final four, purdue and north carolina, but since my son's school, clemson, missed out on being in the final four, i don't care. but i am very happy for you. there's a lot of pressure versus north carolina. how do you feel about that? >> you have to admire what north carolina state has done. nobody should be taking them lightly anymore, and i hope our folks -- it's a great thing for purdue university. we are hearing from people, neil, who have no connection to purdue, are rooting for us because i think of the character and values in the program, you know, this is a program that does at the right way. >> neil: but you do feel that clemson was robbed, right? to i understand you feel clemson was robbed? okay. >> well, clemson has had an awful lot of athletic success -- >> neil: all right, all right. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone.

i'm dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ democrats fearful of another trump presidency, and they are sending out more smoke signals in the hopes that someone at 1600 pennsylvania avenue is watching. one very worried fundraiser bluntly telling "the washington post" that his party is prepared to lose, and adding this colorful quote, as my grandfather used to say -- make that the great-grandfather -- i'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. we all know this is a jump ball. that's way to mix a metaphor right there. biden's former right-hand man is going on tv, former white house chief of staff ron klain, says the president is to get it together, jesse. >> prices are still high. price of gasoline is still high. other prices are still high. and people can feel that pinch. and their wages have gone up and faster than prices.

people still feel pinched in their pocket books. the president needs to make more progress on that as we continue to fight to bring down prices. on key things that matter to family. >> dana: biden a doctor jill have been adamant the polls are just flat out wrong so the new w posters, the camping beating up operations on that front right now. it's a little bit hard to take, ron klain, jesse, talking about inflation. this is a guy who was chief of staff of the first two years, pushed back on everyone like larry summers on the democratic party who said, guys, you really want to pass all of this extra spending because it could lead to inflation? he was like, you guys are ridiculous, that'll never happen. look what happened. >> jesse: let me ask greg, he

chopped so much would today come he knows the price of lumber. is the pilling on your shirt on purpose? >> greg: yes, i feel like it is very in style -- >> jesse: you paid extra for the billing. like when you buy the genes ripped, you bought the shirt filled. that's why it costs so much. and with mustard? >> greg: mustard is in, jesse. the kids love mustard. >> jesse: okay, good. so i don't know how much progress they have made on inflation. no one else believes they have made any progress. if you look at all of the prices, the prices are not coming down no matter how much they try to rig the numbers. we keep on hearing about this job's boom. all of the jobs are coming from people that were born in another country. that is what brings down wages.

i just saw him not to replenish strategic oil reserve because price of oil is too high to do it. it's at $86 a barrel. he was going to do it at $70. i think oil prices are even going to go higher and the stock market had a rough day -- imagine that. the stock market corrects. basically guaranteed to be a reelection. we will see how that shakes out. new pollsters? to do what? to give polls to joe that make it look like he is doing better? all of these polls are done by liberals. even the fox news poll mark has joe biden losing. he is at 38% approval in the battlegrounds. donald trump is at 51% approval.

donald trump is wildly popular. wildly more popular than joe biden in the states that are going to make the selection count. his coalition is absolutely collapsing. he is tied with hispanics. he is tied with young voters. and he, the numbers have been soft, not like let's be no my jesse said. i have spaghetti bridges to sell you if you think you're going to be tied with -- >> jesse: spaghetti bridge to nowhere. >> jessica: specialize in latino voters and black voters. and i think that that's smart strategy.

>> dana: you are an expert, how does that change things for biden? >> jessica: he will get a wider array of information, more people on his advisory team, and i think that is useful, you don't want to have a cocoon candidacy, right? you want as diverse set of opinions as you can. ron klain's right to be out there we see the data coming back about how people feel about their pocketbooks, what they see at the grocery stores, et cetera. but this streak of positive data for the president has continued. looking at the real clear politics average today, biden is now up .1 -- >> dana: here we go. >> jessica: it's true. >> jesse: fire that pollster. >> jessica: is that johnny or

