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and the new jersey devils right after they dropped the pucke ne. >> take a look. remember and macdermid. the main event over the hockey game. both sides this side as well. jimmy anderson goodrow has dropped them with kevin ball as well. nolw it's five on five. mcdermott and repeats jamesondy blows, but everybody has gloves off in the garden. . that was awesome. now, i used to play hockey as as awes kiomd and you woke snowflakesu o out. they won't like this. we fought almost everyke . nd and you know what? it made all of us stronger and tougher. maf those stroi know. n not politically correct. oh, well, that's your loss poli it's all the time we have left. let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld, sitting down eface na smile on your fac nextex.
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>> today is national tell a lie day. job c >> by the way, great job, cat. uh, not nice. uh, and the president of is threatening germany over a conservation o by sending over 20,000 elephants. the u.s. is showing their support, and we'll evenseo over five of their own. >> all right, let's get started. diversity, equity and inclusionh . never in the field of human endeavor have so few words done. sondeavour have s harm to so many.y it it's almost as bad as brian kilmeade here. >> uh, but he's done it again.et now, the seattle public school system is phasing out it thisstm highly capable cohort schools phasgned for gifted students who could skip the lessons designed for other kids their age. you know, nerds.
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but just when you thought seattle couldn't get anybe dumber, it does something literally to do justo so that.an and can you guess why? that's right. because it's racishat't. prog you see, those programs have too many students from the bad racerao manys s. last year, over 50% of the advanced students were white,wh, 16%. asian, 60 perc 3.4% black. there just weren't enough black, latino, alaskan, alaskan and pacific islander students.so >> so i guess we could say goodbye to the nba real soon, right? what's that? oh, we don't use that type of insane reasoning when it's sports. >> what a strange demarcation. people say, don't do that basketball, but let's do with less important stuff. you know bul, like education. >> so the schools got canceled like it was hosted. >> don lemon here and why? well, it's not about how smart these kids are. t it's not about what's up heren
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it's not about what's on here. it's about what these kids look like when they're in a classroom together. it's about embarrassing their teachers a and administrators just by being themselves. i don't know. but that sounds pretty nistratoeing to me. >> so now, instead of putting the brainiacs in their own with their own teacher and curriculum, all those bratcs being lumped together and the teacher's expected to come up with different thes lesson plans for different levels. okay, kidserent le today's vocay word is mediocrity. does anyone here know what that means? mediocrity is what happens ? when the people who run our country force us all to lower our standards so the elites can pat themselves on the back for their atrocious beliefs. and that's what it's about. that caused by luxuryeliefs. beliefs which are bad ideass tht that bestow status on the elites who hold them whil buse pain on everyone else who must endure them. oyou see it with climate
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activism, criminal justice. and now here clima. education. and enlightened progressive already has their college, their houses and do electric cars so they're immune from their own destruction. your but god help your kids. and so in seattle, the smart rea will be reading the gutfeld gu while in the same classroom the slow kids will be reading get it togethert by watters. the kids who are already reading shakespeare are stuck in the same room with the kidsan still eating burgers and paste. >>s in case it was both. glue tastes great, but now i get to eat the whole horsei g >> but today, helping of allf races advance at their own pace is now considered inequitablale and holding highly intelligent children back is now considered
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equitablhi k ise. ble an and yes, that includesd black kids. in fact, those who complaine dlained about shutting down the schools included black parents. >> and guess what? the school board, bp, reportedly told themoo they wers being tokenized by the white parente whits. she was probably in the slow class, whichly i is what's agait it? once again, it's mind numbingly racist. t but to the elite, it's as if black parents don't have mindsf of their own, as if they don't have the same hopes and concernsif the about their children as everybody else. theirto one day be like me,e to you know, rich enough to owna a helicopter that can drop porta potties into kilmeade swimming poo than l. >> not only are some oft ki the smartest kids in school being punished for what they betk like, but so are the smarnl kids. k these fanatics claim to be helping. callids me old fashioned, but te only reason kids should be punished for what they look like is if they're chubb shoulh
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>> the smartest kid might be black. he but now he has to sit next to the dumbest kid in school who might be whitesio th or asi. >> well, probably not asian.ably when i was a kid and we hadng a test coming up, everybody wanted to sit nextp everyo to tn kid. it's the only reason george takei had friends. but sadly, like it or not, these kids are learning what moderked itn is all about.u it's not about living up to your potential as an individual abog up. ik it's about what you look like as part of the herd. you're just ofert of the groupar you have no control of. which is why i quit menudo the. no. >> and of course, anybody dares to question this is racist. and that includes black parentsr who realize their gifted children are being punished. and they're exactlenhed any rigy finally, something every race can agree on, whicthat eh whyke the idiots who make the rules won't le won't lt us.
