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>> it's not only a new kind of shark, it's a complete rethinking of how to design an upright. >> this is the kind of innovation people have come to expect from shark. the rocket has true no-loss-of-suction and enhanced swivel steering. but it's also ultra-light and can clean from floor to ceiling with ease. and the rocket does all of that without sacrificing deep carpet-cleaning power. what this. look at the way it just powers through all of that pet hair. look at the swivel action. it's so easy to maneuver. there is no other upright that can deep-clean carpets and maneuver like this. all right. now, over here, i'm gonna head over to the bare floor. so i'm gonna set it on the bare-floor setting. >> okay. >> and watch this. look how it picks up everything and maneuvers. this is so much fun. it looks like a little robot going after the dirt over here and the pet hair.

this happens all the time in your home if you're a pet owner. and look at this. i go to the next surface. no look at the way i can get into the grout, and, again, i have easy maneuvering. look at the way every single little particle that's in the grout here is able to be picked up. >> so, with the rocket, i was able to actually do all my hardwoods and my tile floor and my rug, and it picked up everything. [ chuckles ] >> this is really easy. you can go from vacuuming the carpets, and then with a quick flip of the switch, right to the floors and get all the rest of the mess on the floor. >> mark, you describe your new rocket vacuum as a true upright. but what exactly does that mean? >> when we say that something is an upright, we mean that it can truly deep-clean your carpets. the rocket is the very first no-loss-of-suction vacuum at eight pounds or less that can truly deep-clean your carpets. >> let's compare your new 8-pound cket upright to this full-size 15-pound dyson

upright. >> we prepared both these areas exactly the same way. we poured exactly the same amount of sand on both sides and embedded it deep into the carpet with a heavy roller. now let's see which vacuum does a better job of pulling out that sand. are you ready, amy? >> i'm ready. >> all right. let's go. all right. one...two...three... now that's four. all right. let's see how much sand we got. all right. you go first, amy. >> all right. okay. yeah. >> now look at what i've got over here from the rocket. >> whoa! >> is that incredible? wow. look at that. >> that's incredible. >> the rocket truly is the upright vacuum of the future. >> announcer: to prove the shark ultra-light rocket can really out-clean full-size

uprights, we asked these women to vacuum their own carpets and rugs with their full-size upright vacuum. then we gave them a shark rocket with a completely empty dust cup and asked them to go over that same area again, this time with the shark. results were astonishing. >> oh, my goodness. [ laughs ] >> okay, this is scary. >> pretty gross. >> [ chuckling ] oh, my gosh. >> i am super embarrassed. >> announcer: the ultra-light rocket proved that even though it's lighter and leaner than their full-size vacuum, it still has the power to pull out the dirt, pet hair, and grit their full-size vacuum left behind. >> it was incredible to see how much the shark rocket actually picked up after i had already vacuumed with the dyn. >> i cannot believe how much dirt actually came out of that rug that the first vacuum didn't pick up. >> i went over immediately after i'd used my other one, and i cannot believe what is left. >> well, i thought we were relatively clean around here, [chuckling] but i'm beginning to wonder. >> i am so grossed out. i'm gonna be cleaning all night long after all that. i cannot believe how much dirt

came out of my carpet. >> announcer: introducing the revolutionary shark rocket, the world's first no-loss-of-suction ultra-light upright that can truly deep-clean carpets even better than a full-size, $500 dyson. the secret is rocket technology that delivers more true no-loss-of-suction power efficiency than shark engineers ever imagined possible in such a compact and lightweight design, advanced electronics and micro transmission technology, true deep carpet cleaning, and enhanced swivel steering. but the shark ultra-light rocket upright goes beyond carpets. it's so versatile, it will change the way you clean your entire house. plus the shark rocket goes from an ultra-light upright to a powerful, lightweight, portable vacuum, making it perfect for quick pickups, no matter where the mess is -- on furniture, ceiling fans and vents, counters, drapes and windowsills, stairs, and if you have pets, you're going to love

how the rocket picks up even the clingiest hair and dander om your carpets and rugs, pillows, bare floors, furniture, and drapes -- practically every surface in your home. and when you're finished, the rocket stores away easily on this convenient wall mount. at only eight pounds, the rocket features an extra-long 32-foot power cord so you can ta all this cleaning power wherever the mess is. why would you use any other vacuum when you can have all this versatility, all this performance, in a leaner, lighter upright that never, ever loses power? compare the dyson digital slim to the new shark rocket. both are ultra-light uprights. both have no-loss-of-suction. both give you convenient, go-anywhere versatility. but the comparisons stop there because the shark rocket gives you more cleaning capacity, better deep-down carpet cleaning. in fact, the shark rocket actually cleans carpets better than a full-size dyson. all this for less than half the

price of the digital slim. at $400, the rocket is a real bargain, but you won't pay $400 for this phenomenal new vacuum. you won't pay $300. in fact, you won't pay even $200. no. the rocket is just five payments of $39.95. now that's an unbelievable value! but wait! that unbelievable value just got better. call or go online right now and shark will make one payment for you. that's right. the new shark rocket can be yours for just four easy payments of only $39.95. >> i know you're going to love my revolutionary shark ultra-light rocket upright. but if you're not happy for any reason, just send it back and i'll even pay the return shipping. but if you do order direct from shark, i'm going to give you my incredibly v.i.p. service guarantee. if anything goes wrong in the next five years, we'll take care of everything, even the shipping costs both ways. you pay absolutely nothing

guaranteed. >> announcer: along with your shark rocket, you'll also receive this 12-inch crevice tool, dusting brush, pet-hair tool, and handy wall mount for easy storage absolutely free. all this for only four payments of just $39.95. when you call, don't forget to ask about a very special offer on mark's rocket booster pack -- three incredible cleaning attachments -- the one-of-a-kind dust-away that combines powerful suction to pick up both big and small particles with a reusable microfiber pad to leave bare floors spotless, the amazing under-appliance wand slides easily into the tightest places to suck up the hardest-to-get-at dirt in your home, and the motorized power brush -- the ultimate weapon against imbedded dander and the clingiest pet hair -- all for one low, low price. and if you call in the next 20 minutes, mark's going to include his amazing dust-away with its incredible combination of true no-loss-of-suction cleaning and the dust-grabbing reusable microfiber pad absolutely free. that's right. you get this amazing bare-floor cleaner, part of the incredible

booster pack, free, but only if you order now. remember, you get all this plus the v.i.p. service guarantee that includes a five-year, full-service, in-home warranty with free shipping both ways. plus the dust-away attachment for bare floors. that's a total value of $300, all yours for just four payments of $39.95. this could be the best introductory offer in the history of vacuums. the rocket comes with a full 60-day money-back guarantee. shark will even pay the return shipping, so you have absolutely no reason not to call right now. the shark ultra-light rocket, the revolutionary new concept in upright design that's changing how people think about vacuuming. call and order yours now. the rocket is more than just an with quick-response swivelight steering. it also has a powerful cleaning head that goes around, between,

