devices. >> on jimmy kimmle, dillon mcdermott. have a great night, every. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nicole kidman. dylan mcdermott. halloween cooking with auntie fee. and music from blood orange. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sure enough, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice.

congratulations if you made it to hollywood. we have a lot of good stuff for you tonight. for real. but my first order of business is to congratulate the new mayor of toronto, a gentleman by the name of john tory, who will replace rob ford. he had to withdrawal from the mayoral race in toronto the undergo cancer treatment. he has vowed to run for mayor again in 2018. i don't know if i can wait that long. i really don't. [ applause ] that's -- four years? yeah, four years. i'm not the only one who is upset about this. this is -- this is instagram video of a very devoted volunteer from the doug ford campaign. doug is rob's brother. he replaced the mayor when the mail your stepped down and when he lost, when doug lost, this woman took the news -- let's just say she took it hard. >> i had a great platform and i just can't imagine what's ahead

of us. and i'm horrified. it's like -- it's like isis coming to toronto. that's how bad it is. it could about be worse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it couldn't? it couldn't. [ applause ] this is why you should never talk politics after you have your wisdom teeth removed. that was something else. our prayers tonight go to that woman's husband. [ laughter ] meanwhile, here in the united states, twe had some very upsetting news. the bachelor, juan pab loeshgs and his lady nikki, have reportedly broken up. i know. i know. it came as a shock to me, too. [ laughter ] juan pablo and nikki met on season 18 of the bachelor and went straight to the show "couples therapy" on vh1 which is maybe the first sign things weren't going well. we know this breakup is legit, because they unfollowed each other on twitter. [ laughter ] i think now days, that's like --

it's a legal separation, so -- hopefully they can still be facebook friends. but nikki posted some messages about, she said she was wasting time on certain people who aren't even worth it. assuming she was referring to him. she's mad. as for juan pablo, well, he didn't find true love with nikki. he has promised to continue to be deeply in love with himself, so, i wish them -- i wish them all a lot of luck. [ applause ] you know -- hey, if you're a parent, if you're a parent, you knoll that maybe the most annoying part of halloween is trying to figure out your kid's costume. even when the kids finally decide what they want to go as, half the time, by halloween, they change your mind and you have a decision to make. do you try to put together a new costume or do you drag them around the neighborhood crying? my daughter is only 3 1/2 months old. when she starts picking her costumes, i'm going to make her sign a contract. as you can see here on august 19th this year, both parties

agreed you would be costumed in the style of dora the explorer. we're going to honor that agreeme agreement. if your kid changes at the last minute, inconveniencing everybody else, the good news is, you might be raising a future ceo. [ laughter ] this is interesting. according to the national retail federation, more than 2.5 million american kids will dress up as a character from "frozen" this year. from the movie "frozen." that is a lot of elsas. i hate dressing up for halloween. i really do. you get invited to parties and i'm 46 years old. i don't want to dress up. i don't want to think about what i'm going to wear. >> hey, jimmy. hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: look at this. >> hey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> you know, i was just in the neighborhood and i couldn't help but overhear you talking about

how many kids are dressing up at "frozen" characters this year. >> jimmy: you must have very good hearing. >> one of many my admirable traits. i know halloween is coming up, and i was kind of wondering -- hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah? ♪ do you want to be a snowman? that costume would be neat ♪ ♪ i think that you'd like totes adorbs ♪ ♪ come on, let's trick or treat ♪ ♪ you'd make a great olaf ♪ not as great as me ♪ but still, i think you should try ♪ ♪ do you want to be a snowman ♪ just a quite little snowman >> jimmy: not really, no. i was thinking about being one of the guys from "game of thrones."

