>> jimmy: this is my favorite spot. >> guillermo: where are we? >> jimmy: we're in the greatest borough in the world, guillermo. you know what a borough is? >> guillermo: a donkey. >> jimmy: yes, but no. we're in brooklyn. brooklyn, new yoyo. >> guillermo: hello, brooklyn, i love you! dicky: frobrooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, bill murrary, misty copeland and american ballet theatre. and music from ryan adams. brought ot you by cigna. with cleto and t t cletones.

jimmy kimmel! [ [ eers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guys. i appreciate it. m jimmy. i'm the host of the show. it's great to be back. thank you very much, i appreciate that. we are coming out all this week. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. please, please. as they say in church, please be seated. we're at the howard hillman opera hquse at the brooklyn academy of music.

quqution, this is the worst-dressed group of people that has ever been in an opera house. thanks for lining up in the cold to come see us tonight. we're very happy to here. this is our second time in brooklyn. we were here three years ago in 2012. i like t t drop by every now and then to remind you i'm not just in the bac of your cab, i'm a real person too. i was born in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] most people inrooklyn don't even know where that is. it's down at the bottom of brooklyn. i went to ps-236. you? dropped out of elementary school? i have to say, brooklyn really hasn't changed since i left. it's still the same collection of momom and pop, gluten-free artis natural shops that made brooklyn what it is. i grew this beard especially for you guys. [ cheers and applause ] around brooklyn this weekend, there are momo beards here than in afghanistan.

we're all going for a flea and tick dip after the show. we have a very good show for you tonight. we have music tonight from ryan adams -- [ cheers and applause ] is is brilliant. ryry adams recorded a whole taylor swift album. he took her album and did it over. he's going to sing from that tonight. if that isn't enough, and it probably isn't, the credible bill murray is here. [ cheers and applause ] i have a request. i want to ask you to please be nice to him even though he's a cubs fan, all right? he's going through a hard time right now. bill was at citiield for the game, i w w there toto any y w york mets fans here? [ cheers and applause ] last night the mets took a commanding 2-0 lead in the series, they jumped on top of the cubs largely thanks to a verytrong and perhaps

performance from this guy. [ laughter ] [ cheersrsnd applause ] >> jimmy9 that really hurt my back. i threw out the first tch. that was all i threw because my agent didn't want my pitch count to go above 1. fy threw out the first pitch and the mets win the world series, do i get a world series ring? i feel like i should. [ cheers and applause that really wasas dream come true. i wish i worked on my facial expression when i was throwing the ball. some of my friends sent me pictures. this is what i call pitch face i think they call it. it's n n just me. there's bill murray's pitch face at a cubs game.

cubs fan mr. t. looks like he's halfway through the word "fool." representing the mets, former jetsoach rex ryan. the bottom half of his body is being consumed by an alligator while they took that. the problem is widespread. by the way, what do you think of your set, is it n lovely? live [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: massive. it's a lot of work moving a show from l.a. to brooklyn. i want to thank our crew. i have to hand it to our crew. they spent so much time last week trying to figure out how to ship medical marijuana there. and they built this set too. it does seem -- there's something missing from the set, right? there's a -- actually, where -- oh, i know.

[ cheers and alause ] t cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >immy: all right, thaha you. guillermo -- >> guillermo: hold on. >> jimmy: really inspiring but -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, allight, all right, all right. brooklyn? >> guillermo: yeah. a great time. >> jimmy: less is more already. i'm going to tell you something. guillermo was out drinking. what time did you finish drdrk is louisiana night? >> guillermo: 3: in the morning. >> jimmy: what time did you call your wife and say, good night, i'm going to bed? >> guillermo: i forgot. >> jimmy: you didn't even call?

okay, all right. guillermo and i, we haven't just been eating and dririing our way rough new york, wee experienced some culture too. i read an article about misty copeland, ballet dancer, are you familiar with misty? she's the first african-american female principal dancer with american b blet theater. i have to say, it reminds me a great deal of myself, she really does. we contacted misty who graciously agreed to give me and my pal guillermo a private lesson that really changedoth of our lives in a very dramatic wa >> jimmy: thank you. it took 47 years and a hell of a lot of sl searching. but today i finally discovered

