the uk's support to stress that the uk's support for israel is not unconditional. writing in the sunday times, lord cameron said there's no doubt where the blame lies over the death of three british aid workers and added this must never happen again. john chapman, james henderson and james kirby died in airstrikes carried out by the idf on the 1st of april. the deputy prime minister has denied claims that the uk is failing to prepare for war. oliver dowden is defending the government after outgoing armed forces minister james heappey told the telegraph only ministry of defence officials attended a war crime preparation exercise, which was meant for the whole of government. former defence secretary ben wallace has backed him up, saying too many in government are just hoping everything goes away . hoping everything goes away. police have named a man they're searching for after a woman was stabbed to death in broad daylight in bradford city centre. west yorkshire police detectives say they want to

trace 25 year old habiba masum, who is from the oldham area. they were called to the city centre yesterday afternoon following reports of an attack by a man who fled the scene . the by a man who fled the scene. the woman was taken to hospital where died . and a british where she died. and a british man nicknamed hardest geezer has become the first person to run the length of africa. russell cook, from worthing in west sussex, crossed the finish line in tunisia today. he ran through 16 countries in 352 days. the 27 year old said he'd struggled with his mental health, gambling and drinking, and he said he wanted to make a difference and he's raised over £600,000 for charity. for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen, or go to gbnews.com slash alerts. now it's over to headliners .

it's over to headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners your first look at tomorrow's papers. >> with the help of top comedians, i'm steven allen, joined by brains and beauty. tonight we have cressida wetton and paul cox who i didn't write and paul cox who i didn't write an intro for it. and paul cox who i didn't write an intro for it . are you nice. an intro for it. are you nice. >> all the better for that. >> all the better for that. >> got to say, you'll enjoy that one. let's cross over to paul. how do you do it.7 >> when even when he said it, i thought he hasn't mentioned anything me, thank anything about me, so thank you. >> there's two other intros later which won't later on which you won't enjoy either . ehhen >> i'm looking forward to. >> i'm looking forward to. >> you are. splendid. >> there you are. splendid. well, let's crack and take well, let's crack on and take a look at front pages. we look at monday's front pages. we can start with the daily mail says rain is making a fool of you, keir. there's the guardian , you, keir. there's the guardian, with carers taken to court over heart rending minor errors. the telegraph cameron warns us over kyiv aid bloc. the financial times says biden poised to warn

beijing against aggressive tactics in south china sea. the i front page is sign nda to see charges for new build. owners told more on that in a bit. the daily star sausage dodgy and those were your front pages . all those were your front pages. all right, cressida, what's the telegraph treating us with.7 >> it's going with cameron warns us over kyiv aid bloc. so yeah the us doesn't want to , doesn't the us doesn't want to, doesn't want to pay a load. we're going to pay $95 billion, which is load. we were going to pay us to load. >> well, it is we were going to pay >> well, it is we were going to pay £2.5 billion, which is a tiny fraction . tiny fraction. >> just thought i'd throw that in. but the point is smaller. >> it is a lot smaller. >> it is a lot smaller. >> but cameron says you need to pay up >> but cameron says you need to pay up your massive amount that you promised because he thinks it's a threat west. we it's a threat to the west. if we don't who's don't sort putin out, who's friends don't know friends with china.7 i don't know if you know that. and north korea, they kim jong

korea, well, they let kim jong un drive or something, un drive the van or something, don't they? i can't believe he's really i'm not worried really i'm not that worried about korea their own. about north korea on their own. but point is, all of but anyway, the point is, all of these nations don't these other nations who don't like are all making like the west are all making friends, supporting other, friends, supporting each other, and cameron thinks we need to do that. >> just on the north korea, though, i used to be the same thinking like, yeah, you know, they're launching missiles into they're launching missiles into the war with the sea, they're at war with fish. on. and then the fish. come on. and then the level technology when level of technology when they manage sony hack, manage to do the sony hack, because presume had because i presume they all had xenix something. because i presume they all had xenix they something. because i presume they all had xenix they so something. because i presume they all had xenix they so actuallyring. because i presume they all had xenix they so actually all. because i presume they all had xenix they so actually all of but when they so actually all of a sudden, you know, that's not pick on them just in case. right. >> well they've got big mates. so that's the point isn't it. we do have this sort of complex that slightly more that we're a slightly more grandiose we. grandiose than we are don't we. >> in, in the >> over particularly in, in the uk know, we did rule uk because you know, we did rule the we barely rule the world and now we barely rule ourselves. and are you talking britain down? no. >> i know a bunch of people who are. >> i'm building it back. but in comparison, we i mean, we talk about them against us like the west are on the west side. you

know, the trouble is, we are against ourselves within the west, aren't we? i understand what cameron's doing here. he's doing buddy, boris doing what his buddy, boris johnson . and that's johnson would do. and that's rally troops and say, look, rally the troops and say, look, we support ukraine, but we need to support ukraine, but it's cannot be a bottomless it's it cannot be a bottomless pit. at the it's just pit. and at the moment it's just this drudgery of war where they're fighting over two metres here and two metres there, and no one's really winning, and it's just splurging loads of money. and that lends to money. and that lends itself to russia know, they money. and that lends itself to russthat know, they money. and that lends itself to russthat way know, they money. and that lends itself to russthat way anyway. now, they money. and that lends itself to russthat way anyway. they'reay live that way anyway. they're happy. they're happy to invest all their money into wars rather than into their people. yeah >> if, if ukraine becomes an area where putin wins, do you worry about how much money we'd have to spend if things keep heading this way? >> honest, russia >> to be honest, if russia won and tax came down, and the council tax came down, no, that wouldn't . is that a no, that wouldn't. is that a possibility, steve? >> it's more the idea that, you know, if all of a sudden if nato if that somehow happens and nato gets now, of course, i mean, i'm being facetious and it wouldn't being facetious and it wouldn't be a good look. >> you know , if russia were to

>> you know, if russia were to if russia to win ukraine, this is what it's become now. it's become a synonym for what winning looks like for west versus east. it's cold war part two. >> well and we're not ready, are we? >> you and i definitely not. >> you and i definitely not. >> we're definitely not. i haven't spent anything on defence, yeah. we're not we're not ready. and ben wallace is complaining former defence secretary saying everybody in the uk all the government are just hoping it all goes away and there's supposed to be turning up these training things. up to these training things. it's defence people it's only the defence people that and the rest that are turning up and the rest of the government's just not not preparing in a war preparing. we're not in a war spirit, is weird because spirit, which is weird because when covid, everyone when we had covid, everyone loved didn't they? the loved it, didn't they? the wartime spirit. but not now. yeah, even football fans go on about yet now there's about wars, and yet now there's about wars, and yet now there's a chance of another one. >> we're ready for it. well, >> we're not ready for it. well, i'm to this i'm sure we'll come back to this story stage. paul, the story at some stage. paul, the cover what have they cover of the i. what have they got sign nda to see charges new build owners told this is build owners told so this is home being told they home owners are being told they must sign non—disclosure agreements to agreements if they want to see details of their rising estate

