alerted the member who first alerted police to the parliamentary honeytrap sixteen scandal. bosworth mp doctor luke evans said he'd received unsolicited, explicit images and messages over whatsapp. tory mp william wragg told the times he'd sent intimate pictures of himself to someone on a gay dating app, and was then manipulated into providing phone numbers. so far, around a dozen mps staff and journalists are known to have been targeted this evening , the been targeted this evening, the metropolitan police have confirmed. they're also now investigating a. police are searching for other body parts after the discovery of a torso at a salford nature

after an israeli flag was burned dunng after an israeli flag was burned during the demonstrations, it says new powers to prevent disruptive protests come into force, with offenders facing up to six months in prison or an unlimited fine . the foreign unlimited fine. the foreign secretary is calling for a wholly independent review into the killing of three british aid workers in gaza. john chapman , workers in gaza. john chapman, james henderson and james kirby were among seven world central kitchen workers who were hit by israeli airstrikes. lord cameron has welcomed the dismissal of two idf officers and says the uk will now carefully review the findings of an initial report on

the incident . the israeli army the incident. the israeli army says the deaths are due to serious operational failures and a planned . a planned. strike by over 600 force. for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. com slash alerts. now it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> hello and welcome to the headliners. i'm nik dixon , headliners. i'm nik dixon, taking you through tomorrow's top stories for the next hour, and i'm joined by josh howie. i

thought you were going to cut. there he is going for a big statement with the and i >> -- >> band. well, when ray addison gets one, maybe we'll see it in here. >> oh, yeah . this is a stolen >> oh, yeah. this is a stolen ray addison tie. okay, i still anyone in the nation understand what you're talking about? >> because i work here and i don't even people don't even know the people who've gb news app. >> the subscription? no. the subscription. they know they are

rafe available in so many ways. >> let's have a quick look at the front pages then. since it's called headliners, the daily mail has now civil servants to strike over work from home. the telegraph mail cuts pose telegraph has mail cuts pose risks patient safety , say nhs risks to patient safety, say nhs chiefs. the times pressure on junior

i >> -- >> so i'm hoping that we're the ones that are going to make it through because i like you. >> but with money, money and looks and talent are okay. >> very close comments anyway. anyway, here. she's anyway, you're here. she's available and she's available now and she's available now and she's available now. okay, well, there we go. >> i to like w— we go. >> i to like him. then he >> i used to like him. then he went all censorship, didn't he? when all that facebook when he with all that facebook stuff, all pro stuff, he went all pro censorship. used to be like censorship. he used to be like the the establishment. the rebel the establishment. >> yeah, but happens us >> yeah, but that happens to us i me just waiting for. >> yeah, but that happens to us i me just waiting for . and. yeah, just waiting for. and. yeah, this is the statistic staff. and they have to. they've been told to come to the office for two whole days a week. two days? they've been working from home since a little thing called covid and lockdown and, and

they'll be able to tell you how that long that was ago. but but they weren't are these are the people that are supposed to be giving us the stats by giving us the crime stats by immigration isn't it? immigration status, isn't it? >> in the news the >> they were in the news the other day and they said, we can't that because it's going can't do that because it's going to too expensive. yes. to be too expensive. yes. and here there we go. here they are. there we go. >> and there's come in more than i >> -- >> yeah. i bet he didn't say that's a jolly good idea. >> he's handwriting the notes as we speak with a quill, shouldn't

say that, but my colleague. but it's not an insult, is it? it's just a nice image. let's do the telegraph, then. crescent. okay. >> mail cuts pose risk to patient safety, says nhs chiefs. apparently there's much apparently there's so much late mail people get written mail that so people get written to about their doctor's appointments, and they think that quarter of missed that a quarter of missed appointments are because they didn't the letter on time, didn't get the letter on time, which is infuriating, if

>> so that's going to save a fortune. yo, your appointments blues. >> that's the other one on there. oh, yeah, people , people, there. oh, yeah, people, people, people. that's a true blue. a true blue is somebody who's a right wing conservative. >> so a conservative. well no, because they're all centrist. >> now. that's the new thing, isn't it? and yeah, rishi is. >> the thing before he leaves. just, just just destroying the country. see you later, guys. i'm off to my job in wherever

the junior doctors that say come on, junior doctors sort out. but the junior doctors have only been offered 10% pay rise, but they want 35. so that's quite a big discrepancy. so until then, it doesn't really matter that you won't get your, appointment letters in the mail because you probably won't have the appointment. they'll be cancelled on the day anyway because strikes. because of strikes. >> that's silver lining. >> so that's a silver lining. yeah, what you think? yeah, yeah. what do you think? >> yeah i mean, >> well, yeah i mean, there's few people . there's so few people. their appointments, we don't need all the staff

i >> welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon. still here with the thinking man's sacha baron cohen. josh howie and cressida

wetton. there on. this from next month anyway. >> honey to honey , sext scandal. wil >> honey to honey, sext scandal. wil wragg will keep the tory whip. so we did a story earlier this week about spearfishing, which is directed fish fishing, where you try and you sort of, you

know, the people you pretend that you know, the person as you're whatsapping each other like, oh, met you here and like, oh, i met you here and how's

>> this would stop it right just. unprecedented rebuke after he joked that gibraltar was spanish. so this is , brexit spanish. so this is, brexit fallout still carrying on. josh any thoughts on this one?