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let's welcome. and i guess she's on the five, v but she's definitely a ten. go t io the in america'se newsroom. dana perin o. he's frightened by unfamiliar. u sounds like applause. li jamie lter and comediannd jamie lissauer sees a vibrant with a voice deeper than nixon. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributo d go t to he's a minute intensece and won't sit on the fence get it'll break. "new york times" bestselling authorew and comedian and formee nwa world champion tyron. >> danny, you know what kills k me about this wholnoe thing?ey u they would rather kill the program that admit their policies don't worldkillk' >> and it's weird because just this morning, we did a story
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on america's newsroom about ho n harvard is starting to reject the d-i programs. there'ec s a who wrote a piece sai that said, look at the applicants in the numberlook fr of applicants from this year. it continues to go down by thousands becauseth continuor people don't want to go there anymore because it's become insane. sobecause so. >> and corporate america also is starting to walk away from tod that's it's weirds that the elementary schools and junior highsthat the seattle can't figure this out that it's like it's a terrible thing th thingy person has somethinge special that they can do. yepe somethis and i mean i don'w what yours is. oh, i know. i mean, i did some films on it back in the 80s in germany. >> yeah, those were a little bit weird, but it is. i'm very flexible, dana. but when you have some if a kidn isn't in the gifted program mod they're upset, but the gifty might not be upset, you know who's upset? the mom? mm-hmm. right. becausm becar kie kid didn't ge. she had to make it bad foro make everybody. for evert shing, they don' in seattle, which they need, is school choice. yeah, because these parents
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are trappet choicd in the situav yes. nexts, i have to go to youe net because have children and they're of various differenand theyt you know gene. >> yes, yes, yes. this is bother you. >> this must bother you. no, because most of my kids kid are homeschooled for this reason. mm-hmm. are homesced for a teacher, somt can be a benefit to have a gifted kid sitting with kidsd that are behind, because sometimes they will help them catch up helch and that happenst to never. >> what usually happens is youth get the gifted kid to sit next to the other kid ts. start he starts emulating their behavior. right. stimulating thanand so and thenc who don't get picked on becauskf if he has the shakespeare books and i have those scratches, sniff pop out book, yeah, i'm going to go out of m gy to tease him to make myself feel better. so everybodytease who has goe the regular books are going
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to go after him and it doesn't stop in the classroom. nohi 't stow stays on social mediat l coming out with the art,ll with the in the recess or whatever. they even still have recess anymoress anymore. the problem is, is that we just need to call it what it is. they every time you argue with thet evem as a parent, liky i don't like this once because you're racist or sexist orraciso whatever which means and that's what they've done all along. they've played those cards so long wt theyal. so we're all saying it in the common sense and we're all arguing about it. son comm sense they can freely t out in the open. it's that polite racism. are hey, black families, you're not good at making decisions. so we're going to make it fod mc you because, well, you're black, so don't worry tbout reading and writing won' get you through? >> here's the deal. guess what? now, when you go work at a fast food en g fas joint, we'll give you 0 an hour. so they're just laying0 s and y just a layup. so it's racism is broadup and daylightm in, but the differencr is we're so busy arguing over every time. i disagree with jami ie. he sa >> and if he's losing the argument, he'll say, you're a white supremacist. t well,and i'l be like,yswhit
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arguments over. >> meanwhile, the real onesoad are acting in broad daylight. >> yeah. you know, jamie,ylight your are gifted in that you're finally out of their livest yo. an they have flooded that wild red light that you had to wipe j the icing insult that i justused directed at you. father was at yo children's fun. if that's the biggest response t . >> get all night. i'm going to b ae upsell it. >> i have three children. this hits home. yes. ne oone of my teachers said to t the other day it was at a like some sort of event. she goes, do asaid you have a favorite kid? which i thought was like such a bizarre question, which is parents isuch bizar, you knoa city, you have a favoritvee and i'll just i'll just tell you who. >> it's my neighbor's kid. >> i am one of these, though. ii'm on the low end kid.e lo like i really was in school. e in school. and i don't think it's good to try to keep everyone together. gooi more of like instead of lo no child left behind, i was like, don't waitef up.
