gb news. >> good evening. the top stories this hour. king charles has made his first major public appearance since his cancer diagnosis . appearance since his cancer diagnosis. he's joined by appearance since his cancer diagnosis . he's joined by the diagnosis. he's joined by the queen. he smiled and waved as he left an easter sunday service at saint chapel in saint george's chapel in windsor. and he went on to greet the crowds . a member of the the crowds. a member of the pubuc the crowds. a member of the public told the king to keep going strong and others said he looked well. the prince and princess of wales missed the service as catherine continues her cancer treatment . meanwhile, her cancer treatment. meanwhile, the archbishop of canterbury

wished the king and princess of wales well during his easter sermon at canterbury cathedral, justin welby encouraged the congregation to pray for charles and catherine and praised their dignity as they both undergo treatment for cancer . dignity as they both undergo treatment for cancer. in his easter message, the prime minister paid tribute to the work of churches and christian communities across the country. >> happy easter everyone i this >> happy easter everyone! this weekend, as people come together to celebrate and reflect on the message at the heart of the easter festival, i want to pay tribute to the incredible work of christians in country of christians in this country the churches, charities, volunteers and fundraisers who lived the christian values of compassion, charity and self—sacrifice, supporting those in need and demonstrating what it means to love thy neighbour. >> thousands of people turned out to see pope francis preside over easter mass at the vatican. the pontiff delivered his urbi et orbi blessing from the balcony of saint peter's

basilica . pope francis, who's basilica. pope francis, who's been dealing with health problems in recent weeks, used his address to renew his call for immediate ceasefire in for an immediate ceasefire in gaza, along with the release of all israeli hostages . meanwhile, all israeli hostages. meanwhile, israel's prime minister says more than 200 gunmen have been killed by his country's forces at a hospital in northern gaza. another hospital further south was also targeted by an airstrike. several tents on the grounds of the al shifa were hit, reportedly killing four people and injuring others, including journalists . the including journalists. the israeli military says it was focusing terrorist command focusing on a terrorist command centre, the precise hit, designed civilian designed to minimise civilian casualties. benjamin netanyahu also declared there would be no victory over the hamas terror group without a rafah operation , group without a rafah operation, and a new poll suggests the tories are on track for their worst general election result. survation found the party could win fewer than 100 seats, with labour predicted to sweep to power with a landslide victory

of 468. the 15,000 person poll indicated the conservatives would be wiped out in scotland and wales, and hold just 98 seats in england . for the latest seats in england. for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen, or go to gb news. com slash alerts. now it's over to headliners . over to headliners. >> happy easter i'm andrew doyle i'm here to take you through monday's news stories, and i'm joined tonight by two wonderful comedians, , the comedians, paul cox, the people's jonathan people's gammon and jonathan kogan, smoked kogan, the people's smoked salmon bagel. you're both well. >> yeah. good thing you're looking quite dapper, aren't you? >>i you? >> i know, i don't know how that managed but did. managed to happen, but i did. it's sunday and, this is it's easter sunday and, this is very important to me. >> this is for the easter bunny. it is for the easter bunny. >> and i hope the easter bunny

as well. >> after disappearing on friday or story goes. or however the story goes. >> horrible. i'm >> oh, that was horrible. i'm wearing . wearing a jumper. >> you are. mean, you haven't >> you are. i mean, you haven't made an effort. >> girlfriend's away >> no, my girlfriend's been away for i'm to down for a month, so i'm to down my reserve month. >> yes. yeah. doing show. >> yes. yeah. doing a show. >> yes. yeah. doing a show. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> wait, not >> yeah. >> wait, you're not saying that your does your girlfriend does your washing let washing for you? no, i don't let her that anymore, okay? her do that anymore, okay? >> month >> not in the last month after the of but the parcel fiasco of 2019, but carry the parcel fiasco of 2019, but car|okay, we're to >> okay, well, we're going to start at the front start by looking at the front pages the times on pages as usual. the times on monday is leading with long waits in a&e, killed 250 people every week, and the guardian is running with plan to scrap non—dom status is full of non—dom tax status is full of loopholes super rich. the loopholes for super rich. the telegraph is running with council tax to double for 80% of second homes. the mirror leads with king's show of strength. the daily mail has 250 needless deaths each week due to agonising waits in a&e, and the daily star has some baffling account about elvis appearing in las vegas or something like that. those were your front pages.

that. those were your front pages . so that. those were your front pages. so we're going to kick off with the times on monday. paul off with the times on monday. paul, what have they got? >> some harrowing, but i guess not too surprising news. >> long waits in a&e kill 250 people every week . people every week. >> and this is pace. >> and this is pace. >> this is there are a million patients, that waited over 12 hours or more once they'd been admitted for a bed. >> and is this an issue with triage? is this so? >> they get so sorry, andrew. >> they get so sorry, andrew. >> come on. no. >>— >> come on. no. >> come on. no. >> come on. no. >> come on. so the point is, i think it is an issue with triage, triage them triage, but the triage gets them to point. then they to this point. and then they still the end of still they're told at the end of triage to admitted . triage they need to be admitted. right. and that wait right. and it's that wait between triage and between the end of triage and getting a bed of hours or getting a bed of 12 hours or more that are dying in. more that people are dying in. >> so is this is this just the usual story? the nhs doesn't have the resources. they're understaffed. >> i think it's more of a kind of filibuster war of of a filibuster war of attrition. they just try and gnnd attrition. they just try and grind see how long grind you down, see how long you'll leave you'll just grind you down, see how long you'lwith ve you'll just grind you down, see how long you'lwith ve yourself. ll just grind you down, see how long you'lwith ve yourself. you're so grind you down, see how long you'lwithveywound. you're so up your own wound. >> know what? there >> well, you know what? there are actually a lot of people. i mean, mother at mean, my mother used to work at an and an a&e in the reception, and she said a lot people

an a&e in the reception, and she said who a lot people an a&e in the reception, and she said who just a lot people an a&e in the reception, and she said who just really people an a&e in the reception, and she said who just really didn't)ple there who just really didn't need were just need treatment. they were just going there they going there because they wanted somewhere i'm here. >> well, that's why i'm here. >> well, that's why i'm here. >> talk to. >> someone to talk to. >> someone to talk to. >> that's only reason >> yeah, that's the only reason you're >> yeah, that's the only reason youwe probably care >> we probably should care slightly more about the 250 dead people, are the people >> well, those are the people who treatment. who did need treatment. yes, that's evidently. so that's my point. evidently. so is case that we is it not the case that we should encouraging to should be encouraging people to maybe, you know, not go in unnecessarily? queues down? i would totally with >> i would totally agree with that. the pandemic, that. but since the pandemic, it feels goes to a&e feels like nobody goes to a&e unless it's 100% right. unless it's100% right. necessary. it feels that way to me. >> okay, at the same time, every time i dial one, one, one, if i have some something you have some kind of something you want one, one, want to speak to, one one, one, they oh, go in. they always say, oh, just go in. >> you over the phone. >> so even it's something you >> so even if it's something you just they just want some advice on, they will to go in so will just tell you to go in so you waste the doctor's time. >> isn't time we just >> isn't it about time we just funded better? funded the nhs better? >> would >> yes. i mean, people would argue there people who argue there are some people who watch would argue watch this, i'm sure would argue that money and that we give it enough money and they need it they and they need to spend it better. there is there's a better. and there is there's a strong argument for that. you could of the could get rid of all the diversity inclusion managers could get rid of all the div�*asity inclusion managers could get rid of all the div�*a start. inclusion managers for a start. >> oh yeah. for a start. >> absolutely. i there is for a start. >.lotbsolutely. i there is for a start. >.lot of>lutely. i there is for a start. >.lot of waste. i there is a lot of waste. >> without that >> but without all that cynicism, right. >> but without all that cthink�*n, right. >> but without all that cthink�*n, population right. >> but without all that

cthink�*n, population growsit. >> but without all that cthink�*n, population grows ,. >> but without all that cthink�*n, population grows , so i think as population grows, so does need the burden and does the need and the burden and as a result, we need to invest in it and we need to invest in it properly. >> i'm fan it properly. >>i'm fan the it properly. >> i'm fan the nhs, >> i'm a fan of the nhs, jonathan. it's jonathan. i think it's a fantastic institution . fantastic institution. >> and i also agree. >> and i also agree. >> it's definitely has >> i think it's definitely has its right place or its heart in the right place or its heart in the right place or it once but it certainly once did. but i think go to the nhs think if you go to the nhs and you didn't to go, you you didn't need to go, you should have to pay it or you should have to pay for it or you have do like forfeit something. >> so you get to >> well, so we get you get to the trios and i go, the end of trios and i go, you didn't here. yeah, didn't need to come here. yeah, that's £400. >> exactly. >> 5 seems wm w“ >> well, that seems a bit. >> well, that seems a bit. >> what about the guardian? jonathan? favourite paper. jonathan? my favourite paper. what with? what are they running with? >> oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> so here's a story that i didn't understand until i read it. of do. so plan to it. and i sort of do. so plan to scrap non—dom tax status full scrap non—dom tax status is full of for super rich. so of loopholes for super rich. so this owning this is a story about owning a non—dom property. that's correct jonathan. excellent i remember that. with that. so this is to do with people who generally people who earn generally wealthy second people who earn generally wealthjthat second people who earn generally wealthjthat they second people who earn generally wealthjthat they don't second people who earn generally wealthjthat they don't sein.1d homes that they don't live in. and all these new tax and there's all these new tax proposals which apparently full of holes, and it's just a massive, beneficial scheme for rishi. according to this, he stands to gain gain savings of