>> this is falklands 2.0. this is going to be oh, the gibraltar . here we go. then. we're going to get those ships. get them ready. get them packed off rishi sunak a moment. yeah. this could be this could turn everything around this spanish around because this spanish mp nonentity went oh, oh spanish gibraltar right. nonentity went oh, oh spanish gibraltar right . and that was gibraltar right. and that was enough. >> you say it like he was joking. it does say here, he joked. but then elsewhere it said. they say it's like this terrible comment that's incomprehensible and we don't know it. was know why he's done it. so was it just joke was it just was just a joke or was it just was he trying to like, know, he trying to like, you know, push things certain direction? push things a certain direction? >> all in limbo >> well, it's all in limbo because that because of a certain thing that happened called brexit, the good news rejoin , news is that when we rejoin, it'll be sorted out. yeah. it'll all be sorted out. yeah. >> mean, annoyed because >> i mean, i'm annoyed because this is british overseas territory, just it territory, and i just checked it was. since was. we've had it since 1713. the of utrecht . the old treaty of utrecht. utrecht? you probably know i didn't. i didn't have to check that, but. but this guy's saying we're just quibbling over small details, that's not details, and that's not something nick would ever do. >> so, you're right. >> so, you're right. >> i find it hard to relate to. >> i find it hard to relate to. >> i find it hard to relate to. >> i die gibraltar.

>> i will die for gibraltar. >> i will die for gibraltar. >> we to keep gibraltar. >> we need to keep gibraltar. it's all we've got left the it's all we've got left of the empire. if we're empire. i'm damned if we're giving to spain or the giving it back to spain or the eu anyone. eu or anyone. fine. >> no patatas fritas for you. >> no patatas fritas for you. >> gibraltar. and >> gibraltar. exactly. and that's what we believe here at gb news. let's do the telegraph now with our obligatory infuriating story. josh. infuriating trans story. josh. >> pupils change >> oh, denying pupils can change sex breaking the law, sex may be breaking the law, teachers not teachers warned it's not breaking the law. so this is the bath and wells multi academy trust, which runs 42 primary schools and they have been basically . basically. revising their

. mind. and certainly that that goes into religious spaces, including my own space which i've talked about before at my own synagogue, and jonah synagogue, iona synagogue. so he made it sound and, but yeah, it's incredible that this stuff is still there. it's incredible that even though the law has been well established now, you had maya forstater establishing in law that that you can say that sex is binary. they were basically this, this school and it has a group of saying that, no, that's not the case. you could be breaking the equality act. >> it goes to show if you say things with confidence, you might get away with it. you know, this is like lewis's hole. >> don't give away secret. >> don't give away my secret. >> don't give away my secret. >> insisting and then >> insisting on things. and then people i guess must people go, oh, i guess they must be it seems very be right. it seems very confident, but it's absolutely wrong. activists confident, but it's absolutely wrongcome activists confident, but it's absolutely wrongcome written ists confident, but it's absolutely wrongcome written this

have come in and written this for them and you you for them and said, you know, you really on really ought to have this on youn really ought to have this on your, your website and it's just wrong. it's outrageous. now your, your website and it's just vrshould:'s outrageous. now your, your website and it's just vrshould:'s outrag been now your, your website and it's just vrshould:'s outrag been removed. i should add, it's been removed. i should add, it's been removed. i you said should have been. >> but what? when even >> but you know what? when even though it's been removed, they've been they've said now, oh it's been removed. reflect removed. it doesn't reflect our policy it was up policy now even though it was up on the websites, the fact that it you read how it was. and when you read how mental stuff was, mental this stuff was, it doesn't. it was years ago or doesn't. it was two years ago or a this crazy. yeah. a year ago. this crazy. yeah. i mean, it's even crazier that it doesn't much time doesn't matter how much time passes. >> i'm good at it that it's the woke of england. it's woke church of england. it's a group church of england group of church of england schools. shocking. not schools. so that's shocking. not surprising and surprising though. and yeah, and they expression that the they say the expression that the belief of the that belief of the belief that sex and gender are unchangeable, it's not our belief that's a fact. talking about. fact. so they're talking about. yeah weird isn't it, yeah it's weird isn't it, because war is won on it. because the war is won on it. we've basically won, but they're sort like we haven't. sort of acting like we haven't. they're guy they're like that japanese guy that war that was still fighting the war years later. you know what mean? >> t- mean? >> like carrying t like carrying >> they're like carrying on what helen that helen joyce makes exactly that point. she says that those people in, and people are invested in, and certainly parents and the certainly the parents and the friends parents to friends of parents are going to be end, be fighting this at the end, because the only alternative would be to admit they would be to admit that they have scarred their child for life. basically just been

basically and they've just been so an ideology is dangerous. >> yeah. okay that was well covered. let's do the mail. and this story is a 4.8 the scale this story is a 4.8 on the scale of scale of stupidity. of richter scale of stupidity. i would o'shea. of richter scale of stupidity. i wotvery o'shea. of richter scale of stupidity. i wotvery nice. o'shea. of richter scale of stupidity. i wotvery nice. marjoriei. of richter scale of stupidity. i wotvery nice. marjorie taylor >> very nice. marjorie taylor greene earthquake greene says earthquake that struck near trump's bedminster golf proof is golf course is proof that god is sending america strong signs to tell repent . how good is tell us to repent. how good is marjorie taylor greene? she's very entertaining, recently told emi to do something i'd love to tell her to do, but i don't know her. >> do you want to just tell some? some people might not know who she is. >> who is she. she is. >> who is she. she is. >> she's american firebrand. >> she's an american firebrand. >> she's an american firebrand. >> i thought emily maitlis was english. maitlis. english. oh, emily maitlis. >> no, she's english >> no, no, no, she's an english firebrand told to where firebrand who got told to where go marjorie greene in an go by marjorie greene in an entertaining moment. entertaining viral moment. it was funny. >> think marjorie taylor >> so i think marjorie taylor greene has a sense humour. greene has a sense of humour. she's very, she's she's a republican. she supports trump . republican. she supports trump. she's very religious. and there's been earthquake, there's been an earthquake, i should that there really has should say that there really has been an earthquake. but, at 4.8 on the richter scale, is that good? >> no one's died. >> no one's died. >> wobble at that level. >> wobble at that level. >> i saw some footage of a woman

