>> ha, the racist 80's movie references aside, it's interesting. >> i think it's interesting. obviously she has that l'oreal deal. chops off all her hair, everyone makes a big deal and she's got extensions in. >> beyonce bowed to peer pressure. or she's going to a "90210" costume party. how fun would that be? this has been 'do watch 2013, dedicated to bringing you all the beyonce hair news as it develops. >> are you sure that's beyonce? >> he's confused because he's old. u on cash. he's sitting in his car, he's at the airport. got a big wad of hundreds like he's going to call you out. he's like -- >> harvest, that's the name,

harvest. until he shows up at the front door. >> good luck getting past our security guard. >> someone get justin. >> what are you talking about? >> if rick ross shows up at the front door, what do you do? >> i'm going to screen him ahead of time because chances are nobody told me he was coming. >> what does screening mean? >> i get on the intercom like charlie from "charlie's angels" and start asking him, who are you here to see, how can i help you? the whole thing. >> thanks, justin. >> no problem. all right. >> this is kourtney kardashian, this 3-year-old

boy, mason. which one of these men is the father? it's time to find out right now on "the harvey povich show." harvey, harvey! >> remember this male model filed a paternity case saying he might be the father. >> yes, he claimed he knocked up kourtney in 2009 after meeting her at a photo shoot and he's the baby's daddy and he demanded a d.n.a. test. >> kourtney and scott went to a private d.n.a. center, had it done. we have a copy of the lab results. >> results are in. killing us, so let's get to it. in the case of mason disick, the boy who looks exactly like scott disick and nothing like this male model, drum roll, please. we go! >> scott, you are the father. >> congratulations, scott! and remember d.n.a. tests are

99.99% accurate so what do you think about that, michael? >> so you're telling me there's a chance. >> .01% chance so the male model is going to have to accept this. >> the male model is not accepting it. >> and it's because they went to an independent d.n.a. lab. >> he's saying they probably shot video, paid off the lab to be on the show. >> come on, that's actually totally a fair point. any solutions? >> he says, have the judge order it, have a court monitored d.n.a. test where everyone could be there and get it from court. >> or you could do this test -- no, yes? >> that male model is lying? >> harvey, harvey, harvey! >> john stamos turned 50. >> john, so happy birthday. you do not look 50. >> john stamos is 50. >> it's ridiculous.

something.d there's a deal with the devil. >> what's your secret to stay so fit and everything? >> i try to take care of myself and i'm friends with harvey. that's usually what does it. >> i wish. i wish. let me tell you. >> he's super hot. how could you be friends with him, though? i don't think i could be friends with him. >> can't you be friends with somebody that you don't necessarily -- >> i think so. >> i think you can. >> you could be friends with somebody that looks like john stamos? >> absolutely. >> and you would never try? absolutely. >> let's go in the jacuzzi. >> this hot tub is getting pretty hot, i think my shorts are chafing me. >> what if stamos tries you, stamos tries you, whatever. >> he's way too old. [laughter] >> all right, john, thank you. >> coming up -- >> we got lady gaga. there's a line of traffic because her car can't get back

into the chateau. one guy's in his car, what's going on? dude, it's lady gaga. he's like, that's cool. >> plus -- >> chris brown has the hit-and-run charge dropped. >> you're going to get your a gift? >> he goes, yeah, i'm going to get him one of these and points to his orange lamborgini. geragos tooling around l.a. in style now. >> can i get a gift receipt with that? >> "tmz" brought to you by kmart. [ of back to schoolst part is the first day. it's so complicated. am i tough? sporty? edgy? i must decide. wait. i get to be everyone i want to be because i went to jcpenney. they got so much cool stuff in a bazillion colors. now my friends ask me for advice. i'm thinking i'll go with this outfit. it shows how mature i've become over the summer. what's your first-day look? [ female announcer ] this weekend, get $10 off when you spend $25. come find your first-day look at jcpenney.

