watching. >> and thank you for watching tonight i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandyha patel, a chris alvarez. >> all of us. we appreciate your time right now. on jimmy kimmel dwayne the rock johnson, robert de niro, guillermo at the oscars and justin timberlake. >> wow. big night. have a great night, everyone >> lou: from hollywood -- it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- dwayne johnson -- robert de niro -- guillermo at the oscars -- and music from justin timberlake -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, justin timberlake! [ cheering and applause ] ♪

[ cheering ] >> justin: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. thank you. all right. okay. all right. hello, everyone. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm going to be your host tonight, justin timberlake. [ cheering ] yes. now, you all might know me from being justin timberlake. did you watch the oscars last night? [ cheering ] really good, right? i mean, i haven't seen that many stars since joey fatone elbowed me in the face. rim shot! thank you.

all right. this is going good. all right. the show was hosted by my friend and your friend, jimmy kimmel. didn't he do a great job? [ cheering ] unfortunately, jimmy couldnt be here tonight. as you can imagine, he's pretty beat. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: i am here. i am here. thanks, everybody. i am here. you know, i was supposed to be here. >> justin: yeah, yeah. i'm confused. why are you here? >> jimmy: well, i'm confused.

why are you here? >> justin: i'm the guest host. >> jimmy: no, you're the musical guest. why would i need a host? >> justin: because you were out all night at the oscar party. >> jimmy: not really. i went to one party and then went to bed. >> justin: oh. that's so sad. >> jimmy: it is? >> justin: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. well, any way, thank you. i can take it from here. >> justin: are you sure? i had a whole monologue planned. i was going to do a presidential debate rap battle where i play trump and biden. "you're a loser." "come on man!" >> jimmy: that sounds really good. you want to do the rest of that? >> justin: actually, that's all i had. >> jimmy: oh. >> justin: but, i was going to do it for you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. you know you've always, always since the beginning, you've always been my favorite justin. >> justin: oh, thank you.

and since the beginning, you've always been my second favorite jimmy. >> jus >> jimmy: good job. >> justin: i'm going to see you later? >> justin: guillermo, let's go. >> jimmy: guillermo, you stay here with me. you don't go. i have to bring sexy back, you understand, right? [ cheering ] we'll see justin later. hi, everybody. thank you. [ cheering ] we have fun, right? what night is tonight? monday? what night were the oscars? was that last night? i'm a little bit of a daze. somebody handed me a shot of don hul julio in the middle of the oscars last night. i hosted the oscars. we had a lot of fun. it's always an honor to be asked to host an event i would otherwise not be invited to. i got home late, i'm tired, i'm

mad that we still have daylight saving time. i'm so mad. i've been mad about it for 28 hours now. but i am a professional. so here i am to do the show. and people keep asking me today and last night -- [ cheering ] -- they keep asking what my favorite moment of the night was, and there are a lot of them. but if i had to pick the one moment that tickled me most, it was probably hearing arnold schwarzenegger say the word “godzilla.” >> godzilla. >> jimmy: i'm not sure you got that. let's hear that one more time. >> godzilla. >> jimmy: yes. it's like half godzilla, half lasagna. which would be a great movie by the way, "godzilla vs lasagna?" some of the other highlights the ken song was great. al pacino giving best picture to “oppenheimer” -- and john cena. who, we wanted to do something to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the oscar streaker. you remember the guy that ran make across the stage. so i asked john cena to present the oscar for best costume design. with no clothes on.

just an envelope in front of him. and he was very funny. but getting this on the air of all the times i've hosted the oscars or the emmys or anything, no comedy bit has ever received more scrutiny than this. there were meetings, there were side-meetings, there were emails and texts. there were phone calls, there were people sweating. somebody was crying. and then, once they realized we weren't going to take no for an answer, there were intense discussions about the size of the envelope, and whether we needed to velcro it to his body. we had to fill his crack and have socks and various testicalia. was discussed. every network has what we call an “s&p” department - which stands for “scrotum & penis.” interest scrotum and penis department. this is the envelope they wanted us to use. it's too big. they kept demanding we make the envelope bigger and bigger, which, well, first i have to say

