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to confront the rally trying to confront the rally clashed with police. nine officers were injured . police officers were injured. police confirmed the vast majority of the 145 arrests were counter protesters . seven have been protesters. seven have been charged with various offences. police released photos of four men. it's trying to identify in relation to a racially aggravated altercation at waterloo station . authorities waterloo station. authorities also want to speak to a woman over an alleged anti—semitic hate crime at victoria station . hate crime at victoria station. meanwhile, the prime minister is facing calls to sack his home secretary after she was accused of inflaming tensions ahead of the pro—palestinian protests . the pro—palestinian protests. suella braverman described the demonstrations as hate marches and questioned the integrity of the police for allowing yesterday's rally to go ahead . yesterday's rally to go ahead. the labour leader, sir keir starmer, has accused her of sowing the seeds of hate . well, sowing the seeds of hate. well, earlier the king led the national service of remembrance at the cenotaph in london, observing a two minute silence to honour fallen soldiers . the
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to honour fallen soldiers. the nafion to honour fallen soldiers. the nation fell silent to commemorate the end of the first world war and other conflicts involving british and commonwealth forces members of the royal family and politicians laid wreaths. the prime minister and the labour leader were also at the cenotaph alongside other senior politicians and dignitaries . the world health dignitaries. the world health organisation says gaza's al—shifa hospital is no longer functioning as a hospital amid ongoing battles between israeli forces and hamas . well, the forces and hamas. well, the director general of the who. says the constant gunfire and bombings in the area have exacerbated the already critical circum stances at gaza's largest medical facility. israel says hamas is using the hospital as cover for a command centre, which the terror group denies. meanwhile, palestinian health officials say 13 people have been killed in an airstrike on a house in khan younis in southern gaza.
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house in khan younis in southern gaza . people in northern gaza. people in northern ireland, england and parts of wales are being warned to batten down the hatches as storm debby approaches heavy rain and gale force winds up to 80mph are expected . it comes as some parts expected. it comes as some parts of the country are still reeling from the effects of storm ciaran, a yellow alerts will be in place from 3 am. tomorrow morning to 6:00 in the evening . morning to 6:00 in the evening. and the prime minister's marked the start of diwali. that's the hindu festival of light. rishi sunak was joined by his wife and daughters as they lit candles at downing street. the family placed them around the steps of number 10 for start of the number 10 for the start of the five day celebration on its believed the placement of lamps and outside homes and candles outside homes protects against spiritual darkness and brings good luck. this is gb news on tv, on digital radio, and on your smart speaker too. that's it for the moment. now it's time for headliners .
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headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners . >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm >> hello and welcome to headliners . i'm josh howie. headliners. i'm josh howie. >> and joining me to work their magic with monday's newspapers are schaefer, the magnificent and steve n miracle man. >> how have you been, gentlemen? i see that you both pulled a little prank on me because before the show we were discussing the etiquette of wearing poppies. after the remembrance sunday and now you've both you're like, no, i'm not going to wear them. and then you've left me in it. and now you're both wearing. so i don't remember having that conversation. i feel very humiliated . humiliated. >> not only do i not remember it, know little about it, i don't know so little about this poppy business, but i'm wearing in and i had a choice wearing it in and i had a choice to wear it. i didn't have to wear it. and don't have to wear it. and you don't have to wear it. >> well, do have to wear it. >> well, i do have to wear it. and made a decision together. >> well, i do have to wear it. and now nade a decision together. >> well, i do have to wear it. and now you've decision together. >> well, i do have to wear it. and now you've decis betrayed her. >> well, i do have to wear it. and now you've decis betrayed me. and now you've both betrayed me. and now you've both betrayed me. and exactly what you've and i know exactly what you've done. and i'm disgusted. right. let's look at monday's front pages. guardian mould and pages. the guardian mould and squalid housing making nhs crisis worse. mirror have you no
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shame? the times arrest anti—semitic yobs. now sunak will tell met the daily mail suella comes out fighting and the express will suella survive. pm's reshuffle. and finally the star says it's the perfect storm. and those were your front pages. storm. and those were your front pages . first up, we have the pages. first up, we have the daily mail , pages. first up, we have the daily mail, lewis. >> the daily mail. i daily mail, lewis. >> the daily mail . i guess the >> the daily mail. i guess the big story is salem kate's tribute to the late queen on day respect for the fallen was restored or is that the big issue or is it i mean , it's issue or is it i mean, it's a nice photo of her. >> she looks very sad. she is wearing three poppies. >> she's wearing three poppies. and this earring, >> she's wearing three poppies. and this earring , she's >> she's wearing three poppies. and this earring, she's shaming me as well. yeah. i mean, i don't know why. i mean , i don't don't know why. i mean, i don't want to seem sexist . i'm not want to seem sexist. i'm not sexist because i just think you don't want to seem it. >> don't want it, >> you don't want to seem it, but are well, i am it. but you are it. well, i am it. >> but this is. it's kind of
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like think that her like sexist to think that her way asylum tribute to make way of asylum tribute is to make her earrings look similar an her earrings look similar to an earring wore in earring that the queen wore in 1973 trip. well you really 1973 on a trip. well you really read deep on this story. i did read deep on this story. i did read it. and then she's read deep on it. and then she's wearing three poppies instead of one. it's and she one. poppy i mean, it's and she showed up . she showed up. showed up. she showed up. >> and that's all you got to do nowadays, isn't it? you've just got to show up. >> well, she's the queen. i know people. the queen queen. she's the princess. she's going, let's people. the queen queen. she's the pif|cess. she's going, let's people. the queen queen. she's the pif shei. she's going, let's people. the queen queen. she's the pif shei. she' she's g, let's people. the queen queen. she's the pif shei. she' she's goings hope if she lives, she's going to be the queen. >> she what do you >> if she lives, what do you know we don't know? lewis, know that we don't know? lewis, please. >> i know. i know. age, >> i know. i know. at my age, anybody moment. anybody can die at any moment. she's not your age. i know, but i'm thinking anybody can at i'm thinking anybody can die at any including someone as any moment, including someone as young this is starting out in >> well, this is starting out in a great angle. you really a great angle. you have really gone down. >> i didn't mean it that way. i just. just sort of knock just. you just sort of knock wood. easiest just. you just sort of knock wood. to easiest just. you just sort of knock wood. to be easiest just. you just sort of knock wood. to be positive siest just. you just sort of knock wood. to be positive about . stories to be positive about. >> doesn't she look great? she looks lovely. am commiserating looks lovely. i am commiserating off end . off the end. >> me. you know me . off the end. >> me. you know me. i'm >> you know me. you know me. i'm no big fan of the royal family and i'm no big fan of really just you've proved it now.
