league, kelsey pro career began in 2016 with the sonoma stompers . then she was the first woman to sign a pro contract with a major league baseball partner league team in 2022. kelsey quickly becoming an inspiration when girls from the stands come and, you know, talk to me and all my autograph and stuff like that, those are definitely moments where i get that feeling. but when i'm in between the lines, it's just it's the same game. i feel like i've always been playing. kelsey says her ultimate goal is one day to play in the major leagues. kelsey is the real baller. oh my gosh, she's amazing. wow. huge inspiration. okay, how's the baseball going to be baseball weather? yeah, i think it's a pretty comfortable weather out there this weekend. we'll start off with some fog in the morning. we'll get some sun for the afternoon. up to 76 inland. saturday 78 sunday coastal stayed cool in the 50s and 60s, but i think this isn't too bad for may. sounds fantastic. all right, that's going to do it for us. have a great weekend. stay

away from 680. it's going to be a mess. bye bye. from studio six b in rockefeller center. in the heart of new york city. it's the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. six tonight. tonight, join jimmy and his guest, gayle king. jojo siwa, comedian rachel feinstein. and featuring the legendary roots crew. 1976. and now here he is, jimmy fallon. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. thank you very much. hey. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank

you. hey. oh my goodness. come on. that's a great job there. thank you very much. enjoy yourself. welcome to everybody. welcome welcome, welcome to the tonight show. you're here. thank you for watching at home. well guys, it seems like there's so much going on right now. trump is on trial. the new season of bridgerton just came out. the knicks are in the nba playoffs. and welch's just announced a new line of canned cocktails. there's a lot to go over, so let's just jump in and cover it all at once. it's time for a news smash. first up, the trump trial that's been going on for weeks. it all started when he had a one night stand with stormy daniels. speaking of rich people having one night stands, bridgerton is back. new episodes

just dropped on netflix. it's about a bunch of ladies and lords looking to score. you know who else is looking to score? everyone in the nba playoffs. the knicks are one of the top teams, along with denver and boston. soon, the winners will be popping expensive champagne, while the losers will be chugging welch's new canned cocktail. that's right, the children's juice maker is now selling booze in a can. but don't give these to your kids, or you're going to end up on trial. even if he beats the charges in this case, he's got three more waiting for him. honestly, he's got more court time than the knicks. they're trying to win their first championship since 1973, so capturing a title this year is their deepest desire. oh, the bridgerton characters are prim and proper, with white gloves and british accents. they shan't be caught dead with a can of spiked welch's. if you drink too

many of these things, you're going to pass out kind of like donald trump in court. his eyes are closed, his mouth is open. he's drooling and dribbling. the players are working so hard to get there. they're they're getting hot and sweaty. believe me, this show is juicy. in conclusion, slam dunk might be sunk. time to get drunk. this has been a newsman. speaking of trump's trial yesterday, when he was leaving the courtroom, he shared some reviews of the prosecution case. this is real. watch this. this case is a joke. ashton kutcher is going to be left to tell us that we've been punked. i think i know what that means. trump's lawyers were like, we need a stronger gag order. we really just need. well, switching gears over, the

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want that removed? can we see them both again? oh, i see why she's mad. they left off the pearls. there you go. that's much better. we have a great show. give it up for the roots. everybody guess who's back. oh, welcome to the show, everybody. oh, hey, just a heads up. if you missed the tonight show ten year anniversary special that was on. it was great. i'm so proud of it. if you missed it, don't worry. you can watch it on peacock right now. ooh yes, you'll see it right there on the front page. or just search for tonight's show. it's all of our best moments from the past ten years, we work so hard on this thing. so watch it wherever you want, whenever you want. and if you already saw it, watch it again. it's a free country. let's do this. all right. what a show we have for you tonight. she's the co-host of cbs mornings, and you can see her on the cover of the new sports

illustrated swimsuit issue. gayle king is here tonight. fantastic who, she's a multi-talented performer, and she's a judge on so you think you can dance. the season finale airs this monday on fox. jojo siwa is here tonight. and we got great standup with rachel feinstein. everybody super funny , guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. and i was just running a bit behind today, so if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay with you? just a few, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? wow.

