r , she said the statement, she said the questions raised relate to a time before she was an mp and that she's taken expert tax and legal advice . sir keir starmer legal advice. sir keir starmer says the investigation will reveal facts . reveal the facts. >> we welcome this investigation because it will allow for a line to be drawn in relation to this matter . i to be drawn in relation to this matter. i am fully confident that angela rayner has not broken the rules. she will cooperate with the investigation , as you would expect, and it's really a matter for the police . really a matter for the police. >> energy minister graham stuart has announced he's standing down from his cabinet role to focus on local issues. the beverley and holderness mp said he plans to focus on issues such as making roads safer , broadband making roads safer, broadband delivery and increasing the number of defibrillators in his constituency. he said he's proud to have served in government over the past eight years, and he'll fully support the prime minister from the backbenches . minister from the backbenches. sir keir starmer says he's committed to boosting the uk's defence budget to 2.5% if he

becomes prime minister, matching the current government's target. the labour leader visited a shipyard in barrow in furness where nuclear submarines are being built . he says britain's being built. he says britain's nuclear deterrent is the bedrock of labour's plan to keep the country safe, and said his party was making what he called a generational commitment to defence. the government described the as described the plan as a distraction . researchers have distraction. researchers have discovered the cores of the brightest burst of light ever recorded , the luminous burst of recorded, the luminous burst of light, which occurred more than 2 billion light years from earth and lasted just mere seconds , and lasted just mere seconds, was so bright it was said to have blinded space instruments . have blinded space instruments. the findings, published in the journal nature astronomy, suggest boat's brightest of all times likely origin is an explosion or supernova that came after the collapse of a massive star. and giorgio armani has paid tribute to fellow italian fashion designer and true artist

roberto cavalli, who has died at the age of 83. cavalli reportedly died at home in florence after a long illness. the fashion guru founded the company in 1975, quickly becoming known for its animal print designs . for the latest print designs. for the latest stories , sign up to gb news stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to gbnews.com alerts. now it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> thank you. tatiana. hello and welcome to headliners. you run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo kearse and tonight i'm joined by the people's gammon, paul cox and a man who can't have gammon for religious reasons. it'sjosh howie. how are doing .7 lovely. it's are you both doing? lovely. it's good. cool. >> well, actually, no. speaking of before it was of that, my wife before it was friday pizza night.

friday night, pizza night. and before here, wife, the before i came here, my wife, the treat that we get for family is ordering domino's pizza. and she got ham by mistake on their pizza. >> oh my god. and i ate into it and i like, pineapple and i was like, so pineapple wasn't even the worst thing on that pizza for you. i love pineapple. there was pineapple there. i very there. and yeah so i was very upset. happens josh is upset. what happens now? josh is that end of it could be a that the end of it could be a filing. filing for divorce . she filing. filing for divorce. she accidentally oh zero. accidentally she's like oh zero. who's our youngest? he accidentally clicked on. he was helping me yeah, yeah, sure . helping me and yeah, yeah, sure. she wanted ham on that pizza. and i'm not gonna let her get away it. away with it. >> right, well, that's the >> all right, well, that's the chit out of way. let's chit chat. out of the way. let's have let's have a quick have a look. let's have a quick look front pages. look at friday's front pages. the daily mail leads with. i'll quit, i'll quit if i'm quit, rayner. i'll quit if i'm found guilty. the i weekend has uk intelligence officials targeted in honeytrap sex plots by chinese spies. the guardian leads with and cruel prosecution of carers. sunak urged the sun has nightmare. that's about gordon ramsay's pub being squatted, i believe the telegraph has rayner i will quit

if guilty over house row and the times has pressure on starmer as police look into deputy. and those were front pages . and those were front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail, which leads with the daily mail, which leads with the story about rayner, who says i'll quit. i'll quit if i'm if i'm guilty. i mean, i'll quit. i'll quit if i'm if i'm guilty . i mean, surely she i'm guilty. i mean, surely she knows josh. >> well, that's it. but if she's found guilty , she if i get away found guilty, she if i get away with it, i get away with it. then everything's, everything's with it, i get away with it. then so erything's, everything's with it, i get away with it. then so everything'sferything's with it, i get away with it. then so everything's kosherg's cool, so everything's kosher apart from my pizza. so. so, yeah, this is the story. it's sort of obviously blowing up evermore. i think they was hoping it would go away a few weeks ago, and now it's come back, at least she's not. she doesn't have a choice doesn't really have a choice here, but she's not being, like, too much of a hypocrite in terms of, she's called for of, you know, she's called for investigations tories , investigations into tories, including johnson. so she can't really go, but oh, leave me alone . so she had to go. yeah.

alone. so she had to go. yeah. okay, fine. i'll, i'll go along with seems obviously with it. she seems obviously pretty the issue with it. she seems obviously pretty to the issue with it. she seems obviously pretty to be the issue with it. she seems obviously pretty to be about|e issue with it. she seems obviously pretty to be about whether she seems to be about whether she provided false info for the electoral register in around 2010. the tricky thing is that actually on the register, it's not about like where your main residence is. it's actually about where your permanent addresses. so there's a technicality there. that means that she might. so she could get off on that technicality. well, you know. yes. >> not not that i'm saying, you know, not that i'm implying she she is in any way , committed. she is in any way, committed. but there is that sort but there is, there is that sort of, that differing, difference in. yeah but that's why it's a stupid thing to say, because a technicality doesn't exonerate you in the public, court. >> yeah. so what happens is you end up getting away with something. and by the way, i mean, the only reason this is a big story is because she spent a lot of her career pointing a finger, as she hadn't done that. i don't think it had been such a big story. don't think it

big story. i don't think it actually that big a i actually is that big a story. i just think given an just think given it's an election year, given how outspoken she is, given the things said done, things that she's said and done, she's herself hot water. she's put herself in hot water. it's it's why she said it's politics. it's why she said this. unless she gets this. but it's unless she gets 100% yeah. it's 100% cleared. yeah. then it's always over and always going to hang over and it's cost the labour it's going to cost the labour party a little bit. they might only a majority 97. only have a majority of 97. >> my gut reaction when i first heard about this, i was like, oh, is just a nonsense over oh, this is just a nonsense over nothing. i you know, she's nothing. i mean, you know, she's a socialist with with a champagne socialist with with multiple know what multiple houses. you know what labour and you labour politician isn't? and you know, fair enough. she's made an error filling in forms or she's tried to, you know, whatever. it's not much of a big deal. but then, yeah, i remembered she was pointing the finger at boris for having slice being having a slice of cake or being ambushed with, with a cake. and, yeah, it does let you say, josh, it seem to be, hypocrisy. it does seem to be, hypocrisy. >> yeah, is >> well, look, yeah, there is hypocrisy. know , hypocrisy. and as we know, everybody, including myself and including this including people watching this can be guilty of hypocrisy that you say, she went out you say, paul, she went out there , pointed that finger, there, pointed that finger, i think they would it a big think they would make it a big story because i think think

