-- welcome to "red eye. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> come on field of noise, america. coming up on the big show, would the democrats rather face newt gingrich or mitt romney in an election. some say newt while others say mitt. and is kepler 22-b the latest thing? and does a children's classic prevent bullying? watch out and we will find out together. >> thank you, andy. >> three more days in will it opens, greg. >> are you talking about "newyear's eve" the movie destined to win every oscar. >> have i to tell you, i am a little upset. >> why? >> the hollywood reporter, one of the two trade papers in hollywood gave us a bad review jie. what did they say? >> i believe they are haters

with a capital ate. >> it is like christmas for beautiful people, and people who work at the hollywood reporter are ugly, ugly sad people. >> it was a jealous, envious review. >> and you know what will happen, they are going to help. if there is no hell, i will make their life a personal hell. you can bet on that. >> i love you. >> i love you too. let's go to meet our guest. she is so hot that snow men sue her for reckless endangerment. i am here tonight with brooke goldstein. what a wonderful cover. she is the found -- she is the founder of the children's rights institute. there it is, brooke. if you just waited awhile, i have to show the book. as if anybody could see that, it is called law fare, the war against free speech. i have no idea what it is about. i bet it is a pop up book. if hilarity was a baskets of buscuits i would bang him against the ground.

and even his shadow has light, my side kill bill schulz. and he has -- bill schulz. and he has more talent in his pin key. he is the star of idol and rock of ages and a tony nominee, constantine moroles. good to see you, pinch. >> the critic's notebook visits the beloved museum of the confederacy. whereupon the author and the proprietor sat out on the veranda and discussed the wharf northern aggression while drinking sweet tea and enjoying the breeze provided by an over sized fan. of course, certain topics about this magestic time in art history were considered i'm polite, and therefore not touched upon. rhymes with shmavery. there you go. >> that was an educational moment. >> i am a yankee, greg. i didn't have fun with that article. >> i'm sure it was hard for

you. he was kicked off the plane for paying a game. he had a double word score. yet, he acted a bore. on tuesday, alec baldwin, the fat one, was booted from a flight departing l.a.x. for paying a scrabble game on his iphone. don't know what that is. tweeted the actor later, flight attendant on american reamed me out for playing words with friends while we sat at the gate not moving. harsh stuff. baldwin was able to board another aa jet thanks to the american employees. no doubt nervous about his celebrity. the airline even tweeted at him, quote, mr. baldwin, we are looking into this. please dm us the contact information. what does that mean? if you know send me the definition of dm over twitter, but do it privately. baldwin's passengers were not so lucky with one noting, quote, we had to go back to the gate. terrible that everyone had to wait. a rhyme there. when baldwin landed he spoke

to reporters. >> i think the pilla tees are helping out. constantine, you are a celebrity and you are famous. when you fly and the flight uh 10 debt asks you to turn something off, perhaps your charm which is hard to do, do you oblige or are you like alec baldwin and think you are better than everyone else? >> they scare you. i am scared to keep the toys on with all of the bells and whistles. i play with it until the last minute and then i turn it of -- off. >> i know are you good having known you 20 or 30 or 40 years. everyone in the plane had to wait for him to move his big, fat, rump. isn't he an unthinking bastard?

>> no, i leave my phone on. it is not going to crash the plane. if there was even a 1% chance of a phone being on that will crash the plane they would confiscate them as you walk on the plane. >> that's a good point. >> they would. when the f.a.a. regulates that we can use our cell phones on the plane for $6 a minute so the airlines can make more money, oh no. there was never a plane -- the plane would never crash. why is it going to be okay in two years. >> i want believe -- people to believe it is dangerous because i can't imagine people on a plane talking on a phone. it is bad enough people are chattering about their stupid, stupid pointless lives. it would drive me crazy. brooke, you dated mr. baldwin in the early 90s. was he always like this? >> oh my god. my friend dated alec baldwin, so don't go spreading rumors. >> that was not rumors. >> i think this is a very sad story. after 9/11 we had to go through a series of obstacles to get on to a plane and