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know, like, it's frustrating for real. to was like, go ahead. like, they would take us to another place and we learned to use like tool a wd honestly we would do different stuff. i did better in college. ani collegi think i approach things smarter in college. i would schedule all my classeas really early in the morning and this way when i woke upn at noorning ann, i was done fory . i bet you still have like i betv still have nightmares over college. >> so you've missing classes? i do. nightmarssing cli do have nightb >> i was not in like. peo but there are people wple needyh people that, like, deliver pizzas. everyone has their all delivered pizzasas. pools. by the way, i'm not throwing shade. these are jobs that i have had. are ji not saying, like, that's a menial job. i do find you'll do you'll notice that is no coincidencejos that i did choose jobs that were the guy that gets laid in jobs. catlett i, i would guess that you were probably in some gifted. in so >> yeah.d clas yeah, i was. cap.l. eally good at schoo
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i bet you were. yeah. you were precocious. yeah, i wawecocious.s like also in trouble a lot, though. you do, but i, i this thing blows my mind. especially i don't know about especially, but definitely what the school is saying they're going to do instead, they're assuring parents and saying they're going to have an pa lesson plan for each indiv individual student, which sounds that would be way better. but it also says there won't necessarily be any more teachers. >> exactlymore. >> there won't be a curriculum a about how to gboo about thiss an instruction unless that curriculum is like how to clone yourselfunlessat 32 times. i don't i don't understand how they can get away and with saying that. >> and people actually i mean, like i know we did like dolly the sheep ore dol whatevev but this seems a lot more advanced and i don't know how that wasn'i don't pushed.e o more like, okay, what are you really going to do? becausto do bee based on how tie works, you're not going to do that.
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so there are going to be kids who are not going to bthat theoe that other kids aren't getting the attention that they need. it's almost as if they belonng o in separate classes. >> it's crazy. and of course, it was an awfulng white white lady behind thisla affluet white walking in broaduent w daylight. exactly. and just shite liber o. before we go. quick reminder, my favorite car. you can comeweo k remind see mer this summer. i'll be in redbank, new jersey, fort lauderdale, durham, northrr carolina. thompson is going to be there to go to g. webe theregutfeld dot com for t. up next, a studies conclusioncos gender confusion. it be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.comt that slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio e smile.. >> everybody wants super straight super white teethades whh. >> they want that hollywood white smile. white smile. new sensodyne clinical great rights to shades whether teeth s and 24/7 sensitivity
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to. return to the gender name. all right. i've ever been on the same. if you've got a feeling all the less you like switch pronouns i refuse to switch back. >> it turns out the youth trans craze was just a silly phase. ts a landmark 15 year study has concluded and tells us what we already knew most gender confused kids grow out of it. >> dutch scientist from the of groningen, home of the fighting clogs, tracked more than 2700
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adolescents. adolescence is from age 11 too h their mid-twenties, which is pretty impressive. i get tired after 12, but they checked in on them every years gauging their quote gender non contentedness by asking how often they think about wishing to be see opposite. in the beginning, 11% of theperc kids haden some level o of unhappiness, but by the time they were 25, itunhappin was do% who were unhappy with their gender. they also founith thd that girle more likely to be unhappy than boys. >> there's a surprisy then boyet write my girl on our own. oh wow, i'm a scientist. i concluded. >> the study authors. the results might help adolescents to realize that. it is normal to have doubts about one's gender identityge pr during this age period, and that this is also relatively commoion. n