story because i think i think the conservative are the conservative press are desperate means to desperate to find any means to attack they can't really attack labour. they can't really land a punch on, on keir starmer. so they're going after her. i don't know if keir starmer is that bothered about it, to be honest. i mean obviously election obviously it being an election yean obviously it being an election year, like super year, but they aren't like super buddy. >> i mean a rival of keir >> i mean she's a rival of keir starmer. she's obviously starmer. she's she's obviously got a rise in the top job. so maybe keir is like i can maybe keir is like oh i can i can rid of her. can get rid of her. >> but the problem that >> yeah. but the problem is that the is voted for the the deputy is voted for by the members. i members. yeah. right. and i think come to some sort think they've come to some sort of that seems like a of democracy that seems like a terrible know terrible system. i know certainly labour. well, yeah. yeah. >> i mean backfired for >> i mean it's backfired for them past . moving >> i mean it's backfired for them past. moving on. them in the past. moving on. next up is the i weekend. paul, what have they got? yes, more of this honeytrap type stuff. uk intelligence officials targeting honeytrap plots by chinese honeytrap sex plots by chinese spies. a british intelligence officials , leo, have been officials, leo, have been reportedly targeted in honeytrap plots . which, according to the plots. which, according to the source, is included things like, being approached by a woman who

was described as young and attractive , usually usually attractive, usually usually helps if you've got honeytrap. i mean, to be fair , it's not going mean, to be fair, it's not going to be sophie hagen. i would be, i would be, i don't know. yeah, i would be, i don't know. yeah, i do understand. i, i'd be very suspicious if a woman had tracked me whether she was young and attractive or not. i think i'd a doubt straight into i'd put a doubt straight into my mind. you know, mind. and i thought you know, i'm being attacked. particularly if i think. if she was chinese, i think. hang a minute here. you're hang on a minute here. you're bloomin spy. but. >> you be tempted >> but would you be tempted to see could see how far you could go? >> oh, would the >> oh, i would complete the sexual then just tell sexual act and then just tell them whatever they wanted to know. >> and in spring, a bearded sir, you're not getting any secrets. well, this is it. >> is. that's what's so >> but this is. that's what's so funny this article, by the funny in this article, by the way. this isn't a story at all. this like happened two this is like it's happened two times last ten years, times over the last ten years, but just happens to tie in to but it just happens to tie in to recent tories recent stories about the tories being actually tories, being or actually not tories, but spear but everybody being spear trapped it is. but trapped or whatever it is. but what's funny is in france it just didn't work. they tried all this and it didn't work and they were like they they were like, we're going you and we're going to blackmail you and tell tell your tell their wives, tell your wives, and they're like, yeah,

my i'm having my wife knows i'm having an affair. right they were just totally affair. right they were just loli ity affair. right they were just lot it doesn't work in britain >> it doesn't work in britain ehhen >> it doesn't work in britain either, we're either, because we're too awkward actually a awkward to actually engage in a conversation woman . conversation with a woman. >> well, that's thing. so as >> well, that's the thing. so as paul yeah, you've >> well, that's the thing. so as pauto yeah, you've >> well, that's the thing. so as pauto be yeah, you've >> well, that's the thing. so as pauto be susplclousih, you've >> well, that's the thing. so as pauto be suspicious , , you've >> well, that's the thing. so as pauto be suspicious , butu've >> well, that's the thing. so as pauto be suspicious , but this got to be suspicious, but this is good time join is really a good time to join the intelligence and the intelligence services. and hopefully the intelligence services. and hoplucky. well, yeah. get lucky. well, yeah. >> i mean, do you think >> paul, i mean, do you think this is to help the this is going to help the intelligence services the uk recruit? >> yeah. young attractive >> yeah. young and attractive women. it's, to obviously, but it's attract of course it's going to attract of course it's going to attract of course it's going to attract of course it's going to attract men. if this is what if this is what they do to get tell me some secrets. >> right. this is real life >> right. this is like real life james bond. >> brilliant. many >> brilliant. tell me as many secrets like. me in a secrets as you like. put me in a bar lots of attractive bar with lots of attractive women see what women and let's see what happens. if i well, happens. and if i fail, well, you know . you never know. >> do think a lot of men >> do you think a lot of men will cheeky? think a will be cheeky? do you think a lot will changing lot of men will be changing their say their tinder profiles to say i work m15? work for m15? >> . do you think? but they >> yeah. do you think? but they does say like, oh, we've been trained with this or to trained to deal with this or to expect but problem is expect this, but the problem is that there are business leaders who some training if who might need some training if there are any business leaders watching i would just watching this show, i would just like to say is my two like to say this is my two second how to do it if

second lesson how to do it if you're and bald and fit you're fat and bald and a fit young woman up to you and young woman comes up to you and wants have with for wants to have sex with you for no reason, it. she might be a no reason, do it. she might be a spy. just. all i'm spy. that's just. that's all i'm saying. it. saying. just. but still do it. yeah. be suspicious . be suspicious. >> morrison. the mouth. josh, what the guardian leading with? >> josh, they're going with end cruel of carers. cruel prosecutor of carers. sunak urged this is this is a disturbing story because, the carers have sort of been, some of them even convicted, but have been hounded for a few thousand pounds for literally going over a of a week , and a couple of pounds a week, and this is the carers allowance for the allowance. yeah and the carers allowance. yeah and it's ridiculous that, as it's it's ridiculous in that, as it's pointed out here, carers, unpaid carers save the economy £160 billion a year. well let's assuming we'd pay them. well, well no i mean yeah . so the it's well no i mean yeah. so the it's not like these people are living it up. yeah. you know they have very stressful , very, very tough lives. >> and some of the amounts are as low as apparently one man was

convicted for £0.30 a week. yeah which is just, you know, whereas whereas of course billions are going are being lost in the trying to get our taxes by the ficher trying to get our taxes by the richer company or by, by companies, by rich individuals. >> so the idea of just going after these easy targets, i don't know why they would do so. i mean, it's just this kind of whether it's the inhumanity of just people filling in forms or whether it's a boost their numbers. >> i it's a it's a >> i think it's a it's a process. when they see that process. and when they see that there's discrepancy there's a discrepancy in the amount, automatically amount, then it automatically triggers process. triggers the process. but it does that, this does seem that, you know, this process be applied a bit process could be applied a bit more judiciously. paul. >> course could. and it's >> of course it could. and it's you it's what it's what you know, it's what it's what big about, big governments are all about, isn't understanding isn't it. not understanding what's the sharp isn't it. not understanding wha of the sharp isn't it. not understanding wha of things. the sharp isn't it. not understanding wha of things. and the sharp isn't it. not understanding wha of things. and we re sharp isn't it. not understanding wha of things. and we should) isn't it. not understanding wha of things. and we should be end of things. and we should be measured nation by the way measured as a nation by the way we our most vulnerable we treat our most vulnerable and most misfortunate in our society. and time and time again, particularly with carers, they are they're undermined, undervalued and vilified in some cases. and of course, you know ,