and way under rniture to get both your carpets and bare floors really clean. it's also a powerful portable vacuum that gives you that same amazing cleaning power off the floor. >> you know, the versatility of the rocket is really kind of amazing. it goes from down low, you know, underneath my cabinets or under my furniture or appliances to all the way up high on my high window ledges. >> announcer: and we all know vacuuming your stairs has never been an easy task -- that is, until now. the shark rocket introduces a whole new way to clean your stairs like never before. >> in the past when using my old vacuum, it was very, very difficult to vacuum the stairs because the vacuum was so heavy and so clunky. but with the rocket, it cleans the stairs so easily. it's the exact perfect width of the stairs. it's not heavy. it's very convenient. >> announcer: but to give the rocket ultra-light upright even more versatility, shark created three amazing optional tools you can't get with any other vacuum. these tools are guaranteed to

make easy work of three of the toughest, most challenging cleaning jobs around your home. >> bare floors can be really difficult to clean. most vacuums can't pick up the big stuff like cereal, and they never get off the fine dust and footprints. but we have a surprise for you. >> we definitely do. we call this the dust-away, but not because it only picks up dust but because it can also pick up larger stuff like cereal. it's got a washable microfiber pad in the rear and huge suction power in the front. watch how well this works. look how fast i can move that. >> that's great! >> isn't that incredible? >> that's really great! >> now look over here. there are footprints underneath on the floor, and then we put some other particles on top. and look how it just gets everything. all the fine dust, all the footprints -- everything comes up in seconds. you caswivel around wherever you need to. look how well this can pull

right to the edge. that's suction power. it pulls everything thugh. floors.st-away is built for bare look at that. >> beautiful. really, really nice. >> the dust-away is great, 'cause it kind of does two things at once. it picks up all the dirt even though there's crevices, and it also wipes the floor at the same time. >> you know, i love using the dust-away on my hardwoods. i know that it's being gentle on my hardwoods but it's getting them really, really clean. it's not only sucking up the dust. it also has that microfiber cloth and catches, you know, the very small, fine particles. and it leaves them looking beautiful and clean. >> let me ask you a question. how often do you clean under your appliances? be honest. maybe a couple times a year? >> who could blame you? the battery-powered dyson, the swiffer vac, even conventional crevice tools -- they really can't do the job. well, my incredible under-appliance wand eliminates that hassle and makes this tough job easy.

>> oh, i'm hearing good stuff. >> there's obviously a lot underneath there that i wasn't getting before. >> the under-appliance for the rocket did amazing at picking everything up. and this is just from underneath my stove, which -- that scares me. [ chuckles ] that is so nasty. >> until now, if your upright vacuum came with a rotating brush, it was actually just air-driven. with the rocket, we wanted to give you even more cleaning power, and so our new rotating brush is actually motorized. oftentimes, you can have allergens and other invisible things hidden inside your sofas and mattresses. here is a mattress that is really looking like it's pretty clean. you don't see very much there. >> yeah. >> but like in your home, there can be all kinds of stuff in there. but suction alone isn't gonna be able to get that out. you need motorized power that, when it goes onto the surface, it keeps spinning.

look at this. huge suction power, continuous rotating motorized brush. look at this motorized-brush power. look at this. okay? >> yuck. >> look what could be hidden inside your mattresses, your pillows. this is stuff that you want vacuumed away from your family when they sleep. >> whatever scary things are in my mattress are now being sucked up by my rocket. then i freak out when i see how much it actually collected. >> yeah, it sucks everything up, like, instantly. >> well, i would definitely say that if you have pets, the rocket is the vacuum that you would want. the suction power on the rocket is amazing for this. this is really nice. >> announcer: introducing the no-loss-of-suction, ultra-light upright that delivers true, deep-down carpet cleaning -- the shark rocket. the upright of the future, it will completely change the way you clean your home. call or go online now and order

your shark rocket at the direct-from-the-manufacturer special price of just four payments of $39.95. that's an absolutely incredible value. along with your rocket, you'll also receive this 12-inch crevice tool, dusting brush, pet-hair tool, and handy wall mount for easy storage. plus, we'll include a five-year v.i.p. service guarantee. if anything goes wrong, shark will take care of everything, including any shipping costs both ways. you pay absolutely nothing guaranteed. and if you order in the next 14 minutes, shark will also include their amazing dust-away attachment for bare floors absolutely free. the new ultra-light rocket, the powerful deep-cleaning new concept in upright design, only from shark. >> the shark ultra-light rocket is for everyone who wants a light, lean upright without compromising cleaning power. it doesn't just clean carpets and rugs.

it deep-cleans them better than a full-size dyson. on bare floors, it picks up everything, even what the dyson digital slim just pushes around. and it quickly converts to a portable vac to give you the same incredible cleaning power up high, on upholstery, on stairs, and in corners. >> now, amy, this rocket is so incredible. it's breakthrough technology because it's no-loss-of-suction, but it's so compact and it has so much capacity. most vacuums, if they're not no-loss-of-suction, they have a hard time handling the fine dirt. look at this flour over here. this represents a few months of fine dirt that a vacuum could pick up. so i'm gonna suck that up first with the crevice tool. look at this. all right. now i'm gonna put it through a real torture test. first a whole bunch of sand. now, remember, this is an ultra-light vacuum cleaner.

look how small and lightweight it is, but it can keep going. i'm gonna pop on this tool that helps me remove the pet hair. watch this. in seconds, you just go back and forth like this. and that pet hair is gone. this is a special tool that picks up the pet hair from inside the carpet and works with that suction power to get everything out of the carpet. look at that. now, you see, this is true no-loss-of-suction. it just keeps going and going. and i'm saying also, at the same time, i have huge capacity. look at the way i can keep going. you can see -- look how quickly i can pick all this up. it's incredible. all right, some goldfish. look -- look at this! look -- it's still pulling in from a distance. no loss of suction. this is true breakthrough technology because it's so compact and lightweight. no one has ever made a vacuum cleaner like this before that's a true upright that can

deep-clean carpets, after picking up all of that, and be so lightweight. watch this. i've got a whole bunch of dirt and sand and stuff on this carpet. look how this is able to truly pull up that dirt and deep-clean the carpet. look at this. >> oh, wow! >> look at the difference in the carpet. i'm gonna clean the right-hand side here. perfectly clean, and look how easily this swivels. this is a true upright. it's ultra-light. it's no-loss-of-suction. amy, this is breakthrough technology, and this is why the rocket is truly an ultra-light upright. >> shark has been able to put all the things i need to clean my house into one vacuum cleaner. >> the rocket completely takes care of everything in my house from top to bottom. >> the ideal vacuum cleaner for me would be a vacuum cleaner that, first of all, is light, small, be versatile, and have the suction as an upright.