£250 million. >> but that's very cynical. this isn't being implemented just to benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> that's what i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is|at's what i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it's what i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it not hat i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it not alwaysould do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it not alwaysouldcase >> is it not always the case that benefit these that the rich benefit from these things? i mean, they've got very, high flown very, very high flown accountants find loopholes. >> of course, mean, yeah, loopholes. >:isn't of course, mean, yeah, loopholes. >:isn't of cthese mean, yeah, loopholes. >:isn't of cthese dastardly'eah, loopholes. >:is people:these dastardly 'eah, loopholes. >:is people :the:they stardly'eah, loopholes. >: is people :the:they star< some 1, loopholes. >:is people :the:they star< some of rich people and they are some of them is their them dastardly, but it is their accountants. people accountants. there are people that manage their money. of course be course there are going to be loopholes. there'll be they'll know about the loopholes before the legislation is enacted in any way, shape or form. >> i met a woman told >> i met a woman once who told me job, job, me that her job, her whole job, was ways for rich people was to find ways for rich people to save money legally, but not morally. and she admitted that she said, this is evasion of tax evasion. she said, no, it's evasion. she said, no, no, it's not, it's not illegal. no. it's just sorts of just that there are all sorts of ways save money. ways that you can save money. like face in like what's his face in the shawshank on that like what's his face in the shawshjemmy on that like what's his face in the shawshjemmy yeah.n that like what's his face in the shawshjemmy yeah. when he prison? jemmy carr yeah. when he sort guy sort of know the guy, the guy in shawshank redemption, when he sort all sort of says, i can save you all that money if you just give that money to your wife as a gift. oh, yeah. and then he almost throws building. throws him off the building. but he a he doesn't. and he saves a lot of and then ends of cash. and then the guy ends up himself. yeah. up shooting himself. yeah. >> now get >> okay, now i get that. >> okay, now i get that.

>> are >> i mean, i guess you are completely incentivised financially. maybe morally financially. maybe not morally to so why to avoid tax if you can. so why would people not pay people to do that? right. >> that is just, i suppose i mean, isn't isn't morality just a construct? andrew. oh a social construct? andrew. oh for no, is read your >> no, it is not. read your bible. we're to move bible. okay. we're going to move on cover now the telegraph. >> paul . >> paul. >> paul. >> council tax to for double 80% of second homes. so this is more than 150 councils across the uk. andrew impose levy andrew will impose inflated levy in affecting 130,000 in move to affecting 130,000 properties. there's a bit of a theme tonight at the moment this is all about people that have more money than us, are more money than us, that are able afford things, like able to afford things, like people their able to afford things, like people for their able to afford things, like people for and their able to afford things, like people for and second eir able to afford things, like people for and second homes able to afford things, like pe0|stuffr and second homes able to afford things, like pe0|stuff like and second homes able to afford things, like pe0|stuff like this.1d second homes and stuff like this. second homes. yeah. so this would be on their homes and their their second homes and their council would so how council tax would go up. so how many got cox. oh god. many homes you got cox. oh god. >> you're up to four now aren't you. >> yeah i'm up to four. >> yeah i'm up to four. >> one's the help. >> yeah, but one's for the help. and really like to talk and i don't really like to talk about >> oh yeah. >> oh yeah. >> i >> oh yeah. » n >> of course. i mean, i'm conflicted by this sort of stuff because been because i've always been quite aspirational. think aspirational. so i always think i'd to be the person that i'd like to be the person that they're talking these they're talking about in these stories. and therefore i don't want change too much stories. and therefore i don't

want i change too much stories. and therefore i don't want i wanthange too much stories. and therefore i don't want i want t01ge too much stories. and therefore i don't want i want t01ge there uch stories. and therefore i don't want i want t01ge there the because i want to get there the way way is the way way this the way this is the way that win in america. >> always promise this to >> they always promise this to everyone. you as as everyone. you will be as rich as everyone. you will be as rich as everyone it everyone else. and of course, it never happens. >> and just those. >> and i'm just one of those. >> and i'm just one of those. >> happen. >> and i'm just one of those. >> it happen. >> and i'm just one of those. >> it can happen. >> and i'm just one of those. >> it can do. happen. >> it can do. >>- >> it can do. >> not us. >> yeah. not us. >> yeah. not us. >> well, know, >> well, you don't know, jonathan. bit more jonathan. be a bit more optimistic. i'm striving. optimistic. i am, i'm striving. >> the spirit >> i'm living under the spirit of to of creation. and i'm going to become hundred become a multi, multi hundred thousand become a multi, multi hundred th £100,000, 100,000. of >> £100,000, 100,000. some of the are the wealthiest people i know are drug dealers actually. so i'm thinking that maybe way thinking that maybe that's a way forward. speak after the >> but we will speak after the show. no, that's not going show. no, no, that's not going to here. show. no, no, that's not going to going. show. no, no, that's not going to going to put my foot down >> i'm going to put my foot down on that one. we're to move on that one. we're going to move on that one. we're going to move on one. this is, the on to this one. this is, the daily star. what pulitzer prize winning star winning story has the daily star got monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff.)nday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, ay? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, elvis fans >> heavy stuff. so, elvis fans are all spooked up. king of rock and roll, haunting las vegas. so this a scientific study this is a scientific study that has come out showing that has just come out showing that the ghost of elvis haunts one of the ghost of elvis haunts one of the hotels where he famously, he died the toilet. there was died on the toilet. there was that was that didn't die that was that he didn't die there. in graceland. there. he died in graceland. >> graceland . so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> so tell me this, because a lot people i understand, lot of people i understand, you know, love elvis and they know, they love elvis and they want him alive.

want him to be alive. >> alive. >> oh, he's alive. >> oh, he's alive. >> definitely alive? he's “e a “fia- elfifl— >> he's also a ghost. he's also a alive. he's one of a ghost and alive. he's one of those he was always very >> well, he was always very multi—talented. i mean, what do you this, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, this, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, they this, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, they don't, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, they don't mention >> well, they don't mention boffins. and as soon as they >> well, they don't mention boffir mentions soon as they >> well, they don't mention boffir mention boffins,s they >> well, they don't mention boffir mention boffins, ithey >> well, they don't mention boffir mention boffins, i worry don't mention boffins, i worry that involved . that boffins weren't involved. >> as star always mentions. >> yeah, but they haven't done. you think they you see. so i think until they can boffins been can prove that boffins have been involved story, involved in this story, i'm dubious. do you believe in ghosts? there ghosts? i believe that there could be ghosts. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i wouldn't like to deny anything. i believe in the wonder world. wonder of the world. >> i saw when i was >> i saw a ghost when i was three years old. really? >> happened? >> what happened? >> what happened? >> a ghost of >> it was a nun. a ghost of a nun. it had a claw. it reached out towards me. >> terrifying . well, went a >> terrifying. well, i went to a convent school, know, it convent school, so, you know, it could been real. could have been real. >> have been a real nun. >> sister martha, who? nun. >> i ister martha, who? nun. >> i just martha, who? nun. >> i just hadn'ta, who? nun. >> i just hadn'ta, wha’ nun. >> i just hadn'ta, wha manicure. >> i just hadn't had a manicure. you know what i mean, hamza? no, it garden, it was in the garden, i remember, the is, remember, but the thing is, of course didn't. remember, but the thing is, of coui;e didn't. remember, but the thing is, of coui thought't. remember, but the thing is, of coui thought i. remember, but the thing is, of coui thought i might done. remember, but the thing is, of coui mean, |t i might done. remember, but the thing is, of coui mean, |t could,t done. >> i mean, i could, i could still see now. >> i mean, i could, i could stilcane now. >> i mean, i could, i could stilcan you. ow. >> i mean, i could, i could stilcan you. yeah. >> can you. yeah. >> can you. yeah. >> you were three and four, >> so you were three and four, four years old. >> yeah first year. yeah. yeah >> terrifying. so you were. >> terrifying. so you were. >> away to school >> you got sent away to school at i sent away. a >> i wasn't sent away. it was a convent didn't stay in convent school. i didn't stay in the okay, okay.

