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third anniversary of him getting interrupterdd by thethes east. and the reason i bring it up br, jason, is because if everybody watching at home goes back and watches the vide wo biden looks like a guy who genuinely believese video, he met a talkig bunny. >> like when you look at his face, he looks like, oh, my gosh, jill, i told you there was a talking bunny.y, like he wanted better something. jimmy, jimmy, kill it. >> kill it there in montana. we're glad you're ou t in thet in rocky mountains. unfortunately, that's all the time we left. we t have this evening.k ou >> don't forget to check out my book. the puppeteers have a wonderful holiday. god bless america.
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yeah, and. all right, stop. stop it! stop you monster. all right. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. thahe's for his leftist digs,ts slaughtering his pigs. slaug news contributor charlieht, her. she's a little bit country and a little bit restraininge bi order. co-host at the bottom line on fox business. jake and thet gavel. she uses a toaster as a tanning bed. "new york times" best selling author. and i just get it. i can do add it to four man job to measure is insane. "new york times" best selling comedian and former nwa world champion derek.
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>> all right, before we get to some new stories, let's this greg's leftovers. yeah it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn'te joke use this week and as always, it's mn'y first time reading them. so if they , we'll turn joe machi into a dress. and senator bill clinton. all right. a former price is right. producer says the show had protocols in place in case contestants their pants. meanwhile, on the view, there's a protocol in place if the cas.e doesn't their pants. the white house is expecting 40,000 people to attend this year's easter egg roll t and kis are excited to find eggs. the adults are excited. to find other things.
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and here in new york city, you can tell easter is just around corner in times square. this morning, i saw some ofer w new york's finesheret outlining a body with jelly beans. but the crime keeps rising. since last year, attacks k on the nyc subway trainsy trains have 53%. why are people attacking h trais ? >> askwhs one man. yeah, i'll take it. i'll take it. took a while, but we got there. in a recent tweet, director rob reiner said he'd give anything ,have taylor swift endorse wou joe biden. but when offeredld a donorjoe bi to endorse donald trump, he replied, makebut america, gt again because it's fat budget. frontier airlines had to evacuate a plane after detecting a odor. ne
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investigators said it was all safe when they discovereetet the source was justssen one passengeger. somebody's got to tell them after hearing about this incident concerning, the offending odor, the ceo of boeing said. see this ? >> why we leave our doors openp] ? why state has passed legislation protecting rights for, exotic dancers. bill 6105 was approved, then folded in half and stuffed into a g-string rapper salt from the 80s group salt and pepperhau has turned 57 now, whichrn he says push real good.s >> it's becauseal she's constipated. was good. according to a report,consti the nfl's watch and the mediao
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writes to two of its christmas day gamereports with bids startg at $50 million. meanwhile, the wnba will also auction rights to two of its a games, with bids starting at $300. and kohl's$300 and. i sat there maybe, and tomorrow night, abc will air the classic film the ten commandments. but in order not to offend modern and progressive audience audience is, it's been edited and now it's called this. ht tha but that was good news. while trump grieves a fallen cop. joe shakes down the cream - of the crop. it was a telethon to end all telethons where celebrities raised millions for a very important charity. theme millio a selves, because f they can't prop up their dyinghr
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political cause with policies or votes, the next best thing is cas dyingh. but where a normal telethon fights a disease, thisa norm ons meant to preserve it. the diseas e is being one of insulated elite ism, and the arr detached arrogance was brought home with liberal singers, band s and all there to save a very sick man. a vethe glitzy campaign fundraiz at radio city music hall raised estimated $26 million, and this time 100% goes to the big guy. yeah, okay. he was joined by former president bill clinton and current president barack obama. one is a dog and the other knows nine ways to cook. one.