this is it all in one. >> i think it's clear mark has completely reimagined what an upright vacuum can be. the rocket is ultra-light, does more, cleans better, costs less, and never, ever compromises on deep carpet-cleaning power. it really is incredible. >> i'm convinced if you try my new rocket ultra-light upright, you're gonna love it. thanks for watching. >> announcer: introducing the revolutionary shark rocket, the world's first no-loss-of-suction ultra-light upright that can truly deep-clean carpets even better than a full-size, $500 dyson. the secret is rocket technology that delivers more true no-loss-of-suction power efficiency than shark engineers ever imagined possible in such a compact and lightweight design. advanced electronics and micro transmission technology, true deep carpet cleaning, and

enhanced swivel steering. but the shark ultra-light rocket upright goes beyond carpets. it's so versatile, it will change the way you clean your entire house. plus the shark rocket goes from an ultra-light upright to a powerful, lightweight, portable vacuum, making it perfect for quick pickups, no matter where the mess is -- on furniture, ceiling fans and vents, counters, drapes and windowsills, stairs, and if you have pets, you're going to love how the rocket picks up even the clingiest hair and dander from your carpets and rugs, pillows, bare floors, furniture, and drapes -- practically every surface in your home. and when you're finished, the rocket stores away easily on this convenient wall mount. at only eight pounds, the rocket features an extra-long 32-foot power cord so you can take all this cleaning power wherever the mess is. why would you use any other vacuum when you can have all this versatility, all this performance, in a leaner, lighter upright that never, ever

loses power? compare the dyson digital slim to the new shark rocket. both are ultra-light uprights. both have no-loss-of-suction. both give you convenient, go-anywhere versatility. but the comparisons stop there because the shark rocket ges you more cleaning capacity, better deep-down carpet cleaning. in fact, the shark rocket actually cleans carpets better than a full-size dyson. all this for less than half the price of the digital slim. at $400, the rocket is a real bargain, but you won't pay $400 for this phenomenal new vacuum. you won't pay $300. in fact, you won't pay even $200. no. the rocket is just five payments of $39.95. now that's an unbelievable value! but wait! that unbelievable value just got better. call or go online right now and shark will make one payment for you. that's right. the new shark rocket can be yours for just four easy payments of only $39.95. >> i know you're going to love

my revolutionary shark ultra-light rocket upright. but if you're not happy for any reason, just send it back and i'll even pay the return shipping. but if you do order direct from shark, i'm going to give you my incredible v.i.p. service guarantee. if anything goes wrong in the next five years, we'll take care of everything, even the shipping costs both ways. you pay absolutely nothing guaranteed. >> announcer: alg with your shark rocket, you'll also receive this 12-inch crevice tool, dusting brush, pet-hair tool, and handy wall mount for easy storage absolutely free. all this for only four payments of just $39.95. when you call, don't forget to ask about a very special offer on mark's rocket booster pack -- three incredible cleaning attachments -- the one-of-a-kind dust-away that combines powerful suction to pick up both big and small particles with a reusable microfiber pad to leave bare floors spotless, the amazing under-appliance wand slides easily into the tightest places

to suck up the hardest-to-get-at dirt in your home, and the motorized power brush -- the ultimate weapon against imbedded dander and the clingiest pet hair -- all for one low, low price. and if you call in the next five minutes, mark's going to include his amazing dust-away with its incredible combination of true no-loss-of-suction cleaning and the dust-grabbing reusable microfiber pad absolutely free. that's right. you get this amazing bare-floor cleaner, part of the incredible booster pack, free, but only if you order now. remember, you get all this plus the v.i.p. service guarantee that includes a five-year, full-service, in-home warranty with free shipping both ways. plus the dust-away attachment for bare floors. that's a total value of $300, all yours for just four payments of $39.95. this could be the best introductory offer in the history of vacuums. the rocket comes with a full 60-day money-back guarantee. shark will even pay the return shipping, so you have absolutely no reason not to call right now.

the shark ultra-light rocket, the revolutionary new concept in upright design that's changing how people think about vacuuming. call and order yours now. the preceding program was a paid advertisement for the shark rocket brought to you by shark rocket brought to you by euro-pro.

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(narrator) coming up, "bridezilla" josaine's the "latina diva." excuse me? why don't you just get outta here? i'm frickin' tired of you. (narrator) with a red hot temper. don't hang up, or there's not gonna be no wedding.

i'm tired of it, and that's it. i don't wanna (deleted) deal with this (deleted) anymore. (narrator) plus... i'm, like, losing it. (narrator) when bernie's bridal party starts dropping like flies... do you still wanna be in the wedding? please do not do this to me. that's your (deleted) best man. (narrator) can this basket case bridezilla... are you (deleted) kidding me? i can't take this! (narrator) keep her eye on the prize? i'm done! i really don't like this. (narrator) find out next, on "bridezillas." ♪ ♪

(narrator) bernie and erick are a cute couple from california. my name is bernadette bondau. i'm originally from sierre leone, west africa. i am a staffing manager, and i reside in diamond bar, california. (erick) my name is erick reed. i'm 43 years old. i was born in fontana, california, and i'm a water well driller by trade. (bernie) erick and i have been together for four years. it was not love at first. he had such a great vibe, still does, he wasn't overly aggressive. but that doesn't mean i was a punk, though. no, he wasn't a punk-- he was very manly. yeah. you're supposed to say, "yes, dear." we practiced that. that's because anytime you get on my nerves, i say, "yes, dear" to get you away from me. there it is-- did you hear it? (both laughing) (narrator) after waiting patiently for her prince charming, bernie is finally ready to be married. i am getting married on november 22nd at saint philips church in fullerton, california. it's been a hot mess, and we are seven days away from this wedding.

when she starts gettin' stressed, she wants to be on the computer for 28 hours a day. writing emails to let people know how much i don't appreciate them causing me stress. your insecurities should not reflect on my statements. you know, don't start none, won't be none. if i want somethin', you can't do it for me, be honest. tell me, "i can't do it." don't promise somethin' and not come out with it. alicia, you don't freakin' understand. i'm totally losing it. (narrator) with the bridesmaids not coming through with their duties, and others dropping out completely, bernie's stress level is through the roof. i don't have a problem with people not being in the wedding once i ask them to not be in the wedding. i'm not gonna beg anybody to be in here. well, i'm telling you that (deleted) is lying! he is lying. at this point, i have zero tolerance. that's it. (narrator) previously, bernie held a meeting with her bridesmaids and set some rules. there is no tolerance-- make it happen for me. that's your job-- make me happy.

(narrator) her guests made ultimatums that sent bernie over the edge. but how dare you tell me who's gonna come to my own wedding? where do you get off? (narrator) and when bernie couldn't fit into any of her reception dresses, she almost bowed out. (woman) don't give up on me-- stand up. i know we tried on a lot, but-- i can't get up-- i'm so tired. (woman) oh, my god! (narrator) so, will bernie make it down the aisle without any casualties? do you still wanna be in the wedding? okay, fine-- no pblems. bye, alicia. she is gone-- she is gone. so, let's see-- we have lost one junior bridesmaids, one bridesmaids, and two groomsmen. whatever. whatever-- who's next? (narrator) or will she become a brutally blunt... i can be however the (deleted) i wanna be. (narrator) ready to confront... but i want my veil! (narrator) emotionally up and down... oh, my god-- i haven't ordered the cake topper! (narrator) ready to skip town... i'm done! (narrator) out of control, "bridezilla?" (woman screaming) you need to get up and go beat his ass.

these bitches don't have their (deleted) dresses. do i look like i'm a kind person? like i won't run you over? i'm expecting there to be full-on, straight out war, and i'm ready for it. (bernie) are you (deleted) kidding me? are you (deleted) kidding me? (narrator) with five days left to the wedding, a stressed out bernie faces some unfinished business. oh, my god-- i haven't ordered the cake topper. (erick) what cake topper? babe, you still want a wedding cake, right? (erick chuckling) yeah, of course. oh, barb told me about this place, when we went to do the cake thing. wed alert-- i'm gonna see if i can get online. (bernie) w-w-w-dot-w-e-d-a-l-e-r-t. i've got it. let's see. oh, and there's a lot of 'em, too. oh, sweet-- i can express it. i can have 'em to overnight. that is, oh, perfect. hey, can i get some financial support? oh, don't worry-- i know where your wallet is. yes, you do.