thank you. prom photos for being puberty time capsules. thank you. donald trump, for taking the day off of court to attend your son's graduation. you know, after one hour, he's going to be like, take me back to court, dodd. come on, hurry it up. take me back to court. gotta go. i feel like an episode of punked ashton kutcher. ashton is gonna pop in from the left. i think i know what that i think i know what that means. why read it? thank you. college reunions, for letting us all check in every five years to see if karma exists. thank you, caitlin

clark, for making your wnba debut for the indiana fever. or, as the pacers put it, min helping us out for a few games. go, knicks! thank you. the trump-biden debate for basically being the political version of the golden bachelor. oh, there you have it, everybody. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with gayle king. come on back. kira that's right. hi. just to let you know, i mean, come on. what i sit here at 69 feeling fine, 69 feeling fine. it's not feeling fine. you look fantastic. you're on the cover of sports illustrated. that's because black don't crack. oh, man. but i've always felt i

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sports illustrated swimsuit issue, which is out now. please welcome gayle king. it's a full, full scale. i was lifted up thinking like a full, full scale . i was lifted up again, like a full force again. it's so great to see you. whew! it's so nice to see you. welcome to the show. and this is my first time. it took ten years, but i'm the first time. we love it. first time i see you all the time. i didn't know that. first time on your show. i'm thrilled to be here. we're so happy that you're here. please don't make it the last. okay? come back. yes, yes. i want to get into the most exciting news ever. but before. look at her. i mean, look at her. come on, come on now. that's what i'm talking about, but i still can't believe it.

honest to god. so i. the sports illustrated parties tonight, i left the red carpet, came here. i have to go back to the party. thank you for doing this. no, no. thank you. party. you should party it up. no. thank you. you know how to party, by the way. and i know this for a fact. because we were together, we saw harry styles together. yes, with drew barrymore. yes. yeah. this is us. how much do we love harry? i love harry styles. i love harry styles at madison square garden. yes, but i did not think i would get the great seats that i got. i went by myself, you know, people. you went with drew? yeah, drew and i went. you went to those people. drew. no, but i know i don't think we're. they had us to dinner and then we said we're going to go over and see harry. we were so glad to see you too, because we were all part. you were tight. yeah, but we were there, and we're in front of everybody like we're right. it was like a stage. and then, then, then just all the 13 year old girl, they gave us really nice seats. and i am just i just never. didn't you feel like a 13 year old girl that night? i felt like an 80 year old man. that

night i was like, i was i was trying to dance and it was lame. la marathon the next. and then i was like, don't dance. then i'm like, just then i was doing that. i go, what am i doing? i just but i was, i was so happy to be with you guys and we were all singing every song. yes, it was a great concert. and then all of a sudden you weren't there. i go, oh, gayle split, no. you went on stage with harry styles and presented him, come on, who are you know, that was one of my favorite, favorite moments. they had called me earlier in the day because harry had broken all the records of 15 consecutive nights. so they said, we're going to surprise him and unveil a banner. would you mind? they said, would you mind coming on stage and presenting it as it? harry yes. then i was wearing jeans and a white t shirt. i changed, i changed because i said, let me wear something that harry might like, colors in. it actually worked perfect. yeah. you guys look. yeah, yeah. i like him so much. yeah. me too, well, i like you so much. and i heard about this news. i go, this has got to be the most exciting thing. i'm

still stunned. i mean, come on. what? no how does it. how does it feel? and what does it feel? don't you want to open up and show some of the pages? yeah, that would be so proud. look at this, look at this. look at this supermodel. come on. that's what i'm talking about. go show me more. but my favorite color, my favorite color guys, is yellow. so i do like the yellow one. you do you. jimmy, honestly, you get self-conscious in a bathing suit. well this is the thing. i heard you made a joke about being punked. i really did think i was being punked when. when sports illustrated call me. no joke. yeah, i thought, okay, so what are you saying? you're like, are you going to air this at cbs morning? yeah. who do you want? you want me now? i was always told that it was going to be an inside shot. and honest to god, i was really, really fine with that. i was just honored that they chose me as the 60th anniversary. they said. i said, so what category am i in? is it funny? yeah. no. how does that work? and i didn't want to look

