. in case you did not know the academy awards are this weekend. not everyone will take home an oscar all of the top nominees are going to get ready nice swag bags. tonight, crews in los angeles preparing the theater for sunday night. including putting together the everyone wins gift bag. this year's bag is valued at $178,000. and it will include more than 50 gifts, here is a look at the items, 5 piece luxury set from miage skin care, $10,000 microneedelling treatment. a $25,000 live show fromment lift, and an invitation to a $50,000 vacation for swiss alps for the nominee and up to 9 friends.

>> i think losing sounds better >> it is not like these people need this. >> no. they can do this on their own if they are nominated for an oscar, i think. >> everybody really goes [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - naomi campbell sue bird musical guest kneecap. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1936 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, now come on! [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching well, guys, i guess president biden drank a red bull last night. [ laughter ] did you guys see the state of the union? last night, biden delivered his annual address to the nation and he was pumped. [ cheers ] he was pumped. actually, it wasn't red bull he was drinking apparently, he was on a new supplement called meth-a-mucil [ laughter ] yeah, biden was amped up he was like, "if this is it, i'm going to go out tony montana style say hello to my little friend. say hello to my little friend, corn pop."

[ laughter ] but now, some republicans are saying biden was too energetic [ laughter ] they might be onto something because today the president zip-lined into the rose garden and said he's going -- [ laughter ] said he's going to fight mike tyson i don't know what he's - i don't know what he's talking about. [ laughter ] a lot of people seem to love a a fired up joe biden because fired-up joe is so different from regular joe [ laughter ] for instance, regular joe takes his pills with a glass of water. while fired-up joe throws them back with a shot of gasoline and then swallows a lit match. [ laughter and applause wow. see what i mean? next up, regular joe listens to the irish tenors on his record player while fired-up joe duct tapes two bose speakers to his ears and blasts pantera until his eyes bleed [ laughter and applause [ imitating pantera ♪ up next, regular joe agrees to debate trump while fired-up joe cracks an indiana jones whip at cocaine bear and screams "come at me, bro!"

[ laughter ] "come at me, bro!" [ cheers and applause and finally, regular joe eats an ice cream cone while fired-up joe jumps the counter at mcdonald's and puts his mouth directly under the soft serve nozzle [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause "get out of the way! a lot of people are saying biden crushed it last night. according to a poll, over 60% of americans approved of his speech [ cheers and applause 60%. when he heard, biden was like, "i had no idea approval ratings went over above 40." [ laughter ] yup, biden spoke for just over an hour. but if you take out all the coughing, clapping, and heckling, it was the length of a tiktok [ laughter ] during his speech, biden never said trump's name but mentioned his predecessor 13 times not only was trump mad that biden didn't say his name but it also forced him to look up the word "predecessor. [ laughter and applause

"is that a - is that a type of dinosaur?" [ laughter ] "the worst predecessor is the one with the things that come out of the neck and spit at you. [ laughter ] "and it killed newman. it killed newman it killed newman from 'seinfeld. in the documentary, it killed newman." [ laughter ] that's right, last night was the state of the union, which means it's time for a new segment, "things never before said at the state of the union. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> snickers bars ♪ >> jimmy: snickers bars. [ laughter ] snickers bars. well, this was good, he was making his way through the house chamber before the address and biden spotted marjorie taylor greene did you see this clip? >> steve: oh, yeah, yeah >> jimmy: he looks pretty surprised. check this out, this is real >> mr. president - >> jimmy: oh, boy.

[ laughter ] >> steve: yikes. >> jimmy: oh, oh boy [ laughter ] it's like the moment on "love is blind" where you see your fiance for the first time. [ laughter ] it's like, "megan fox. [ laughter ] then, biden was like, "marjorie, you're looking even more unhinged in person, wow." [ laughter and applause but everyone -- everyone is talking about this alabama senator katie britt gave the republican rebuttal to biden's state of the union and her delivery was a little dramatic take a look. >> mr. president, enough is enough [ light laughter ] our country can do better. we see you we hear you. and we stand with you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: has anyone checked that kitchen for a gas leak? [ laughter ]

