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the cast of black-ish coming up. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "black-ish," anthony anderson, tracee ellis ross, marcus scribner, miles brown, yara shahidi, marsai martin, plus music from amber mark. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big night here at abc. an emotional night. one of the most beloved shows in
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recent television history, "black-ish," packed up and left us. after eight seasons, the johnson family moved out of sherman oaks. the cast is here to talk about it. eight seasons is a big deal. most shows at abc don't last eight episodes. "black-ish" has been on so long, it was the subject of an angry tweet by a then private citizen named donald trump, who tweeted back in 2014, "how is abc television allowed to have a show entitled "black-ish?" can you imagine the furor of a show "whitish!" racism at highest level?" no, you being elected president was racism at the highest level. this was a tv show. but that's the kind of straight shooting common sense that got the man to the white house. in florida yesterday, a federal judge struck down the mask mandate in place for airplanes, trains, and buses. which is good news for the little bags of pretzels
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industry. the judge who struck it down is kathryn kimball mizelle, pictured here. amazing that a woman with an entire tablecloth around her neck gets to tell us whether or not to wear masks. she's dressed like a nissan in a christmas commercial. governor ron desantis, of course, praised the decision. he tweeted it was "great to see a federal judge in florida follow the law and reject the biden transportation mask mandate," or as he calls it, "critical face theory." all the major airlines have already updated their policy on face coverings. delta, american, united, southwest, jetblue, frontier, and spirit announced they will no longer require passengers to wear a mask. spirit airlines actually never had an official mask requirement because they don't have windows on the plane. the remaining airlines are expected to follow suit. which means it's time to say goodbye to viral videos of karens and aarons having anti-mask meltdowns in mid-air. it's time to recognize the very best of the very worst in the
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first-ever- unruly awards! the unruly for outstanding dramatic mask removal goes to -- >> [ bleep ] talking to me like that! take me off. i don't give a [ bleep ]. i didn't even want to go to cali! >> jimmy: the winner for use of ex-plea saves is -- >> you understand that? >> jimmy: outstanding white woman comparing herself to rosa parks. >> jimmy: outstanding use of a substitute mask. >> jimmy: outstanding use of packing materials.
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>> jimmy: and finally, outstanding non-verbal protest. >> jimmy: congratulations to all of our winners. you'll be featured getting rabies shots. and it's not just the airlines. uber and lyft have also dropped their mask requirement for passengers. but their drivers will still wear so much cologne, you'll want to wear it anyway. so now the big question is, if you are in a situation where you have to be extra careful not to get covid, but, for whatever reason, you have to travel, what do you do? >> with mask mandates ending around the c■ountry, weknowthat many americans are looking for a safer way to travel.
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trying a mode of transportation that promises you a good, clean ride. the railroad hand car. railroad hand cars are open air vehicles that are covid safe. and a pretty sick tricep workout. travel the country the way folks did in old cartoons, pumping your arms for days on end. the railroad hand car, not just for people escaping from chain gangs any more. >> i'm joe biden, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: seems like he would be do sbo that. so you know how back in august, trump and his team of wishful thinkers were working on a plan to somehow reinstall him in the white house? well, according to the new york times, they are still trying to overturn the election. trump, and a gouroup of -- including mr. my pillow mike lindell believe that by "decertifying" the 2020 vote in key states, the outcome of the election can still be reversed. my god. what is it gonna take for him to get over this? does the mcrib have to come
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back? you lost. america's not that into you. they think if they complain long enough, they'll eventually get their way. this is the presidency we're talking about, not the snyder cut of "justice league." take a lesson from this guy. see if you recognize this man. who lost the new york mayoral race to david dinkins. this was many years ago. this is how you graciously concede. >> we had a hard-fought campaign. and now, in the highest tradition of our democracy, we will work together with all our might to build a great city here in new york. we love new york, don't we! all right. and we're goin ining to unify b the mayor of new york, aren't we? yes! because that's the democratic process, and we believe in it, don't we?
