to not just play with the chlorinator, but to also run away with it. the guys opted for a bear inflatable to replace the unicorn, and if the bears eat their own, well, the owners plan to just grin and bear it. >> hmm. >> it would already be on zillow if i owned it. >> i know, that's the foothills, so parts of pasadena, monrovia, all those places see bears pretty often. it's just interesting to see them coming back to the pool over and over again. i would be out as well. >> they're cute until your dog's out there -- >> or until you're out there in between the mom and her babies! we' not >> we are following unrest and that is spreading on college campuses from coast-to-coast. donald trump and republicans are seizing on the chaos. trump doubling down, demanding in all caps "stop the protests now!!!"

>> it looks like they've got it maybe clamped down. but it should never have gotten to this and they should have done it a lot sooner. >> are you looking for a university with no political protests? look no further than trump university. trump university has stopped all student protests on campus by having no students and no campus. unlike trump university, most american universities make the mistake of existing. but trump university had the wisdom to be shut down for fraud 13 years ago. >> sign up at trump university. >> warning: you cannot sign up for something that was shut down for racketeering. ♪ you can't set up a tent ♪ ♪ n a place ♪ ♪ that can't legally exist ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... breaking the grass ceiling. and carol burnett takes the colbert questionert. plus, stephen welcomes phil keoghan!

and musical guest jacob collier. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: perfect. whoo! thank you, my friends, please. you are all my friends. welcome one and all in here, out there, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks, it's no secret i'm an entertainer, but i pride myself on not pandering to my audience, and 'm not afraid to stand on this stage and ask the tough questions, like who here

smokes weed? [cheering] i'm calling your parents. well, there's good news for anybody who likes doobing a rollie, because yesterday, the biden administration announced plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide. [cheers and applause] nationwide. everywhere. do you understand what this means? it means here in new york, it will somehow be even easier to get pot. 'cause based on what i smell walking down the street, i think when you come out of the lincoln tunnel, they just pack it in your tailpipe. now technically, this isn't legalization, just re-classification. presently, cannabis is a schedule 1 drug. so-called because for many smokers, it's the number one thing on their schedule. schedule 1 is very serious.

schedule 1 means weed is considered higher risk than cocaine and meth. that's insane. if those drugs are safer than marijuana, why do you never hear of a doctor prescribing medicinal meth? "dr. larson, your tests show a concerning lack of spiders crawling under your skin. i want you to smoke two of these rocks of crack and scream at me through the bedroom window in the morning. you can just leave most of your eeth with the nurse on the way out." but now, with this new change, weed will be a schedule 3 drug, alongside ketamine and some anabolic steroids. yes, weed and steroids will be in the same league. so get ready for phish fans who are jacked. the question you may be asking steve. why is big daddy biden passing out the fat blunts? speculation is because easing weed restrictions could help

biden boost flagging support, particularly among younger voters. yes, it could help biden, or it could lead to a write-in campaign for "dude, let's put rainbow sprinkles on the lo mein." crunchy, it's sweet. today was the day off, right? wednesday. today is a day off from donald trump's hush money trial, which gave him precious time at home to fart at his family. now we still don't at this point if the jury will find him guilty, but we do know they've found him sleepy. because, according to reports, yesterday, donald trump fell asleep in court again. oh, so the trial for him covering up having sex with stormy daniels is a lot like him having sex with stormy daniels. [cheering] he... he lasts only a few furious minutes and then nods off.

trump has fallen asleep so many times at this point that his attorneys are reportedly "trying a number of different devices" to keep him awake. yes, many devices, the most successful of which has been nuggets on a string. is that a real photo? we didn't mock that up. that's an actual photo of donald trump. one new strategy is that when the legal teams sidebar with the judge, an attorney doesn't leave trump's side anymore because leaving him alone means leaving him to potentially sleep. he can't stay awake if he's alone for 30 seconds? this does not bode well for a second term. "mr. president, i want you to know seal team 6 is in position to strike. we just need your go-ahead -- and he's fallen asleep again. tell you what. i'm gonna draw a penis on his forehead. there you go. there you go."