just saying. [ cheers and applause even producers of hallmark movies were like, "it's a bit much it's a bit - it's a tiny bit much." [ laughter ] not everyone criticized her, though she got rave reviews from her speaking coach william shatner [ laughter ] "i thought you were magnificent. yep, everyone was focused on senator britt's delivery during the rebuttal but i was distracted by something else see if you can notice. >> we know that president biden -- [ laughter ] [ blender noise >> -- cost of living through the roof we have been - >> mmm [ laughter ] [ audience oohs [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: did you -- did you notice anything? >> steve: i didn't notice that >> jimmy: you didn't notice that >> steve: i saw that >> jimmy: you didn't notice something? >> steve: i saw it live and i

didn't >> jimmy: yeah, i can play it back again if you didn't notice what i saw >> steve: how did i not notice it >> jimmy: okay well, we're officially in election season, and that means biden and trump are going to be insulting each other even more than usual so, we thought it'd be nice to give you a little break from all that and hear them say some really nice things about each other. it's time for political compliments. [ cheers and applause ♪ political compliments yeah ♪ >> joe biden is my best friend in the world because he listens to me. day and night. no matter when i need him, he's there. >> my nickname for donald trump is ice man because he is so cool [ laughter ] >> whenever joe and i talk on the phone, i make him hang up first because i want to keep talking. >> donald trump makes the best sandwich i have ever tasted. >> joe biden, you're my hero let me tell you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, isn't that nice [ cheers and applause that's it. it's nice. well, switching gears, this is exciting, the 96th oscars are this sunday. yeah [ cheers and applause

the oscars celebrate all the netflix movies we watched half asleep while scrolling through tiktok it's just really a great night [ laughter ] "oppenheimer" has the most nominations. yep. [ cheers ] it was the only hit movie that was also a bomb. you know, if you think about it - [ laughter ] i'll show myself out [ laughter ] [ rimshot the movie is over three hours long so if you need a short summary, well, here you go [ incoherent noises [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that sums it up. ding, ding, ding but my friend jimmy kimmel is hosting the show i'm so excited for another call from - [ cheers and applause jimmy kimmel i'm so excited for another call from my dad going, "finally you did something to make me proud. [ laughter ] that was the -- that's the other jimmy. [ light laughter ] i read that the gift bags at the oscars are each worth $178,000 [ audience oohs

yup, they contain three hp ink cartridges [ laughter ] >> steve: they got a deal. >> jimmy: and get this guys, yesterday a united airlines boeing plane -- did you see this >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i mean, this is real a plane was taking off from san francisco when one of its tires fell off and landed on cars in the airport parking lot. everyone's okay, but here's a video of this happening. watch this look at this oops [ audience oohs yeah, boeing was like, "hey, how come no one talked about all the wheels that stayed on? [ laughter ] in their defense, it's tough to master cutting-edge technology like the wheel [ laughter ] and finally, the nhl's carolina hurricanes have started selling beer sticks at their arena [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, no [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, look at this thing. there you go >> steve: oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's going to end well that's going to end well

>> steve: that's going to be great. >> jimmy: i think it's a fun idea plus, when guys finish, they have their own personal urinal [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a fun show we have for you tonight she's a fashion icon and supermodel and she just launched a brand new collaboration with hugo boss, naomi campbell is here tonight [ cheers and applause legend speaking of legends -- even more, she's a wnba legend, and one of the greatest point guards in basketball history her new documentary "sue bird in the clutch" is available march 29th on apple tv and amazon prime video sue bird is joining us tonight [ cheers and applause another icon >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and we've got great music, i mean, put your money on these guys, oh, my goodness they are fun

they are irish they are loud and just awesome we have great music, from kneecap! [ cheers and applause kneecap. fantastic, you're going to love them they're fantastic. stick around, we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. we're going to come back and do some notes [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, i want to mention this cool new thing that our friends over at ford are doing. they just announced that they're going to be giving out special adapters that will allow ford electric vehicles to connect to tesla superchargers >> bull feathers >> jimmy: excuse me? >> i said, bull feathers you can't plug a ford into a a tesla supercharger, you dingy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, sir, with the new ford fast charging adapter, you can are you a ford electric vehicle owner?

>> no, sir, i am not i drive a snowmobile 365 days a year thank you very much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, if you were, you'd be in luck, because the adapter is going to double the number of fast chargers available to ford ev owners. >> oh, yeah? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah not only that, but they'll be free to ford ev owners first and they're available to order starting today >> yeah, prove it! let me see one [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've got one right here wait, where is it? where'd it go? >> you looking for this? >> jimmy: hey! my adapter, give that back to me >> nah >> jimmy: give it back >> nah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the last time i'm going to ask, you give that back >> you want it, you come and get it >> jimmy: oh, i'm going to come and get it i gonna come and get it. you want me to come and get it now?