ridiculous or silly. they said, look, we're doing something about legacy. we're doing something about legends, about women who are at the top of their game, who are still, you know, working really hard. and they used the word crushing it, who are crushing it and who still really have this zest for life. all of those things i have a zest for life. i sit here at 69, feeling fine, 69 feeling fine, not feeling fine. you look fantastic. you're on the cover of sports illustrated. that's because black don't crack. oh come on. but you know that in there. come on, come on now. my god, amir knows that. but when you get when you have to go to the photo shoot, first of all, i would never obviously be ever asked to do any of this, so i would not even put myself. i didn't think i would ever be asked no, but trust me, i'm never going to be asked. but when you get this, do you get nervous the night before? i'm like, what do you do? like, do you, do you take a bath in epsom salt? well well i did ask them. i said, okay, so are you asking me to lose weight? what do you

do? should i? yeah, of course. i was thinking how do you get a rib removed in three weeks? yeah, yeah. and they said this is the beauty of them. they said, we don't want you to change anything. i said so i could eat cheeseburgers and cupcakes. gail, do exactly what you always do. the day before the shoot, i did have a cheeseburger at room service sitting in my bag. come on. because they said we don't want you to change anything about yourself, which when somebody says that to you, it gives you an additional amount of confidence. the photographer, his name is ucmj, is a big badass cheese over there. they were all so complimentary. he told me exactly how to stand. even your fingers, the way you put your fingers, the way you point your toes, the way you arch your back, the way you hold your thing. they they walked me through all of that. so when you're that cared for, you feel okay? i could do this. yeah. like that's a pro. yeah. and what's the feedback you gotten so far? well, i've gotten really great feedback. my biggest concern was how would my children? my children are grown up, potty trained and employed because there they are. they are 37 and 38. yeah. of course. how

do they feel about it? well, i mean, at first i talked to them. favorite daughter kirby, favorite son, will and oprah. that's those three are my kitchen cabinet. okay. and if any of them had said i don't know about this, i don't know. but they were both. they all said, you should go for it. yeah. oprah. oprah said, yeah, well, oprah said, you and i have different ideas of fun, but you and i have different ideas of fun. but this sounds like something you would like. so, yeah, you should do it. you should do it. you guys are best friends and you go on vacations and stuff together like that. and we do have different ideas of fun. you do have different ideas of fun. i actually rarely have an example of you guys. are on you posted this. you're you're at the dead sea. yes yes. the dead sea phenomenon. yes yes, yes. does she get excited about a wedding? we get excited. the touristy things. no she doesn't. i mean, she'll say if you're. she said, you know, you can just google it and see it, but we're here at the dead sea. we enjoy it. she's like, let's just google it and go get a massage. but so we're at the dead sea. i wanted to go in the

dead sea and put stuff on. yeah oprah's idea was, i'm going to go back to the hotel and read a good book, which is exactly what she did. yeah. so me, giselle, who does my hair, and derek, who had done, derek had done makeup. so the three of us went and had a blast. let me just show the video oprah just watched you watch, went to the hotel, take a look at this. i do wish it wasn't raining, but it feels great? we're in the dead sea, people. you have to do it. chad, could you please get a shot of oprah's dead sea experience? i have a facial at 230. facial of 230. yeah, i'm not doing that. that's so funny. yeah, but before. before the facial, she went back to the hotel and was reading a book. i'm thinking we're here. we have to experience it. even though it was pouring rain. yeah. who wants to go on vacation and not experience stuff? yeah. that's why you guys are buds. come on. it's good. it's good. yeah. i was watching a documentary the other day, and i saw you interviewing ronnie spector. yes, a long time ago. fascinating. yeah, well, how long have you been doing this?