congratulations to john cena. [ applause ] the commotion you caused. very rarely does an idea literally push the envelope, and this one did. so then we tape everything down, we glue everything that can be glued, and when it comes time for him to walk out. live, by the way, there's no way to edit this. the executives were terrified. this is what it looked like in the control room when john cena walked out on stage. it had that level of intensity. but i want to thank john for being such a good sport. and i want to apologize for nearly killing our department of standards and practices last night. a lot of people work very hard to make a show like the oscars happen. dogs work very hard on this show too. the dog you are about to see, is the breakout star of the movie, "anatomy of a fall." this is how he ended the show. such a good boy, a really good boy. messi flew all the way in from france to do that. our plan was to have him sitting in the audience through the whole monologue.

but it turns out we did a rehearsal. the dog was barking like crazy the whole time, because he is a dog, which was making it hard to tell jokes. it was really funny. it was like we'd released a dozen squirrels into the theater. at one point, i thought, the hell with it, let's just let the dog bark through the show. but it wouldn't have been great during, like, the in-memoriam montage. so instead of having messi live in the audience, we pretaped some action shots, including this one after robert downey jr. won guest supporting actor. >> avery x in india, this one's for you! >> jimmy: we wanted to just have messi clapping. turns out it's impossible to train a dog to clap. so one of our propmasters donny wu, made a couple of dog legs. and he was under. that's the movie magic, the tv magic. thanks to messi and donny. one of the delightful things about hosting the oscars is how mad people get about the most

dumbest things. i made a joke about the transformer movie, and this was very upsetting to a subgroup of people who wrote things like “jimmy kimmel just made an enemy of every transformers fan.” “shut up you f-ing moron.” “jimmy kimmel shut the f up about transformers you dirty old nasty bitch ass man.” “transformers fandom hereby designates jimmy kimmel an enemy of the state." come on. that's got to be the mountain dew red code talk. and that's not -- but i do want to -- and i apologize. i assumed you guys would be busy masturbating to watch the oscars. i am deeply apologetic to the transformers community. meanwhile, while you fools are focused on me, the decepticons are planning their next evil deed! speaking of decepticons. there was one prominent american who did not enjoy the show last night and let it be known on social media toward the end of

the telecast. donald trump, remember that guy? wrote -- “has there ever been a worse host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars. his opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not and never can be." this is also his wedding toast to his son eric, by the way. i don't take too much offense. and then he went into a thing about george stephanopoulos. and told them to fire me. so after the show, almost everyone i ran into was asking me, was that real? of course it was real. and it kind of tells you all you need know about donald trump. he wrote this because he was upset i didn't mention him on the show. and no one mentioned him on the show. he wasn't getting any attention. he couldn't stand it. and so then the adderall mcflurry kicked in and he went right at it. i wasn't planning to mention him at all. we were backstage, the show was almost over, and one of our writers showed me the post. and i had no choice. to quote al pacino, “just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in," and i had to read it.

but any way. funny. we had john cena on stage naked, and somehow trump still managed to be the biggest dick of the night. [ cheering ] guillermo, did you have fun at the oscars? we lost you at the oscars at the party afterwards. we went in together. that was the last i saw you. >> guillermo: it was a long day. i had a little too much tequila. >> jimmy: did you go home or stumble into slash's top hat? what happened to you? >> guillermo: no, i went home, jimmy. i was tired. >> jimmy: before guillermo disappeared he full filled his annual duties on the red carpet, chatting with the stars at the 96th oscars. ♪ it's oscar night, it's oscar night, oscar night, it's oscar night ♪ >> guillermo: what are you wearing? >> i'm wearing dolce & gabbana. >> guillermo: oh, dolce and cabana? >> with a g.