the lawyers have also given trump stuff to keep him busy. because now he has a stack of papers with him at all times to go through. yes, it comes with crayons. "oh! word search! i'm great at this. i found glerb, lerb, and word search!" now, trump, he snoozed through some pretty interesting testimony yesterday. we learned yesterday the mechanics of how exactly he paid off karen mcdougal and stormy daniels, thanks to a new witness, california attorney keith davidson, seen here saying, "oh, god. are the books right behind me?" how did they get out here in the forest? davidson is a lawyer out of

beverly hills who offers services ranging from personal injury to std lawsuits. "has your junk been hurt in anaccident? did you slip and fall into a pile of herpes? call 555-penis-ow!" little early. davidson is a key witness because he represented both stormy daniels and karen mcdougal in their legal agreements to keep silent about their affairs with trump. yes, trump's wanderin' shroom has created a new area of law. "my son is in law school." "oh, really? what's he studying?" "light butt play." [laughter] we had some discussions about a bad backstage. "light butt play." that's a funny word. now, while karen mcdougal

was paid by the "national enquirer," stormy was supposed to be paid off by trump himself. so no surprise, davidson testified that the money wasn't sent by the agreed-upon deadline, because trump didn't want to spend the money. how cheap is this guy? it is days from the election in 2016. the campaign is on the line, but he still won't pony up. "tell you what. ask her if she'll take a coupon. i'll trade her silence for... half-off rug shampooing." this is an exciting day for trump in a way, because he's on the cover of "time" magazine once again with the title "if he wins." [booing] answer: we are screwed. 'cause the interview in the magazine is pretty chilling. in it, he talks about mass

deportations, he doesn't rule out political violence in the 2024 election, and when asked about pardoning imprisoned january 6th defendants, he says, "i would consider that, yes," "if somebody was evil and bad, i would look at that differently." 'cause evil and bad is a terrible combination. not many people are both. evel knievel was evil, not bad. no, listen up. this is true. bad bunny? bad, not evil. some say not even a bunny. so he could be lying about all of it. which if you think about it, pretty evil." trump tried to dodge any question at all about abortion by claiming he would leave it up to the states, but said he's fine with states monitoring pregnant women so they don't get abortions. then why stop at pregnancy? why not monitor women for their entire cycle? "open up! open up! it's the feds! it's gonna be a light day!"

[laughter] not sure how i was holding that bullhorn. talking into a hoagie. light butt play. light butt play. what do you think of that? what are you think about, what about you, ed? you ever have light butt play? what about you, doc? trump also assured the nation that he's going to be way better at staffing this time around, saying, "the advantage i have now is i know everybody. i know people. i know the good, the bad, the supid, the smart." you can just say "good" and "smart," we already know you're pretty tight with the bad and the stupid. they're your sons. [cheering] yesterday, he also called into fox news and weighed in on

the ongoing conflict in the middle east. >> we have to let israel complete their war on terror. it's a horrible thing. but they have to do it. and they have to do it fast. >> stephen: yes, horrible things are only horrible if they aren't done really fast. "kids, i am leaving you and your mom for my college intern, but it's okay 'cause i'm leaving in a jetpack. pshhhh." pshhhh. then trump did an interview on a local fox affiliate in michigan for the unfortunately named segment -- and this is true -- "let it rip." "i was assured this was the place i could let it rip. thank you for having me. i will not be taking questions at this time." [laughter] trump later appeared on the

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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheers and applause] my friends, and you are my friends, coming up in just a moment, you know "the amazing race." wednesday nights here on the c-bus. host phil keoghan will be out just a moment to talk about all the amazing race as they are

doing this year. this is quite an honor. the great, the one, the only carol burnett will be taking the colbert questionert. one of my faves of all time. you can see carol on "palm royale" on apple tv+. check that out, folks. ladies and gentlemen, a few minutes ago i was standing over there, talking about donald trump. but that's, that's the old stephen. the new steve is going to sit over here and talk about donald trump and and this is important. it's not just him. we're going to be talking about who he might choose as his running mate. currently, the hot new name is north dakota governor doug burgum, seen here being less interesting than a wooden post. burgum is a rising star in republican politics. you know his slogan, "vote dave! or doug? is it doug?" burgum is the most exciting

potential running mate since 2016 when hillary clinton picked... no idea. even though burgum-mania isn't yet sweeping the country, in recent weeks, sources say, trump frequently has brought up burgum's name. hey, sources, i hate to burst your bubble, but he wasn't saying "burgum." he was saying, "burger yum!" [cheers and applause] so who is dougie b? he's a staunchly conservative businessman worth at least $100 million, who may be best known for qualifying for the 2024 republican primary debates by offering $20 gift cards to anyone who would donate at least one dollar to him. "spend $20, make $1" is also the official sales pitch of draft kings. draft kings: "your kid never rode that bike