speaking through it, and halfway through, there through, she says, was there a did you feel that? and they said, yes, we did. and they moved on. so it wasn't much of an earthquake? >> no. but it's interesting how the this the mail, the article this is in the mail, how basically said she how they basically said she doesn't that it's near, doesn't mention that it's near, trump's . so they've trump's golf course. so they've just kind of gone. trump owns a building somewhere near where this earthquake happened. and then we're going to put that bit next to this bit. and now america is going to fall into a pit of hell if they don't vote for trump . for trump. >> yeah, i was a bit disappointed because it doesn't it's not great look for it's not a great look for christians in america, she said. god is sending america strong signals to repent. signals to tell us to repent. and was a community and then there was a community note saying this note on x saying when this eclipse predicted, hundreds note on x saying when this eclipse ago,redicted, hundreds note on x saying when this eclipse ago,re will�*d, hundreds note on x saying when this eclipse ago,re will not undreds note on x saying when this eclipse ago,re will not have�*ds of years ago, it will not have been by contemporary been caused by contemporary actions. kind of like, actions. so it's kind of like, yeah, fair enough. not all yeah, fair enough. but not all christians nationalists yeah, fair enough. but not all christichristian nationalists; yeah, fair enough. but not all christichristian nationalists or yeah, fair enough. but not all chrrepublicans.rationalists or yeah, fair enough. but not all chrrepublicans.1atio marjorier all republicans. but marjorie taylor she will say taylor greene, she will say she's the most like this. she'll drop clanger. it is a bit embarrassing. >> it's embarrassing. but all she forjust all. she could be right for just all. >> she's right. yeah, that's true for ofcom balance.

>> she's right. yeah, that's trueltor ofcom balance. >> she's right. yeah, that's true it could)m balance. >> she's right. yeah, that's true it could be balance. >> she's right. yeah, that's true it could be that nce. >> she's right. yeah, that's true it could be that america is >> it could be that america is descending >> it could be that america is desthere|g lot of signs of >> there are a lot of signs of decay collapse. i'm not decay and collapse. i'm just not sure that's necessarily of sure that's necessarily one of them. be let's do them. it might just be let's do them. it might just be let's do the . and when it to the times. and when it comes to water, do prefer still water, do you prefer still sparkling contaminated sparkling or contaminated with faecal traces? josh? indeed, nestle mineral water springs contaminated with faecal traces , contaminated with faecal traces, they've done some, they've done some tests and they've detected a virological risk from transient microbiological biological contamination of faecal origin. now, that's what i say . every faecal origin. now, that's what i say. every time i leave faecal origin. now, that's what i say . every time i leave the i say. every time i leave the toilet. watch out. i've done a i've done a transient microbiological contamination of faecal. >> you might want to give it while. >> yeah, and really, that's that's french. i was just speaking french. there for poo. right. i'd say poo. >> yeah, no , no. >> yeah, no, no. >> okay, fine, i apologise. >> okay, fine, i apologise. >> i like to apologise on behalf of everyone. and for your earlier joke. of everyone. and for your earlierjoke. not for of everyone. and for your earlier joke. not for that. of everyone. and for your earlierjoke. not for that. oh, yeah. >> okay. what's our joke, and, but, yeah, it's basically don't dnnk but, yeah, it's basically don't drink any water at all. >> according to louis, i stick with highland springs. cressida,

this is just great for nestle, isn't it? >> it might be the end of them. i mean, what a disgusting story, no comments really. i drink water from a tank that has rust in it. is that dangerous? it's. yes i always think, oh, a bit more iron. it's probably fine. >> two things here though. one, nestle survived nestle have survived some scandals like that before, haven't honest haven't they? let's be honest with milk thing with the whole baby milk thing that wasn't good. and then also, don't they every now and don't they say every now and then in the papers faecal then in the papers that faecal matter basically matter is in basically everything ? okay, so what, they everything? okay, so what, they didn't capture any of that on the camera but the video. do it again. the radio listeners will have loved that . that's have loved that. that's horrendous. that's now gone into my drink quick. >> gotta be quick though. >> gotta be quick though. >> directly faecal matter over here. now after that, i apologise for everyone watching at 5 am. eating their breakfast. actually, whole breakfast. actually, the whole nafion breakfast. actually, the whole nation apologise. nation, i apologise. >> yeah, because just >> well, yeah, because you just told fake told them they're eating fake faecal matter. just faecal matter. well i've just heard, you those stories heard, you know, those stories only occasionally. >> just basically everywhere. >> thinking of >> i think you're thinking of the thing. the peanuts thing. >> peanuts. >> peanuts. >> bar. by the time >> peanuts on a bar. by the time you the end, they're you get to the end, they're 4%