>> guillermo: you know what i'm wearing? target with a t. you know how they say "oppenheimer" in spanish? >> no, i don't. >> guillermo: "oppenheimer." you were in the movie "private parts," right? >> yeah. >> guillermo: what is your favorite private part? >> the main one. the main unit is my favorite one. my own. >> guillermo: you have a name for it? >> i don't call it anything. it goes nameless. he is a man of mystery. >> guillermo: look, if acting doesn't work for you, what is your fallback career? >> my fallback career? i don't have one. you do. >> guillermo: will you think of me in your next movie? >> why not? >> guillermo: good. >> i think i like it when i see you the shirt like that. >> guillermo: all right. it has my resume in the back. >> oh, good. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> thank you. >> guillermo: you have a speech if you win? >> it's up here, i think. i didn't write anything down because i worried that that would be make me too sad. >> guillermo: here, i have a speech for you.

>> apply ointment to affected area twice. >> guillermo: oh, no, no, no sorry. mr. tim cook, how can i get my iphone connected to bluetooth? how can i get my phone connected to bluetooth? how you? how are you doing? can you help me? oh my god. apple customer service is terrible! i'm going to party at jimmy's house. >> oh, yeah? >> guillermo: he is not going to be there. >> oh, sick. let's tear his [ bleep ] house apart. >> guillermo: exactly. that's what i'm talking about. >> oscar keggers at jimmy kimmel's house tonight. >> guillermo: yeah, tonight. he is not going to be there. >> so you have a taco truck too? >> guillermo: i have a taco truck, a bouncing castle. >> yeah, yeah. should i hand it out to anybody or just me? >> guillermo: this is for us. give it to margot robbie. killian! killian! arianna, how you?

emma stone? emma, emma! i got one question, ryan, ryan, why are you so sexy? how are you? one question, greta, what are you wearing? >> gucci! >> guillermo: she say douche. carey, carey, mark, mark, mark, mark! how you? no one wants to talk to me. i don't know why. chris! hey, one, quick! how are you? >> guillermo: here, for you. >> good luck! >> i love you. >> guillermo: it's like looking in a mirror. oh my god. are you nervous? >> yes. >> guillermo: oh, yeah? i have something for you to relax you. >> is it a tequila shot? >> guillermo: yeah. >> wooee! >> guillermo: we got to be classy about it.

>> you squint when you do it. >> guillermo: like this. it's mexican style. >> to friendship. >> guillermo: to friendship. >> love everything you done and that we've done every year. >> i didn't say i love you. but i love all the. i don't know i love you yet. too much because the cameras are rolling. >> guillermo: cheers. love you. >> here's to flexibility. >> guillermo: you say flexibility? >> yeah. >> guillermo: thank you. see you over there. >> yes! you know what? this is one of my favorites. mm. my favorite! >> guillermo: my favorite too. ♪ >> oh, that is really good. >> yow! >> guillermo: oh, my gosh. ♪ la cucaracha ♪ ♪

>> guillermo: this is the good stuff. >> smooth. right on. >> how many shots have you taken already? >> guillermo: a lot. like 17, 90. charlize, it's me guillermo, how are you? >> where's my shot? >> guillermo: listen, right here. i have it for you. >> that's huge. >> guillermo: let's play "barbie" real quick. >> no, i'm only here for the drinking. >> justin: listen, can we take off the head? >> stop it! stop it! >> guillermo: yes. >> oh my god. how many people drank from this. be honest. >> guillermo: no one. you're the first one. >> oh my god, i love you. cheers! [ applause ] >> guillermo: wow. >> now i'm ready for the oscars. >> guillermo: thank you so much. good luck. i love you too. take care. >> bye, baby.

>> guillermo: oh my god! she made my day. wow! that's my wife. that's my wife. >> jimmy: beautifully done, guillermo. guillermo, everybody. we have a great show. justin timberlake is here. we'll be back with dwayne "the rock" johnson. >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by allstate.