anyway." light butt play. [laughter] uh... burgum's in the veep-stakes because recently one of the previous candidates, let's say, took themselves out of the running. i'm talking about south dakota governor kristi noem, seen here about to rap about plumbing. earlier this week, noem willingly revealed that she... how do i put this delicately? murdered a puppy in cold blood. some in trump's orbit have tried to defend noem, such as don jr. fiancee and big mouth billy bass that only says slurs, kimberly guilfoyle. yesterday, guilfoyle spun her own conspiracy theory about what really happened. >> why the hell would kristi noem put that thing about shooting her dog who was 14 months old in a book? >> i don't know what happened. maybe somebody slipped that in, and she didn't see it, i don't know.

>> stephen: yes. which is more likely? that she actually did it or that someone slipped a long and detailed story about how she killed a puppy and then a goa in her book but she never saw it, and then tricked her into going on twitter to repeatedly defend it. be so devious? could it be ghosts? probably. she's killed a lot of things. now, this confession of being a petting zoo serial killer got noem a bit of backlash, including from a member of her own party. utah senator mitt romney, seen here enjoying the on-field antics of the philly phanatic. back when romney was running for president, he had his own canine scandal, when it was revealed he strapped his dog's kennel to the roof of his car during a 12-hour road trip to canada, despite the irish setter suffering from diarrhea. despite... not because of

the diarrhea? "uh, why are you putting the dog on the roof? could it have anything to do with the high-pressure dookage soaking the backseat?" "not at all. why do you ask?" next up, manitoba, kids. putting your dog on the roof is not only cruel to the dog but very cruel to the guy behind you in the convertible. >> louis: wow. wow. >> stephen: but romney is feeling vindicated that he's not the worst dog-abuser in his party, proclaiming, "i didn't eat my dog." mitt, no one brought that up, buddy. "i didn't eat my dog. i didn't put any kittens in the dishwasher, and i've never pleasured myself to the on-field antics of the philly phanatic." we'll be right back with carol burnett. ♪ ♪ (vo) it's shrimp your way. choose three flavors for just $20*.

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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." i'm here with the one, the only carol burnett. carol, it's always a joy to have you on. the thing is, even if we can have long, in-depth interviews, there are just certain things you can't learn about a guest in a standard tv interview.

some of the greatest performers come out here and i like the opportunity to delve a little deeper, to really see their soul and reveal their true self not only to me but to the world. i'm just curious, carol burnett, would you be willing to take this thing we call the colbert questionert. [cheers and applause] okay? okay. here we go. first question of the colbert questionert, carol burnett, what is the best sandwich? >> carol: oh, i like grilled cheese. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: classic. classic. do you do butter on the outside, mayonnaise on the outside? >> carol: sliced tomato. >> stephen: that classes it up nicely. >> carol: may be a little mayonnaise. >> stephen: okay. what is the scariest animal? >> carol: snake. >> stephen: classic. apples or oranges, carol? >> carol: oh.

i like both. apples. [applause] >> stephen: you can't put peanut butter on an orange. have you ever asked someone for their autograph? >> carol: yes. >> stephen: may i ask who? >> carol: linda darnell. you're not going to remember her. but she was one of my favorite actresses when i was a little girl. she was so beautiful and she was from texas. that's where i was born. and my grandmother and i were hanging over the ropes, watching all the movie stars coming in to the premiers. i was 9 years old. linda darnell is walking by. [gasps] and my grandmother, "linda!" grabbed her by the arm. she said "give this little girl your autograph. she loves you." she looked at me and she said "hi, sweetheart. what's your name?" i told her. i'm looking up at this gorgeous face and she's writing it. and i look and her nostrils didn't match.

[laughter] they were just a little different shape. you know. let me see your nostrils? same thing. they're not exactly the same. >> stephen: perfect. >> carol: i know. [laughs] >> stephen: you've got to give me his card. what do you think happens when we die? >> carol: whoa. >> stephen: it's a really quick trip from best sandwich to what do you think happens when we die? >> carol: i think there's something there that's more than what we know, i do. i've had many experiences in my life that you can't quite explain. >> stephen: some spirit from the other side? >> carol: signs, yeah. >> stephen: wow. it sounds or just a wink from the universe?