charges. >> the i can reveal so this is quite something. you know, basically they're saying you can we will quite happily tell you why we're charging you loads and loads more. but once you know, you can't tell anyone else, which is a sort of strategy that abusers use. so don't they? you know, like if you look well, we're going to do this secret, but but it's our little secret. and if you tell anyone the monsters will get you. >> paul, i don't think you should developers in, should drag developers in, sorry. with developers. >> worse ? >> who's worse? >> who's worse? >> definitely the developers. >> definitely the developers. >> it's awful. so this is >> it's awful. you're so this is home owners. this isn't people who are potentially going to buy an apartment, people who already own and we're going to own it. and we're going to charge you more, will charge you more, and we will tell you but you can't tell tell you why, but you can't tell it. what >> well, it's it it's skulduggery at its at its best, isn't it? yeah. or worse, depending on which way you look at this, you know , it's not. at this, you know, it's not. it's not freedom of information. freedom of information is you share it and everyone gets to see it. this is you can see it, but you can never tell anyone

ever again. it sounds like ever again. yeah, it sounds like it happen in, know, it would happen in, you know, the vatican. >> the vatican. » m the vatican. >> be some government >> there must be some government funded. to funded. all these, like, help to buy stuff. is it? could we do it? freedom of information it? a freedom of information on this interesting it? a freedom of information on thiknow. interesting it? a freedom of information on thiknow. don't interesting it? a freedom of information on thiknow. don't knowesting it? a freedom of information on thiknow. don't know the g it? a freedom of information on thiknow. don't know the answer to know. i don't know the answer to know. i don't know the answer to you've to the wrong. >> this will be something that was the contract the was in the contract that the freeholder has over you as the leaseholder. don't know. freeholder has over you as the leaseholget don't know. freeholder has over you as the leaseholget freedom 't know. freeholder has over you as the leaseholget freedom of> i thinking private contract? >:there's i thinking private contract? >:there's any i thinking private contract? >:there's any government nking if there's any government funding be funding involved, you might be able yeah, but i mean, able to, but yeah, but i mean, if it's the service charge going up charge, and up the estate charge, then and that's you can that's the thing that you can buy property and the buy a property and the freeholders the right to freeholders have the right to increase your ground rent and service want. >> and the scary thing about this me is you sign this for me is you have to sign it how much it's it to find out how much it's going by, can't tell going up by, so you can't tell everyone quick, is what everyone quick, this is what it's. you can't let the scandal out the bag. can tell you? >> imagine if you're living in a family situation and you're living with your partner and you find out. can you tell them no. >> if she didn't sign it, that's in that dark idea. let's move on to times. cressida. what to the times. cressida. what have got ? have they got? >> rise of the 24 hour wait for

a bed in a&e . so it's more bad a bed in a&e. so it's more bad news about the a ten fold news about the nhs. a ten fold increase longest delays since increase in longest delays since 2019, as there's now more than 150,000 patients, waited more than 24 hours in a&e before getting a hospital bed last yean getting a hospital bed last year, which is ten times as many as 2019. and obviously this is leading to deaths because when people go to a&e, sometimes it's an emergency. >> it doesn't make sense, though. if deaths are going up, then the queues should go down. >> i suppose , maybe >> yeah, i suppose, maybe they're just taking annoyingly, maybe these people are dying at the 23rd hour and that's why the stat both annoyingly. >> well, it would be, wouldn't it? spoiling it for everyone else in the queue. >> look, it's a big stain on us as a society, isn't it, that we are unable to look after the most vulnerable. and that's how you any community or you judge any community or society, isn't it? how well do they look the most they look after the most vulnerable? and that's these vulnerable? and that's why these stories big news, stories are such big news, because tend not to. when because we tend not to. when people are at their most vulnerable, need vulnerable, when they need medical , whether that's

medical help, whether that's physical mental, seem physical or mental, we just seem to them down week after to let them down week after week. >> and thing i think is >> and another thing i think is one of the reasons why the numbers will be so much higher. ten ago, to the ten years ago, you'd go to the gp you had an ailment, but gp if you had an ailment, but you can't gp. i can't you can't get a gp. i can't remember what it stands for. i think you pronounce it like that. yeah. and i mean, i've sometimes spoken to my gp on the phone that's and then phone and that's and then i think i once sent like a screenshot i've had, you can have more interaction with the women babe station. so the women on babe station. so the fact you just end up down fact that you just end up down a&e if you've got like a bad knee something, not knee or something, it's not an accident emergency, but accident nor an emergency, but it's that the pharmacy it's either that or the pharmacy and closing down. and they're closing down. >> or an app that's the other. >> the we talk a lot about the pandemic, you know, and the effects tum effects on effects on long tum effects on it. one of biggest it. but one of the biggest effects were basically effects were the it basically was of all was the retirement of all general once, general practices because once, once they realised they didn't have any of the first hand have to do any of the first hand stuff, they just stopped doing it. they've got a bloke it. and they've just got a bloke called who did a first aid called andy who did a first aid course weeks ago. course two weeks ago. >> know if that's >> well, i don't know if that's completely true. >> well, not completely

>> well, it's not completely true, to make people true, i suppose, to make people laugh . laugh. >> brilliant. i think there's a cultural problem, isn't there? potentially. you know, it's not the most efficient of organisations. the most efficient of organisations . it's. organisations. it's. >> i can't blame that if you if you didn't have to see people's rashes up close, i kind of understand rashes. yeah. >> well people's garments. >> well people's garments. >> final section on >> the final final section on this one will go to the daily star. what have they got? paul sausages. >> i am really upset about this actually. so it's going to take me a while to get through it. but sausage dodgy is the headune but sausage dodgy is the headline and this is esther rantzen, going out in rantzen, who's going out in style, she, says style, isn't she, says says the tv dog who grilled sausages. sorry, who grilled sausages was fake. the owner was squeezing his neck to make the dog sound as if he was saying sausages , as if he was saying sausages, which is terrible, isn't it? it's like s&m. >> oh , god. >> oh, god. >> oh, god. >> well, i did think, what were they doing to its throat to make it say the sausages, yeah. horrible. i don't this is not, it's not, it's not what i

wanted. not for the british public, is it? i thought esther rantzen was supposed to be everybody's hero at the moment. hean everybody's hero at the moment. heart gold? heart of gold? >> no. >> no. >> did >> no. » om >> did they not notice? like they'd a crafty hand just in they'd be a crafty hand just in shorts, playing it like a bagpipe, did you not? >> yeah, been playing >> yeah, yeah, i've been playing it bagpipe , right? it like a bagpipe, right? >> no, i mean, a dog was harmed dunng >> no, i mean, a dog was harmed during the making. >> this is exactly >> yeah, well, this is exactly it, you know, it, isn't it? you know, i thought the dog was talking. steve was 80s. and, you steve this was the 80s. and, you know, believed in this dog. >> if he could have spoken, he would have get this guy would have been. get this guy off me. would have been. get this guy off yeah. got me around neck. >> yeah. got me around the neck. >> yeah. got me around the neck. >> that's it for the front >> well, that's it for the front pages. coming will be pages. but coming up, we will be talking russia, iran and talking about russia, iran and hamas and all of that. and so i'm