♪ >> jimmy: well, hello there and welcome back. tonight one of the all-time greats, he is a two-time oscar winner, the one and only robert de niro is with us. then later, another hall of famer, he is a ten-time grammy winner, with a new album, called "everything i thought it was," it comes out friday, music from justin timberlake. [ cheering ] we are very hard at work with new shows this week. guests including michael keaton -- anthony anderson -- ramy youssef -- natalie emmanuel -- the one and only, oprah winfrey will be joining us this week. along with music from warren zyders, briston maroney and chromeo. please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is that rare movie star who also keeps our world safe from jabronis -- he has a whole fanny-pack full

of his new line of skincare products called papatui. please say hello to dwayne “the rock” johnson. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how you? i like you in the glasses. you look like professor the rock. >> thank you, yes. that's a little intelligence. thank you. >> jimmy: how was your oscar night? you presented with bad bunny. >> with bad bunny. it was great. it was his birthday, yesterday, so happy belated to bad bunny. >> jimmy: bad bunny and the rock sounds like a disney+ show. >> yes, yes. or a bad trip that you don't want to go on. >> jimmy: did you meet anybody

that you hadn't met that you were excited about? >> you know what? it was really cool. that's the fun part about the oscar. you get to see all your old friends, get to meet new friends. when i was backstage, i ran into a whole bunch of hollywood icons that i had never met before. >> jimmy: like who? >> like al pacino. >> jimmy: oh, you metal. >> that was the first time i met him, awesome. great to meet him, give him a hug, give him a kiss. he said "i love you work, rock" thank you. of course i love yours too. met sam rockwell, he is awesome, one of my favorite actors. we talked about hey, let's work together one day. met sally field. [ cheering ] i said i'm so sorry to interrupt, i have to give you a big hug. she said you better come in here and give me the biggest hug. it was awesome. it was great ■tosee verybody. >> jimmy: the first time i hosted the oscars was in 2017. and you were in one of the front seats. and that was the night the infamous night of the mix-up. >> the mix-up at the end.

>> jimmy: and there is a photograph of you. have you seen this photograph? there is a photograph of you. and if we can zoom in, we can see. there you are. meryl streep's right here. and you actually look troubled. >> look, i in this moment, you know how when something becomes really surreal, even in this crazy makeup world of hollywood, it was at the end there, i thought that oh, is someone purposefully trying to sabotage this moment? so this was a little do i need to get up here and take care. luckily i didn't, because i would have been arrested. >> jimmy: i would have gladly let you be the one who went up there and figured it out. >> but it was a crazy moment. >> jimmy: it was was. i had a crazy moment with you last night. it was kind of weird. coming off the stage with a partially nude john cena. >> yes. >> jimmy: and we're going through this little alley, and then there is you and john cena. i feel like i might be wrestling near a second.

i thought about it afterwards. you really missed an opportunity to promote wrestlemania by attacking each other in that moment on a folding chair, a smash, something like that. >> a half naked john cena isn't the guy who i want to attack in that moment. >> jimmy: you want him fully naked? [ laughter ] >> i need him fully naked before i attack him. that was his joke, by the way. >> jimmy: i wasn't kidding! i think this is really interesting, because and you know this. you're one of the most well loved people in the world. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yes. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and yet, you have in the wrestling world gone back to being a heel, being a villain in the thing, to the point where you are actually antagonizing people in the local cities that you visit. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is your visit to phoenix, arizona. and how you greeted.

>> phoenix, arizona, by the way, before you show it, i did a little research. and what i'm saying is the truth. >> jimmy: it is true. i looked it up too! take a look. >> the number one city in america for cocaine and meth use is phoenix, arizon finally, you cactus loving crackheads finally have something worth shooting in your veins. [ laughter >> i mean -- >> jimmy: you cactus-loving crackheads. >> cactus-loving crackheads. it is the best to go back to wwe in this rock 10.0 version where i can become a heel and say the things that people want to say. >> jimmy: they still love you after you say them. >> and i went in, and it's a number one city and you cactus-loving crackheads. and what i also said was "and every woman in here wants to go one-on-one with the rock."

and all the women go crazy. and i said now settle down, you crackhead karens! and then they all cheered again. they were like yay! >> jimmy: all right. settle down, you crackhead karens. dwayne "the rock" johnson is here. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. thanks to skyrizi i'm playing with clearer skin. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine, or plan to. with skyrizi, nothing on my skin means everything! ♪ nothing is everything ♪ ask your dermatologist about skyrizi. learn how abbvie could help you save.