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true, even i had doubts about my own masculinity untildt i met this man. so will a study out of the netherlands finally make ann impact here in america and save children from being forced intco speedy, dangerous hormone therapies and irreversible surgeries? i'm not holding my breath. doctors just ible admit wheny ar they're wrong. >> like dr. siegele wron. i >> i told him i could get that. g.i. joe out on my own. >> oh, my. >> jamie, i. i heard your kids identify as someone else's kids. if it makes you feel better, it's me. e. >> is this a relief? >> iuse, you know, as a parent ,we you know, this is true.erts and it's the experts tha that we full. >> that's right. greg, i read this article lastl]
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week. >> i actually subscribe to the journal of no, no kidding. this is what happened whenha i when my mom just told me i recently that when i was seven, i wanted to be a fire trucd tok yeah, that doesn't make any sense. make a she told me when i was young, she said i would put on like, like dresse she sad and stuff and dancer. >> i'm like, you can't jump to conclusionsyou can't jump ang permanent, right. like i would put on dress as spoiler alert i. the one part they wouldwo have removed ended up being my have. te body partul >> yeah. you know why it's true. i said know that's my role permy family so nothing for until you're 18. my my son just asked me he wanted to get a tattountil yh that i think is too much like and this is so much more extreme. >> he wants to gettond thi a lod of the rings tattoo on his forearm right here. and ringi go, don't want to saya much body, but i go, you're going to see that everyoh single time you roll the dice playing dungeons and dragons.
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yeah. you're a good dad. mm. disgusting. dana i don't know what you're doing here, kat. so h they found that more girls weren't happy with their gender than boys. wi gendethenit's that just me.ri because women are just more emotional. that's so obvious. oka >> okay. yeah. i answered the question for you. i guess we're sharine questig. i don't know with this. i look, i think it's definitelyg good thing for parents to be aware of. i think it's definitely a good thing for parent parents awars talkk about their kids and talk about their doctors. i think obviousl theiry gender,h an emotional topic, such a personal topic. and i think when topic perls t are like that, a good thing to do is to take that part out of it. so juse thatt take the gender po out of it for a second. you can just say if there's something that canis som have potentially permanent side effects, risk of permanent loss of fertility, permanent loss pef y, thensit
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that should be treated with the seriousness and gravity that it trea and it is something so personal and something that just politic should nothoul be touching at all. yeah. do you no harm, as they say har in the club, that i belonglu to tyrus greg. >> the problem here is, it became a social contagion, right? it spread social media herl conferred all this positive attention and made it fashionable and you sawd us all these kids deciding, i'm this, i'm that, and it became cool. >> ah, i kind of disagreean't d with it wasn't the kids deciding. i think that's what we need to look at closelyisi as. he good. it's the parents deciding for the kids. it's the parents issues. it's like if for a while it was like the new munchausen syndrome where. yeahwhile the wa, every struggls all of a sudden had to children in their home or trans parents happened to adopt to trans baby there aren'tt
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heterosexual kids. . ere aren't kids their kids they're piles of clay being molded. s you can convince them that ahb chubby man in a red suit flips down a chimneyin a, brings them gifts, eats their continues chimat sugary carbs and go back the chimney and do itt ev every year, and they'll believe you. and just when you thiner andkbe they couldn't be dumber, you then tell them that a bunny hops arounhed, brings them eggs, to every point. you know how many bunnies would take to do that? >> yeah, it makes no sense. they believe you. yeah. they even criticize yoe you.ad >> i've read of several times where i keep hearing about how santa clautimes ribouts, these , and i have to sit there and take it. i'm like, i can't waite and takr 13, you know, get some real truth, kid. >> so but that's the point and i myself and my family have dealt with it of one of my children has had literallythis t 16 gender since this thing started. will you call me up and say