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it's true. barack obama ate a dog. wow. it's true. you can look it up. google it in his book. yeah, someone named stephait.n colbert moderated a discussion thtween them where. they touted their accomplishments and made their case for saving democracy fromtoutedir the of the big ora. meaning it was a of sanctimony, pretentious patsies stroking each other for millions. several singers performed pee biggest, of course being lizzo. not true. she's had the most number ones off value menu, and i'd hateo se to see her number twos disgusting, but it wasn't all good news for biden and the gang outside, hundreds of anti-israel protesters gathered demanding a cease fire in gaza. the only thing they hate more than israel is showerind gh
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it. on the very same day, just miles away from radio city, formerg president trump was honoring the life of a fallen new york police officer, jonathan diller, who was killed in the line duty. >> no word yet if kamala harris helped bail out his murderer. >> but perhaps the most awkward moment came from old joe himself. he had another unfortunate handshakold joe with watch in h defense, joe said he was justhis reconnecting with his good friene,d robert. >> we go to the president for comment. nowe go to, no, look, but i know there's people there and when they're not thers peoplee, it'sn staying in shape. and i've got to be ready and shak shapee hands and sign k right.e
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so part of my morning workout.t now, excuse me. let me get to my coffee. rich, bland, charlie. all right, so he raised over 25 million bucks. >> charlie well, of that money, help him, or it just may make them look more far removed than ever. >> does this matter? well, donald trump has already proven that one of the most interesting things that he's done is sort of upset the whole notion that, you know, politic politics is completely driven by money. >>n poli he beat hillary clintoe in 2016 using half the money spt that she spent. and i suspect he's going to do the same this time. thes thee people, they may be ableae to raise more money, but there's nothing you can do whenise more have the optics lie they had where you have donald trump goinicg and literally sitting going to a wake with the family, a slain policee officer, and they're here in fundraiserfundra
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where they're chargingis people $100,000 for a photograph of the three presidents togetheitr. the optics couldn't be more terrible. and, you know, we saw this sotside on sixth avenue. >> there were literally hundreds of police officers standing in the rain directingsg traffic who probably would have rather been at thdee wake t for their fallen comrades. >> i didn't consider that point. >> greg: i point,ent charlie. >> thank you, greg. you're welcome. >> dig in. do you think this is going to save biden when the cavalry comes? nol essa. what cavalry? well, you had three presidents there with the combined, like years of service of a lot. >> yeah. yeah, but you got. you know, they're raising money with the photograph of the three presidents. but because bill's there, giu got to give everybodephs ofy a discount in case you grab somebody's. .
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>> i do appreciate the fact that, as always, the most odious are also the mosts th oblivious, oblivious to theous suffering of others, but obliviou sufferis to their n awfulness. >> and what people who are the hicks and the hey seeds and the rednecks that they despise. what we do have is the ability pick up on our own pit. >> hmm. like, literally, like, do you know baby white? >> theseow, when it's you're overcome with it. but also figured of way to know when you're annoying other people because you havknowe fris around you and kat will tell some tell me that somebody behind me rolling their eyes like this. >> that's part of it. mm-hmm. >> you mean having a stroke? yes. yes. you know, i just realize that all of those people were therofe. that all those president are there.
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because if one person wasn't biden, it was trump. yeah. and there wa wass. e there was one person who wasn't there because of trumpes hillar and hillary. trueinton. blood. you guys are a little slow today. ow tod wal right, katay, was it as nauseating a spectacle to you as it wasing to the resf the world? >> i think probably more so for me, because we work like two blocks away from nothingon't says i don't think about the way i affect other people. >> like, let host a fund raiser in midtown manhattan in the middle of the week's hos and hal three presidents there. so, i mean, everything was blockek d and i guess, you know, not a big deal. minor inconvenience for me, fo but for the city and for other people. it's just like they coul in d de this probably literally anywhere else. and i think that is a microcosmr wa the way that a lot of the ruling class kind of behaves. right. it's like they've their they're
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so in their own heads over doing this thing. look, this is so cool so cool, as you said, i think is really the best way to describe i t, letely completely oblivious to the world around them. >> i mean, imagine oeworld , im, like imagine being able to geti around midtown manhattan easily on any you literallyo ge do need a motorcade to be able to do that on any day and to be like, you know, all the places they could have gone. >> let's just create chaos. all thcould'veyeah. you know, and it's funny, a circle is considered a crude. term, but it's literallym bu a circle of that was there lastlite night. tyrus basically, it was the march of dimes for millionaires. >> yeah, actually, i think that number is a littl.e. >> yeah. yeah. to be honest with you, because i'm sure they were paying. see obama? mm-hmm. and they're probably paying a fee. bill.e he >> and they're like, well, since he's here. yeah. you know, like, i think that was kind of if they for
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the american public, this is about as clearer choicet of as you're going to get. you get a president who's going to visit a falle an officer ort a president is going to hang out with lizzo. l and the second rated late night comedy guy. so secd rate, i mean, that's jut that should be clear, pretty clear and concise, too, which way you're going to vote, of which, you know, they even tried so hard to attack the president. and i wonder how long rehearsal was because he almost picked up again because he forgot that he worked at an oval office. and if you watch the clip, he was like, yeah, that time he was in the oval or the oval. and bill's like, i'm not helping you. and obama was like, these strings are tied together. i can't get his to move, right? so and he's i told him i'd spot him three strokes if he carried his bag. and theni told the laugh signs t up and everybody laughed. and i was like, they had him practice that a lot.