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johnson. who's got a -- by the way, i'm so sorry. let's acknowledge this hot-ass crowd. [ cheering ] they're excited. >> jimmy: you have this -- is it a men's skin caroline? papatui? >> it is, unisex, but men. >> jimmy: anyone can buy it. will you be smearing these lotions and creams on your fellow wrestlers at wrestlemania? >> i will. but before and after, not during the match. that's a whole another match. >> jimmy: be able to get ahold of them. yeah, yeah. why did you decide to do something like this? >> well, number one, i always get conversations, i've had conversations, like everyone has asked me over the years like hey, what do you do with your skin? but what i have found is us dudes can talk about cars and

business stuff or movies or cheap meals or what your work south olike. >> jimmy: snakes. >> snakes for sure on planes. we talk about mental health. but i found when guys ask me about skin care, it's always done like hey, jimmy, i talk to you? what do you do about. >> jimmy: it's weird. >> don't make it weird. why are we whispering? we get one body, one skin. >> jimmy: i had a situation where i made the mistake of telling a group of women that i just put the same body lotion on my face. >> oh, no! >> jimmy: and they were yelling at me like i had done something illegal. >> you can't do that. it's a process and one you got to take care. doing women do a great job. us men are learning. i wanted to encourage the conversation. but i wanted to create a product that was clean that had a lot of -- i didn't know this, but maybe you did. i didn't know this. women, you guys know, this parabens, sulfates, stuff like

that, it's bad stuff that all the women are nodding their heads. we don't have any of that in papatui. so that's safe. and it's also important that everything is under 10 bucks to make sure. >> jimmy: oh, that is good. they really gouge you for those things. >> they really do. they gouge you. >> jimmy: you are a guy who cares about men. i know last night i mentioned that we lost track of guillermo at the party. so you very kindly stopped by -- you stopped by to check on him this morning. >> jimmy: yes. >> and actually helped him get ready for the show tonight. we have video. >> yes. ♪ [ laughter ] >> guillermo, good morning, brother. come on, wakey-wakey. >> guillermo: wow. i can't smell what the rug has been drinking. >> i know. all night long. me too. let's go. come on, come on. dude, nice tattoo. >> guillermo: what tattoo? >> you got a paul giamatti

tattoo on your back. >> guillermo: oh, that is why my back has been hurting so much. >> come on. >> guillermo: i want to ask you for a favor. >> sure. >> guillermo: i'm trying to call sick to work. how should i do it? >> jim-jim, i'm not coming into work today. i'm hanging out with my brother rock. and then maybe say ciao. >> guillermo: shou. >> no, ciao. when you say choo choo, you don't say shoo shoo. you say choo choo. >> guillermo: shoo shoo. >> no, choo choo. >> guillermo: shoo shoo. >> ask me if you want to eat chicken. >> guillermo: you want to eat chicken? perfect. now say ciao. >> guillermo: shou. >> you got it right, brother. >> guillermo: shou.

what is your favorite muscle? >> my love muscle. >> is a love cnbc news capsule? >> if you got to ask, you don't have one. >> guillermo: if you could get a massage from one person in all of history, who would it be? can i tell you mine? >> yeah. >> was hoping you would tell me. >> guillermo: charlize theron. >> beyonce, rihanna, charlize theron, charlize theron, charlize theron. what about you? >> i -- how is your hands? >> guillermo: very big, and very strong too. >> hmm. >> guillermo: just like my love muscle! [ laughter ] >> guillermo: what are those bumps on your chest? >> those are my pecs. >> guillermo: your pecs? >> there you go. may i? >> guillermo: yeah. >> there you go. >> guillermo: may i? >> yeah.