cases. and of course, you know, you could be on one side of the argument which says, well, you know, there are rules to them. argument which says, well, you knovthere'e are rules to them. argument which says, well, you knovthere'e arpoliciesto them. argument which says, well, you knovthere'e arpoliciesto th we and there are policies and we should in should have certain things in place. stealing place. and they're stealing money. there's the money. and then there's the right the argument, right side of the argument, which guys which is, look, these guys are looking no , no looking after people for no, no money whatsoever. >> a little bit of money, 30 per week. >> i mean, that's what i get. >> i mean, that's what i get. >> well, no, that was the discrepancy. but yeah, there is a yeah. a carer's allowance. yeah. no, there's not cover. not that bitter as a taxpayer. no of course, but i always think that something like, you know, i could turn blind to could turn a blind eye to something like quite happily. >> yeah. if i was in >> yeah, yeah. if i was in charge a department charge of a department like this, is this, i'd be like, how much is that? we've overpaid him by this, i'd be like, how much is that grand./e've overpaid him by this, i'd be like, how much is that grand./e've cdon'tid him by this, i'd be like, how much is that grand./e've cdon't worryi by five grand. yeah, don't worry about it. >> if you're a jury, you >> if you're on a jury, you wouldn't yeah, send >> if you're on a jury, you wou man. yeah, send >> if you're on a jury, you wou man. this ah, send >> if you're on a jury, you wou man. this man.�*nd this man. send this man. >> be some bad eggs >> of course. be some bad eggs within taken within the mix who have taken advantage of the like advantage of the system like a post yeah. and, you post office boss, yeah. and, you know, they're still all know, i think they're still all guilty, honest . guilty, to be honest. >> quickly >> anyway, let's just quickly squeeze in this one, paul, it's the sun nightmare . the sun nightmare. >> gordon. sorry any word that was in the headline? gordon's posh eatery invaded by

squatters. his hey, posh eatery. this is a pub that he owns. it's worth million. and the worth £13 million. and the author story, the author of this story, the journalist , author of this story, the journalist, has written it in a way that makes me think he thinks should care. i don't thinks i should care. i don't care got squatters care whether he's got squatters in his £13 million pub. why would i care? i mean , of course would i care? i mean, of course it's a bit of a pain if it was my million pub, but this is it's a bit of a pain if it was mman million pub, but this is it's a bit of a pain if it was mman who's)n pub, but this is it's a bit of a pain if it was mman who's made, but this is it's a bit of a pain if it was mman who's made hist this is it's a bit of a pain if it was mman who's made his money. a man who's made his money. >> if having a pint in there. >> f- e" e“ >> yeah, exactly. you don't want patrons. there are people who go in day and drink in and stay all day and drink been in and stay all day and drink beer. are actual beer. these are actual squatters. mean, make squatters. i mean, if you make your out knock your living out of knock knocking and knocking up a bit of grub and swearing yeah, i swearing at people. yeah, i don't you've got don't care if you've got a little of problem with your life. >> okay, life. » okay, >> okay, well that's it for the front coming up, iran front pages. but coming up, iran gears war, sexual gears up for war, sexual harassment the nhs sexual harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapment intelligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich intelligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich we intelligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich we just ligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich we just justice covered. >> we wouldn't happen in a couple

i >> -- >> if she was. >> if she was. >> welcome back to headliners i'm leo kearse. i'm still here with josh howie and paul cox the guardian now with the latest on the post office scandal a post office boss is in trouble for his comments. although maybe something was lost in the delivery. >> very nice ex post office >> josh very nice ex post office box. yeah. he wrote of subies with hand in the till inquiry. here's this is a 2009, email is alan cooke and, yes. and he says that he's incredibly ashamed and it will haunt him forever. of course, not as much as the people whose families have been absolutely destroyed, this

continues , this the inquiry, and continues, this the inquiry, and it's the i think they're looking for this kind of smoking gun. and the one person who is the evil villain behind it all. and i think you've just got a lot of little villains making these assumptions, was assumptions, whether this was the of the rot and him the beginning of the rot and him just kind of going, oh, yeah, it's probably just a bunch of people stealing then people stealing it and then people stealing it and then people lead people taking that lead and pushing. but mean, that's pushing. but but i mean, that's some of wild some pretty sort of wild speculation from his point speculation from his, his point of view. >> it seems to be that there was, this a test. there was was, this was a test. there was a case. there from his a test case. there was, from his point view, proved that the point of view, proved that the it wasn't at fault . so he it system wasn't at fault. so he was under the belief that this it system was robust . and also, it system was robust. and also, it system was robust. and also, i mean, one of the individuals pleaded guilty. so this is who he's talking about. and it's like, why would you plead guilty to haven't done? to something you haven't done? i mean, not a legal expert, mean, i'm not a legal expert, but that seems like a bad idea for attention because their parents didn't like them. >> was convinced, >> well, she was convinced, obviously, by lawyers that, oh,

sorry. that's probably right. >> yeah. i never trust a lawyer. >> yeah. i never trust a lawyer. >> given we >> okay. well, no, given all we know, quite unfortunate, know, this is quite unfortunate, though mean, i though, isn't it? i mean, i always a slight issue, with always have a slight issue, with going back and, this kind of retrograde approach where we go look at these email from 2009. i would hate my emails from 2009 to be exposed. i have no idea what i said. we should say whatever it took to make sure i got paid at the end of the month. and it human nature. month. and it is human nature. let's forget for us to be let's not forget for us to be suspicious humans, suspicious of other humans, particularly given when there's money involved. so whilst there is a very sort of caring narrative to this which we all agree with, that that people were extremely badly treated and it ruined lives and some people weren't exonerated before they died . there is also a human died. there is also a human nature to this. and a flip side to this, where there were people that, you know, there were information given from fujitsu that impression that gave the impression that their that gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that, that gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that, youat gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that, you know,e the impression that, you know, the impression that, you know, the system probably wasn't at fault. and because they were saving their own bacon, human

nature again, and it's at play and we seem to in this world of social media where you got social media where you just got to everything 140 to keep everything to 140 characters, unless pay for characters, unless you pay for a premium blue tick, premium and get a blue tick, then very easy to point then you it's very easy to point then you it's very easy to point the finger and just be too concise about things. yeah, i mean, do you think this guy's been made into a bit of a scapegoat, is goat that scapegoat, which is a goat that the to all escape the romans used to all escape on, the romans used to all escape 0“, l the romans used to all escape on, , i, i think, no, like on, yeah, i, i think, no, like i said , i think that he's one of said, i think that he's one of not a scapegoat at all. i think he is part of the problem. and i think there is obviously a wider problem as well, which is this faith technology, faith in technology, the infallibility of it and it and this kind of also a, disdain for his workers. he's sort of saying that he's unaware that any of these prosecutions are going ahead. he's the boss. yeah. like to sort of turn around and go, oh, i didn't know any of this was happening. >> yeah, i don't believe that for a moment. >> no, that's you're >> no, no, that's what you're getting >> no, no, that's what you're get yeah. well on. >> yeah. yeah. well moving on. we've guardian now with we've got the guardian now with good for the left wing good news for the left wing progressives the progressives who read the guardian . iran progressives who read the guardian. iran might wipe out israel install islamic