you have someone else? 16 polls since the end of february have biden up. "the wall street journal" poll yesterday, it was all within the margin of error, which is an important part of this, but bloomberg morning console polls from last week have him gaining in six of the seven swing states. the jump ball is correct and democrats understand that, and we do better when we are running a little bit scared. the bedwetting philosophy. >> dana: remember yesterday we talked, dr. jill biden saying he is a sure thing. they are not saying they are worried at all. >> judge jeanine: and joe biden actually not only denied that the polls in the swing states were what they are, with trump ahead six and seven, but she said her husband is actually winning, and as we go forward you are going to see he is winning. you have to wonder, dana, why all of a sudden did they figure, you know what, bidenomics isn't working. what took them so long? everybody has been telling them it hasn't been working. so finally they say, okay, we can't, because the swing states are so bad, we can't keep doing this and telling people bidenomics is great and you are great, you just don't know it or you are not smart enough to feel it. but 74% of people think the economy is going in the wrong

direction. and in the swing states, something like 63% think that the economy is not good or very poor. and let's be honest, this whole election is about the swing states. and so they are bringing in these news pollsters, bringing the pollsters because they cannot change joe, cognitively, they cannot change him. he is not going to get any better. is he going to debate? probably not. i don't know if you will but i don't have any inside information. but the truth is these pollsters are the ones who came up with the maga doctrine. so you can pretty much count on the fact that the new pollsters are going to create this division. they are going to create this hate. because if you can't win on the issues, you can try to demonize the other guy. and i think that is what is going to happen. >> dana: jessica brings up the candidate -- like a cocoon election. >> greg: it certainly is. when the dems are nervous, i am nervous, and when they are nervous, i'm nervous.

because they actually take this more seriously, i think, than republicans do. i would put a pause on any of these feel-good stories that predict this premature demise of joe biden. if the democratic party is the official party of us be 25, the affluent white liberal females, only one issue, i beat this horse yesterday, it is abortion. these are not single-issue voters, single issue fanatics. the border could get worse, crime and could triple, speech could be banned, war could explode, prices would soar, none of that matters, because in case you haven't noticed, it doesn't matter now. what you are seeing today is a result of the abortion voter. you have billions flowing to foreign countries, drug addiction, homelessness, the decline of education, the decline in mental health, did i say inflation? inflation. all of these are happening now, and they are consequences of a party that won due to millions

of women who were galvanized to vote because they felt abortion was under threat. if you want these bad things to continue, by all means, energizing the pro-abortion action because their just want to keep voting. you said yesterday, trump could say he'll leave abortion alone, they probably won't believe him, probably right. jessica said there is in a footage of trump saying they are contrary, it is right, it is a challenge, so i think republicans have to be blunt and say, hey, if you want your abortion, you can keep your abortion. our moral argument exists, and we hope that one day you will listen to it. and take it seriously. but right now, our mission is to save this country because you cannot reduce abortion in america if there is no america left, so a pro-life shift would be from politics to persuasion, right, because threats and bands know mike bans only feed the beasts they have to say, hey, ln roe v. wade, now let's focus on

everything else because abortion, whether you like it or not, and i am pro-life, it has become an acceptable evil, just like water. we hate war, but there it goes, and men wage of the war, women wage of the abortions, call it even. you take abortion off the table, republicans will be in power forever. >> dana: it's really interesting point. >> greg: why thank you, dana. >> dana: don't you want to make fun of jesse? >> greg: i didn't see it. that's a silly pen. by the way, how did you know what to call this? >> dana: pilling? >> greg: i was thoroughly confused. >> jesse: because i have a lot of pilled sure it's because i'm not as wealthy as you, greg. >> dana: everything pills and it is very annoying. >> judge jeanine: you can get one of those things that scratches the pilling off. do you have one of those? >> jesse: a depiller? >> dana: ask manny. all right, arnold schwarzenegger is flexing some muscle against illegal immigrants as the feds bust a migrant squatter crime