>> right. okay, okay. >> right. okay, okay. >> anyway, isn't about me. >> anyway, this isn't about me. this ghosts. about you . just. >> interview e interview >> let's interview andrew on this. brilliant. this. this is brilliant. no, this. this is brilliant. no, thisall right, let's on, >> all right, let's move on, this quite traumatic me this is quite traumatic for me to convent school. to revisit the convent school. anyway, that's it for part one. after the break, we're going to have tories turmoil have tories in turmoil and chinese students . that's paul's chinese students. that's paul's favourite genre.

. stephen, >> welcome back to headliners, your first look at monday's newspapers. i'm andrew doyle, and still with me are paul cox and still with me are paul cox and jonathan cogan. are they both lovely? go and follow them on twitter or in real life, down the street. they won't mind. we're going to kick off with monday's times now, paul. and it looks like, in the infamous words trump , this words of donald trump, this election massacre. words of donald trump, this ele�*iton massacre. words of donald trump, this ele�* it could massacre. words of donald trump, this ele�* it could be massacre. words of donald trump, this ele�* it could be a massacre.re. words of donald trump, this ele�* it could be a massacre. and >> it could be a massacre. and to be fair, donald trump said to be fair, if donald trump said that probably that there'd probably be a 48 news how was news cycle about how he was going kill going to try and kill all americans . but anyway, tories americans. but anyway, tories will seats to labour's will win 98 seats to labour's 468, says poland. this is a

15,000 person mrp poll conducted by survation, so that's giving it some sort of, validity . it some sort of, validity. >> that's quite a lot actually. >> that's quite a lot actually. >> it is a high of a sample. yeah, exactly. and, it's done in bristol though , so maybe it bristol though, so maybe it doesn't count. bristol. yeah. they're still real people in bristol, mate. honestly, you didn't you perform anyway. doesn't labour doesn't matter, but put labour on the vote with a share on 45% of the vote with a share of 19 point lead over the conservatives. >> this is a bloodbath to use another trump. >> trumpism it is. and can you imagine 500 labour mps in in parliament the of the year? >> it's like nightmare. year? >> well, ke nightmare. year? >> well, it nightmare. year? >> well, it could 1tmare. year? >> well, it could beiare. year? >> well, it could be only because are because some of them are so incredibly progressive that they'd make us they'd probably make us all trans , and we'd have to trans, and we'd have to transition back as part of a new policy. >> of course, my view is that they're very regressive. they just call themselves progressive, you know? but well, of imean, progressive, you know? but well, of i mean, it depends which >> i mean, it depends on which way but of way you look at it. but of course, sunaks course, we had rishi sunaks easter today where he easter message today where he talked rebirth easter message today where he talk! renewal rebirth easter message today where he talk! renewal . rebirth easter message today where he talk! renewal . and rebirth easter message today where he talkirenewal . and of rebirth easter message today where he talk! renewal . and of course,�*| easter message today where he talk! renewal . and of course, he and renewal. and of course, he hasn't got a chance of any of those things. >> was he dressed as a rabbit? >>

rabbit. >> no. see, that's the problem. >> why he's not winning. problem. >> yeah why he's not winning. problem. >> yeah he hy he's not winning. problem. >> yeah he is. he's not winning. problem. >> yeah he is. he':had winning. problem. >> yeah he is. he':had wiras1g. strategist. >> it would work. >> it would work. >> it would work. >> it started work. >> it started to work. >> it started to work. >> do that. >> yeah, you could do that. what's behind this? what's the reason behind this? the policies the tories, their policies have just the tories. just been alienating the tories. >> not conservative. not >> they're not conservative. not conservative. >> they're not conservative. not conwelltive. that know, >> well there's that you know, there whole partygate there was the whole partygate thing. there was the whole partygate thinlockdown that been a the lockdown that there's been a sequence of things. and also because truss thing, you because the liz truss thing, you know, fact that keep know, the fact that they keep changing they're changing their leader, they're even talking about getting penny mordaunt rishi mordaunt in instead of rishi before election. mordaunt in instead of rishi beprparently election. mordaunt in instead of rishi beprparently electisn. >> apparently rishi is antagonising everyone because he's very hungry because of his fasting. read in fasting. that's what i read in that apparently he's that article. apparently he's justis that true? says that article. apparently he's just is that true? says the article. >> but was he to hindus fast at this time of year? >> it's, it's. >> no. it's, it's. >>— >> no. it's, it's. >> oh, no, it's because of his. >> no. it's, it's. >> has no, it's because of his. >> no. it's, it's. >> has niregime,ecause of his. >> no. it's, it's. >> has niregime,ecause ohe?!. he has a regime, doesn't he? i do like the attempt to being progressive there, but yeah . progressive there, but yeah. >> but mean, it is >> yeah, but i mean, it is pretty mean, if tories pretty bad. i mean, if tories end just under 100, end up with just under 100, there's no point. you might as well. no point well. i mean, there's no point in the pie, is there? >> i also don't think this will happen. no, i really don't think this is a happen. it's not like the of the country is the whole of the country is being from tory being turned off from the tory party tory party they just want the tory party they just want the tory

party are party to change. and there are there definitely stalwarts there are definitely stalwarts out to out there that are not going to vote same way. vote labour in the same way. >> there labour seats tory. >> there are labour seats tory. >> there are labour seats tory. >> to >> either they might go to reform and you end up with a split do know what? >> i want these smaller parties to progress. i want >> i want these smaller parties to sdp progress. i want >> i want these smaller parties to sdp to progress. i want >> i want these smaller parties to sdp to be progress. i want >> i want these smaller parties to sdp to be prparliament.1t the sdp to be in parliament. >> because like >> well, because we don't like this the business. >> we not. >> no, we do not. >>— >> no, we do not. >> i want proportional representation it representation and i want it now. happen, now. it's not going to happen, is a democrat. is it? i've been a democrat. i want i you i want it want i want, you know, i want it to be great. >> great to see the >> it would be great to see the rise smaller parties. yeah. >> well, yeah. » wen, >> well, paul, you were saying backstage have backstage that you should have to you can to own a house before you can vote, interesting idea. >> not bad idea, actually. not idea. >.bad»t bad idea, actually. not idea. >.bad idea.ad idea, actually. not a bad idea. >> okay, we're going to >> i didn't okay, we're going to move the guardian next. >> i didn't okay, we're going to mov> i didn't okay, we're going to mov> i didn't okay, we're going to mov> i didn't okay, we're going to mov> i didn't okay, we're going to mov> that's all it is. >> that's all it is. >> that's is. there is an

>> that's all it is. there is an attempt here, though, attempt in here, though, to blame within the thames. >> they didn't even attempt. they were like thinking about it. >> they're like like thames >> they're like like the thames has the. >> they're like like the thames haswait the. >> they're like like the thames haswait a the. >> they're like like the thames haswait a minute. the. >> wait a minute. >> wait a minute. >> just this is >> isn't it just this is a hangover isn't? >> of course it's got to be. i mean, come on, it's a tough race. they lose it. >> and they did lose it. >> and they did lose it. >> yeah, yeah. we've all made excuses for losing our i'm, you know, the idea that the know, i mean the idea that the thames they thames is dirty, therefore they all always going all got i mean it's always going to dirty. to be dirty. >> the thames has never been clean mean when they were clean when i mean when they were looking the face guy, clean when i mean when they were lookifound the face guy, clean when i mean when they were lookifound ate face guy, clean when i mean when they were lookifound at least face guy, clean when i mean when they were lookifound at least three guy, clean when i mean when they were lookifound at least three bodies clean when i mean when they were lo> where did you go? >> where did you go? >> bring or something? >> bring in hull or something? did oxford? but did you go to oxford? yeah, but yeah, wasn't, i didn't yeah, but i wasn't, i didn't row. know , i mean i wasn't row. no i know, i mean i wasn't saying what's the guy. >> no i'm not saying just >> no i'm not saying that. just you must support oxford then surely. >> well didn't really >> well i didn't really i remember i didn't remember the eights and i didn't really, everyone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing everyone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to everyone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to thezryone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to the river; remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to the river and remember the eights and i didn't r

