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from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oprah winfrey. from "call me by your name," oscar nominee timothee chalamet. and music from andra day featuring common. and now, to whom it may concern, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, you're very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. oh, i'm glad you're excited. special night. i don't know if you got the word but oprah is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ]
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i should say, oprah is everywhere always but tonight she's physically here in the building. also with us tonight 22-year-old oscar nominee timothee chalamet is here. [ cheers and applause ] you've got to warn me if you're going to do that. and we have music from andra day and common. they have -- [ cheers and applause ] their oscar-nominated song is called "stand up for something," which is exactly what happened last night on cnn. did you see the town hall with the students from marjory stoneman douglas high school? [ cheers and applause ] the students went face to face with marco rubio and that monster lady from the nra. it was very powerful. the students were given a chance to confront these adults who seemed to have no problems at all with automatic weapons. and it was fascinating because you first of all you could really see compared to the students how polished and fake these politicians are and it was especially obvious when a kid named cameron cassidy asked senator rubio a pretty simple question that rebooted the senator right on into full marco robot mode.
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>> right now -- guys, be quiet. >> i just think that ultimately that is not our goal here. our goal is to move forward -- >> so right now in the name of 17 people you cannot ask the nra to keep their money out of your campaign? >> i think in the same of 17 people i can pledge to you that i will support any law that will prevent a killer like this -- >> no, but i'm talking about gun money. >> no. because -- >> as a matter of fact, i bet we can get people in here to give you exactly as much money as the nra would. >> but it's not -- [ cheers and applause ] >> can you stand up if you're -- okay. not a lot. but we'll get it. >> jimmy: at that moment marco rubio realized he lost a high school debate 30 years after graduating high school. [ laughter ] president trump had another banner day at the white house today. he met with state and local officials to talk about school safety. what he thinks is a good plan is not to try to cut down on the guns. quite the contrary. his plan is to put more of them
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in the hands of school teachers. >> i think a concealed permit for having teachers and letting people know there are people in the building with a gun, you won't have -- in my opinion you won't have these shootings. because these people are cowards. they're not going to walk into a school where 20% of the teachers have guns. it may be 10%. maybe 40%. >> jimmy: that's great. why not let the kids carry guns while we're at it? there are a lot more than teachers. let's get highly trained kindergarteners to teach these cowards a lesson they will never forget. >> i know a lot of people agree with us. i think we need hardened sites. you come into our schools, you're going to be dead. >> jimmy: isn't that an uplifting message? these are not the thoughts of a president of the united states. these are the thoughts of an alcoholic uncle whose brain is shrinking. [ cheers and applause ] it's a medical fact that as you get older your brain does shrink and certain factors and conditions can accelerate the
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shrinkage. in fact, let's take a look at them and see how they apply to our president. so here we have causes of brain shrinkage are closely related to symptoms of aging. check. including cardiovascular disease. check. obesity. check. diabetes. probably. check. and poor sleep habits and distress. check and check. now bring me another bucket of chicken. i'll be up tweeting again at 4:00 a.m. and by the way, there was an armed guard at the school. security camera footage showed he stayed outside the building hiding behind a concrete barrier. he never fired his weapon. he never went inside. and that was a sheriff's deputy, not a chemistry teacher. so the president, by the way, perhaps conveniently did not chime in on this issue today. as the daca deadline looms, his wife melania's parents, who are from slovenia, just became permanent u.s. residents. which is good for them. but the interesting part is they did it through a program that allows naturalized citizens like melania to sponsor visas for close family members, which is a program trump wants toned and calls chain migration.
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trump wants a ban on all chain migration. unless the immigrants in question have hot daughters. in which case they can stay for as long as they like. maybe the reason trump is against chain migration is he didn't want to have to deal with his in-laws. and now -- meanwhile, the president's daughter, ivanka trump, is headed to pyeongchang to go to the closing ceremony of the winter olympics and she's traveling with sarah huckabee sanders. they're going together. which would make a hilarious road trip movie if nothing else. [ laughter ] the u.s. women's hockey team won a thriller over canada. to win the gold medal. [ cheers and applause ] so far we have the fourth most medals of any country. norway -- norway is far and away number one. norway has 35 medals. even though they only have 5 million people in the whole country. but all 5 million of those people are cold. so they're good at this stuff. [ laughter ] north korea -- you know, before the games began kim jong un said he would give an apartment and a mercedes-benz to any north korean who won a gold medal.