>> carol: [laughs] certain things where i wanted rain for instance, a certain thing, and it rained what i wanted to. also... i won't go into it. my daughter carrie who passed away 20 years ago. we were working together and doing a play on broadway. she died before we could finish it and so it was up to me to finish it. the great hal prince was directing. he was going to go to broadway. i flew to new york, chicago, to do the rehearsals and stuff. i just said "i need a little prayer. i need, carrie, i need you to be with me." when i got to the hotel room, there was a huge array of birds of paradise on the coffee table.

and they were from hal prince, the director. he said "see you tomorrow in rehearsal." i called and i said "how did you know this and the birds of paradise? he said i didn't. i just call the florist and they sent them. the birds of paradise is carrie's favorite flower and it was tattooed on the back of her shoulder. >> stephen: that's lovely. >> carol: the next night we had dinner with hal. the maitre d' brought a bottle of champagne. it said louise. that was carrie's middle name and my moher's name. i kind of think that's around. >> stephen: i know the feeling. that's lovely. you have a favorite action movie? [laughter] it dips pretty quick. it dips pretty quick after that one. it's an emotional roller coaster, the questionnaire.

>> carol: action movie? i loved "dances with wolves." few others some action in there. >> carol: and "shawshank redemption". >> stephen: i've never seen it actually. >> carol: oh, no! you've got to! >> stephen: that the reaction everyone has when i see that what i want to watch until i can watch it with tim robbins. >> carol: morgan freeman. >> stephen: yeah. >> carol: it's great. >> stephen: i hear good things. [laughter] like it's the best movie ever made us want to hear. window or aisle? >> carol: aisle. >> stephen: pourquoi? >> carol: so i can go to the bathroom. >> stephen: that's everyone's answer. favorite smell. >> carol: i think cookies. fresh-baked cookies. >> stephen: least favorite smell. >> carol: oh, come on. >> stephen: we can imagine? okay. earliest memory?

>> carol: being bathed in a sink in texas. i think i was around two. >> stephen: do you remember the window? >> carol: it was a window. it was a big sink, an old house in san antonio. i remember being bathed in it. >> stephen: cats or dogs? >> carol: i like both but i have a cat. [applause] she is a bengal. when she's hungry, she takes the phone off the hook. [laughter] >> stephen: that's a cat. >> carol: i see the red light and that means she's hungry. and then she is sitting by the bowl, waiting. she's smart. >> stephen: you only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life. what is it? you don't have to listen to it on a loop. when you go to listen to music, this is the song. >> carol: "here's that rainy day." i love it. >> stephen: what number am i

thinking of? >> carol: 9. >> stephen: no. [laughter] carol, describe the rest of your life in five words. >> carol: oh, my. i would like to... live. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: you sure have and you sure will. that's carol burnett, everybody. congratulations. you are known. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ [ cellphone ringing ] phone call from the boss? sorry. outdoor time is me time. i hear that. that's why we protect all your vehicles here. but hey...nothing wrong with sticking it to the boss. ooooh, flo, you gonna take that? why would that concern me? because you're...the... aren't you the..? huh...we never actually discussed hierarchy. ok, why don't we just stick to letting dave know how much he can save when he bundles his home or auto with his boat or rv.

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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. it's a long trip. ladies and gentlemen, my next guest this evening is the emmy award-winning host of "the amazing race," now in its 36th season on cbs. please welcome back to "the late show," phil keoghan. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ nice to have you back. >> i hoping you're not going to offer me up whiskey shot like

you did last time. i think we'll wait till later. i don't know how i got to the last interview after you gave me the shot. >> stephen: vodka, whiskey, tequila, rum. let me know. if any place in the interview gets a little rocky for you, give me a wink and i'll go get it. last time you were here, we didn't get a chance to talk about your home country, new zealand. i don't know if you know this, but i am so smitten by new zealand. i love kiwis. they are the nicest, they make everyone else in the world seem like complete jerks. i love every key we i've ever met. i doubt you could name a kiwi i didn't like. is there any kiwi people don't like? >> phil: the only person i can think of, there was a guy who bullied me at school. >> stephen: wow. >> phil: i would love to say his name on national television. i won't embarrass him. no, not going to. >> stephen: do you do the adventure stuff down there? you all are crazy.