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♪ ♪ >> greg: aust altavista, lawbreaking migrants. arnold schwarzenegger flexing on the invasion of criminal illegal aliens running amok in america. >> to me, coming out of america was the key to my success. it is just a place where foreigners welcomed -- this is the key thing, if you are

willing to contribute. to america. there is a lot of people that want to come to america to take advantage of america. and i am very vividly against that. >> greg: those two guys look alike. and as arnie slams illegals taking advantage, the feds busting a squatter trap house full of drug dealing, gun toting migrants. catching the moment when feds nabbed three of them. seven currently behind bars either awaiting deportation proceedings or in local custody with i.c.e. detainers. but one illegal is still on the run. jesse. it's kind of interesting to see arnold arguing against his own preferences, i.e. foreign maids, so this is a meaningful stance coming from him. >> jesse: it is. but you have to remember, when he was immigrating or when many people immigrated to this country, they weren't given anything. you got here and because you weren't given anything, you had to hustle, and a lot of

immigrants hustled their tails off and created empires. this country is built from immigration. and that all changes when the minute you get here, you are bused to a metropolis, and you are handed a free hotel room, free debit card, free food, and just showered with welfare. you have an immediate inclination to say, this is great, why do i have to hustle? why do i have to get a job? why do i have to work to get an apartment if everyone is just going to give me free stuff? so now people know that and they are not coming for the american dream, they are coming for american welfare, and some of them are good people. some of them are bad hombres, jessica, and there is a lot of migrant crime, msnbc denies there is migrant crime but how many perp walks do you have to see on camera for you to see, yes, people are committing crimes. >> greg: you know, it's interesting those stories that

immigrants have of coming into america with nothing in building themselves up, those stories are all going to be gone. >> dana: when your parents say they used to walk to school uphill both ways. immigrants to this country actually used too. it was arduous, it was hard, and they did a lot, and now we are in a situation where you can just walk into somebody's unoccupied home and you can live there, you can trash the joint, and then when gets media attention, all of a sudden that is when i.c.e. will come in, and i expect there will be some loss it's from someone who says these poor people should not be kicked out of this house, that there might -- i would be curious what the judge thinks about this -- there might actually be a challenge in the court about sanctuary cities. let's have that debate. the other thing i would mention his president biden has really turned in the last couple of weeks since he had that radio city music hall event, and i think that barack obama got to him and said, stop talking about the border. it is not helping you. you need to turn your attention to the things that are going to

help you win this election, which is health care, because he wants obamacare to be saved, and at the same time, for example, in texas, the biden administration said they were going to go and they were going to cut the razor wire in texas. they have never sent a soul to do that. why? because they really don't want to because they know that that would be a terrible visual for them. and they know that the razor wire is actually helping them. if they were to go and actually cut the razor wire, then the a block, we wouldn't have had to do the a block because the polls would be different. >> greg: why can't hochul do something, judge, but any kind of -- these squatter loopholes, everybody who hears about it goes, wait, they just stay there for 30 days, how did this ha happen? >> judge jeanine: the first question you asked is why

doesn't hochul do something? because she doesn't want to. we saw that ron desantis in florida did something. he did it. the law is passed, signed, going into effect. what we are living in is a democrat -- this is the epitome of a democrat-run state. everything from the sanctuary city state to the no bail to the no discretion on the part of the judges to d.a.'s not prosecuting crimes with no accountability -- look, this whole thing started with eight squatters living in a home that was not theirs since october. and they were living there with guns and drugs and a 7-year-old child in the midst of it all. so because they are pointing these guns that people and running around with them, the police catch on. the police make arrests. and six of the eight defendants are released by judges. and i want to mention their names because i think it is about time we understood that when the d.a. asks for bail and you do not give it to them, we've got in the bronx a judge

eugene bowen, pow en, and on the bronx judge lawrence bucci, bu sch ing. could incite bail so they are gone. two of those individuals have been charged with attempted murder just like that guy was last week, and the jonathan diller homicide. he was the driver, charged with attempted murder in yonkers and possession of a weapon, and he is out on bail. i have an idea. the idea is this. if you are an illegal and you get into trouble with the law, you are not entitled to bail. bail is not afforded to you. bail is something that should only be afforded to people who have roots in the community, who we know who they are, they have a job, they have family, the whole purpose of veil is to ensure the return to court. if you are illegal, you are, by definition, someone who we can no longer expect to return to court, in fact, their agenda is to never respond, just the way four of these venezuelans, or all venezuelans, they came in and already they didn't show up for their processing appointments. shock. so it's time that we change the