♪ okay, bye [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't mean it. i didn't mean -- i was just saying there's only one olaf. oh, that was josh, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] but there was a moment there -- there was a moment there i thought he was going to kiss me. [ laughter ] guillermo, you can't just let snowmen wander in like that. you have to be -- >> i didn't see it. >> jimmy: all right, all right. [ laughter ] hey, marvel made a big, huge bombshell announcement today. turns out they're going to make a movie about super heroes. maybe more than one of them. this morning right next door to us here in hollywood, marvel announced guardians of the galaxy sequel, dr. strange, captain america, the inhumans and a two-part avengers film dune out in 2018-19. they announced captain mar vem, which marks marvel studios first

film with a female lead and black panther, which is marvel's first movie with an african-american lead. so, still waiting for a movie with a fat super hero. where are you, bouncing boy? speaking of putting on weight, you're in for a treat tonight. our good friend aunt fee is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she's going to make a halloween snack. if you're not familiar with her, as she likes to be called, we found her on youtube. she became an internet sensation making cooking videos like this one, where she explains how to make a pork roast. and she yells at her son tavis. >> all of this here, it goes like this. >> you told me how to cook this. you didn't tell me you had to put it on the top. i'm just trying to figure out. you wouldn't give -- >> wait a minute. wait a minute, [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. here we go again. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: rachel rage.

she's going to be here live in studio with us make what she calls halloween dirt cake. so -- most of what she says we will have to bleep out. you'll get the idea. tonight in kansas city, game six of the world series between the royals and san francisco giants. [ applause ] one of the most beloved traditions in baseball is the song "take me out to the ball game." everyone loves that song. you know the part that goes, buy me some pea nuts and cracker jacks? everybody goes nuts with the pean peanutally je al llergies now. we asked people to sign a petition. their son, landon who does not exist, suffers from a peanut allergy and they want to have the line, buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks removed from the song. okay? they want people to support them in this endeavoendeavor. and here they are, jack and

becky outside at&t park. >> are you guys going the game here today? >> yeah. >> our son can't go to the game. >> i'm sorry. >> landon is allergic to peanuts. he suffers from a peanut allergy. and so we're out here today, by wanted to see if you'll sign a petition to change the lyric in "take me out to the ball game" from buy me some peanuts and -- >> sorry. >> why not? >> i'm sorry, ma'am, why not? why not, though? >> i'm done. >> we were wondering if you would be willing to sign our petition to change the lyrics to get rid of the part of the game that says biuy me some peanuts and cracker jacks to buy me some apples and healthy snacks. >> we want to change it to -- >> what's the line? >> buy me some apples and healthy snacks. so, like, take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd. buy me some apples and healthy

snacks. it's just as good. >> i think for you to change everybody else -- >> yeah. >> that kind of -- it affects everybody else for just one person. i understand it's a big issue for one person. >> they did say that about slavery. >> there's no comparison to slavery. >> it doesn't take much to put a sign like that up. >> they have a lot of signs here that say san francisco giants. if they can replace one or two of those with, there may be peanuts present. >> i don't know if it needs to be that prevalent. word needs to be out. doesn't need to be an enormous sign in center field. >> there could be. >> i definitely don't have as deep of a connection of this as you guys do. i really appreciate what you're doing. >> can you spit in landon's face then, in my shirt? you just spit in his face. >> i think i'll pass. i mean, i don't -- >> do you have any allergies? i've had allergies, yeah. >> what are you allergic to?

>> cat dander. >> what if the song were buy me some cat dander and more pollen? how would you feel? >> i don't think it would bother me. >> baseball is in the pocket of big peanuts and i don't think that's a fair thing. do you think that's fair? >> yeah, i do. >> for 100 years. >> you guys are glorifying something that hurts people. >> yeah, you are. >> then i'll glorify it. i don't want to change a tradition. >> why not? why are you screaming at me? >> thank you. go giants. >> monsters. >> you know, we have a petition to change the star spangled banner to make it nor inclusive to blind people. >> if you are looking for an argument, you found the right guy. i think you are pushing issues -- >> do you know anyone with a peanut allergy? >> i do. and i think it's the parents' responsibility to influence that child in what to eat. i don't think it's fair that you

guys c guys can make an edict that kids can't bring -- >> my son was brainwashed by the song and he had to go find a -- >> i think that's a stretch. >> it's not a stretch. >> it's a stretch. >> sir, i want -- >> don't touch me. >> i want to talk to you about this. i'm here to change hearts and minds. >> you're influencing people and you're not -- >> you're influencing people negatively. >> no, i think my opinion is my opinion and i'm validating that. you think you're going to change everybody's opinions off of your feelings and -- >> take your issue s down the street. >> you really think you want the government to step in and say, we can't have pea nupts nuts al game? >> yeah. >> you got to be joking. >> i'm not joking. i want the government to tell people -- >> why don't you have the government tell you what kind of toilet people you can wipe your ass with? >> i'm not allergic to toilet paper. >> how do you know you're not? >> i've used it.