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like he's kim jong oprah or something. [ laughter ] unfortunately, north korea just wrapped up their olympics with no medals for any -- sow don't get a car. you don't get a car. the north koreans have been shut out. and they don't get full access to the internet there. so the state newspaper broke the news with this headline today. "north korea wins quadruple gold at every event. summer olympics canceled due to international cowardice." so congratulations to them. it hasn't been a fun olympics for the russians either. the russian team was banned because of doping at the last olympics at sochi but the athletes were allowed to compete as individuals, not for team russia. so yesterday one of them, whose name is aleksandr krushelnitckii, won a bronze medal. he had the medal for curling revoked because of a doping violation. only a dope would use steroids for curling. but i mention this because it's interesting how they revoke the medal. olympic officials, they took his medal, they set is on the ice, and they gently pushed it away. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] not only is it olympic season, it's also cold and flu season. so i was watching the olympic ice skating and i thought it might be fun to make a game out of it. it's time to play scathe or sneezing. okay? this works like this. i will show you a photo, close-up of someone's face, you have to guess if the person is skating or mid-sneeze. okay? here we go. skating or sneezing? most people said skating. let's see. sneezing is the answer. all right. you get the idea, though, right? skating or sneezing? [ audience responds ] the audience is mixed. that is skating. all right. is this the face of a skater or a sneezer? [ audience responds ] i can't under -- it sounds like -- it just sounds like we have bees in the studio. all right. it is a skater. yeah.
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actually registered some shock there. skating or sneezing? half and half again. and the answer is sneezing. yeah. you're taking this more seriously than i imagined. [ laughter ] is this person skating or sneezing? [ audience responds ] everyone says skating. no. sneezing. all right. here's another. skater or sneezer? skating? they say skating. yes, it is skating. what do we have, two more? all right. this one is what? [ audience responds ] most say sneezing. it is skating. and we have one more. is this a skate face or a sneeze face? again the bees. well, let's find out. that's skating. all right. you are all gold medalists. thank you for playing. it's a fun game. [ cheers and applause ] we should get that on in
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primetime, you know. maybe get steve harvey to host it. that could be something. if you have been watching the olympics you know they're not on this network. we don't have them. they're on nbc. but here at abc we have something i think is far more entertaining and that comes from youtube. here are the highlights from the winter you-lympics. >> next up is poland's darius wozniak. his first jump earned him a 63.437. whoa. he completely disappears. how good is that? he grabs the ramp and vanishes without a trace. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the pageantry, you know? today by the way, i don't know if you are aware of this. today is national margarita day. [ cheers and applause ] this morning in the margarita
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saw its shadow. that means guillermo will have six more shots of tequila tonight. you will be celebrating? >> yes of course. >> jimmy: have you seen that new drake video, "god's plan," where he's giving away $1 million? it's very popular with 36 million views in the last five days and inspired a lot of people including our guillermo. >> that's right jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo decided to make his own music video where he gives away money. not as much money. drake gave away a million dollars, it's not the amount that matters, it's the thought i think counts the most. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ listen, listen, listen ♪ yo >> hi everybody. listen, today's your lucky day. i'm going to buy you one thing and only one thing for only 99
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cents. okay? so forget about pineapples. it has to be 99 cents. okay? you're welcome. ♪ ♪ they gonna tell the story ♪ god's plan ♪ god's plan >> you're welcome. ♪ i feel good, sometimes i don't ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ and still ♪ it's a lot of bad things that they wishing and wishing and wishing on me ♪
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♪ bad things ♪ it's a lot of bad things that they're wishing and wishing and wishing and wishing on me ♪ >> i said no pineapples. ♪ she said do you love me ♪ i told her only partly ♪ i only love my bed and my mom i'm sorry ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ turn the o2 into the o-3 is ♪ olly debbie know me ♪ imagine if i never met the broskis ♪ ♪ god's plan ♪ god's plan ♪ i can't do this on my own ♪ might go down as g-o-d
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♪ i go hard on south side g ♪ i make sure that north side eat ♪ ♪ and still ♪ bad things ♪ it's a lot of bad things that they wishing and wishing and wishing on me ♪ ♪ yo >> here. >> what's this? >> it's for you. it would be great if you're craig and you would take this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very well done, guillermo. it's a beautiful thing you did. we have music from andra day and oscar nominee timothee chalamet. and we'll be right back with oprah! [ cheers and applause ]
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our first guest is an academy award recipient, a legendary broadcaster, humanitarian and the best president we'll never have. her new movie, the fantasy adventure "a wrinkle in time" opens in theaters and imax march 9th. please welcome oprah winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> good to see you. hello. hi. [ cheers and applause ] well, hello. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. look at this. the audience for our show last night was not nearly as excited -- >> i don't believe it. i watch it. i see it every night. >> jimmy: how are you? >> everything's good.