law in new york. if you are illegal, you don't get bail. >> greg: last word to you, jessica. >> jessica: well, on martha's hour, the 3:00 hour, she had on the nypd chief of patrol, who was talking about a lot of these issues, and he used very similar rhetoric to how arnold schwarzenegger was talking about migrants, which is the correct approach on how a majority of people feel, that most of the folks who come here are good. they want a better life. they will pay their taxes. they will do whatever they do, they need to do. and that is why you do need to be harsher on those that are doing things like this and there needs to be real consequences. and he made sure to say, they get their day in court there are not interested in throwing someone back over the border the second they are accused of something. >> greg: i am. >> jessica: i understand that. but you are not going to be the chief of patrol. >> greg: not yet. >> jessica: not ever. but i thought it was a really

important balance that he struck they are because that is how people in cities like new york d chicago and baltimore and d.c. and i would say even a lot of red areas feel when they know a lot of migrants. joey jones always says that he grew up in a part of georgia, i think like 80% were migrants. >> greg: i don't think anybody has ever -- this is the issue of the democrats. they are the ones that conflate the lawful and the unlawful. we don't. >> jessica: i don't -- >> greg: bad hombres is specifically bad hombres. it is not all hombres. >> jessica: there is a language problem -- >> greg: it's about the language -- >> jessica: it's not always about -- >> d>> judge jeanine: they are called migrants, illegal aliens. we change the language. >> greg: we must go. coming up, the media's most daring trump expose yet, his spotify playlist.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: after probing russia attacks in his personal attacks, the media has a pulitzer prize where the expose on donal donald trump. behold d.j. donald bugle left-wing axios during a deep dive on how trump mar-a-lago spotify playlist is a rosetta stone that demystifies is how his mind works. "trump controls the surround sound stereo with his big ipad and it spotify list. regulars jokingly call it the djt performance. the express reportedly loves to blast the speaker so loud that people have trouble talking as he marvels at the sound quality. so what is trump jamming to these days? broadway show tunes like "phantom of the opera." an old school bangers from the

likes of elvis, lionel richie, guns n' roses, elton john. [laughter] what does this tell you about the former president, judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: well, i can't figure out what they are trying to tell us. are they trying to tell us that based upon the music they can get into his mind and tell you that he is a dictator? how are they interpreting this? and by the way, i love the image of deejay t. that is better than the mug shot. he should make a t-shirt out of that. young people would love that. he's going to love it if he hasn't seen it already. look, who doesn't like that on playlist? if you have a party, you play what you like, you turn it up if you like the volume, you are in the car and driving, you are in charge. why all of a sudden is this something that is like, you know, indicative of what a terrible person he is? it means he loves music? >> jesse: dana, are you going to spotify to download the playlist?

>> dana: i just might. i like a lot of those songs. i thought there was a disturbing lack of country music on the list and i would like to recommend some songs for the next party. remember obama's spotify list is basically more anticipated than the oscar nominations. the media cannot get enough of it be a coaxial's, i think it is kind of a weird piece, i get that, but people like to read a, they want to know about the people running for office. biden's, it's like the snooze button. the other thing is that the reaction to the axios was from the left was more telling. they thought that it was normalizing trump and that axios shouldn't have done it. do not normalize. >> jesse: he likes music, jessica. what are we going to do now? >> jessica: i can vote for him just purely based on that. some of the reaction that i saw on top of the normalization was this is just so weird, and like regular people who submit pieces could never get them accepted, but because it is the head of the team, they got to write this

piece, and they did connect it to these notions of trump is basically running the same playbook. that's the argument that they wanted to make, like he alone controls the volume and the song -- the songs stay the same. that is what he has been doing thus far. i think that is a salient point, that his 2024 campaign looks a lot like what the 2020 campaign did in terms of themes that he wants to hit, and even when he was talking about in 2018 and trying to help the 2022 mid-terms, which obviously was a huge debacle. so i think that there are -- even though it is silly -- there are lessons in their four democrats that are running against donald trump. just think about where these greatest hits have failed before and to try to exploit that again to make sure that we can win the next election. but mostly it is just silly and i think everyone kind of likes the artist that he likes. >> jesse: she humanized him, greg. >> greg: how dare you.