[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i got my adapter back thank you to everyone at ford. happy charging, everybody. we'll be right back with more "tonight show. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

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thanks for being here. today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i write out my thank you notes. and i was running a bit behind today. so i thought if you guys don't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay with you? [ cheers and applause i appreciate it. james, can i get some "thank you note" writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] there it is. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: seasonal depression. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, elevators, for being the only time i'm okay with being locked in a metal box and carried away [ laughter and applause ♪ [ light laughter ] thank you, photos, for being like, "so, that happened." [ laughter and applause

♪ thank you, microwave oven, for turning lean cuisine's cold gross lasagna into piping hot noodle leather [ laughter and applause >> steve: whoa ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people with bottle openers on their keys, for announcing to the world, "yeah, i got a problem. [ laughter and applause >> steve: "i got a coke spoon on this one. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs bottle opener on this one, man what's the problem?" >> jimmy: what's the problem, man? my key fob is also a vapor >> steve: yeah, what's the deal, man? [ laughter ]

♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, transitional lenses, for letting me go from nerd to cool nerd [ laughter and applause hey, he's cool, man. he stays up late >> steve: all right, man i can turn them into a vape. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, trail mix, for letting me eat m&ms with the difficulty level set to hard [ laughter and applause come on. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: you take the good, you take the bad >> steve: yeah [ light laughter ] ♪ there's a time you've got to grow and show you kno and now you know about the facts of life ♪ ♪ facts of life ♪ ♪ when the world never seem to be livin' up to you ♪ >> jimmy: hold on, hold on the roots don't know the theme to "the facts of life? >> steve: he went to the bridge right away, yeah

>> jimmy: oh he did? >> questlove: you cut off half the verse. >> yeah, yeah. >> questlove: you remixed it >> steve: take it to the bridge [ laughter ] >> tariq: you didn't start from, "you take the good, you take the bad." >> steve: you take the best you ever had >> jimmy: you take the good. >> tariq: you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life well there's a time you've got to grow, and show you grow and now you know about the facts of life >> jimmy: what are you - [ cheers and applause ♪ when the world never seem that you be living u to your dreams ♪ ♪ and suddenly you're findin' out the facts of lif are all about yo you ♪ ♪ it takes a lot to get 'em when you're learning the facts of life ♪

♪ learning the facts of lif learning the facts of life learning the facts of life ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: "the facts of life" was taped in front of a live studio audience. >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: just don't bring up "good times. [ laughter ] [ drum roll ♪ temporary layoff ♪ ♪ good times ♪ ♪ ♪ scratchin' an survivin' ♪ ♪ ♪ ain't we lucky we got 'em good times♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: "good times" is filmed before a live studio audience ♪ now the world don't mov to the beat of just one drum ♪ ♪ ♪ what might be right for yo may not be right

for some ♪ ♪ a man is born he's a man of mean then along comes two they go nothing but their jeans ♪ ♪ they've got different stroke it takes diff'rent strokes ♪ it takes diff'rent strokes to rule the world ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: diff'rent strokes. "diff'rent strokes" is brought to you -- did you do it? >> steve: "diff'rent strokes" was filmed before a live studio audience [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, click pen, for being the metronome of an annoying co-worker [ laughter and applause ♪ >> steve: is this the last one [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is, but i have a feeling we'll be back next week >> steve: okay ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, frosted mini wheats, or as i like to call you, milky triscuits. [ laughter and applause

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[ laughter ] she recently launched a collaboration with hugo boss everyone, please welcome, naomi campbell [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome. come on. this is so exciting. i'm so happy you're here i have a lot to talk to you about, including the one time we talked at the met gala. but i won't talk to you about that >> okay. >> jimmy: first, how are you, how is the family, how are the kids >> good. the kids are good. they're sleeping >> jimmy: what are their ages now? >> 8 months and 2 1/2. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah, but don't let me fool you, the 2 1/2 is the boss she's the boss >> jimmy: you are one of the greatest models of all time, and it is a bit intimidating meeting you, even just as a comedian, or a person.