welcome back to headliners i'm steve allen, here with two boat experts. cressida wetton , who experts. cressida wetton, who lives on one, and paul cox, who likes a gravy. one, to the daily mail now, paul. and a survey finds religious people will believe in something, even if there's no evidence. shocker. >> yes , says our scientist >> yes, says our scientist resident, or resident scientist. three out of four british muslims don't believe that hamas committed murder and rape in israel on october the 7th. steve, a shocking poll claims three out of four. that's 75. you know, that's a lot of people. it's astonishing, actually, how many people? i think it just goes to show that how watered down what happened or the truth of what happened on

october the 7th last year has become the narrative because everything now within culture war is about the narrative. who can get the optics right, who can get the optics right, who can win the narrative, and at the moment, very much surprisingly, hamas surprisingly, actually, hamas are narrative war are winning the narrative war because you have to equate hamas with palestine . it's impossible with palestine. it's impossible not to because they are in charge and they're the reason that we find ourselves in this, in this situation at the moment. and it's obviously it's no surprise that it's 75% of the british muslim population , british muslim population, because they are very much going to be on the side of palestine . to be on the side of palestine. and they they too, equate hamas and palestine together in the same . but i think same sentence. but i don't think they see issue. i think they they see the issue. i think they just see this as a war of freedom and that they're fighting for something righteous when at the the day, if when at the end of the day, if that's they believe, that's what they believe, they're much misguided they're much, much misguided because ended up here because what we've ended up here with is a terrible situation on both sides that started with the raping and murdering of young people, particularly women. just

random vie. and as a result, we had this war. and israel, i think rightly, are trying to rid hamas or palestine of hamas and, and, now it's just become this war of words . war of words. >> it's the numbers are quite shocking, aren't they? so not only 75% are you looking like that? if that 75% is split down the middle with people who answered, no, they didn't commit this and i don't know. so that's grouped together. but more shocking for me was, was it 62% of the general british population believe it happened? that's an awful lot of people who didn't. well yeah. who think it didn't. well yeah. >> i know this is bit of a >> and i know this is a bit of a it's a very exciting way to it's not a very exciting way to argue it, but i'm not convinced that these people know that all these people do, know what talking about. what they're talking about. there recently by a there was a report recently by a journalist who was asking people with clipboard, know, with a clipboard, you know, do you support well, actually, he you support, well, actually, he was the houthi was talking about the houthi rebels, the same rebels, but it's the same principle. asking kids principle. he's asking kids on a campus. you support campus. do you support the houthi will sign my houthi rebels? will you sign my petition them? petition in favour of them? kind of they're cool petition in favour of them? kind of and they're cool petition in favour of them? kind of and thithese cool kids

thing. and all these young kids are going, yeah, okay. and are going, oh, yeah, okay. and they're they're in they're just not. they're not in on the of so i think on the detail of it. so i think some this at least, is that some of this at least, is that don't you. >> yeah. no. absolutely phraseology the these phraseology of the way these polls really, polls are conducted is really, really you really important because you know, i mean, 46% of those questions are saying they sympathised with hamas. right? >> well, at that point, obviously i'm wrong. and that's that's really quite committed. no, i am right. ijust i no, but i am right. ijust i don't know, i don't want to condemn everybody. >> but this is the problem >> but but this is the problem with problem with with this is the problem with the culture war. right. okay. this you know, this is this is you know, this this is where lewis right. and it's where lewis is, right. and it's the lewis is right the only time lewis is right when about world, when he talks about team world, people a side. they when he talks about team world, peoplcare a side. they when he talks about team world, peoplcare what a side. they when he talks about team world, peoplcare what thea side. they when he talks about team world, peoplcare what the what. they don't care what the what. the thing is, they're that it's thing is, they're told that it's their not. is this on my their side or not. is this on my side? yes, it's my side. okay side? yes, it's on my side. okay then i sympathise, agree, etc. then i sympathise, i agree, etc. etc. critical etc. there's no critical thinking, groupthink . thinking, it's just groupthink. and you know, perhaps on both sides, we can be criticised of that. but when it comes to something as serious as this, you really, really should engage your brain and start to have a look. that's not to say that we can't israel for

can't criticise israel for what's happened recently, but at the time there are still the same time there are still hostages being held. don't hostages being held. we don't know what the status of those hostages are, i mean, it's a shame you can't have additional questions to these people. say, how hostages being how are these hostages being held then? if you almost it's like you think the events of that day didn't happen, how do you the end result ended you think the end result ended up being like that? >> yes, it's point. >> yes, it's a good point. >> yes, it's a good point. >> well, that's fair, but i suppose what this story is also trying to is trying to trying to say is it's trying to tell that there's a lot of tell us that there's a lot of people don't have people in britain who don't have traditional they are, traditional whatever they are, traditional whatever they are, traditional values, traditional british values, you know, for example, if 52% of british muslims believe it should illegal to show should be illegal to show a picture of the prophet muhammad, that's an issue, isn't that's kind of an issue, isn't it, 16% the it, apparently 16% of the overall think that as overall public think that as well, astonishing . i well, which is astonishing. i don't they would think well, which is astonishing. i don't well, they would think well, which is astonishing. i don't well, i they would think well, which is astonishing. i don't well, i just:hey would think well, which is astonishing. i don'twell, i just stood ould think well, which is astonishing. i don'twell, i just stood outside nk that, well, i just stood outside a mosque on a friday because a bad do a survey. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, do a survey. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but do a survey. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is a survey. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is .a survey. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is . isurvey. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is . i think'. a mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is . i think you're >> yeah, but is. i think you're right, chris. i just some of this is difficult to fathom, and it's a worry. you know,

traditionally when we fought wars, it's us and them, but us and them are all in the same pot now. we're all walking the same streets and i know it's not really us and them. to use language like that is a dangerous way to go. but at the end of the day, we do have we they walk among us and we walk among them. and like, among them. and it isn't like, you know, when we were fighting germany, like there you know, when we were fighting gerrnazis like there you know, when we were fighting gerrnazis wandering like there you know, when we were fighting gerrnazis wandering around 1ere was nazis wandering around london, in groups, london, not in large groups, but, and i'm not but, whereas now and i'm not equating all muslims nazis, equating all muslims with nazis, don't wrong. i'm don't get me wrong. what i'm saying have a situation saying is we have a situation now war is now where the culture war is global, it's in social media and everybody can be influenced. so you can't just assume your neighbour your side. neighbour is on your side. >> let's move on to the >> well, let's move on to the guardian crusader and the government tough on government is getting tough on benefit cheats. tell us who are they going after first? >> okay. carers threatened with prosecution minor breaches prosecution over minor breaches of the of uk benefit rules. so the point story is making is point this story is making is that people don't have to be very then have a very wrong to then have a massive bill. so if you are one of these unpaid carers, you get this benefit of about £80 a week and it limits the amount you can