>> have you used mine? >> look, i love you guys. >> if you don't mind signing really quickly. ♪ take me out to the ball game ♪ take me out to the crowd ♪ buy me some apples and healthy snacks ♪ ♪ buy me some apples and healthy -- >> no, no, it's apples and healthy snacks. >> appreciate where your head is at. ♪ buy me some apples and healthy snacks ♪ >> oh. >> you were so close. >> buy me some dope and some crack. i don't care if i ever come back. >> buy me some dope and crack? do you know somebody who is -- >> no more peanuts in baseball. >> take the peanuts out of baseball. >> no more peanuts in baseball. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish you the best. thank you, jeff and becky. tonight on the show, we have music from blood orange.

dylan mcdermott is here. nicole kidman is here. and when we come back, we're going to make halloween treats with auntie fee. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. blood orange, dylan mcdermott and nicole kidman are on the way. but first, it's time for cooking with auntie fee! oh heeshgs we go. you have your own little opening. well, what an outfit you've got on here. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: what are you dressed also? is this a tiger or what? >> fat cat. >> jimmy: fat cat. okay. >> i got to do my own thing, okay? >> jimmy: it looks good. >> i didn't -- >> jimmy: you did a very nice job. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: going to be able to cook with all that makeup on? >> the tail was supposed to tease you, but it didn't work. >> jimmy: i see. >> sit down. >> jimmy: there's still plenty of time. >> okay. >> jimmy: so, tell us what are we going to make here tonight? >> oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: what do you call this? >> this is, okay, first of all,

this is -- um -- halloween, you know, halloween. >> jimmy: ill d do. >> real stupid. this is, i'm going to make a damn graveyard. you got one and i got one. >> jimmy: all right, great. this is going to be the earth on which we will build the -- >> oh, hell yeah. you don't -- this one is -- this one's totally different than any of the other ones. you have to be ready for anything. >> jimmy: i'm ready. and your sous chef tavis is here. this is -- what are you dressed as? >> jojo. >> jimmy: jojo. okay. >> something i had to think about 20 minutes ago. >> jimmy: all right. you look great. let's do it. show us how you do this. >> okay, um -- first thing we're going to do is, we're going to put some worms down in the ground. >> jimmy: gummy worms. >> this is the ground. get this knife right here.

you know your worm is that long and it's -- stop. [ bleep ]. come on, why did do that? >> jimmy: i didn't do anything. >> damn, jimmy, come on. all right, cut like that there, because -- the way you get your worm first and see howl your worm is made. cut it like that there. >> jimmy: just going to bury it right there. >> push him right on down there. >> jimmy: i'm making a smiley face with him. >> any way you want to do it is fine. make the cult a little longer than what it is. >> you're smashing the cake. >> [ bleep ] you [ bleep ]. we don't got -- we got five minutes? is that all we got? damn, come on. >> where's the graveyard at? >> oh, my gosh, [ bleep ]. >> i just see a worm cake. >> i don't care. >> jimmy: tavis, your mother has knifes and stuff. be careful. >> okay, now, jimmy, right here. this right here. this is some icing.

vanilla icing with food coloring in to make it look like blood. no, no, no, get the spoon. [ bleep ]. come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. okay. >> come on, put the blood on the cake. >> jimmy: thank you, tavis. >> stir it up. do it like this here. watch. let it drip in that hole and then cover the worm up. >> jimmy: we have bloody worms. >> cover them up good. >> jimmy: i think i did a pretty good job here. >> speed it up a little bit faster, please. >> you're not running this. >> jimmy: he's just trying to help. >> we need to cover this with icing. get you a big spoon like this here. >> jimmy: okay. >> you go like this and you're going to go across like this. got it? >> that wasn't across. that was down. [ laughter ] i mean -- it was down. >> jimmy: he does have a point there. it is down. >> how is that down?