it is. >> jimmy >> jimmy: i am but i can imagine what it would be like if you're a model meeting you, it would be intimidating but you are very, actually, approachable and you help other models when they come up to you. >> i do. i actually make it a point to get to know -- i mean, first of all, i'm 53. and i'm still in the line-up - [ cheers and applause i'm still in the lineup with, like, all the youngsters my friend's daughters. i'm doing shows with my friend's daughters, so >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, i always go and say hello and introduce myself >> jimmy: i heard some story that you helped out gigi hadid when -- like, helping her with her walk >> listen, i want them to win, you know and so, bella and gigi asked me if i would show them and, so, i was at the carlisle, and i was like, "okay, let's do it." and so, we -- we did lessons at the carlisle in front of everyone coming into the hotel >> jimmy: really >> i was like, "listen, what's the difference you're going to have a big audience anyway, might as well do it now. and they did it. and you know what, they got

their show they booked their victoria secret, so that's what they -- i did it for >> jimmy: and you did -- and they booked it >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, could you help me wait, hold on. [ cheers ] no, i mean, not walking. ♪ i would never -- obviously no, no you're like -- you're like, "i'm not a miracle worker, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] no, but i -- like if i take a photo and i have my face, and, uh. [ light laughter ] but, what do i do with my hands? i don't know - >> it's so difficult, because i know -- i know what you're talking about. when we get on this red carpet, right? >> jimmy: yeah >> we have to pretend -- we're not -- we have to look relaxed, but we're not relaxed >> jimmy: yes. we have to make it look easy, but we're -- we're like, you know, got a thousand things going on around you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, i get that. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, how do we look relaxed -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- when we're not relaxed >> jimmy: yeah, okay so, look relaxed >> so, let's do that let's just figure that one out so come here >> jimmy: okay >> let's try ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so, i'm on the red carpet >> so, okay. >> jimmy: yes. >> hands in the pocket >> jimmy: hands in the pocket. >> hands in the pocket >> jimmy: jacket, jacket buttoned >> yeah, it's good >> jimmy: and relaxed. >> easy, little -- little -- a a little -- little leg out little leg out

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, this -- if i walk down the red carpet -- >> but alway -- always know your lights, always know where that light's coming from, and make sure that your face looks right in good angle to the light. yeah i think your angle - yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: pretty good? not bad? thank you very much. i appreciate that. i'll make this my walk if i make that my walk, they'll be, "oh, that's classic jimmy. oh, i'm honored. >> jimmy: i have to congratulate you because you're getting your own exhibit at the victoria and albert museum in london now, this -- [ cheers and applause naomi, do you understand >> you know what, jimmy? >> jimmy: do you understand. >> jimmy, i really don't think i do understand. i'm just so stressed about it all. and i want to be -- i want people to learn something about me that they didn't know and i'm -- it's everything i ever collected from what everyone ever gave me. all the great designers who are here, who are no longer here

and it's just a piece of my life that i've never shown so - >> jimmy: i -- i can't wait to see this >> but it is a real honor to be british, and to have this accolade in the museum >> jimmy: it's one of the best museums in the -- in the world i mean, it's an honor. >> i hope my mommy's proud >> jimmy: ah, that's -- of course she'd be proud. [ cheers and applause of course. >> for the moms. for the moms >> jimmy: but now i want to talk to you about -- you've launch a collection with hugo boss. >> yes >> jimmy: and this is "naomi x boss." >> yep, i'm wearing it >> jimmy: oh, you're wearing it this is "naomi x boss? >> i'm wearing a bit this is, yeah. [ cheers and applause well, i can't even tell you, you're not even going to believe me, if i tell you i couldn't find a dress tonight. so -- but that's the truth i couldn't so i was, like, you know what? i'm putting on what -- i just thought, sharon stone. t-shirt, skirt, leggings, shirt, that are mine and these are compression tights and these tights are -- i made my collection about wellness, antibacterial, because i'm a a germophobe, and no stressed material, because we don't want stress and then, no wrinkles, 'cause we don't have time when we're on the go, us women. we need to go, go, go. and we want to just feel good and be unapologetic for who we