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>> let's go to a story >> yeah. let's go to a story that might actually impact our lives some way . lives in some way. >> and suella comes out fighting . yeah. and suella is basically she she's been the touchstone for everything that this that maybe the conservative party the conservatives have wanted . and conservatives have wanted. and she's coming out and she's saying it's absolutely disgusting. the terrorism , the disgusting. the terrorism, the marches for terrorism and she's saying they're polluting the streets with hate and a lot of people are saying that that the marches are just pro pro—palestine and that they're not supporting her. i'm pro—palestine . pro—palestine. >> i want a palestinian state. but the argument goes, of course, steve, that what we saw on those marches were chants for genocide, even though people might argue, oh, no, no, we don't. even though that's the original form of the chant and you saw these insane placards and whatnot . you saw these insane placards and whatnot. i do actually you saw these insane placards and whatnot . i do actually want and whatnot. i do actually want to ask a question here rather than make a statement. i what i noficed than make a statement. i what i noticed from observing the stuff onune noticed from observing the stuff online because frankly, i was
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actually a little bit too scared to yesterday was to go into town. yesterday was is the whichever social media bubble you are in is which video you tended to see. so people on the far left are like, look at all these videos of yobs and whatnot and people and everybody else was kind of like, look at this anti—semitism. and everyone was each other's was pretending that each other's videos pretending videos didn't count, pretending i think you're right about mentioning chambers that mentioning echo chambers that this internet and web this is the internet and web 2.0, as it was called , worked 2.0, as it was called, worked out that if you do this, people love it. you get the endorphin kick people the video they love it. you get the endorphin kick to people the video they love it. you get the endorphin kick to see. ople the video they love it. you get the endorphin kick to see. it'sz the video they love it. you get the endorphin kick to see. it's turningieo they want to see. it's turning confirmation bias into an industry when industry. but when you get a moment like this, it becomes really actually, really apparent that actually, yeah, people yeah, it's not that people are wilfully video wilfully ignoring the video that proves haven't proves them wrong. they haven't even on your twitter and even seen it on your twitter and facebook or whatever you'll never be challenged. your confirmations are just continually . so continually reinforced. so i mean, i'm amazed you got to see the ones disagree with. the ones you disagree with. well, everyone well, fortunately, everyone hates i'm very lucky. i don't hate you. i don't >> i don't hate you. i don't like you, but i don't hate. >> earlier on when we were talking about poppies, said, talking about poppies, you said, i he i hate josh, let's make sure he
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doesn't let's is. >> i think . i think you're >> i think. i think you're wrong, steve. it because wrong, steve. is it because you're making it seem like it's an internet thing? there's always been always people have always been in they've always always people have always been in hanging they've always always people have always been in hanging out'hey've always always people have always been in hanging out withre always always people have always been in hanging out withre alvsame been hanging out with their same friends. they've always read the same newspapers. always friends. they've always read the sam a newspapers. always friends. they've always read the sam a confirmed s. always friends. they've always read the sama confirmed in always friends. they've always read the sama confirmed in sameways had a confirmed in the same bubble, used to be seven people in a pub and now it's what looks, view, looks, from your point of view, everyone, looks like everyone, your bubble looks like the world. those seven the entire world. those seven people could seem like people in a pub could seem like everybody time. and everybody at one time. and it did everybody , all my did seem like everybody, all my friends, fewer friends, people had fewer friends. they've got friends. now they've got a million friends and million friends on twitter and facebook. think. facebook. that's lucky, i think. i think people, believe i think people, they believe what want believe. what they want to believe. that's that's the scariest thing. >> let's look, steve >> well, let's look, steve at the mirror. do they the mirror. what do they believe? very much in a believe? they are very much in a different echo chamber. have you no shame as their headline ? no shame as their headline? they're pointing out that the home there for 24 home secretary was there for 24 hours after armistice day violence. her helped to violence. her words helped to incite . for me, it you need to incite. for me, it you need to be able to consider that two things be wrong at the same things can be wrong at the same time . people do that. time. people can't do that. i know giving people know you're giving people way too there, but she too much credit there, but she in her article in the times, made points that are made some points that are
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probably doesn't mean probably true. that doesn't mean that says is true that everything she says is true and mean that and it doesn't mean the way that she gone is she has gone about it is correct. but people fall into that yeah, there is bias that trap. yeah, there is bias policing. therefore it's right to it like just before the to say it like just before the biggest version of this protests that have happened every saturday but one lands on a special day. and because she spoke about it, i think that's special day. and because she spoke athet it, i think that's special day. and because she spoke athe number nk that's special day. and because she spoke athe number of that's special day. and because she spoke athe number of people turn helped the number of people turn up they're being up some of them, they're being described as right. maybe described as as far right. maybe they're agitate haters. they're just agitate haters. there people who've been there are people who've been arrested, a previous arrested, who've got a previous arrested, who've got a previous arrest football arrest records for football violence. they don't care about the politics it . they just the politics of it. they just turn up. well, you certainly saw some i of , you some of the videos i saw of, you know, you saw a majority of people cenotaph paying people at the cenotaph paying their quietly . and then their respects quietly. and then you definite yobbish you saw some definite yobbish behaviour. yeah, which is obviously shame and goes obviously a shame and goes against whole point of being against the whole point of being out there on that day. but but if you have only to if you've basically demonised anybody who goes there to protest only the people who are demons or might be demons or some of them might be demons or some of them might
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be demons or some of them might be demons , what they've done be demons, what they've done with the palestinian demonstration is, is there are 300,000, maybe 500,000. >> i don't know how many people , >> i don't know how many people, but i 20 people. 20 people. but they're, you know , the i don't they're, you know, the i don't want to say the people who turned up were bad people. i don't believe that they were a lot most them, but only lot most of them, but only people who are willing to take the approbation is that a word, willing to take the heat? >> i'm not andrew, so i don't know the heat for turning up will turn up, but when you have a demonstration, which seems like party it like a garden party and it suddenly a sort of an arab spnng suddenly a sort of an arab spring taking place in london, you're going to get everybody in there. there were some shocking videos there young videos there was a young woman calling death of jews. calling for the death of jews. yeah, was an a very yeah, there was an a very innocent couple just being sort of pushed around because they were wearing a poppy and some people accosting them. and were wearing a poppy and some peopthe accosting them. and were wearing a poppy and some peopthe police :osting them. and were wearing a poppy and some peopthe police attackediem. and were wearing a poppy and some peopthe police attacked this and then the police attacked this and this. this poor wife is crying. yeah, there was there were shocking , shocking were some shocking, shocking placards. were some shocking, shocking pla yes s. were some shocking, shocking pla yes . and i'm not saying >> yes. and i'm not saying there's equity between these two
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groups people , but but when groups of people, but but when but there were many , many, many but there were many, many, many peaceful people , all who went to peaceful people, all who went to the palestinian thing because there were way more people who felt it was going to be an. all right, safe space because there had already been four of them. no one knew what was going to happen cenotaph. happen at the cenotaph. >> the difference >> i guess the difference is that didn't much that you just didn't see much challenging of some severe overt anti—semitism. at least i didn't see any of that. >> no. just there could have >> no. you just there could have been a tremendous have been a tremendous it could have been a tremendous it could have been much been ten times as much negativity at that. and there might have been i would have to say, such positive for you. >> just could have been >> they just could have been a lot semitism. okay. lot more around semitism. okay. >> we didn't see >> no, i'm saying we didn't see it, there was i don't know it, but there was i don't know if i'm not explaining it properly. no, you're not. >> it's terrible. it's been terrible. right. let's on terrible. right. let's move on to actually. yeah. to the times, actually. yeah. what about what do you think about this, louis? also got this. louis? they've also got this. they maybe we'll leave this anti—semitic, but they're just saying saying that saying that sunak is saying that they're now going be clamping they're now going to be clamping down with which down on antisemitism with which they really should have been doing the last.