(narrator) a cake topper is all well and good, but it doesn't make much sense without an actual cake to top. so, today, bernie is driving like a bat out of hell to get to the bakery to finalize the order for her wedding cake. (horn honking) why are you blowing the horn on me? do you see this? people (deleted) take you there. she was going to the left. i think you are stressing. i'm going to the right-- no. i think you're you know what-- strei'm always stressing. stress is a part of life. i didn't take my meds today. i noticed. (narrator) bernie and barbara arrive at the bakery in hopes that this baker can whip up something fast. well, you know, you're pushi it. you know, these things get taken care of well in advance. but she did wait a little longer than usual, and then here we are. wedding's in, uh, four days. (narrator) after a brief tasting, bernie opts for five tiers in a rather unorthodox color scheme. so, we're going with all black airbrushed

with the rhinestones on the ribbon. (barbara) we're gonna have black teeth. so, don't smile. oh, okay. don't open your mouth when you smile. keep your mouth closed for a reason. she's always telling me, "don't open your mouth. "don't open your mouth-- don't say anything"? oh! (narrator) after bernie's snide response, barbara reveals another beef e has with our "bridezilla." yesterday, i re-remember that you owe me an apology. you told me i was a bad parent. now, she's judging my parenting skills. (bernie) what parenting skills? bernie. your insecurities should not reflect on my statements. is that not the rudest thing you've ever heard? i don't know what kind of a parent you are. i never said you were not a good parent. yes, you did. barb, did i say you were a bad parent? did i say you were a bad parent? bernadette say to-- okay, fine-- you did not say that. i'm done! wow, um, not a good time to talk about all that stuff, you know? it's about the cake-- happy time. good thoughts. but, um, you know, people get a little stressed out, i guess. bye, ladies-- have a good day. thank you-- see you later.

wow! (narrator) coming up, when it comes to getting her way... i need the money, or there's not gonna be no wedding. i don't think so. (narrator) "bridezilla" just saying, "don't play no games." whatever-- it's not your wedding, it's mine. (narrator) and then... i don't need to eat-- i just need people killed. (narrator) when faced with a bridal party breakdown... this is our wedding. (narrator) will "bridezilla bernie" be down for the count? you need to get up and go beat his ass. (narrator) find out next, on "bridezillas."

♪ (narrator) meet our spicy bride-to-be, josaine. hi, my name is josaine espanol. i'm 35-years-old. i'm an internet radio host. i live in queens, new york. what's up-- what's up-- it's the josaine show. tonight's topic is weddings. (narrator) and her fiancé, bobby. my name is bobby koba. i'm 31 years old, from queens, new york,

and i'm a business owner. (narrator) these new yo city sweethearts first got together in a dating game of cat and mouse and fish. well, you almost killed me oour first date. (bobby) we went to this seafood place, and we ate a lot of seafood. she calls me a couple of hours later, and she's saying, "i'm in the hospital." i'm like, "in the hospital-- i just seen you." well, you should've told me you was allergic to seafood. it's true that i didn't let you know that i was allergic to seafood, because i do eat it, when i mix it up with other things, like chicken, or steak, or french fries, or something. after that, uh, it was history. here we are. and i'm making your life a miserable-- yeah. (narrator) two years after josaine's near death experience, this couple is ready to make the commitment of a lifetime. i'm getting married december 7th at the astoria world manor. (narrator) while this may be josaine's dream wedding... (bridal party cheering) (narrator) it's bobby's financial nightmare. we're spending, for our wedding, about $25,000. how much is that? listen, leave me the hell alone, okay? our budget is now like $45,000.

you're spending so much money, man. so what? whenever i have money in my pocket, i go, and i execute, you know, everything that's on the list. (narrator) while josaine is executing things on her list, her bridesmaids had better do as they're told. you don't sit down-- what is that? (narrator) or they might wind up being next. i require a lot of attention. i mean, all the time. clean my foot-- you're my bridesmaid. you do what i say. you're, like, getting on my nerves. i really don't have time for this. you gotta help me-- just help me. i don't wanna hear your mouth. this is not the only thing we gotta do. i can't (deleted) take this (deleted). well, you know what? if you don't wanna be here, you don't have to be here, so get the hell tta here then! (narrator) so, will this dominican diva get everything that she demands? oh, my god-- this is not happening to me. i'm getting married-- it's a frickin' process. (deleted)-- deal with your mother. if i have to do it five times, i'm gonna have to do it five times. it's ugly-- ugly. and i'm gonna get what i want. i want these crystals. i'm gonna end up killing somebody, for real. i'm tired of it, and that's it. i don't wanna (deleted) deal with this (deleted) anymore.

(narrator) or will she become a money grubbing... let me buy my stuff that i need to get. arrator) fiancé slugging... stop-stop. (narrator) totally bugging... i really hate this! (narrator) unbelievably disgusting... (mumbling) they don't know what they're missing. (narrator) out of control "bridezilla?" i need the money, or there's not gonna no wedding. look at this one, over there, sitting down on his ass. i'm just not a "bridezilla." where the (deleted) is my hot dog? i'm a dominican bridezilla. (burping) that's double threat for you, baby. excuse me? take your (deleted) cake! if someone would try to ruin my wedding day, i will kill them. seriously, i will kill them. (narrator) today, josaine and bobby's mother, renee, are headed to the florist to finalize the flowers. (josaine) hi, steve. (steve) hey, dear-- how are ya? (josaine) good-- how are you? (steve) long time, no see-- how's everything? ah, stressed. (narrator) josie may be stressed, but the budget is about

to be stretched when josie sees something shiny she just can't live without. (josaine) okay, i see the crystals here. i really, really would love this. so, how much are these crystals, to put 'em on the-- uh, for-for me to add that on to your centerpieces, it'll cost you $1,000. (narrator) despite the hefty price, this bridezilla wants what she wants, regardless of the reality of her budget. you know what-- i'm gonna get them. i don't think so. (josaine) i saw those crystals. i think they're beautiful, and i want them. the guy said that it's $1,000 more. and bobby needs to come up with it, because, if not, there's not gonna be no wedding. (renee) we don't have money for that. i'm not saying you-- your son. bobby don't have money, either. yes, he does. you ask. (narrator) not one to be toyed with, josaine's mother-in-law immediately calls bobby for backup. you know, this is my wedding, and i get what i want. bobby, we're in the flower shop. could you come up tomorrow with $1,000?

okay. i need the money, or there's not gonna be no wedding. i'm serious. no, forget the budget. i want a beautiful wedding, and i need those crystals. those crystals are gonna make the flowers look beautiful. i'm not kidding-- i'm not joking. you need to get that money by tomorrow. don't hang up, or there's not gonna be no wedding. he hung up? (narrator) while bobby may not be able to convince josaine that the crystals are too costly. "momzilla" has a different approach. what do you think, bobby's rockefeller? that he has $1,000? it's my wedding, and i'm gonna get what i want. i don't give a hell it's your wedding. he's not getting it. i want these crystals. he don't have the money, and he's not getting it. well, it's not your wedding. it's my wedding, so i say what i want. i don't care-- he's not getting it. he's not rockefeller, josaine. okay, can i speak to the person here? you can talk with the person all you want. he's not getting it. it is very important that i get those crystals, because that's part of, like, my dream theme wedding. you know, i wanted crystals. i wanted, like, a princess wedding. so, i don't care.

