objectivity. now cnn spokesperson claiming the advertisement did not meet commercial clearance guidelines and policies. all right. speaking of not meeting standards, as -- i'm supposed to have a message for fake jake capper. but after my team did a little investigating, this guy merely gets over 500,000 viewers a ornate whatever he is on. i would say if you want me to respond, fake jake you need at least a million, million and a half viewers before you got my attention. i trust -- jay, you're a liberal talkshow host pretending to be a journ journalist. that's why the name fake jake is perfect for you. choose your lane, jake. all the time we have left this evening. as always, thank you for being with us. please save your neighbor, let not your heart be troubled, let god but a small interface. leafs let "gutfeld!" put a smile on your face. [ ♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪ ] [ ♪♪ ] >> yeah,, baby! all right! [cheering and applause] okay! yes! yes! happy! happy monday, everybody. good to see all of you. good to see all of you, except for you. so at a campaign stop in pittsburgh, joe biden told supporters to send me to congress. i know. it's clarified that he actually meant to say -- [laughter] also in pittsburgh to the police department is reducing the number of cops on duty from 3:00 am to 7:00 pm and calls not considered in progress emergencies will not be assigned to a telephone reporting -- recording unit. police agents will also be placing the sign on their precinct doors. [laughter]

as spring break begins in florida there are already gearing up for the wet t-shirt contests. here's a photo of one of the top content test -- contestants. [ ♪♪ ] alt-left. [laughter] >> jack matier just -- no reason for that can really. at the altar last night, white people one in most major categories including best actor, best actress, best film and best director. will at least the horse [laughter] [applause] >> greg: thank you, i'll take it. it feels so good. in unusual the in memoriam segment speech is not another people shot and killed by alec baldwin. i know. i know. me too. hashtag. kate middleton has apologized for releasing a doctor family photo prompting meghan markle to also apologize for a photoshopped photo that showed prince harry with balls. [laughter]

but indicates defense we photoshopped, every day so she can do this show. is what she looks like without hair and makeup. [laughter] know where he got the legs are still great. [laughter] [laughter] it is mean. welcome to the show! [laughter] what did you expect? madonna scolded someone at her la show last week for not standing up before realizing the fan was in a wheelchair. sorry, and her wheelchair. [laughter] president joe biden has that he will sign a bill banning tiktok when asked why he said because time is my enemy. [laughter] he hates clocks. both pilots of an indonesian airliner with 159 people on board fell asleep for 30

minutes. so from now on their products will have to fly sitting next to a baby. [laughter] i thought that was clever. but you disagree. over in france, president emmanuel macron is coming under fire for pushing assisted suicide from his wife. [laughter] she's really old. finally new york city is preparing for the annual st. patrick's day parade this weekend. even as i speak them already started dying the theses on the city streets agreeing. [laughter] green. [applause] 's all right under all our noses and we just had another major robbery back and once again count the number, stole the english language. i called the police by the nypd is down to six cops these days, and three of them

are assigned to guard jesse's hairpiece. [laughter] but everywhere you look at the pronouns, roast pork progressives are committing a smash and grab other words we use every day, wearing a red hat make you deplorable but talking your wine makes you woman of the year. but give them their due to his language is the basis of everything we think and feel, if you control the language, you probably control everything else. you control for instance a certain octogenarian who can't even control his own bowels. [laughter] >> your mean. >> greg: i mean. we've got to -- a commander-in-chief so i make -- afraid of the younger -- language of yet he won't call the accused killer of laken riley illegal, -- at least 300 dementia excuse. but what about the rest of these ass hats? has had over two msnbc were biting gave an interview with

anchor jonathan kay parker elect mescaline version of claudine gay. [laughter] here is the exchange. >> i noticed the look of surprise on your face when you walked in to the chamber and you saw congressman marjorie colored green doubtless places, you feign shock at seeing her. venturing response to her heckling of you, use the word "illegal, "when talking about the man who literally killed -- >> and automated person. in action and have used illegal, it's undocumented. >> greg: so -- ceases to the point where a real leader would say something like, hey, ass hole -- may be stop there. hey, ass hole, a woman was murdered and your policing me over how to describe him? why didn't you -- what educates my 82-year-old turncoat are you emasculating which. [applause] >> greg: yeah.