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doing for the last. >> they should have done it in the it was this the very first day. it was this horrible people have been emboldened. they have emboldened. i think they have been think emboldened. i think they have bee and think emboldened. i think they have beeand i think emboldened. i think they have beeand i don't think emboldened. i think they have beeand i don't i think emboldened. i think they have beeand i don't i can't think emboldened. i think they have beeand i don't i can't tell1ink it's and i don't i can't tell really what's going on. but i think it's the death of the death of england. i think death of england, death of love and the death of england and the death england. yeah. death of england. yeah. >> there's also wales and scotland northern ireland. scotland and northern ireland. >> and. and those gb news may gb news. sorry. yes. the death of britain. that quickly on britain. is that quickly on this, though? >> to the actual point, the rule should be you can't ban protests, othennise it's a slippery slope. but if you break the law, you get arrested for it seems simple, doesn't it? yeah, but of that is the but so much of that is the problem is exactly that, that that would situation you that would be the situation you would we already are would expect that we already are this have to add this idea that we have to add laws to make it easier to arrest people for anti—semitism. those laws exist . the police just people for anti—semitism. those laws exibeen he police just people for anti—semitism. those laws exibeen acting ce just people for anti—semitism. those laws exibeen acting onjust people for anti—semitism. those laws exibeen acting on them . haven't been acting on them. let's on. let's get off let's move on. let's get off this move lewis this topic. let's move on. lewis this other story about the nhs? >> the nhs failing to >> well, the nhs failing to improve despite budget . i'm improve despite budget. i'm never about the nhs never really upset about the nhs because i think most most of the
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health problems that people have can cured through through can be cured through through diet and sun and stress reduction. >> i'm going to clip that up when i visit you in hospital next time. >> yeah, i mean the nhs every week, don't you? >> you are a big on this >> you are a big drain on this country's recent. >> something? >> you want to know something? i'm not. trips to the i'm totally not. my trips to the nhs are to convince them that i'm they're constantly i'm okay. they're constantly telling too telling me my cholesterol is too high. you need to do this and you need stop this. you need to stop doing this. >> what do you want to >> steve, what do you want to say here about i mean, this is obviously rishi sunak is one of his yeah, his big tentpole promises. yeah, well, it doesn't seem to be looking. looking really. looking. looking good. really. i did swiftest of googles. so did the swiftest of googles. so the nhs has had the problem is the nhs has had more money but isn't treating the problem is the nhs has had more people. out isn't treating the problem is the nhs has had more people. they're treating the problem is the nhs has had more people. they're treati|to the problem is the nhs has had moreinto ple. they're treati|to the problem is the nhs has had moreinto it.e. they're treati|to the problem is the nhs has had moreinto it. there'se treati|to the problem is the nhs has had moreinto it. there's goingti|to look into it. there's going to be investigation. do be an investigation. they'll do an they'll to the an inquiry. they'll get to the bottom of it. back and then there'll be a labour government. but may the ft but yeah, but back in may the ft already it's already looked into it and it's already looked into it and it's a recruitment oh, that a recruitment problem. oh, that makes sense. you can't makes sense. if you can't recruit people, you can't recruit more people, you can't treat could treat more people. they could have it. but no, have googled it. wow. but no, solving problems there. finally, that's do that's very quickly, steve, do the i hunt considers pre—christmas cut to pre—christmas tax cut to lift
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tory gloom. think the headline tory gloom. i think the headline gives all it's not gives it all away. it's not lifting our gloom, it's lifting the because jeremy the tory gloom because jeremy hunt was saying, no, you can't have tax cuts while have any more tax cuts while inflation is high. might drop inflation is high. it might drop below 5. i'm still going to feel high, but they're going to go with tax cuts. but it's inheritance tax. yeah fall for the culture war stuff on this. it's the top 4% of people who pay it's the top 4% of people who pay it. booths if you're not in the top 4, this is not a team you move. the other one is stamp duty. so they're helping duty. so they're really helping out they're struggling out the work. they're struggling families, buying families, people who are buying big and rich enough big old houses and rich enough to in the top 4. to be in the top 4. >> no, that is not true. that is not . i don't know much not true. i don't know much about this myself . i'm not true. i don't know much about this myself. i'm glad i know it's not true, but i was told got i've got one told by i've got i've got one really rich friend. okay and told by i've got i've got one reallin�*ich friend. okay and told by i've got i've got one reallin newiend. okay and told by i've got i've got one reallin new york okay and told by i've got i've got one reallin new york and|y and told by i've got i've got one reallin new york and heind told by i've got i've got one reallin new york and he tells me he's in new york and he tells me and a house in this and he owns a house in this country and a house in new york. >> and he's humble bragging. all right? >> and he's humble bragging. all rigiand he says and he tells me >> and he says and he tells me that duty is the that the stamp duty is the number one thing that prevents people from their people from selling their houses. you very houses. okay. thank you very much, lewis. >> and you your friend >> and thank you for your friend as rich friend.
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listening to gb news radio . listening to gb news radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie and going through monday's papers, we have the dinosaur, our star, louis schaffer . yeah, and the new star schaffer. yeah, and the new star of talktv , steve and alan. you of talktv, steve and alan. you think you think we didn't see you at all? tv you betrayer. oh five live again soon. oh, wow . five live again soon. oh, wow. well, you know what? you haven't got an exclusive contract. that's our fault. i know . we that's our fault. i know. we need to lock you in, big boy. there's accidentally there's no point accidentally giving unless it's giving exclusivity unless it's been for. fair fair been paid for. fair enough. fair enough. louis kick off enough. louis let's kick off with monday's telegraph and a disturbing photo of three children dress up . children playing dress up. >> could you me the number? >> could you give me the number? could to us? could you give the number to us? talktv >> andy, you messed up my link for joke. joke was better. >> okay. was my joke better ?
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yeah. >> yeah, i know. there you go. 33 children playing dress up. let's do this. >> three children in >> okay. well, three children in scotland that scotland yard. are we doing that one? yeah. scotland yard one? yeah. yeah. scotland yard apologise pose apologise after officers pose with child holding a pro—palestine placard. i don't know why this is news, because if people are thinking that these demonstrations. >> that's . >> no, no, that's. >> no, no, that's. >> let's see the photo because it isn't just holding it isn't just that he's holding a placard . he's dressed a a placard. he's dressed as a terrorist. he's got he's got the headscarf on. >> he's dressed a no, this >> he's dressed like a no, this is way the palestinians, is the way the way palestinians, their national costume is that that's a fear type. well, they cover their eyes. >> he's dressed like the guy . >> he's dressed like the guy. >> he's dressed like the guy. >> it's very sunny there. >> it's very sunny there. >> you have to be protect ed, he dressed like the guy who planned the october 7th attack. >> the same the same head scarf, the red colour . i mean, this the red colour. i mean, this could been have could have been it could have been costume that been his halloween costume that he . he was wearing. >> wearing. >> he was wearing. >> he was wearing. >> this is my idea is i >> well, this is my idea is i think all three of them look like they're maybe they're think all three of them look like thejup. maybe they're dressed up. >> it's the police >> it's like the police department this they department of this city. they dress police. they don't dress up as police. they don't really it's make really believe it's make believe. so i would say this is
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that in this this that the police in this in this country, city are very country, in the city are very nice people generally . and i nice people generally. and i think that's what they're doing . think that's what they're doing. they're just being nice. >> just you don't think that they would maybe think this is slightly it's the optics, isn't exactly. it's the optics, isn't it? look, we can sit here and say don't ban protest because if you do, it's a slippery slope, a arrest people to break the law. >> guys know that the >> but guys do know that the narrative of this like narrative of this one is like the accusation of bias policing. >> don't go you what, come >> don't go tell you what, come have a little hug it's have a little hug because it's not to help the argument. not going to help the argument. cute tyke. you dressed up cute little tyke. you dressed up as a terrorist. mean, i've as a terrorist. i mean, i've seen people saying arrest as a terrorist. i mean, i've seeikid,ople saying arrest as a terrorist. i mean, i've seeikid, you saying arrest as a terrorist. i mean, i've seeikid, you know? saying arrest as a terrorist. i mean, i've seeikid, you know? no, ng arrest as a terrorist. i mean, i've seeikid, you know? no, of arrest as a terrorist. i mean, i've seeikid, you know? no, of course the kid, you know? no, of course not. surely not. but the parents, surely this massive red flag that this is a massive red flag that the is dressed like that. the kid is dressed like that. >> probably they're >> no, that probably they're quite proud of the kid. >> they're probably super . >> they're probably super. >> they're probably super. >> that is not is not going >> that kid is not is not going out and saving pocket money out and saving his pocket money to know what to buy the. do you know what they're people when the when the when october 7th happened there were many many people who were pro proud of the. >> oh no i've seen the people giving out. >> no, it's a tradition. you