awful? >> you're your tower >> you're in your ivory tower reading or whatever? >> you're in your ivory tower readiwas or whatever? >> you're in your ivory tower readiwas reading. or whatever? >> i was reading. >> i was reading. >> i was reading. >> i lived putney one >> i lived in putney at one point, kind of, you point, so it was kind of, you know, walk down. know, tradition to walk down. >> suppose >> yeah, i suppose ijust, i think teams, you know, think more teams, you know, broaden out bit. think more teams, you know, bro what's out bit. think more teams, you know, bro what's the bit. think more teams, you know, bro what's the guyt. think more teams, you know, bro what's the guy who shouts instructions? >> cox. nice. all >> called the cox. nice. all right. let's move on now to right. next let's move on now to monday's mail. >> kogan is so immature . >> kogan is so immature. >> kogan is so immature. >> yes. the mail, apparently swastikas are anti—semitic now. >> political correctness gone mad, isn't it? >> yes, it is. political correctness gone mad. fury over absolutely gobsmacking footage showing met officer showing met police officer telling jewish women that swastikas need to be taken into context and might not be anti—semitic . anti—semitic. >> what sort of context do you need?! >> what sort of context do you need? i mean, unless you're saying you're talking about the old indian symbol, saying you're talking about the old of indian symbol, saying you're talking about the old of course, symbol, saying you're talking about the old of course, the bol, saying you're talking about the old of course, the nazis because of course, the nazis stole the swastika. >> that's a reverse. >> that's a reverse. >> it's the it's the reverse. but it's the same. >> i actually i mean, don't >> i actually i mean, i don't want to undermine all police officers, don't believe officers, but i don't believe this officer have this police officer would have been where swastika this police officer would have been from. where swastika this police officer would have been from. no, /here swastika this police officer would have been from. no, liere swastika this police officer would have been from. no, i don't swastika this police officer would have been from. no, i don't think stika came from. no, i don't think that would have entered his mind. i think we've a mind. i think we've got to a point are so

point now where where we are so avoiding the elephant in the room we're telling room that we're telling everybody that everything needs context , so nobody knows what context, so nobody knows what right and wrong is anymore. even the that employed . the people that are employed. and to sure we understand and to make sure we understand what are, it what right and wrong are, is it just i mean, we're seeing the footage on screen now. footage there on screen now. >> the police don't >> is it just the police don't want to arrest certain people because they don't want to be accused things. and accused of certain things. and that even includes apparently, if someone's holding a swastika, i if someone's holding a swastika, | , if someone's holding a swastika, i , jonathan, a i would say, jonathan, a swastika always, always has swastika is always, always has anti—semitic on it. >> i would agree, but in the context of an anti—israel march where there's been plenty of anti—semitic remarks being made at these pretty clear, right, events, message is events, i think the message is quite clear, now, is this an issue with that one policeman who was too afraid to say something, or is this more a policy issue with the whole police? policy issue with the whole pol that to >> that needs to be. >> that needs to be. >> can't imagine i think this >> i can't imagine i think this is a rogue cop, it? is a rogue cop, isn't it? >> also. very >> yeah. also. well, it's very difficult because, i mean, i wouldn't i don't about you, wouldn't i don't know about you, andrew, to andrew, but i wouldn't want to police stuff. and, i police any of this stuff. and, i think appease think they've learned to appease their whole mission now seems to have appease, appease, appease. unless it's, someone they unless maybe it's, someone they

think they don't to think they don't have to appease. so what? so what's appease. so so what? so what's happening they're longer happening is they're no longer leading in any way. they should be leaders within society. police, you know , i do. i'm not police, you know, i do. i'm not sure that i agree totally with what just said because, you what i just said because, you know, i don't want to become authoritarian, know, i don't want to become autho they an, know, i don't want to become autho they should be a role time, they should be a role model they should able model and they should be able to go. is bad. go. the swastika is bad. >> yeah. go. the swastika is bad. >> but1. go. the swastika is bad. >> but you know, talk about >> but you know, we talk about this two tier policing situation, the way that people react you know , we react to things, you know, we felt this situation, a swastika on a march where there have been anti—semitic made. >> t- >> of course. yeah. >> of course. yeah. >> the other day >> of course. yeah. >> the the other day >> of course. yeah. >> the pub:he other day >> of course. yeah. >> the pub in other day >> of course. yeah. >> the pub in cornwally >> of course. yeah. >> the pub in cornwall that >> of course. yeah. >:being e pub in cornwall that >> of course. yeah. >:being disqualified nwall that >> of course. yeah. >:being disqualified from that is being disqualified from the pub year award, the hole pub of the year award, the hole in the wall pub because it has an swastika armband from the an old swastika armband from the actual was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift from to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift from a to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift from a soldier the pub as a gift from a soldier who is bringing back his spoils of victory . you know, it wasn't of victory. you know, it wasn't endorsing the nazis, it was celebrating triumph over the celebrating the triumph over the nazis. and they had this museum room at the back, and it was in a they were a glass cabinet. they were nominated year. nominated for pub of the year. but out and but everyone's freaked out and said, can't do it. said, no, now you can't do it. now have the prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext have the prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext there ie the prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext there thate prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext there that was ze. the context there that was outside of london then?

>> you can't get >> well, cornwall, you can't get much that's much further, right? that's true, there true, and the context there is clear it's not promoting the nazis on a march where lots of people are saying anti—semitic things. context kind of. you don't really, know , i mean, don't really, you know, i mean, we didn't see the whole thing. >> i always want to try and give as much context as possible because, as comedians because, you know, as comedians and as people talk about the and as people who talk about the newspapers, things that we often see, taken out of see, things taken out of context. so there's so i want to give him some benefit of the doubt, believe this is doubt, but i do believe this is systematic too systematic now, and they're too just afraid because the opposite side are side of that argument are muslims, and they're very afraid to in any way discourage a muslim from anything. and you know what? we all, we all, we all know and love muslims are going through ramadan at the moment. any moment. but they don't need any more protecting than we do. everybody same everybody needs to have the same rules . rules apply. >> treat everyone equally. >> treat everyone equally. >> problem >> this is the problem with rotherham. just along? >> can't we all just get along? >> that's a beautiful. you should ivory now . should sing ebony and ivory now. >> that's what should do. >> that's what you should do. all monday's guardian now, >> monday's guardian now, jonathan, what's the latest in the middle east? >> okay. >> okay. >> so israel lodges proposal

with for dismantling of with un for dismantling of palestinian relief agency. so israel given the un proposal israel has given the un proposal to dismantle unrwa, which i learned stands for the united nafions learned stands for the united nations relief and works agency. yes, they want to yes, basically, they want to separate, the un and these guys because they have the idf have claimed that there's a large percentage, maybe 11% of this agency who are actually hamas affiliated. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> well, these allegations have been circulating for a while now. they are unproven. right. we should say they are unproven, which is interesting because, this is in the guardian. >> so everything about it tells me that i to repel it, you me that i want to repel it, you know, of course. and they say things like it's totally unproven, to be to the unproven, but to be fair to the guardian, israel quite guardian, israel have had quite some time to revive the evidence. and, you know, i when l, evidence. and, you know, i when i, when this when this story first came out january, december time in terms of the unrwa story, it looked it looked nailed on there were they nailed on that there were they were were at least hamas were there were at least hamas supporters . and supporters within unrwa. and it's, it strange to it's, it's it seems strange to me in that time they've me that in that time they've never been able to produce any

cast iron. and the reason it seems strange is because obviously, majority of obviously, the vast majority of the in unrwa are doing a the people in unrwa are doing a very job. you these very worthy job. you know, these are are aid agencies. are these are aid agencies. these people are trying are these are aid agencies. th help people are trying are these are aid agencies. th help people..e are trying are these are aid agencies. th help people..e we're; trying to help people. so we're not saying everybody in there. saying that everybody in there. so we're withholding aid from saying that everybody in there. so we'rthat:hholding aid from saying that everybody in there. so we'rthat coulding aid from saying that everybody in there. so we'rthat coulding giving m people that could be giving aid. now here now, i'm now if josh was here now, i'm sure to say sure he'd have something to say to love to see. it'd to me, but i'd love to see. it'd be good to see. >> there's been a few >> you know, there's been a few allegations like this. like like with there with journalists being there when hamas broke through the fence , almost colluding. i mean, fence, almost colluding. i mean, this stuff, know, this stuff, you know, there's always be some dodgy always going to be some dodgy figures various institutions, figures in various institutions, irrespective where you go. irrespective of where you go. jonathan, any thoughts about this? >> well . what i found most >> well. what i found most striking was that they said, the idf said 11. that's not an insignificant number. no that's that's like you that's substantial. so like you say, this can be say, i mean, if this can be proven, mean, proven, then i mean, well, israel to, find israel are looking to, find another agency to provide aid and stuff . so it's not just and stuff. so it's not just saying we don't provide there are other agencies don't want to work with guys. yeah. work with these guys. yeah. >> okay. we're move on >> okay. we're going to move on now guardian. now to monday's guardian. and in the red chilli the words of the red hot chilli peppers, from