>immy: hello. >> guillermo: hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doing, i'm jimmy. >> your legs are real hairy. >> jimmy: you know what, i think that can be a good thing, a little bit of hair in the ballet, right? >> as long as you have a beautiful shape. >> jimmy: well, owns. obviously. >> guillermo: yeah, he does. >> jimmy: people told us we'd never be ballerinas. and we decided to come to you to prove them wrong. >> to prove them wrong. i think i'm the person for that. i don't nt to touch what cld be a mamaerpiece. so i want totoee what you guys -- >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> -- know. >> jimmy: i think i know plie position. >> do you want to come around to the bar and show m this way? >> jimmy: why this, right? >> straighten your knees before. why y n't you try maybebe h holding on to the bar first. >> jimmy: hold on to the bar, okay. >> you actually have really gorgeous legs. >> guillermo: i've been telling you for life! >> jimmy: you have been saying that. i thought you were kissing my ass.

i was very flattered and i also say she has a pretty good body too. you know. for a woman. >> straighten your knees, cst up, chin, plie, straightenen i have an idea of what yourr strengths and weaknesses are. >> jimmy: okay. do i have any weaknesses? besides the body hair? >> um -- yes. >> jimmy: oh, i do, okay, all right. >> we're going to do one simple step before we move into the center. front side, back, and grand -- >> guillermo: it looks so easy when you do it. >> it should look easy. that's why we train for hours and hours our whole lives. >> guillermo: i blame on it hi he took me to lunch,h, three slice of pizza. >> jimmy: there was a lot of pizza and a calzone. >> that's not acceptable. >> jimmy: as a ballerina you have to watch what you eat. woulwe be ballerinos?

ere's no such thing as a ballerino. >> jimmy: that seems sexist against guys. >> keep the hips still. >> jimmy: your hips don't lie, remember that, guillermo. >> guillermo: beyoyoe. >> no,, shakira. >> jimmy: shakira. >> i'm nervous about this performance for them. my hope is they don't fall and hurt themselves. and grandmama kick! >> jimmymygrandmama! i ththk you guys are ready to put on your pointe shoes. >> jimmy: oh, wow! ready to put on our pointe shoes? all right. >> toolt in. you've got yours in a nice little bow already. >> jim: yeah. >> tural. >> jimim: i learned how to tie my shoes many, many years ago. >> come on up. >> jimmy: thank you. all right. >> guillermo: oh, man, that's hard. >> right. now use the barre as much as you need to to get up on those toe you're going to rise e . up, up. ohohfurther. oh --- come on.

>> guillermo: this is painful. >> jimmy: you look so sad, guillermo. >> guillermo: this is harsh, shs a strict teacher. she wawapushing us to do me and more. i was my heart was yeah, but my body was no. >> we're going to start with the very first step that the swans do in the second act. you're going to startith the tanlive. and you follow each other around. is that clear? >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah, i think we got it. >> guillermo: maybe you. >> five, six, seven, eight. tanlive and -- you have to move. so he doesn't crush you. keep snaking around. okay. something like that. >> jimmy: i'll be tom live and you be ah tate. >> not exactly. but -- >> jimmy: isn't this good, though? >> oh.

doing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's not a tomlive. >> guillermo: that was him. >> that was body of you. >> jimmy: misty was nice but tough on us. ballet is a very competitive world. and you just get somebodylike me who shows up and is just immediately good at it. >> guiermo: keep dng it, you're d dng it! >> jimmy: itt had to bother her. she's okay worked at this her whole lave and i just stroll in and master it. >> um -- keep the legs in front of you. that looked a little bit like the running n. we've got a little bit more time left before the performance. and i think they're going to be great. i hope. okay. i don't think we're going to get any farther with that stuff. but you ce a long way. >> jimmymyyeah, we came from california. >> guillermo: yeah. five hours and a half flying. >> jimmy: flying, yeah. >> we're going to continue to jump.

we're going to stand in fifth position. >> guillermo: like that? >> that's third position but one day you'll get to fifth. yoyore going to jump s saight . you'u' going to change yourr feet. and that's a change ma. you have to land in fifth position. >> jimmy: one of my testicles is coming out. >> you should keep that to yourself. >> jimmy: i'm trying. it's trying to get off my body. >> okay. >> jimmy: when you dance like i do, every ballet is "the nutcracker." >> two and three and four -- and since you're in a tutu you're gogog to bow like a ballerina. >> guillermo: this just tightened my penis, i think my testicles are too big for the thing i put over here, i don't knowhat to call it. too small and the testicles are too big. >> go, change, two, three, four, step side -- and bow.

than 600 years ago. and today it died. >> jimmy: i thihi we're ready to dadae. >> guillermo: i think we're ready for dinner.