>> coming up -- >> selena gomez, she was performing, she was dancing very provocatively. >> she's a terrible dancer. and it's

>> that's chris brown celebrating in hollywood last night after he beat the rap on his hit-and-run case, a case that could have landed his ass behind bars. >> how does it feel to have that hit-and-run charge dropped? >> great. >> you bet your sweet ass it does and it's all thanks one amazing man. >> mark geragos did his job, very smart guy. >> he did a very good job. >> oncagain, chris' lawyer has saved the day, again. but do you think chris is grateful? actually, yes, yes, he is. >> are you going to give your lawyer, mark, a gift? lately.n hard at work are you going to get him one of these? >> we were going to suggest a gorilla gram but a lamborgini is too.

about thets lamborgini. it tops out at 230 miles an hour and goes from 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds. >> not in los angeles. >> traffic is slowly killing l.a. >> he's not buying him that. done. >> on top of all the lawyer's bills, that's gift enough. >> if you're chris brown, don't you need a lawyer on retainer. >> you still pay them. your retainer means you pay them money up front until they burn through it, then you pay them more. >> we got the system rigged, baby. you can't get out. >> lawyers, giving them all your money is better than going to jail. enjoy the lambo, geragos. >> selena gomez, she was performing up in canada and she is dancing very provocatively.

dang. justin bieber, i know why you like her now. i'm going to the next selena gomez concert. look at this girl shake her booty. ♪ you know it's got your name on it ♪ >> she's a terrible dancer and she's going like this. and it's known to be terrible. that's provocative? >> it's like the girl in the talent show who doesn't know she has all the steps down. >> it was like the britney spears of v.m.a.'s, people moving around her more than she's moving. >> walking back and forth to a rihanna song. what's the point of that? >> you guys all suck. >> oh, my god, it's lady gaga! she's taking pictures, she's dining, she's interacting with the tmz hollywood tour bus, like we'd go a day without mentioning that big red cash cow.

>> full bus? >> full bus. lady gaga's sitting there. >> he loves money. >> let's go to the bus. >> just saw lady gaga. >> driving up to the chateau marmont and i go, that's lady gaga. >> they went crazy. >> one kid jumped out of the side of the tour bus. >> please note, tmz is not liable for injuries sustained during celebrity sightings. >> he's a lawyer. >> back to gaga. >> she's so nice to her fans. >> she doesn't have bodyguards. she lets them touch her, she kisses, sheives takes pictures. >> she's still wearing that dumb ass makeup on her face. >> shut up about her. >> yeah, she's our favore celebrity until someone else shows up on the tour but for now we love you, gaga, you gave our riders the thrill of a lifetime. she's so excited, she sounds like she's not excited at all. >> we got lady gaga on the tmz

tour! >> we got kelly rowland's breastses. >> how are you doing today? kelly rowland says a lot of interesting things in this clip, bantergood clip, great on the camera guy but it's hard rowland.trate on kelly she's wearing a tank top and no bra and you got chocolate chips. >> what does kelly rowland talk about? >> fans were upset you canceled concert. >> you can see her -- >> look, look, right there. >> don't you want to hear what she has to say? >> did you hear some school districts are going to get rid of the d, the d's no longer hadg -- >> those are not real. >> they're not real. >> what did she say? >> this is what she talks about. >> oh, my god, they're diving boards. >> coming -- >> michael vick, he got

documents in his bankruptcy. in it, it shows payments made to an elite crisis management team. >> he took a career and created one of the great resurrections since jesus christ himself. not too tight. ok. yeahhh! we're going to need another diaper. introducing huggies mommy answers. the best advice in one place. from the brand new moms trust.

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>> "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> if you were the most hated man in america, would you pay $111,000 to make people like you? michael vick did and boy did it pay off. >> we got documents in his bankruptcy. >> and it shows vick paid $111,000 to citric and company, an elite crisis management team, to resurrect his management the dogfighting scandal in 2007. >> they outlined his playbook for success to come back. >> here it is, step by step. >> develop a media list and identify friendly media sources. step two -- >> stop! who's on the list? >> oh, right. well -- >> "the today show." >> "today show." >> "today show." >> "60 minutes." >> "60 minutes!" >> "60 minutes." >> "people magazine." >> yeah, and?

>> michael, welcome to "tmz live." >> thanks for having me. >> well, we weren't on the list but nice of him to call in. >> step two, attend media training in regaining initiative war.e p.r. >> so when he does a news conference he knows what to say, how to say it and hopefully how to make people forget that he murdered puppies. >> it was the best $111,000 the dude ever spent. >> yes, it was, because his image bounced back and he signed a $100 million contract with philly. >> oh, oh, oh, oh! i got the best question of the day. citric represented kobe bryant and michael vick. who did he do a better job for? >> i think people took the vick thing harder. >> i do, too. >> that girl didn't take it harder. >> getting off track. point is -- >> mike vick was in a bad place in his life and this particular media group, whatever they did, whatever they said to him, it got him on a better track and

now he's not only living a better life but people like him again. >> good work, vick, and good work crisis team and good work, "60 minutes," you let celebrities manipulate you. coming up -- >> rick solomon and pam anderson, they are in hawaii. she is in this photo. the top of her head is right there. [ jessica ] so i opened the box and i said to myself, "this is a tablet that i'm going to have to learn how to use."