peppers, psychic spies from china try to steal your education. does that education. nice. what does that mean, ? mean, paul? >> that's from californication. sorry. carry on. yeah. >> it's okay. it's okay. this. what show. we're >> it's okay. it's okay. this. what the show. we're >> it's okay. it's okay. this. what the conservative ie're >> it's okay. it's okay. this. what the conservative party having the conservative party scorched earth immigration policy universities policy risk. uk universities becoming increasingly reliant on students from china. andrew and this is to avoid financial crisis. and what's what seems to have happened over you know . have happened over you know. don't go louis schaefer on us an old team world but everything is globalised yeah. is globalised now. yeah. there is an globalise an attempt to globalise everything our everything and that includes our health service, our education. and some people might think that is . why is absolutely wonderful. why not embrace manage embrace the world? let's manage it one thing until you it as one whole thing until you look like, yeah , look into things like, yeah, what that really does mean, and the fact that you do lose and i'll say this word and this channel loves this word, as do i sovereignty. sovereignty sovereignty. we lose sovereignty through globalisation and the thing that's sovereign sovereignty gives anybody an individual, nation , a group is sovereignty gives anybody an indiv ability nation , a group is sovereignty gives anybody an indiv ability to ation , a group is sovereignty gives anybody an indiv ability to manage group is sovereignty gives anybody an indiv ability to manage things s sovereignty gives anybody an indtheir lity to manage things s sovereignty gives anybody an indtheir own.) manage things s sovereignty gives anybody an indtheir own. and nage things s sovereignty gives anybody an indtheir own. and nagthe ings s sovereignty gives anybody an indtheir own. and nagthe time; on their own. and all the time you stuff, you're you globalise stuff, you're unable locally and

unable to manage it locally and therefore you are totally reliant as the universities are now on money from without. and this feeds right back for me to tony blair. and when he encouraged absolutely everybody to go to university, because that must be the aspiration they make of the make a lot more money out of the foreign so foreign students they do. so we've a pickle we've got ourselves in a pickle here, how you here, and i don't know how you get out of it. >> no, jonathan. >> no, jonathan. >> well, i do wonder these >> well, i do wonder if these universities are so reliant on foreign does that foreign students, does that suggest that maybe they aren't necessarily institutions necessarily viable institutions themselves are relying necessarily viable institutions theexternal are relying necessarily viable institutions theexternal students'e relyingin on external students to come in and not just, you know, for the engush and not just, you know, for the english students, it's not new. >> i mean, when i was at university, in college, they were building halls and residence foreign students, residence for foreign students, mainly saudi in portsmouth, mainly from saudi in portsmouth, where i was. and it was a good thing because what it meant was money was flowing. and this was late early 2000, probably late 90s, early 2000, probably about you about the same time you were doing and the it was doing university and the it was a good thing for for the a good thing for the for the college at the time that i was at because it was, it was pumping in. but we've just pumping money in. but we've just never trajectory. never stopped that trajectory. >> short of >> well, they are short of money, to be fair. >> that is it for part two. but

coming , we've scotland's coming up, we've got scotland's new insanity and new hate crime, insanity and tasers for law enforcement. let's hope the two aren't

break. happy easter again. welcome back to headliners. let's go up to scotland for this one in monday's telegraph. jonathan, you've got this . you've got this. >> i do indeed. >> i do indeed. >> so really seem to >> so this really does seem to be of the day . be the topic of the day. scotland's new crime laws scotland's new hate crime laws could in the could damage public trust in the police, chiefs warn, after critics, rowling, critics, including jk rowling, warned legislation could have a chilling on free speech. chilling effect on free speech. so this is the new hate crime law that comes in tomorrow on the 1st of april. or if you're watching in the morning today, happy april fools day, by the way, this way, yeah. so this is very interesting. haigh , the interesting. so rob haigh, the president of the association of scottish superintendents, scottish police superintendents, is concerned the new hate crime

laws into force could laws which come into force could undermine public trust the undermine public trust in the police.this that's the thing. >> so this is that's the thing. >> so this is that's the thing. >> senior officer is >> when the senior officer is saying that, why aren't the snp saying, saying that, why aren't the snp sayinga of a mistake here. made a bit of a mistake here. everyone's sort of saying this. there of are there are all sorts of qcs are saying this. >> should have the >> yeah, you should have the review this review process. i mean, this is top . yeah. from from top shenanigans. yeah. from from the the in the scots, from the snp in particular. we use the review process shouldn't take place after after the policy's gone live. that's exactly what's going to happen here. >> they've been banging on about this 2020. humza yousaf, this since 2020. humza yousaf, when secretary, when he was justice secretary, was put it through. was trying to put it through. back said him was trying to put it through. baciis said him was trying to put it through. baciis unworkable. said him was trying to put it through. baciis unworkable. he'si him was trying to put it through. baciis unworkable. he's got him this is unworkable. he's got a situation where single situation where every single complaint be complaint is going to be investigated, is what the investigated, that is what the police pledged, every police are pledged, every single complaint. hate complaint. they've set up a hate crime reporting centres, one on a farm, one in a sex a mushroom farm, one in a sex shop. oh god. anyone can shop. oh my god. and anyone can report ali well, so report anonymous ali well, so there's no accountability. >> also, mushroom farm could be a good name for a sex shop. carry on. >> but em.- >> good. but that's very key. and the key and the anonymity is the key thing are talking thing because we are talking about reputation about the police's reputation here. are going here. so they are going to be the jury executioner . the judge, jury and executioner. yeah. because anyone could just

dial in like tomorrow. there's a, there's a big show in scotland unleashed. i could i could make a secret phone call tomorrow morning. and people tomorrow morning. so and people ideas just i'm awfully ideas and just say i'm awfully offended before the show has even happened. >> and they are obliged to investigate . so. investigate. so. >> i mean, this is insane. i mean, stupid idea. mean, it's such a stupid idea. it's so authoritarian just in every aspect , ripe for it's so authoritarian just in every aspect, ripe for abuse. but but the issue really isn't so much that it's going to end up in courts and or that the up in the courts and or that the issue have is, the issue i have is, is that the process is the punishment. what's happen people what's going to happen is people are their are going to have their phones taken laptops taken taken away, their laptops taken away, their lives sort of completely dismantled. the police because there's a lot of activists in the scottish police, they're really police, and they're really going to you that to pursue this. and you say that a identifies woman a man who identifies as a woman is going is actually a man. that's going to sufficient. that's to be sufficient. i mean, that's what's with rowling. to be sufficient. i mean, that's wha know, with rowling. to be sufficient. i mean, that's wha know, of with rowling. to be sufficient. i mean, that's whaknow, of with peopleing. you know, all of these people are saying her on april are saying report her on april the 1st because she said that are saying report her on april the 1swilloughby1e said that are saying report her on april the 1swilloughby is said that are saying report her on april the 1swilloughby is add that are saying report her on april the 1swilloughby is a man at india willoughby is a man which happens fact. people happens to be a fact. so people are to are getting reported to the police fact and will be police for a fact and will be investigated for those facts. >> a vanity project as >> this is a vanity project as well. for humza yousaf, it's the well, he can't do well, because he can't do anything time. it's it

anything in this time. it's it won't be the of snp. won't be the end of the snp. i don't believe a minute don't believe that for a minute because , separatists because, the separatists up there go away. because, the separatists up therthe go away. because, the separatists up therthe snp go away. because, the separatists up therthe snp have go away. because, the separatists up therthe snp have ruinediway. because, the separatists up therthe snp have ruined their reputation. >> well, it wouldn't matter. >> well, it wouldn't matter. >> and he's going to go . he's >> and he's going to go. he's going to go at some point. and this only thing he's this is the only thing he's ever going to deliver. >> authoritarian >> i have a real authoritarian streak you streak he must do because, you know, about know, he's talking about criminalising people what criminalising people for what they homes. they say in their own homes. he's about people. he's talking about people. the criminalisation comedians criminalisation of comedians is a act. criminalisation of comedians is a if act. criminalisation of comedians is a if saidt. criminalisation of comedians is a if said something >> if you've said something earlier imagine after earlier on, you imagine after like, i don't know, that's a really point because, well , really good point because, well, i lawyer was i think what one lawyer was saying when they saying on twitter when they posted is you posted to jk rowling is you better tweets, better delete your tweets, because april the 1st and because come april the 1st and they're still up, then it won't be retrospective. they're still up, then it won't be retwillective. they're still up, then it won't be retwill be. le. they're still up, then it won't be retwill be. it'll be, it'll >> it will be. it'll be, it'll be to some degree. i be alive to some degree. but i mean, honest, is mean, let's be honest, this is this absolutely ridiculous. mean, let's be honest, this is thisgoing;olutely ridiculous. mean, let's be honest, this is thisgoing;olutelunworkable. it's going to be unworkable. bear only other bear in mind that only the other month, scottish police month, the scottish police announced that they were introducing a new strategy where they basically don't investigate theft if they don't theft or vandalism if they don't think they can solve it because they don't have the man manpower or to do it. and or the resources to do it. and yet apparently have yet they do apparently have the resources to investigate every mean resources to investigate every me so unbelievable . i hope that