israel and install an islamic theocracy. they're going to theocracy. pol they're going to love that. yeah. theocracy. pol they're going to lowfingers(eah. theocracy. pol they're going to lowfingers crossed us. warns >> fingers crossed us. warns threat of significant iranian attack israel remains viable. attack on israel remains viable. so two us officials also reportedly say a missile and drone attack could be launched as early as friday evening, which is now, as we speak. as early as friday evening, which is now, as we speak . and which is now, as we speak. and that's a worry. irrespective of the propaganda war, and there is a huge propaganda war as, as, josh will attest to. i don't know what you're talking about, with regards to, with regards to israel and palestine, this is the escalation i think we all fear, because if it kicks off in the middle east and iran are the perpetrators , is israel are perpetrators, is israel are isolated no matter what you've been told about israel, they will be isolated in the middle east, which means that we in the west, as israel supporters, are duty bound to support israel. and that means attacking iran and the west. attacking iran is and the west. attacking iran is a huge escalation. yeah, we haven't got there yet . israel haven't got there yet. israel haven't got there yet. israel have attacked people. now this is this is all for tat. let's

not forget this. this is a result of other things. i'm sure josh will get to this in a minute, but any escalation, any attack of israel , particularly attack of israel, particularly from iran, is a big step forward into the unknown , i think, john. yeah. >> i mean, iran has already admitted to sort of basically funding hamas. >> yeah. the letter came out today showing that they paid 200 million towards funding million towards the funding of the attack , and they provided the attack, and they provided logistical help and training. so so, yeah. israel then, basically blew up the a couple of their generals . yeah. who were in generals. yeah. who were in syria. in syria. yeah. so this is going to be the retaliation for that. so as you say. but but, i'm, i don't know if it's going to america is basically said we're going to step in if anything kicks off. right. so it's whether tehran really wants a war with america as well as israel . israel. >> this is like a dad watching two kids fight, and it's like, if it gets too rough, i'm going to step in. >> well, also like they've got

missiles and they've got technology, have technology, what they don't have is a particularly army. is a particularly great army. the the best the idf is arguably the best regional army. yeah. also in terms of isolation , the iran is, terms of isolation, the iran is, you know, is against saudi arabia. yeah. and so actually there's a sort of tacit kind of agreement. >> and a lot of the countries in the middle east that, you know, maybe 40 years ago would have the middle east that, you know, maybewantingrs ago would have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to ago would have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to join nould have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to join the .d have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to join the fightfe been, wanting to join the fight against israel, actually against israel, are actually now, or just for, now, economically, or just for, for reasons of diplomacy, you know, not wanting to get involved and really wanting this to simmer down. but it is it is scary. >> and i think it's most scary, of course, for the people living in israel, because people forget that tiny, tiny sliver of that it's a tiny, tiny sliver of land the size of kind of wales. yeah. and so and they are very close to each other. it's in that way. yeah, so , so any that way. yeah, so, so any missiles can slip through. israel is being bombarded still from gaza. it's got hezbollah up in the north sending missiles oven in the north sending missiles over. there are people i know

who are just, living their lives under this kind of constant running to bomb shelters and stuff that never gets reported in the press. yeah, and i think obviously are going to be obviously people are going to be very scared this evening. >> yeah, well, let's hope it all comes down. we've got the independent now a story comes down. we've got the indepesexualnow a story comes down. we've got the indepesexual harassment ;tory about sexual harassment in the nhs . it about sexual harassment in the nhs. it really is bad. i saw a documentary about it called carry nursing . josh. carry on nursing. josh. >> i was thinking maybe they should woke version >> i was thinking maybe they should on woke version >> i was thinking maybe they should on marching..e version >> i was thinking maybe they should on marching. that sion >> i was thinking maybe they should on marching. that carry on. >> yeah. it's called 24 hours in a&e. >> is that right ? okay. do they. >> is that right? okay. do they. does anyone get their boobs up? >> occasionally. but it's usually it's usually for an official medical treatment. like i will give it to me. yeah. >> maybe i'll check it out, so nhs bosses. yeah. boss calls for sexual harassment to be stamped out as a health service faces . out as a health service faces. me too. movement. so this is very 2012. i thought that we'd sort of done the metoo movement. i thought that we'd all kind of come together as a society and 90, come together as a society and go, you what sexual assault go, you know what sexual assault against is, is bad. against women is, is bad. >> found out in the

>> nobody found out in the pubuc >> nobody found out in the public sector, i guess not, when you're reading the article, a lot of it is unclear as to where this is coming from, is this the pubuc this is coming from, is this the public this from sort of public or is this from sort of fellow nhs workers? it seems like it's majority from the pubuc like it's majority from the public when they talk about, it seems like there's1 in 26 seems like there's 1 in 26 reporting sexual harassment from a work colleague , but it's1 reporting sexual harassment from a work colleague , but it's 1 in a work colleague, but it's 1 in 8, from general public. so there's an issue there. >> what in it from workers, 1 in 8 workers, 58,000 reported experiencing unwanted sexual behaviour last year. >> yeah, yeah, but but it's1 behaviour last year. >> yeah, yeah, but but it's 1 in 26 reporting it coming from other workers. >> oh so it's coming from members of the public. >> that's what's not that's not really. right. so there's a few examples that are very examples here that are very disturbing, are involving disturbing, and are involving co—workers. but it does seem like the majority of the stuff actually is coming from the general public. and i don't know how you deal with that . how you deal with that. >> so, paul, we've just got a degenerate british public, which we knew anyway. >> i mean, that's that's we top

the league table on that sort of stuff. so we're number one, putting aside the disturbing statistic, whether it's 1 in 8, which is 12.5, by the way , of which is 12.5, by the way, of all of their workforce, or 1 in 26. yeah, i'm not bad at maths, actually. steve and alan calm down. honestly. that's that's it. that's actually a calculator. but and i hate to do this. i hate to be that guy, leo, but it's not the finding here. what sexual harassment is. and that's what makes it a statistic like this. you know, when you massage me earlier. yeah, that was it was a little bit weird. we did ask. i mean, you didn't ask me to be naked, but i just assumed i. i'm not taking anything away from this. and what saying, is and that's what i'm saying, is the statistic. we the disturbing statistic. but we have understand the have to understand what the definition is , definition definition is, because can really because it's then you can really see extent. and the see the true extent. and the trouble with saying everything is sexual harassment is the actual sexual harassment can often get mixed not often get mixed missed, not mixed , gets mixed in. but it's mixed, gets mixed in. but it's very disturbing . especially what very disturbing. especially what josh is saying that there are a

member of the public going and probably places a&e member of the public going and probbeing places a&e member of the public going and probbeing extremely a&e and being extremely inappropriate at. yeah. >> and is it the fault of the goons that they wear because , goons that they wear because, you know, you're bumping sticks out the back. they shouldn't. >> you should. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, you should. i victim blaming i mean you're victim blaming now are saying that if you're in are you saying that if you're in a&e, if the patients to a&e, if the patients had to wear, you the scuba diving wear, you know, the scuba diving suits in neoprene, suits encased in neoprene, there'd be a lot less chance for something if you were aroused in a&e. lots problems a&e. you've got lots of problems and asked to leave . and should be asked to leave. and as anyone been aroused in a&e, may be the reason you're a&e, it may be the reason you're in a&e in the first place, moving on, we've got the mail now and teenagers are choking each sadly each other with sadly predictable consequences. josh? >> disturbing rise in >> yeah, disturbing rise in teenage boys, the mining, rough sex and choking girls as young as 12. this is a, study in america. they interviewed 5000 women, and it found that 40% of when they were 12 to 17 had been choked during sexual activity,