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he still almost messed it up. that's. you weren't the gu y who says newcomers and has parties with rich people and stillic underachieved. >> he should make 50 million. yeah. and that whole weird thing how they came up on the stage as it elevated like they were on star trek. >> okay. you know, listen, i don't mind teasinis elelike g, but that's not fair. you know, what happens with him is stares you out of line. you're out of luck. right, joe? that's why? yeah. yeah, because he's. what happens if he falls, goinge to reach for people and he's going to grab. bill believes thisl . he breaks his hip. he's down. fe ha falls over the top. is a mass murderer because of some stairs? >> no, sir. yeah, i. that i would have paid for. yeah. i don'[applaus t that instead of doking snake in the public toilets in the bathroom or there when they went up the stepspublic toe >> gt help man look for shoes. all right, let's move on, shall
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that's 1-800- 3297676. >> it's coming way. hey, hey. it's the day. our video of the day comes>> gre co us from trump, who recently teamed up with lee greenwood who to create god bless the usass bible. >> roll it. prou theled to be partnering wi> very good friend lee greenwood, who doesn't loveered song god bs
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the usa in connection with promotingh god blessg th the usa bible. thligion and christianity are the biggest things missing from this country. and i truly believt thmissine te need to bring them back and we have to bring them back fast. >> i think it's one of the biggest problems we have. that's why our country is going haywir onee bigge. >> all americans need a bible in their home and i have many. it's my favorite book. it's a lot of people's favorite book. we and god and we have to protet anything that pro god.ve t we must make america pray again . got a lot of bibles his house. but he's got a point.s america under joe biden has most of us on ou r. >> we actually reached out to trump for comment to hear more about his thoughts on the bible and he got back to us. i thin sauck wonder what he thinksi wod about adam and eve. >> frankly, as far as adam
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and eve go, i would never take fruit. a naked woman, especially stormy daniels. also, i don't eat fruit.ake thro >> i think it's very nasty. diet coke. that's a differenth story. they say, sure, we love the diet coke. i take it hate, guilt. betsy pelosi, frankly, even though she's a nasty, nasty. >> did you see that picture of her in a bikini so nastomany i think she had to diet coke stuffed into that bathing suit. if know what i'm saying, frankly. >> i mean, that could have made lazarus return his grave. >> what about moses? moses? let's talk about moses. moses wandered>> let the desertr 40 years. >> that didn't happen to me in scottsdale becaust for 40 ye >> i learned to play golf. so good for his supporters. k it worshiped a golden cow. >> they say you're a golden girl. i bet they love the view. right? no offense to the view. i'm sureeye the they're lovely to some. but frankly, fat women just aren't my type. what can i say? talk about a view. that's a view really view..
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a panoramic. you can't even. you got to do a wide angle. we got easter coming. and he has risen. ricci. they them has risen. heene. wok i don't think these women could rise out of a chair. they need a forklift, frankldoh a crane. you can't say i did. what about noah? any thoughts? him? oh, i love noah. i don't. i had a great call him. perfect phone call with noah today. i see problems before they happen. but i have a bigger boat. frankly, much bigger. habut there's no live animals on mine except for when i want fresh veal. >> so fresh. i love fresh veal. they say sure, that's going to make the animal rights people go crazy. sure, they already, they sll ar. you know, probably, frankly, because they don't get enough meat. y.they have no nutrients. they're pencil thin, just like adam schiff snac k. that's when they think, well, uh, all right.
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>> i think that was tyler fisher doing wonderful. el >> there he is, the little guy. all right. dagen, what do you think of trump self bible? think it's very trump. >> kell, what it causes the biden supporters and all the left wing backs to kind of own themselves because they're trying bec make fun of m for selling bibles and instead they're mocking the bible. and so alsgo, are you goingin to do are you my dare to knock a maga hat off somebodg toy sai, but you're going to knock a bible out of somebody's hand. and then i get to sit back, watch you burst into flames. and what's biden got on the flip side? what biden's agnostic bomb for your knee boo boo after you fall. that's the besr yourt go.got. yeah. kat, what do you think about this? is it a little chees >>y?