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i'm by you still can't date. you're 20. yeah. okay you sti can. s two weeks later, guess what? i'm a boy. awesome, bro. can't date bro can to to put yos to that, you know? >> and then it was i'm goingy le to live my life as a horse. and that was a tough was conversations to let them know. no matter how hard they try, they would never be accepted b in horse society because horses are racistr . yeah, so but we got through that. i didn't run her down to the ve her d thet, you know, she's a mouth bit some ears and can you brush your hair the sizeu like a mane for me.f an to me take her fingers off and put some hopes on it because my little my little baby wants to be a horse. my little ponye my t. don and then all of a sudden things do get done. but, dady , i want to go back to the doctor's office? ou no, let them work it out. >> you know, dana, again, this is kind of like a luxury belief that adults can deal with, but children need some kind of basic foundation when d they're young becausewith they're dealing with all this stuff of learning how to learn, how to communicatef of, how to
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read. you take away this foundation, it screw s em up.d so when i was a kid, i wast th thinking about this today. i wanted to beoday rigby, the gymnast. >> so did i. a dancer. b ast.i'm.nted i wanted to be a dancer on solid gold. ye os i wanted to be pat benata. of course, i never wanted to bet a boy this has never entered my mind. and then you read all of this and a friend of mine sends her is in new york city, sendsy her kid to a very fancy girlsol school. okay, it's private school. e and she told me that during zoom school, durin tg covid, shh was listening to that. what are they doing in order to to address the class? i would have to say, greg, he.il yes. okay. and then and then i could go ono and sa omething y, but they wout their gender on their zoomgender call. and out of the o 43 students on the zoom call, 24 of theml identified as non-binary. was yeah, it was nonsense.
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race, you got more dropped offhe at the pool than a swim party at our kelly's. thlove how the of disgust moved to the audiencroe. look, as much as i hate taxes, i love this idea. marathoner as i hates here every year and shu they shut down the tunnels, roads and bridges. it's a hassl tunnelse for everye for example, last year it tookxa me forever just to get fromni eighth street to ninth street, and i hantd four men carrying m. >> but of course once these emaciated elitists complain, the new york governor, kathy hochul, ordered the city to stand down on the so-calledh cash grab. it's amazing how fast you can grwe upn it's people she kno who are upset. if only she cared this much about the police officert ifs oe the citizens here who also offig forot of time runnin in this city. >> but it's not for a sport. it's for their lives spoheir li >> the area that you.
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i feel the same way about taxes, but we also feel s the samet taxe about marathons. >>ab the problemou i had with te mta statement was they saidarato new yorkers love marathon sunday. yeah. non , no, we do not. no, not a single one of us.t and you know what?rude >> it's just so rude to you know, and honestly don't careac if i off marathon runners because it's like you're better than me. like, that's finthon bee. i'm like, fine.than who is, like, them just being better than me? i would never do this. wouls whoever does this, you ara better than me. you're stronger than me. you're in better shape than me oryou're s more than i am. i a the way you spend your weekends is more noble than the way i spend mine. >> that's fine. but the fact that they just did it, like, what's the big deal?ai creating all this traffic for the people who live and work here? all thele who live time. i hate it.e we it's like, no, we don't. we don't love it. actually i've never heard yorke a single new yorker be like, it's a marathon sunday. what are you doing?