urine. know, it's . urine. i don't know, it's. >> all right. >> all right. >> this is ridiculous. >> this is ridiculous. >> this is a new low for headliners, but that is it. hope the radio listeners enjoy that. that's it for part two. but coming up, magic mushrooms , coming up, magic mushrooms, artificial intelligence and artificial ovaries. see you

welcome back to headliners. we've dried up, and we want to crack on with the show. so let's do the guardian and the star of

the new romeo and juliet has been suffering online abuse . been suffering online abuse. it's not like the old days when you actually had to to you actually had to go to someone's balcony shout it someone's balcony and shout it at chris o'shea. nice. someone's balcony and shout it at and ris o'shea. nice. someone's balcony and shout it at and julietihea. nice. someone's balcony and shout it at and juliet theatre ce. someone's balcony and shout it at and juliet theatre star romeo and juliet theatre star suffers of online racial suffers barrage of online racial abuse, lloyd abuse, so the jamie lloyd company, that's the theatre company says came after company says abuse came after cast list made public for a show with holland and francesc with tom holland and francesc amador rivers. and she is the person i think , who's had this person i think, who's had this racial abuse. >> they don't give any. i think it's tom holland. >> well, yes. thank you. josh, that's same . people hate that's the same. people hate white people. i don't like to assume. anyway. they don't give you which is a bit you any examples, which is a bit frustrating because don't, frustrating because you don't, you what you type word. >> i just said gone mad. >> i just said it's gone mad. all right. that's all i said. >> well, when i first read this, i thought perhaps there i thought that perhaps there were who were not were some people who were not happy the, casting because happy with the, casting because there are far more black members of company white. but of the company than white. but i don't know, because i don't know. got i was trying to know. i've got i was trying to work out what it might be. the woman playing juliet woman who's playing juliet is 26. you she's 26. she's not, you know, she's she's a proper mature woman. i

don't know, obviously, that's nothing to do with race. i don't, but she's meant to be mean because juliet was, like, 14 story. 14 in the story. >> you mean? yeah. yeah, yeah. 14 in the story. >> yoi mean? yeah. yeah, yeah. 14 in the story. >> yoi don't ? yeah. yeah, yeah. 14 in the story. >> yoi don't see ah. yeah, yeah. 14 in the story. >> yoi don't see ih. yeah, yeah. 14 in the story. >> yoi don't see i think h, yeah. 14 in the story. >> yoi don't see i think people okay, i don't see i think people know it is. people are sick know what it is. people are sick of they think is woke. of what they think is woke. casting though casting basically, even though shakespeare know, shakespeare has been, you know, reworked times in the past. reworked many times in the past. we the bachelor, we had we had the bachelor, we had people leguizamo people like john leguizamo as tybalt so but in tybalt and stuff. so but in, in the context where people are the context where now people are just sick of what they just so sick of what they suspect of deliberate, suspect is sort of deliberate, kind woke casting. they're kind of woke casting. they're just looking for it everywhere. so why. just looking for it everywhere. so but why. just looking for it everywhere. so but vhave, i mean, i guess >> but to have, i mean, i guess one of the fact that capitulates or they, are or the whatever they, what are they capitulate. they called again? capitulate. capulets and the. so, yeah. so one of the families happens to be black. big deal. like, i don't why would elicit don't see why that would elicit such response if that such a racist response if that was. if that's if it's been misread as racist or it could be some genuine racist. we're going you know what? we don't want to have black, you know, which is which wrong. have black, you know, which is whiwell,wrong. have black, you know, which is whiwell, it'srg. have black, you know, which is whiwell, it's verona, italy, >> well, it's verona, italy, isn't it? in the the distant isn't it? in the in the distant past. it's people worry past. so it's like people worry about, these days, about, you know, these days, anne was black and things

anne boleyn was black and things like people it's like that. so people say it's ridiculous. shakespeare is ridiculous. and shakespeare is well known for being reworked because they need come because they need to always come up ideas. but i'm up with new ideas. but i'm saying the new context of saying in the new context of we've many like we've had so many things like this, people are like, oh, this, people are just like, oh, you again, probably so. 50. >> so. >> or she ema have ema— >> or she may well have just been the recipient of a of been the recipient of a lot of racist is terrible. racist abuse, which is terrible. well that was balanced for you then, the then, i guess let's do the telegraph . telegraph. >> mp says magic >> and a labour mp says magic mushrooms available on mushrooms should be available on the now, how will we tell the nhs. now, how will we tell if having bad if we're having a bad trip or just enduring a labour government? >> josh well, matt, well, they'll be free on the nhs . they'll be free on the nhs. they'll be, because you won't have to pay for them. oh, good. that's the answer. magic mushrooms should be available in the says mp . this is the nhs, says labour mp. this is charlotte nichols. she suffered from crime and it from a violent crime and it meant that she had to step down as shadow minister as the woman's shadow minister for women and equalities in 2021, really affected her 2021, it really affected her badly, some serious mental health issues and she feels that that the magic mushrooms are a component in magic mushrooms, which we've talked about before. silo cybin or something can have