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is it you know, you don't have to buy it. i thin havk he might watch this and get the idea for an audio book. audioboo that's like trump reads the bible. i would buy that right? i like today, right? i like it. words, e in his own like today's good friday, he talks about like crooked tada wors, the haters and the losers. i mean, people like he's doing this during holy. it's like, of course he is. of of course he is. and you know what else ? people are going to buy it. readan, reading description of this, it's like comes with a big, large, easy to read beautiful fontscriptio, whateve. i mean yeah, you don't have to buy. but you know what? people are going to you lookwhit at white evangelicals, like 80% of them vote for donald trump no matter what. centhow many times people have pointed out, oh, well, trump did this. and trump clearly don't care. he has said before the bible is his favorite book.s
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>> yeah, i'm surprised there hasn't been an audio version auo already. you don't have to like it, but people will and they will buy it. sion.t haveliket you know? and it's funny. it's like it's hilarious. yeah, but it is tyrus. they're trying to drain him with lawfare. m now they make fun of him formone trying to raise money. listen, i think only president trump this is why i wanty at least one debate. he's like, sirwant, you had $174 million in fines to pay you. again, the lord paidd an for me. yeah, i think. i thin[cheers k. oh, i just. i can't talk because i'm not a religious dude. right. but i respect the rules of religion, cause i think when the country follows them, we're a better countryn, right? >> but i wouldn't. yeah. and i'm. i got four kids and three baby mamas. and as much money as i get. i don't know, maybe. mayb, ash moe the street versiof
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bible. d >> the lord said enter the for the young man. no daddy . hi. is his name we pray? yes, charlie.reg: >> why should he limited to, you know, christianity? wh cha y not do a version of the koran or the koran? >> yeah, i think that that that might not work as well. , i think so. >> but it is always the same with these people. it's always these people whosame care the least about what god has to say, who become the most offendet god when donad trump supposedly is trying to, you know, benefit from or commercialize off the bible. and but when i first heard about it, i just dismissed it because you hear so much of, you know, so much of thed outrage, you're just like, okay, this is really stupid. but then i sat and listen, watcbut h the h the videvio andd the video. i was like, oh, this is so fantastic. and the reasond so great h is because he goes right to the point. >> he's not being like subtle about no, he's being like, this is what we need to do. and he's like, he's like
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defending the bible in the in the public square, which is actually, i think is a very smart thing to be doing. and he's not apologizing for anybody. get a royalt[cheers y well, yeae is a financial aspect to it, but there is to any bibl>> chae everybody's like it's like every time he gets the money when you buy a bible. right. but the point is that it's -- it's on. where does it go t the ?po the author. yeah, but it's it it's just my only question charlie who isi the author who gets the bible? the copy a. pyright right. and it's expired i think. okay. the copyright has expired. thereforexpiree is no way to do. what are there other books like that? right? yeah, every book that's over like 50 years old, the copy : ever that's. years that's wrong. all right. you're thinkingovernmeg about r? yeah. at: you all you have to do is changee wo one word on each chapter of the bible and technically be a new.u that's true. that's true. all righe.t. up next, a nonprofit gets bent
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it a new sunday on espn and eyes on everything is racis>>: evt the phrase 100%. donald trump jr recently called out the anti-defamation for including 100% in its list of terms related hatep juni and extremism. >> according to the adl,or callo can be shorthand for 100% white ,if that's true. i've been surrounded by white supremacy for a year, but it'sct 100% about the gift. 100%, 100%, 100%, 100% view right now that 100%, 100%, 0%, 100%, 100% is 100%. the one 2%, 100% and 100% 1,000%. yes, 100,000 times percent. a hundr 100% tolerance.