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what are you going to do? it's always likear, oh, no. so again, like, just, you know, but they probably don't care d because they're probably so happy. yeah, i'm going to find a really tall watchtower if i can go. greg: i don't know what that means. wh dony you looking at me that ? dana, watch. i had people text me like, hey, are you going to be in town forn marathon? >> as if i would come and chee r themif on.yo >> you don't even know me if you think. yeah, they don't know you.n to oh, like if you went, you would probably just, like, flip them of probablemf whole time. like i phone tax on the there. be. >> no, you go, girl. oh, right. i hope you die. no go girl girl i a couple of things come to mind. you know, in a second term, joe biden might just decide to take this idea on because he would just, like, paste an easy pass to the migrants
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foreheads. >> and as they come across the southern bordes thr, that'sf how he's going to fund more ev credits. units bubut i also think that wd be paying the marathon this money. why? i looked it up. obesity cost ney why?s new york state $11.8 billion annually and 4.3 billion of that comes from medicaid. >> these bilf that people are ng to actually need any of that kind of care. d so therefore, they should get the money for running the marathon. they're not frome moner runnin e >> dana and jamie, i don't even have an insult for you. >> go for it. you're me. yo i did help carry you from eighth and ninth street. yeah eight. you know, i hate more thanu know marathon runners. runne >> what, half marathon runners?s i. i really do. my neighbor wants that time. i was like, i'm runninneighbough marathon, and i go. then again, that's pretty cool, right? on akei go.in the
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>> you found a goal and you're doing half of itf of tha. and. and he goes, are you are you going to say anything like. like pat me up? and i go, hey, congrats. t that's all you get. >> that's all you get to tell you. i'm saving the whole congratulations for some of the runs, the whole thing. exacg th ngratulat plays, by the way, toe themselves everywhere, man. >> they go like. ee oh, yeah, they.selv it runs down their leg. dana. it's likesthey s ie a lemonsquez being squeezed there. like, just like it's disgustine . >> and they don't. they don't try. you know this. you don't watch. i do. you. i for that's what the whole watchtower joke was. he sits in a watchtoweyo er jokrnumb with binoculars going up. oh, there's nothing. we're noert. greg: i've got six doing it. wri marcum. i used to write for runnin fgora magazine. >> it's disgusting. all your storiesgazine it's or matter what the race, the guy who should win is the guy who wh first. yeah, i agree with danoa. , th they should be. is the marathon is about the ultimate of being healthy. take the tariffs and put itd pu
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on cakes and pies and sweetsdoee and 32 ounce sodas. they do put the money there. so you peoplhat ree me sick.me i think that would be better. you both of you make me sick.mah they should have the marathon in staten island. st island in thehave iton basement over and over. >> let's run 27 miles in this t city. >> that's easy, dude. do il, runin basebalhat' around a circle. yeah, the location of ite th doesn't have to be. >> yeah, it does hurt every seven miles. it i think it basement. oh, watch the hell out of that a . coming up, why a little pig whose name brings a little shame lnameme. you know, somebody did that. it will in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audienceand we'l cracked windshe schedule wouldr say flight and we'll come to you to fix it. it. this customer was enjoying her morning walk. we texted her when we were on our way and she could tracke.
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or cruel tyrus, a minor league callball team called the saint paul saints, sifted througs sifth 2000 fans, submitd names, and for their pig mascot, mascot settled on oweshr them pig. ople >> some people found it mean spirited and gross. what say mean-s you? you. it's funny. g: is fuy. it's very funny. >> it's also worth noting herey. this isn't look, he's not even fat like. >> yeah, waste like low keyf kind of that actually, he's. >> he's just a representative. he's a member. yeah. scaredr. >> bei to pig. >> it's not really an insult. he's adorable, by the way pigs are so cute. d baconove bacon and i feel ba when i bacon for a little bit.r i just a little bit. l i feel bad. dana, let's talk about the fac t that everybody we know in media is on that.