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all right. >> jimmy: that's right, rudy giuliani. i don't know what happened. something happened. maybe the shoe polish got in his brain, i don't know. trump's other hopeless endeavor is his top shelf social media platform, "truth social. which has been to use one of his favorite phrases, a "total disaster" since it launched in february. they had a massive outage yesterday, it was down all morning. dozens of users were affected. the ceo of truth social, former congressman devin nunes, he attempted to put a spain on his incompetency. he posted this message once the site came back up, "as many of you know, our team has been working non stop to ensure that truth can not be shut down by tech tyrants." which means he probably forgot to pay the electric bill. why would tyrants try to "shut down" a service that barely works? in order to shut something down, it has to be up! even his avatar looks scared.
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like he's worried trump is coming back from the golf course to fire him. according to the "new york times," trump spends a lot of his days having his ass kissed by candidates looking for his endorsements. and before they come to pitch, they're told to bring colorful printouts with "compelling visual material," which is a nice way of saying, "don't show up without a penthouse." congressman billy long of missouri said that when you're presenting to trump, quote, "there is no secret sauce." and that's because if there was secret sauce, he would eat it. gop strategists say to get trump's endorsement, "big fonts are crucial." you must "show compelling visual material" and "use color photos." same advice you'd give on how to communicate with a gorilla. try shaking your keys. that'll get his attention! the donny llama also weighed in on the war on ukraine yesterday. of course he says it never would have happened on his watch.
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which is interesting because there's a clip making the rounds from 2019 when our master diplomat was hard at work offering presidenten zelenskyy some very helpful advice. >> i hope you and president putin can get together and solve your problems. that would be a tremendous achievement. i know you're trying to do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we were gonna cue up the "curb your enthusiasm" music, but it felt inappropriate. meanwhile, even in times of horror, ukrainians and ukrainian-americans somehow manage to keep their senses of humor and defiance. one clever rebel even projected the ukrainian flag onto the russian embassy in d.c., much to the dismay of a russia-friendly spotlight operator. who tried to block it. yeah, he tried to get on top of it to blur it out, i guess. moving around pacman style. [ laughter ]
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like a looney toons cartoon or something. nope. if that isn't a metaphor for what's going on over there, i don't know what is. small victories. meanwhile, president biden is reportedly planning to run for re-election. biden is said to have shared his plans with his former boss, barack obama. when obama was at the white house. if elected, biden would be 82 at the beginning of his second term. he'd be the oldest sitting president, and also the first president to get his exercise walking around an empty mall in the morning. i imagine that conversation might've put obama in a tough spot. like when a woman tells her friend she's planning to get bangs, it's the friend's job to say, "you sure about that?" i wonder if now that he's out of office, obama is back to smoking weed? >> guillermo: maybe. >> jimmy: maybe. researchers from cornell said
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that over an eight-year span, people who live in states that legalized marijuana had a lower demand for prescription drugs. that makes sense- who needs drugs when you're already on drugs? it also explains why i've never seen "cheech or chong" at a cvs. research has also found that while cases of covid are going up in major cities, hospitalization rates are down. hopefully this means covid is headed toward becoming a milder, seasonal-type illness. we have come a long way since the start of the pandemic. so every now and then, we like to look back to remember life during lockdown, and we're doing it again in an april edition of "this month in covid history." >> this month in covid history. travel back. ♪ happy birthday ♪ >> april 2021. hollywood is back on track. it's the oscars, in a train
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station. glenn close shakes her caboose. surely, the craziest thing that's ever happened at the oscars. and now for some good news. we're all vaccinated. >> a large portion of americans say they will not get vaccinated. >> oh, no, what shall we do? >> detroit is paying drivers $50 for each person that they bring to a vaccination site. >> people can get a free jell-o shot if they've had their covid vaccine. >> a joints for jabs campaign, anyone being inoculated gets free weed. >> get a poke, get a toke. >> smears against meringue from distortions of my personal life, to wild, and i mean wild conspiracy theories. >> gaetz sent two transactions to his friend joel greenberg, who used the same app to send three young women the same amount.
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>> worst prom-posal ever. >> starting today -- >> yes. >> if you're fully vaccinated -- >> check. >> and you're outdoors. >> go on. >> and not in a big crowd, you no longer need to wear a mask. >> hoo-ray! or face the consequences. >> your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response from seeing someone beating a kid at walmart. >> and if the person who arrives at the playground is matt gaetz, run like hell. this has been "this month in covid history. jothsz. >> jimmy: the cast of "black-ish" is here. we'll be back with anthony anderson and tracee ellis ross. .