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i believe we are all racists. say you.i'm i'm not. ndred pei'm 100% according to t. i can't be. yeah. no matter what i d>>o yet. all right. oh, all right. i 100% true. 100% white. i've told some lies in my life and i've proven i cannot connect. i don't know how they got there. whoever got there. >> can you please teach me, cat? this is like, in order to. to make this leap, you have to be an accomplished mind reader. you know, it's like you have to go. oh, when you say 100%, i have to gshed mino. 1
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oh, i know you mean 100% white. it's like that's pan the the left can only win arguments if they can read. >> your mind? well, what i thought was interesting is after this up, they said, well, it depends on the context, i'm sure. >> but i've actually never oncen seen it used in this context. yes. and ev once seeni don't think tm is that i haven't been on the internet enough. thinternet, i've seen a lot of s . i've seen a lot of things. i mean, we all have. if you've ever bee. n one of the dot coms, like there's all kinds of stuff is i've never seen a single personperson use 100% in this way. no. and so rcent in to point where didthey they did they find this? yeah. isis it is it out there?there? i've never i've never seen it. even in the book, the dredges of the internet or that deep in the comment section wheres you find the real nasty. i've still never seen thiswhe y. but you know what, charlie?
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it's like so whenever you get into a debate with somebody about immigration or crime, they will look at you and you go and say, you're right. they will go, well, you're obviously racist. and so the whole what they do is they leap over into your head and say, well, i know what you're thinking. that is thisan is exactly it kid of encapsulates that strategy, which is that when you say a word i know better than you do what thinking? >> yeah, they're mind readers, but it also winds up actually revealing everything about them and nothing about you, you know, you show the montage, it says everybodynd saying 100% they should be forced to show the montage sh te they hang out with, which is a bunch of people who apparently say 100% whiteh is, yeah, that's 10% white. it's like i've never it before.e >> but whoever you're hanging out with, there's some really creepyngin dudes.e some >> um, uh, speaking of hanging s dig in.creepy dude
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uh, sorry. what is going on with the ad. all right. the adl is obviously obvio pro jewish, but at the same time also absurdly wokus bute s how did you know that i spent maybe hours going through this mosseri so are some other things that represent white supremacy, steel toed work boots with white laces or red laces? >> ap safety is racist. ownings ar your owning a pit bu. but yeah, being against antifa anti antifa is a white supremacists. also they have all of these photographs of hand signals. >> yeah, they're all blurry. sos th i can't figure out like who knows? i'm like, okay, am i a vulcano w or as. . nobody knows.
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>> well, i add one thing. sure, ther e is 110% is evil because. it's a pie. it's 100%. the 10% over here is a littleov slice of pieer h the government doesn't want to buy. edit we're going to edit that. so it looks liketh you're doing a heart. you know, i just have to point out that i think almost every>> like> al word meme comes from emily. so have you noticed that? yeah. like she in charge of the world? yes. no, but she she was the firsty a one to say 100%. and then also, to your point, you know, your too. you guys have it all combined. you evil and. all right. coming up, pop songs are lame but are the lyrics to blame? >> so would you get
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five words pop music is even dumber. cat researchers analyzed 12,000r english language rap rapchglish rock countryla and rap songs released between 1980 and 2020nd and concluded that regardless of genre, that weird0 an lyricst simpler and more repetitive. since 1980, they've also become more emotional and personal.comm does that reflect our currentor self-obsesseand oceans, or is ii taylor swift's fault? ly i don't. i really should be a fan of taylor swift, and i really got into it. but i really like lyrics that are emotional i onal. onal, who go >> well, no, even i think millennials, anyone is watchinge this movie might be out there who is also millennial. we all, like, grew up with aol instant messenger, where you put up the away message of the song lyrics and like hope that guy sees it and realize it's about himant m i feel like the urge is stillrg so strong for those lost. a
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i grew up that way to like, put a song on our instagram story and then like, hope the personyd about we'll look at it, click te on the lyrics and read it and like. and by the ways an, never works. it's pathetic. don't do it. but the temptationy s and it's like the lyrics i think are important. i like some many, many songse si i like only because the lyrics, i like to listen to them and cry. and i think that that's like healthy and coolkeo listen. yeah, it's weird, you know? dagon, i the dumbest songses ever, i think are the smartest i ones. like, you know, if you think about like the ramones, the tort the ramones, those are genius. or how about tutti fruttn'i or louie louie by the kingsmen? the simplicity is the brilliance, not the complexity. you always worst song of all time. we didn't start the fire by billie joe. it's just like you read anhe almanac. yes. donn reain almana summer's lovee you, baby. oh, fantastic. i know that at night.