this is down. >> no, that's across. >> you don't even know. you don't even know. >> jimmy: okay. >> [ bleep ] security at to get him out of here. this don't make no sense, jimmy. >> jimmy: i didn't do a great job here. >> where's guillermo? that's okay. it doesn't matter. we're only putting it on here for the next step. >> you keep moving the stuff over here. >> my [ bleep ] shove you down. how about that? >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> what does it mean? >> now, see the cookies right there? we're going to beat them up with this here. >> jimmy: what should we -- >> you better watch it, tavis. like this, jimmy. bring them down. >> jimmy: okay. he got me over here -- you pick them up. >> jimmy: what do we do -- >> jimmy. they supposed to look like this here. he got me just all [ bleep ], i can't think what i'm doing, jimmy.

>> you have the dirt -- >> oh, damn. >> jimmy: do we put these on the -- >> yeah, sprinkle them. you want to get it all fertilizer or something, okay? >> jimmy: okay, all right. very appetizing. >> if you ain't got enough you get you some of these, okay? put some of that on there. >> [ bleep ]. here's your tombstone first. everybody got to have a tombstone. >> jimmy: i got my cousin sal. >> i got my nephew. >> jimm what does sal for a living. >> jimmy: he's on the show. >> my nephew. >> jimmy: i got cleto. >> he's the band leader? [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: he's the band leader. >> this is the neighborhood gang member. >> jimmy: oh, great. this is guillermo. >> that's guillermo. you got guillermo. i got slap a dog. >> come on.

>> jimmy: who is slap a dog? >> slap a dog is the neighborhood crack held. >> jimmy: oh, okay, great. >> he doesn't slap dogs, though. >> he sweeps everybody's porches, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i got aunt chippy here. >> okay. and i've got -- tavis. >> jimmy: that's your son. >> right. >> jimmy: and i -- i've got -- is that supposed to be -- >> that's me. >> are you breaking the cookie? >> i'm breaking the [ bleep ] because he's [ bleep ] with me. >> jimmy: is that -- >> that's fine. >> that's yours. >> jimmy: we can't eat that. >> i got june, my brother. so, now, we got to put the people in front of them. who do you got for them? >> jimmy: i don't know who i got. okay, i got guillermo right here. >> here goes stephanie right here. >> jimmy: there's stephanie. we got all the people down there. >> here's risky. >> jimmy: seems like a mistake to put toys in something you're going to eat. >> you got to break it down in there like that there and this is --

>> jimmy: you're saying hide it. >> you didn't break it down. you pushed it down. >> you and your -- hold on a minute. put yours right here and put a gate around your [ bleep ] because you big time, okay? >> jimmy: okay. >> you big time. put some [ bleep ] on yours. we over here, we over here and it's all broke down [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: grass on there? >> if you want. if you want grass. i don't want -- >> jimmy: of course we want grass. look at how beautiful. >> that is beautiful. a beautiful graveyard. you must be have rose hill or something like that. >> jimmy: you see that? i made that myself. >> jimmy -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> let's cut it to see where did you put a worm at? >> jimmy: i don't know, they're in there. >> where do you think they were? >> jimmy: right in this area here. you think i got a worm? oh, look, i got a toy.

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>> jimmy: well, hello again. tonight, from the new show "stalker," which can be seen on cbs wednesday night, dylan mcdermott is here. then, making his network television debut, a multi-talented gentleman. his album is called "cupid deluxe." blood orange from the at&t stage. you know, i will say, when blood orange asked me to pose for the cover of his album, i said, i don't have a bikini. i don't have the shoes for this.

but he got me everything. i'm really glad i did it. tomorrow night, will arnett and lisa kudrow will be with us. and we'll have music from lady antebellum. and later this week, andy samberg, scott foley, rosie perez, music from aloe blacc, grace potter and the flaming lips. and our ninth annual half and half halloween costume pageant. this is where we combine two costumes -- like, if we did it tonight, we'd combine nicole kidman with a squid to make her nicole squidman. something like that. so, that will be fun. that's a new show on friday on halloween night. so, join us. our first guest tonight is an academy award-winning actress, internationally-known movie star and great-looking person in general. her new thriller, "before i go to sleep," opens in theaters friday. please welcome nicole kidman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic.