american airlines now is bankrupt. stewardesses are there for our stave see. -- safety. we have to be respectful and mindful, and it bothers me that someone of celebrity would treat a woman who is in charge of your safety with disrespect. >> or a man. >> there are transgendered attendants all over the world. i saw lute you in your -- i saw lute you in your challenges in the sky. i want to say at one ., the irony about what you just said is alec baldwin is a pro union guy and he craps all over the flight attendants part of the union which is why they have labor costs which is why aa is going bankrupt. that's another topic for another time, perhaps another show. perhaps "the five." the real issue is the air loin, to -- the airline, to me and to you, contacted him via twitter. that's something they would never do for a total loser like yourself. i sit by and i watch you call and complain over and over again about stuff that happens

to you. bags that are lost and flights canceled. they don't care. >> i always get full refunds. if you complain long enough. if you wear them down, if you make fun of their mom, you will end up getting what you president what. alec baldwin gets it quicker than me, but you still get it. it didn't involve ambiem or liquor, but it did involve american airlines. i am team alec. i road american long enough to know that they are hell on earth. >> defending a celebrity? >> >> they tell you you can't smoke on a plane. really? since 1988 you can't smoke. you can't even smoke outside. no one will light up a cigarette. we get it. they still tell you how to put a seatbelt on. if you don't know how to put a seatbelt on, don't be on the plane. >> isn't that basically the result of a litiginous. >> yes, it is all liability. it is not up to us, i don't

think. we want to get in and out of the gate as quickly as possible. people have to be treated that way. sit down, put your set beet dsh dash seatbelt on. >> if that case made it to court, do you think the judge would side -- i didn't know how to put the seatbelt on. they didn't tell me. you mean the same seatbelt you put on in the car. >> you are trying to use logic on me, and it is not going to work. >> can i say what makes me laugh, and andy used this earlier. he uses his best material on twitter. he says as he was getting out of first class american airlines contacted him which makes alec baldwin the 1%. here is a goy that r -- a guy that thawx about being in the 99%. >> maybe brad and angie. >> and they are -- the thing is --

>> who do you think is better looking brad or angie? >> why do i have to choose. >> the kids. >> which ever kid has the mullet. i like him. >> i think we clobbered that story into a coma. from passengers to poinsettias. should we cower over a flower and give cause to mr. clause? those are questions. a california elementary school is told how can a school tell you anything. they told teachers to stay away from displaying christmas stuff like santas and poinsettia. is it setia or settas? it is seen here in this holiday picture. i thought it was a dog for a longtime. yes, according to local reports, they were stopped in california saying, the office would like to remind everyone when displaying decorations when in and around school there should be no affiliation to religious things.

a spokesman for the school district denies any such letter but tells fox news that the town is very diverse. they, quote, don't want a pervasive theme of a classroom or public office to represent a specific religious affiliation adding, quote, the enuragement was sent to be sure that people are respected. u know who else wants to be respected? this old friend. >> that was the brandenburg concerrto. we can lookt up. >> what bugs me is they talk about you can't have pervasive themes because it would offd other people. but what if in your country there are pervasi themes. that's what makes our country, the pervasive themes. >> it is the same story every year.

it is the same thing going on with tim tebown the nfl. he does the whole tebow thing when he scores a touchdown. now the players are mking it when they sack him, and nobody says a word. at's fine, she christian, you can mock that. if it was a muslim quarterback and you mocked his praying after you sackedim, the guy will get thrown out of the league. >> you are talking about john elway who is muslim? >> yes. >> he was one of the first muslim quarterbacks. constantine, you are gre. >> i am. >> i admire the greek people. iave total sympathy what is going on in tt country. >> and he took all of his money outf the bank. >> i did, i did. i put it in cheese. does it bother you coming over here to a foreign country and stealing our people -- no. wouldn't you rather enter certain things into your life here as opposed to not. jay i don't see anything wrong with what they are doing. if that area is sensitive about something, if it is done

in a right way, i will buy it. in scparnd 1980 -- in and around 1980 my family was a huge greek family. a very affluent area. my name didn't fly. i had issues with a lot of things going on. we we were able to celebrate all of the holidays. everybody got a piece of the action. there were not a lot of greek holidays, but i thought it was done pretty well. i don't remember any sort of negative uh -- affect. >> you are here now. although you look stunning. >> i love poinsettias. i grew up in a nursery it is the smell of the poinsettias growing in the greenhouse and it was awesome. they come in white and other colors.