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we'll be back with anthony anderson and tracee ellis ross. "black-ish" is here. we'll be back with anthony anderson and tracee ellis ross.
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we are back tonight. she is here between two cochella appearances. her debut album is called "three dimensions deep." amber mark from the mercedes eq stage. tomorrow night, nicolas cage and vanessa bayer, with music from noah cyrus. earlier tonight, our first guests wrapped up eight seasons as america's most potent johnson and johnson on their great and groundbreaking show "black-ish." please welcome anthony anderson and tracee ellis ross. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome. congratulations. >> thank you. a little festivity for the occasion. sorry. >> jimmy: anthony, we've never kissed before tonight. >> i could tell you weren't into the lips. >> jimmy: your beard is very soft. luxurious i would say. >> thank you. i work hard at it. >> as my brother says about anthony, very hydrate. from ankles to the beard. >> jimmy: is that true? >> very true. >> jimmy: yeah, i can see that. you got a little lotion on the legs. >> yeah, yeah. they take care of me. >> jimmy: how do you feel right now, sad, relieved, peckish? >> relieved, you know, a little
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beef jerky and dried mango backstage. this is our victory lap. had you spoken to us back in november when we shut this down, we wouldn't be able to get through this interview. but right now, we're taking a well-deserved victory lap. >> lot of joy and pride. it's unbelievable, the feat of 176 episodes. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: have you watched the episode, the final episode together? >> yes. >> yeah, we sat next to each other. >> yes. >> jimmy: were tears shed? >> no. we shed tears while we were making it. as a matter of fact, i shed so many tears, anthony was like, are you seriously crying again? are you crying again? >> talk about being hydrated. >> a lot of tears. >> jimmy: you guys had a party, i assume? >> we went to d.c. and had a beautiful finale event at the african american smithsonian museum. and you never get to watch tv
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with an audience, so we sat in the audience and watched. >> we talked about each other and the audience. but he might be talking about our rap party. >> jimmy: either one. >> the beautiful of the wrap party, you have to wait a couple of weeks, but it was the day after we wrapped. i think because of covid, the ease of everyone already being tested. we were still in the flow of all that. >> she gave me a choker. >> he gave us all necklaces. >> he underestimated the girth of my gek. >> with a little pendant. >> i felt like a real pit bull. [ growling ] and i wore that dang thing. >> jimmy: so kenya gave everyone a necklace. >> i gave everyone ipads. >> i gave everybody commemorative rings. like championship rings. >> it was amazing, because it was specialized for each
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department. it would way wardrobe. >> if you were an actor, it had the comedy/tragedy mask on the side of it. >> jimmy: i know he likes a championship ring. i'm aware of that. >> he's wearing it now. >> i'm wearing my personal one. >> notice he says, i'm wearing my personal one. >> not every day you get a star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> i'm supposed to get one this year. >> and i'll be there. >> jimmy: tracee, i heard that you've never been to anthony's house, his real house. >> and i have no idea where he lives. >> it's the restraining order we have against one another. we're only allowed to work together. >> that's how you make a great working tv relationship. i've never been to dinner with anthony, just the two of us. but we know -- >> she just recently started
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liking me. >> jimmy: because you guys -- >> not recently. we knew each other before "black-ish." >> jimmy: how long before "black-ish"? >> we hosted an award show -- 36. >> jimmy: please tell this story. >> i did not know anthony well, and -- >> we were having a great night. >> anthony made a joke. he made a reference as if i had -- >> what black joke is not funny? they love it. >> it's not funny to the person -- >> we were walking down the stage, midway through the show, you just heard -- and it wasn't me, so i said tracee, did you fart? >> listen, in my defense, i did not have the same sense of self
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as you did at my time. because i was early in my career and it was a big one. >> and it sounded like a big fart. >>ly tell you now if he said that, i would be like yes or no. but yeah, it took me a long time -- >> 15 years! >> i used to describe anthony as a warm chocolately center with shards of glass on the outside. very sharp. if you get cut by anthony, don't try to cut him back. you will be dead on the floor. however, we have games as through time and work together, the most beautiful co-working partnership i have -- best dance partner in the world. best dance partner in the world. >> but still no -- by the way, i've never been to guillermo's house. he's never invited me to his house. >> guillermo: but we have a good relationship. >> guillermo been to your house if. >> jimmy: he's been to my house a hundred times.