[ cheers and appppuse ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mis copeland and american blet eater. tonight on the show, ryan adams and be right back with bill murray. it's our first night in brooklyn so stick around!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcomom back. we are coming to you from brooklyn, new york. i'd like to thank the new york youth symphony, the dancers from amerecan ballet theater, the great misty copeland, and my choreographer. i don't know, even as very gifted choreographer i don't know that he's ever been prouder than tonight of our performance, guillermo, and quite beautifully. >> guillermo: you too, thank you very much. >> jimmy: is in our fir night om b.a.m., tononhtusic from a talented man who covered a taylor swift album. not just a song, the album.

ryan adams from the smirnoff stage. tomorrow night jay-z and donald trump will be live tomorrow. later this week michael j. fox, bradley cooper, joyce behar, robin roberts, howard stern, ul shaffer will be w wh the cletonon, music from the big grams, esperanza, spalding, and public enemy to close out the week. i can't imagine a better way to kick off this week in brooklyn than with a visit from our first est. was able t climb out of a cubs-induced depression to be here. his new movie "rock the casbah" opens in theaters friday. please say hello to bill murray!

[ cheers a a applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? i don't know what you're doing but you look great, you really do. it's so great to see you. it's great to see you last night too mt the me. are you u eling okay about t tt? >> yes, i'm'meeling okay about last night's game. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i believe that -- i believe in the words of the song, that you root, root, root for the home team. if they don't win, it's a shame. i feel as a r rl baseball fan that the ideal scecerio is for each home team to win all its games. until the seventh game. then we decide, mas cho. >immy: last night yououn the

field and the manager of the cubs sent the guy over, joe madden sent the guy over with the lineup card, and said ask bill to touch it. not only did you touch it, you rubbed it all over your body. do you think that is why the cubs lososlast night? [ [ ughter ] >> nono i think we would have won. it's just that i had -- i was wearing too many layers. >> jimmy: layering, it kills you every time. >> it killed me last night. >> jimmy: are you superstitious when it comes to spos or anytng? we used to blame peoeoe that spoke up too loudly during a -- when things would go wrong. for example, last night. >> jimmy: yes. >> how many of you were watching the game last night? [ cheers and applause ] [ go cubs ] >> that works fine here, son. so after about five inning it's just unusually cold. i'm fromhicago so it's not that it was so cold, b b it was

cold and we hadn't scored any runs. >> jimmy: yes. >> we had the option to go to a place that was considerably warmer so we took the option in the name of changing our luck. >> jimmy: and you did. >> when there's cold weather involvededuck is certainlyly a bigger part o othe whole. >> jimmy: i was wondering when you said we should set in different seat in the warmth, if it was superstition or if you were just cold. >> no, i think -- we talked about it, bandied id about. we didn't want to seem not powerful enough or willing to commit. we thought maybe it would change themy joe. >> jimmy: maybe it would have worked the other way, stayed in cold seats, chicago would have prevailed. wind and cold was trying to send you a messe, a message that obvisly you didn't get. >> it's a seven-game series, jimmy. >> jimmy: you had your sons with you, three of your sons wath you. one ofour sons is named homer. is that a baseballlleference? >> well, his middle name is banks. that is a baseball reference. >> jimmy: for sure, yeah.

>> uh-huh. but originally, when -- he was my first born. i had this s@rt of -- in the superstitious area, i didn't nt to sort of like give a name or anything like that to, sa when little jimmy's born, for example, and little jimmy was born with a beard or something like that. you know? so i just thought i'd just call thisump homer. you know? and the doctor said the baby was going to be a female. it was going to be a female child. and when they -- when he was born and they broyght him up the doctor turned him upside down and said, it's a boy. and i said, homer! and homer turned and looked right at me. he heard me talking to him his last few months ofis fe, he loed right at me. and thatatas it. >> jimmy: are y y sure he wasast looking at you going, you're not really going to name me homer, are you? kids are very smart. they really are. by the way your son is a great

guy. i was talking to him last night. i said, is everyone i i your famimi -- no one root for the white sox? all cubs fans? >> i have one brother that roots for the white sox and is a listenerf rush limbaugh. >> jimmy: homer said b bause he roots to have the white sox no one talks to him anymore? >> it's not just that. >> jimmy: will you go to the games in chicago? >> wre going to go tomorrow. >> jimmy: going tomorrow. >> i'm supposed to do more work for this movie on wednesday. jimmy: which is very funny by wait. we'll s sw a clip in a moment. en you go to chicago, how many members of the murray family will ask you for tickets to the game? >> there's no cutoff. you know how it when is someone wants something from you. whether it's a piece of cake or something -- there's always one rson that asks for it that has no rightht to even ask for it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know? that person will get to the damn game. >> jimmy: that's the shame of it. the key is to not ask you. and then maybe you'll be invited to the game. humility is the key here, yes? yea?