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give out sweets celebrating the death of jews and whatnot. the point and more point is, this kid and more importantly , his parents in importantly, his parents live in this country . see, that's what's this country. see, that's what's terrifying. >> you've raised. the headline is about this kid. the is not about this kid. the headuneis is not about this kid. the headline is about police and headline is about the police and the the this situation the police. the this situation has been accepted. it should have been shut down the very first day. people should have been embarrassed to go out there and it hasn't been. so this is to be expected. you can't hold these people. >> well, the police encouraging it, yeah. telegraph it, right? yeah. more telegraph next. it's about next. and steve, if it's about a lack public confidence, lack of public confidence, are they going to close the entire police force ? this could be the police force? this could be the start of it. the cps hate crime panel has been dissolved amid start of it. the cps hate crime paneof|as been dissolved amid start of it. the cps hate crime paneof publicn dissolved amid start of it. the cps hate crime paneof public confidence amid start of it. the cps hate crime paneof public confidence .|mid start of it. the cps hate crime paneof public confidence . the lack of public confidence. the move comes amid mounting concerns about views espoused by some advisers . i mean, it's some advisers. i mean, it's interesting because we talk on shows like this about what is hate, bills, about hate, about online bills, about hate, about online bills, about hate crime, all boils hate crime, and it all boils down to the definition of hate. who pick it? you think, who gets to pick it? you think, oh, maybe could have some oh, maybe they could have some sort of a panel of experts that could at turns out that could look at it. turns out that don't that's when
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don't work. and that's not when the actually the experts are actually the people discovered . people who've been discovered. now, of the hate now, proponents of the hate spreading the hate themselves. indeed praising hamas, which would come under what we're talking about. if you're a fan of a proscribed a terrorist group, then you're breaking the law. i mean, to be fair, later in says in the in the article, he says it before were it was before they were proscribed, which, know, proscribed, which, you know, it's a weaksauce argument, but maybe gets the line. maybe it gets you over the line. technically is why technically but this is why it will impossible to will be impossible to have a panel that can discuss these things. do you how do you things. so how do you how do you get hate? well get the definition of hate? well because they're looking for people who really involved people who are really involved in they've looked in it and they've looked too hard, guess. well, what do you hard, i guess. well, what do you think, you think that think, louis? do you think that they have of they should just not have any of these just use a bit these panels and just use a bit of sense? >> well, i'm guessing from the cps point view, say cps point of view, they say let's people on the let's get some people on the payroll case the bleep payroll just in case the bleep hits fan. need hits the fan. and we need somebody on our side. hits the fan. and we need somebody on our side . we've somebody on our side. we've been paying guy somebody on our side. we've been paying guy and i think paying off this guy and i think that's possibly what it is . it's that's possibly what it is. it's something something something maybe it's something as i suggest it's people >> i suggest it's people actually being afraid to take a stand believe is stand for what they believe is morally right. we saw i just
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want quickly bring here. want to quickly bring in here. we first you had like we first of all, you had like like weeks ago, you the like two weeks ago, you had the met police jihad. met police going jihad. obviously means obviously it just means a spiritual struggle whilst people obviously it just means a spirchanting ggle whilst people obviously it just means a spirchanting ggaggressively)ple obviously it just means a spirchanting ggaggressively ine are chanting it aggressively in front signs muslim front of signs saying muslim army and whatnot. but on top of that, about two years ago, you had cars, a procession of cars driving through north london with palestinian flags through zelenskyy speakers calling for the rape of jewish mothers and daughters and whatnot. those people were identified and not actually the cps dropped the case. so when you start seeing about like this advisory panel for the cps and it turns out they've called for hate crimes, committed hate crimes themselves, arguably this explains why i think this country has lost fear . country has lost fear. >> we're like those. we're like those mice who've been infected with that cat dander. do you know osmosis? that's right. where they're not they're not afraid of the cat anymore . cat, afraid of the cat anymore. cat, cat, cat. but that's cat.
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>> who's the mice and who are the cats before we move on? >> we are the cats. >> we are the cats. >> so we're not afraid. no, no, no. we're the mice. >> sorry, sorry, sorry. so we're the western people. the mice. we western people. we're we've we're not afraid. we've had 70 years peace. we think we got years of peace. we think we got hitler. hitler was the worst. and we stopped the russians . the and we stopped the russians. the russians they russians were bad, but they weren't maybe britain russians were bad, but they weren' had maybe britain russians were bad, but they weren' had a maybe britain russians were bad, but they weren' had a war maybe britain russians were bad, but they weren' had a war on aybe britain russians were bad, but they weren' had a war on itse britain russians were bad, but they weren' had a war on its soilitain russians were bad, but they weren' had a war on its soil inin hasn't had a war on its soil in so years that the english so many years that the english people grew up to be a gentle race of people . race of people. >> in this metaphor, who is the toxo osmosis gland or whatever it's called the world economic forum. oh, my god. there we go. well done. right just well done. right is it just dream, celebrate writing this story in the times, lewis , do story in the times, lewis, do you reference dream is you know this reference dream is that's things. >> always better. >> we must always get better. yes okay. >> get better. that was >> always get better. that was we didn't really. >> but whatever it that we >> but whatever it is that we weren't, plan that. weren't, we didn't plan that. no. he must always no. okay. well he must always get they must. you've get better. they must. you've got to they got to get got to hope they got to get better. me better. unless unless you're me and yeah um, so. and they get worse. yeah um, so. so this ? what is the so what is this? what is the story labour set to do better. and then blair's 1997 landslide story labour set to do better. antheien blair's 1997 landslide story labour set to do better. anthe lastylair's 1997 landslide story labour set to do better. anthe last election. 7 landslide story labour set to do better. anthe last election. and|dslide in the last election. and there's a poll , and the poll was
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there's a poll, and the poll was done by survation and it was paid for by the uk spirits alliance. don't why alliance. i don't know why they're doing a poll, but i do know now know why they're doing a poll. and the latest survey said even after this is said that even after this is like a month after the october 7th thing, is that more people are going to vote for labour and the conservatives are basically sunk and they're going to win by 431 seats to conservative 156 seats. >> i mean , maybe they're saying >> i mean, maybe they're saying that the argument about ceasefire versus humanitarian pause isn't ripping the labour party apart. >> i mean, it it makes sense. you're surveying people in the uk and it's all going to be about how their pockets feel and how trust how much they trust the government and so if labour do win by this huge amount, they need to send a thank you basket to rishi sunak and suella braverman at the moment who seems doing all the seems to be for doing all the hard , it's going to be more hard work, it's going to be more not for the than not voting for the tories than voting want to say voting for. i just want to say here having to strong a win. it's bad for democracy . see, you it's bad for democracy. see, you need some balance here and it