thank you for coming. >> you look so thin. >> jimmy: i'm wearing spanx right now. how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: you dress up for halloween? is that something you will participate in? >> yeah. absolutely. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what will you dress up as? >> we already had a massive halloween party. >> jimmy: when, in june? >> no. well, we sort of like to be the first one. so, we had it last week. >> jimmy: massive? how big was the party? >> 200 people. >> jimmy: that is massive. are these kids or adults or mixture? >> both. i couldn't take 200 kids. >> jimmy: yeah, that would be a lot. >> keith, me and 200 kids. oh. >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- and is it a daytime thing, does i got into the night? >> we start at 5:00 and we go until about 10:00, 10:30. i'm into halloween. >> jimmy: i see. what was the costume? >> this year i was a witch. boring. >> jimmy: what was keith? >> he was -- well, he kind of --

he said he was dracula but he kind of looked a bit more -- i don't know. he didn't look so draculaish. >> jimmy: he was undetermined. >> he was pale and -- and we scared all the children. >> jimmy: one of the twilight draculas is what he was. >> an odd mix. >> jimmy: do you scare the kids? >> i forget when i have all the face paint on and i'm like, hi. and they sort of look aghast. >> jimmy: i see. >> you forget, right, that you have it on. >> jimmy: you have two little girls at home. how old are they now? >> they are 3 and 6. >> jimmy: so they must really be -- they're right in the heart of halloween excitement. will you take them trick or treating? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you will? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so -- >> we -- in australia we don't celebrate it as much, that's why i've embraced it with such passion. >> jimmy: interesting. you'll knock on the door and somebody will open the door and there's nicole kidman standing there. >> i usually have some sort of disguise. >> jimmy: it would be hard to

disguise you, i think. >> no. >> jimmy: it's not. >> i'll dress up next time. see if you recognize me when i come on the show. >> jimmy: just knowing that you're coming here might tip me off, but -- >> it might. >> jimmy: what are the girls going as? >> well, anyone that has kids it is always sort of a -- they can change their mind at the last minute, right? we have a maleficent and we have elsa. so, we have the disney covered. and then we have a little lightup witch costume and we also have one of the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz, which is my favorite. that's pretty cool, right? >> jimmy: still scares me, that movie. >> terrifying, right? >> jimmy: there's something about it that is, like, resurrects a feeling of dread from when i was a kid. >> those flying monkeys are -- they're trippy. the witch with the feet that curl up under the house. >> jimmy: that's great. >> that's crazy, too. and the green-faced witch. >> jimmy: i don't know if you

know this, but like, when i was a kid, the actress who played -- >> not that far away. >> jimmy: but the actress who played the wicked witch did a coach fee commercial. i think maybe for, like, some coffee bean or mr. coffee or something and i remember her coming on -- >> as the witch? >> jimmy: not as the witch. as herself, but i was still scared of her during the coffee commercial. that's how scary -- i didn't drink coffee for years. >> that's how i wanted to become an actor, you know. >> jimmy: because of the wicked witch? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? that's what inspired you? >> yeah. probably why i consider myself a character actor. >> jimmy: that's how dumb i wasn't. >> i didn't want to be dorothy. i wanted to be the wicked witch. >> jimmy: i thought it was an actual witch and the monkeys were actually flying around. >> good actor, right? >> jimmy: i guess so. now, this movie that you made, even though it's coming out on halloween time, it's not a horror movie. but it is a thriller and it's very -- it a thrilling movie. i would agree. tell us what the general idea is

here. >> well, the film is about a woman who wakes up and realizes she's lost 20 years of her life. she cannot remember. so, she wakes up thinking she's still in her late 20s and she's not. and she rolls over and this is how the film opens and she's looking at this man she's sleeping with who she thinks she's had a thing with and it's actually her husband, or so he says. and knock is what it seems. >> jimmy: every day, she has to go through this. >> yes. and it's actually -- part of me signing onto do it is, i had to believe this can actually occur. >> jimmy: and can it actually? do people really have amnesia? it's like one of the most popular movie diseases, but i've never met anyone who has amnesia. >> haven't you? >> jimmy: no. >> no, well, you can -- there's this -- i watched some documentaries on it and there's one, clive wearing, who actually forgets every 20 seconds who he