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>> jimmy: so you're definitely not running for president. >> i am definitely -- where can i look in the camera? i am definitely not running for president. you know, you give a speech and then you sit down and you have surprisingly started a run for president. >> jimmy: that's when you know you've made a good speech when all of a sudden people translate it into the presidency. you never imagined that would be people's reaction, did you? >> i couldn't even -- i was just -- you know that breath you take when you've done a thing and you have sort of stepped out of your box. i just was like relieved. so reese and i were walking off and i went, oh, that's done. and i thought it was over, like just happy, now i'm going to have? tequila -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then people started -- >> backstage people started saying stuff. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. even backstage. you're tripping. i went the speech? really? so that was a surprise. i was at first thrown by it.
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it's a humbling thing to have people think you can run the country. it's a humbling thing. so i'm the kind of person who tries to listen to signs. i think, well, am i supposed to run the country? i don't think so. i haven't heard any -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i feel like you already ran the country for a few years. >> so anyway. >> jimmy: i really also feel like steadman made this into a much bigger situation because he was interviewed and he said oprah will do whatever the people want. >> yes. and i said, why are you even talking, stedman? steadman why are you talking? so this is steadman's thing now. he's like, i'll never go to another golden globe. i was just trying to support you at the golden globes, next thing i know you're running for president. but he says he heard the reporter say would she make a good president. >> jimmy: i see. okay. >> that's what he says. of course he would never say i should run. >> jimmy: so he will not be your
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press secretary if you are -- >> at all. not for state representative. >> jimmy: he's not going to be your sarah sanders. >> no. >> jimmy: i don't want to dwell on the presidency, but must be -- even for you, who you live a charmed and very unusual life. to find out that the president, after you appeared on "60 minutes," has tweeted about you. he let's go through this tweet if we may. "just watched a very insecure oprah winfrey" -- which is -- have you been -- have you been insecure like anytime in the last 35 years? >> i've tried to think about it. have i ever? >> jimmy: probably not. >> trying to think when that would be. >> jimmy: he said at one point i knew very well interview panel of people on 60 minutes. the questions were biased and slanted, the facts incorrect. hope oprah runs so she can be exposed and defeated just like all of the others." [ audience boos ] how did you learn this had happened? >> ava duvernay. visionary director of "wrinkle
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in time" had texted me in the morning and said call me. are you up? call me. >> jimmy: because this happened i think like -- >> in the middle of the night. like midnight or something. i go to bed early. she says call me when you get up. so i called. she goes, are you aware? i go of what? what's going on? she said check your feed. and i went oh, no. no. >> jimmy: did you ever think of tweeting back at -- tweeting something -- >> not a second. >> jimmy: in response. >> not a second. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not something you would do. because i would have been up in the middle of the night going like this. yeah. >> no really. we wouldn't have thought would you? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. in fact i would love to have your password so in case he ever does this again i can take care of this. >> you don't win by meeting any kind of negativity head on. >> jimmy: we've already lost, though, in general. >> you don't. you just have to say well, i don't know what that was but all right. i wasn't in the room when he did that, so i don't know.