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>> that's awkward. >> jimmy: so the last scene of the show, and i know our audience hasn't seen the finale yet, but the last scene, one of the last scenes, not the last scene, is you guys together alone in an empty house. >> yes. >> jimmy: because you move out of the house. what was that like, being in that house together? >> you know, that was the difficult moment for me in rehearsal. you know, leading up until that day, you've been preparing for you self-or i had been preparing myself for that moment to come. that was the last scene of the show for us to shoot. and in rehearsal, you know, i'm looking around this empty house and talking about our memories. and i'm just hit with a flood of emotion. and tears. and tracee, it was like okay, guys, that's enough. we'll get ready. >> i was like, i don't think we should go through the whole rehearsal. we couldn't get through the
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rehearsal. the words in that scene, yes, are indicative of the scene, but they're also the reality of what we were coming to the end of. >> yes, yes. >> and it was -- oof, it was difficult. >> jimmy: talking about the kids and how they grow up. >> and also a crew we had been with this whole time. we had been through people getting married, passing away, people giving birth. all these different things. and going through covid together with a cast and our crew was really scary. we were the second show to go back to work. we really were sort of a bonded family. there's no ritual for how you say goodbye to a show. you know, that experience of how much time we spend together and i played married to anthony longer -- i spent more time pretending i was married to anthony than i did not in eight years. i mean, we did 24 episodes a season. >> yeah. >> 14-hour days, 5:00 in the
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morning, all those time periods that, you know, you're very vulnerable. you're just yourself. you're not like this, you know what i mean? and you're working together. it's a very special thing. >> jimmy: it's very sweet. you can feel that it was not just acting there in that situation. when we come back, we're going to bring in the kids. >> why? >> jimmy: on the final night of "black-ish" here on abc. anthony and tracee. [ applause ] portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by --
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>> jimmy: we're back with anthony and tracee. in eight seasons of "black-ish," our next guests grew up in front of our eyes. you know them as junior and jack johnson. say hello to marcus scribner and miles brown. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> we coordinated. >> jimmy: you did coordinate. this is very well matched and really -- >> family affair. >> very easter themed, as well,
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in a way, too. >> yes. >> jimmy: hey, is that -- miles, is that the necklace that everybody got? >> yeah, he gave the rest of the cast -- >> you see how big his is on his neck? [ laughter ] >> shout out to kenya. he gave us these gifts. >> jimmy: you got the necklace, the ring, the ipad. which was the best gift? >> yi don't know. i use them for different things. >> these are smart children. >> jimmy: we have a photo from the pilot episode. just little kids there. >> look at baby bugelu. >> jimmy: do you remember that day? >> yeah, yeah. that was quite the trek from set. we're not used to leaving our little set. but that was a great day. we had a good time on location. that's the historic "black-ish" house. >> jimmy: we talked about this a
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couple of times when you guys have been here. there was something that anthony promised you when you were very young. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what was that promise that anthony made to you? >> you can ask him. >> jimmy: anthony, do you remember what that promise was? >> i have no idea what you're talking about. i don't know what promise you speak of. >> jimmy: there is a promise of a car, i believe. a promise -- >> only one kid was supposed to get a car. >> what is this? >> jimmy: who was supposed to get the car? >> marsai martin was the only one supposed to get a car. >> hey, hey, we're off the air now. it's too late. you should have got it when the getting was good. production is over. >> jimmy: we still have the american legal system we could pursue it through. if marsai were to sue anthony
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for a car. i mean, that would be somethig special. >> they should go to people's court. >> do you have a license? >> permit. >> do you have a license? >> no. >> then you can't own a car. hey, look here, you got your car. and you cannot own a vehicle with just a permit. so i'm sorry. >> okay. >> but i think that's what they're requesting. >> jimmy: marcus, you could own one no problem. >> easily. >> what happened to the subaru? >> first of all -- >> it was a subaru at one point. >> marcus is the one to photo about cars. >> jimmy: so you guys -- hey, at the end of the show, there was a big scene, and everybody was dancing in the street, outside the house. and i know the cast was in there. was that the crew and family and stuff? >> crew, guest stars, family. everyone. >> neighborhood people who lived in the neighborhood who were