is. >> jimmy: that would be hilarious. >> don't latch. it's terrible. >> jimmy: i mean, that sounds terrible. >> it's devastating. well, it's worth watch pg. i have to say. >> jimmy: does it bother him? >> well, i mean, he -- >> jimmy: i guess -- >> i don't want to joke about it, i'm not going to. >> jimmy: yeah, right no. i'll do that. >> you do that. i will be respectful. >> jimmy: yes, right, of course. i will handle the nonsense. well, we have a clip here, can you -- do you know how to set this up or have you forgotten? >> i've forgotten it. >> jimmy: clive wearing would be -- >> setting me up. >> jimmy: this clip is -- do you know? oh, that's perfect. >> no, no, no, i do know. oh, gosh. >> jimmy: this is great. i'll wait. we'll all wait. this is what we call poetic irony, i guess. [ applause ] >> help me out. i'm asking, is this my husband or not. >> jimmy: you start, i think, recording a video --

>> oh, right. >> jimmy: videos for yourself. >> i've seen a lot of clips. i'm in the movie. >> jimmy: you've probably seen the whole movie, i bet. >> yes. >> jimmy: i know what it is. you start recording videos to help you remind yourself. >> right. >> jimmy: of what's happening to you. which is a smart thing to do, by the way. here's nicole kidman in "before i go to sleep." >> my name is christine. i'm 40 years old and i'm an amnes amnes amnesiac. tonight, as i sleep my mind will erase everything that i know today. everything that i did today. and i will wake up tomorrow like i did this morning thinking that i have my whole life ahead of me and the truth is -- the truth is, my life is over. he's coming. >> jimmy: he's coming. that's it. it's called "before i go to sleep." nicole kidman, everybody. it opens in theaters on friday. thank you very much, nicole. we'll be right back with dylan mcder molt.

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from blood

orange. our next guest is a golden globe-winning actor with the best 5:00 shadow in the business. his new show is called "stalker." you can watch it wednesdays at 10:00 on cbs. please say hello to dylan mcdermott. [ cheers and applause ] >> man, oh man. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about something. last time you were here, you were talking about being a big kiss fan growing up. how many times have you seen kiss as a boy? >> 15 times. >> jimmy: 15 times. that's a lot of times. >> a lot of times. >> jimmy: you traveled outside your city -- >> i would hitchhike three states to see them as a kid. >> jimmy: okay. >> i mean, i was a rapid fan. i got the boots, i had the makeup. i had, you know, the star on my face, i had the capes. everything. everything you could think of.

i loved these guys. >> jimmy: i'm watching the kings in the stanley cup finals and camera happens upon you and we have a photograph here of that moment and sure enough, there you are with gene simmons, ri t right -- [ applause ] right behind you or the ghost of gene simmons has appeared. so, that must have been -- had you met him before? >> never, no. >> jimmy: did you talk to him? >> yes, i said to him, what i said to you, gene, i love you, i am such a big kiss fan, i hitchhiked three states to see you. you know what he said to me? >> jimmy: no. >> i'm sorry for your pain. >> jimmy: what? >> that's what i said. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i was like, huh? >> jimmy: that was it? >> all the years that i spent, the money. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> crazy. >> jimmy: is this your daughter here? >> yes, my little girl. >> jimmy: was she enthusiastic about being there with you or does she like to go to the

hockey games? >> no. >> jimmy: she does not. >> nor does she like kiss. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she will not be dressing up in the kiss makeup for -- oh, so she doesn't like to go to the games with you. >> i get good seats, too. >> jimmy: this is a shame. you are having a tough run. you get disappointed with your idol, your kid is there under protest. >> laker game, the kings game and she's just like, ah. >> jimmy: you take her anyway? >> i take her. begrudgingly. i give her cotton candy. she seems happier. >> jimmy: you bribe her with snacks. >> you have to. >> jimmy: guillermo and i would go glad ly with you. >> you want to go, guillermo? >> sure. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> i have one that is 9 and 18. is she going off to college? >> i just took her to college in new york. you have to do this weird thing. you have to go to bed, bath and beyond and buy them bedding. >> jimmy: did you get the coupon mailer? you get 300 of those a year. >> yes, you do.