gosh, i don't remember when i did that interview, but i. i've been doing this a long time. and i always say, you know, being in the news business, you have a front row seat to history. and i feel that every morning i'll be on the air. i'll be on the air on monday. you have a front row seat to history, and we get to be the ones to tell you about it. it's a big it's an awesome, awesome privilege and a big responsibility. and i never take it lightly. and the world is crazy right now. as you know, it's crazy and kind of scary. yeah, but it's scary to tell everyone. yes, yes, yes. how's everything over at, cbs mornings? knock on wood. so far, so good. our numbers are going up. jimmy fallon. you are. our numbers are going up because you got nate and tony. it's nate burleson and tony dokoupil. and you know tony is married to katy tur who's one of your people on nbc. of course i mean so you know you got good chemistry. and that's the thing you can't prove them chemistry. it's just something that either you have it or you don't. you know, this. yeah. either something you have or you don't. and we got it big

time. congratulations on everything. get back to that party and then come back whenever you want, pal. you're always welcome. anytime cover, cover girl gayle king today out today gayle king, the sports illustrated swimsuit issue is out now. jojo siwa joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. nice going. the pressure's on. just some funny like a lepracon. is it going to be more music? of course. yeah, of course you have to do that. do you think i would show up in this outfit for anything? i mean, come on. yeah if you're living with hiv, imagine being good to go without daily hiv pills. good to go off the grid, good to go nonstop with cabenuva . there's no pausing for daily hiv pills for adults who are undetectable. cabenuva is the only complete long acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. it's two injections from a health care provider just six times a year. don't receive

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selling author and social media superstar. she's also a judge on so you think you can dance, the season finale airs this monday on fox and will stream on hulu. everyone please welcome jojo siwa. did you get yeah, yeah. yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah. go go. come on. it's always. come on. you're one of my favorites, bud. thank you for coming back. oh my god, thank you for having me. i feel like it's around the same time every year that you're on the show. your birthday is this weekend. you like to hit me the last couple days of my age, i do, yes. happy birthday kevin. happy early birthday. thank you. i'm so excited. how are you going to be celebrating a big party? i am actually going to be in disney world. are you really? it's my. it's my 21st, so. oh

yeah, that's a big deal. yeah. so i'm going to be drinking around the world at epcot. yeah that's the way to do it, man, i can't wait. epcot oh, my god, that's so good. i will say, if you drive across the street to universal, then you can ride the ride. your jimmy fallon ride. no, that's what i'm saying. you know what's even better than that is there's. before you get on the ride. yeah. okay. and i don't wait in the lines, but whenever your ride is closed, they'll put me in there to hold me away from a crowd or stuff. right? yeah. so they put me in, like where the normal line queue is, and there's this table that has games in it. they do in your ride. that is my favorite place of all of it. come on. that's exactly right. table. you can touch the table and play video games i love it. you really did the ride. i really love that this is even better than the ride. you're on the real show and the best thing is, i tell everybody when i'm there, i'm like, this is what it really looks like. yeah, this is really where you got it is right. it feels just like that, right? it

does like it, well, today is may 17th. and backstage you said may 17th is a very special date in your in your life. it is actually may 17th tattooed on my hand. you just got that this afternoon. yeah. for just the show. yeah. may 1724. no, it's may 17th, 2016. this is the day that, boomerang came out. my first song. yeah. may 17th is the day that my big tour dream. the tour came out, when that started. yeah. and then i think we talked about that when you came. yeah, you were where i promoted it and announced it for the first time. come on, buddy. and then. yeah. may 17th is my fifth time on fallon. i'll take it. yeah first of many more to come. we're stuck. we're stuck. i just said we're stuck together. but boomerang, by the way, i just saw it surpassed 1 billion views. 1 billion. 1 billion. with a b like that, it genuinely blows my mind. i, i mean, what what do you think about when you first put that out? you go, yeah, i guess i hope it does. well or whatever.