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can just let the government of the day just run amuck and do whatever it wants. >> well, that's why we have the house of lords. >> in yeah , well, but >> in theory, yeah, well, but then they ditch the of then if they ditch the house of lords, you now the political system this country. system in this country. >> personal. >> nothing, nothing personal. there's things there's lots of great things about but the about this country. but the democracy strong because about this country. but the denwinner strong because about this country. but the denwinner take strong because about this country. but the denwinner take all. 'ong because about this country. but the denwinner take all. there's:ause it's winner take all. there's not an america its not like an america with its checks balances. not like an america with its cheyeah, balances. not like an america with its cheyeah, you ilances. not like an america with its cheyeah, you guys 5s. not like an america with its cheyeah, you guys are doing >> yeah, you guys are doing really but no, we are really great, but no, we are doing great. >> we are doing great. and things can be stopped slowed things can be stopped and slowed down when you have one party, but said something, the but you said something, the person all hard person who's done all the hard work starmer , who has work has been starmer, who has handled a rebellion in his party so well. he is. he has handled the muslim so well where he said to them , he said, you stay with to them, he said, you stay with me. we're not going to promise you what you want. me. we're not going to promise you what you want . just stay you what you want. just stay with me. >> well, i don't know if they will stay with him, but arguably, the rest of the population don't want to see anyone appease those, right? >> not those people , but >> well, not those people, but just appease what we're just to appease what we're seeing on the streets and the
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ceasefire and also, it's obviously goes against this whole him being a flip whole idea of him being a flip flopper whatnot. yeah flopper and whatnot. yeah anyway, more serious anyway, look, a more serious respite now, steve, for one of our own mr leo kearse, this is scottish comedian leo kearse. i don't know if you've heard of him. issues, an appeal. he's done this on twitter to find his missing nephew after missing 15 year old nephew after he friday his he vanished on friday from his mother's house in glasgow. winston hastings curse. have a look on social media if you want the details to try and help out and keep an eye out. these things incredibly sad. the things are incredibly sad. the only to only items he is believed to have teddies and have taken a two teddies and that's of fact in that's the kind of fact in a story that kind of the story that kind of hits the heart, isn't it? yeah obviously the family's worried as say, the family's worried as i say, there's twitter. do there's details on twitter. i do think of us think it's odd when one of us is in the and i realised the in the news and i realised the three of us have been this three of us have been in this situation of being new situation of being in new stories we reviewed. stories that we get reviewed. you by someone you were interviewed by someone at lewis, ofcom at a protest, lewis, an ofcom and i had my row with a lawyer, but those stories were but none of those stories were quite i guess, as quite as personal, i guess, as well. also, i mean, you know, arguably we have a voice and if anybody out there obviously sees
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him and can call in to the police and whatever , i mean, i police and whatever, i mean, i can't even imagine what the family are going through. >> just say where it is. it's up in glasgow. and he left the house. leo kearse, house. and unlike leo kearse, he's only five foot five inches tall. okay. at 15. so he's, he's relatively small. so >> well, hopefully he's going to be found safely and very, very soon. i'm now much happier news now for one of gb news family members who does the telegraph have eating a kangaroo penis and can they please remove it from the canteen here? oh, is that me? >> yeah. where is this ? >> yeah. where is this? >> yeah. where is this? >> lewis nigel farage? have you never watched? have you never watched? have i? i'm a celebrity. get me out of here. >> so what happens? >> so what happens? >> we're not doing the ukraine story. >> no, we're not doing the ukraine >> no, we're not doing the ukrokay. why you people >> okay. why do you let people live behind the scenes to what's going on? i don't know, be silenced again? silenced by the man again? >> was smooth. it >> lewis it was so smooth. it was nicely done that
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was such nicely done that we'd cut story . what's going on here? >> we're not doing the ukraine even know what you're talking about because you were so illustrious. >> nigel farage would do >> nigel farage would never do this unprofessional. this kind of unprofessional. >> nigel farage this kind of unprofessional. >> is nigel farage this kind of unprofessional. >> is nigel nigel farage this kind of unprofessional. >> is nigel faragel farage this kind of unprofessional. >> is nigel farage story. je story is nigel farage story. >> nigel lands in australia head of rumour and i'm a celebrity appearance. yes, he's going to be on on. i'm a celebrity. if he signs a contract, they don't know whether he signed a contract. being bit fishy contract. he's being a bit fishy whether to. yeah, he whether he's going to. yeah, he just happens to in australia whether he's going to. yeah, he just they ens to in australia whether he's going to. yeah, he just they ens and in australia whether he's going to. yeah, he just they ens and they'restralia whether he's going to. yeah, he just they ens and they're paying and they pay and they're paying him. are they doing it? him. and why are they doing it? why he it? is nigel why is he doing it? is nigel farage doing it publicity? farage doing it for publicity? of course. >> no, he's not. he's >> is nigel? no, he's not. he's trying young reach trying to reach the young reach the young. >> that's what says. his >> that's what he says. if his tiktok is doing well tiktok is doing really well and he's got he's being paid possibly me, £1.5 possibly 100 excuse me, £1.5 million, but good luck to him because look what happened. matt hancock was on that show. >> well, you know, this could be very good for the channel. he's obviously obviously big obviously he's obviously the big hitter but was hitter here already. but i was going look, before you going to say, look, before you judge that, nigel farage might be on i'm a celeb just for publicity. remember hancock be on i'm a celeb just for
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publwent remember hancock be on i'm a celeb just for publwent rerthere er hancock be on i'm a celeb just for publwent rerthere to hancock be on i'm a celeb just for publwent rerthere to raisehancock who went on there to raise awareness of dyslexia and thanks to him being on there, there's now no dyslexia. but is this steve, go to break in steve, let's go to break in a second, money well second, but is this money well spent? think a lot of people spent? i think a lot of people are tuning in. are going to be tuning in. maybe. i really sounded like nigel farage there for a second. a of people will be dodi. a lot of people will be dodi. yeah, i think it will make the tv show dull because it'll be like gillian thing. like the gillian mckee thing. every week we'll be voting for him to do the or. yeah, but then, then. then you do it then, but then. then you do it and people over and you win. people over over time. know. matt time. i don't know. i matt hancock win over. no but hancock win you over. no but i think this is different. i think nigel charming nigel is far more charming person even if you disagree with him. >> yeah. no, i agree with you i you know, i think he. >> think he i mean, the >> i think he i mean, the question is he's on tv. people could watch him he's on could watch him here. he's on every i know . every night here. i don't know. >> not for the next few weeks. congratulations it congratulations on making it halfway . you the last halfway. as you know, the last halfway. as you know, the last half is where we really let lewis off his leash. we've got snp disrespect backing hamas at your peril. and the end of bc and ad see you in a
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>> welcome back to headliners and straight into monday's telegraph where steve perhaps this snp leader just has a terrible singing voice . yeah snp terrible singing voice. yeah snp westminster leader accused of disrespect after not singing the national anthem in us may stephen flynn i mean if that were the only problem dissing us i think that's what they do all the time but it's more about dissing the war dead which is a bad to be doing some bad time to be doing some dissing. but he remained silent as other political as the uk other political party leaders along, even leaders were singing along, even ian blackford used to do this. so who was the former head of westminster assembly and there's an interesting point made by melanie gallagher. meghan gallagher, who was saying you can have your anti you can your republican views, but you're at a different place. and i think sing the song because it doesn't actually make a difference. there is no point in the future where he'll saying, we
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where he'll be saying, no, we should monarchy. should abolish the monarchy. and someone sang someone goes, but you sang it like doesn't. you're not like it doesn't. you're not giving away your your representative you're there representative and you're there as of for as a representative of for scotland . and it's disrespectful scotland. and it's disrespectful to scottish people who fought and died in war. surely and died in the war. surely >> mean, i, i understand >> well, i mean, i, i understand what he's thinking. >> he's thinking, i don't want to sing. this guy's the king's name. i don't believe in this stuff. i think it's really name. i don't believe in this stuanathema. ink it's really name. i don't believe in this stu anathema. lots t's really name. i don't believe in this stu anathema. lots of really name. i don't believe in this stu anathema. lots of people an anathema. lots of people don't but the don't believe in it. but the fact the snp and they fact is it's the snp and they want to they want to tear the union asunder. and as if we don't have enough problems, we're at war versus a war versus a war. we're having wars in every direction. we're tearing ourselves apartjust every direction. we're tearing ourselves apart just at this time when we need to. >> can you sing the national anthem? >> i can, yeah. >> i can, yeah. >> do you want to give it a go, mel , aka of mel . oh, my gosh. mel, aka of mel. oh, my gosh. it's not even the national anthem, right? >> the male next. and lewis, please don't take this personally , but has this country personally, but has this country finally learned to not harbour those that might us? those that might harm us? >> yeah, well, this is this is i'm going to use the word