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captions paid for by the fox broadcasting company welcome to "dish nation." holding it down here in dallas, texas. first, let's check in with our friends in atlanta. what's up, guys? >> hey! >> what's up, dallas? >> big things are popping. duck dynasty is the biggest show on tv. big paycheck, and one of them could be the next president. >> oh, no. >> and y'all remember rob burgundy? does that name ring a bell? >> the leather-bound books? >> there you go. >> i love that man. he actually wrote a book, can you believe that? >> really. >> all by hself? >> also coming up, my man here,

rapping of the week. turn up, man. >> i'm turned up right now. we've got gaga news. we've got the latest nudie pictures of lady gaga coming up. >> oh, man. >> plus, is it time for the hungry games? we have a hunger games star behaving very badly. >> ooh. >> we have got to kick things off with brooke and jubal in seattle. they've got really strange dish on miley cyrus. let's go! >> miley cyrus' song "we can't stop" is hugeon the charts right now. especially her video where people are actually saying there's a conspiracy there. >> what conspiracy could be behind twerking? >> they sid miley cyrus is sending subliminal messages through her video. >> what? >> yeah. apparently miley's finger has an all-seeing eye tattoo onit, which is a sign for the

illuminaty, and she's laying in bed flashing a 666 hand gesture. >> what is the lum naty? >> a secret society that controls the world. >> they want miley cyrus? >> i hope no. miley cyrusctually addressed it during a bbc interview. >> the conspiracy video behind my video. a lot of people think i'm illuminaty. i don'tet it how it's that trippy. like there's a subliminal message. >> i like how she stopped herself from saying, don't think that hard about my music. it's really not that hard to get. she said the song is about things she does in l.a. >> is this the normal thing she does. teddy bearsill sometimes come and dance with you. >> and french fries turn into skulls. >> and you cut your finger off. >> apparently it was originally written for rihanna who say is a

member of the lum naty as well. we know they don't like clothes. >> apparently. lindsay lohan, we remember this tramp was in rehab, right? in malibu. y'all remember the great single, we loved it. do you know shacka kan left her. she was being very mean. they also said there was five other girls at the rehab. they were saying she acting like a -- >> that would have been the perfect opportunity for lindsay lohan to feel the wrath of kan. >> when you go to jail, when you go to rehab, when you go anywhere for something you did bad, all the star power stuff is checked at the door. >> yeah. you know what i heard, though? >> what? >> word on the street is lindsay lohan really was macka shacka. she kept calling her names. she kept saying chaka khan.

chaka khan. >> so chaka khan kept ignoring her, which -- off lindsay lohan. it all makes sense. >> oh, lindsay lohan, i feel for you. >> okay. the british are coming. for kelly clarkson. >> why? >> yeah. >> i can take her. >> i'm okay with that. >> kelly clarkson is a huge fan of english novelist jane austin. she paid over $236,000 for a gold and topaz ring that was owned by the novelist. >> what? >> wow. >> does she know what topaz is worth? not that. just to let you know, kelly. >> jane austin's house museum has been working to keep this ring in britain. an anonymous donor has already donated $155,000 to keep it in the country. >> that's ridiculous. i think the ring should go to kelly clarkson if she bought it. >> oh, come on.

it's not going to fit her in three weeks anyway, with her yo-yo dieting. >> what do you think the anonymous donor is? >> justin garina. the runner-up from her season. just trying to get her back for beating her. >> from justin to kelly, it was a major blockbuster. >> i'm sure he's still living on residuals. >> she should give it to somebody who needs it, you know? >> the ring? or the money? >> the money. there's needy people out there. i'm so excited. you may not aware of this. this is a nationaloliday today. >> really? what is it? >> national tell a joke day. >> really? >> i have always wanted to be the person, that person at the party who has joke after joke after joke. but i can never remember any of them. >> i kind of have a new one. there's two olives hanging out on a table, ght? and the other one cracks a joke to the other one and laughs so

much he falls to the floor, so the other olive goes over to the edge of the table and says, are you okay? he raises his little stem and goes, i'll live. >> how does a ninja order food at burger king? >> how? >> a whopa! >> come on, dog! you're ruining the holiday, man. >> those are our best jokes. we want to hear what yours sounds like. follow us on our facebook page and we want to hear from you, so we can laugh, too. y'all give it up for the rap of the week! >> hey! shall here's a topic i know is going to be a winner. let's talk about obama versus kris jenner.