yeah. but joe can't say that many words without having to call hunter's dealer again, so instead, biden groveled. >> president biden: i'm not going to treat any of these people with this respect. look, they built the country. the reason our economy is growing. we have to control the border and we're -- more orderly and slow but i don't -- >> so you regret using the word? >> president biden: yeah. >> greg: what is he talking about? illegal immigrants built this country? is he talking about slavery? no wonder he hung out with robert byrd. [laughter] >> greg: maybe human immigration? but this is illegal immigration. it's not about that hard-working shopkeeper from sicily who came through on ellis island waited in line and did what the law ask. were talking about and heinous/who murdered a girl and yet the dems just cream "but we are nation of immigrants! " but the southern and border --

remember when you could refer to them as illegal aliens? noncitizens within the border illegally, is literally what those words mean. then they became migrants. then undocumented. and the latest label the left is fleeting -- floating, newcomers, like the people being greeted by irreverent as they walk into mass five minutes late. what's next? is he going to call pedophiles "young at heart?" [laughter] the oldest tactic in the world, divide and conquer by controlling the language. and many control the means of production otherwise known as the media it's no wonder that even an american president will buckle faster than lizzo's beach chair. [laughter] terrible. but there's a problem with this hide the truth using language tactic. is called reality. eventually no matter how much the left shouts at you, them for sure start to form. and like old people at a new beach, the cracks are getting wider. [laughter]

in the country just isn't buying it. and so now, they're on their back feet. the media will say the right's politicizing laken's does. know our ob -- objectively off -- there's nothing political about it. a crime was committed with even biden claims should have been prevented. >> you got using the word "illegal to describe immigrants last night, sir? >> president biden: well, i don't -- technically kokkinakis -- he's not supposed to be here. >> greg: technically. seems like the riley family has one hell of a lawsuit ready and waiting. and so the others of family victims who should do the same. and that is not political and make it only becomes political when you shift into language like newcomer. language creates a false moral high ground. and sk pat from confronting an object of evil. but they can't seem to agree with those they already call evil, meaning you and me. it's funny how they don't object to call you calling a

nazi but how they call an illegal who murdered someone in illegal? but the goal here is to avoid the necessary corrective measures which do therefore might make them look like a republican or perhaps an adult. but we've learned this. if you can call it criminal or criminal, then you can't treat them like a criminal. and it's everywhere. call looting, restorative justice, call presents it car several states, call it criminal a person impacted by the justice system. call racism the ei -- d.e.i. about going called atr she call even though today that unlike an upgrade as port-au-prince looks more and more like a porta potty. [laughter] joe biden this shows the cause of illegal aliens over his core mission of keeping americans safe. but like rashida believes mustache. [laughter] you're not supposed to know this. clearly he didn't use the riley family's side. all over all i know, is pregnant -- identified a

phone number for a lincoln riley in georgia. hey,, joe, it's laken as and go find a leg and jump and i it. [applause] >> announcer: let's welcome tonight guess. >> greg: his bedside manner almost -- to patient officer for the wellness company doctor drew pinsky. [cheering and applause] >> greg: she's insightful, delightful but liberals final fight for, senator chief of the federal molly hemingway. >> greg: omega lacko make you cry and then put his hands back on. median joe norton. [cheering and applause] >> greg: and she is thin as a rail and colder than jail, new york times best selling author and fox news conservator, katherine timpf. welcome back to the show doctor. >> 's right to be here. you're looking well. >> greg: i feel well. and have you to thank for it.