>> jimmy: and you get to bed, bath and beyond, and -- i didn't bring the coupon. >> every time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: life in a nutshell right there. so, you went couponless into bed, bath and beyond. >> i did. i bought all the stuff. we moved her into school and, you know, it was a tough day for me. they told me that it was going to be tough. but when i arrived at the dorm and i moved her in and everything and, you know, i really started to get, you know, emotional. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> a little teary eyed, to be honest. >> jimmy: you did. did that embarrass her? >> yeah, embarrassed a lot of people. [ laughter ] especially after american horror story. where i had to cry and masturbate at the same time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not how it's usually done? >> no. i know for you -- for you, it happens. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know those were mutually exclusive events. how about that? tell mel about this new show, "stalker." you don't play a stalker in this. you are against the stalkers. >> i'm a cop.

i'm a cop who comes from new york to l.a. and we're fighting all the stalkers here in l.a. there's a lot of them. >> jimmy: there are a lot of them. is there really a unit that fights stalkers? there is, there really is there was a case years ago, rebecca schaeff schaeffer, who was sadly killed, so, this unit came to be and they do tremendous work here in los angeles. but there's a lot of stalking cases that are not celebrities. regular people being stalked all the time. relationships, i mean, you know. >> jimmy: well -- >> i forgot who i was talking to. >> jimmy: i've been in the bushing staring at a house, yes. [ laughter ] we do most of the stalking on facebook these days. but that wouldn't be a good show. you arresting facebook stalkers. can they arrest stalkers? don't they have to do something before you can go after them? >> it is hard to prosecute them. there was an actress who came up to me in new york who said that she's been stalked for ten years, she's on a tv show, and,

you know, the happiest day for this guy is when he's in court, he gets to see her. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> he shows up in front of her office, at the grocery store, in front of her car, he's everywhere. it really hard to prosecute these guys. >> jimmy: that's when you get a low life friend to shoot them. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: am i wrong on that? [ laughter ] well, sounds like an interesting subject matter. >> we just got picked up for the rest of the season. >> jimmy: very good. congratulations. very good to see you. the show is called "stalker." watch it wednesday nights at 10:00 on cbs. dylan mcdermott, everybody. we'll be right back with blood orange.

>> jimmy: i want to thank nicole kidman, dylan mcdermott, auntie fee, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called, "cupid deluxe."

here with the song "it is what it is," with some help from samantha urbani, blood orange. ♪ ♪ i've kept it open and wanted nobody to be my friend ♪ ♪ i've wasted moments in the bowery light and lost it all ♪ ♪ so are you smoking don't tell me baby you can't work this out ♪ ♪ i've wasted moments

in the soho nights and lost it all ♪ ♪ time will tell if you can figure this and work it out ♪ ♪ no one's waiting for you anyway so don't be stressed now ♪ ♪ even if it's something that you've had your eye on it is what it is ♪ ♪ on your own worries i'm nothing even when i'm with my friends ♪ ♪ but you make me think that i'm alive when i'm alone ♪ ♪ time will tell if you can figure this and work it out ♪ ♪ no one's waiting for you anyway so don't be stressed now ♪ ♪ even if it's something

that you've had your eye on it is what it is it is what it is ♪ ♪ time will tell if you can figure this and work it out ♪ ♪ no one's waiting for you anyway so don't be stressed now ♪ ♪ even if it's something that you've had your eye on it is what it is it is what it is ♪ ♪ why wasn't it for real why wasn't it for real talk me through the stages before i go home ♪ ♪ why wasn't it real roxy got me twitching and i'm home alone ♪ ♪ taking it for granted that you're here with me just tell me the truth ♪ ♪ am i just a lonely

fabled obsessive that ain't got no clue ♪ ♪ ♪

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