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>> jimmy: do you feel you did know him very well? i know he'd been on your show a number of times. >> i will say this, that there was a time where i went to a lot of fights with stedman and he was always there and actually for maya angelou's -- maya angelou turned 60. 65th, 70th, 75th, 80th birthdays i always gave her huge parties. and the 80th birthday was at mar-a-lago and he was part of that celebration. >> jimmy: wow, donald trump and maya angelou sitting together. >> together, yes. >> jimmy: dining on the same meat. that seems -- when the phone rings at your house, you mentioned you got a call. who answers it? do you answer the phone yourself? >> i actually don't. do you? >> jimmy: it almost never rings and when it does it's that recording that says hi, how are you today? and then i go oh i'm fine, and then i realize i'm talking to a machine. emmys, like literally the day before,
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anthony texted me asking me to get tickets for his mother to the emmys. and i said, you know, i'm just -- this is not a party at my house. i'm not the guy who distributes the tickets. >> did you get the tickets? >> jimmy: of course i got the tickets. [ laughter ] >> of course. when anthony calls, i'm like calling back, i'm ready to face-time with your daughter. she goes, he's not here. >> jimmy: we have to stop supporting this behavior. anthony, stop it. she was almost the president of the united states, for god's sake. oprah winfrey is here. her movie is "a wrinkle in time." we'll be right back. i've always wanted to share a special moment with my mom. i think surprising her with a night ski trip would just be the biggest gift i could give her. let's make that happen. she's gonna be so excited. ♪ take me where i want to be. ♪ ♪ let me dream, oh, let me dream... ♪
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let's find your father. shall we? >> jimmy: that's oprah winfrey in "a wrinkle in time." [ cheers and applause ] the kids are so cute, huh? >> well, you know, it's the new "wizard of oz" and i and reese and mindy, we're the glendas. >> jimmy: you play mrs. wich. but not witch with a t. >> mrs. wich, mrs. what's-it, mrs. who. it's a fantastic film directed by the great ava duvernay, who's one of the great visionary filmmakers of our time. it's so beautiful. and it's wonderful for to you take your kids and for families and you don't have to worry -- >> jimmy: this is a book that i think every family have in their house and read it over the years. >> jimmy: did you re . >> did you read it? >> jimmy: i didn't. but my sister had it.
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so i would see it. [ laughter ] i didn't read it. >> you know, that's how i was about huck fin. i always thought that's a boy's book, i'm not going to read it because it's for boys. >> jimmy: it was kind of a boy's book but i did read that one. >> because you're a boy. >> jimmy: because i'm a boy, yeah. >> but you never read it. >> jimmy: i didn't read it, no. >> so you're not familiar with the story. >> jimmy: no but i know the basic story. you know how that is when you grow up, you know everything everybody's up to at all times. >> you know what your sister was doing. >> jimmy: i know what she was doing. >> yeah it's a great adventure story, great fantasy, it's so beautifully done. >> jimmy: you don't audition for something like this. do you just announce that you will play this role? [ laughter ] is there a scroll maybe that's presented? >> i am mrs. wich. what had happened was that -- [ laughter ] what had happened was ava, my friend, was going to new zealand, which if you have never been it's a place everybody should go in their lifetime.
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so i said i'm going to take off and come watch you shoot while you're over there just to hang out and see new zealand. and she said, well, if you're going to do that, why don't you read for one of the roles? and i said, okay. i'll do that. and as it turned out it worked out for me. i got hired. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one of the most rare occasions. >> i also got to hang out in new zealand. >> jimmy: in new zealand which is supposed to be one of the most beautiful places on the planet. >> it is. everywhere you turn there's another like whoa, let's take this picture. you just get tired of it. >> jimmy: may i ask you about something? this is "vanity fair" magazine, the hollywood issue. they do this every year. and you are on the cover with reese witherspoon and tom hanks. but then on the inside of the magazine there's something unusual. and i hope we can follow along with this. now, zoom in on -- yes. okay. there's oprah's hand. there's oprah's hand. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: and there if you look very closely. [ laughter ] is oprah's hand. do you have a third hand we don't know about? [ laughter ] are you three-handed? >> i've been trying to keep it a secret all these years. and i was hoping that you could accept me. >> jimmy: of course. >> as the three-handed woman that i am. >> jimmy: obviously it's brought you great powers. did you notice that? >> i didn't but i heard about it on social media, and i think -- i mean, annie leibovitz sent me an apology. it's okay, annie. it's all right that i have a third hand. >> jimmy: how is it possible they added a hand? >> i don't know. i think what they were doing was moving people around and i got a third hand. >> jimmy: thank god annie leibovitz isn't doing surgery i guess is the message there. well, it's always a great pleasure to have you here. thank you so much for being here. >> thanks for letting me stop by.