earn. so you can earn. i think it's £151 a week additionally, so you can still go to work, but you have full time job you can't have a full time job and a carer you go over and be a carer if you go over that at all, you then owe the £80 back, but they don't tell you for ages, so people are ending up with like £20,000 bills because this has been going on for years, and i think it's fair to say that it's the dwp's fault because they should tell people about this on day one. yeah, absolutely. >> i mean, this does happen with, family. what the family payments that people get each week . universal credit. yeah. week. universal credit. yeah. no, there's, i forget what it's called. child credit . it happens called. child credit. it happens with child credit. you know, if you earn a certain amount you if you earn a certain amount , you will told after because , you will be told after because it works its way it takes, it works its way through there time when, through. there was a time when, i claiming child credit but i was claiming child credit but was earning over the amount. and then as soon as i was told they were like, been you've then as soon as i was told they were given been you've then as soon as i was told they were given this been you've then as soon as i was told they were given this much, you've then as soon as i was told they were given this much, youjust been given this much, i'll just igave been given this much, i'll just i gave back and said, i gave it all back and said, never me anything again, never pay me anything again, because obviously i just thought never pay me anything again, bewas;e obviously i just thought never pay me anything again, bewas available ly i just thought never pay me anything again, bewas available ly us. ;t thought

never pay me anything again, bewas available ly us. so 1ought it was available to us. so i took it. but this is much more serious because people took it. but this is much more seriotaffordause people took it. but this is much more seriotaffordausgive people took it. but this is much more seriotaffordausgive it people took it. but this is much more seriotaffordausgive it back. le can't afford to give it back. you not like living you know, it's not like living on to £20,000 a year and on 15 to £20,000 a year and looking your loved ones at looking after your loved ones at the time is anywhere the same time is anywhere near enough. for enough. that's not enough for some people you know, fund some people to, you know, fund their budget for the year. their pub budget for the year. this, isn't this is this, this, this isn't this is not good look us at all. not a good look for us at all. the one thing i do take issue with here is ed davey is going on about it, and he's sort of saying, you know, this is this is terrible of the government, saying, you know, this is this is teetc. e of the government, saying, you know, this is this is te etc. there he government, saying, you know, this is this is teetc. there he gove an rent, etc. etc. there will be an element of this people are element of this where people are taking of the system. taking advantage of the system. so to be of that. >> i'm not sure they will, because the point is that ultimately the depher dup is keeping if you're keeping score. so if you're ripping government off, it's ripping the government off, it's a good point. eventually it's going to come around. according to that it's to this, it's just that it's slow. being picked up. slow. it's not being picked up. they need need martin they just need they need martin lewis campaign say, lewis to do a campaign and say, this right. sort it out . this is not right. sort it out. >> yeah, really? >> yeah, really? >> that's like a spreadsheet that do this. that could do this. >> there will be won't >> i mean, there will be won't they? that's the problem >> and that's the problem because it's just one person controlling dwp controlling it. so when the dwp dup every now and again controlling it. so when the dwp dup in every now and again controlling it. so when the dwp dup in eveit now and again controlling it. so when the dwp dup in eveit goes,and again controlling it. so when the dwp dup in eveit goes,and doris] checks in on it goes, oh doris

has overpaid. yeah has been overpaid. yeah >> the amount of money >> and the amount of money these, these saving these, these carers are saving us having people. us by not having these people. >> a great point. >> well that's a great point. >> well that's a great point. >> you rely on nhs if >> you rely on the nhs if they've if they've taken an extra 20 grand, my philosophy would be give it to them. >> particularly if their situation is a well, you're would be that. >> but you were claiming child benefit erroneously and i got kids. >> i was on 400 grand year at kids. >> time, on 400 grand year at kids. >> time, and-00 grand year at kids. >> time, and io grand year at kids. >> time, and i wasand year at kids. >> time, and i was taking'ear at kids. >> time, and i was taking them: the time, and i was taking them for every penny typical to the the time, and i was taking them for ev mail enny typical to the the time, and i was taking them for ev mail .nny typical to the daily mail. >> paul, the issue of trans children. i remember when children. and i remember when i was education, the only was still in education, the only worry sex i worry i had about sex was if i was ever going to get any. that was ever going to get any. that was a lonely third year at university was a lonely third year at uni'transgender could >> transgender children could face repercussions face psychological repercussions if they are allowed to change their gender. landmark review is set to rule. so this is the cass review we've talked about it a bit this week already into gender identity services for children, and it's vowed to look at the important role of schools and the difficulties facing them in relation to gender questioning students. and i think one thing this is highlighting, even if we park the transgender issue for a

moment, because this about moment, because this is about social transitioning rather than anything else. this is just allowing people to say whatever they are and everybody having to adopt we've adopt it. as a society. we've forgotten to parent, so we forgotten how to parent, so we all right? you all play roles, right? we're you know, we're the the parent know, we're the we're the parent or a child or whatever. but or with a child or whatever. but as we've, we've we've as a society, we've, we've we've given children a lot more authority would authority than they would have had now, course, had years ago. now, of course, if up if you've grown up with authoritarian parents, you think, that's a good think, oh, that's a good thing. however, there reason for however, there was a reason for a those things, you know, a lot of those things, you know, a lot of those things, you know, a reason. we should be a safety reason. we should be looking we should be looking to grown ups and, leveraging their their experience and saying there is a reason why things were the way they were for so long. >> i think it was kids that started the transgender movement. >> paula, i think activists, i think that's got well, they were the didn't, they were think that's got well, they were the thatdidn't, they were think that's got well, they were the that itin't, they were think that's got well, they were the that it was they were think that's got well, they were the that it was fine they were think that's got well, they were the that it was fine byy were think that's got well, they were the that it was fine by by ere told that it was fine by by grown ups who should have known better. >> i don't know, i think i think it's as it says, it's not it's just as it says, it's not a neutral act, is it? to to neutral act, is it? to say to a kid, okay, we'll call you one thing and you're going thing at school and you're going to else at to be called something else at home. how awful is that

home. i mean, how awful is that to split the to force home. i mean, how awful is that to splto the to force home. i mean, how awful is that to splto line, to force home. i mean, how awful is that to splto line, to to force home. i mean, how awful is that to splto line, to live force home. i mean, how awful is that to splto line, to live fortwo them to line, to live in two separate realities. that alone is already not okay before you get all the other stuff. get to all the other stuff. >> yeah. i was like, called paul at school, but at home called the least favourite child. so i, you know, it's been going on for years. >> yeah. you get to call the same hair. it's weird. ain't it, the guardian. guardian cressida david miliband the uk has david miliband says the uk has lost says the man david miliband says the uk has lost was says the man david miliband says the uk has lost was once says the man david miliband says the uk has lost was once the 's the man david miliband says the uk has lost was once the best man david miliband says the uk has lost was once the best miliband who was once the best miliband brother. a little side note the best miliband brother is steve. >> i always have steve miliband. >> oh , nice. >> oh, nice. >> oh, nice. >> oh, nice. >> oh my god, i should have got such a good joke and i didn't even get it. sorry, steve. >> brexit has made the uk a lower status nation, says david miliband. exactly as you just said. so we used to be a high value nation. now we're just mid . we aren't what we used to be. so yeah, the uk has lost its influence. and i mean obviously it has. this is kind of about democracy isn't it? we've been talking a lot about the echr