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i know, i know. but that's one thing i was thinking about with. g this is perfect for the minorth league, right? becausinkinge the major leagues, everyone else like us is we're just still trying to starve ourselveins, become, you know, exercise addicts. yeah. and they needed some sort like t humor to get them to go to theoo the minor game. >> i do feel like there is a i weird thing when you i alsos of heard that all these members of congress are on it. >> oh yeahson it., that explaini it being i don't know, but it explains it. >> you ever notice people never tell you what it is? >> jamie ozempic is a wondert drug, but i feel like it's being used on the wrongh people. >> you should be using it on high school kids. scho, put him in there. >> put it in their lunch food.>g they look like lun the size of o wrestlers. have you seen kids lately these days days? on buses that. >> are you on buses full of kids? yeahou o, he's. he's in that watchtower doing
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research for those dutchoing scientists and tracking hundreds and hundreds of overweight childrenacking h he's a saint. he is. i am. i say. turns out they're fat becaushert caeuse th confused. >> got it. to answer your question, i notie seen a lot of kids lately. we have different hobbieseens. >> cancer right. this this pig like he's training for the new york city marathon. >> yeah he's very lean aining f. doesn't it make you not want t to eat him? like, i feel like that's a good way to go as a pig. goodyou lean and then people go oh, he's cute. i'm not hungry. that's pretty. uhple like, yeah, it's pretty good there. i don't know why we're attacking those pig. there's been so many more. do areattackc th remembeermar tm there's been more offensive, fat shaming. remember when minnesoting herea remember when they were the minnesota? at first i thought you were twin is. >> and remember the chicago bay horrors. oh, i was so i was so shocked>>i that we're going for. was forbut looked it up. are
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>> are there fat saints? i want to know because it's the saint paul saints, whichatecaust is very lazy, by the way that's only second lazy to the thint paul pauls there are there were fat saints heree thomas aquinas was waswe was a large by all accounts. >> and there it was all theo of same all off the fat was anfe t cotualha guy. >> do you know how little confidence your friends have you t that you're goingd yo to lose weight that they add the fa thet? >> it's part of your name. saint paul saints is very i funny. i'm still thinking about that same paul saints. funnd stil, it's true. didn't even have to be a joke,t jamie. justmade me la made me laugh la. >> i do truths. it's true. >> oh, yeah. start. our local news won't give you the blues. it's that time of year again. >> answer the question, ladies. when the boys in blue pam don't move. get a much earned. you should be more nice. i was expecting a break first. >> people like shoot each other in the head. you worried about me.
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$160 million for that blow out where the exit door flew out. they paid $160 million in cash just initial compensation. this is a huge deal. i feel like people are overreacting about door flyinghe off. >> i've always found airplanes to be a little stuff groundy ani feel like this is kind of nice. but alaska airlines promises, even if ther anythe more problef you sit in the exit row, they do promise you will be th e first one off the plane. dana. so in denver was this man. he was doing all the sports betting. okay. and he was like between december b and january, etween h this incredible run. he was making so much that all l of a sudden, just like in vegas, they pulled ita su bay the house always wins. they said they are restricting him from placing bets higherat'h than $15. so he's mad. and igr .i the only thing the sy was missing, i went back i did more fact checking is that the seattle schoolmiwere board a charge of this because he was too talented. i warg s say way to punish a man s about right.
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>> right.>> t i get tired. i want you go ahead. well, this eastehi gotr egr i ge eggs but they weren't from the bunny. my prize my prize ball pythonsgs thid eggs on easter. >> so those aren't the eggs you want to put in your bag. don't get home. >> i was. and there's another one. our tax department killing me tonight. >> i'm going to have a nightmare tonight. oh, she's a proud mama >> she's not going to leave her eggs now. but i can't look at a snake. i'll have a nightmar sine. up te >> leave that up the rest of the show anyway. snow white. ther te, sweetheart.t she had her first clutch, socle we're pretty excited about it. takecited ab it out so dana cans like you're scared of snakes. >> that's funny, greg, this is a big story. o. th san francisc i lived about eight miles souths of south san franciscoou, right? yes. why am i telling you this? i don't know. but anyway, a woman called the south san francisco police department because , she saw an actual mountain lion, but it turned out m it was a cat. cat and everybody made fun her.
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