a real beneficial impact. we've seen that. we've covered stories where in australia they've also legalised, i believe , america, legalised, i believe, america, they're working with this drug now in the uk , it's still now in the uk, it's still presently very much illegal. but if it's lowered to a different status where it can become legal for distribution amongst the nhs, but still illegal for my mum. my mum loves it, loves a bit of psilocybin asylum. yeah. >> i mean i don't know, i'm torn on this. what do you think, kristen? >> i think they should let the experts be the experts. and we know professor was know that professor nutt was fired years ago under a labour government for writing his papen government for writing his paper, ecstasy paper, equity comparing ecstasy use riding. he's use to horse riding. he's currently doing a load of work on this. he thinks he could halve veteran suicides if he were allowed to carry out the research. he'd like to carry out on this, but it's so politically sensitive because everybody panics they the word panics when they hear the word drugs doesn't get the drugs that it doesn't get the attention it could do. yeah. which is really sad because he's not know, he's he's an

not you know, he's he's an expert. working expert. he's been working in this for decades. this field for decades. >> well if it helps veterans i'm for it. but against any kind for it. but i'm against any kind of drugs. so in sense i'm of drugs. so in that sense i'm against timothy leary was against it. timothy leary was trying in the 60s trying this stuff in the 60s with psilocybin, these of with psilocybin, these kind of experiments. so it's got a long hippie but i hippie tradition. but i understand things can have understand these things can have medical but medical usage. i don't know. but luckily, mean, slight luckily, i mean, my slight concern have to wait concern is people have to wait 6 to 8 weeks to get the mushrooms. then they'll send by second then they'll send it by second class and it'll never class post and it'll never arrive. know i mean? arrive. you know what i mean? that's problem with the nhs. that's the problem with the nhs. >> a problem. >> that is a problem. >> that is a problem. >> trying to have your >> he's trying to have your trip. all let's do the trip. all right, let's do the telegraph. artificial telegraph. and artificial ovanes ovaries are on the way. the words hear words everyone wants to hear from delivery from their amazon delivery driver. chris o'shea. >> artificial ovaries on driver. chris o'shea. >> after artificial ovaries on driver. chris o'shea. >> after medical:ial ovaries on driver. chris o'shea. >> after medical breakthrough. driver. chris o'shea. >> researchers cal breakthrough. driver. chris o'shea. >> researchers discoverzthrough. driver. chris o'shea. >> researchers discoverzthrou is. so researchers discover what is needed for a follicle to mature into an egg. and i have discovered what a follicle is, apparently , when women are born, apparently, when women are born, the ones , they have the traditional ones, they have between 300 and 400,000 follicles, which can these follicles, which can these follicles produce some kind of liquid that then can potentially become an egg? the majority of them don't. it's all very

exclusive , isn't it? so you exclusive, isn't it? so you start with hundreds of thousands, and then you get a few eggs and then, you know it. so it's just having of so it's just having lots of follicles doesn't you've follicles doesn't mean you've got lots of eggs. >> i thought was a stork. >> i thought it was a stork. well, yeah. you're telling me this me cringe? this all makes me cringe? >> very bodily. >> well, it's very bodily. kind of. got follicles inside you. >> there are . >> well, there are. >> well, there are. >> well, there are. >> we don't talk about it on the fire. >> very safe store. yeah. >> very safe store. yeah. >> i never liked biology at school because this stuff makes me cringe. although it's a miracle. it's miracle. obviously, it's amazing. well done then. so these now they're amazing. well done then. so thes�*by now they're amazing. well done then. so thes�*by way, now they're amazing. well done then. so thes�*by way, there's they're amazing. well done then. so thes�*by way, there's no zy're not. by the way, there's no mention this. it's all mention of age in this. it's all about people infertile. about people who are infertile. so think they're they so i don't think they're they don't that this is going to don't say that this is going to help people babies for help people have babies for longer, usually what longer, which is usually what these are about that these stories are about that doesn't magic these stories are about that doesnworking magic these stories are about that doesnworking towards magic these stories are about that doesnworking towards beinggic we're working towards is being able immature cell able to trigger an immature cell into . see, that's what into maturity. see, that's what they're trying to do. they're trying out to how make trying to work out to how make these follicles produce eggs. >> you've had no >> okay, josh, you've had no real fertility, real problems with fertility, but , i just want. but any comment, i just want. i was just excited by this follicles because i thought it was going to get some balding

cure . yeah. it was. all men know cure. yeah. it was. all men know what follicles are. >> it's hair follicles . >> it's hair follicles. >> it's hair follicles. >> that's how it turns out. it was something useless. >> like i know a woman thing. >> like i know a woman thing. >> about that? >> who cares about that? i wanted cure. wanted a bald cure. >> right. when's that? >> right? right. when's that? what focused >> right? right. when's that? wh stop focused >> right? right. when's that? wh stop your focused >> right? right. when's that? wh stop your stupidd >> right? right. when's that? wh stop your stupid scientist >> stop your stupid scientist fertility the real fertility thing and do the real scientific work that you're there for. get get there for. and get some. get some on this boy. there for. and get some. get some on. this boy. there for. and get some. get some on. you're boy. there for. and get some. get some on. you're always >> come on. you're always talking about decline talking about the decline in birth rate. is for birth rate. this is good for those that can't. >> yeah, but i have hair, >> yeah, but if i have hair, then birth rate will go up then the birth rate will go up again. >> well, no. is that what's stopping you? five kids and all you stopping the you need now is stopping the missus. wow, we've learnt so much there. i'm comfortable with all of it. let's do the times and meta's new. i refuses to show images people. has show images of white people. has anyone in group anyone tried typing in group responsible for all the world's anyone tried typing in group respoyet? e for all the world's anyone tried typing in group respoyet? josh all the world's anyone tried typing in group respoyet? josh very he world's anyone tried typing in group respoyet? josh very good,rld's anyone tried typing in group respoyet? josh very good, but. evils yet? josh very good, but. >> well. meta's ai image generator accused of racism . but generator accused of racism. but it's not the kind of racism that we might think. the it's we might think. it's the it's the other type of racism. they were get, were basically trying to get, asian white wife, and asian man with a white wife, and it was just doing asian men and asian men. so it was like sort of saying, you're not allowed to