>> so unbelievable. i hope that they do arrest jk rowling and can i just say it's rolling? rolling. yeah. >> like bowling. just think of rawhide this rolling rolling rolling rawhide this rolling rolling rollrolling. sorry. joanne is her >> rolling. sorry. joanne is her name jk yeah. to you . but to me, name jk yeah. to you. but to me, joanne serious, but no, what i'll say is it's for her to be arrested. could at least start the craziness we're the end of this craziness we're in because to in at the moment. because to arrest jk rowling would be the beginning of the end for this absolute. >> maybe. maybe i fear because we're doing our comedy show there tomorrow to mark the day. i fear that if we were arrested, jonathan, it might not matter so much. >> i'm too pretty to go back to prison. >> can't , i know i'm with you. >> i can't, i know i'm with you. i'm going to that hellhole. >> no, done hellhole. >> no, no, no, i've done my time, i am out. >> no, owe few people some >> no, i owe a few people some cigarettes for the protection. >> yeah. snout? >> yeah. snout? >> he's a >> yeah. snout oh, he's a anyway, let's move on now to monday's mail. and they've got a solution to chronic poor

behaviour, apparently. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> tasers . tasers could be used >> tasers. tasers could be used in prisons for the first time under a new government pilot. as violence in jails reaches record highs. this is a 50,000 volt stun gun to be trialled by riot squads and potentially then deployed us to specially trained prison officers. now, on the face of it , you know, it's not face of it, you know, it's not an easy job and from the outside now we're all out of prison. of course. yes, we probably look at this think, well, maybe it's this and think, well, maybe it's not a bad idea, not such a bad idea, but i always have always kind always have always had this kind of slight distrust of authority and that you could give and the idea that you could give someone an authority. so you've got a real power divide there, and they can have one of them can £50,000 gun, and can have a £50,000 stun gun, and the just have the other one could just have said something the other one doesn't like. >> but also, isn't that can't that damage ? that do permanent damage? 50,000v? i mean, surely they're sublethal , apparently, but i'm sublethal, apparently, but i'm sure they can do sort of sure they can do a sort of lethal just under death. >> that's my mortal kombat name, i think they can. well, especially if you get 50,000v. >> jonathan. yeah. >> jonathan. yeah. >> i once got a chinese burn. i

was crying for weeks. >> we don't call it that anymore. >> it's an asian burn. >> it's an east asian burn. >> it's an east asian burn. >> sorry. come on. >> oh, sorry. sorry. come on. but, mean, but i'm but, yeah, i mean, but i'm really that these really surprised that these guards with riots in guards who deal with riots in prison actually have prison don't actually have anything already like this. >> just use? batons >> what do they just use? batons and their wit. their wit. >> yeah. angrily worded >> wit? yeah. angrily worded aphorisms wilde . you, aphorisms from oscar wilde. you, sir, are . yeah. well, look. sir, are. yeah. well, look. yeah, just call me. we'll just get along. that's your catchphrase for tonight. >> jonathan. we're moving on to the telegraph next with a headune the telegraph next with a headline 2010. headline from 2010. >> yeah , yeah. oh, there's an >> yeah, yeah. oh, there's an old article. >> mirror, mirror publisher warns facebook poses potent threat to civil society , so threat to civil society, so research. oh, sorry. reach, which is a company which also owns dozens of regional titles, took aim at facebook's parent company meta for its decision to deprioritize news on its platform. so meta have decided that they're going to de—prioritize news and actually get more user created content . get more user created content. >> so we don't see news very much on facebook basically. >> now, no , not anymore. >> now, no, not anymore. >> now, no, not anymore. >> actually think isn't >> now, no, not anymore. >> worst actually think isn't >> now, no, not anymore. >> worst thingjally think isn't

>> now, no, not anymore. >> worst thing inly think isn't >> now, no, not anymore. >> worst thing in the1ink isn't >> now, no, not anymore. >> worst thing in the world. |'t the worst thing in the world. i think people have got very mentally ill from having too much thrown at them on much news thrown at them on social media. i think they always the algorithms always change the algorithms anyway. always changing it. >> course, we're seeing it. >> samerrse, we're seeing it. >> same thing,e're seeing it. >> same thing, are seeing it. >> same thing, are we?;eeing it. >> same thing, are we?;e mean, the same thing, are we? i mean, i the tops, i think the red tops, particularly are particularly the papers that are complaining, are slightly envious . was complaining, are slightly envious. was job for envious. it was their job for decades, or so , decades, if not a century or so, to do exactly what social media is doing now to the population is doing now to the population is spreading whatever information they wanted us to hean information they wanted us to hear, it. hear, they choose it. >> they? yeah. >> don't they? yeah. >> don't they? yeah. >> and now they now they're now they're to . they're being thrown to. >> don't bother. they're being thrown to. >> i�*on't bother. they're being thrown to. >> i don'tother. they're being thrown to. >> i don't bother on >> i don't bother posting on facebook clearly facebook because i'm clearly blacklisted because, because whenever i post whenever i, when i post anything, nothing at all. anything, i get nothing at all. >> you know, you got about 13. >> you know, you got about 13. >> i tagged you in something. did i on facebook on my, my page. >> definitely something going on.and >> definitely something going on. and know, and i once on. and you know, and i once wrote that got wrote a video that got 150 million 150 million. wrote a video that got 150 millioon 150 million. wrote a video that got 150 millioon facebook;0 million. wrote a video that got 150 millioon facebook it million. wrote a video that got 150 millioon facebook it wasion. wrote a video that got 150 millioon facebook it was one of yeah, on facebook it was one of the pie videos. but it was, it was it was a it was a facebook thing. yeah but but because the algorithms back then really just kept sort churning out, kept sort of churning it out, i think didn't how think they didn't realise how much answer you were then. much of an answer you were then. and they've realised that much of an answer you were then. and evil they've realised that much of an answer you were then. and evil because realised that much of an answer you were then. and evil because rebelieve hat

much of an answer you were then. andevil because rebelieve int i'm evil because i believe in free speech. >> yeah, yeah, i should, i should myself. should kept that to myself. i should kept that to myself. i should locked my own free should have locked my own free speech. always your >> you should always keep your own yourself. own free speech to yourself. >> trust any of >> yeah. i don't trust any of these >> yeah. i don't trust any of the they read news, >> they don't read the news, aren't anyway, move aren't they? anyway, let's move on. on, about on. let's move on, what about this? use of this? for a debateable use of taxpayers money, paul. >> decolonise taxpayers money, paul. >> dodo decolonise taxpayers money, paul. >> dodo in decolonise taxpayers money, paul. >> dodo in taxpayer decolonise taxpayers money, paul. >> dodo in taxpayer backed.onise the dodo in taxpayer backed projects. this is a the university is seeking a phd student to investigate its collection of plants and animals to root out imperial connections in its museum of zoology. so here we go again . it's just here we go again. it's just another round of how can we hate ourselves more? >> it's so boring . >> it's so boring. >> it's so boring. >> it's so boring. >> it's entirely dull. i'm just, you know, i almost want to recommend therapy to these individuals and organisations because look back. >> if you mean the dodo's been dead for a long time, and i'm sure in the time of the dodo, there colonial people there were some colonial people with attitudes. so with colonial attitudes. so what? get over it. >> colonial times, >> during the colonial times, there were colonial attitudes, imagine. >> unbelievable, isn't it? who knew ? knew? >> yeah, exactly. >> yeah, exactly. >> i mean, they're decolonialization . decolonialization. >> yeah. that's everything. that's everything they did.

colonialism because they decided they've decided that. >> it's a trope, but they >> and it's a trope, but they have decided that white powerful people are the worst kind of people are the worst kind of people on earth. so they've had to redesign power. so they've got white working got literally poor white working class white class people having white privilege in order to crowbar this colonial business into perpetuation. >> why are they involving the dodo? >>i dodo? >> i mean, the dodo is the victim in all of this. i mean, it was wiped out, although they're talking about cloning they're talking about cloning the if brought the dodo. i mean, if we brought the dodo. i mean, if we brought the clone, the dodo back, the clone eliza clone allies the dodo. >> what? >> what? >> what? >> what if it just turned out to be not very nice? >> they look. >> i mean, they look. >> i mean, they look. >> quite solid. >> they look quite solid. >> they look quite solid. >> quite >> they look quite cute. >> they look quite cute. >> you can have, like, a kfc. you have the dodo special . you can have the dodo special. >> all right. yeah, maybe that'd be quite horror film, be quite good horror film, wouldn't be quite good horror film, wouldn' dodo park, they go, they >> like dodo park, they go, they go mad when they look sort of ostrich like. no, they were plumper. fat big, plumper. they were fat with big, big beaks me. big beaks like me. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> going em- em— >> yeah. >> going to say that em— >> it's not going to say that, paul >> it's not going to say that, paul. very paul. that would be very offensive. say ? i offensive. what did he say? i like you, he said he was fat with a big beak, i think you