and. yeah. well, 12 to 17. >> yeah, but they shouldn't be having sex. no, no, of course not. >> but but yeah, but that's what it is. and a few years ago it was 25. now it's gone up to 40. yeah. this is the prevalence of that that activity in pornography . children are pornography. children are watching it, younger and younger. the average age is 12 because when i, when i log on to, to watch it, it pops up the little box and it says, are you 18 or over? >> yeah. and you can't get through unless you unless through unless you say unless you're 18 and you say, yes. you're over 18 and you say, yes. >> yeah, real point. it's >> yeah, it's a real point. it's a tricky one. i think the most telling part of this as well is also this, this person said they did a q&a in 2020 and they said a 16 year old girl came aft afterwards and said, how come all boys want choke you? and all boys want to choke you? and then old came to a then a 15 year old came up to a boy, came to her later and boy, came up to her later and said, why do all girls to said, why do all girls want to be choked? think there is be choked? so i think there is an miscommunication . or an obvious miscommunication. or boys watching porn and young women watching porn, and it's stuff . there's also songs stuff. there's also songs and various popular stuff. there's also songs and

various and popular stuff. there's also songs and various and tiktokopular stuff. there's also songs and various and tiktok and ar stuff. there's also songs and various and tiktok and having culture and tiktok and having this idea because boys, you got to remember, are idiots. this idea because boys, you got to remember, are idiots . and to remember, are idiots. and they actually just they just they actually just want good. and you can want to do good. and you can totally see that. they think, oh, this is normal. this. i'm just trying to be a man here. and they've got the wrong end of the stick. and this is literally, literally. yeah. and this is what do you what do you make of this do you think. well he's the prevalence of pornography and it's because it's now it. it's it's on devices now is it. it's freely available anyone with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone'ailable anyone with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone .ilable anyone with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone . yeah. anyone with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone . yeah. we anyone with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone . yeah. we all)ne with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone . yeah. we all had with it's on devices now is it. it's frphone . yeah. we all had to1 a phone. yeah. we all had to forage in the woods for scraps . forage in the woods for scraps. yeah. then there was no choking involved in that. >> the worst closest we got >> the worst the closest we got to was, you've been tangled to this was, you've been tangled where slapped somebody where you just slapped somebody in the head, and i. in the side of the head, and i. >> i i don't think within >> i mean, i don't think within the story. does say the idea the story. it does say the idea of part sexual of choking as part of a sexual act has been since the act has been around since the 16005. act has been around since the 1600s. sure exactly how 1600s. i'm not sure exactly how they , whether it they know that, whether it was in, shakespeare whatever . i in, shakespeare or whatever. i don't remember that. but, to choke or not to choke . yeah, choke or not to choke. yeah, thatis choke or not to choke. yeah, that is that is the question. >> okay. well, that's it for part two. but coming up, we've got sailors who can't swim.

germans who can't drive. and politeness is illegal. see, politeness is now illegal. see, you

welcome back to headliners the telegraph . now, with the telegraph. now, with the worrying news that basic politeness is criminalised by equality laws. paul, about on two offering a chair to an older worker colleague . worker colleague. >> older work colleague could break equality laws . and i'd

break equality laws. and i'd like to say at this point i would never offer a chair to louis schaefer , being given an louis schaefer, being given an opportunity to round the face. hahahahahahahahaha. yeah. louis. being given an opportunity to sit while younger staff stand may amount to age discrimination. and this is because of a tribunal . now, the because of a tribunal. now, the ruling came, in the case of a 66 year old, at a recycling plant. he was an operative, and he brought it because he was asked if he'd like to take a seat by a younger member of staff, and he took umbrage to this, he took umbrage to this, and he sued it's been proven sued them. it's been proven that, he there was no malice involved. but it has also been said that it was unwanted conduct, which really does leave the door open . yeah. and, you the door open. yeah. and, you know, i'd sack i'd sack the person just for bringing that lawsuit . lawsuit. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and i just couldn't honestly, that someone like that does not deserve to be in. i think that point was they were sacked. and the they did the the reason why they did the lawsuit, the transcript, lawsuit, reading the transcript,

reading, reading what actually happenedis reading, reading what actually happened is so wimereux, happened is so idris wimereux, the him if he the manager, asked him if he wanted a chair when he hadn't asked for one. >> that just sounds like sort of bafic >> that just sounds like sort of basic politeness. mr basic politeness. and so mr rowe, was the rowe, who was was the complainant, replied that he did not want one. and mr beaumont didn't give reason for the didn't give a reason for the offer, was offer, although there was nothing or rude about nothing unpleasant or rude about the he asked question. the way he asked the question. i mean, that's somebody being nice. >> well, it's more than that because he'd had surgery , because the he'd had surgery, right? so he had health issues. he moving to he was moving to a new department, this guy had department, but this guy had this of conspiracy this kind of conspiracy theory idea it was valid or idea whether it was valid or not, that they were trying to get people to retire by 66. and he was 66. and so they were kind of trying they did, then they sort said that he'd left, sort of said that he'd left, like, and they kind of fired him basically because he was off sick. i was like, i don't know, whatever. take all of that back. but the point is , you should but the point is, you should have been a flyer. >> i can imagine you seeing this in court, but, but yeah , this is ridiculous. >> and it is slightly scary that they're saying that to offer

someone, an elderly person a chair would be to treat them disadvantaged . disadvantaged. >> yeah, when it's giving them an advantage. >> let's not forget that we've created an environment where created an environment now where this can do that. this guy thinks he can do that. yeah so he can because of yeah so he can sue because of that. taking advantage like that. he's taking advantage like josh rightly points out, this is a kind of , sees a guy that's kind of, sees himself as a victim in this situation and has taken this avenue . avenue. >> so we've opened the door to vexatious accusations. you vexatious accusations. can you imagine that in scotland? >> my god, it's all the >> oh, my god, it's all the police deal the police will deal with the independent navy independent now. and royal navy recruits will no longer have to be able to swim. seems a bit daft, but on the plus side, i guess they'll work extra hard to make sure the ship sink. paul >> well, a navy recruit is no longer to swim in longer required to swim in desperate bid to boost applications . now, desperate bid to boost applications. now, this is because this is largely because now, course , people don't now, of course, people don't want to join the armed forces. they to the they don't want to join the armed forces no one's armed forces because no one's really up any more really been, brought up any more in an environment where they think that's a valid option. you know requires certain