>> who we don't talk about that. >> greg: i know about the pills are really working. why is it that the narrative is always more important then the actual crime? >> you know, it has gotten -- i apologize because i'm so upset by the story, you are spot on with all this although i never heard the word "turned -- turned carter," before up to say. >> greg: can we agree as the minna rhee of describing anus? >> got it. but i'm telling you what, i am disgusted not by toward cutting, i'm disgusted by this story. i really am distracted. 's like lobotomy. a young woman is dead, murdered, and you don't give [ bleep ]? you better talk about language? that's it, i'm done. have been backpedaling for a long time and in a weird way this particular story just got me. and even the president's was on board with it until he was attacked by his own people. you're right, at leadership to stand up to them and go "i'm sorry, a woman is that

got a beautiful life is expunged and this guy got h her, all him anything you want to hear them earlier period, and the story." [applause] >> greg: molly you disagree? [laughter] it is -- it's going to be -- know it's a political football. it wasn't a political football until they introduce language? >> el -- i'm also emma group -- opposed to murdering -- what actually bothered me was the media people here. jonathan kay park in a news show this other clip in front of the pain of the woman saying, you know, he regret saying this? how about the red doing everything in your power to tear down all of the border policies that were there under the previous administration? you know, an actual tough question and the idea that they are going to -- the media are as much of a problem here as joe biden. >> greg: jimmy?

>> greg: >> it seemed like that it's the media who is prodding and pushing this narrative and prodding the precedence with this question, why do they do that? what can they gain from that? >> i am glad they do, greg. i think it's important. i was very worried when i heard about this murder that this young man would be spoken about inappropriately. [laughter] excellent job by the media, really sticking with what's important. and i think that -- biden answers questions about god while his eating ice cream cone. i mean, he's like a giant infant. so when somebody called him you'd like -- [laughter] he just panics and drools you doesn't know what to say. but yet it is kind of gross. but to me, it's like the achilles' heel. because most democratic are not like that. most democrats -- allow these extremist jackasses to highlight their entire -- hijack the entire narrative. most democratic would agree with this, that's disgusting to obsess over what -- what he's called, an illegal guy.

>> you know what's ironic, toward all who first talked about newspeak who is this controlling what she was utterly talk about colonizers whether due to the people that were colonized. so this is literally the people that take great exception with anyone there was a colonizer using the technique of colonizers. really? is that we guys want to be associated with the? >> greg: view agree with dr drew with appointment -- that went over my head? [laughter] >> lc this, gregg. [laughter] i understood the point. and probably say i'm pro colonizer. [laughter] >> greg: what up, my colonizer. >> and was feeling young at heart but you spoiled that. [laughter] >> greg: kat, kat, kat, what is your point on -- take on this? the story continues as long as the media asks about it. he trying to figure out who they -- do they actually agree with the question?

why are they doing this? >> i don't know why they're doing this but it certainly a good way for nothing to ever get sorrow. because i think most people agree -- the fact that he actually said, you know, and agree to disrespect any of these people, i think it's so wrong to even group in all immigrants, like, b. have anything in common -- that's what you're not supposed to do and what drives me crazy to say it, no kondas in our presentation of all these people are coming here, right? but you cannot do that missing or not going to disrespect any of them -- everyone is fine as suspecting the murderer i think mike i think that i think everybody -- you know, he brutally killed somebody and i think that, you know, you can call him whenever you want. i don't know who coached him before that. because he doesn't get these opinions by himself anymore. so i want to know who coached him before that and why and what did he expect to happen? like the family of the murderer to come forward and be like you, you know, he really is a good kid, you know?

i don't know what he expected or something like that. it's so stupid. so stupid. >> greg: is when he said any, just don't say this about anyone. >> talk about moving things together because there is a big difference between illegal immigrants and illegal immigrant. >> -- came here through canada had to find these people do so -- sponsor them to get here, i'm only second-generation american and it took a lot of work and a lot of money and a lot of time and a lot of effort and you had to come here with things to offer and you may be got an and you were fleeing famine and destruction and they may be let you and. so come on. there's a big difference between legal and immigrant. >> and a big difference between murderers and the rest of us. [applause] >> greg: thank you. it was a bold statement like my. >> it was a bold statement i know. [laughter] >> greg: >> greg: really going out on november. out next week about for puppies.