>> kris jenner fighting back at the press. you can have the 10,000 square foot crib. yo, this battle is ill as swine flu. >> hand crack, tell me, what happened with oprah, and wow. >> oprah's luck is the worse. she tried to go to switzerland just to buy a purse. tell me what this crazy old broad did. she tried to say oprah couldn't afford it. i guess she didn't recognize her face. come on, she got money, she got boom inside her pocket. richest lady in the world. you should have recognized her, the most famous girl. >> have you ever had corn on the cob, ashton kutcher kept saying the word job. >> he won the teen choice award so effortless, but he kept sending the subliminal messages. nobody knew what was going on. they were wondering what the heck was wrong. >> looks like the world is coming to an end. >> there's a lot of guys posing for the scene called boudoir.

but you know what drove photos crazy, taken by j.c. >> can we take that back? can we do that again? >> moving on. >> ooh! >> rap of the week! >> yeah! >> exercise your thumb. exercise your thumb. exercise your thumb. >> don't do stupid things. >> oh! all this week we've been asking you to post your best captions on the "dish nation" facebook page. time to reveal your best caption. >> for this photo of rihanna, mike writes, i feel so overdressed. >> for this photo of prince charles, charlie writes, i'm going to hug him and squeeze him and call him george. >> britney spears, marlon writes, guys, my eye is up here. >> you get a bag, you get a bag,

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today's national joke day. i love it. did you actually hear today that the actress got stabbed, reese, what's her name? >> oh, my god. witherspoon. >> no, with a knife. >> guys, time for we've got issues.

this is where we get all the tabloids ahead of time. believe it or not, kim kardashian, cover girl again on "life & style." only $2.99. she had the most miserable pregnancy documented by a reality show and she's surprising everyone by saying she wants to try for number two. >> kanye's not open. >> she said she's open to having a number two. >> open to having number two? >> i'm open to that. >> i have number two every morning. >> i'm totally open. >> i know you're not into girly baby things, but what do you think of baby george, prince george's little nursery room? isn't that cute and sweet? it's a little girly for me, but he is british. >> i don't care. >> why don't you care? >> i don't know. what's wrong with me? >> have you ever had a yearning at all in your loins for a child? >> oh, take off the child. then we have "us weekly."

jennifer aniston, always on the cover of "us weekly." they just change the headline every week. one week she's pregnant the other week she throws a birthday bash. >> for herself. nobody showed up. >> that's not true. she had cats there. >> we finally find out why kim kardashian has been hiding in all this time. she's tortured by her body. >> now she feels how her instagrams feel. fast lane brought to you by the toyota rav 4. >> we're heading to l.a. we could potentially have the biggest boy band ever being formed. ed shirren, zane mallek from one direction, johnny depp. >> what? >> yes. these three were all seen walking into a recording studio together, and also there was alexander deleon. you' a fan of him, right? he posted a photo of himself with johnny depp, zane mallek in the studio and said pirate

lessons from the one and only. thank you for having us, mr. depp. >> you need to give up some of these jobs you got, getting the cool fame and chicks and money and stuff. pass the ball. >> you want to be in a boy band? >> no, i'm just saying they're hogging. they're acting, now they're singing. let us have some fun. next in the fast lane, we go to my hometown of san diego. you remember ron burgundy from anchor man, right? >> will ferrell? >> ron burgundy is writing a memoir about his good times as a member of the channel 4 news team. >> j.c., you realize this is a fake memoir. he's not even a real person. he's a character. >> i disagree with you on that one, kelly. ron burgundy is real. i saw him on tv. >> you're buying it, aren't you? >> yes. we're headed to louisiana. there's a "duck dynasty" star who might rung for congress. you know the dude with the long beards, one of the friendlier guys on "duck dynasty." the republican strategists are

trying to push him to run for one of the open seats that came up. >> he would definitely win. he is really popular. >> and it's almost a given he would get it if he ran. but he said he feels like he doesn't have the time to commit to running for congress. do you know how much they make per episode? $200,000, split amongst all of them. >> how many of them is there? >> enough. >> we're in the wrong hustle. >> why aren't we on "duck dynasty"? >> this tdude is start. he should take everyone hunting. under the new ramification. >> under the new what? >> under the ramification of the new salary thing. >> the what? >> you used the word in the wrong sentence, dude. >> used the word in a wrong sentence. are you serious? >> a new show called ""duck dynasty ".