>> guillermo: mr. johnson, your face is like a baby. how do you do it? what is your secret? >> i tell you what my secret is, papatui face moisturizer. and i noticed your face is a little dry. can i put some on? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. ly. there we go. >> guillermo: oh, wow. >> pretty good, right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> smooth, upward strokes. >> guillermo: thank you, mr. johnson. you are my rock. get it? >> i do, yeah. oh, rock. yes. [ laughter ] >> are we going to hug? here. >> jimmy: >> guillermo: >> i love it. >> guillermo: i love it. >> i love you. >> guillermo: you're my rock. >> that's enough. ♪ [ applause ] >> thank you, guillermo, for the spa day. it was amazing, brother. >> guillermo: wait, i thought you were paying. >> i'm not paying. i thought you were paying. >> guillermo: i forgot my wallet. we can put it on jimmy kimmel. he is very rich.

>> he is rich as [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: rich as -- [ laughter ] >> make him pay. >> guillermo: yes! >> jimmy: what a team. dwayne "the rock" johnson. you can find papatui at papatui.com and at target, and wrestlemania 40 is live april 6th and 7th on peacock. that's a note for you crackheads. wayne ellin dwayne johnson. we'll be back with robert de niro.

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>> jimmy: hi there. plan to stay all the way because music from justin timberlake is on the way. our next guest is among the greatest oscars of all time. he is a two of imtime oscar winner you can see alongside bobby carnivally and rose byrne in theaters it opens may 31st.

please say hello to robert de niro. [ cheering ] how are you? >> okay. >> jimmy: i love you very much. i want you to know that going in. did you have fun last night? is it still fun for you? or is it an obligation? >> no, i had a nice time. we have a couple of breaks and people get up, go to the bathroom, walk around. >> jimmy: the bathroom part with was the highlight? >> that was one of the highlights. >> jimmy: did you go to parties afterwards? >> a couple, then i went home. >> jimmy: you won your first oscar what, 49 years ago, right, for "the godfather part 2". >> that's it. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: do you remember that feeling or any specifics of that night? >> yeah. i was actually in italy doing a movie with bertalucci called

1900. i get a call 6:00 in the morning their time. it's nine hours later. and so i was shooting. >> jimmy: that's when you found out about the nomination? >> no, that's when i found out i had won. >> jimmy: oh, you weren't at the show? >> no. >> jimmy: you know what? that's big-time. that's when you know you're a real movie star, when you don't even go and you win. were you the second time you won? >> yes. >> jimmy: you were there. you were there in person. were you at all dreading winning because you knew you would have to make a speech? >> no. i didn't -- that's okay. they had the camera. barbara was saying the other night at the s.a.g. awards, they have the camera on you to see what your reaction is. you got look stone-faced. >> jimmy: that's where the real acting comes in, right? >> in a way, in a way. but it was nice. it was actually enjoyable.

downey was great. he is a great guy. and it was terrific. >> jimmy: he is great. he was very happy to win. and i think everybody is very happy to see him win. not that we didn't want to see you win. but you are at this point -- you got a couple those things already, and i feel like you don't even care, honestly. [ laughter ] >> it's -- in all seriousness, getting nominated is enough. >> jimmy: that's enough. >> because you are saying one person is better than the other, and you can't really say, they're different. >> jimmy: yet, the five nominees were saying they're better than all of everybody else. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you and have i something in common. we have both been immortalized on social media by our former president, donald trump. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have i think this might have been the first time he wrote about you. "robert de niro, a very low iq individual has received two, he spelled two wrong, many shots to

the head by real boxers in movies. i watched him last night. truly believe he may be punch-drunk. and at the end, he says "wake up, punchy" he says to you. that's not the only time. he moved over to truth social. robert de niro whose acting talents have greatly diminished. with his reputation now shot, must even use a teleprompter for his foul and disgusting language. so disrespectful to our country. now in all fairness to the former president, is that true? do you to use a teleprompter when speaking about president trump? or are you able to just kind of riff on your thoughts on him? [ applause ] >> yeah. i -- he's so [ bleep ] stupid. [ cheering ] [ laughter ]

i mean, look at the lame, inane things he said. he's so stupid, he can't even say anything clever. he is a [ bleep ] moron! [ cheering ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] but he is a scary one. in all seriousness, and we know it here, people have to get out and vote, and vote and vote and vote. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you think he pretends to be dumber than he is to confuse people. >> no. i don't think so. >> jimmy: why do you think -- i'm curious why you would guess. there is a big group of people in this country who believe that he cares about them. >> i am totally dumbfounded, baffled by that. i can't understand it. and it's a thing that we've seen over, you know, decades and