lately , and whether or not we lately, and whether or not we want to be involved in that, so the uk has lost influence since brexit to become just one of many middle powers in the world. that's how he phrased it, in a world where the eu is shipping weapons to ukraine, hosting 6 million ukrainian refugees is a major development, is a major development actor sits in the 620 development actor sits in the g20 and is a regulatory superpower in trade, climate and digital areas. we need our mindset to change. so does that just mean that in the future labour want to get back in? well it does. >> it means they want closer ties i think. and of course that's on its way. you know i didn't vote for brexit. but one thing i've learned the thing i've learned via the brexit process and growing as a human being is that you're much better to win and lose by, you know, from your own steam, from the things that you do. if you're part of a large group and you're part of a large group and you're taken down, i know you can. you be pulled up can. i know you can be pulled up by britain isn't by it, but britain isn't a country that necessarily needs to pulled up , people would

to be pulled up, people would obviously but obviously argue differently, but from , i'm saying from my perspective, i'm saying we're much more likely to be dragged down group than dragged down by the group than we to be brought up it. we are to be brought up by it. and think that a closer and i think that a closer connection to europe isn't a bad thing. do think that if we thing. but i do think that if we were tied, the echr, were completely tied, the echr, for proving quite for instance, is proving quite the problem for us. and it would suggest, because biggest suggest, because the biggest suggestion we to suggestion is if we were to leave the that wouldn't leave the echr, that we wouldn't have rights of our have any human rights of our own, we just wouldn't know how to cope. which think wrong. to cope. which i think is wrong. >> yeah, i suppose we're on a slightly topic there. >> yeah, i suppose we're on a slighjust topic there. >> yeah, i suppose we're on a slighjust a topic there. >> yeah, i suppose we're on a slighjust a little topic there. >> yeah, i suppose we're on a slighjust a little bitic there. >> yeah, i suppose we're on a slighjust a little bit ofthere. just, just a little bit of pushback at the of this pushback at the start of this show, you said the uk used to run now we can't run the world, and now we can't even ourselves. that's the even run ourselves. that's the opposite you've just opposite of what you've just said this. said in answering this. >> saying that. >> i can't remember saying that. steve clip. steve play the clip. >> clip. >> play the clip. >> play the clip. >> that's right. >> play the clip. >> well,; right. >> play the clip. >> well, we're. >> play the clip. >> well, we're at the halfway point and with corkers point and with some corkers still we've got hate still to come, we've got hate crime scotland and grown still to come, we've got hate crime which tland and grown still to come, we've got hate crime which tlandmyd grown still to come, we've got hate crime which tlandmy nickname n still to come, we've got hate crime which tlandmy nickname when

next. welcome back to headliners to the telegraph. paul. up in scotland . humza yousaf is going scotland. humza yousaf is going after hateful football chants. he says it's not the majority. it's only a minority. so we it's only a minority. oh, so we don't minorities now. don't like minorities now. >> lovely. lovely bit of work . >> lovely. lovely bit of work. horsemanship, scottish football fans face hate crime complaints from tv viewers, senior lawyer warns so for sunday's match, which is, between rangers and celtic, they're worried that some of the sectarian songs that

might be sung will be seen as offensive. and under this new law, people will able to law, people will be able to complain they will be able law, people will be able to corandin they will be able law, people will be able to corand then they will be able law, people will be able to corand then it'sey will be able law, people will be able to corand then it's upnill be able law, people will be able to corand then it's up tol be able law, people will be able to corand then it's up to the able to. and then it's up to the police to try and work out exactly gone on there. exactly what's gone on there. and that's going very, and that's going to be very, very but you very difficult. but if you just take base take this down to the base level, you take hate away level, you can't take hate away from you take from everything. if you take hate instance, you hate away, for instance, you don't rivalry. and don't really get rivalry. and if you don't rivalry, sport you don't have rivalry, sport becomes totally unimportant and you do. so the idea that disliking something as an emotion is bad is probably the worst thing we can teach anybody, because of course , anybody, because of course, there are things that you're going to dislike now, you can teach kindness and you know how you can verbalise to other you can verbalise that to other people. the is, people. but the point is, standing the terraces standing on the terraces on a saturday you can saturday afternoon, as you can say, things you're not say, all the things you're not allowed during week allowed to say during the week out loud in a tuneful manner. >> so i did not expect you to say that. so, okay. and i don't think sport does matter , so i'm think sport does matter, so i'm just perfect. >> stephen, i think i've got no hate in me whatsoever. >> well, this is a great example, isn't it? why example, isn't it? of why the hate to be

hate crime bill is going to be an administrative nightmare and the police are going to be very, very because obviously you very busy because obviously you could thousands of could round up thousands of people you could do. people at once. you could do. >> and that would be quite funny. it would be, it would be hilarious . hilarious. >> you can't do it, can you? you can't. >> i was in charge in charge >> if i was in charge in charge of police the old firm of the police at the old firm derby, is known rangers derby, which is known as rangers versus humza versus celtic, i would ask humza yousaf come to wherever yousaf to come to the wherever it's yousaf to come to the wherever ifs and yousaf to come to the wherever it's and say you sort it's being held and say you sort it out. >> yeah, he's it out. mean >> yeah, well he's a people. >> yeah, well he's a people. >> this your vanity project. >> this is your vanity project. you sort it out. >> if you've got all the people accused hate crimes accused of these hate crimes together could, like fill a together that could, like fill a football they football stadium and they will be committing crimes, be committing some hate crimes, and for and they have done for centuries. no. well, i don't know. slight push back on know. so my slight push back on this not a hate crime to this is it's not a hate crime to necessarily like the police could say. doesn't meet the bar. this they've done with this is what they've done with with doesn't meet with jk rowling doesn't meet the and a that they've and there is a bar that they've got there. it's just and there is a bar that they've got there. it'sjust badly got in there. it's just badly worded and has left up, up worded and has been left up, up to police to work out what to the police to work out what makes a hate crime. makes it a hate crime. >> going to this bar is what's causing problem first place. there's a couple of those >> there's a couple of those couple of pints down. >> there's a couple of those couyeah. pints down. >> there's a couple of those couyeah. pintsthingr. doing >> yeah. next thing you're doing a chant, you just you change,

you're chanting hate. >> sure that everybody >> i'm not sure that everybody at football being at a football match is being hateful. everyone there's >> no, not everyone that there's occasionally gentle old lady the ref. ref . yeah. the ref. yeah. the ref. yeah. the ref. yeah. the ref. yeah. the ref. who, by the way, is an absolute. no, worry about it. >> to the daily mail. cressida, would eat lab grown meat? would you eat lab grown meat? no, my meat. no, i prefer my meat. genetically modified , pumped genetically modified, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics as intended . as god intended. >> why do republicans hate lab grown meat? war on foods like cultured beef and chicken heats up as lawmakers support $1 million fines for companies selling products backed by bill gates and leonardo dicaprio. that's great, isn't it? let's get an actor involved in entertainment news story now. brilliant. so yeah, the cultured meat is the new culture wars topic . apparently you can now topic. apparently you can now we're getting closer to being able to buy meat grown in a lab. this has been around for a while, but it's very expensive, so it's not really, you know, it's in iceland. chicken it's not in iceland. chicken nuggets yet, desantis is having none in florida . he he none of it in florida. he he wants to completely outlaw it,