know, it requires a certain level or level of patriotism or patriotism illegal. patriotism is illegal. >> now, that's like offering somebody chair. somebody a chair. >> mean, i'm not too >> exactly. i mean, i'm not too sure, though, that swimming is that much of a big deal in the navy, if you're 1500 navy, because if you're 1500 miles unless you've navy, because if you're 1500 miliyour unless you've navy, because if you're 1500 miliyour1500 unless you've navy, because if you're 1500 miliyour1500 miles.ess you've navy, because if you're 1500 miliyour1500 miles tos you've navy, because if you're 1500 miliyour1500 miles to be)u've navy, because if you're 1500 miliyour1500 miles to be really got your 1500 miles to be really good at yeah. yeah, good at swimming. yeah. yeah, exactly. and very good to swim for a bit until somebody picks you if can swim that you up. if you can swim that far, don't join. join far, don't join. now. don't join the i starting up an the navy. i say starting up an olympic can't drive olympic sport, they can't drive boats either. most of these people, you know. i mean, where do you. where do you draw the line? i they don't call line? i know they don't call them boats. i know they don't call driving to call it driving it. i'd like to apologise to everybody in portsmouth the portsmouth but it to me it the only problem that could be seen with that you they're with this is that you they're saying they will train them saying that they will train them when onboarded. when they're onboarded. therefore at the taxpayer therefore it's at the taxpayer expense. so within this article, within the independent article, they're saying people that are commenting on it are saying, well, don't just learn well, why don't they just learn to they join and to swim before they join and make it? >> josh, em“ enn— >> i mean, josh, do you think we can just give them water wings? >> i mean, josh, do you think we canyeah,]ive them water wings? >> i mean, josh, do you think we canyeah, thatthem water wings? >> i mean, josh, do you think we canyeah, that would 'ater wings? >> i mean, josh, do you think we canyeah, that would 'ater imassive >> yeah, that would be a massive help. just woggle. but but help. just a woggle. but but maybe speaks to the

maybe this also speaks to the fact there is. sorry, i fact that there is. i'm sorry, i don't get all boring don't want to get all boring here, less here, but there are less resources in the resources out there in the pubuc resources out there in the public schools closing public space. schools closing down their swimming pools, closing swimming closing down schools of swimming pools. some of them used pools. well, some of them used to believe it or not, and they had to swimmers. will be had access to swimmers. will be able swimming able to use swimming pool. i believe you. there's a river they back the. you know, they pulled back the. you know, you used to get more swimming days, less people know how to days, so less people know how to swim. that's swim. so. but yeah, that's a good they're not good point that they're not actually saying that when you're in you don't how in the navy, you don't know how have to know swim. have to know how to swim. they're just that you they're just saying that you would didn't know, would learn if you didn't know, you would learn on the training. yeah. which the yeah. right. which and but the thing is also makes this whole story saying story moot is they're saying they're recruit they're doing that to recruit more was an more people because it was an historical they say, historical low. then they say, oh, way, applications are oh, by the way, applications are at year high. then at an eight year high. so then i don't understand need was. >> that's because the people who can't swim have all signed up. we're got the we're moving on. we've got the mail rspca have mail now and the rspca have released video telling people released a video telling people not kill animals. and not to kill animals. and some donors furious that they do donors are furious that they do not know what the rspca does. paul not know what the rspca does. paul. well it's a good question. >> i don't think they do. rspca is widely rebrand as charity

infuriates farmers and slams brits killing snails . how donors brits killing snails. how donors stopped giving after years of ludicrous rescues, which have seen seagulls saved and mountain goats rescued from mountains , goats rescued from mountains, look, this this is all about this story is really about woke. okay. a lot like the same appues okay. a lot like the same applies to the national trust and a lot of things like that. and the thing about is you and the thing about woke is you can like, you know, news can easily like, you know, news stump, seem to new stump. stump, they seem to new stump. when it first came out. do you remember new stump. was remember new stump. it was something were something on facebook. they were funny. they decided funny. and then they decided that be on side that they they'd be on the side of injustice and they got of social injustice and they got a message. they say a message. and now they say things and now things like, you know, and now they you the definition of they give you the definition of woke t shirt, like woke on a mug or a t shirt, like you're out. woke on a mug or a t shirt, like you'iif out. woke on a mug or a t shirt, like you'iif you've out. woke on a mug or a t shirt, like you'iif you've got out. woke on a mug or a t shirt, like you'iif you've got that out. woke on a mug or a t shirt, like you'iif you've got that on,out. like if you've got that on, i don't care if you're woke, you're not cool. some people, it's not that they'd be, you'd you're not cool. some people, it's that'dat they'd be, you'd you're not cool. some people, it's that'd be hey'd be, you'd you're not cool. some people, it's that'd be a y'd be, you'd you're not cool. some people, it's that'd be a red be, you'd you're not cool. some people, it's that'd be a red flag.)u'd be. that'd be a red flag. you just get. you'd be a just get. you are you'd be a date rapist. >> to want to be bullied >> want to be want to be bullied at school. >> but my point is these people aren't against injustice.

they're supercilious. aren't against injustice. they're doesn't supercilious. aren't against injustice. they're doesn't seem rcilious. aren't against injustice. they're doesn't seem we're s. aren't against injustice. they're doesn't seem we're sure >> this doesn't seem we're sure we're the scenes we're showing some of the scenes from the now and this from the video now and this doesn't this just doesn't seem woke. this just seems like the rspca stands for preventing cruelty animals . preventing cruelty to animals. so they're showing some animals and cruel situations that they're mean , these are they're in. i mean, these are chickens aren't having a chickens that aren't having a great because they're in a great time, because they're in a farm then they're going to farm and then they're going to end mad later. so end up in mad dinner later. so i mean, this this seems fair enough, it's the traditional enough, but it's the traditional idea rspca . idea of the rspca. >> lot of people think >> i think a lot of people think of as basically of it as like basically preventing dogs and preventing cruelty for dogs and cats. for nets. cats. oh for nets. >> so the animals. >> oh, so the nice animals. >> oh, so the nice animals. >> the gerbils the bottom. >> gerbils understand that's an urban myth, by the way. there's >> gerbils understand that's an urtwaynyth, by the way. there's >> gerbils understand that's an urtway you'd)y the way. there's >> gerbils understand that's an urtway you'd put1e way. there's >> gerbils understand that's an urtway you'd put a way. there's >> gerbils understand that's an urtway you'd put a gerbil here's >> gerbils understand that's an urtway you'd put a gerbil up e's no way you'd put a gerbil up your up your well talk. no they're you're right. >> there's no way you should. >> there's no way you should. >> they literally shred you from the inside of the alien. yeah. >> you're not gonna tell the tale , eric, are you? you tale, eric, are you? are you a member the rspca . member of the rspca. >> see, it is. there are other marsupials i can recommend . marsupials i can recommend. >> okay, good to know, but there's another issue here raised that it turns out that the rspca , they've received, 3.5

the rspca, they've received, 3.5 million from, the lottery, and they've spent 75% or 74% of that money goes on administration and expenses. right and then you have what money they are spending saving animals, being £1,000 some, seagull £1,000 to save some, seagull from a roof. and then they save the seagull and then the seagull just flew off. so it's like , just flew off. so it's like, what are you doing here? yeah. >> well, that's it can only fly because it got down off that roof. this is scared of heights. >> rebrand. this is the >> it's a rebrand. this is the first they've been first time they've been rebranded 1970s. rebranded since the 1970s. they've rebrand . they've done this rebrand. they've done this rebrand. they've this firm they've brought in this firm that of gone, hey, that have kind of gone, hey, let's other let's bring in all these other animals this is animals and whatnot. and this is the . stick to cats, dogs, gerbils. >> yeah. the animals that people like, not seagulls. everybody hates seagulls. moving we've hates seagulls. moving on. we've got now with a ban got the telegraph now with a ban on the auto ban. >> josh, i german transport >> josh, i know german transport minister warns weekend minister warns of weekend driving yes, that driving ban and saying yes, that they would. one of the things might have to be a speed limit on nation's autobahns, which on the nation's autobahns, which that's about that's the best thing about germany. of that's the best thing about gericultural of