you invented the modern bungee jumping. >> phil: i met him back in the mid-'80s and he used to get terribly stoned and lived in a volkswagen van and i actually jumped with him early in '89. an artificial world record together with nine of us jumping at one time. off the bridge. >> stephen: which i've done. here's the thing. where was the van? was he living in a van down by the river? >> phil: yes! as a matter of fact, he was. if you were smoking marijuana, it was a major -- you know what i mean. people are a little more liberal about the whole thing but he's doing really well and he's an awesome guy, henry. he was the new zealand downhill mountain biking champion. a.j. hackett, they went to france and jumped illegally from the inside of the eiffel tower. that's how they got the whole publicity thing going. i was so excited to hear that you went to new zealand. >> stephen: i've been several times. i would go back in a minute.

>> phil: i would love to take you on a personalized trip. >> stephen: what would we do? >> phil: definitely we would go see some of my family members. [laughter] >> stephen: i'm sure i would love that. >> phil: a lot of them play the banjo and a few of them are cross eyed. no. >> stephen: i'm from south carolina. that doesn't scare me. >> phil: they love to have a good drink. i just went and did, yes, exactly. you wouldn't have to take any of that with you. we could pick up what we need down there. there's a place called reefton, the last true town of new zealand. they are making their own -- >> stephen: is that how they describe themselves? do other people described in that way? >> phil: you have to come up with a promotional tag. >> phil: reefton is near the south island. i followed my family name, keoghan. they escaped the potato famine and my great-great-grandfather started off with a farmed on there so i used it loosely as a way to plan a trip and, i have the best time.

it was awesome. >> stephen: have you been anyplace as beautiful as new zealand? every major geological formation, every kind of weather system, everything. these two islands, only the size of great britain. >> phil: and japan, roughly the same size. >> stephen: you've got everything on those two islands. >> phil: we have a lot. i want to say that ultimately i've been to places that are just as beautiful around the world but i think ultimately i do believe that places are about the people. i have been in the most incredible places on earth. absolutely bored and not really enjoying it. because essentially like looking at beautiful postcard or picture. unless you're there with people, so for me new zealand his home, his family. there's a kindred spirit that you have being at home. so to me, yes it's beautiful, the most beautiful place to be because that's where my family

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>> stephen: this young man right here is the host of "the amazing race" phil keoghan. the finale is coming up. >> phil: yes.

tonight's episode, went of barbados, rihanna country. those of you who don't know. if you love and we wanted barbados to shine bright like a diamond. i'm sorry i just walked right into that one. i hope she's watching because we really got a chance to show off barbados. we showed off some road tennis, a combination between tennis and pickleball. they played on the road with bigger paddles and a faster bouncing rubber ball. when i was a kid, i grew up in antigua and i went to barbados quite a bit. i love it there. >> stephen: speaking of the liquor bar, that's where they make the mount gay realm. >> phil: great rum. you don't have any of that, do you? you have to give 5-year-old antigua rum. >> stephen: i'll show you what i have. >> phil: maybe we should have a drink. >> stephen: i have a havana club which i believe is illegal to have in the united states. >> phil: this show is really

getting a legal, isn't it? might as well. we are towards the end of the interview. i mean, at this stage, at this stage what could possibly go wrong? >> stephen: what is it like to be the host question when you get to travel all over the world. is that part fun or just exhausting? >> phil: it's totally amazing. thank you for having me back again. i don't know if i'llbe back. but cheers. >> stephen: of course. isn't that tasty? >> phil: really good. people say you have the best job in the world and i really believe the opportunity that i have to be able to share cultures. i love that we get to show the world in a positive light. there's so much that you see on television and in the media. here's what's going wrong in this country and here's what's going wrong over here and here's what's going wrong over here. >> stephen: and then people go on tv and make late-night jokes about it. it's so sad. >> phil: i've heard that. do know these people? >> stephen: one thing i love about the show, love your

eyebrow. this is how you kick off every season, that eyebrow. [chers and applause] where did this, how did this start? >> phil: when i was a kid i was absently fascinated by a gentleman of a man by the name of lee majors, the $6 million man. if you don't know who that is, some of you don't know, it was like, we have the technology to rebuild. steve austin. he has an accident and they rebuilt him and it only cost $6 million. he has a show, he's big. number one tv star in the world. burt reynolds number one movie star at the time. dated farrah fawcett, if you remember her. i have the steve austin doll and i still have that. that's me. >> stephen: and the bionic woman doll. >> phil: i took steve austin's clothes and put them on bionic woman who belonged to my sister.

