and it's time now for tonight's closing arguments. sarah palin is in the center of another controversy. this one involving the proposed building of an islamic community center and mosque just two blocks from ground zero in new york city. she has twittered to declare her opposition to the project. tweeting a mosque near ground zero was, quote, an unnecessary provocation. her first tweet on the matter garnered headlines itself when she asked muslims to refudiate

the project. whatever. tonight, we wanted to ask you, do you think, seriously, the community center and mosque would serve to bring all people together as the project sponsors suggest? or would it tear the community apart and serve, as some suggest, as, quote, a monument for terrorists? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. but that is our report for tonight. i'm terry moran. for cynthia mcfadden and martin bashir and all of us at abc news, good night. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new htc aria, the high-powered, very small smart phone that delivers the entire web and friend stream, which lets see what everybody in your social network is up to at a glance. maybe bigger isn't always better, you know, guillermo? >> whatever. >> jimmy: what's wrong? >> i don't like little guillermo.

i don't like you. you are big and stupid! >> jimmy: sorry, big guillermo, but i agree. just like the htc aria, little guillermo is smarter, more powerful, and he can fit anywhere. >> yeah, anywhere! >> go away! >> jimmy: and did i mention how fast little guillermo is? >> how fast? >> almost as fast as the htc aria. >> hey! wow, fast. >> dicky: the htc aria, you want it all. you want it small. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with jay baruchel, ali the bachelorette, music from n.e.r.d. and kyra sedgwick. arby's has a new jr. deluxe, and suddenly i'm the world's greatest dad. oven-roasted beef, fresh lettuce and tomato, a dab of mayo... it's on the value menu -- starts at just a buck! so i bring the whole family and i get to be the big man without being the big spender. yep, world's greatest dad. this guy. right, kids?

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apprentice," jay baruchel. ali the bachelorette. and music from n.e.r.d. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, at long last, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for being here. can i just -- [ cheers and applause ]

take a moment to thank god for air conditioning. because it's been really, it's been hot. it's been mel gibson hot. [ laughter ] i don't even know what that means, i just -- [ laughter ] we've been off two weeks it i've been looking forward to seeing mel gibson on television. they say so far 2010 has been the hottest year ever recorded. since they started keeping temperature records back in, like, 2005 or something. much of the middle of the country has been up over 100 degrees over the past few days. this morning, the weatherman on the "cbs early show" did his best to explain why. apparently the source of all this unusual heat is some intensely erotic activity taking place over the southern plains. look at this. >> this warm air rolls right in so neuro leaf. we talked about the danger in the midwest. now, let's to the southern plains where heat indices are running up to 105 degree. >> jimmy: there's a heat flow coming up in there. that's where baby weather comes

from, kids. there was another amazing episode of "the bachelorette" here on abc. two men vying for ali's heart. chris and robert. or roberto. they both seem like nice enough guys. and, really, win or lose, it's just an honor to be nominated. but it was a great week for "the bachelorette" drinking game. if you're not familiar with this, this is -- every time someone on the show says the word "amazing" you take a drink. so so far this season, there have been an average of 16 amazings per episode, which is a lot of drinking. let's go to the amazing tote board for tonight. >> amazing. i have three amazing guys. there's something so just real and amazing about that. roberto is so amazing. that is just amazing. >> i can't even describe it, how amazing it was. >> this is so amazing. >> having an amazing time with an amazing girl. an amazing experience.

and we had an amazing day. >> i have two amazing men. >> it's going to be amazing. >> it's amazing. >> that is amazing. >> it's going to be amazing. >> it's graets to feel that with an amazing girl. because she really is amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 18 amazings. tonight's episode was both dramatic and shocking. here at abc, we do not use those words loosely. ali didn't get a chance to eliminate anyone because one of the guys, frank, eliminated himself. frank all of a sudden after i don't know how many weeks being on the show realized he might still be in love with his ex-girlfriend nicole. he said, i've been laying awake nights thinking about it. i have to be absolutely sure i'm doing the right thing here for me and for ali because this could be the most important decision of my life so i have to go to chicago and -- to tell nicole that i either may or may not still be in love with her and i'm going to knead a camera crew because i'd like to do this