and lots of these republican places don't like this because they say it's attacking farmers. it's attacking the farming industry. they're they're industry. so they're they're trying to outlaw it. so this is a of a louis schaefer team. a bit of a louis schaefer team. world type story, because it's all gates types and all the bill gates types and leonardo dicaprio who assure us this is the best thing ever , this is the best thing ever, meanwhile, the republicans are talking about the risks. they're talking about the risks. they're talking concerns , talking about health concerns, guns, and they're talking about threats agriculture guns, and they're talking about threats obviouslyulture guns, and they're talking about threats obviously butre guns, and they're talking about threats obviously but they're industry. obviously but they're also talking about process also talking about the process as an affront to nature and creation, which is quite a jump, isn't it? >> the first two were it's big meat, isn't it? >> well, they they're hoping it won't be. >> i mean, isn't it big agriculture that's might be actually the problem that the monsanto is saying let's let's make it seem like it's a bad thing so that they still keep making their money on the tracks. >> right. >> right. >> but how do we know? because i'm not sure would trust >> but how do we know? because i'm noside'e would trust >> but how do we know? because i'm noside'e thisld trust >> but how do we know? because i'm noside'e this one.1st either side on this one. >> exactly the >> well, this is exactly the question why do republicans question is why do republicans hate meat? hate lab grown meat? >> i guess comes down to >> and i guess it comes down to control. about big and control. so it's about big and small government. now you you

could chuck sorts could chuck all sorts of conspiracy theories into the mix. end of the day, mix. but at the end of the day, i what republicans are i think what the republicans are saying you hand over saying is if you hand over the production food these production of our food to these big corporate businesses, they've it. they've got control over it. they put they like in they can put what they like in it. we're all getting it. and we're all getting fed whatever's now, can whatever's in there now, it can also hunger, because if also solve hunger, because if you if you don't you can, if you if you don't need animals and just need animals and you can just grow it, know, in the lab, grow it, you know, in the lab, then perhaps you, you, you remove need, for , for all remove the need, for, for all sorts of social problems, you know, and having to fund. >> i think that's a really good point, that somehow in the venn diagram , it's the same circle. diagram, it's the same circle. the people who say, all these people that we we've people saying that we we've got too people planet. too many people on the planet. ridiculous. time we've had ridiculous. every time we've had this problem, technology steps in and in and provides more. and it's what i remember what happened. i can't remember which year this would have been. but haber haber, but before fritz haber haber, however you pronounce it, comes up his haber process. however you pronounce it, comes up his haber process . we up with his haber process. we were about to die out like there was not enough to grow was not enough way to grow enough people. and now enough crops for people. and now he he comes with this he can. he comes up with this way nitrogen out of, way to split nitrogen out of, ammonia. it's two in every ammonia. and it's two in every five people on planet are five people on the planet are kept that. now he also

kept alive by that. now he also came with some chemicals came up with some chemicals that helped, not helped, hitler. so he's not a great guy, but he's saved more people than he's killed. there's the chappelle bit, but, the the dave chappelle bit, but, the same is going to happen same thing is going to happen that, you know, we think, oh, there's not enough people, too many more food. many people. we need more food. grow factory. no, grow it in this factory. no, it's grown meat. i mean, it's lab grown meat. i mean, people against people arguing against themselves . themselves. >> well, it's not really there yet, is it? we don't know how, because it's its infancy. we because it's in its infancy. we don't brilliant . i've don't know how brilliant. i've heard people, mainly louis, arguing that it takes so much energy to make a tiny bit of this stuff. yeah, but i'm saying, well, surely that's the early know early stages. we don't know where to so maybe where it's going to go, so maybe it save all. it will save us all. >> well, that's if you make a green argument it. a green argument out of it. a climate change argument, which obviously exists obviously none of that exists anyway. saying anyway. steve was saying earlier, but, you louis earlier, but, you know, louis makes point there. you makes a good point there. you know, energy know, there is a lot of energy expended to in the process. >> process. >> yeah, but say, it's >> yeah, but as you say, it's lab grown at the moment. it'll be factory grown by the time you're eating it. no one's growing a lab for growing stuff in a lab for people to eat. that's where you experiment. factories are where you grow stuff anyway. the

guardian, british man guardian, paul and a british man has africa, but not that has run africa, but not in that awkward way. awkward colonial way. >> i'm a little tired. >> i'm a little bit tired. britain to britain becomes first person to run we run the length of africa. we don't that's true or don't know if that's true or not, but let's just it is. russ. >> russ is going to take it on faith. >> if it's if it's in the it's in the garden. guardian. you've got to assume this happened. >> russ. russ kirk worthing >> russ. russ kirk from worthing reaches russ which is in reaches russ angela which is in tunisia by all accounts after covering more than nine. well, basically 10,000 miles in 352 days. and he's raised £600,000 for charity. and, you know , for charity. and, you know, let's make no mistake here, that is quite the feat . they must be is quite the feat. they must be quite sore feet. but that's quite sore feet. but that's quite that's quite the feat, it's interesting. a lot of setbacks, including robbery at gunpoint in angola, being held by men with machetes in the repubuc by men with machetes in the republic of ireland. i mean, the congo , don't want a victim congo, don't want a victim blame, but i bet he secretly loves that , because that's loves that, because that's that's what makes it heroic, isn't it? >> he probably paid for him . >> he probably paid for him. >> he probably paid for him. >> it's. he's the jussie smollett's got forca previously.

>> he's run from istanbul to london. he's been buried alive for week. are you? david for a week. who are you? david blaine. fastest marathon blaine. and the fastest marathon pulling a car. i mean, he loves a stunt, doesn't he? >> what gets me is that then he says, oh, i miss my family dunng says, oh, i miss my family during this. you've got a family . oh, no. what are you doing? why want to away from why do you want to get away from them well, to them so much? well, willing to pull marathon. pull a car on a marathon. >> lads holiday gone >> it's just a lads holiday gone wrong it. just wanted to wrong in it. he just wanted to get he started. he get away. but he started. he started south africa and thought get away. but he started. he staronly'youth africa and thought get away. but he started. he staronly way| africa and thought get away. but he started. he staronly way i'm ica and thought get away. but he started. he staronly way i'm ica ancgetyught get away. but he started. he staronly way i'm ica ancget away the only way i'm gonna get away with if i run to the other with this, if i run to the other end, i totally understand the, the bit, because my the machete bit, because my small i small version of that is when i do everi small version of that is when i do ever i run past some do a5k if ever i run past some youths. >> w- eli’— e if it kicks off i >> i do think if it kicks off i can't run away like too tired. yeah, exactly. like if i'm just about got about to start running, you got like worth of pegging like a minute's worth of pegging it. if i'm at the end of me it. but if i'm at the end of me half hour, i can't go any faster than this. have my wallet. >> some drum and bass >> that's some drum and bass in your steve. always have your ears, steve. always have a drum song ready to go. drum and bass song ready to go. does to metro. cressida. >> yeah, to the metro. cressida. dwayne, is now dwayne, the rock johnson is now fighting but if fighting cancel culture. but if you compare your johnson to a rock, are to get me