i don't know what that's about. but anyway, the eyebrow, the left eye, he had a sound effect. it would go do, do, do, do, do. that's how he was seeing through the bionic eye. i still have him. he's one of my favorite things in the world. and then a few years ago i met the kentucky derby and lo and behold, who do i need? lee majors. >> stephen: you live a charmed life. >> phil: i'm so lucky. his wife, his wife faith is a big "amazing race" fan. she walks over and says i love "the amazing race" but you stole my husbands eyebrow! and i went, yes, i did. >> stephen: phil. cheers. here's to new zealand. here's to "the amazing race." thanks for stopping by. >> phil: thank you for having me. >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen, phil keoghan, everybody.

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>> stephen: and now, performing "cinnamon crush" from his album "jesse volume 4," jacob collier featuring lindsey lomis. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ i just want your body, baby ♪ ♪ by my side ♪ ♪ candlelight inside ♪ ♪ take a hold of me ♪ ♪ i said, "oh-la-la-la-la" ♪ ♪ you're sweet to me ♪ ♪ open ♪ ♪ i can't get you ♪ ♪ off my mind ♪ ♪ i must've tried ♪ ♪ a hundred thousand times now ♪ ♪ but somethin' 'bout that "oh-la-la-la-la" ♪ ♪ is keepin' me holding' on ♪ ♪ and i can't let go now ♪ ♪ oh, la-la ♪ ♪ you give me a rush now ♪ ♪ sugar ♪ ♪ say, "oh, la-la" ♪ ♪ you're my cinnamon crush now ♪ ♪ sugar ♪ ♪ say, "oh, la-la, la-la" ♪ ♪ we're keepin' it hush now ♪

♪ sugar? ♪ ♪ say, oh, sugar ♪ ♪ i just want you next to me ♪ ♪ by my side ♪ ♪ won't you hold me close? ♪ ♪ no slippin' away ♪ ♪ it's like, "oh-la-la-la-la" ♪ ♪ 'cause i want you more than ♪ ♪ a little ♪ ♪ been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ all my life ♪ ♪ i never thought ♪ ♪ that i could find you ♪ ♪ oh, you ♪ ♪ i think that i'm ready ♪ ♪ take me on a sugar high ♪ ♪ you give me a rush now ♪ ♪ sugar ♪ ♪ say, "oh, la-la" ♪ ♪ you're my cinnamon crush now ♪ ♪ sugar ♪ ♪ say, "oh, la-la" ♪ ♪ we're keepin' it hush now ♪ ♪ sugar ♪ ♪ say, "oh, la-la" ♪ ♪ say, "oh, hey, oh, no" ♪ ♪ i don't know which way ♪

♪ the wind may blow ♪ ♪ i don't know if things ♪ ♪ will last for long ♪ ♪ but i know ♪ ♪ this feeling's real inside ♪ ♪ i can't get you off my mind ♪ ♪ sugar, no ♪ ♪ my mind ♪ ♪ my mind ♪ ♪ ooh, oooh ♪ ♪ ooh, oooh ♪ ♪ somethin' 'bout you ♪ ♪ whispers cinnamon ♪ ♪ sweetheart, won't you ♪ ♪ let me in again? ♪ ♪ just stay forever ♪ ♪ hush me up ♪

♪ and make me glow again ♪ ♪ wake me up ♪ ♪ and kiss me slow again ♪ ♪ just stay forever ♪ ♪ somethin' 'bout you ♪ ♪ keeps me up at night ♪ ♪ touch me, tease me ♪ ♪ bring me back to life ♪ ♪ just stay forever ♪ ♪ take me to the place ♪ ♪ i've never been ♪ ♪ mellow, sweetness ♪ ♪ sniff me up again ♪ ♪ just stay forever ♪ ♪ you're my cinnamon crush now ♪ ♪ sugar ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: you can catch him on his north american tour now! jacob collier and lindsey lomis, everybody. that's it for "the late show." good night! [cheers and applause]