honestly, didn't even think that i was just like, man, this is cool. like i wrote a song. yeah. like, didn't think much of it. but now, i mean, it's one of the most significant parts of my career and change your life. it changed my life. and i'm grateful because it is such a positive message. you know, people really do take to that song to help them get through things, and they come back like boomerangs and it's crazy. it's crazy what that song has done. and congrats, you just released karma. i did, and, a little different than boomerang, a little different than. yeah, a little different. yeah, but it was the number one trending video on youtube for 15 days. come on, buddy, that's crazy. come on. thank you. and, i think when we were talking, one of the times you were here, like, well, i might put out more music. i'm not sure. i don't know. yeah, but then you did it. i did it, and you're happy you did it. it was when i did. that's my jam with you. and i did the eminem rap. that's what. you were great. you were so good. that was my favorite thing ever. thank you for doing that. my favorite things i've ever done. you crushed it. but then. and

then you put it out, you go. yeah. and now everyone's talking about it. is it going to be more music? of course. yeah. of course you have to do that. do you think i would show up in this outfit for anything? i mean, come on. yeah i am doing some work out there in the hallways for you there. i appreciate that. yeah, yeah. i saw you on the telephone pole outside, so. yeah, i appreciate that. i've been performing some new songs. oh, i saw you at the miami miami pride. yeah, it was some record breaking, like 50,000 people or something. thousand people. and you crushed it. it was the most people they've ever had at miami pride during my set. come on. 50,000 people. come on, man, crazy, crazy. let's talk about so you think you can dance? yeah. i was going to ask you if you didn't do dance moms, would you be a person that would audition for this show? absolutely not. i would have quit dance. literally. yeah. i actually, right before i went to dance moms, i was i was pretty much checked out, i was done, i didn't really enjoy dance anymore. it wasn't it wasn't. i didn't have the fire anymore. i didn't have the passion and then

that week i got the call to go to dance moms. i was actually i was at a dance convention and i was like, this is my last convention ever. and then i got the call to go to dance moms, and then here i am still doing it. yeah. were you really good at it? it relit my fire. it did. but no, i definitely would have quit dance for sure. but even knowing that we have judges like you, who is the nice bubbly judge, by the way, you. last time you said i'm going to be jimmy. i'm going to be the honest judge. i'm going to tell people what's what. i was. but you're not the. well, now i'm sitting next to maksim chmerkovskiy. i can never say his last name, but i. i'm sitting there, literally. he's literally my family. and i can't say that last name, but nobody can. so it's fine. yeah, but, i mean, i'm sitting next to him and he is the honest judge for sure, but i, i don't know, i think i'm more because this season is more industry based. so it's, you know, instead of just an elevated dance competition, you're putting the dancers in a music video, in a movie, in a commercial, in a brand advertisement. so i have a lot more experience in that stuff. and so instead of judging, i'm more so able to

help and or give advice, you know, instead of like literally judging. yeah good for you. yeah. you're trying to be kind i don't know. yeah. you're like, dude, i've done that. i did a music video. i've done the thing, i've done a commercial. i 1 or 2, no big deal. yeah, yeah. and help people i love you. i want to show a clip. here's jojo siwa in the season finale of so you think you can dance. take a look. i am just so shocked from how far you've come from day one. you had so many classic technical dance moments. you had the split roles, you had the bamboozle prize leaf like there was so many, like old school jazz vibes in it, and i'm so stoked to have another job to hire dancers for. like, don't even bother coming to the audition like you have the gig. jojo siwa everybody. the season finale of so you think you can dance airs this monday on fox, and we'll stream on hulu. more tonight show after the break. happy birthday bud. thank you