have like mixed marriages. this is is this, this. is this is this, this. >> i didn't want to show it so badly. didn't want to show a caucasian even caucasian that it couldn't even show mixed well race, marriage. >> i think that it's more that it's kind of saying that , it's kind of saying that, zuckerberg was wrong, i think. i think it could be a racist ai, but in the different way, like i said, really, that it's like it doesn't intermarriage, even doesn't want intermarriage, even though 20% america. >> and many pointing out >> and many people pointing out the zuckerberg, who the irony mark zuckerberg, who invented asian wife invented meta, has an asian wife , so it wouldn't even show the zuckerberg scenario. >> that . >> i didn't know that. interesting, no. i've just written that they should written down that they should put racism and google's put meta's racism and google's racism the colosseum see racism in the colosseum and see he more racist. he could be more racist. >> nice. it's gladiator joke. >> nice. it's a gladiatorjoke. josh. no, it was a good >> yeah. no, no, it was a good one. >> i could see you from your silent response that enjoyed silent response that you enjoyed it. explained, yeah. it. yeah, i explained, yeah. >> you know. >> you know. >> musk and zuckerberg >> yeah. musk and zuckerberg were gonna fight. is that ever going to happen? >> it's gone quiet. i'm >> well, it's gone quiet. i'm trying bring back. i was trying to bring it back. i was up i don't even like up for that. i don't even like boxing, but would go and watch that. >> does anyone know why these ais all racist? ais are all racist? >> they're programmed by >> because they're programmed by human beings? yes, because.

>> they're >> exactly. because they're programmed human beings. programmed by woke human beings. >> imagining programmed by woke human beings. >.lot imagining programmed by woke human beings. >.lot of imagining programmed by woke human beings. >.lot of the imagining programmed by woke human beings. >.lot of the programmingrg done a lot of the programming is done in wondering if in india, and i'm wondering if they no, we don't they were like, no, we don't want don't want look at want to. i don't want look at that. want a women that. we don't want a women going off with really white blokes. >> wasn't >> it wasn't india. it was like it asia. it was like southeast asia. well there's problem is there's the other problem is that maybe it got confused because asian, south asian very confusing. sure confusing. okay well i'm sure we navigate let's do navigate i am i maybe let's do the telegraph and more middle aged women are watching porn. the typical storyline is a man will come round to install a new kitchen. discuss which kitchen. they discuss which tiles about two tiles to choose for about two hours. leaves . hours. then he leaves. >> lovely. >> it sounds lovely. >> it sounds lovely. >> just happy to have >> she'd just be happy to have a kitchen. >> oh . that's true. >> oh. that's true. >> oh. that's true. >> the older i've got, the kinkier i've got don't clip that how porn is booming for midlife women. oh, this is so annoying, the objections to the recent series on the subject. no. and i don't feel heard either, recently, woman's hour did this very annoying program where we all have to talk about porn endlessly because it's 2024 and everything's fine now, and there's no boundaries to

anything. and somebody complained someone complained and said, can someone do the do something to rein in the current woman's hour preoccupation masturbation preoccupation with masturbation and pornography? and it wasn't me, because i don't listen to radio but that's exactly radio four, but that's exactly how and an how i felt. and so this is an article that article telling us that apparently are much more apparently women are much more into porn than know, and they into porn than we know, and they just speak up . it says just don't speak up. it says the vast users porn vast majority of users of porn are men, but women are catching up, accounting for around a third of pornhubs current user base. and i did think for a minute, is this the trans thing? where are female? >> it's men. >> it's men. >> what is pornhub? >> what is pornhub? >> well, i don't know , josh, >> well, i don't know, josh, but, yeah. and then it goes on to say women are interested in porn because it has a stake in their lives through their partners or their children. well, that's isn't it? well, that's true, isn't it? >> depressing because >> i find it depressing because i this of teenage boys i expect this of teenage boys and men, but it's women. and men, but now it's women. although funny once although it is funny that once white middle white liberal, middle class women like this women get involved like this woman, richards has created woman, anna richards has created an site called an ethical porn site called frolic. they would have to frolic. me they would have to make ethical, they? make it ethical, wouldn't they? just. really good point. just. it's a really good point. >> the very ethical. >> you good when you're on

there. >> they're saying it because they've got more disposable income. time income. they've got more time on their also their hands. they've also got more hands . more hands on their hands. that's my joke. >> i that's whole thing. >> i that's the whole thing. >> i that's the whole thing. >> right . >> that's right. >> that's right. >> although apparently milf is the viewed category worldwide. >> and can say can you >> yeah. and can you say can you tell us what that means, chris, to spell out each word and i'm trying to get you fired, but, it's a mother. >> i'd like to get to know. >> i'd like to get to know. >> there is actually. >> there is actually. >> well. and listen to and take for dinner and let her talk. >> okay. >> okay. >> there is something very disturbingshe said that of which is, she said that one of the complaining people about the women's hour that you were talking porn special, women's hour that you were talki she porn special, women's hour that you were talki she and porn special, women's hour that you were talki she and her porn special, women's hour that you were talki she and her husband ecial, women's hour that you were talki she and her husband found said she and her husband found it unacceptable. fact it unacceptable. and the fact that listening that there's a couple listening together i find together to women's hour i find deeply and really deeply suspicious and really quite icky. >> it is icky, yeah. >> it is icky, yeah. >> is it like like a bloke should be listening in by himself if he wants to find out all about women and obviously women. are allowed women. women are allowed to. they're watch. do you they're allowed to watch. do you think they're just sitting there and she's don't you and she's saying, don't you think, and she's saying, don't you thirand saying, yes. >> and he's saying, yes. yeah, exactly. >> and he's saying, yes. yeah, exa there's >> and he's saying, yes. yeah, exathere's something definitely >> there's something definitely cocky it's the decline