that's the best thing about gericultural accomplishment, is big cultural accomplishment, is you can drive as fast as you like. yeah but to meet the net zero targets, saying that zero targets, he's saying that it's basically going to be impossible unless they change the law to make, the driving , the law to make, the driving, put that outside of the rest of it. and as long as germany as a whole meets its targets, then they can still should be able to drive. but the greens saying no. >> so they're going to ban driving at the weekend just to meet some spurious net zero law. this sounds like communism. >> you absolutely hit nail >> you absolutely hit the nail on the head from my perspective. i because other i mean, because the other solution, to scrap i mean, because the other sollarbitrary to scrap i mean, because the other sollarbitrary zero to scrap i mean, because the other sollarbitrary zero targetsp i mean, because the other solthatitrary zero targetsp i mean, because the other solthat your zero targetsp i mean, because the other solthat your peopleo targetsp i mean, because the other solthat your people can'getspat so that your people can drive at the weekend. i mean, can you imagine this situation if we'd written this satirically ten years ago, this would have been a lovely sitcom about how the germans stopped people driving at the weekend order to meet at the weekend in order to meet some target . now, some ridiculous target. now, this is pure reality. yeah, and people are definitely concerned about meeting this target. and we'll do almost anything to make

sure that we do. and i'm not sure that we do. and i'm not sure that we do. and i'm not sure that it is worth the effort. i'm not saying that we should. i'm not saying we should neglect the planet. this is the problem this. whole problem with this. this whole thing if you say that thing is that if you say that you should change the target in some saying, well, some way, they're saying, well, you die. you just want everyone to die. of but we've of course we don't. but we've got here whilst we're got to live here whilst we're saving and saving the planet, and particularly because saving the planet, and parti germany because saving the planet, and parti germany obviously because saving the planet, and parti germany obviously was ause east germany obviously was actually communist. >> rules they had >> and one of the rules they had under . have you wanted to under that. have you wanted to buy own use buy a car for your own use a personal car ? you had to wait personal car? you had to wait years and years. it was a terrible car. it was a trabant and then you were put on a list as somebody you know, as somebody who, you know, basically wanted to choose their own taking the own route instead of taking the pubuc own route instead of taking the public transport. that was the government where government telling you where you could . and that you could go. and that made you a dangerous person, potential dissident. you know, this, dissident. so you know, this, this, this has the stasi, the fingerprints stasi all fingerprints of the stasi all over it. and the fingerprints of the stasi are basically all over , zero policy. and the 15 , net zero policy. and the 15 minute cities and all that kind of stuff. we're slowly we're slowly creeping into really rubbish version east german

rubbish version of east german communist, anyway, that's it for part three. but stay with us for the final section with fake disabled people at disneyland , disabled people at disneyland, angry monkeys and something unusualin angry monkeys and something unusual in uranus. angry monkeys and something unusual in uranus . you won't unusual in uranus. you won't want to miss

welcome back to headliners. we've got the metro now. and scientists have found something unusualin scientists have found something unusual in uranus. josh could you pull it out and show us? >> yeah, it's a journal. you pull it out and show us? >> yeah, it's a journal . you. >> yeah, it's a journal. you. uranus has something unexpected deep inside it. the whole purpose of this story was to do that headline, and now we'll move to on the. >> there's a story like this. there is a uranus every week just so they can do that headline. >> all it is, basically boffins. no it's actually it's a scientists have from looking at voyager went past it and essentially when the when the solar system was being formed, gaseous planets were kind of

being created, sucked in matter and that matter, some of it then reacted to this methane to create, methane, a bit like like a sort of not not even like a solid, like a sort of spongy thing and water. so what? basically, uranus is methane and water. i know that, and we are going to go and we're going to going to go and we're going to go there, and i imagine we're going to plunder it. right? because we need those things. we're going to plunder uranus. yeah you did my yeah i can't believe you did my joke . all of that set up and joke. all of that set up and i couldn't even get the punchline. i'm sorry. right. >> we've done that joke. >> we've done that joke. >> i'm sorry. >> i'm sorry. >> we've done that joke about 15 times in that story. moving on. we've got the telegraph with bad news shaves their news for anyone who shaves their kids heads to skip the queue at disneyland. >> good grief . disneyland clamps disneyland. >> g(on grief . disneyland clamps disneyland. >> g(on visitors)isneyland clamps disneyland. >> g(on visitors who yland clamps disneyland. >> g(on visitors who pretend amps disneyland. >> g(on visitors who pretend tops down on visitors who pretend to be disabled to jump queues. disneyland has announced it is overhauling its rules because visitors are abusing the system by pretending to be disabled in

order to skip the lengthy queues. >> this is a plot line in the office. >> it absolutely was. and of course, you know, with 99% of disabilities being invisible, this is a very difficult job, isn't it? >> yeah, but surely the invisible don't. invisible ones probably don't. you , need to queue jump. you know, need to queue jump. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> don't need a >> you don't need a queue jump if it's an invisible, if you feel sad, might want to get feel sad, you might want to get to the front. >> it has. it's >> yeah, but it has. it's tripled in the last five years. the they do the accused. so they had to do something. people obviously were abusing the system. but then at the had mental the same time you've had mental health tripling health issues also tripling dunng health issues also tripling during that time and people. and because it's not what we would traditionally think of as disabled and wheelchairs disabled people and wheelchairs and whatnot who can't queue up, who, need a bit of help. and who, who need a bit of help. and also when this is their family time out. yeah, but you got people who are sort of saying, oh, they have mental issues that they can't handle in they can't handle being in a queue hour a half . queue for an hour and a half. we'll try queue out of five kids. yeah, for an hour. how do you think you're going to cope with coaster if you with a roller coaster if you don't queue? don't like the queue? >> goes >> the roller coaster goes upside basically upside down and it's basically a queue out of.

queue that you can't get out of. i did thought park this week actually. fun? i did thought park this week act|do.y. fun? i did thought park this week act|do.y. know,jn? i did thought park this week act|do.y. know, i|? i did thought park this week act|do.y. know, i went on all of >> do you know, i went on all of the scary rides? this is not necessarily but you do necessarily my thing, but you do queue a lot. loved the queue a lot. i loved it by the way. and, way. it's exhilarating. and, there parks, there are other amusement parks, available , and i'd like to go to available, and i'd like to go to them free. so if you're interested in sending me tickets, but, tickets, that's cool. but, sorry. were doing? and sorry. what were we doing? and i. but i mean, how difficult this is difficult, isn't it? because there was a time when it was clearly obvious. yeah, why somebody was being fast tracked, and that's fantastic , because and that's fantastic, because they've been giving an opportunity. now, of course, i do understand the point of my little anecdote was that, you know, for an hour know, i did queue for an hour here an hour there, and here and an hour there, and you'll spend, know, much you'll spend, you know, so much money you'll get on money and all day you'll get on about because, you about five rides because, you know, hours that can know, 6 or 7 hours of that can be so understand what be queuing. so i understand what the problem is. but the other way around is to pay way to get around it is to pay fast you can do fast track. you can do fast track. you can there's track. yeah you can when there's loads was going to loads of you. but i was going to say believe this believe say i believe this is i believe ken loach going to be doing, ken loach is going to be doing, a this, about this, a movie about this, about this, because because they're because now because they're going to be questioning people's disabilities. so someone's