bobby's gonna have to get the money, and that's that. (steve) i just need to know a couple of days in advance, 'cause it takes a little bit. (renee) well, he-- she can know. you don't have to know nothin', because she's not getting it. (josaine) don't listen to her, please. too bad. you can leave, because i don't need you here. yes, i will leave-- i will leave. yes, please leave, because i don't need you here. you're not getting it-- you're not getting it! whatever-- it's not your wedding, it's mine. please don't listen to her. i'm sure there's gonna be a lot more fighting between me and renee, because she's gonna keep talking about the money situation. if we have to argue throughout the whole process of the wedding thing, then we're gonna have to argue. she has a big problem. so, you promise me my flowers are gonna absolutely gorgeous? if she wants $1,000, maybe she should sell herself on the street, because i don't have it, and bobby don't have it. uh, that's it-- that's it-- i have to say. if she doesn't like it, i don't know what to say. i can take her-- she doesn't scare me. she's all mouth. i'm getting my way, or, you know, there's not gonna be no wedding.

(narrator) it's two days until the wedding, and bernie's wedding party is dropping like flies. this time, it's her bridesmaids. what did she say-- what did she say? you're looking at me with that look. i'm not playing wit' you-- what did you say? i know-- i'm not playing, either, but you're (deleted) scaring me. i'm afraid you're gonna hit me or somethin'. i'm, like, "oh, my gosh." i had two, uh, girls that were supposed to be in the wedding inform me they had not, uh, purchased their esses. they said, "well, we hadn't heard from anybody, "so we thought the-the wedding was canceled." so, i told her that her ass was can celled. and whatever she was drinkin' or smokin', she needs to lay off, because she's a (deleted) liar. i told you all day long she has been so pissed off. all day long. (erick) and i still have to tell her two of my guys ain't showin' up. are you kidding me? (narrator) erick attempts to ease into the news, but bernie isn't in any mood. (erick) why don't you grab a piece of that pizza? (bernie) i don't need to eat-- i just need people killed.

(erick chuckling) erick, it's not funny. these bitches don't have their dresses. it's not funny. it is not funny. (narrator) after tiptoeing around his boiling bride, erick finally confesses about his flaky groomsmen. (erick) harvey never went and got it and is-- don't wanna answer his phone. and kevin told me that they're not gonna-- (bernie) wait-- stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. harvey does not have a tuxedo? nope. that's your (deleted) best man! yes-- well, not no more. (bernie) are you (deleted) kidding me? i can't take this! are you (deleted) kidding me? i have people dropping out of the wedding left and right. in 24 hours, i went down four wedding party members. okay, so let me do this recap for you. harvey, your best man, kevin, your seco best man, have decided not to attend the wedding. at least, at this point, we are gonna just say they're not comin', right? mmm-hmm.

(narrator) when bernie learns one of the best men just couldn't get the time off work, she is less than understanding. he's telling you two days before this wedding that he is not going to get off work. i have an idea-- oh, my god. i have half a brain cell. "hey, i'm in one of my best friend's wedding in november. "can i get the 22nd off?" i just believe that kevin's being mean-spirited, he's being evil, he's being selfish, and he's being an ass (deleted). because, you know what? if you're gonna be in somebody's wedding, you take that day off. (narrator) apparently, this delusional bridezilla can't believe any employer could refuse time off on her big day and goes off on an irrational tirade. i'm telling you that (deleted) is lying. he is lying. it's not over-- i'm not gonna forget this. yeah, i'm hurt-- but you know what? hurt does not compare to the anger that i have right now with these people, because it's selfish. it's careless-- it's irresponsible. it-it-it's just-- it is the worst thing you could do to a person. you need to get up and go beat his ass. well, that ain't gonna do nothin'.

it'll help me feel better. (narrator) coming up... (woman screaming) (narrator) bernie'sridal woes are far from over. do you see this? do you see this? i'm, like, losing it. (narrator) and then, josaine goes insane. i'm tired of it, and that's it. i don't wanna (deleted) deal with this (deleted) anymore! (narrator) next, on "bridezillas."

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(narrator) with 24 hours until the wedding, rnie calls bridesmaid, mary ellen, to help her organize a last minute dress inspection. um, i'd like to do a dress fitting, just so i can see everybody's dresses. let everybody know 7:30. tell 'em not to be late, 'cause i got a lot to do. i don't have time to be sittin' there waitin' on people. don't lag-- call 'em. start callin' now, 'cause it's only five hours away. are you-- i know you're not talkin' crazy to me. just call 'em. just call 'em! okay, hang up-- hang up and call 'em. what-- what? then you are in violation. you know those shoes are supposed to have the rhinestones, mary ellen. okay, call 'em-- don't play with me. don't-- everybody's playin' with me. don't play with me. all right. whatever. when i snap on your ass, you're not gonna be "bye." (narrator) bernie arrives at mary ellen's for the dress inspection, and she isn't messing around. i'm just gonna inspect the dresses and make sure that they are appropriate, and they didn't change anything,

and nothin's hangin' out. (narrator) once inside, bernie lines up her bridesmaids for a close inspection, and she gets personal. you gonna shave your legs, or are you wearin' stockings? i'm gonna shave my legs. okay, please do. up. you gotta shave that better. shave that better. clear-clear-clear deodorant. clear deodorant. don't come in there being all tacky. (bernie) i want you to explain to me what you were thinking when you picked those out. (bridesmaid) i thought they were cute. okay. i'll wear 'em again. cool, not to the wedding. was that your head hitting my head? see, i-i got this covered. i got it-- you just stay straight up. i'm gonna try not to have your boob hit me in the face. i'm sorry. make sure, too, ladies, we're all getting older. right in here, little chest hairs, make sure you pluck 'em. you have some chest hair-- i've seen it. (narrator) just as bridesmaid, essie, is about to be approved, bernie finds another loose end. oh, look, look, look-- look at this! what is this (deleted)? what? look at this. mary ellen, we need a scissors. look at this. don't pull it-- don't pull it. don't touch it.

don't pull it. do you know what you're doin'? you almost stabbed me. you almost stabbed yourself. no. well, how are you gonna hold them scissors like that? it's a sharp object. don't cut it. (narrator) after nearly loosing an eye, bernie turns her attention to her sister, terry, whose dress is a little snug. you got your dress tighter, huh? (terry) no, i didn't. yes, you did. (terry) i gained weight. no, you didn't. (terry) yes, i did. why? why are you askin' me, why i gained weight? maybe 'cause i been eatin', that's why i gained some weight! well, (deleted) stop eatin' then, if-if that fits you like that. oh, well, the dress may be a little tight, but i still look good in it. somebody gonna like me in it. shoot. am i done? uh, i-i'm scared to even touch you. go on, girl-- go on, booty. can you just keep your mouth shut, 'cause your booty is just as big as mine. uh, my mouth was shut. my, uh, my mouth was shut. yeah, but i can walk in my dress. i can walk in my dress perfectly fine, too. don't sit! (narrator) once bernie is finished berating the bridesmaids, she must try on the african reception dress

she's had specially made for her big day. i've got five dresses that i'll be changing into. i have my african dress. part of my culture is changing into the material and having the families dance around us. (narrator) but perhaps bernie should've tried on the dress at the tailor's, because there's a bit of an issue. (bernie) oh, my god-- are you kidding me? you guys, do you see this? do you see this? what is this? feel this, mary ellen-- feel this. that's like a lot, though-- extra material. a way lot. how do you fix this in 24 hours? i can't go back to l.a. wow. wedding's in 24 hours. what the hell am i gonna do with this? i can jump somebody else in here. (narrator) bernie's dress needs a serious tummy tuck, and there's no time left to tailor it. you know, it's my wedding day. i'm supposed to look perfect. how am i supposed to wear this with confidence, knowing that i have this extra roll of flap? my african dress is a hot mess. i've got layers of material, like i've got just skin hangin' out.