>> i agree. and it's the decline of four. i'm not sure of radio four. i'm not sure we're most of we're allowed to say most of those words, but that's it for part anyway. coming up, part three anyway. so coming up, inspiration porn, the big crunch and throwing somehow

soon. welcome back to the final part of headliners. let's crack on with the telegraph and dorset's traditional knob throwing contest is back. but will trans people to enter? josh people be able to enter? josh that's my question. >> well, they enter, but as >> well, they can enter, but as long perform in the long as they perform in the right right. right sex class. right. a traditional throwing traditional knob throwing contest fears contest back but choking fears force eating race. this force axing of eating race. this is a one day festival in chilfrome , and there's events chilfrome, and there's events like the knob and spoon race and guess the weight of a big knob. knob painting a non pyramid . i'm knob painting a non pyramid. i'm think there's knob on. there might be a joke in here somewhere. i feel like this could just all be about the word knob, because it's also a biscuit . biscuit. >> there's no judging this one.

>> there's no judging this one. >> that's the whole premise . >> that's the whole premise. >> that's the whole premise. >> the eating race has been scrapped over fears of people choking on it, because they can't carry on. >> are you going to choke on carry on? >> is that what hobnobs come from? i guess, yeah, it's a sort of dry biscuit. it's a biscuit. >> buttery . is it? or of dry biscuit. it's a biscuit. >> buttery. is it? or is it biscuit or is it a is it like roll. >> yeah. that's the important thing. >> yeah. anyway throw it. >> yeah. anyway they throw it. it's traditional and touching. >> there's touching yeah . >> there's no touching but yeah. the popular knob eating race brilliant which participants brilliant in which participants consume as many knobs as they can in one minute. well, not return due to choking fears. i mean, it's like that last story. >> it'sjust mean, it's like that last story. >> it's just you also pin >> it's just you can also pin the knob on the cerne abbas giant. >> so you peel the knob on a giant. it's like a game. >> dorset. so it's a giant knob. fine. when me two gets to dorset, there's going to be trouble. until i just have trouble. but until i just have to go out at 5 am, can i just also say this is in the telegraph? >> yeah, this is a telegraph. this isn't the start. cultural decline. this is not the star. this telegraph. this is the telegraph. >> one of these stories >> this is one of these stories that producers put just

that our producers put in just to get us all fired. to try and get us all fired. >> yeah, but we're legally allowed to say knob much as allowed to say knob as much as we with this. surely, for we want with this. surely, for ofcom reasons. >> traditional >> yes, because traditional knobs contest. yeah exactly. let' s exactly. let's not throw the >> let's not throw the knob throwing contest story. >> peak in 2019, more >> at its peak in 2019, more than 8000 people attended. that's 8000 people with a terrible sense of humour. >> well, it's not that much to do chilfrome, i imagine. >> well, it's not that much to do no,1ilfrome, i imagine. >> well, it's not that much to do no, apart1e, i imagine. >> well, it's not that much to do no, apart from magine. >> well, it's not that much to do no, apart from play ne. >> well, it's not that much to do no, apart from play with your >> no, apart from play with your knobs. or eat your knobs. i don't know exactly how many biscuits as well. good. well just normal quality tv. >> let's do the times then. let's do the. >> matthew sweet's gonna clip that one up. >> yeah. no, it's fine. that was all fine. it was touching moment of traditional, english pastimes. good. let's do the times dark energy is times and dark energy is thawing, which is what i say when lewis schaffer leaves the building. chris o'shea. >> never mind. the bang >> never mind. the big bang universe with a big universe could end with a big crunch. it's nice, isn't it. at last, some good news from scientists. all that is of value in the universe and civilisation, we thought it was

going to end up as a ravaged, frozen, eternal wasteland. but it's not. it's going to crunch away. >> they're always changing it, aren't they? it's all made up. it's all nonsense. they don't know what's gonna happen at the end of the universe. >> no, don't think they do. i >> no, i don't think they do. i think you're exactly right. think. >> yeah, but it sounds better. the crunch, dark, it. well, the crunch, the dark, it. well, i dark. energy's i like the dark. energy's thawing dark is thawing because dark energy is pushing they pushing the world apart. so they thought keep thought it was going to keep going it's heat death. going on apart. it's heat death. we've so much about. we've heard so much about. now i say it's not going say no, no, it's not going apart. the dark energy is soaring. god soaring. i think i think god knows what doing. and these knows what he's doing. and these scientists up. scientists are catching up. they're understand scientists are catching up. they'can't understand. stand they can't understand. >> it contracts, the >> well, if it contracts, the idea that then it would get idea is that then it would get to a point there could be to a point where there could be another big bang. so another potential big bang. so it's the of yeah. on it's the cycle of life. yeah. on that scale a nicer that grand scale that is a nicer idea. a lot of idea. when you read a lot of science fiction comic books like i and various that is i do and various films, that is an propagated quite an idea that's propagated quite an idea that's propagated quite a rather than this a lot. okay, rather than this endless death thing, which would be of marvel, the be at the end of marvel, the universe, no energy. be at the end of marvel, the uni'yeah. no energy. be at the end of marvel, the uni'yeah. the no energy. be at the end of marvel, the uni'yeah. the nothingness. but no >> yeah. the nothingness. but no one's big bang. one's ever proved the big bang. obviously, that obviously, the idea that