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risible because i don't i don't usually that word. i mean, usually use that word. i mean, it's laughable because it's laughable really, because it's laughable really, because it's egyptian tv presenter, a former egyptian tv presenter and youtuber, former egyptian tv presenter and youtuber , a moataz matar , who youtuber, a moataz matar, who backed hamas at pro—palestinian rally in the uk, has his visa revoked by the home office . and revoked by the home office. and this guy is a is a big shot. he's a very good looking. he wears a blue blazer without a it's all about looks with you, isn't it? >> you're very shallow. >> you're very shallow. >> he could be my relative. it's the kind of genetic thing. the same kind of genetic thing. he's handsome man. and he's a very handsome man. and uh. the home uh. and he and the home secretary bravo and jenrick, secretary in bravo and jenrick, who's the. whatever he does, he's the immigration guy. who's the. whatever he does, he's the immigration guy . and he's the immigration guy. and they said, we're not letting the guy back the country, which guy back into the country, which is amazing accomplishment. is an amazing accomplishment. one person out of millions that they've let in. >> in a way, this could be a new immigration strategy . just find immigration strategy. just find people, social media, and then finally, we're not going to even have a visa. >> you know what i say ? i say if >> you know what i say? i say if you're not a citizen of this country, you you should have less rights. if you are a
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citizen, you should be able to protest even the most horrific things. i believe that horrific things. i believe that horrific things if you're a citizen . but things if you're a citizen. but if you're just visiting and well, here's the thing. >> why do you have a visa in the first place? >> yeah. yeah >> yeah. yeah >> but i was trying to find the positive here that i think it was a wise man who once said we should have situation should have a situation where you protests because you don't ban protests because that's a slippery that's the start of a slippery slope. you break the law, slope. and if you break the law, you get arrested. oh, look you get arrested. and oh, look at he was backing at this. he was backing a proscribed group proscribed terrorist group and now revoked. is now visa revoked. so it is working slowly and later than possibly it should do. and we've got of a youtuber so it got rid of a youtuber so it feels double win. yes. no feels like a double win. yes. no but thing very quickly but the other thing very quickly about the story that i find amazing thing is that stuff amazing thing is that the stuff that he did online, the horrific things that he said the things that he said and the support hamas were found out, support of hamas were found out, it like from the cst, it seems like from the cst, which is an organisation of jewish organisation that protects the british, british jews , and the fact that it's up jews, and the fact that it's up to, it seems like, to these organisations to go out and find
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these people. why is it not being done by the home office? why are they relying on these other organisations to identify these people who arguably we definitely should not be here who are unsafe in this country? i think that that's i think that's in itself is that's atrocious in itself is the case because we clearly have authorities are tracking authorities that are tracking a lot people, obviously lot of people, but obviously not, know , anyway, it's not, you know, anyway, it's a very great organisation. the cst , news in the , more reality tv news in the mirror. steve but this one entails an actual racist at itv's big brother because that's where it is now. trish has apologised. she's been pulled from the show after racist posts resurfaced east. i read the story on five different news websites and could not find which group she was being racist about. because the about. well, because that's the question i found it question you ask. i found it onune question you ask. i found it online and it everybody . online and it was everybody. >> everybody, everybody. the bernard manning. >> it was jewish people. it was africans. now, we should just say she is. i think she might be afro—caribbean , but she chinese afro—caribbean, but she chinese people, asian people, she's
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homophobic . and i won't say what homophobic. and i won't say what any of the tweets were, but they're like they're not like little nudges of race. they're just like out and out proper. proper racist. yeah. and the ironic and i haven't ironic thing is and i haven't been watching this, i used to be absolutely addicted to big brother. ironic thing is brother. but the ironic thing is that, one that she in that, number one is that she in her time on big brother, has been complaining about people her time on big brother, has been nmicroaggressionst people her time on big brother, has been nmicroaggressions andele being microaggressions and whatnot. and number two is that she was like , it turns out she's she was like, it turns out she's one of the favourites and her being kicked out there was a big furore in line of people saying this is england being racist. again and kicking out someone just because they're black. and then it turns out, course, then it turns out, of course, that she's historically that she's is historically anyway, being massively racist. >> you know what there's >> well, you know what there's racist is what racist says. what racist is what racist says. what racist does . there's different racist does. there's different kinds what does mean ? kinds of what does that mean? >> right . >> you're right. >> you're right. >> it's she said bad things about people . yeah, it's everybody. >> you know , killing somebody >> you know, killing somebody because they're one ethnic group is bad. >> but, you know. >> but, you know. >> okay. wow. that's so
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insightful. no, but i mean, i guess the inclusion of the story is there's an irony is i think people are finally well, not finally waking up. people are known just because known a long time. just because you an ethnic minority, you are of an ethnic minority, it mean that you can't it doesn't mean that you can't be racist. there seems be racist. yeah. and there seems to this whole idea that to be this whole idea that somehow pervade our somehow there's pervade our culture, you are black culture, that if you are black or asian or anything, that then you're if you are racist, it somehow doesn't even count. and i saw a tweet today defending the use of coconut as a slur and saying, no, this isn't racist, and why not? and i think it feels racist to the people it's being to. yeah. you being applied to. yeah. when you have. anyway right. it was have. yeah. anyway right. it was in see that i was first in 2023. see that i was first made aware of this mail story. >> lewis yes. >> lewis yes. >> bbc faces criticism after dropping christian terms bcc which stands for before christ and ad anno domini from teaching materials, which means in the year of our lord, from teaching materials for 7 to 11 year olds and this is on british teach, which is i guess is films for
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primary , primary and secondary primary, primary and secondary schools and 7 to 11 year olds. so i don't know who's making a big to do about this. this is one of the people don't like it when the beat what the bbc does because they're fed up with paying because they're fed up with paying for it. if it was any other group, they wouldn't get do you know when do you know, do you know when the first reference to before before common era was used, the common era 300 years ago? no more that. more than that. >> yeah. well, i that >> oh, yeah. well, i know that jewish people it. jewish people use it. >> we. we. >> we. we. >> it was used it like religious jews use it. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it was more than 300 but but that's not this is for that's not this is not for jewish people . jewish people. >> i mean seems like a >> i mean it seems like a ridiculous because ridiculous thing to say because what's very though whether what's very even though whether people or not, this people are atheists or not, this is christian country is a christian country ostensibly and as someone says here, i think use the phrase it's a cultural tradition. so it doesn't even need to be that. i mean, as an atheist myself, i don't feel my rights are oppressed. if i bc or ad, oppressed. if i say bc or ad, the odds of there are so many people would to google ad people would have to google ad means find religious means to even find it religious and arbitrary scale from and it's an arbitrary scale from
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my don't my point of view, so i don't mind. you've it after mind. you've named it after a thing need an arbitrary thing and you need an arbitrary scale other scale because the only other place would an place to start would be an absolute scale from the big bang. and that means year absolute scale from the big bang. bet that means year absolute scale from the big bang. be a:hat means year absolute scale from the big bang. be a reallyeans year absolute scale from the big bang. be a really big; year absolute scale from the big bang. be a really big number.r would be a really big number. >> and as someone points out, no such as a as the big bang. such thing as a as the big bang. >> have a really sorry >> so you have a really sorry just as someone else just before, but as someone else points here, arbitrary points out here, this arbitrary scale, at scale, even from starting at that to the that point, still points to the centrality of christianity within the ethos here or within. so it doesn't make any sense. >> just calling it story is just some anti—woke person making a big deal about it and for example, my calendar uses more male and more bbc and finally, we might get a chance to work for the channel. >> steve maybe bbc in general is training course creator to increase the number of female production staff opens to trans women . it's a six day course. women. it's a six day course. it's called bbc. female self shooters , which is close to shooters, which is close to something i've. oh hello . sorry, something i've. oh hello. sorry, i didn't mean to cut your punchline there. say it again. it's same thought. my timing it's the same thought. my timing was apologise , but was off. i apologise, but they've got themselves in a pickle. that's what's pickle. yes that's what's