decades. he is a -- what's it, tammy faye and the other one. >> jimmy: yeah, yes. >> same thing. give us your money. >> jimmy: televangelist. televangelist. it's the same thing. it's so obvious. i just don't understand people could buy it. he's dangerous. we got to get rid of him. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you ever -- shame, shame, shame, shame on those republicans that don't have the nerve, the balls to go after him. [ applause ] what do they tell their kids, what do they tell their grandkids later when it's written in history books what their role is and what they did and they allowed him to do this? he is an outright [ bleep ] criminal. and they're still buying it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: still buying it. i don't want to -- i don't want him to take up your whole

segment. you have made a movie called "ezra". >> yes. >> jimmy: directed by tony goldwyn, who we know and love here as our former president at abc, tony goldwyn. he was the president on "scandal." he has made a movie, bobby can val valuevale, rose byrne, and introducing guillermo and me. we are in the movie also. [ cheering ] >> guillermo: that's right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when tony pitched you this film, did he tell you that you'd get to be in the film with us? [ laughter ] >> well, i never saw you. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i was waiting. i was waiting. i never saw you or met you. >> jimmy: we look just like this. do you want to explain a little bit about what the movie is about, the story? >> it's about a couple with their son who is on the spectrum, which means he's on

the autistic spectrum. so that could mean anything, literally anything. but it's not typical behavior. and the school wants to -- he's being forced to be put in a program by the mother, who he lives with, and the father is bobby cannivale's character is against that and so on. so he kidnaps him and takes him on a road trip basically to see you. what else? >> jimmy: that's good. we have the trailer. so that will fill in the blanks for us. here it is. first look at the trailer from the movie "ezra." >> my man ezra, flying without a net so that he could order himself, eh? [ laughter ] >> the doctor first told me my son was autistic. it would have saved a lot of time if he just said the truth. autistic kids don't give a --

they don't. >> jenna knows i'm broke. >> she knows you're still not over her. the man shouldn't be living with his father. >> he led 20 kids on to washington state. >> your son has been a danger to himself. >> he is not dangerous. he is a challenge. >> you want to do something for your son? you get us up to l.a. jimmy kimmel wants to book you. >> what? >> they're not going to fly you. is that going to be a problem? >> no. >> hey, what did you do? >> i need to get him away from here. >> sorry, pop. >> all i ever wanted was just to protect our boy. >> well, i'm protecting him now. you know the word, autism comes from the greek, "in your own world." i don't want him in his own world. i want him in this world. >> you're fighting for something. you might have to suffer consequences, but it's worth it because you love your kid. >> a dad's job is to take his son down the field. and if he gets tackled, all that

dad wants is for that kid to pick up the ball and to take it the rest of the way. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you can see the full trailer, the movie "ezra lowe on the jimmy kimmel youtube starting may 31st. mr. robert de niro, everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheering and applause ] we'll be back with justin timberlake! ♪ yeah, i mean, gecko's a beast... he's got that dog in him. - he wasn't just awake before us, he'd already worked out how to help protect way more than just your car. i'm great at insurance. but gecko is just... something else. -yeah, we're talking renters, jewelry, pet insurance... and then he'd come back at night and study film. laptop: geico does offer 24/7 claims service. -riddle me this. if it's so easy a caveman can do it, why is he working so hard? from cars to home to pets, it's easy to geico.

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>> jimmy: how about that? i want to thank dwayne johnson, robert de niro, and this handsome gentleman, justin timberlake. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching tonight. >> thank you for watching, good night! this is "nightline." tonight, royal mystery. what's happening with kate middleton in that mother's day photo. >> most people can see with the naked eye that there has been alterations on that photograph. >> the first official photo released by kensington palace following the princess' undisclosed abdominal surgery almost two months ago, leaving many more questions than answers. >> the release of this opportunity was really an opportunity to take control of the na