something nothing something comes from nothing fundamentally absurd. now, of course, on on the religious, on the they say, the christian side, they say, well, there and well, god was there first. and then well, then people say, well, who created god? then again, you get the regress problem, the infinite regress problem, so no it. and i don't no one's solved it. and i don't believe think important believe i think the important thing we're to die. >> this says don't believe in assisted. >> good morning. it's got to come when it comes. >> says no assisted dying. i'm glad your glad you brought it back to your political the political agenda. let's do the telegraph then a story telegraph then with a story about porn, which about inspiration porn, which i thought listening thought meant people listening to apparently to my podcast. but apparently it's is going on? poor not. >> what is going on? poor not. i don't choose stories, is it? don't choose the stories, is it? yeah it's an interesting point, paralympian says not not all disabled are heroes. some disabled people are heroes. some are just scum. no, shouldn't say that. but this is are some. i'm sure. i'm sure there are. this is baroness grey—thompson and she said that welsh life peer. it sounds like she was walking down the road. oh, that was genuinely. i don't know what her disability is, but she. whatever it was welsh wheelchair. anyway. that was okay. yeah. anyway, the point was going down the point is she was going down the road someone you're a road and someone said, you're a real inspiration because she's won loads 11 gold medals, so

that's enough . then she that's fair enough. then she says she was with a friend of hers. i don't know if she has a friend, but an accountant who's also they were also disabled. and they were like, in your inspiration like, oh, in your inspiration too. but then it sounds like that. too. but then it sounds like that . baroness one yeah, that. baroness one yeah, exactly. like like it's exactly. like it's like it's just accountant. why is she why is so it sounds sort of like is she so it sounds sort of like sour grapes a little bit. right? >> whereas she's i'm the >> whereas she's like, i'm the knob champion. what knob throwing champion. what have you ever done. >> so what it >> yeah. so that's what it that's it sounds like the that's what it sounds like the end of a gig somebody says, end of a gig when somebody says, oh, stuff. oh, i loved your stuff. >> and were oh, yeah. >> were you on keep, keep, keep going, keep doing it. >> yeah yeah yeah. >> yeah yeah yeah. >> but course it is a >> so. but of course it is a point side. but she does point this side. but she does also really valid also make some really valid points. train points. you know about train access improved. access hasn't improved. education for disabled children is access to is still a struggle. access to sport facilities. there are real there are real hardships for people who are disabled. and the question is whether this stuff is getting better or not. >> okay. well, let's quickly do this one in mail about this one in the mail then. about pigskins something. pigskins or something. cressida, women in their 70s no longer need wear thanks to

need to wear bras thanks to £6,000 d sagging internal bra surgery which involves pigskin. >> yippeei i there's so much in that headline, isn't there women in there? all of it's awful. no longer need to wear bras if they don't want to, do they, yeah. some. some horrible thing that involves putting a piece of pigskin and creating some kind of scaffolding that the tissue can then grow around. i mean, i just hate all this mad surgery . just hate all this mad surgery. bbls all of it. it makes me cnnge. cringe. >> yeah. we finally got one on camera that was good. josh will do that. you can hire him now to just do that for your children's party if you want, 14 seconds left. anything to say, josh? i just want to keep spitting stuff. that's level stuff. is that. that's the level that just. pure profit. wow that i just. pure profit. wow >> pigskin benton obrar. >> pigskin benton obrar. >> i'm never going to take you seriously on the middle east again. all right? the show is pretty much but let's have pretty much over, but let's have another quick look. thanks, pretty much over, but let's have anoth let'sick look. thanks, pretty much over, but let's have anoth let's have ok. thanks, pretty much over, but let's have anoth let's have a . thanks, pretty much over, but let's have anoth let's have a quick|ks, pretty much over, but let's have anoth let's have a quick look at guys. let's have a quick look at saturday's pages. so the saturday's front pages. so the daily now civil daily mail has now civil servants strike wfh ,

servants to strike over wfh, which of course work from home. the and mail cuts pose the telegraph and mail cuts pose risks to patient safety, say nhs chiefs. the times pressure on junior doctors to end strikes. the daily mirror , myhero and the the daily mirror, myhero and the daily star kath in a fury. and those were front pages which i managed to do despite quite a lot of duress. they're coming from josh's way. but anyway, thatis from josh's way. but anyway, that is it for tonight's show. thanks to josh and chris. that's the one time you didn't do it when the cameras you, when the cameras on you, headunes when the cameras on you, headlines back tomorrow at 11 headlines is back tomorrow at 11 pm, course, you're pm, and, of course, if you're watching then stay watching at 5 am, then stay tuned breakfast. for tuned for breakfast. but for now, up. it's now, we're going to dry up. it's good night. morning, and good night. good morning, and god oh, am i. god bless. oh, am i. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello. good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather update. storm kathleen is on the way for this weekend. we'll turn and seasonably windy, but it's

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