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happened women are happened here. because women are offended includes offended because it includes trans people . and what are you trans people. and what are you going to do now ? suddenly go, going to do now? suddenly go, okay, we'll change the rules. then its then surely trans women, it's a it's good because then it's a good idea because then they all the camera they can carry all the camera boxes whatnot. way boxes and whatnot. either way there'll and it's there'll be a furore and it's almost to watch. they've almost fun to watch. they've they've, they've been hoisted by their own petard. why don't you just people who to do just train people who want to do the the job rather than the job for the job rather than specifically have a thing you can show off about, oh, can show off about, about, oh, look, training look, we've got a training course more women course to get more women into because it's telling. >> that >> it's telling women that they're they can't >> it's telling women that they they they can't >> it's telling women that they they that they can't >> it's telling women that they they that they've1ey can't >> it's telling women that they they that they've been|n't that they that they've been punished and they've been penalised i'm penalised and that that i'm really worried that okay. >> yeah i agree. i agree with you . you. >> it's like you don't have special training things for people . people. >> well okay. >> well okay. >> well, they're trying the idea is to redress the balance. but of it can be open to of course it can be open to exploitation, just like they had the in america. they the conference in america. they had tech conference, had a big tech conference, a women conference, women only tech conference, and all just geeky all these blokes just geeky dudes them. dudes were like, i'm they them. and just sit there their and they just sit there in their sort shirts, right? sort of played shirts, right? >> men do. >> because that's what men do. they've they're gaming
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they've played. they're gaming the system. >> they've that's exactly what we part >> they've that's exactly what we in part >> they've that's exactly what we in bag. part >> they've that's exactly what we in bag. but part >> they've that's exactly what we in bag. but please three in the bag. but please don't byes just yet. don't go beddy byes just yet. coming up, we've got racist galaxies, change is galaxies, climate change is solved and we find out how much lewis pays women to sleep with him. see you
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in two. lewis, get off your phone right . lewis, get off your phone right. welcome back to headliners and let's kick straight off with monday's express. and it's a good thing the population is so terrible in london. lewis othennise, every night be othennise, every night i'd be really triggered by pollution was the word i think i was going for. >> galaxy is named after, quote, violent colonialists in our night sky. >> should be renamed and their astronomers are calling for two galaxies to be renamed from ferdinand ferdinand magellan , ferdinand ferdinand magellan, who was the portuguese guy who tried to sail around the world, but they killed him halfway or something. very something. and this is very early was early on. and because he was a bad guy, he was a bad guy. and so they want change the name
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so they want to change the name of his magellan clouds to something else. but the truth is , this is just another we're renaming the street in your town. they've run out of streets. and so now, so finally we've the stars, the we've gone to the stars, the galaxy is there. >> and this is. would this be the of it, hopefully the end of it, steve? hopefully because i've come to the opinion that this is not how proper nouns work. if you've been named after something, it's now your name. was reading after something, it's now your name. you was reading after something, it's now your name. you know, was reading after something, it's now your name. you know, there's ding about, you know, there's a beetle named after beetle that was named after hitler you just think it's hitler and you just think it's not beatles don't not the beatles fault. don't hold it against those beatles done nothing comparison . done nothing in comparison. >> paul was not. no, not that one. >> i don't think so. but and they just stop blaming the galaxy . the other thing they're galaxy. the other thing they're blaming the galaxy. but do you think it should be renamed or do you know what i mean? the proper noun then becomes that's the name of that galaxy becomes separate. separate separate. it becomes a separate idea. that no one's idea. i also think that no one's ever going to think, do you know what? i wasn't going to be racist. but there is that galaxy what? i wasn't going to be r.that but there is that galaxy what? i wasn't going to be r.that galaxy, are is that galaxy what? i wasn't going to be r.that galaxy, that that galaxy what? i wasn't going to be r.that galaxy, that magellan xy what? i wasn't going to be r.that galaxy, that magellan one , that galaxy, that magellan one and milky white galaxy. well and the milky white galaxy. well zahawi. they're talking
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zahawi. yeah, they're talking about changing it to the milky clouds that's you clouds. that's not what you need. more scientific and that's not scientifically sound because it is not a cloud . it is not a cloud. >> it may look milky and cloud like, but it's not. it's like lots of little dots in the sky. you are such a genius for waiting for this guy to get right. >> some good science news in the guardian now. and even better, we've got a smarty pants who can make sense of it . steve. yeah, make sense of it. steve. yeah, this always makes popular at this always makes me popular at parties. here we go. science floating artificial floating factories of artificial leaves could green fuel for leaves could make green fuel for jets and ships. basically, they want to fossilises the phrase they've used. i think that's it's not a strong enough word. basically flat things that float that use sunlight and carbon dioxide stuff that can dioxide to make stuff that can be into fuel. brill be turned into fuel. brill because when you burn because then when you burn it, it's releases carbon. but it's still releases carbon. but the carbon it releases you've the carbon it releases as you've just couple of weeks just captured a couple of weeks before. before you give into before. so before you give into your urge to be hang on, your urge to be like, hang on, if a thing that just if this is a thing that just stop hate it. stop oil would like, i hate it. imagine it's a simple question. would you rather burn something that's just captured or that's just been captured or
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something neatly tucked that's just been captured or some underground neatly tucked that's just been captured or some underground is 1eatly tucked that's just been captured or some underground is difficultcked that's just been captured or some underground is difficult to 5d away underground is difficult to get you're releasing get to when you're releasing into it's a new into our atmosphere. it's a new thing they're their thing. so they're creating their own oil substitute. i think this is why they don't call it fossilised, carbon fossilised, call it carbon neutral necessarily net zero, because a long enough period because if a long enough period net, it's not about. gross you've captured it. you've released that's net zero. so released it, that's net zero. so and the idea is that also it can be utilised because it floats so it's we can sort of put it out in which obviously in the oceans, which obviously the planet. what the surface of the planet. what do you think of this, lewis? or is some conspiracy for you? do you think of this, lewis? or is don'tie conspiracy for you? do you think of this, lewis? or is don't think spiracy for you? do you think of this, lewis? or is don't think you cy for you? do you think of this, lewis? or is don't think you know, you? do you think of this, lewis? or is don't think you know, do ? >> i don't think you know, do you leaves? you believe in leaves? >> it was like, i tell you what i don't believe in. i don't believe i believe in climate change. i don't believe co2 being don't believe in co2 being important. i rang don't believe in co2 being import and i rang don't believe in co2 being import and whatever i rang don't believe in co2 being import and whatever steve1g don't believe in co2 being import and whatever steve says, ofcom and whatever steve says, steve like harvard steve is like the harvard universe this i don't universe of this show. i don't believe a single thing that he says, okay. believe a single thing that he sayi okay. believe a single thing that he sayi think louis schaefer is >> i think louis schaefer is great. you're right to great. oh, you're right not to believe that one. >> paradox . no, no, it is >> oh, a paradox. no, no, it is the paradox. don't think i'm the paradox. i don't think i'm great, but i mean, if this works, is good thing. >> there's something called the law consequences. law of unintended consequences. yeah don't what's yeah which we don't know what's going to happen. >> we invited onto this