disabilities. and so someone's unfairly. right. >> yeah. daniel blake , wants >> yeah. i, daniel blake, wants to go to disneyland. disney. we've got the guardian now. and apparently the lead singer of u2 is surprisingly violent. josh. >> yeah. bono. bonobos. bonobos bonobos. bono. yeah, that's what i've never heard of. bonobos. do you know? have you heard bonobos? bonobos? i don't know bonobos. i feel like an idiot. as like always. >> i know lot about bonobos. >> i know a lot about bonobos. >> i know a lot about bonobos. >> i've never even heard of you. that was a joke. >> i've never even heard of you. thabut|s a joke. >> i've never even heard of you. thabut|s a they their, >> but no, they have their, because like, because chimpanzees, like, basically different, primates have have different, mating rituals . rituals. >> but can you get there might be a bottom anyway. bonobos are not the peace loving primates. primates that thought study primates that once thought study reveals. i don't even know what they existed. so i really didn't know that. and, know that know that. and, we know that there's thing that there's this thing that chimpanzees can be actually very violent, kill, maim , sexual violent, kill, maim, sexual assault, touch each other as well as, as well as their prey, prey. so but it turns out these bonobos are hopefully pronouncing that right, they are

more aggressive towards each other, but they are not aggressive towards female. but bobo. aggressive towards female. but bobo . so maybe they should go bobo. so maybe they should go and work in the nhs and help out those issues. if you were watching earlier, great idea. >> well, let's just squeeze in one more we've got the one more story. we've got the mail clocks in the mail now and clocks in the arctic apparently designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal apparently designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap.irently designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. theyr designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. they goesigned mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. they goesigithe by spinal tap. they go all the way up to 13. >> incredible story this there's a really amusing part to this story as well. i'll get to it in a minute. norway's arctic north wants bring in a 26 day. wants to bring in a 26 hour day. bizarre would see clocks bizarre plan. would see clocks go bizarre plan. would see clocks 9° up bizarre plan. would see clocks go up to 13 instead of 12. and they spoke to the guy that brought this in and he said, when asked how this could be achieved, because obviously that's to know. that's what you want to know. how achieved? she how can this be achieved? she said the clock would go up said that the clock would go up to she, so i don't think it's important. but i did it emphasise it, didn't i? the clock would go up from 13 but addedi clock would go up from 13 but added i don't think they're going to say yes, so we haven't thought about all the details. so basically said the so she's basically said i'm the ideas she, she's ideas person, but she, she's saying people more

saying it will give people more time in the day to do so. >> it's like, yeah, it doesn't make time. just make more time. you've just changed numbers. make more time. you've just cha no,d numbers. make more time. you've just cha no, no, numbers. make more time. you've just cha no, no, no,|mbers. make more time. you've just cha no, no, no, you're. make more time. you've just cha no, no, no, you're wrong. >> no, no, no, you're wrong. because what she's going to do. so don't come across so i don't want to come across as lewis schaefer here. but as all lewis schaefer here. but yeah, they've do is yeah, all they've got to do is make an hour to like 50 make an hour down to like 50 minutes. i haven't done the done the maths yet. but you make an hour after. yeah. you make an hour after. yeah. you make an hour minutes or you make hour 50 minutes or you make seconds quicker. yeah. seconds slightly quicker. yeah. and then you will get 13 hours so will a longer day. so so you will get a longer day. so i idea. i think it's a great idea. >> i think this is >> yeah i think i think this is ridiculous. and i think also i don't think we should put the clocks and forwards in clocks backwards and forwards in britain. confusing britain. it's very confusing and i don't like it. i like it just being brighter all round . being brighter all year round. that would be better. anyway, the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look at saturday's front pages. the daily has rayner. i'll quit saturday's front pages. the dtl'm has rayner. i'll quit saturday's front pages. the dtl'm found as rayner. i'll quit saturday's front pages. the dtl'm found guilty. 1er. i'll quit saturday's front pages. the dtl'm found guilty. thei'll quit if i'm found guilty. the i weekend has uk intelligence officials targeted in honeytrap sex plots by chinese spies. the guardian leads with end cruel prosecution of carers. sunak

urged the sun has nightmare. gordon ramsay's pub is being squatted. the telegraph has rayneri squatted. the telegraph has rayner i will quit if guilty over house row. and the times has pressure on starmer as police look into deputy. and those were front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest josh howie and paul cox. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. when nick dixon will be joined by jonathan colgan cressida and dixon will be joined by jonathan ccyou're cressida and dixon will be joined by jonathan ccyou're watchingia and dixon will be joined by jonathan ccyou're watchingia am, and if you're watching at 5 am, stay breakfast. good stay tuned for breakfast. good night . night. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> good evening. here's your latest gb news. weather update from the met office. showers for many of us this weekend, but towards the southeast, something a dnen towards the southeast, something a drier. that's a little bit drier. and that's because we have high pressure dominating over the near continent. further north though, a frontal system is pushing its way through and that's going to bnng way through and that's going to bring further outbreaks of bring some further outbreaks of rain some of rain across some parts of scotland into northern england

as through night. as we go through the night. also, some strong gusty winds and a few showers the and a few showers towards the northwest scotland , but northwest of scotland, but elsewhere as we elsewhere largely dry as we go through hours of through the early hours of saturday morning and some clear skies. despite these skies. but despite these temperatures not dropping a huge amount a touch than last amount a touch cooler than last night, relatively mild night, but a relatively mild start on nonetheless. start on saturday nonetheless. first be some first thing, there could be some murkiness, some low cloud, perhaps around english channel, coastal parts, but otherwise, particularly towards the south—east, be a south—east, it's going to be a largely fine day. decent amount of sunshine, a bit more cloud and some rain across northern and some rain across northern and england and and western parts of england and wales . nothing heavy here. the wales. nothing heavy here. the heaviest across heaviest downpours likely across parts of scotland, could be some gusty winds here too. temperatures will be down a nudge compared to today, but still a little bit above average for the time of year into sunday. and it is going to be a fresher us. there fresher day for all of us. there will plenty showers piling will be plenty of showers piling in parts of northern in across parts of northern ireland particularly ireland and particularly scotland. heavy, some scotland. some heavy, some thundery be some thundery could be some hail mixed south and east mixed in further south and east across the bulk of england and wales. it's actually looking across the bulk of england and wal

like a largely dry day with some decent sunshine. showers to decent sunshine. more showers to come through monday come as we go through monday into it going to into tuesday, but it is going to be noticeably fresher than it has been of late. >> by by that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on

something she's denied. sir keir starmer says he's confident she hasn't broken any rules. i'm satisfied with the answers that she has given repeatedly. >> now on this, she will cooperate with the investigation . as you would expect, washington deploys additional military assets to the middle east over the threat of an