look wonderful. >> dapper in your. look wonderful. >> thank dapper in your. look wonderful. >> thank very per in your. look wonderful. >> thank very much,your. look wonderful. >> thank very much, mate. >> thank you very much, mate. >> thank you very much, mate. >> waistcoat . >> in your waistcoat. >> in your waistcoat. >> need to decolonise >> we do need to decolonise paul paul. we do? >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. >> you will never get this. >> you will never get this. >> i can't do that word or scottish accents. >> hard. scottish accents. >> there ard. scottish accents. >> there we go. let's move to >> there we go. let's move on to this story. now, is this next story. now, this is one of your topics in one of your favourite topics in the artificial the guardian. artificial intelligence . intelligence. >> interesting for >> yes, this is interesting for me openai deems its me at least. so openai deems its voice cloning tool too risky for general new tool general release. so a new tool from openai that can generate a convincing clone of anyone's voice using just seconds of voice using just 15 seconds of audio too risky audio has been deemed too risky for general release. first of all, this technology already exists . there's a couple of exists. there's a couple of other apps, think, haven't other apps, and i think, haven't you it around the office in you used it around the office in a prank style kogan special ? a prank style kogan special? yeah, i cloned cressida's voice and got her to say loads of horrible my laptop and got her to say loads of horriblethe my laptop and got her to say loads of horriblethe office. my laptop around the office. >> mean, this is >> i mean, honestly, this is ridiculous . >> i mean, honestly, this is ridiculous. so kogan is into the ai, right? yeah. you know , he ai, right? yeah. you know, he wrote a song on al about the hate monster. heard it in scotland? >> no, not that i heard earlier ones. >> no, the new scottish hate monster thing. i hate love songs. >> and you did it in the style

of a children's, yes. >> and i posted it on twitter today, very that today, but it is very odd that they song whole songs they can make song whole songs and oh, in anyone's voice. >> so i like to write erotic stories and get jordan peterson to read them out to my girlfriend as she falls asleep. you clone anyone's voice. you can clone anyone's voice. it's thing. it's a beautiful thing. >> something that >> and is that something that she interested in? >> and is that something that shei've interested in? >> and is that something that shei've never interested in? >> and is that something that shei've never asked asted in? >> and is that something that shei've never asked noed in? >> and is that something that shei've never asked no .i in? >> i've never asked no. >> i've never asked no. >> okay, why would you? >> okay, why would you? >> we've got to take a contractually mandated break now, unfortunately. >> we're >> but after the break, we're going discussing going to be discussing easter, gluttony , brain eating gluttony, brain eating parasites, crops on parasites, and growing crops on the moon

welcome back to headliners. let's jump straight into this one from monday's telegraph. paul one from monday's telegraph. paul, you've got this. >> the grim future awaiting british boys, which sounds like a bad story, britain. britain has a boy problem. i'm not sure you agree with that, andrew. do you? if you are. >> goodness sake. sorry, mate.

casual. homophobia there, casual. casual homophobia there, if you are born male today, you are increasingly likely to struggle in school, in the workplace, and at home. so this is all about the attainment gap. and it's not a news story because girls have always been ahead of boys in this so—called attainment gap for decades, for attainment gap for decades, for a long time. >> always outperform university, even absolute what's happened, i think in my view, in recent times is it's coincided and amalgamated with the feeling after metoo that men in general need to be sorted out. >> right. so we've got this kind of boy problem and we've also got this men are bad problem and all boys have got as a role model now seem to be people like andrew tate, for instance. and, the point in this story is they're leaning, you know, the only thing, the only escape they've got is through right wing politics way. they wing politics in some way. they always cram that in. >> another way out. >> there's another way out. >> there's another way out. >> other out? >> there's another way out. >> get other out? >> there's another way out. >> get snip. her out? >> get the snip. >> get the snip. >> ? what do you mean >> what? what do you mean by that? don't like being >> if you don't like being a boy, know what can boy, you know what you can do. >> goodness sake.

boy, you know what you can do. >> this goodness sake. boy, you know what you can do. >> this is goodness sake. boy, you know what you can do. >> this is ridiculous. sake. >> this is ridiculous. >> this is ridiculous. >> is. there is there >> this is ridiculous. >.lack is. there is there >> this is ridiculous. >.lack of is. there is there >> this is ridiculous. >.lack of role here is there >> this is ridiculous. >.lack of role modelsthere >> this is ridiculous. >.lack of role models for.3 a lack of role models for. >> do think doing >> what do you think i'm doing on i'm. >> i'm. >> i'm. >> are you role model ? your >> are you the role model? your role modelling for youth? >> men to a better >> i am leading men to a better cogan, the pied piper. >> but there is something to this because, you know, boys have underperforming. have been underperforming. >> like >> well, boys don't like coursework . coursework. >> well that's right. right. >> well that's right. right. >> 90s when this >> so in the 90s when this really yeah people really kicked off. yeah people say they less say it's because they went less from focused curriculum from an exam focused curriculum to a coursework focused curriculum. and just curriculum. and boys are just lazier , so they won't do the lazier, so they won't do the revision and you to draw revision and you have to draw the it. the borders around it. >> long, boring. >> it's long, it's boring. don't make sir. do the make me do it, sir. i'll do the exam but there is a i exam well, but there is a i mean, because we're often talking you know, gender mean, because we're often talk gaps you know, gender mean, because we're often talk gaps and you know, gender mean, because we're often talk gaps and allu know, gender mean, because we're often talk gaps and all this ow, gender mean, because we're often talk gaps and all this kind ender mean, because we're often talk gaps and all this kind ofder pay gaps and all this kind of thing, aren't talking thing, but why aren't we talking about which about the education gap, which very because very much does not, because nobody it or nobody the snp, believe it or not, ran on this. >> they were going to close the attainment and they attainment gap. right. and they haven't by making everyone worse. they haven't. so what they've actually got rid they've done is actually got rid of gender so that they don't have to worry about it anymore. well to well my thing is we're going to move mirror. move on now to the mirror. >> jonathan, this is a story about not eating easter eggs all

at once. >> yes , i saw you didn't read >> yes, i saw you didn't read the joke there. >> excellent, because it was insulting to me. >> yes, well, i have it coming, so nhs doctor warns people not to eat easter eggs all in one 90, to eat easter eggs all in one go, sparking fierce backlash online. so doctor andrew kelso called for moderation due to things like tooth decay, obesity and type 2 diabetes, which can all be caught immediately after eating one whole easter egg. and there's been a lot of backlash . there's been a lot of backlash. people don't like being told what to do. obviously sugar's bad going to bad for you, but i'm going to eat hi. goddamn. eat my easter egg. hi. goddamn. want eat my easter egg. hi. goddamn. wa|i don't this. >> i don't understand this. >> i don't understand this. >> that an >> this guy is saying that an easter thirds easter egg contains two thirds of allowance . of your daily calorie allowance. but they're hollow. they're just. >> there's hardly anything. >> there's hardly anything. >> suggest >> yeah, so that would suggest it's isn't it's around about 2000, isn't it? it's it? calories. yeah, i know it's changed bit. that would changed a bit. so that would suggest the order of suggest that in the order of 1500 calories in an easter egg. yeah. he's saying don't eat it all in one go. i mean, this is all in one go. i mean, this is all nanny stuff to me. i all nanny state stuff to me. i mean, don't need people to mean, we don't need people to tell then, you tell us, but then but then, you know, that know, i'd rather have that person the people that person than the people that respond someone respond to it. there was someone who said, technically, it's better eat

who said, technically, it's betin' eat who said, technically, it's betin' go. eat who said, technically, it's betin' go. and eat who said, technically, it's betin' go. and of eat who said, technically, it's betin' go. and of course,t who said, technically, it's betin' go. and of course, we who said, technically, it's betin' anyone d of course, we who said, technically, it's betin' anyone who course, we who said, technically, it's betin' anyone who starts , we all know anyone who starts a sentence with technically is a certified sentence with technically is a certiimean, don't know, it's >> i mean, i don't know, it's better children not eat better for children not to eat too and do too much sugar, and i do think the children thank we the children will thank us if we don't let them have a chocolate easter give boiled egg instead. >> they will not thank us. >> they will not thank us. >> same shape it has >> it's the same shape it has the same pagan connotations. >> it's pagan, right? >> it's all pagan, right? >> it's all pagan, right? >> quite so. >> quite so. >> why not do that? >> why not do that? >> that's one idea. apparently. humza has just introduced >> that's one idea. apparently. h lawa has just introduced >> that's one idea. apparently. h law where has just introduced >> that's one idea. apparently. h law where you'rejust introduced >> that's one idea. apparently. h law where you're not introduced >> that's one idea. apparently. h law where you're not actuallyed a law where you're not actually allowed egg allowed to eat your easter egg in because it's in one go, because it's culturally appropriating fatties i >> -- >> is that right? >> is that right? >> apparently, according to this article. >> f- e that wouldn't >> yeah. well, that wouldn't surprise me at at all. surprise me at all. at all. >> let's on now to the >> let's move on now to the daily this is daily mail. paul, this is a story about a brain eating parasite british water, which parasite in british water, which might labour's sudden might explain labour's sudden popularity . popularity. >> it could well do, by the way, if, if you're still worried about covid, forget about it. >> look away. >> look away. >> so 2022. >> that's that's so 2022. >> that's that's so 2022. >> oh my goodness. >> oh my goodness. >> oh, warning. warning that brain eating parasite with 99% death rate might be making its way into british water. >> stuff of horror films. this is good night. see you later.