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show. >> who knows? who knows ? >> yeah, who knows? who knows? >> yeah, who knows? who knows? >> chaos would ensue. >> chaos would ensue. >> guy is a >> it seems like this guy is a legitimate from new york. legitimate person from new york. >> you're totally right. >> yeah, you're totally right. i was about i said was kidding about what i said about i don't want my about you, and i don't want my many pick pick already. do they? they people >> do they? do they think people are defensive of you are very defensive of you online, aren't they, louis? they are feel protective. >> they feel protective. >> they feel protective. >> because i help. >> well, because i need help. you beg , you beg. i need help. you beg, you beg. i need help. and i need. i want them to buy buy a calendar. the louis schaefer amazing . schaefer calendar is amazing. you my website now. you can go to my website now. >> i ask you, is there any >> can i ask you, is there any actual are there any nude photos? of photos? yeah, there's lots of news. the photo, news. you find the nude photo, then there's of nude. then there's lots of nude. there's like. >> fine. the nude >> that's fine. find the nude photo. one photo. surely that is one together right here. >> right there. there's a there's. oh my it's you. there's. oh my god, it's you. >> women? >> is that two women? >> is that two women? >> it's two women. >> it's two women. >> not nude. we want one nude. >> not nude. we want one nude. >> there's. okay, i'll >> well, there's. okay, i'll show november which show you the november 1st, which is. no, no, no. >> keep keep it. >> keep it, keep it. >> keep it, keep it. >> for show. don't be >> save it for show. don't be naked in a cold. >> no, but i'm wearing. >> no, but i'm wearing. >> i'm wearing how >> i'm wearing a how we've segwayed saving >> i'm wearing a how we've seg'planet. saving the planet. >> louis wearing >> louis schaefer's wearing a very tight look. >> very quickly. >> look very quickly. >> look very quickly. >> come on, show us the nude photo . that's new. they just
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photo. that's not new. they just see your arms. >> for for the women >> good for the for the women who don't to who like me, they don't want to see nudity. >> course they want see. >> of course they want to see. >> of course they want to see. >> no, they do. >> no, they do. >> the glasses on. >> the glasses on. >> they call me. they can. >> they can call me. they can. they on twitter. they can contact me on twitter. they can contact me on twitter. they independent next. they could the independent next. >> and is this why you're demanding raise? >> and is this why you're der louis1g raise? >> and is this why you're derlouis1g independent. >> louis the independent. >> louis the independent. >> oh, yes. dating rule >> oh, yes. oh, yes. dating rule says with says women shouldn't sleep with men they've spent two men unless they've spent two grand on and then $2,000. grand on them. and then $2,000. not pounds, $2,000. that's nothing. and this is what's happening with the world. the women. like women. the women are like they're harping back for a time when men cared . they're lucky. when men cared. they're lucky. you know what it is all the women, the men that the women, all the men that the women, all the men that the women want. >> they get boys. you and me. >> they get boys. you and me. >> men, all the men. >> all the men, all the men. >> all the men, all the men. >> steve, nobody has to pay . >> steve, nobody has to pay. nobody has to pay nobody. they will have sex with steve. >> everybody pays. they don't. >> everybody pays. they don't. >> steve doesn't need to pay. pay women who who pay women. the women who who want to have sex with the top guys will not take money. but the women . but all the money in the women. but all the money in the women. but all the money in the world cannot . oh, my god. the world cannot. oh, my god. >> this is the easiest story we've done all night.
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>> it's a stupid story. and what what should i have said? >> what should i do? >> what should i do? >> a really quick version of it. yeah, that's great. i'd love to find out if you're the kind of woman who expects two grand's worth spending. me early worth of spending. tell me early before half before i'm a grand and a half in and not getting. and still not getting. >> worth probably. >> it's worth it. it's probably. it's probably it, right? it's probably worth it, right? >> you find it so you think actually is sort of in actually this is the sort of in actually this is the sort of in a is quite a good idea. a way this is quite a good idea. >> we have a finite >> it's like we have a finite number we something number here. we have something to towards. we know. to be working towards. we know. so once we know, it's so i think once we know, it's like definite way. yeah. like definite in a way. yeah. you're well, i mean, you're like, okay, well, i mean, and the way, should be and by the way, it should be pointed isn't all at pointed out this isn't all at once, right? >> this is have to be but over five dates, which a day. five dates, which is £400 a day. >> is $40 a day. truth >> this is $40 a day. the truth is, women, they like you, is, women, if they like you, they take they need they won't take they don't need even to dinner. they even be taken to dinner. they dinner . don't need dinner. they don't even need a mars bar . dinner. they don't even need a mars bar. they don't dinner. they don't even need a mars bar . they don't need, mars bar. they don't need, you know, little candy. they know, even a little candy. they will have little from what i from what i've seen a werther's original me, what's the original remind me, what's the age difference between you and your girlfriend, louis? >> . exactly. because i'm >> exactly. exactly. because i'm amazing for some women, not for
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me. for some women who don't know any better because they're too right? know any better because they're too don't right? know any better because they're too don't sayght? know any better because they're too don't say that . >> don't say that. >> don't say that. >> morgan. >> morgan. >> morgan. >> morgan , science news in the >> morgan, science news in the mail. >> listen to that. >> listen to that. >> steve, is this why some women sleep around? well, contraceptive pill changes women's brains and makes them risk takers. and that's why someone's ended up with louis. let's , it's the oral let's be honest, it's the oral birth control changes the part of the brain just to do the science makes a of science bit. it makes a part of the thinner. there is a the brain thinner. so there is a weight implication. so weight loss implication. so that's good. there is no actual way that that thinner way to prove that that thinner part frontal lobe is part of the frontal lobe is unked part of the frontal lobe is linked behaviour. men linked to behaviour. but men do have which have a thinner part, which is why takers. but still why we're risk takers. but still the headline very much the the headline very much goes the pill you pill makes you take risks. you don't at but it's don't know that at all, but it's never stopped. there's never stopped. but there's something if something ironic here that if thatis something ironic here that if that is true, yeah. and that is going women likely going to make women more likely to men like louis. to sleep with men like louis. yeah, they're not going to yeah, but they're not going to get pregnant. well, yeah, exactly like the exactly. this could be like the perfect invention here. >> yeah, that's exactly right. this love. this this is the death of love. this is . no, they want families is. no, they don't want families to be happy. so what they've doneis to be happy. so what they've done is they've made women have
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riskier , more promiscuous riskier, more promiscuous behaviour and which which maybe makes them happy in the short run to ground. >> okay. >> okay. >> and nobody kids. >> and nobody has kids. >> and nobody has kids. >> very much. we >> thank you very much. there we go. a wonderful way to go. what a wonderful way to finish. show the show is nearly oven finish. show the show is nearly over. another quick over. let's take another quick look pages. we look at monday's front pages. we have and have the guardian mould and squalid crisis squalid housing make nhs crisis worse. the mirror have you no shame or the times arrest anti—semitic yobs now sunak will tell met daily mail suella comes out fighting daily express will suella survive pm's reshuffle? star it's the perfect storm and those were your front pages that is all we have time for. thank you very much to my guests. lewis schaffer. sorry steve and allie, you don't need to apologise . apologise. >> no, this was the worst show. >> no, this was the worst show. >> no, this was the worst show. >> no, no, this is >> no, no, no. this is definitely. you've been worse before. it. before. don't worry about it. simon here simon evans will be here tomorrow p.m. simon evans will be here tomorrow pm. with nick tomorrow at 11 pm. with nick dixon bruce devlin. and if dixon and bruce devlin. and if you're watching a.m, stay you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned i hope tuned for breakfast. i hope you had great
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webster leading the news this morning. is it all over for suella? speculation mounts over a potential cabinet reshuffle that could see the prime minister oust the home secretary. grant shapps was the latest cabinet minister to distance himself, and the home secretary is perfectly within her rights to call for more strict action to be taken . strict action to be taken. >> i wouldn't quite put it in her language. it's not the language i would have used and the protest blame game. >> 145 arrested. seven charged over remembrance weekend with the vast majority being described as counter—protesters . described as counter—protesters. police are still on the hunt for more demonstrators . more demonstrators. >> and we take a look at the legacy of sir bobby charlton as the former manchester united and england footballer is laid to rest at manchester cathedral later today .
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