>> i always wanted to open a poinsettia, slash philosophical bookstore and call it what the point set tau. >> can we get back to the constitutional issue going on? >> go for it. >> here is my take. it is a huge misconception that the first amendment in the establishment clause is there to prevent the government from engaging in religious activity. what happened is perfectly fine. they are saying be neutral. they say don't favor one religion over the other. you can have a santa claus, but have something else so nobody and -- is offensive. i am happy to say that it was well thought through policy. >> i agree. i feel like it has been happening since i was a kid. i am not real young anymore. >> i have to say that the plugs make you look 30. >> thank you.

or 36. >> bill, here is the thing. i go back to this phrase that drives me crazy which is pervasive themes. isn't sunday football a pervasive theme? >> it is a reliege yus -- a religious theme. it is a pervasive religious theme. >> santa is not religious. it is a fat symbol of giving. >> the whole point is will it give the impression that the government is not being neutral? they can have the 10 commandments outside. it is a case by case scenario. you have to look at the size of the -- >> where in the new test meant did they talk about santa's reindeer miracle. find me that. >> a bunch of little people.

>> i had no idea. bill, i was going to ask you -- you don't sell any holidays because no religion will have you. i am a deck cor rated -- decorated veteran. i have a bronze misteltoe for defending the mall santa in the battle of stockings in 1998. >> i apologize. and i will apologize from the end of the snow. -- the show. how many earths are there? am i as -- am i a mud steeler? >> nasa has discovered potential worlds including some that could allow water to exist and maybe human life if we let them live, of course. the most likely nominee for earth the sequel comes in the form of a larger planet named kepler 22-b, named after my roommate, arnie kepler.

not only do scientists believe the weather is always sunny and 72 degrees, but it could be a water world. what is so cool about that? >> the thing is where there is water there is a good chance at life. mars we are looking for a little bit of water, it may be a planet covered in water. it could be et the shark. >> i would have said jaws, the extra per rest rey'all. what would happen on other alternative earths? nasa put out this digital recreation. i could eat that. >> what do you think alternative brooke is doing in the alternative universe? and please include the word bo key bikini. i hope she is just like me, only better. i think this is just fantastic news.

there are 48 different ter rest rey'all zones that are habitable. the only great shame is that this country has no program. the 30-year nasa program that we have developed to shuttle americans into space is now dead, and the first person to meet will be a russian. that's a big shame. >> it is. >> my family is part russian. >> why are we so obsessed with alien life forms? we have enough alien problems here. there are things on the street like plant lif that fright enemy. >> i think nasa just released this. there are no aliens and no planets. it is like global warming. oh, global warming, it hasn't snowed since 1917. what happened in 1917? was there global warming then? if there was aliens they would have taken the kardashians and

put them on pluto. >> i agree. wouldn't we know by now? >> i have seen "the fourth kind" have you seen that? this movie is sick. it was so real because it took like real footage and crossed it with re-enactment and it made me a believer. >> that's frightening. >> is that weird? maybe. >> you want to believe. >> i do. >> you find life here on earth empty and you are soul less inside and you need the extra being which you probably look like bill to be in this bizarre universe. bill, if you had a bizarre version of you would it be successful? >> and you would be an nba center. two problems with this. one, "water world" sucks.

number two, i feel the government could spend money on things. mean -- meanwhile, i have a pothole near my refrigerator. forget about that. >> i think it is a scam for the government to get more money. besides, earth rules. who cares the other planet. i dare you to come down here and talk to me about it. i will kick your alien butts. >> sends your letters to him. do plain looking gentlemen have a chance with beautiful women? we discuss brooke goldstein's new book" not a chance you beast." >> actually that was a worse question.

she went dental to mental. a new york dentist tried to bill a patient $100 until he removed negative reviews of her on something called yelp. they claimed the critical client is in violation of their mutual agreement to maintain privacy. a contract she makes everyone sign including stage and screen star hugh jackman. i have no proof of that. as for the review in question, the patient, lee, wrote on her page, quote, avoid at all costs scamming her customers. lee maintains he signed the agreement while not of sound mind, and now he is suing his doctor. they want to pride consumers of available information. for more we caught up with the dentist who moon lights as an opera singer.