are and be our boss. >> jimmy: yes >> so -- >> jimmy: and they look -- >> oh, you got that. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm taking this -- i'm taking this one home are you kidding me come on. look at this come on. >> this is -- this is no stress >> jimmy: no >> this is a no stress fabric. >> jimmy: no, this is fun right here a fun hoodie are you kidding me i love -- i'll rock this congrats on this >> thank you so much >> jimmy: i did want to talk to you about something, 'cause last time we ran into each other -- >> well, do you want to say when the last time we ran into each other, where. >> jimmy: it was the met gala. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it was a big, big -- >> and what were you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: i was being normal [ laughter ] >> well, you were being normal, but you were with james corden in the corridor, trying to tap dance. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> and i walked by, and i said, "you're doing it wrong i know how to do that. and then you said, "come on my show," and i go, "you've not invited me." >> jimmy: yeah i go, "come on my show and tap dance on my show." and you go, "yeah, yeah, whatever, jimmy. and you walked away. >> so now, you're going to hold me to it >> jimmy: i'm just saying, i have tap shoes [ cheers and applause

if you said you would tap dance, will you do this? this is what i'm talking about >> i will do it, i will do it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i brought mine too i have a shoehorn for you. >> thank you >> jimmy: i brought mine too i was just wondering if you could maybe show me a step or two. >> i'll show you a step. god, i hope i remember >> jimmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: i have mine right here i'm not even going to tie mine just because i don't think i'm going to get that rowdy. >> you're not going to get that rowdy? >> jimmy: i mean, for me, i don't think so i mean - >> okay, one foot in almost there >> jimmy: that's all right >> jimmy: do you want me to tie it i'll tie one >> thank you so much >> jimmy: this is how i tie shoes. i do two rabbit ears -- two bunny ears >> how old are your daughters? you have daughters >> jimmy: yeah, my daughters are -- we both learned to tie shoes this weekend they're 10 and 9 >> okay. >> jimmy: and they're the cutest girls and they're going to freak out that i'm dancing with you. >> okay. >> jimmy: naomi campbell tap dancing. [ cheers and applause all right.

>> okay, so what should we do? the classic -- the classic time step >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> okay, down -- this goes on the right. >> jimmy: oh, yes. [ tap dancing [ cheers and applause >> down. let's -- let's do. so down. >> jimmy: down >> up. [ tap dancing full toe, down up. full toe, down up. full toe, down up. yes. [ cheers and applause ♪ okay, now we can make it a a little faster. >> jimmy: that wasn't fast okay, yes. [ tap dancing [ cheers and applause >> okay. now we're going to do a bit of a shuffle. [ tap dancing >> jimmy: what come on, are you kidding me? [ cheers and applause you are unbelievable you are unbelievable i cannot do -- i go -- here --

here, sorry, ready >> okay. ♪ [ tap dancing [ cheers and applause go with the music, yes [ tap dancing ♪ [ cheers and applause [ tap dancing ♪ [ tap dancing ♪ >> jimmy: naomi campbell come on, ladies and -- who else who else can do this that is how you do it. naomi campbell her collection with hugo boss is available now, and the naomi exhibit opens this summer, in london sue bird joins us, after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause

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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: sue bird, you're one of the coolest humans alive. i'm so happy you're on the show thank you so much for -- for being on the show. i just want to go through a couple of your accomplishments real quick you're a two-time ncaa champion [ scattered cheers and applause ] you're a -- yeah you're a four-time wnba champion [ cheers and applause you are -- a 13-time wnba all-star [ cheers and applause and you're a five-time olympic gold medal champion. come on, what are you talking about? [ cheers and applause who are you? who are you? that's just amazing. you're so talented, and so

good i'm honored to have you on international women's day, today -- tonight you're here. [ cheers and applause you -- you brought me something, which is so nice. you don't ever have to bring me anything >> yeah. least i can do >> jimmy: but this is very, very cool. can you explain what this is >> yeah. so, myself, three other athletes, alex morgan, simone manuel, chloe kim, founded a company called "togethxr. there's an "x" in that second "e." and this is our media company that wants to shine light on women's athletes and this is our t-shirt. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's kind of a play on the fact that people say -- yeah, leave it up. [ cheers and applause it's a play on people saying, "oh, nobody watches women's sports." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> yeah, like, john590 from twitter with no profile pic. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> "nobody watches women's sports." >> jimmy: "nobody watched women's -- yeah >> so, we're like, actually -- and now the numbers show it, which is amazing so, now we act -- actually have data to it actually, everybody. >> jimmy: everyone watches women's sports >> everyone watches women's