on television. is then they go to this woman's house, the ex-girlfriend. he knocks on her door. she seems to not know what's going on. and they start tongue kissing in front of the camera guys. then he goes back to bora bora or wherever they were and tells ali that he's out. where is ali? let's go live now via yahoo! messenger video to the bachelorette ali fedtoski. hello, ali. did or did i not tell you on two different occasions this frank was a lunatic? >> you did, you told me. i needed you there. >> jimmy: and yet you never listen to me, do you? >> shame on me. >> jimmy: you were going to pick frank, weren't you? >> i didn't say that. i just -- i definitely thought frank would be in my top two but -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i've dated guys like frank before. they're trouble. >> jimmy: yeah, you shouldn't have dated him again, i mean,

really. you should not be allowed to pick what you're going to eat for lunch based on this decision. this is a few weeks ago. this is when you found out that justin, the wrestler, had a girlfriend back home. i want everybody to pay special attention to the look on frank's face. >> you probably miss your girlfriend in canada. she called me this morning. >> really? >> yeah. and she was really upset. >> jimmy: okay, there's frank right there. that face pretty much says it all. show the rest here. >> you promised her that you were going to come here and get to the top their and go home, promote your wrestling career, have a life with her. you sat here and cried to me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, wait a minute, we're not allowed to have girlfriends back home? this is -- see, ali, that's where you should have realized that frank was not being frank with you in fact. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: did frank ever mention

this girlfriend of his? >> no, he didn't. but back in iceland, it never was shown, but he told me about another girl, ex-girlfriend -- >> jimmy: oh, no. >> he told me he didn't have feelings for her. so -- >> jimmy: what did you think when you saw her last night, when you saw this woman that he abandoned you for? >> honestly, i was really hurt at first. it wasn't easy to watch. i don't know. it is what it is. i can move on i guess. >> jimmy: well, in happier news, you spent the night in the fantasy suite with both chris and roberto. so how upset could you really have been? >> that was pretty good. >> jimmy: that dinner with roberto, true or false, the most boring two hours of your life? be honest. >> no. well, honestly, just knew the fantasy suite was coming up. >> jimmy: then you took his clothes off. i'm like, what is going on here? this is like a cinemax program in the middle of the night.

>> he was -- >> jimmy: he was what? >> he was soaking wet. i had to dry him off. >> jimmy: that is very kind of you. well, i'm going to be honest, i don't think you pick either of these guys ali. i really don't. i don't see you with either one of these characters. >> ah. i don't know. you'll have to see. >> jimmy: yeah. all right. we, you know what, we'll check back in toed ed mmeddle with m person life. >> we just finished taping it. i think it's going to be good. >> jimmy: all right, there's ali, our bachelorette. thank you, ali. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have to tell you, sometimes -- when i watch the show, occasionally i will have doubts as to whether or not television is the best place to find your soul mate. [ laughter ] after months of trying, bp has finally capped the oil leak in

the gulf of mexico. [ applause ] unfortunately, there are signs it's leaking. they detected sewage or seepage and methane gas, which is very -- it's a combination -- considered very unusual outside of larry king's underpants, so -- [ laughter ] republicans are criticizing president obama for spending the weekend vacationing in maine with his family and not with a prostitute or male page i guess. the obamas needed a break. they went on a -- they went for a hike on a local mountain. i can't imagine my parents take meg on a hike. i can't imagine my parents taking me on vacation. apparently, the president was very impressed by the scenery there. >> the first family escaping the white house in washington for a long weekend in maine. they took in the view from the summit at cadillac mountain yesterday. >> double rainbow, all the way across the sky! oh, my god!

too much! i don't know what it means. it's so beautiful! >> jimmy: what are they growing in the rose garden? by the way, that's the double rainbow guy, for those of you on the youtube. he's going to be here with us. a celebrity now. the president was back at work this morning. he came back all fired up. he ripped into the republicans for blocking benefits to unemployed americans. which would have been more effective if he remembered to take off his lobster bib, but he did it. he had a press conference this morning on the subject of unemployment and did not have much good news to share. >> want to take you live to the white house now where the president of the united states is getting ready to step up to the mic. he is going to be taking about efforts to get unemployment insurance extended. let's listen in. >> good morning, everybody. times are hard right now.