>> that's not the dentist. but i'm impressed. they do have a website. constantine, if you get bad service -- have you ever gone on a website and raged about it? >> never. being in my position i am so used to -- the things they stay about you on these websites, i just stay far, far away. >> it could kill you. >> it will end everything. it will end all life around you. >> the web is like a giant cloud you can choose to jump into or turn it off. at some point you have to say, i have to turn it off. >> i feel like the web creates women like that. >> the dentist? >> the one you just showed. >> would they even exist if the internet didn't exist? >> i want to ask a legal

question to you. when my wife and i go to try to plan a vacation, we sit down and we are going to hawaii, and we never go because we spend too much time on the vacation websites freaking out over what people write on the hotels. it takes one person saying there is a bug on the bed and my wife says we are not going there. we end up not going anywhere. doesn't the dentist have a right to say, look, this stuff is -- >> absolutely not. there are so many things wrong with this fact pattern. she is a medical professional. she has a duty over her patient. he claims he signed this under duress, he was in pain. number two, she is taking away his right to dment comment -- comment openly on the internet. and he is suing her. he breached the agreement and he is suing her. nothing makes sense. >> what does this have to do with opera?

>> i don't know. that added some to the story jie. what dentist makes you sign a confidentially agreement. but then i worked at her and now i know. >> or maybe she told him he signed one, but he didn't because he was under the gas. >> i glam the guy and i will tell you why. you know that weirdie nondisclosure agreement was very, very specific. this is not a vague girl. her name is classical singer dentistry of new york. this is the most literal chick i have never in my life. i sympathize -- i don't own a business. when people make fun of your performance, they say suck. if you are runing a business and somebody says you are a scamer, that's different. that's actually impugning your business. >> it is defamatory. the right cause of action

would be to sue him for deaf pho defamation. -- for defer pho mages. >> the websites have ruined all of my plans. you end up staying at home crying in a dark closet. joy but there is the blood stain on the red, bear closet. >> is it normal? do doctors do stuff like that? >> it is a little weird. sigh gio usually the doctor signs the confidentially agreement. >> i always bring me one of those. >> i would have signed my house away. >> having attractive physicians is always a plus unless it is certain parts of the body you don't want them to be uh attractive. >> we are having the discussion because -- i should go to break. go to red eye at fox news .com.

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for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, thanks a lot. >> you are welcome. alec baldwin kicked off a flight for paying words with friends. you mentioned american airlines tweeted that we are looking into this. give us your contact information. i added, must be nice to be the 1%. you said what is annoying is they would never do it for a regular person. they tweeted, we do our best to help all customers via twit twitter. >> i wail choose to ignore that part of the story. >> i said i'm sure you do, just having light-hearted fun with alec bold win. -- alec baldwin. because it is. you can tell that baldwin tweeted, quote, there is always united along with this picture of a words with friends game. it says let alec play. >> that's kind of adorable. >> he is just having fun with. it. >> who cares if people had to

wait and get people fired. >> it is all part of his world. jim you said you leave your plane on when you go on a plane. i agree and here is why of are we supposed to believe that rew meanly people forget to shut their phones off. >> and the planes don't crash. >> has there ever been a guy with a cell phone in the bag. do you smoke on the plane? >> i do not. that's a violation of federal law, sir. >> you sounded very pornts what you said that. i was a little scared. >> you said stewardesses, but they are called flight attendants this year.