>> i d't know. we'll see. >> jimmy: i have a theory and that is when the red sox -- >> how come no one else is dressed in dance gear? >> jimmy: you missed your cue, you were sposed to come out at the end. >> i came and ---- >> jimmy: do you feel like -- the cubs eventually will win the world series. as long as the human race continues -- >> wow, you're only two games up, jimmy. it's getting ugly. >> jimmy: not this year but eventually it will happen. no, itit true. . >> jimmy: do you feel likehe team -- the fans will lose something when they do? because i feel like the red sox used to be special, and now they're just another good team. >> i agree. let's talk about the red sox for a second. okay? [ audience: boos ] >> easy, we'll have e lot of time for that. there's a guy on the street with a hat on, we can beat him up. just make sure "b" doesn stand for brooklyn. you know that's happened too. >> jimmy: do you worry about that, do you fear that? >> the boston red sox used to be

i was always impressed by how gracious they were in defeat. that they really applauded the other tea and how well they played. then they won a couple world series, andow thehere unbearable. they're just unbearable fans. something really changed with them. i don't know. they're just a little different. and it's sort of natural. it's like being famous. it's like, so i hope the cub fans don't dothat. i hope it doesn't happen. >> jimmy: you're willing tooisk it, yes, for a win? >> you know, i think that's a lot to risk. we're going to -- it's going to happen but i think it's a lot to risk. you know, i hope people keep their sense of themselves. whatat interesting is chicago's a beautiful city, the most beautiful city in america, big cities, certainly. there's not that much to burn down anymore. i don't know what the hell we're going to do. >> jimmy: s@t the lake on fire. >> i don't know what to do. >> jimmy: bill murury is here, "rock the casbah," we'll see it

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but no, there's a couple people that i saw -- i saw the great bill graham, i saw holly ron dellsn, both these gs at the peak of their insanity and they wewe fun to watch. >> jimmy: ron dellsner is a local character, he promoted music. not a guy i er met, you see his name on posters. was ron dellsner like this? i watche the movie, i find it hard to believe -- >> ron dellsner, he's the craziest jewish guy, nutty as hell, says insane things you'd think he wouod go to jail for. he doesn't becausee's fun 93, really a funny guy. >> jimmy: i know somebody else like that, actually. >> yeah, i know. he is just the craziest promoter and has seen more weird stuff. seen every kind of -- like ople dragging in live fish and ings. they've seen everythingo nothing shocks them. like prison guards. >> jimmy: you booked the band for your premiere party tonit, yes?

that -- yeah, yeah, right. >> jimmy: what is the band? >> i can't -- their name is like chevy chase but not really. they're the hottest band in the world and they played my son's wedding a few weeks ago. they said, we want to have a party. i said, i sawheseuys tear up 300 wedding guests and they're fun. jimmy: will you dance at the rty? >> i danced at the wedding, i don't see how i can avoid this. i was in charge of widows and wives with infirm husbands and the criminally insane. those are the ones i had to dance with. >> jimmy: this movie, set i afghanistan, obviously y y didn't shoototthere, where did you shoot it there? >> morocco. >> jimmy: morocco. in morocco, do people know you in morocco? the citizenry? >> no. >> jimmy: they do not? >> no. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> it was real nice, very nice. >> jimmy: i w wld think so.. after this movivi you've got a christmas special on netflix. >> i recommend morocco to anyone, i really do, it's reall wonderful. >> jimmy: this chrisas

special -- >> it's a nice -- for like the wards in the audience, you know who you are. you know, it's like easy, it's entry-level africa and entry-level muslimorld. [ laught ] [ cheers andpplause ] >> they're the most genenous kind, rmal, nice people. and it's beautiful. it's spectacular. >> jimmy: they like americans there? >> i'm receiving nothing for that, i'm just saying it's nice. >> jimmy: you don't get a rug? no, they're really sweet, gentle people. it's a nice place to be. i'd go back there and work any titi. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: no, it's all right. i want to ask about this christmas special that you made for netflix. >> right. >> jimmy: "very murray christmas.b whose idea was this to make this christmas special? >> turns out it's going to be really good. so there's many, many people taking credit for this thing. >> jimmy: i see. >> there's a lot of people taking credit for it. but there's a bunch of people involved with it. the writer, mitch glazer, also