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>> jimmy: of course. by the way, you can come by every night. you're more than welcome. the door will always be open. >> i said to your producer, i wish you were my little brother because i think you're like america's little brother. every time you're on and you say something profound or funny or do one of these great skits with kids, i say oh, that's jimmy. i'd just love to say that's my little brother, he was always like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i accept your sisterhood. >> like my little brother. >> jimmy: thank you. oprah winfrey everybody. "wrinkle in time" march 9th. we'll be right back with timothee chalamet. ♪ , go, go! we can fit more! there's still more room! we gotta go. juicer!
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, still to come music with andra day and
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common and diane warren. at only 22 years old our next guest is nominated for best actor at the oscars. and he can buy beer if he wants to. things are going very well. the film for which he is nominated is "call me by your name." [ cheers and applause ] >> lucky to have found each other because you too are good. i think he was better than me. think he was better than me. >> i'm sure he'd say the same thing about you. >> yeah, he'd say the same thing. >> which flatters you both. >> jimmy: please say hello to timothée chalamet. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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well, there's a lot of excitement. >> okay. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't worry. if you find yourself in any danger, it's from that group right there. >> okay. cool. >> jimmy: welcome. it's great to have you here. >> hey thank you for having me. >> jimmy: boy what a great actor you are. i have to say, i saw you in "lady bird" before i saw you in "call me by your name." and i thought this kid's a really good actor. then i saw new "call me by your name," and i thought oh, that's the kid who was i really good actor in the last one. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're nominated for best actor in a leading role 37 for your first leading role, right? [ applause ] >> that's crazy, yeah. >> jimmy: is that at all -- i tend to bring negativity, but -- that's why we needed oprah here to wash some of that out. >> i can't believe i'm following oprah. how am i going follow oprah? >> jimmy: did you meet oprah? >> i did. i met her backstage. she has the softest hands in the world. [ laughter ] i'm not even kidding. she does.
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she does. >> jimmy: oprah was excited you were here. she told me during the commercial break. >> yeah. she said my name in her voice. in the voice. >> jimmy: timothee chalamet! [ laughter ] >> that's it. >> jimmy: when you come out of the gate like this do you worry? >> of course i'm worried. >> jimmy: you do. >> you know, but really i get to be here with you right now. i'm a big bill simmons fan. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? bill simmons from "the ringer." yeah. >> exactly. and this feels so not given. i was in two independent movies. the fact we're getting any sort of love on like mainstream television shows, thank you for having me. >> jimmy: the oscars are pretty mainstream. [ cheers and applause ] >> and you're going to be hosting, right? >> jimmy: i am. >> i get to invest a little time right now and say please don't roast me. no peach jokes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah the peach jokes. have people been -- well, for those who haven't seen the movie, there's a scene -- should we reveal that? >> are we allowed to talk about it? >> jimmy: we're allowed to talk about it.
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>> there's a scene where -- i don't know how to describe this. there's a peach and in life one has to explore sometimes. >> jimmy: right. >> and the exploration commences. >> jimmy: exactly. and so people have been mentioning this to you a lot is it. >> you say are you worried. i'm worried 50 years from now i'll be signing peaches behind a desk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's your vision of hell? >> i guess it would be. >> jimmy: you're at the hilton by the airport in burbank. >> yeah. and then like armey will walk by, wife to me. >> jimmy: he'll drive by in like a bentley or something. >> exactly. >> jimmy: hey, kid, how are things going? >> so fingers crossed that's not going to happen. >> jimmy: that's not going to happen to you. don't worry about that at all. that is not in the cards. so but you are in a rare position where you're now a kid who's suddenly famous and you're amongst these people who have been famous for a long time and taking selfies. where did this happen?