thanks very much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: why waste time on small talk? it's not going to help. this is pretty great. there's election coming up in south carolina. there's -- incumbent senator named jim demint, he's expected to win easily. he's a republican. he's being challenged bay a totally unknown, unemployed guy named alvin greene. somehow this guy, with no campaign, no advertising, won 60% of the vote. they think he won because his name appeared first on the ballot. he's got no job, no organization and no plan but he's the democratic nominee. one of his ideas to boost the economy was to have companies make action figures of him. seriously. and he told "time" magazine he believes he should be their person of the year. but today, today he made what i think was his first ever speech. >> we need better education for our children. [ applause ]

parents need to take a more active part in their child's education. [ applause ] especially parents of underperforming students. [ applause ] >> jimmy: am i still -- on? are they -- no one's stopping this, right? i'm voting for him. i don't live there, but i'm going to send one in. big news in the world of game show announcing. which is the biggest world there is really. the announcer for the "price is right" a guy named richfield has confirmed he's going to be leaving the show. the producers apparently replaced him. why, i don't know, he sounds fine to me. i'm not sure i like the new guy they hired. >> welcome back to "the price is right." real exciting. we have another contestant.

>> don't you ever -- your [ bleep ]! i can't get like this anymore! and you're a liar! and you're dishonest! and you're [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: you should hear him. he did a good job of introducing the contestant. if you've been anywhere near the -- if you've been anywhere near the internet for the past week and a half, you probably heard some of what sounds like mel gibson having angry conversations with his ex-girlfriend oksana. well, it turns out he thought he was on the phone with osama. so that explains why he was so unpleasant. i think if we've learned anything from mel gibson and tiger woods, it's don't ever use the phone ever. the calls are hard to believe. although you know, we probably should have seen this coming. back in 1985, i think, he was named "people" magazine's

craziest man alive. there are rumors mel might leave the united states, go back to australia. he's got a mansion in new york, an estate in malibu. he's got a thunderdome in some place. they've been posting snippets of these phone calls every day online online. the tapes themselves are tough to listen to. they're racist and angry and profane and kind of terrifying. rather than play them, we thought we'd have them read to you by an adorable 7-year-old girl named core de d cordelia. enjoy. >> you're a liar and you're dishonest. and you're [ bleep ] up so stay away from me! take care of your [ bleep ] son. and i better have my daughter. i just want my daughter and a maid. >> jimmy: all right, well, that's -- [ applause ] easier to swallow. one other thing. this is pretty good.

this is a commercial from 1979 for an outboard motor company. this is possibly bring a smile even to mel gibson's face ♪ you've got your sunrise ♪ you've caught a price ♪ you, you're making your johnson ♪ ♪ party nights ♪ summer whites ♪ you your friend and your johnson ♪ ♪ tales of water trails ♪ you, your kids and your johnson ♪ ♪ saturday nights ♪ distant lights ♪ you, your girl and your johnson ♪ >> you and your yjohnson. a way of life for 50 years. >> jimmy: we got a good show tonight. jay baruchel is here. we have music from n.e.r.d. and we'll be right back with kyra sedgwick. so stick around. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy

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>> jimmy: thanks for joining me on this amazing journey. with us tonigh, he's currently starring alongside nicolas cage in "the sorcerer's apprentice." jay baruchel is here. then later, this is their new album, "nothing." it comes out september 7th. n.e.r.d., from the bud light outdoor stage. we got a good show tomorrow night. jon hamm will be here tomorrow night. j.b. smoove and ralph macchio are with us. and we have music from runner runner. and later this week, dwyane wade, wilmer valderama, raheem devaugn, music from keane and adam carolla. our first guest is a terrific actress who just received her fifth consecutive emmy nomination for her role as

police chief johnson -- another johnson, johnson has entered our life. on "the closer," which you can see monday nights at 9:00 p.m. on tnt. please say hello to kyra sedgwick. [ applause ] >> hey. >> jimmy: nice to see you. >> you're the ever ready bunny tonight. >> jimmy: am i really? >> of energy. you keep going and going. >> jimmy: it's all fake energy. people are like, hey, you happy to be back? no, i'm not happy to be back. i'd rather be on vacation. forever, let's be honest. not like this is such a difficult job. it's still a job you have to go to. >> absolutely. that's why they call it work. >> jimmy: yeah. and it's depressing really, just walking up the stairs. although i look over at little guillermo and things always