the casbah." sofia copapolacoppola, a hack director i worked with once upon a time. myself, i don't know who else. it's basically -- we were st ofhe power trio. >> jimmy: have you ever watched netflix? would you know how to get -- >> i've never seen netflix in my life, i have no idea how to get it. it's unfortunate that i'll never see the show [ laughter ] >> jimmymyhave you ever googlele anything? >> yeah. i googled a map. >> jimmy: you google maps? >> i googled a map. in the dressing room -- just now someone googled danta gary. >> jim: is that right? an >> they came up with dante bosso is. i think he's got a restaurant in brooklyn. >> jimmy: is christmas a big holiday for you? >> yeah, christmas is very big. you know, as a catholic, you don't -- tre's not -- i doesn'ttome your way that often. it's usually a life of penance

and sin, really. sin mostly. you know, christmas time it comes around. easter you get a bit of candy, a new jacket, sport coat. christmas is the big one, yeah. >> jimmy: whwh did you come to new york what year? >> i came toew york in 1974. >> jimmy: specifically for "saturday night live"? or before that? >> i came here because i'd run out my clock at second cici. i just thought i'dry the braveve new world. >> jimmy: we have a photograph. i don't know anything about this picture other than it's you and jane curtin and there's something on your stomach. do you remember taking this picture?e? >> yeah, i kind of remember. it happened -- i used to do this thing of sticking out my stomach. i don't know what the hell. and this guy said, you have a really interesting belly button, you have an innie, don't you that's sort of 50/. you know? it's not like, wow, you have beautiful hands, are you a hand model? so that ended up getting painted on my stomach in the mide of the night.

>> jimmy: this man painted it on your stomach? >> i think he was a man, yeah. [ laughter ] >> thehe i developed --- they don't have it but i had a cigarette in my mouth. i figured out you could put the cigarette in yr belly buon. if you sucked it in, it would look like the guy was -- [ cheers and applause ] so that was good for three or four hours. hours and hours of fun. >> jimmy: iope that makes it into the christmas special. always great to see you. thanks so much for being here. i wish your cubs and the city of chicagthe best of luck. either way i think it works out well. >> i love brooklyn, new york. >> jimmy: bill murray. "rock the casbah" in theaters friday. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by cigna. who wants everyone to say ahh and get an annual checkup.

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deeply there is a rivalry between the two biggest cities in america, there always has been, probably always will be. where does it come from? based on stereotytys, something we learn?n? i wanted to explore this topic. we sent a camera crew to talk to kids in cities. we asked kids in l.a. what they think about new yorkers, asked ki in new york on loss ananline knows. the result is this kids' edition of "new york versus l.a." >> what do you think about pele from new york? they're kind off cranky sometimes. theyeyind of ignore you when you go there. >> what have you heard about people from l.a.? >> not really on the bright side there. they're not that bright. >> what are people from l.a. like? >> slow. >> w wt do you think about people from neneyork? >> people are crazy.

people from los angeles? >> i think that they're mostly into plastic surgery. because thth really want to lookk pepeect. >> w wt do you think about people from new york? >> very nasty. and people are so -- sometimes weird. >> what kind of nasty things are there? >> likrats. and their baseball team. >> who has the better baseball team, new york or l.a.? >> new york mets! well this year. because e member? mets!! >> who's better, mets or dodgers? >> the yankees. >> what do you think about people from l.a.? >> i hate l.a. >> how come? >> because they broke one of the mets' legs. >> w wt's the worst thing g out new york??

>> who's the dumbest person in l.a.9 >> probably the manager of the l.a. dodgers. >> what do people in new york complain most about? >> maybe that it's too busy. yeah. >> what do you think people in l.a. complain most about? >> that there's too much gluten in theorld. >> whoho smarter, people in n york or l.a.? >> definitely new york. >> how come you guys are smarter? >> a lot of people know how to do things way faster. and people grow up way faster. but i a a way faster. like today, i was this big. yesterday i was this big. >> oh my gosh. could u do an impression of someone from l.a.? >> sure. look, yo want to go shopiiing? let's go shopping. wanna go chasing pennies? oh my god, this is a cute top.

>> ohl hey, dude, what's up? w's your business gr? i'm gogo. >> who drinks more, people in new york or l.a.? >> l.a. >> how come? but you can just tell? people are always drunk? are you drunk right now? who's the dumbest person in l.a.? >> yeah, kim kardashi. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back k

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