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[ ♪♪ ] [applause] >> greg: thank you, thank you. thank you. does the commissioner want to dump firefighters who love trump? the fdny is after -- at currently coming after firefighters who booed -- from promotions or money last week. roulette. >> i would like to our next speaker, attorney general letitia james. [applause] [boos] >> okay on, were in the house of god. i want to thank commissioner cavanaugh and chief hagens

for that recognition. >> greg: what a dumpster fire. where's jamaal bowman when you need him? [laughter] the new york post obtained an internal memo scolding the hecklers counseling firefighters they should "understand that the bureau of investigations and trials as gathering video and identifying members that brought discredit the department we want the members to come forward and they will come to hq to be educated on why they are -- their behavior is accep acceptable." so they're going after people who can stand letitia james? seriously, -- and how they bring discredit to the department? if you asked me those firefighters just promoted themselves to a higher level of awesome! [cheering and applause]

you know? but no need to worry, it's just the bureau of investigation and trials wanted to reeducate them, that sounds totally fair. i wouldn't worry. was leading the charge against the truck loving firemen? this woman, commissioner laura cavanaugh who by the way has never served as a firefighter and worked for builder raggio and barack obama 2012 reelection campaign. in other words, she leaned farther in to the left in a car driven by tyrus. but she's not going targeting trumpeters. you remember about the surveillance of voters bank records by the face was reportedly terms like maga and trump to target trump supporters. other there's an easier way to identify conservatives, don't -- just as the banks were actually pay back their student loans. to ensure if you're a republican watching -- watch your back because you have a target on it and if your democrat in your house is on fire, felt free to ask for only democrat firemen as you want your house burned down. molly kathy fdny says

investigation isn't about politics. then why the hell do they have -- the state ag come to us anything who is clearly a political figure? >> ella probably say a lot about and they're not hunting anyone down when there memo themselves that turn yourself and so we don't have to hunt you down. but the thing -- actually like hearing these boo -- i don't normally like people hearing in -- moving in a public setting i want people to speak without interruption but letitia james and actually a really bad person. she ran for office saying she was going to find a crime to go after her political opponent of trump countertrend and she found that he paid -- repeat alone with interest where everyone was happy and that is like really tyrannical stuff. booing is an interesting that should happen to letitia james, farr, farquhar what should be happening and this is a start. >> greg: yes. [applause] >> greg: when people who you there just seeing your name. >> yes, they are.

>> greg: hey, blue. [laughter] >> whether doing it in bed, so -- >> greg: did she handle this correctly and what do you make of this witchhunt, so to speak? >> i think -- i thought she handled it well. there is something that initial where she goes "get out of your system at low the reason she was there because i think one of the woman who was being promoted to chaplain the first black female chaplain requested her to be there because i think they're friends. sure thing that they were saying that she -- even though i don't like her either but she said she was there on a nonpolitical -- she was more there as a guest and as a person requested by the person being honored and they said, don't do it this time -- that was kind of the push of it. oliver bonk anything bothering me, when they were looking at people for political -- because now my back knows that i was for only fans. [laughter] >> greg: producers rumored to edit out all that stuff

jim said in favor of letitia james. [laughter] i'm joking. >> just let her know i said it. >> greg: kat what are your thoughts here? know their backing up there saying not hunting -- is not a political thing, what do you say? >> i just feel like being booed is any -- never any reason to get the fire in the -- department involved. [ coughing ] why isn't letitia james saying something? if i were her i would be embarrassed. if i was her would be embarrassed that apparently the fire department of new york that that i couldn't handle some people doing me so much that then they needed to get involved at this le level. and also to all the firefighters i'm sure you're smart enough to know this but don't turn yourself in. >> greg: no! don't. >> and don't ever turn yourself and. >> greg: don't snitch either. >> don't snitch on your friends. air. never do that. >> greg: that's the worst. >> i imagine that a lot of that booing what sort of people -- associated with firefighters and make you want to protect those people. >> greg: they should turn in their family members. >> that's what they're trying to get them to do, right?