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>> this. >> this pig potatoes study.ve yeah. is anti-american. it was done. it was done. some researcher in austria. soin austr again, last hot musin that came out of austria. mozart. yeah. jealous. and he was dea came tf. what was that? that was beethoven he was . well, you know what? they're both dead. do you kno w what?ey're they can it.bo yes, that's what i say. yeah. wow. but i went to a dark place, huh? >> charlie, what could it be? dopl you agreeace. that music hs gotten dumber? >> i mean, i get so i don't listen to a lot of, like, taylor swift or new music that would make you a ifke you did. >> yeah. okay, good. then. peif y that's another reason not to. oh>> cha, i don't know. >> i mean, we listen to songs.
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>> it does sound stupid. you know, lou reed's a lifetimee reading. james joyce and i thindke some wrote some of the most amazing music. and nobody's reading james joyce. i meane most . >> yeah. ever tried to read james joyce's ulysses? yeah. it's kill me. you know what? i was just thinking, if he's so funny, if somebody like you did go to taylor swift's concerte. and like, somebody go, oh, did t you bring your kid here? you don't have kidayloevs. no way, you're here. i'm here for taylor tyrus. our songs making us dumber. o or are we making the songsin dumber? i think the problem with it, because all the songs you mentioned were like from like the 60s and seventies, even though they were they were clever and they were simple, but they were artistic. ioned thmm-hmm. and they were all different. mm-hmm. and then the music industr yved involved. so we don't get songs from artists anymore. we get songs from the musin't gc industry. >> we get wonderful gems like bob. okay. all right.nderfu oh, hanson, you know, and howke di hansod i know that?
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everyone knows it because they play the same jingle on every song. they found a scientific thiney g no matter what.ic thi so they have to pay a writer. they can say anythinngg and we will bob our heads to it, or our kids will now in charge of defense. if you saw me, taylor swift, conscious policy. those kids. yeah. and if your kids liste sie conn e to music you have to listen to the music that they listen to to listen to what they say because a couple weeks ago my kids we love this song. it's our favorite song, dad. so i turto ky sason the truck as like, i just killed my ex. not my best idea. and was like , you were nine years old about, you know, so you got to know and i gots mi to say this about taylor swift. i don't listen to her music at all, but she was a awesomes n girlfriend. yeah. no, she doeswesome griend. not t to every one of his games and she's like a billionaire. be she could have had a stunt double there. yeah, she could have had fovideo tape like she was their president for every one of his games. >> she's bigger than he is. yeahof and and i thought that we
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awesome. she enough credit for that, like everyone wants to. oh, i can't believe you. i happen to know this. people that don't have a job at all. like, hey, i'm going to be a couple this week. you guys want to come? you know, so. >> yeah. all right. well, she's a nice girlfriend, a greg. give her a break. yeah. i'm no nict a swifty, but i sup her and kelsey. oh,. i'm rhyming. a bre look, get me off the air. if i. if i were dating, ifakg: if d g taylor swift, i'd make her mend my clothes very fast. >> i won't take long. you're like this big. like i. i got that. thank you, taylor swift. oh, i get it now. why do i get to do this show?wh
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interesting questiong , lloyd.gr lloyd asks what is opportunity you once had that you're now glad that you passed on? charlie i probably when i wasprb justly of school, would have given anything to work at the "new york times " and not that i ever hadthat that opportunity, but i probably wouldn't take it if i ever did. i'm glad that i never work. >> yes, it'd be embarrassing. so you are glad that you apply. for a job. >> you would have been rejected from>>u didn't? there's that. true? thank you. that whole fervor thing just missed him u p that day again.thing what's ajun opportunity you oncs had that you're now glad you.y >>ha first job offer here in new york city was to be an usher inspector for the new york public library. you and i was going to get a car, though. they're going to give me a car
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and i get to giv drive out to le staten island and queens. i thought that was really cool ,but i turned it down. whi it was probably a good thing. yeah. you'd be found in the trunk of thach .t car. who?. dagen? yeah. no, they would be in the trunk of her >> t. true. i would. ended up in prison. all answ >> yes.e what happened, cat? oh, i'm going to answer it like charlie.arlie di alway yeah. an opportunity that i really always wanted. but i'm glads i didn't get when i was little. i really, really, really wanted to be on nickelodeon, thanknickl god. >> oh, welodeon.l, you know, i'd that i was not bad. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. but you're still on tv with little people. well but, yeah. >> yeah, but this little people isn't trying to everybody. it's kind of cool nowme min you're doing ask me, man. yeah, you're going to love my . you mind? yeah. what'se. economy? is that real? i was asked to go on ao on bodyguard tour with. >> diddy and i passed. >>
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