brighten a little bit. guillermo's having some problems at home. but we won't go -- >> i heard, i heard. >> jimmy: oh, you did hear. >> he's getting a lot of support at work for the not drinking -- >> jimmy: we've been very helpful. >> yes, i heard that. >> jimmy: this is not really the best place to come when you have problems. >> clearly. there's a whole green room with a lot of alcohol going on. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. and guillermo's like our little green room fairy. like he's got to be in there having shots tequila with people. it makes people feel warm and comfortable. >> is that what usually happens? i missed that. ow oh, bummer. >> jimmy: he got a little talking to by his mother. did your mother ever weigh in on your life and say, even at this point, hey, you've got to stop doing this? >> oh, of course. >> jimmy: she does? >> absolutely, yeah, yeah, yes. >> jimmy: that never stops, does it? >> she once said to me was, never feel sorry for yourself. stop feeling sorry for yourself. it's the most unattractive quality. >> jimmy: that is good advice. >> it is good advice.

>> jimmy: is that when you were a kid and you were sulking or something? >> yeah. self-pity is an easy place to go, right? >> jimmy: yeah, it is. like me feeling sorry for myself for having to come back to work. >> right, exactly, to this. exactly. >> jimmy: it could be worse. have you been having a good summer? >> i've been working. >> jimmy: oh, you have? really? you're shooting in new york, right? >> no, we shoot here. it's all murder, all the time. >> jimmy: it's not been -- [ laughter ] it's not been brutally, brutally hot like it's been in new york then for you? >> it's been pretty hot here, hasn't it? >> jimmy: not as bad as it's been there. >> we try to hold off on the air conditioning because, you know, environmentally, it's so heinous. >> jimmy: who does? >> we do in our house. in the house we rent. >> jimmy: in the house you're not in because you're at work. >> exactly. that's why we keep it hot during the day. >> jimmy: your husband kevin bacon is actually sizzling like baken. >> oh, my gosh, i've never heard that before. >> jimmy: i bet you haven't. so you don't use air conditi conditioning in the house?

>> try not to during the day. just try at night. i'm really happy this water has no -- i've noticed this unsettling new trend and that is plastic straws in water. for grown-ups. >> jimmy: i hate when they put straws in -- >> yeah, i don't get it. >> jimmy: adults should not drink out of straws. >> we've got like plastic -- floating plastic islands the size of alaska everywhere. >> jimmy: that's not my problem. my problem is it's humiliating. >> exactly. i totally agree. i'm not -- you're not 5. >> jimmy: i don't like drinking water through a straw. it's gross. soda through a straw. water, feels like you're being medicated, you're in the hospital. right? >> right. >> jimmy: you don't use straws and no air conditioning. >> right no straws and no air conditioning. >> jimmy: you guys have a lot of fun, huh? that's where you put your foot down. and so have you guys gone on

vacation or it's been all work this summer? >> we usually do our vacations around christmastime. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, we always try and take exotic vacations. this year we went to argentina. which is beautiful, amaze. we were in buenos aires. and buenos airies is great unless you don't eat meat. >> jimmy: you don't eat meat either? >> no. i eat chicken but i don't eat meat. and so, you're like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: chicken is meat. but you don't eat it -- you eat it through a straw? >> right, thank you. thank you very much. no, i don't eat red meat. >> jimmy: okay. >> so we're the on knocks family that companies in and go, can you change this or that on the menu. >> jimmy: or jen continargentin place -- >> it's all about the meat. also known for the tango. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. obvious to you. i didn't know that. >> we, tango's very big there. you know, our travel agent,

like, insisted that we take a tango lesson. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> so kevin and i went to, like, the very, very -- you know, fancy tango place. and the oldest tango place in all of argentina. and we went there. and, you know, to put it nicely, we just totally stunk up the joint. >> jimmy: really? >> utterly. >> jimmy: really? >> yes, to the point like they were whispering something about "footloose" in spanish and, like, you know -- i thought this guy was supposed to be a good dancer. i don't know, i don't speak -- i had sandals on. and before we started the lesson, i had a pedicure and afterwards, i had no pedicure because he stepped on my feet so many times. >> jimmy: i never thought about that. kevin must be under a lot of pressure to dance well at all times. >> yes, indeed. >> jimmy: people pull the "footloose" card on him. that's terrible. >> that's true. >> jimmy: he should explain, i only dance where it's illegal, you know?