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pretty stupid question for somebody with a wiener on his face. bonding over white castle. not in the same way herald and kumar. a particular film that had a real impact on me as a teenager was harold and kumar. it had a deep impact on me. >> i understand that. clueless had a deep impact on me. >> that's one of those things you don't really want to admit to. >> liam is australian. they don't have white castles down under. they were filming hunger games in kentucky, josh hutchinson took him to one for the first time. they got, quote, briefcases of burgers. three hours later they were throwing up together. >> that's always a good way to bond. >> who held whose hair back when they were throwing up? >> jennifer lawrence held both of their hair. >> toughen up, dude. >> don't you remember hunger games? >> white eating at white castle.

>> it wasn't like they vomited from eating too much. it was a planned vomit. they binged and then purged. that's what you do in hollywood. who loves games more than me? >> you. >> i'm the only one. time to play cuckoo for gaga. i'm going to tell you two outrageous lady gaga stories. tell me which one's true, which one's false. lady gaga pot up all the live bait and set it free. or lady gaga channels the joker with her new look. >> i can see her setting live bait, like buying minnows and whatever, worms and setting them free. >> i'll go with the bait and tackle freedom. >> i'll go against the guys on this one and take the joker one. >> jenna's cuckoo for gaga. she got it right. she's actually channeling the joker. did you see this? >> oh, man. >> she was photographed looking

like this. >> i thought she just fell down in a gay parade. >> time to play another round of cuckoo for gaga. here we go. lady gaga held out at the chateau wearing only her underwear. or lady gaga wears a bra made out of fossilized tarantulas. >> the second one for sure is real. >> i'm going to go against al. he's always wrong. i'll go with the underwear. >> the underwear is usual for her. i'll go with that as well. >> she's done that before. >> yep. >> actually, al, i'm sorry. you're wrong. here's a picture of lady gaga in her underwear. >> am i crazy? i think this is the best she's ever looked. >> she has a little bit of a baby rash. >> i think that's mesh. >> i can spot that from a mile away. if she put a little cream right there. >> you're studying that a little too close. >> that's the daddy in me.

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it's time for "the wendy williams show." today, an oscar-nominated hollywood a-lister, salma hayek, plus, pop superstar kylie minogue and celebrity chef lorena garcia. now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ]

>> wendy: thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to the show.v the studio audience, happy weekend. how you doin'? we have a fantastic show for you. can you believe that ben affleck and his ex, jennifer lopez are still in touch with one another? [ audience reacts ]. you know i have my opinion. let's talk about it. it's time for "hot topics." [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: thank you. all the guys here -- all my guys and girls working here at the show are all aflurry with salma

hayek and kylie minogue in the building. there's all kinds of hotness going on here. i know. i know. [ applause ] we told you aout beyonce starring in that clint eastwood remake of "a star is born." remember last spring we were talking about that on the show. this is the only place anybody was talking about that. i never heard that any place but here. but it's true, nevertheless. anyway, now she's quit the movie and everyone's wondering why. [ audience reacts ] here's the thing. do you remember the original "a star is born" with barbra streisand? this movie would have been a huge look in her career. beyonce is blaming her schedule for the reason she's not doing the movie. she says she's working on new music and directing a documentary. which makes sense. we haven't had any new music in a while, a full beyonce album and documentary. have we ever seen her direct? no. that's good. plus she's busy with -- this is

a good dress, isn't it? [ applause ] i mean, i bet you that's one of the house of darion dresses. some people don't like those dresses but this is a good dress. you look good, beyonce. clint eastwood, it's his remake and the movie, they're saying it's hard to fina male lead. hard to find a male lad for int eastwood directed "a star is born"? they said they approached bradley cooper, tom cruise and leonardo dicaprio and they all said no. well, why would you say no to "a star is born" and clint eastwood unless it's that you don't feel that beyonce has risen to acting status for you to act oppite her? you knowsometimes -- there's some actresses and actors that are snobby. they don't want to act with talk show hosts or singers or