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nah, you're overthinking it. it's positive. he calls me big guy and then he acts like i'm being crazy about this. he's like, i'd get out of your head. come on, you're fun, you big guy . the guys love when you come around. they're like, look, big guys. yeah. i'm like, no woman wants to be called big guy. that's what you call a union trucker. i actually told this story on stage in front of my husband, and it was very satisfying. i got off stage. i'm like, did you hear that? did you listen to the crowd's reaction when i said that? he goes, yeah, they freaking loved it. i'm like, no, they're laughing at you. it's at you. he's like, gotta no big guy. they thought it was solid. good job. thank you. it's not his fault, though. he's a fireman. they run a little dumb, no. no. emotionally dumb. it's the right kind of

dumb for that job. like you're not supposed to have, man. sleepover at a house for half your life like that. imagine if your husband was just spending the night with, like, 12 of his dumbest friends for half your marriage. you think this is good? you think these men come up with better ideas together? no. they undo everything i've accomplished with him. like he'll come back from the firehouse. so much dumber. it's an emergency. like he comes home with conspiracy theories. he'll be like vinnie says, legit. they never even went to the moon. i'm like, vinnie is a wild moron with no information. but then it's also confusing because i'm, like, collectively attracted to all of them. so that's a confusing sensation because you're type is just your type. like you can't change your type. i like a thick necked, ignorant looking man. that's what i like. thank you two. thank you. i like

a guy who looks like he'd say follow the money when he's talking about how the earth is flat. i do. i like a flat earther. i like a dusty working class alcoholic that does his own research. it's just it's everything opposite of what i come from, you know, like, my mom is aggressively liberal. she would have preferred if i married like a genderless kenyan composter. i think that an irish catholic brooklyn fireman, like she she was praying. one of us was gay. she was just sitting in the kitchen waiting like there's cocoa. if anyone feels gay and wants to talk about it, she hates that joke. she's like, take that one out of your talent show, please. so she calls my standup my talent show, my husband's family complete opposite. like they they all wear fdny t shirts tucked into fdny sweatpants. it just guard

their own properties all day. like they just wait on their lawns for intruders and they want them to come. their worldviews, just like the government is on their way over to your freaking house to take your. so by crypto wise, up. firemen love bitcoin. they're obsessed. they love crypto and quiche. that's how they pronounce it, not cash, quiche and nothing in between, by the way, they only trust the most visible and invisible forms of money for some reason. but this is my life now that i'm a fire wife. that's not a term they've told me to stop saying that, badge banger. i prefer that i thank you. i identify as a badge banger. i have to go to these, like fdny, like staten island dinner dances. all the women are named gina. there's just like a

sea of gina's. just rows of greased racks. you know? and the men all communicate the same way. it's very, like, wholesome and, like, catholic. and they always ask about each other's mothers, but they always just sound too up. just these thick fingered, traumatized men greeting each other. it's terrifying. like, how's it going, everybody good things are going, everybody safe? it's always about safety. i'm like, is there a looming threat that i'm not aware of? like, how's it going? how's the family? beautiful thing. right there. and in a day, it's about family. i'm like, are we are we about to get off on the sopranos? they always sound like they're about to admit something that they can't hold in much longer. like the way they congratulated me when i had a baby was terrifying. he was like, beautiful thing, sweetheart. that is no life right there. okay? that is no life, really. cherisher, you know, goes by real fast, stays along, and he is assured i killed my first wife, diane. i'm like, i don't think you meant to say. i'm not

sure you meant to say that last part out loud. you know, he's like that. yeah. we're faster. you know, i watched the light go out in their eyes, and, boy, he's good. everybody's safe. things are good. sometimes i like to wear little dresses under my clothes. thank you guys so much. thank you. yeah. take that out of your talent. rachel feinstein, big guy premieres may 21st on netflix. we'll be right back. take that out of your talent show. come on, bud. the legendary, hard working beverly. hi, i'm jake gyllenhaal, and i'm hosting the season finale of snl this week with sabrina carpenter . sabrina, where does the name carpenter come from? it comes out of the woodwork. okay, call off the show. it ain't getting funnier than that. we tracked north bay mountain lions to learn more about their mysterious lives. we roam the landscape as wildlife do,

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