by the way, joe is listening to "livin' on a prayer." the band he most identifies with his grateful dead. one thing -- >> jessica: i didn't know that. >> greg: one thing i felt i learned from this list is that it is real, as opposed -- the whole obama one was always curated. everything was like, is this going to make him seem cool? we have to have something soulful, the mid-'70s, something hip, and he doesn't -- he doesn't listen to radiohead. he listens to the black eyed peas. i hate the black eyed peas. anyway, at least this israel. having said that, i learned he has terrible taste in music. you cannot trust a real and a micro leader who does not have the misfits on their playlist, didn't even have the ramon's. this is the stuff, the sappy, saccharine stuff you hear right before you are going to get your teeth cleaned. everything on that list -- but on an up note, it says something about him that all most everything he listens to his

positive or uplifting, so he is not voluntarily inserting negative content into his brain, which is what almost every person does with music. it's like there is no smiths or nine inch nails, you know, and there is a mess that music can affect your mood and well-being. you look at goff's, right, they are depressed, but have you even listening to reggae ever? >> jessica: they are all high. >> greg: you know what, that stereotype, jessica, is the reason why people think you are a racist. [laughter] >> jesse: take it back, jessica. >> greg: i demand you apologize to our jamaican friends. >> jesse: yes, everyone in jamaica, an apology, not all of you are high. >> greg: i will apologize for jessica. >> jessica: no. >> jesse: she said some of you are high. again, we have to apologize. better if just maybe you don't speak for the rest of the show. ahead, america's equity mafia is now discriminating against

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: america's equity mob is at it again by targeting the most talented kids in our country. seattle public schools are counseling its gifted program because it had too many white and asian students in it. so they replaced it with something more inclusive. but even black parents were outraged, arguing against closing them down. however, the schools then-director accused them of being tokenized by white seattle parents. take a l look at this. >> this is a pretty masterful job at tokenized doing a really

small group -- a really small community of color within the existing cohort. >> judge jeanine: well, this is pretty incredible, dana, i'll start with you. there was a gifted program for students who were gifted. the fear, of course, being, if they go too slowly, includes everybody else, these kids will either get bored or will not produce the way it could. what do you think of that? >> dana: i was reminded of governor glenn youngkin's campaign when he was running in virginia, and against terry mcauliffe, i can't remember the exact -- it was basically about parents and teachers and parents should be involved. when governor youngkin went to any of the town hall meetings, he would say, and i promise you, if i am your governor, i will ensure the gifted and talented programs are there, that we will have advanced math in all of our schools, that we are going to challenge our students -- get standing ovation's beer was the

year of the parents. we want this. i'm not surprised the black parents were like, we want that. figure out a way, let's unmerit, get more people into it. i used to love a star chart. did you have a star chart on the fridge? no? you did? i would do anything to get a star on my chart. my sister was like, whatever. star chart. i would do anything. that gives us ambition and drive and a desire to do better, and sometimes you fail, and it is about what jesse often talks about which is teaching them resilience and lifting up great people, and we are going to need them. these kids today are going to be in a competition for jobs and the economy all around the world and no other country is doing this to their kids. >> judge jeanine: you know, jessica, some of them say it will create a stronger sense of community and therefore let's dumb down the smarter program and let's have the other kids who may need more attention have to come up to a middle ground.