>> oh, right. >> jimmy: that's what i would do. pass that along to him. [ applause ] so that sounds like a terrible trip. >> yeah, it's annoying, every time -- yeah, you know, if you're a vegetarian tango hater. >> jimmy: not the place to go. >> but actually, he -- every time we go out dancing, the biggest bummer of the evening is when they put on "footloose" and expect him to start dancing. that's when we leave the dance floor. >> jimmy: i would leave the country if that happened. yeah, if i -- if tom cruise hears "old time rock 'n' roll" i guess people expect him to strip down to his underpants. never be in a dancing movie. good advice for young actors. >> excellent. >> jimmy: was it all argentinar? >> no, we went to uruguay after that. we went to this really small little beach town. >> jimmy: that's a country, right, uruguay? >> yeah, uruguay. >> jimmy: i learned a lot of things from the world cup and that's one of them.

>> i'm so bad at geography. my excuse is that i missed it in school. because in one school, it was the year before. the next school is the year after. so i say the stupidest things. >> jimmy: i'm the same way. i figure the pilot will know. i don't need to know where uruguay is. >> anyway, so we went to uruguay, this small fishing village. it was really sweet. we decide to go down to the beach. and we are getting ready to go down to the beach. a van pulls up and ten paparazzi come out. which is surprising for us because, you know, mostly they're just completely uninterested in us because, let's face it we're a crushing bore. >> jimmy: you don't do weird things. >> no, we've been married for 22 years and so -- >> jimmy: there are no phone calls screaming. >> no. [ applause ] it's so boring. and, yeah, no rage -- >> jimmy: uruguay, which has to be weird that people -- >> yeah, weird, right, exactly.

and so we get all -- kevin's tearing his hair out. i'm, you know, trying to find -- i don't know, my daughter, who's like the only sane person in the family, calm person in the family, decides to -- we go down to the pool, we can't be there because they got pictures there. we're thinking we're going to be stuck there. my daughter, who's struggling through her third year in spannic, decide to go down and speak to these people. like logical. that's a logical thought. she talks to them. kevin's freaking out. she says, mom, dad, all they want is an picture of you guys walking along the beach. we're laike, okay we can do tha. we're standing in front of the water. we turn around. start posing for the paparazzi. they start, you know, jess tick lating and waving their hands and speaking something in spanish which i don't speak which is pathetic. my daughter goes running over. what's going on? she turns to us and she says, don't face the camera.

they want something candid. walk on the beach but don't look. so we're like, okay. we're walking on the beach. they start again. they want something else. she goes, hold hands. [ laughter ] splash in the surf. >> jimmy: this has turned into a photo shoot then. >> right. smile lovingly. >> jimmy: and this is the picture that resulted. we dug this up. and this is -- you can see, it's very -- very natural. >> it's the worst. >> jimmy: walking along the beach in pants. >> it was freezing. that's the other thing. >> jimmy: congratulations on your fifth emmy nomination. they say the fifth time's the charm. it's nice to see you. kyra sedgwick, everybody. "the closer" watch it mondays at 9:00 p.m. on tm. tnt. we'll be right back with jay barchel. [ host ] it's the fusion proglide challenge.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. you know our next guest from

"knocked up." "tropic thunder." you can see him now in "the sorcerer's apprentice" with nicolas cage. please welcome jay barchel. >> how you doing, jay? [ applause ] >> jimmy: your fans have come out en masse, that's right. did i pronounce your last name correctly? >> you pronounced it exactly -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. i practiced it about four times today. >> i saw it was written in phonetics which makes my life easier. half of what i do is ex-pl plap people how to say my name. i even say it wrong. >> jimmy: how is it supposed to be said? >> it's supposed to be said

bar-uch-el. canada and america are white bread countries. they don't like things with -- in the middle. >> jimmy: wind up with things on your tie. you live in montreal. >> i do indeed. >> jimmy: i love montreal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: one of the best cities in the world. montreal -- well do you speak half french when you're in montreal? >> i grew up speaking english and i live in an english part of town but i can argue pretty good in french. >> jimmy: you can. everything there, it's remarkable that everything is even. it's like there's a huge fight and they said, everything's going to be in english and in french. >> it's almost like there was a huge fight -- >> jimmy: there was a huge fight. >> still is to this day. i think they should get over it. it's an interesting dynamic. it makes for -- you know it just informs everything. you know, we have common bonds. we unite over our hock you team and our bagels and then we argue