right. >> but where does this parasite hang out ? at the moment, it's hang out? at the moment, it's just. it's in tropical places. >> it is. >> it is. >> and. but but i think you're forgetting climate change, andrew. climate andrew. and climate, climate change. climate change. because what climate change does is it talks to parasites come on guys, parasites and says come on guys, it's warmer. >> reverse over. >> reverse them over. >> reverse them over. >> like the of >> yeah. like the isle of wight's quite this of wight's quite warm this time of yeah year. wait a minute. >> are these parasites living? >> wu- wi- >> does it say it says they are living in. that's the name living in. now that's the name of parasite . yeah, very. of the parasite. yeah, very. really? that have been really? that would have been a faux really? that would have been a fau he's scientist . really? that would have been a fau he's scientist. but what >> he's no scientist. but what paul say backstage is that >> he's no scientist. but what pauonly say backstage is that >> he's no scientist. but what pau only brain ackstage is that >> he's no scientist. but what pauonly brain eatingje is that >> he's no scientist. but what pauonly brain eating parasite: the only brain eating parasite here feminism, which here is feminism, which i thought much. thought was too much. >> thought was. >> yeah, i thought that was. i'm glad not saying on air. >> no, i wouldn't anything. >> no, i wouldn't say anything. >> no, i wouldn't say anything. >> base of women. exactly. >> yeah. you do get of >> yeah. you do get a lot of them, don't you? women crawling after know what? in a >> do you know what? i was in a hotel in litchfield. yes, i was in in litchfield on in a hotel in litchfield on friday morning, and four women came and they didn't came up to me and they didn't all say hello, but one of them asked me if i was paul from asked me if i was paul cox from gb news. >> you see, the ladies love >> are you see, the ladies love a the people's a rasha from the people's gang. >> the >> so. hello ladies. hope the wedding the way. wedding went well, by the way. >> you disrupted >> yeah, i bet you disrupted that one. >> yeah, i bet you disrupted tha ione. >> yeah, i bet you disrupted thai was just having

>> i was just having my breakfast. >> i was just having my bre you st. you're stripper >> you know, you're the stripper the okay, let's move on. on that >> okay, let's move on. on that image to the telegraph, jonathan, there may not be life on mars, but we'll soon be growing wheat on the moon . oh, nice. >> so, nasa to cultivate crops on the moon. so nasa is planning to grow plants on the moon for the time it sends the first time when it sends humans lunar humans back to the lunar surface. humans back to the lunar sur'now good. glad we >> now that's good. i'm glad we haven't for decades. haven't been there for decades. i if at all. well , i know, if at all. oh, well, now, of course we know. >> of course we did. but, you know, it's . we should go back to know, it's. we should go back to the moon. do stop? the moon. why do we stop? >> well, elon's leading >> well, i mean, elon's leading the into space. the foray into space. >> i mean, we >> that's awesome. i mean, we can food for our can grow food for our astronauts. and so, you know, it saves shipping and it's saves fuel and shipping and it's sustainable. it's good. this is it. >> it's fantastic. i think it's aspirational as well. >> know, when kennedy said, aspirational as well. >> the know, when kennedy said, aspirational as well. >>the end�*w, when kennedy said, aspirational as well. >>the end of when kennedy said, aspirational as well. >>the end of theen kennedy said, aspirational as well. >> the end of the decade, dy said, by the end of the decade, we're going moon and we going to go to the moon and we did, can't we go back the did, why can't we go back to the moon? can imagine >> well, can you imagine explaining people, explaining to starving people, even country? even even in our own country? yes. guys, yes. that it's okay, guys, we're growing moon. growing cress on the moon. what's wrong with that? >> they will appreciate the aspirational element. >> well, what they're >> well, that's what they're after. aspiration. >> well, that's what they're after. asif ration. >> well, that's what they're after. asif you n. you enough

>> and if you if you grow enough cress actually cress on the moon, will actually look green. it will look like it's made of cheese. >> isn't moon just >> yeah. and isn't the moon just a for alien life? a hollow vessel for alien life? >> yes. >> yes. >> with two thirds of your calories for day. calories for the day. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> eat the whole moon once. >> watching free speech once. >> today, hing free speech once. >> today, i'd; free speech once. >> today, i'd love; speech once. >> today, i'd love to peech nation today, i'd love to see cress on the moon. nation today, i'd love to see cresoh,1 the moon. nation today, i'd love to see cresoh, there �*noon. nation today, i'd love to see cresoh, there we»n. nation today, i'd love to see cresoh, there we go. >> oh, there we go. >> oh, there we go. >> big joke. i do, i you know, i do believe in the idea of space exploration . exploration. >> i think we should get to mars and go sandru. >> i don't know what to of >> i don't know what to think of it, you know what mean. it, but you know what i mean. >> that i'm right >> i do think that i'm right about should, about this, that we should, you know,things we to other things that we need to spend on, will spend our money on, there will always the case we need. always be the case we need. >> wouldn't would >> we wouldn't progress, would we? progress as we? no, we wouldn't progress as humanity we? no, we wouldn't progress as humanitgrowing the moon >> and growing cress on the moon and crops on the moon. and growing crops on the moon. that like incredible that sounds like an incredible thing, start. that sounds like an incredible thiryeah, start. that sounds like an incredible thiryeah, it start. that sounds like an incredible thiryeah, it okay,rt. that sounds like an incredible thiryeah, it okay, i'm all for it >> yeah, it okay, i'm all for it now. >> yeah, it okay, i'm all for it nov next it duckweed . >> next up was it duckweed. >> next up was it duckweed. >> duckweed and chris, i mean, on the on the conspiratorial note, a people i know now note, a lot of people i know now who've going these who've been going down these various rabbit holes are now saying , they saying quite sincerely, they think filmed the think stanley kubrick filmed the moon no one ever went moon landings. no one ever went there at all. it's all a big conspiracy. >> i mean, you circles andrew. >> i mean, you circles andrew. >> mean, really >> well, i mean, they really are going crazy this

going a bit crazy about this because conspiracy, because if it was a conspiracy, absolutely everyone that 20,000 odd members staff involved odd members of staff involved at nasa, be nasa, all of them would be involved someone would involved in it and someone would have some have said something at some point, know, point, unless they didn't know, how have known? how could they not have known? >> , why did i come >> i don't know, why did i come down wrong of this down on the wrong side of this argument? i don't know, it definitely happened. it definitely happened. i think it happened, did happen. happened, but it did happen. >> it just did. but this has become now. yeah become a debate now. yeah i don't know. >> i hope it happened, hope >> i hope it happened, i hope so, hope did. so, i really hope it did. i think did. so, i really hope it did. i thiri. did. so, i really hope it did. i thiri. di(no one. >> i hope no one. >>— >> i hope no one. >> why it that these >> why is it that these conspiracy they have conspiracy theorists, they have to, one to, if they believe one conspiracy they to conspiracy theory, they have to believe of believe all of them. all of them. paul mccartney in the them. paul mccartney died in the 60s, them. paul mccartney died in the 60sno, is true. them. paul mccartney died in the 60spaul is true. them. paul mccartney died in the 60spaul is is true. them. paul mccartney died in the 60spaul is dead.je. them. paul mccartney died in the 60spaul is dead. you heard it >> paul is dead. you heard it here first. >> paul is dead. you heard it herokay? he's definitely ending >> okay? he's definitely ending on have another >> okay? he's definitely ending on look have another >> okay? he's definitely ending on look at have another >> okay? he's definitely ending on look at monday's another >> okay? he's definitely ending on look at monday's frontier quick look at monday's front pages before we leave. the times is leading with long waits in a&e, which killed 250 people every week. the guardian is leading with plan to scrap non—dom tax status is full of loopholes for the super rich. onto the telegraph. now they're running council tax to running with council tax to double for 80% of second homes. the mirror's got kings show of strength. the daily mail also

leads with the hospital story, and the daily star has some bizarre story about elvis returning as some kind of spook. anyway, those were the front pages. that is all we've got time for . pages. that is all we've got time for. thanks ever so much for guests, paul. for my wonderful guests, paul. the gammon and jonathan the people's gammon and jonathan the people's piglet. i think paul back tomorrow with, paul is back tomorrow with, simon evans and also with nick dixon. but if you're watching the repeat at 5 am, please do stick around, because now it's time for breakfast. >> easter . >> happy easter. >> happy easter. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boiler is sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello! welcome to your latest gb news weather. it's been fairly sunny across the northern half of the uk. we've seen increasing cloud in the south and we're going to see further rain push in over the next few hours . but looking at the bigger hours. but looking at the bigger picture, low pressure dominates hours. but looking at the bigger pi

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