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do you remember? >> that was at the oscars luncheon. i don't want to be cheesy or anything but that was really one of the greatest moments of my life. >> jimmy: it should be one of the greatest moments of your life. >> i mean i auditioned for steven spielberg a year and a half before that. he didn't put me in the movie. >> jimmy: you taught him a lesson. >> if i got that i wouldn't have been able to do "call me by your name." >> jimmy: you know it's a big event when steven spielberg is wearing a name tag. [ laughter ] that's when you know you're at something special. here's another good one. there's kobe bryant, who's also nominated for an academy award. actually participating in your selfie. >> i was like, kobe! >> jimmy: that's pretty great. it doesn't get much better than that, right? now you're on the cover of "gq" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] don't know if you know this but i was on the cover of "gq"
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magazine before you. >> i know. >> jimmy: but now my face has been removed from all the stands. and there you are, looking kind of sad. >> not like totally content. >> jimmy: and i think you plucked your eyebrows since then. >> absolutely. listen, i'm french. us french people get -- >> jimmy: what's the plan for the oscars? who are you bringing with you? >> my family, my mom and dad and my sister. >> jimmy: who sits next to you? >> oh, god don't know yet. >> jimmy: have you considered making a competition to ingratiate themselves to you? >> yeah. like king lear or something. >> jimmy: yes make the performance. they will each have a minute to do something. >> exactly. yeah. you're right. >> jimmy: you've got to let your mom -- >> mom is like -- listen. i think everybody -- we all literally won be here without our mothers. >> jimmy: sure. >> unless you were incubated which is fine too. i don't want to offend anyone. >> jimmy: i don't think there's anyone in that category.
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you're all right. it's the one area which no one is going to tweet about. the incubees are not going to be a problem for you. don't worry. [ laughter ] well, this is going to be fun. i have a -- but now i realize if you're going to be in that audience i am most certainly going to have to talk to you during that. >> no, no. >> jimmy: you and your mom or whoever in your family you bring along. >> it will be my mom. >> jimmy: well, congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you did an absolutely fantastic job in both those movies. "call me by your name" is in theaters now. and watch timothée on the oscars, sunday, march 4th here on abc. we'll be right back with andra day and common. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. r nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank oprah. thanks to timothee chalamet. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first with the song "stand up for something" from the movie "marshall" diane warren, andra day, and common!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> so before we start i've just got to take a minute to address all of the dreamers. [ cheers and applause ] with the end of daca and the possibility of deportation looming we just want you guys to know that we stand with you and we will not stop fighting for you. we dedicate this performance to you guys tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you can have all the money in your hands all the possessions anyone can ever have ♪ ♪ but it's all worthless treasure true worth is only measured not by what you got ♪ ♪ but what you got in your heart you can have you can have everything ♪
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♪ what does it what does it mean it all means nothing if you don't stand up for something ♪ ♪ because you can't just talk the talk ♪ ♪ you got to walk that walk ♪ yes you do ♪ it all means nothing if you don't stand up for something and i stand up for you ♪ ♪ and i stand up for you yes i will yes i will you do the best that do the best that ♪ ♪ you can do so you can look in the mirror proud of who's looking ♪ ♪ back at you define the life you're living not by what you take or what you're givin' ♪ ♪ and if you bet on love there's no way you'll ever lose ♪
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♪ ♪ take a stand make a stand for what's right it's always worth always worth the fight ♪ ♪ it all means nothing if you don't stand up for something you can't just talk ♪ ♪ the talk we got to walk that walk yes you do it all means nothing ♪ ♪ if you don't stand up for something and i stand up for you stand for respect dignity ♪ ♪ if that's all you got then you got all you need and without that you don't have a thing ♪ ♪ oh no no rise up love lift your hands i stand with you 'cause i understand ♪ ♪ ain't here to judge just to
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take a stand the greater plan's the creator's plan ♪ ♪ let's all rise like the day began reach out and touch with the savior's hand ♪ ♪ on rock we stand like this native land let the ways of love be the ways of man ♪ ♪ these days we dance between love and hate don't know the date so we stay awake ♪ ♪ a knee we take for our soul's sake new victory off of old faith a president that trolls ♪ ♪ with hate he don't control our faith because god is great when they go low ♪ ♪ we stay in the heights i stand for peace love and women's rights and it all means nothing ♪ ♪ if you don't stand up for something you can't just talk the talk you got to walk that walk ♪ ♪ yes you do it all means nothing if you don't stand up for something ♪
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♪ and i stand up for you stand up stand for you i stand up for you stand up and i stand up for you ♪ ♪ ♪ for the dreamers ♪ trump and congress are failing you ♪ ♪ but we the people will fight to the end until we win the dream act ♪ ♪ we will fight till the end, we the people ♪ ♪ we stand with you god bless. [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline."
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