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just like, yeah, come over to my house. >> anyone who had ever run through "black-ish." >> jimmy: did you guys have your families in there? >> yeah, you could see my family. there's a good three-second shot. so they're going to need their money, anthony. >> jimmy: you're on "grown-ish" now. >> yes. >> jimmy: how is that different on that show? >> everybody is younger, that's one thing. no offense, guys. >> none taken. >> we have a great time over there. junior is really growing up and learning about himself and becoming a man. i feel like i'm at the right place in my life to take him to that space. so it's been a good time. we're like five episodes so far. >> you need a role that you can appreciate the muscle this man has developed. come on. >> hold on, tracee, when did miles get hair on his legs like
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that? >> miles has had -- he's always been a leg crosser. >> i'm not doing it right now. >> jimmy: you really do have hairy legs. >> look at the hair on your shin! >> jimmy: miles has so much hair, i think he could drive a car without a license. >> see! well done. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll take another break and your sisters, daughter, tv, of course, will join us. yara shahidi and marsai martin. [ applause ] right now, every day seems to get more and more expensive. that's why walmart has every day low prices. so you can trust we're helping you save money on everything you buy. because every day, meals get made. every day, little feet grow. every day, milestones happen.
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>> jimmy: music from amber mark is on the way. joining us now are two more johnson offspring. they are out well past curfew. please welcome yara shahidi and marsai martin. [ cheers and applause ] marsai, i will start with you. where are you right now? >> i am in atlanta. i am filming a movie right now called fantasy football." it's going to be on paramount, and it's amazing. i have so many people with the cast. >> jimmy: and you've got that beautiful fake tree behind you. things are going well, right?
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and yara, you are at school right now, right? >> yes. i'm calling in live from cambridge. >> from where? >> jimmy: i see you've gone through puberty, as well. [ laughter ] >> i waited to the end of the show for people to hear my real voice. >> jimmy: i heard you had to leave a study group to come do this. >> yes. i'm prepping for my thinlfinal s and oral exam. and i was like, sorry, guys, i have to celebrate with my tv family on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: are you guys going to watch the show there tonight, is that part of the plan? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> she did not leave a study group, she left a keg party. that's why she sounds like that. >> we all watched together.
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>> jimmy: anthony got the guys cars because they were here. >> i heard. i'm actually here to request pi car. >> look at her. >> marsai, you know the truth. who was the only family member supposed to get a car? >> y'all know the truth. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and yet he's not getting you one either. >> we're all here to say anthony bought me a car. >> elon musk, will you help me out? because marsai wants a purple on purple tesla. so help me out with that. >> jimmy: he's very helpful. he's busy trying to destroy the world. okay, so listen, i got a couple of blocks for you. there's one for you, tracee, and one for anthony. you have been tv parentis to these kids for quite some time.
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i'm going to ask a question, and without cheating off each other's cubes, you'll tell me which of the four young people in your television family -- >> and we show you their face? >> jimmy: exactly. which of your kids has a black belt in karate. >> where is he? where is he? >> oh, no? >> jimmy: okay. do you have a black belt in karate? >> no. >> jimmy: who has the black belt in karate, raise your hand. >> i would not have known that. >> jimmy: off to a strong start. which of your kids shot a tiktok video with addison ray and charlie demilio. who was in the tiktok video? it was miles. >> what?
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can i be honest, i have no idea who those people are. i just knew the tiktok part. >> i have no idea who miles is. >> jimmy: he's the hairy one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're 0 for 2. >> because we're real parents. >> jimmy: which of your kids is not on tiktok? at all? >> i have no idea. i don't know. >> jimmy: and the answer is -- >> oh, it's me. >> jimmy: we're on the board. >> i don't know nothing about these people. >> jimmy: which of your kids celebrated getting his or her role by eating pazukis at bjs? >> i'm going to say miles. >> jimmy: you are going to say miles. and anthony is smiting the
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difference there. >> anthony, i don't know what's happening. >> i'm hedging my bets. >> jimmy: you say marsai or miles, anthony? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: the answer is -- raise your hand if you celebrated with pazukis. the answer is marsai. >> that does not count. >> why doesn't that count? i changed my answer before anything happened. >> jimmy: no, you don't get points for that answer. i'm sorry. >> is anybody winning yet? >> jimmy: nobody is winning. which of your kids hates cooked fruit? >> oh, me. >> anyone like cooked fruit? >> hold on, hold on. >> i'm going to go with this one right here. all right. >> i'm going to say yara. >> jimmy: the answer is marcus.