i think you are watching too much pan am. >> i have never asked panam. >> kristina ricci looks interesting. she is angular. she is a beautiful insect. like you wake up and she will be in the corner of your ceiling, but are you thinking, maybe i will sleep with that. >> if i can reach her. >> i remember having a crush on charlotte from charlotte's web. >> i was more of a wilbur guy. what? honestly, stop with the judging. >> you said we know ambien was not involved. i think you are right. according to the passengers on the flight he was pissed off and got up to go to the bathroom and slammed the bathroom door so loudly the captain called back to find out what was going on. when he found out the captain himself told baldwin to get

off the plane. >> the other thing too is this is also -- he has no concerns. it is not like he has to get to a job like everybody else. >> he will have 20 hours a day to play that word game. >> it is addictive. jim, brad is much better looking than angie. >> you think so? >> i disagree completely. >> who has that better butt? >> angie. >> i don't know. >> greg? >> shea is a little scrany these days. >> beautiful. school santa, christmas tree. >> is it poinsettia or poinsettia.

her is correct. >> i won't know which to choose. >> you can choose either one or either one. con constant teen admires the people in greece right now. you should know he spends his days ranting about the smelly greeks. i am refer together fraternities. >> is that what you meant? >> yes. >> i uh poll jiedz. you said this is like the same story every year because they can't. don't you think eventually people worry too much about this stuff? like the whole happy holidays and merry christmas thing, don't you think people are overly sensitive to anything like that? >> i don't think so. the news goes out there and says it. merry christmas and to my black friend he won't go, hey, man, say, kwanza and i'm like,

no. >> he just says thanks, bro. >> your story fell apart when we learned you almost had had a black friend. >> greg, you said santa is a fat symbol of giving. i just wanted to point that out. >> i was confused between that and will a alec baldwin story. >> greg, you ask brooke what you think. >> this is not an alternate universe. >> you turned this entire segment about a story of alternate universes and bizarro worlds. i don't know here. i will ask so you can do the am burdens man. who makes the call when we eat them? here we go. >> let's say we discovered this other earth, right?

we already eat earth ligs here, lamb and horses and cows. those are earth lings and we eat them. if we find another planet people will say, you can't ate eat them because they are from another planet. we will eat you will make the call. who will decide what you can eat and can't eat. >> it is a hierarchy of intelligence. >> the president of the world will make the decision. >> they will eat up. >> it will be special. everybody will be real disappointed that it was just amebas. he is a long, crawly creature without a face. we can be the amebas to them.

quickly on the dentist charging the pay reyou views you just know the nondisclosure agreement would constitute a couple things. the agreement the dentist office has an organization called medical justice which does this for doctors and den nises across the country. in the wake of this guy's lawsuit medical justice is retiring the agreement and advising clients to stop using it. the center for democracy saying there is unsafe and unfair business practices. and the dentist office never had a problem with patients that left positive reviews on yelt. so that seems to be -- seems to say something. >> that would be a great show to host. there's that.

sit and talk with our coffees. >> we should do that. >> okay. back to you, greg. >> i am not involved in this. you already have eight shows. >> that's true. all doing well i might at. >> so there is that, what ever. coming up, britney spears is dead, set against touring with her kids. it is too much stress and i don't blame her. first, is rudolph a red nosed monster? yes, i guess we won't have to do that story now.

he sensored a carol over gay apparel. a michigan music teacher, are there any other kind, removed the song gay from the song "deck the halls" because the first and second graders kept giggling. and said of the original lyrics they were saying don we now our bright apparel. 134 parents were so outraged

they burned down the school. >> what? >> no, they complained on something called facebook. i have to check that out. now he will let them sing the original version for the upcoming concert. let's discuss this in the -- lightning rooooooound. lightning round. constantine, as a singer have you ever had to change lyrics because you thought they might bemis understood? >> there were a couple of tv things here and there. you can't change -- i mine what is this? a 90-year-old song? good fess. i have done plenty of work with the lgbt and everything. i think this is too much. you can't change art or a song like this. you have to teach kids the positive lessons. you have to inform them. kids will giggle at everything.