so, i don't know what i'm gonna do. i'm takin' this crap off. i've been planning this wedding for 18 months. and now, at the last hour, everything's falling apart. i don't care, at this point. i've got one more day, and that's it. (narrator) a few days before the wedding, josie sits bobby down to deal with the place cards. okay, table one-- it's one, two, three, four, five, six. hurry up-- you're doing it too slow. look at all those things we have to do. we-we'll be here 'til tomorrow. do six more-- six more. (narrator) after what seems like hours upon hours, bobby makes the reasonable request for a potty break. i gotta go to the bathroom. are you crazy? i'm going to the bathroom. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. come back-- sit down. hell no. we're gonna finish this. then, you use the bathroom. what do i-- pee and piss in my pants? that's disgusting. (narrator) bobby is eventually granted a brief reprieve.

but when he returns, he must break the news that his mother has a few problems with the seating chart. so, we gotta separate dina, theresa and lorraine, my mom's friends. you know, this is really pissing me off about your mom's friends. some of them don't get along. it's not even our friends or our family. like, why should we deal with that fricking headache? that's stressing me out. dina has a problem with theresa. and what's the other one? lorraine, she doesn't get along with martha. where the hell am i supposed to seat her? i-i-- this is driving me crazy. family should be with the family. the friends should be with the friends. and it's, like, they're having issues with each other. that's not my fault-- that's not my problem. and it's my wedding, you understand? why don't you call your mom right now? i'll call her later-- just leave this-- call your mom, now! no, i'm not gonna call her now. (narrator) bobby may be avoiding confrontation, but josaine isn't about to cater to anyone. i'll call her. no, don't call her now-- just call her later. don't call her now-- don't call her now. i am gonna call her.

just wait 'til later to call her. i don't wanna wait 'til later. i wanna finish this now. well, i spoke to her yesterday about it and-- no, it's not really what she says. it's what i say. whatever-- just leave it like that for now. i want to call your mother. i don't care if she's in bingo, in church. i don't care where the hell she's at. she'll pick up for me. this needs to get fixed-- i mean, this is crazy. (renee on phone) hello. hey, renee. (renee) this josaine? yeah. listen, we're doing the seating arrangements, and we're gonna sit marcel with john and ruthie, and nelson and his wife. the ones, um, your brother-in-law from miami. (renee) that's not-- no, no, no, no, no-- don't do it like that. no-- no. hello? i'll call you back-- i'll call you back. no. i'm not gonna change it again. i'm sorry-- let them deal with it. i'm not dealing with that headache. and it's only right that your uncles sit together. i'll call you back. i'll call you back in a little while. (renee) no, no, no, no, no-- don't call me back. i'm talking to you. you know, family sit with family. dina's-- i-i-- martha will understand.

martha will understand. all right-- let me see what i can do. all right-- bye. just-just-- you know what? for now, just switch it back, for now. excuse me? (narrator) after bobby sides with his mom, josaine reminds him who calls the shots. if she doesn't wanna come to the wedding, you better speak to her tomorrow. and if she says, "oh, no, i'm not sitting there," she is not coming to the wedding. tomorrow, he needs to go, i don't care how early, he needs to go speak to his mother and his mother's friend and the other lady, because i'm not dealing with this headache anymore. you (deleted) deal with your mother, deal with dina, 'cause i'm tired. i'm tired of it, and that's it. i don't wanna (deleted) deal with this (deleted) anymore! i'm sick of it! (narrator) coming up... our latina diva drives her makeup artist out the door. i look like a fricking freak. just pack your stuff and leave. (narrator) and then, just when she thought things couldn't get any worse. are you (deleted) me? don't do this to me. please, do not do this to me. (narrator) bridezilla bernie goes berserk. i'm, like, losing it.

(narrator) next, on "bridezillas."

♪ (narrator) after days of unpredictable drama, bernie looks forward to getting her mind and hair relaxed. (hairdresser) how goes it? it doesn't go. i'm-- i am, like, so ready for this all to be over. it's ridiculous. (narrator) suddenly, bernie discovers some news that makes her hair stand on end. are you (deleted) me?

(narrator) bridesmaid, alicia, has scheduled her hair appointment for the same time as the wedding pictures. alicia, it's bernie-- you need to call me. i am really freaked out right now. the wedding's at 2 o'clock, and you have an 11 o'clock hair appointment. um, call me, please. i need you to change that hair appointment. pictures are at 11-- don't do this to me. please, do not do this to me. you have to be at the church before the wedding. the wedding's at two. how can you have an 11 o'clock hair appointment? please call me, okay? thank you. this girl is out of her mind. i am so angry. i can't even stand this bitch. i cannot stand her. (narrator) in the midst of our bridezilla's venting session, she gets a call from the bridesmaid in question. hold on-- i gotta get this. hello. (narrator) but when alicia tries to explain herself, bernie goes berserk. alicia, you don't freakin' understand! i'm totally losing it! can you please just don't talk to me like that? i'm totally losin' it. please-please help me. you're like, "well, let me finish.

"let me finish." let me just tell you, please-please. okay, well, you are settin' me off! you set me off this whole time! okay, just let me finish. all i need, is for you to be there at 11:00. you have no idea what i'm going through right now. please, help me get through this. i'm asking you now to support me from here until sunday. (narrator) but after being irrationally screamed at, alicia asks bernie if she still wants her to be a bridesmaid. do you still want to be in the wedding? no, that's the question i'm asking you, because you sure haven't done anything. do you still wanna be in the wedding? okay, fine-- no problems. bye, alicia. (narrator) with one less bridesmaid, bernie heads back inside. "do you want in the wedding?" i'm not here to validate your (deleted). i do not care from here 'til tomorrow. she is gone-- she is gone. no, seriously. she's too busy worrying about herself. "well, you didn't even let me finish." who the hell are you? you haven't done (deleted) for this wedding. so, let's see. we have lost one junior bridesmaids, one bridesmaids, and two groomsmen. you know, but everything happens for a reason, 'cause i was, like, in a funk, but now i'm pissed.

now, she ignited me-- i'm, like, "whatever." whatever-- who's next? (narrator) today, josaine has scheduled a makeup trial. and, fortunately, it appears our bridezilla has taken a chill pill. i'm looking for something not, like, crazy, like-like i said, like a drag queen, like, not a clown. not none of that. okay. something nice, you know? natural, but at least i want my eyes to stand out. i'm perfect as it is, and i don't think anybody can make me look any better, but i'm still gonna give her a try. let me see what she can do. well, you know why i hired you, right? 'cause you're very pretty. i don't want no ugly chick doing my makeup. i met her a couple months ago, and she always compliments me on how i do my makeup. you know, so i offered, you know, if she'd like me to come through to do her makeup for her wedding. (narrator) while josaine plays nice at first, it doesn't take long for our bridezilla to slide right into micro-manage mode. is it, like, really dark?