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>> i only like sweet potato pie. >> jimmy: i feel like we're all losers in this game. let's end it right here, because this is one of the saddest finales i've ever been a part of. and not for the usual reasons. but you guys are all so great, and the show has been really just an amazing show. i hope you take pride in what you've done. i hope you guys go on to do great, great things. i'm sure you will. and also congratulations to kenya on putting this great cast together. >> actually, i put the cast together. kenya was in the room. i assembled this. >> jimmy: in that case, we retract our congratulations to kenya and put them squarely on anthony. anthony, congratulations. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you missed any of the episodes, all episodes of "black-ish" are available on hulu now.
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thank you so much for being here tonight. thank you, ladies. we'll be right back with music from amber mark. okay, snacks and popcorn are gonna be expensive. let's just accept that. going to the movies can be a lot for young homeowners turning into their parents. bathrooms -- even if you don't have to go, you should try. we all know where the bathroom is and how to us it, okay? you know, the stevensons told me they saved money bundling their boat insurance with progressive. no one knows who those people are. -it can be painful. -hand me your coats. there's an extra seat right here. no, no, no, no, no. we don't need a coat wrangler. progressive can't save you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money when you bundle home, auto, and more with us. no one who made the movie is here.
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>> jimmy: this is her debut album. here with the song "what it is," amber mark. ♪ i gave it my all i tried but nothing could stop this fire ♪ ♪ so hard to leave it all behind ♪ ♪ and i know the good with the bad we fall ♪ ♪ what is the point of it all hmm ♪ ♪ so there goes my heart
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i fell apart trying to love ♪ ♪ wanna be free so god tell me please is it in the stars oh ♪ ♪ feel it in my bones oh i've got to know ♪ ♪ tell me what it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ ♪ it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ ♪ on my mind always at least three times a day ♪ ♪ tell me what it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ ♪ it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ ♪ is it that sense of wonder wonder
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it hit like lightning lightning ♪ ♪ feel that inner thunder thunder it's so inviting ooh-ooh yeah ♪ ♪ feel it in my bones oh i've got to know ♪ ♪ tell me what it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ ♪ it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ ♪ don't know how a feeling so strange yeah ♪ ♪ the way time never stays the same so is life with failure and age ♪ ♪ wondering why do we throw so much shame why yeah ♪ ♪ you and i are one in the same one in the same ♪ ♪ dust from a heart
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to a flame uh right ♪ ♪ is it love that proves in our faith is it love ♪ ♪ or how we move spiraling is it is it is it now ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ oh i feel it in my bones oh i've got to know ♪ ♪ tell me what it is it is what it is what it is what it is ♪ [ applause ]
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♪ stack that cheddar, make it melt. ♪ ♪ cook it up, stretch it out. ♪ ♪ we're breaking the mold. ♪ ♪ estado dorado. ♪ ♪ shining like gold. ♪ ♪ estado dorado. ♪ ♪ vive en el estado dorado live in the golden state ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank anthony, tracee, miles, marcus, marsai, yara, and amber mark.
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apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. he will be resedged at a later date. tomorrow night, nicolas cage and vanessa bayer, with music from noah cyrus. "nightline" is next. and i should mention it's officially 4/20 now, so look out, leftover peeps! thank you for watching, goodnight.
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this is ig tonight, the controversy over florida governor ron desantis' plan to redau some congressional districts. >> this is an attack on black representation. >> desantis saying he's undoing racial jerry manlderring of the past that benefited democrats. >> we are not going to have a 200 mile jerry mander that divies up people based on the color of their skin. >> how this could affect the makeup of congress. and one of america's most prized rivers, the colorado, most endangered. the country's - >> we have to learn to live with less water.
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