rock, you are going to get me tuned. >> dwayne the rock johnson launches about launches into a rant about cancel culture and being woke. i think the metro are exaggerating this little because he's this a little bit because he's quite later on. but quite reasonable. later on. but anyway, wwe legend anyway, the wwe legend and actor, 51, who had an electrifying win wrestlemania electrifying win at wrestlemania on saturday night, spoke out against modern day culture while denying he had any plans to run for president of the united states . and he really did deny states. and he really did deny it. now they're saying, it. and now they're saying, well, denied it, said, well, he denied it, but he said, i've current plans or i've got no current plans or something that. so the something like that. so the metro he's going metro are going, he's going to run president, anyway , he's run for president, anyway, he's talking truth. he says, talking about truth. he says, if you ask something, a real you ask me something, a real answer is important, and the truthful important , truthful answer is important, and that may get people upset. so think it's quite so i think it's quite a reasonable guy, you know. and he talks previously having talks about previously having endorsed , but says endorsed biden, but he says he wouldn't candidates wouldn't endorse any candidates anymore. doesn't think the anymore. he doesn't think the world needs to know about his politics, which good point . politics, which is a good point. >> so rock, shut up mate, no, don't actually , you would not don't actually, you would not say that if he were here. no, i wouldn't, i wouldn't mind you joking. what's name? the

joking. what's his name? the rock. you're not laughing. you. dwayne. cancel culture. woke culture, this culture, that culture, this culture, that culture division, etc. that really bugs me. he said. so he was quite strong on it. and he's right. it's like. i mean, we've been arguing this for ten years. and as nick dixon would say, reality is now right wing. and if anyone's challenged on anything tonight, i've quoted louis schaefer and nick dixon. i feel like a philosopher, it's i mean, he's right, isn't he? we want to hear freedom of expression, even the stuff we don't like. >> okay, we'll try and do a quick hit on this one. the telegraph. musical that telegraph. paul, a musical that only lgbt actors gets a only hired lgbt actors gets a trigger warning because of a couple fruits . couple of fruits. >> theatregoers given trigger warning sound of people warning over sound of people eating oranges. i mean, there's no this. this is the legitimate trigger warning as far as i'm concerned. who wants to hear the, you know , the slap of wet the, you know, the slap of wet lips? but theatregoers are ahead of me at an up and coming london show. i've been given a trigger

warning over the sound of people eating on stage. seems fair enough to me. >> really? you think so? you don't think trigger warnings have to a point. just have got to a point. that's just absolutely ludicrous . absolutely ludicrous. >> but eat it slapping >> but people eat it slapping their around on or their gums around on the bus or something. too much. something. it's too much. >> apparently is >> well, this play apparently is bravely personal, bravely embracing personal, political cultural political and cultural dissonance. smashes dissonance. this work smashes through our violent colonial histories. i think should go, histories. i think we should go, paul,i do histories. i think we should go, paul, i do want to go. >> you just say it's misophonia , >> you just say it's misophonia, isn't it? people who hate the sound of people. people who've got misophonia . it's not all got misophonia. it's not all about you. people have to eat. >> yeah . so listen. oh, i got >> yeah. so listen. oh, i got some earphones. >> yeah, yeah , get some >> yeah, yeah, get some earphones. leave. i'm trying to eat. that i've personally eat. not that i've personally been up against this, but i have been. oh, you jaw clicks. i can't starve death. do can't starve to death. what do you anyway? the you expect anyway? just the final section to go. and now we'll talking nuclear we'll be talking about nuclear war, armageddon and war, aka armageddon and britain's sti crisis aka

welcome back to headliners to the sun. cressida. and are we ready for nuclear war? i've been stocking up on candles, but i got those gwyneth paltrow candles. now my backyard is candles. and now my backyard is full neighbours cats. full of the neighbours cats. anyway >> can eat terrifying. >> can eat them, terrifying. >> can eat them, terrifying. >> minute account of >> minute by minute account of nuclear armageddon. and the hell survivors would face revealed in declassified docs. this is as lewis would say, good news, so he's classified declassified documents. they've been revealed , and it turns out it would be really bad. so the docs, which have been obscured for decades, will now bring people, to the bnnk will now bring people, to the brink of legal disclosure as they reveal how washington, dc could be the first nuclear target. because it's important. they think that's where he'd go first, and they think he would drop megaton thermonuclear drop one megaton thermonuclear bomb it . what? wow. so this bomb on it. what? wow. so this is just a horrible story about what would happen in washington, dc if it were nuked. and it's

quite graphic. it goes into detail about whose skin would burn off and at what distance. that kind of thing, nothing left in the middle. just a bit of ash , and it's going to be hotter than the sun like a. yeah, yeah, it's just really grim. >> it is grim . we already knew, >> it is grim. we already knew, didn't we? i mean, hiroshima. >> well , that's what i did >> well, that's what i did think. like you read it and no wonder they're trying to keep it classified for a while because you read it and think, what kind of a country would drop a bomb? like, yeah, not making like, oh, yeah, it's not making russia famously. russia look famously. >> president after >> i forget the president after roosevelt end of the war. roosevelt at the end of the war. anyway, come to me in anyway, i'll come to me in a minute. but he totally minute. but he he was totally unaware of what the consequences would that they would to the extent that they would to the extent that they would and when he was told would be. and when he was told about affected about that, it really affected him the rest of his life. him for the rest of his life. and is this is the sort of and it is this is the sort of thing, these . is thing, that these. is a preventative. i mean , whatever preventative. i mean, whatever way you look at it, hiroshima has proven that if you if either side doesn't behave, that's what it looks like. and it's, it's

kind of this is why we've got cold war. well head cold war one and we know we've got cold war part two. it's the reason this news coming out now is news is coming out now is because are probably quite because we are probably quite close that. again, know, close to that. again, you know, it's unlikely because it's unlikely to happen because we happen as soon we know what will happen as soon as off. it's the end as that kicks off. it's the end of everything anyway. it's of everything anyway. and it's probably to a reminder probably good to have a reminder that you know, it's not that it's, you know, it's not all and cream. all peaches and cream. >> we should another >> so we should drop another bomb. heard it. bomb. all right, you heard it. that's yeah, bomb. all right, you heard it. tha i,. yeah, bomb. all right, you heard it. tha i, paul, yeah, bomb. all right, you heard it. tha i, paul, and yeah, bomb. all right, you heard it. tha i, paul, and it's yeah, bomb. all right, you heard it. tha i, paul, and it's the yeah, the i, paul, and it's the perfect storm for an sti crisis. but that's enough about me . but that's enough about me. let's talk about story. let's talk about this story. >> a perfect storm. >> yeah, it's a perfect storm. the fine >> yeah, it's a perfect storm. the line of britain's sti the front line of britain's sti crisis. at gb news. a crisis. live at gb news. a perfect storm of issues is putting sexual health services under severe strain. and this is expert doctor claire dewsnap, which is a great surname, rates of gonorrhoea and syphilis are at the highest levels in decades . i mean, at first it reads like a bit of a humblebrag for people who are, well, this is i thought we were all supposed to be. >> thought everyone was >> i thought everyone was lonely. watching lonely. i've been watching videos touch starvation. videos about touch starvation. have this? have you heard of this? you've got probably