before imagine if this was an extension in support of the -- blm, do you think this one of the stuff -- same response? >> of course, not but of -- last time you told me that scott adams radicalize you. one of the things that -- is hunting of conservatives and this is a manifestation -- is interesting on the fire department was one of the core blue democratic people, party and now they've gone completely the other way and i think there and push back in august. >> but it shouldn't also just be firefighters were defending rule of law in our country. everybody who cares about the country, who cares about due process, who cares about not trying to put your political opponents in prison or bankruptcies family, that should be all of us by the way that everyone should be booing the teacher james and again far more. >> greg: what are they going to do the firemen if they come forward, you know, are they going to take a d.e.i. report? are they going to teach them that fire should be more equitable?

>> relocation camps before exactly. >> it's crazy though she's not smart enough to go out and say look is not polite -- you when people over -- if -- just tell them, hey, i said what i said and that's an. if people showed a little bit of balls and public light and defended people a lot of times you'd be surprised if someone people and you will be like, hey, at least this person depends my rights and booze them. >> greg: exactly. [applause] all right. your upload in the hint that we should move on. up next, the newer procedures and other trump who's afraid of donald trump. , because there are places you'd like to be. farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract, or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection,

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was so high. >> little -- guy is a total monster and anybody -- i don't understand i guess they get behind that kind of logic and they want to be people with people have screw them because they're unhappy about some -- he is such a mean, nasty, hateful person. i never him as an actor because i can't see any good in him. nothing. nothing at all. nothing with t-mobile and him. if he wins the election, you will be on the show anymore, you come looking for me. [laughter] there will be things that happened that in of us can imagine. that's what happens in that kind of a dictatorship which is what he says. he's a sociopathic, psychopathic malignant narcissist. [applause] he is a dangerous person.

>> greg: trump. >> [ inaudible answer ] the six -- next week according to truth x robert de niro has a criminal case of trump arrangements sym symptom. such a stupid sounding guy got a low iq individual." [applause] so there you go. but, mr de niro that he didn't know weakness macquarie about training or anyone coming after you. if you want a safe place to hide just one of your movies. [laughter] jimmy. >> yes, greg. >> greg: you what i find interesting, you know how to see smoke say the presidency is the presidency -- present -- it seems like the evidence credits are getting older and older with every trump moment and it seems like they can't help themselves. i mean even the audience laughed when he said that they're coming up for me, because trump doesn't go off for anybody. he just would rather play

golf. >> ns be very honest, i am team trump until -- team de niro until trump puts me in a movie. [laughter] but he was very measured. he said what he said he doesn't like him. but also one mistake that de niro did make it supposedly ceiling people like -- eating other people who work for trump. he hates trump that's the way you're supposed to feel about politician you don't like it's okay to hate them. but she was so stupid she attacked people who voted for him as if -- they can just be voting on abortion or they can adjust reporting on crime or immigration or things that he believed in. so that was a mistake that he didn't make that supposedly smart person like her -- i think she really finished her career by doing that it was a terrible movie. >> greg: very perceptive david. that was very clever of you. >> thank you very much. >> greg: i like what he did there, kat. you see what he did? >> yeah, but i agree. i agree -- the problem is i think a lot of people cannot extrapolate that on their own because i think there are

people who vote for trump only because they hear people talk like that and they might not like him that much to begin with but the kind of, you know, these people think i'm such a bad person that i'm just going to work for this guy kind of leap reviewed all the people see those things. >> that's me. >> so there are a lot of people like that. so, i mean i think were going to have a lot -- i think it's going to get really ugly until the election and i'm not looking forward to -- dismissed all of us who are not politicians could work on not being mean to each other, because i mean, the people are in power over us, is it whatever you want, really, but i just -- the players against each other and that's how we get things like -- what we're document in the last blog where we give up our rights and nothing you know they are going -- turn people and going through their bank and phone and whatnot. one person agrees with me, thank you. [applause] >> greg: there was appeared in time where you didn't even know other people's politics. like, when you were younger, you just never came up. i do think social media has gotten us all point where it's in our system all the