no, it's not too dark. 'cause i really don't want anything dark. what is that? it's, um, it's a foundation cream. do you think that matches my skin? it looks like your stuff is old. no, this isn't old. are those soft or are they like the hard tip? there's something rough in that brush. and my, you know, my eyes are very sensitive. go with the lighter green. did you wash your hands, by any chance? and i hope you're not making me look like a clown. (narrator) after nitpicking the situation to death, josaine wants to see the progress. (make-up artist) do you like it? not really. i really don't like the two colors like that. i just want, like, one color. oh, can you just take it off? (narrator) so far, this makeup artist has not given josaine what she's looking for, and she's starting to smell something "fishy." did you eat tuna fish today? no. it must be the lip gloss. it tastes like a ten day old tuna fish put away, like, in a frickin' microwave.

my fiancé won't even kiss me the day of my wedding if you put that on me. all right, well-- can you smell it? i'm for real. none of my makeup smells like fish. maybe something ticked her off earlier today. i don't know-- who knows? maybe she's hungry. maybe she needs to eat some fish. (narrator) but just as this makeup artist turns the other cheek, josaine suddenly implements a two-foot personal space rule. don't get too close to me. you know, i'm trying to do her makeup, and she's like, "oh, no, no, no. "step away-- back up-- go over there." this is like a canvas that you're painting on, and you have to stay away from the canvas. i can't have people too-too close to me. so, how do you deal with bobby? well, when we get intimate, i'm like, "honey, i'm on top, "because i can't have you on top of me." (narrator) after josaine's trip down t.m.i. lane, the makeup artist is happy to get back to doing her job. do you happen to have, like, a silver eyeliner? i could use it right underneath your eye. you're a little disorganized. you know, usually, makeup artists, that's how they do it. they have everything very organized. like i said, she might me p-m-sing or something,

or maybe something ticked her off earlier today. i don't know. (narrator) with josaine's hormonal balance in question, the makeup artist cautiously finishes the makeover. i still feel like it's so heavy. (narrator) and true to form, josaine goes from zero to completely irrational in the blink of an overly made up eye. oh, my god. i look like a fricking freak. you don't look like a freak. you made me look like a freak. josaine, i mean, i-i came here to help you. no, no, no, no-- don't help me, please. just pack your stuff and leave. she freakin' stuck glitter all over on top of my eyelids, right here-- i don't think so. i don't wanna look like a (deleted) clown. (narrator) though josaine personally chose every product that the makeup artist used, of course, it could never be our bridezilla at fault. she must be (deleted) out of her mind. really, she must be out of her mind. it's not happening-- what a big mistake.

(narrator) it's the night before the wedding, and bernie is on the verge of a breakdown. but first, she must brave the rehearsal. (bernie) it's finally coming together. i just feel like i was struggling so hard just to keep this all together, and it's overwhelming. we've got so much still to do. (narrator) with the most recent dropouts, the wedding party is now at an uneven number, so bernie must make some adjustments. well, i'm gonna have you walk with (deleted). and then, alan, i'm gonna have you come up here. (narrator) bernie pairs everyone up easily and hopes the rest of the night goes as smoothly. maid of honors. and kind of scoot in a little bit. get close. (narrator) but things start to slip when erick tells bernie that one of her bridesmaids is not happy with who she was paired with. okay, another casualty-- it's all right. this week has been a week of multiple casualties. today, we had another multiple casualty. i guess my cousin, who i thought was on my side and would support me, had a problem with the gentleman

she was walking with. what's wrong? yes, she does-- feel free to tell her so. she was upset that he was shorter than her and started making rude comments to him. (narrator) rather than switch up the lineup, bernie simply dismisses her cousin from the bridal party. okay-- (deleted). that's it-- whatever. it's not about her. who the hell cares who you're walking with? it's supposed to be about erick and i, but i guess not. (narrator) the bridesmaid conflict happened so suddenly bernie spends most of the rehearsal piecing together the facts. what for-- what happened? nothing happened. they said she was being really rude. everybody says she was being rude to him? very rude? so, she was mad about who? (woman) his height and his mohawk. oh, she can-- (woman) and she was getting very mean and saying mean words. so, she went to my partner and put me with me her partner.

so, i went back to-- we switched back up. and i-- and the other girl told her, "this is not 'e-harmony'--" this is just for bernadette. this is her wedding." so, she stormed out? (narrator) and now, with one more bridesmaid down and her children dropped by default, bernie deals with her rapidly decreasing wedding party. (bernie) that's some bull (deleted). she's a bridesmaid, her daughter is my junior bridesmaid, and her other daughter is my flower girl. that's wrong. anybody that really loves me is here, so i'm not gonna beg anybody to be in here. next casualty. (narrator) coming up... on bernie's big day, oh, my god. (narrator) will there be hell to pay? (bernie screaming) they broke my dress! (narrator) find out next, on "bridezillas."

(narrator) it's the morning of the wedding, and though running behind schedule, bernie is enjoying the moment, while her fiancé runs all the last minute errands. i'm already running late for nails. i'm running late for makeup. and he's still in orange county, working out tuxedo issues.

i have all of my stuff. i'm getting my pedicure and manicure here, and i was supposed to be here about 45 minutes ago. my next appointment is at 10:30. it's now 10:15, and that appointment is for makeup. am i gonna make it-- i have no clue. (narrator) bernie has the manicurist slap on some polish, but dashes out before they are finished. all right, thank you. all right-- see ya'll later. you know what-- it wasn't worth the time. i'm already late for my other appointment, so whatever. (narrator) next stop, is the salon. hey, girlie. your hair looks cute. thank you. i think maybe i'll shave next time. okay, you got five seconds. five seconds. five, four-- okay-- okay, we're done. i'm in pain-- we're all done. today is supposed toe a happy day. (narrator) while soothing her throbbing face, bernie suddenly decides to cancel on her makeup artist

to save some cash, for the second time this week. (terry) she has to charge you for cancellation. you canceled on her twice now. what are you gonna do? i was not available yesterday, terry-- you knew. okay, well, you weren't available, and whose fault is that? you're the one that set the appointment. she oughta talk to you. yeah, you told me to set the appointment at a certain time-- don't play with me. nu-uh. (narrator) still unwilling to part with her cash, that she reschedule for some other day. i will have to reschedule. i will see her. you can't reschedule again. well, i only have 45 minutes. i don't have my purse with me. all i have is the money you gave me for mom, $85. so, if they're throwing in the facial, the face, all this for 85, i can do it. that's what she-she said it was 80. are you sure? 'cause i've been asking you how much it was. you ven't told me. i'm just trying to understand. you've got me, like, at a ten, right now. bernie is playing stupid with me right now, like she didn't know she was gonna get her makeup done. she didn't know that she was gonna get her eyebrows done. and of the sudden, today, she don't wanna do anything, canceled on the lady yesterday,

and now she wants to cancel again today. so, i brought her to the best, and basically, she's screwing 'em over. okay, fine-- let's go-- let's hurry. go-- go. (narrator) bernie relents when she realizes she'll have to pay for it either way, but she's not going quietly. no. uh, no. not really. terry, go see in my-my purse. see if my eyeliner is in there. it-it's not dark enough for me. can we do-- work on my eyebrows until she comes in and then-- yeah. let's do that. i know she doesn't like it, but that's she was supposed to come yesterday, so she can get a trial and tell the lady how she wants it done, and this would've all been resolved. (narrator) terry returns with our bridezilla's personal makeup bag, and bernie shows the artist how it's done. see how-- yeah, let me do it. here. i'm very particular about my makeup, and this is my day. okay, that's not workin'. you got somethin' i can take that off? let's just go on and use bernie's stuff. (narrator) but even using her own makeup, bernie isn't satisfied.