>> lgbt is large glen beck tv. i was going to subscribe to that. everyone was kicked off, but wasn't the teacherrying to stop the giggling. >> as a first amendment. -- >> this is the least of our problems with the educational society. that's ridiculous. go. i'm done. >> it is always a joy having you here. you can go now. jim, what is happening to this world? i am not sure what i am referring to. >> they just took the f-word away from us. they took it from me. i just came out of the closet and my other friend, i can't use gay anymore and what do you say? >> you can say gay, right? >> obviously you can't in there. you can't say gay because kids

are giggling and it is offensive. there will always be a word. no matter what the word we will always use it. what do you make of this, bill? >> these kids need to grow up. apparently they are close to 10. we need to understand that the word "gay" meant something different at the turn of the century. my favorite bar in new york is called bill's gate in the 90s. it has lots of pictures from the 1890s and we met my friend julio. >> i am old enough to remember when gay was first gay. it was match game, 1973. the answer to the blank was gay and everybody said it including brett soccers and i remember asked them what that mean? then they explained it to me. >> they should substitute

american apparel in there. time to take a break. don't leave. we have more crafts coming your way.

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as i like to call. it west hollywood, california has become the first city in the country to ban the sale of animal fur. and now some store owners who say fur is essential to their business may move elsewhere. the ban doesn't take affect until 2013 so, that means i have plenty of time to pick up the buffalo cod piece i have been eyeing. constantine, banning fur, does this put jobs behind animals? people will lose their jobs. >> so many people. have you been to west hollywood? there are so many high end stores that were there. where will they move? what will happen? it will be an arcky in -- anarchy in west hollywood. >> it is not even cold. >> is it so different than wearing a leather jacket? >> the huh poke craw see of hollywood is they would never ban leather. what do you wear with hollywood.

that's all i wear with hollywood. >> there are a lot of gays, gay men. they have bears there, hairy men. they don't need the fur. >> interesting point. i didn't think of that. >> bill, should we not care because it is hollywood? >> yes, it is like a different planet. it is not unlike earth. i bet there is an alternate brooke there in a bikini. >> a fur bikini. >> the ultimate huh poke craw see is that people only ban things they don't use. in west hollywood there are people that don't wear fur. >> but people use and wear animal products from the cream you put on your face to your ?oakers and the -- sneakers and leather yak jackets. there are ethical practices. they -- there should be regulation. but a fan on fur? it is ridiculous. >> the only thing about

regulation is you have to have it in there the animal gets killed. >> you can't wear live fur. >> i have to disagree. yes, they use cremate from animals. i refuse. >> bill, why? >> you don't want to make us all gray. we need enough time. >> i find animal rights to be insipid. fur strikes me as weird. it is not like you need it. like i'm sure a lot of eskimos are going to l.a. and are not going now. i get that. >> i protested against the synthetic move. we should get back to more natural product. the issue is consumerism. you don't need more than one furs. >> maybe it should be like a limit for family. you get one fur coat.

>> sure, that's fine. >> i am guilty of having maybe a little fur or maybe an extra leather product or two than maybe i shouldn't have. when you see the videos and the cute animals and stuff, that's when it is harsh. but oh man, i don't know. >> what you have is usually around a handcuff. >> totally. >> should we take a break? we will close things out with our andy levy. go to foxnews.com/redeye and see stuff.

that's true. i will see you back here at 5 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up, return appearances from tucker carlson. she delight. news man columnist jedediah is

beautiful. and a smart kid. back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> brooke, i hear you are a published author now? >> i am, thanks for plugging it. this is the book to have if you are writing about issues of radical islam or terrorism or sources of financing. it is a first amendment guide and available on amazon. please get it and know your rights and speak freely. >> so it is a beach read? >> it is a lovely, happy, light read. >> why do you have your face on the cover? sorry, andy. >> perfect for the holidays. constantine, are you going to be in houston? >> i will be spending my time at the alley theater. i am taking my new show "the toxic uh vinger" to be my first show. we will bring it in the

spring. written by david brian in bonn vow vee. come on down to houston. >> definitely. >> jim, how is the cd doing? >> great. number five on the comedy billboard charts and number three on i fewness. i haven't seen any money. but i hear it is doing good. >> eventually. no, it is nice. i couldn't kick out weird al i think --yankovic. you always sell two because you have to bring dad. >> back to you. >> that didn't make sense? if you ever go to a weird al concert it is a kid and his parents. >> i'm scared. >> don't be scared, it is a fact. se