up and i'm so tired swore that i wouldn't ♪ ♪ stare into the light and guess who tried it i'm blinded by this lime light ♪ ♪ this lime light it's all night it's all day these bright lights these bright lights ♪ ♪ once you turn 'em on you can't walk away don't die here don't die here ♪

♪ i came too far i'm too great but i'm too scared and i'm too afraid ♪ ♪ to stare this world into its face i'm almost home i'm driving lost ♪ ♪ my eyelids closed light turns to grey the cameras off the show is over ♪ ♪ you close the curtains and just escape ♪ ♪ arrows land we're falling arrows were falling arrows land we're falling arrows were falling ♪ ♪ i live this way i live this way i live this way i live this way ♪ ♪ i live this way i live this way i live this way i live this way ♪ ♪ i live this way just escape [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. fantastic! thank you so much. that was great. fences! macklemore! arrows is available at all

digital retailers, and the album "lesser oceans" will be out on january 13th. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to claire danes, mo'ne davis, scott bandura, fences, macklemore! and the roots from philadelphia right there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. buh-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- sarah silverman, actor and comedian, john mulaney, "ask fred" with fred armisen,