about a lot of other stuff. >> jimmy: they have good bagels in montreal. >> indeed. >> jimmy: kind of small and kind of thinner and covered mostly with sesame seeds. >> and the dough is boiled in honey water which makes them taste even better. >> jimmy: honey water? wow. >> aren't you guys happy you came? >> jimmy: honey water. you live in montreal. >> i do. i just bought a house about five blocks away from my mom in the house i grew up in. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so your mom is right there in the neighborhood. >> yeah, she is. >> jimmy: is this a laundry related move or is this -- >> it was for a bit. it was for a bit. i finally broke down and got a maytag. >> jimmy: you did? >> which is pretty -- it's red. they're both red so i have really sexy-looking washer -- >> jimmy: they make them in, like, car-type colors now. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you can really go crazy. >> it looks like a terribly european car's in my bathroom. >> jimmy: i did that too. i have a red maytag thing. and i was like, this is awesome. i didn't realize, owh, what's

happened to you? >> i come to same conclusion every time i do laundry. >> jimmy: this is what you're excited about now. >> it's a -- >> jimmy: washing machine. >> when you get a house, you just become kind of a wuss. and i bought a seeder so now my grass is going to come in even. like, really who the hell cares? >> jimmy: do you have a pressure washer? >> a pressure washer? >> jimmy: yes this is a device you connect to your hose and it makes your hose like a million times more powerful. >> i really need one, man. >> jimmy: you do. you can take the red right off that washing machine with one of these things. >> no kidding. >> jimmy: they're spectacular. >> i also need a snow blower. i'm sick of shoveling. >> jimmy: the parking meters are very high. i'm like, what's going on? i feel like i've shrunk. it's because it's -- when it snows, you have to -- you wouldn't want to miss out on -- >> you would not -- you want to know where you got to park even though you can't park because everything's covered in bloody

snow. >> jimmy: if there's that much know, how are you getting your car in there in the first place? >> it's irrelevant. >> jimmy: you shot this movie with nicolas cage. >> i did. yeah. a great up and comer. >> jimmy: is nicolas cage, like, crazy or -- is he pretending to be crazy? or is he neither of those things? >> no, i'd say he and i are on the same level of crazy. and -- >> jimmy: okay. >> which is somewhere around quano. i say it like we're -- i'm fairly insane. he's fairly insane. we're sort of two weirdo peas in a pod. >> jimmy: because you guys got along very well? >> i wish. i had all sorts of stories about how much we wered an odds and we're constantly fighting each other or something. but no, with we would get along really well. we are just into the same stuff. ing about the just huge dorks. so we'd talk about, i don't know, mythology or arthurian legend or the advent of industrial music, all sorts

of -- >> jimmy: really? >> all sorts of cool guy conversations. >> jimmy: what kind of mythology are you into? like, if you had to go -- like, if you had to go -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah that will happen. that will happen. >> jimmy: if you had to go with like mercury or hermes, which one do you go for? >> oh, wow. see if i'm a betting man, hermes because it's a funnier name. no, i -- just all sorts of mythology. you know, just the various mythos, ees, of, you new york the world's an interesting place. >> jimmy: you're not into mythology at all. nicolas cage said he was into mythology and you went, yeah, me too. >> no, no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no? you are? >> how many people including you

in this room have read a single viking saga from a thousand years ago? i've read four of them. >> jimmy: we have no proof of that. [ laughter ] there might not even be such a thing as a viking saga. >> are you kidding me? tells the epic story of nal who is -- basically the concialory for various viking factions. once a year, they meet in the icelandic precursor to parliament. lock up your daughters, i'm lower! [ applause ] >> jimmy: did you have -- i'm going to guess that you did not have similar conversations with morgan freeman on "million dollar baby." >> well, yeah, i mean, it was weird. he, you know, he -- i was more just kind of in awe of him. but, like, you know, we got into talking. he's like, what's your background? i said, i'm irish on my mom's side and jewish on my dad's side but i'm not like -- i'm --

there's different types of jews. oh, i know, all the different jews. he just -- everything that ended, he just said. i'm like, he really knows his jews. >> jimmy: i've always said that about morgan freeman. well, there you go. jay baruchel. "the sorcerer's apprentice" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with n.e.r.d. you ready? i'm ready. let me see her. here she is. oh boy, she's beautiful, she's perfect. isn't she? how does it feel being a grandfather? oh incredible, how does it feel being a father?

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