that's too dark-- that's just dark. yeah, that's too dark. i need to have my eyes pop, and they're not popping right now. okay? (narrator) after various attempts to get her makeup right, bernie finally breaks down. (bernie) oh, no. i really don't like this. she has the glue. just stick just a little bit. no, it's fine. (narrator) unsatisfied and in tears, bernie leaves the salon, blaming the world for her woes. i told 'em, "let me do my own makeup." i told 'em to let me do my own makeup. i told 'em to let me do my own makeup. i told 'em. i told 'em to let me do my own makeup. i can do my own makeup. i don't have a problem doing my makeup. i told 'em, "just let me do my own makeup." you should've come for the trial. what would the trial have done? if you can't do my makeup, you can't do my makeup. (narrator) arriving back at the house, bernie rushes inside to fix her face, her way. you know how easy it is to do my makeup.

i gotta redo it. (woman) girl, that's why we got francis here. (narrator) bernie enlists the help of a bridesmaid to reapply her makeup and turns her frown upside down. knock-knock-- it's me, t. (narrator) bernie is back to being chipper. but when she attempts to put her wedding dress on, she has a sudden issue with her zipper. (ripping) (bernie) what? (woman) nothing. (bernie screaming) they broke my dress! (woman) well, is it stuck, or it's broke? (woman) it's just stuck. (narrator) after a harrowing morning, bernie has had her fill and refuses to come out of the bathroom until the crew has left the building. (bernie) i'm, like, about to go pop frosty on your ass you keep following me. three minutes, i'll be ready. just-just give me some time. (narrator) with hardly a moment to spare, bernie is unveiled as a beautiful bride. ♪ i, erick. (minister) take you, bernadette. take you, bernadette.

(minister) to be my wife. to be my wife. (minister) i, bernadette. i, bernadette. (minister) take you, erick. take you, erick. to be my husband. to be my husband. a little kiss-- now kiss. i pronounce you man and wife, mr. and mrs. erick reed. (applauding) (narrator) with a successful ceremony, bernie can finally relax and enjoy the rest of her day. today was the worst of all days. i can't even-- it started-it started out bein' very bad, and-and then, uh-- it just gradually got worse. (narrator) but just when it seems the drama is done, our bridezilla rears her head one last time. so, let's go-- let's start. let's start-- introduce the families. let's go-- let's rock and roll. let's go. babe, they're pushin' me. i'll go home. i will go home in a second. i've got 22, uh, 22 wedding party. rip through their names, or i'm going home. i'm cold-- i need to get out of here.

we need to go. rip through the names, quickly. this is bull (deleted). let them play the african cd. i don't give a (deleted). let them play the (deleted) african cd. so, i'm gonna tell-- who am i telling? the d-j. tell mark-- tell judy. get judy-- get judy. tell him to-- tell her to introduce us. play that african cd-- let's get movin'. i-i haven't eaten-- i haven't done nothin'. let 'em-- let them figure out what they're gonna do, and then i'll be in there. 'cause, right now, i just have such a bad attitude okay, just a sip-sip-sip. okay-- well, or not. (narrator) after a bit of bubbly, bernie is finally feeling festive, even if she only managed to wear three of her five dresses throughout the night. (erick) bernie was a serious bridezilla. it was just a-a massively messed up thing that turned out beautiful. hot mess. the only thing i'd probably do differently would maybe hire a wedding coordinator. run r ass. that person would probably run away from us, but-- run her.

and if we could do it over again, we would not trust anyone. i've got control issues. i'm not gonna be apologetic for that. yes, you do. wow. (narrator) on the next episode of "bridezillas..." oh, my god! (narrator) has dominican diva josaine... all right, don't do ino me. (narrator) gone totally insane? my hair sucks-- look at this! (narrator) plus... i'm sick. (narrator) brace yourself. i tell you what you need to (deleted) do. (narrator) because this "bridezilla" is so mean... are you seriously gonna cry right now, because i'm about to (deleted) snap. (narrator) you won't believe your screen. exactly. (narrator) on the next episode of "bridezillas."

>> today on "the test". >> get ready for some drama. >> i have to take the blame for a lot of... >> the most controversial teen mom to hit t vivment oh, my god, nakedness is horrible. >> i'm smart when it comes to having sex. >> she knows how to have it. >> she may know how to have it.

tara turned the style of a porn star? the moment has come to find out. today on "the test". [applause] [♪] [cheering] >> kirk: welcome to "the test". imagine your teenage daughter barges into your work and announces she pregnant in front of everyone. then she turns your entire life into an mtv reality show. that is exactly what happened to the abrahams. get ready for drama because today we are talking to the most controversial teen mom to hit temperature v, farah. first she had a baby at 16. then she had her mom arrested for domestic assault. and most recently this teen mom made headlines for making a sex

tape with a well-known porn star. at first she said it was supposed to be a private tape to celebrate her banging body. well, a couple million dollars later the truth comes out. now farah is about to drop a bombshell on this stage. she may be pregnant by that porn star. farah abraham rocketed to instant fame while starring in the hit mtv reality show's 16 and pregnant and teen mom. >> my parents found out i was sexually activ when my dad caught me having sex. i was the popular cheer leader in a small town. so when i got pregnant, i told my modeling coach and she found mtv's 16 and pregnant. >> it made tabloid headlines when she called 9-1-1 on her mother. >> what is the address of the emergency? >> i need officers. we were arguing. i lot control i wanted to kill

her. she grabbed me by the hair and started pounding on my and hurting me. >> i called the police i was upset and over it. >> ok i will get help to you. >> now, farah is back in the news after the release of a controversial sex tape starring farah and porn star james dean. >> i see people trying to make money off of me. i need to grab the bull by the horns. >> why would my daughter take her talent and blut to do something like that. >> i don't care did anyone sees my... and i'm proud of how i look and feel abo myself and i want to remember that moment. >> nobody that i am aware of on this planet raises their child to do adult entertainment. >> when a photo was taken by farah, fans were left wondering is farah carrying the child of a porn star or desperate for more attention. >> i have not taken my pregnancy test because i'm not ready for the shock. i have not had my period in

three months. >> meet teen mom farah abraham in just a minute. first let's bring out the mom of this controversial teen mom. welcome debra to the stage. [applause] [♪] >> kirk: hi. >> nice to meet you. >> kirk: thanks for coming. so it appears to me that your life is still a reality show? >> it is. it is anngoing drama, i guess you would call it. >> kirk: what was the conversation that you two had when you found out about the sex tape? did she come to you afterwards? >> i went back to my desk and i discretely sent my daughter a message i texted hey, what is with this sex tape? i need to know. people are calling me up on the phone. and basically, i have not gotten an answer. so i went back to her and i sa