time. dr drew kask diagnosed they'll -- all trump. >> three diagnoses before i would normally would ask you to diagnose anybody but since he opened the door, what is robert de niro -- what is robert de niro have? >> or not they do they know someone who i've not met like this, though -- >> greg: you diagnosed me over the phone. >> those over the phone, though. we had several different phone calls. >> greg: and was over a rash which was amazing. [laughter] >> but he did do one thing that was symptom of -- symptom logically delusional which is this paranoia that the payback trump is going to come around people -- that is a delusion. we've already had a presidency where he did not do that. i mean in what world would be possible for him to -- anything like that, doesn't even make sense, that's delusional. that was fascinating though is that how people do react to him like what you were sitting on the people -- they have these extraordinary reactions to donald trump that i frankly it's mysterious to me mark.

>> greg: all i can figure is some kind of protection -- protection -- just got to be something in them that there was wanting to in trump rings out. >> greg: remember i was talking to a buddy of mine who said he just hated trump and i said why you mack he said he reminds me of an old boss. and it's like something that just gets your account and remind you of something that molly, and then they're off to the races. you must have friends like that, i have friends who are -- they're never going to get out of that land. >> i am of the age where my friends and i don't talk about politics that much and is very nice. >> greg: you mean they're all dead? [laughter] >> but i have to say i'm truly, like, stunned to hear people thinking that robert de niro sounded measured there? that sounded -- i think is just good to understand how people who don't share his politics heard that mi that sounded completely unhinged. >> he puts you in a movie you'll be -- [laughter] >> completely unhinged and so full of hate and also you have -- you're pointing out

dr drew this idea that donald trump we've already experienced the presidency with and did not do any revenge against political enemies versus the current president who is trying to put his political opponents in jail. and succeeding in many cases. so we've got someone who is going after journalists who is violating people's first amendment rights, who is literally trying to imprison his political opponent like we are installing -- stalinist russia and interim top -- out this way it seems like completely divorced from reality and also just very, very hateful have matters man in question, who is a public anomaly, but also to the people who work for him. [applause] >> just -- what i meant by measured wasn't -- he wasn't yelling and screaming, he seemed unhinged, unhinged implies your finca network of that unhinged. him saying they're giving an opinion which many find disagreeable is not unhinged and it's the same opinion on the opposite side that people give about biden which is

fine too. a look at the we've all talked about biden like he's about how he thinks he stupid, history now, that the language people use msi feeling again when discussing someone who you hate politically if you're not ramping -- renting and squeezing -- screaming, you're measured, that's what i meant. >> greg: all right. well... we won't be measured in this next segment at coming up, manasco's a fine who wasn't able to stand. than tylenol rapid release gels because advil targets pain at the source of inflammation. so for faster pain relief, advil the pain away. i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little because liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. that's great. i know, right?

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>> announcer: a story in five words. [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: five route story, madonna makes a boo-boo. roll it. >> what are you doing sitting down? okay. particular -- politically incorrect, sorry about that. i'm glad you're here. >> greg: kat is not so much that she called out a plan in

a wheelchair for not standing up, but that it bothered her that in an arena of thousands of people, what bothered her what somebody wasn't doing what she wanted. one person out of a sold-out show in that -- you know what it is? it's like being on twitter and everybody is saying nice things and then you focus on the one person. what you don't like me? that's exactly what she did. >> we all do that. [laughter] i'm sorry about the reactions i've seen to this clip are unhinged. are objection early unhinged. thousand people are like -- how did that whole arena not just get up and leave after she did that? shut up! okay? she made a mistake, she said she was story, what was she supposed to do, turn off the lights and stop the show? that would've been the kind thing to do human she made a mistake. we all have made mistakes can only difference between the