wouldn't. >> praying for people >> yeah, he's praying for people going on the internet and crying into camera saying they into the camera saying they haven't touched in years. haven't been touched in years. >> this is it's don't >> and this is no, it's don't laugh, steve, because laugh, steve, just because you've family , it's very you've got a family, it's very serious. how everyone serious. so how is everyone getting stuff? getting this stuff? >> want to know, too, chris, >> i want to know, too, chris, writing seat . writing a toilet seat. >> yeah. i caught so many from a toilet seat, including that cold sore, which weird, but sore, which is weird, but anyway, that's a new one to the daily mail, crestor, and an alpha male boot camp trains men to be husbands by shouting at them. and if you can handle that, be a great husband. that, you'll be a great husband. >> how unfair , inside the >> how unfair, inside the $18,000 toxic alpha male boot camp where men shell out huge sums of cash to be screamed at and earn respect, would you pay for it, what a personal question. this hardcore boot camp aimed at entrepreneurs. so it's aimed at posh guys with lots of money. it's like the kind of cigar club that jonathan kogan would spend time in. i imagine . and they go there and imagine. and they go there and they get put in ice baths. they

have long runs and bear crawls. that's spelt b e a r, and it costs a load of money and they get shouted at. but men, you're in such a mess, aren't you? men? >> they used to call this the army. and now, because, you know, the army's full of, know, the army's just full of, people dysphoria, we people with gender dysphoria, we now have to pay $18,000, which i guessis now have to pay $18,000, which i guess is about £15,000 to be shouted at, shouted at until we believe in ourselves again. >> oh, which is help you understand that it wouldn't. >> i don't think it would help me. i think i'd probably curl up into a ball and ask for more rashers. >> yeah, there's a bit where apparently one the larger apparently one of the larger guys for being guys get shouted out for being fat and the guy says, go and eat a cookie. i'm like, yeah, i can be that guy. that's a guy who's carrying too much weight, being told to eat a cookie is not a punishment. >> go and eat an effing cookie. i think would be quite i think it would be quite aggressive. you still? >> i just >> yeah, still. i just love to eat yeah. >> yeah, still. i just love to eat to yeah. >> yeah, still. i just love to eat to the yeah. >> yeah, still. i just love to eat to the telegraph, yeah. >> yeah, still. i just love to eat to the telegraph, paul and >> to the telegraph, paul and a country has banned music that's too slow and fast. you put too slow and too fast. you put something at 33 and third.

something on at 33 and a third. you off jail, mate, a good you go off to jail, mate, a good point. >> a chechnya bans music too fast or too slow. so chechnya has been polluting western techno and rave music by passing a law that requires all songs to be played in the russian repubuc. be played in the russian republic . to be fast, no fast, republic. to be fast, no fast, no faster than 116 beats per minute and no slower. interestingly than 180 beats per minute. and like all authoritarianism , it shoots authoritarianism, it shoots itself because victory day, which apparently is a popular military song. i heard you playing it in your car, steve also falls foul of this legislation because it plays a 126 beats per minute. >> oh, so can we get rid of reggae now? one of my strong points, one of my happiest memories, was in a nightclub in bristol years ago with my friends, and we heard this couple having an argument and out of nowhere just out of nowhere the woman just went, i hate reggae and went, you know i hate reggae and stormed off. and became our stormed off. and it became our catchphrase while. stormed off. and it became our cat> russians love techno.

>> but russians love techno. >> but russians love techno. >> yeah, well, we'll try. we'll try and get some tunes on later. but that's the show nearly over. so time to quick look at so time to take a quick look at monday's front pages . we can monday's front pages. we can start with the daily mail. i've got rayners making a fool of ukiah. the guardian says care is taken to court over heart rending minor errors. we covered that earlier. the telegraph cameron warns us over kyiv aid bloc. the financial times says biden poised to warn beijing against aggressive tactics in south china sea. the i sign nda to sea charges new build, build owners told and the daily star. sausage dodgy well , that was sausage dodgy well, that was your show for tonight. thank you very much. to my guests cressida and paul. headline is back tomorrow at 11. if you're watching at five in morning, watching at five in the morning, then tuned yourself to then stay tuned for yourself to enjoy breakfast. that's enjoy breakfast. but that's it for until next time, for good night. until next time, have good one. have a good one. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather

on gb news. >> hello! here's your latest weather update from the met office. we hold on to rather unsettled weather across the uk dunng unsettled weather across the uk during the week ahead. further spells most areas and spells of rain in most areas and often quite windy to storm. kathleen started away kathleen started to move away towards the north and northeast of the uk now, but notice low pressure gathering once again towards southwest it's towards the southwest and it's this further wet this that will bring further wet and windy over the next and windy weather over the next couple back the couple of days. back to the detail for this evening and overnight, fairly overnight, and it's a fairly quiet picture many areas, at quiet picture for many areas, at least a time, because notice least for a time, because notice there's weather there's a more wet weather coming across southwest coming in across the southwest of the into parts of wales, of the uk into parts of wales, and very blustery showers of the uk into parts of wales, and seeny blustery showers of the uk into parts of wales, and seenyblusteruphowers of the uk into parts of wales, and seeny blusterup towards we've seen recently up towards the gradually the north—west will gradually ease early hours , ease into the early hours, temperatures dipping down to mid single the north temperatures dipping down to mid single the the north temperatures dipping down to mid single the clearest the north temperatures dipping down to mid single the clearest spellsz north under the clearest spells overnight, but starting to rise tonight the cloud and rain tonight as the cloud and rain comes from the and comes up from the south and southwest. there'll be some bright weather around tomorrow across and eastern across southern and eastern areas morning, but areas during the morning, but showery of rain already showery bursts of rain already gathering south gathering down towards the south and , becoming more and southwest, becoming more widespread across england and wales the afternoon and

wales into the afternoon and some turning quite some of those turning quite heavy. ireland, after heavy. northern ireland, after a bright , will see some rain bright start, will see some rain in the afternoon. so it's scotland that's to see the scotland that's set to see the best weather here. plenty best of the weather here. plenty of feeling pleasant of sunshine and feeling pleasant enough light winds with enough in light winds with temperatures about 12 temperatures up to about 12 degrees. temperatures up to about 12 degre looks like things are heating up . boxt boilers sponsors of up. boxt boilers sponsors of weather on

you're looking a little bit different this morning. eamonn on his way in. been caught up in storm. kathleen. more on that a little bit later on. >> a boost for pensioners as the government's state pension rise, with raft of other benefits with a raft of other benefits are set be introduced from are set to be introduced from today. we'll be speaking to work and pensions secretary mel stride end the hour . stride at the end of the hour. >> north america is set to be dazzled by a solar eclipse later today, but there are spots a bit closer to home where you can also possibly get a glimpse . also possibly get a glimpse. >> and amid a swirl of rumours and allegations , isla fisher has and allegations, isla fisher has hired prince charles and paul mccartney's top lawyer in her divorce with sacha baron cohen . divorce with sacha baron cohen. >> plus, our debate 720 today, amid a rise in brits seeking risky overseas medical treatment , we'll be debating whether it's better to seek help at home or abroad. >> hello. good morning. we'll see some bright weather around today, but things will generally be turning more unsettled as we go through the day, particularly across parts of england and