sports >> jimmy: yes, exactly [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you have one for me. >> one for the girls >> jimmy: and you got it for my daughters as well. [ cheers and applause that's so thoughtful thank you so much. >> yeah, no, my pleasure >> jimmy: i've got to say, it's been so exciting watching women's sports recently. caitlin clark -- >> oh, i know. >> jimmy: -- have you been watching i mean that is -- obviously. [ cheers and applause it must be -- it must be cool to watch someone like her just start just dominating. you're like, "oh, yeah." [ light laughter ] 'cause everyone watched, i think last -- was it last week - >> yes >> jimmy: -- that she broke the record, and it was like four million people watched that. it's just exciting >> yeah, those are the numbers >> jimmy: it's huge. >> yeah, she's -- she's obviously doing amazing. her game speaks for itself i think my favorite part is just women's basketball, women's sports really, but women's basketball has been on the rise and it's kind of like what magic and bird was to men's basketball like, this moment, we kind of needed something to just like - >> jimmy: this is that moment? >> yeah. and caitlin's that moment. and i think a lot of it has to do with her logo threes.

a lot -- a lot of -- i mean, speaking of john529 from twitter. >> jimmy: yeah >> he's like, "oh, women don't dunk." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ laughter ] >> that's what he sounds like. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. of course. "women don't dunk. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "that's why i don't watch. [ laughter ] >> but you can't really talk trash on a logo three. >> jimmy: so, a logo three is - >> deep. that's deep. >> jimmy: deep that's almost half court - >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- where the nba -- where the -- where the wnba logo is. >> and that's like literally - >> jimmy: yeah >> literally where she shoots from >> jimmy: and she just -- it's just fascinating >> yeah. >> jimmy: but, i mean, you kind of set the stage for all these athletes to come up and get the attention. you're like one of the first big names to just come out and do it. this documentary, "sue bird: in the clutch," this is fantastic what made you want to do this? >> i think kind of what we're talking about, so women's sports is on the rise now, but, you know, we've had to kind of grind a little bit to get there. and what's been lacking is some of the story telling so, when i got approached to do this, i was like, "all right, i don't know if i'm going to love having cameras in my face all the time, but i felt like i had to do it." right?

like, get my story out there hopefully it opens doors for other people's stories, and i really did have an amazing time doing it >> jimmy: you did, yeah? >> yeah, i did >> jimmy: you -- you enjoyed doing it >> i did >> jimmy: 'cause it -- but it was only supposed to be -- you actually -- 'cause you were going to retire >> joke's on me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you're like -- you were going to retire and then you're like, "i'm extending for another year, so now the documentary -- now it's two years long >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's fantastic to see all those moments of your life in this documentary now when people come up to you and go, "what was your favorite moment?" you go, "watch the documentary, and you come back with your answer." yeah there's so many in the clutch moments for you. very clutch moments where the pressure's on. one of these is the -- this shot you made, it was in 2001. the big east championship game >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you -- do you ever watch this clip? >> it's part of my -- my nighttime routine. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] you watch -- you watch -- you watch on youtube you watch all your greatest hits, you're like, "all right, i'm going to sleep now all right, that's good i'm awesome. what do you remember about making that shot >> so, this one i vividly remember it's probably my first, like, big moment and what i actually remember -- two things one, i had turned the ball over

the possession before this shot >> jimmy: oh, no >> so, i -- i was like, "oh, my god. they're all going to kill me like, i'm done the coaches, everybody." >> jimmy: you let everyone down this is it >> so, there was really no -- i was like, "i have to make this i have to make this. i have to make this. >> jimmy: how old are you now? >> i'm like, 19, 20-years-old. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> yeah, i'm a baby. and then the second thing i remember, watching it later, is that robin roberts and doris burke were on the call so, i have this -- this amazing moment and the soundtrack to it is robin roberts saying, "she did it." and doris burke being like, "big time. >> jimmy: yeah let's take a look. here's sue bird going for the winning shot at the buzzer in 2001 take a look at this. amazing. >> and she makes one of two. >> still a chance for the huskies. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause >> big time! >> jimmy: that feels so good >> so good >> jimmy: you're a legend. >> so good >> jimmy: please come back whenever you want. we love you. sue bird, everybody. check out "in the clutch" on apple tv and amazon prime

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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to naomi campbell, sue bird, kneecap, and, of course, the roots, right there, ladies and gentleman, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- austin butler,