>> jessica: camaraderie can be bred in any setting, and can be in the lunchroom, it can be out on the playground, it could be in certain classes. wasn't as good in math as i was in english. i was in advance english and normal math. and that's exactly as it should've been. i think they are really doing these kids a disservice on both sides of it because kids are not getting the kind of personal attention that they should but i thought was the craziest part of this is there not changing how they staff these classrooms, they are not giving them an extra teacher, to try to help, if you're bringing five kids out of the gifted and talented program into the normal classroom, you are just saying to those kids -- it is the way it should be that you want to make sure the kid who is lagging the furthest behind doesn't get left even further behind, so you know that is what is going to happen, they are going to the lowest common denominator on all

of that. and if you watch a documentary like "waiting for superman" about charter schools, you see that it is minority families that want this the most, that one of these opportunities. they tend to not live in neighborhoods that are zoned for the best public schools, for instance. wealthier white people can move into a neighborhood that has a public school as good as a private school, for instance. and you listen to these parents, this is our shop, having a chance to get into a gifted and talented program or a charter school that is run by and eva moskowitz or michelle reeve, for instance, is our chance, and you shouldn't take people from that. >> judge jeanine: as a result, greg, they say some of the washington schools have actually seen a drop in the student's success. >> greg: there is a surprise. locum i was a gifted child. they stuck me with a chuckle heads like jesse, i would not be here changing america.

but this is the elimination of aspirational achievement, and you saw who was behind this, and awfl, an affluent white female liberal, it was not a black woman doing that, and she basically called smart, achieving black kids tokens. what does that do? well, send a message that you assume academic achievement is only for whites, which is racist. she's white, obviously racist. and you dissuade young blacks from for doing academic achievement for fear of being smeared as a token, and this is during a phase when the learning is so important for young people. it makes a difference in their lives and you are telling them, what, don't read books? it's a moral stance, equity for all, held by an elite, and they are immune, they are immune to the consequences, but if the lower class that has to endure their beliefs. that woman, she probably was in

an honors class when she grew up, she probably has advanced degrees, so it is not her problem. but god help your kids with somebody like that. >> judge jeanine: jesse, wrap it up. >> jesse: you are still gifted and you are still a child. i'm going to try to do something i've never done before. i'm going to put myself in someone else's shoes. let's pretend i'm black. not just 1%. i'm 100% black. and i see a bunch of white liberal women take away the gifted program because not enough of people who look like me are in the program. ed is a competitive young black man, i would feel embarrassed. i would then say to myself, i'm going to work harder, and my black father and black mother would probably feel kind of a little embarrassed dropping me off at school, knowing that white liberals don't think i'm good enough and are trying to dumb down the curriculum because

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>> it's time now for one more thing. i'll go first. you you know halt they say, greg. it if looks like a duck and swim like a duck and woulds like a duck it's an is duck but not for this little dog. look how he walks? he's adorable. >> is he okay? >> i think he's alright. okay i was also a guest on the bet on you podcast talking about career growth and spotify or apple pie podcast. jessica? >> alright. so check this out. dozens of sky divers jumping from plane in arizona using pyrotechnics to create a show like human sparklers. they had led light as attached their ankles and the growing group known as max pyro 2.0 set two records with their mez mere

sizing night time jump. >> what's that? think about the planet for once. oh. >> i just think it would be nice about 1 o m t that i do. >> never. it's going to be great show. look who is on tonight. dana perry know. who is that. tonight and here we go. greg's itchy pore cue pine news. people know i can feel it when other people were scratching an itch if someone starts to scratch that feel, so good right now. can i tell, look at his little face. that's a pore cue pine and i are do is his name and he loves to get scratched. rico swaif is what they call him. the quills are not dangerous to the touch and they will penetrate skin but you can't rub

them the right way. >> fit quacks like a pore cue pine. >> you had a pen back in the day. >> did. >> happy birthday greg. >> thank you. >> not you. big greg my father-in-law and his dad. these best and we love you and thank you for just being the best to everyone. >> he's the best. >> she the best tonight jesse waters primetime. johnny went to the autoshow. >> alright. >> what kind of car do you drive? >> core vechlt >> do you keep classified documents in there? >> that's like, no actually i can't tell you whether i put them. >> judge. they said save it. save free throw tomorrow so it must be a clueless criminals and think are all over. >> he's gifted at one more thing. that's it for us. have a great one