people were mack and madonna are the people format are not rich and famous enough for anyone to be filming them and carefully make a mistake to at least admit that you actually don't care about this person in a wheelchair by the weight has not weighed in at all and simply perfectly fine, it's just that you hate madonna. grew up. [applause] >> greg: do you think about the juvenile madonna just jealous because the person had a better parking space? >> could be. no one has accused her of not being artistic but maybe she would do -- where somebody is not applauding and smiling, are you mad at me? [laughter] >> greg: that's the underlying thing, right, if the keeping security -- >> would do that -- we get a negative, we are geared to see the leopard injury or something threatening us and that's how we are here but madonna probably had that along been on steroids but, she was in a coma three months ago she was in the icu, she's 65 years old, give her a break. she's madonna not going to be different and i agree with --

you unhinged part was people reaction -- racking horse before you know, motty, to be fair madonna probably could not see behind her, initially invaded chief. >> she has had a fare amount of -- >> greg: while a lot of madonna fans here tonight. >> from an overdone but you remember when joe biden did this in 2008? he did the exact same situation about a politician's carolina governments one of my favorite accidentally funny joe biden clips. but also just want to speak out in defense of people sitting during concerts. i go to allow concerts and sometimes, you know, sometimes it's one just down. >> greg: piece of advice, come in a wheelchair. [laughter] hear me out. have you ever noticed a lot more people are using wheelchairs to get on flights? >> no. >> greg: and then they just get up and they're all like you! and then put it away. is perfect, so the wheelchair away. i watch those people and i'm like i'm on to you. [laughter] >> not only do i watch them but it took them for it.

[laughter] >> greg: i test them. exactly. just like the riches, i'm three for four. >> there was not one unfortunate -- but the other three are -- apologize at the back of the line. [laughter] it is human nature to notice the person -- at a stand up i mean there's always going to be someone in the front was not laughing in another matter what the rule -- room is doing a focus on that one person because deep down i know they are right. [laughter] i know that you're right. these are the -- i stuck and you got it right. isn't that -- >> greg: is an amazing? ' penetrating analysis. up next, is building robots risky? now that they are getting frisky. [applause] ons that matter. known for lessons that matter. known for being a free spirit. no one wants to be known for cancer,

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>> greg: humanoid robot in saudi arabia appears to grope a female reporter doing technology event. [ laughter ] look at that. this was the first male a high-powered robot at an expo and it in a properly gestured to

a human journalist. should we be concerned? >> first piece of evidence that robot and ai are starting to think for themselves. there it is. i like her reaction to it too. it's like a local me too" moment for me. >> greg: if it's a saudi arabian country wouldn't have to chop off his hand? >> something like that. >> greg: a little applause therefore removing a limb. they claim that the robot behaved autonomously without human input, should we be concerned. we should love the robot. [ laughter ] and by the way, they won't cut his hand up the punisher. >> true! >> the best part is that if you look at the robot the eyes being straightahead. it's the look straight ahead and act like you do not know what you are doing. i want to own this robot. because clause. >> greg: get this.

the robot name is mohammed. should we be concerned? >> robots are just like us, think that is what we are learning here. but i was thinking that it's a good thing that we do not make joe biden robots because that it would be leaning over and sniffing young ladies. [ laughter ] >> greg: like the ducks and the barbershop. the red fluid. robotics from the build the robot says that it did not deviate from its expected behaviour and was merely trying to offer a welcoming hand. should we be concerned? [ laughter ] >> i do not know who designed the robot, whoever did his and asked guy. >> it is kind of scary. but -- this is a muslim country. if there's a female robot will

the female robot have to go out with a male robot in public? >> all right. how does that work? >> greg: up and thinking about it all day. >> not good for you. >> i think maybe he was just trying to touch her ass. [ laughter ]bout >> greg: on that note, will be right back. [ ♪♪ ] to a hand specialist. and i'm glad he did, because when i took the tabletop test, i couldn't lay my hand flat anymore. the first hand specialist i saw only offered surgery. so, i went to a second hand specialist who also offered nonsurgical options — which felt more right for me. so, what i'd say to other people with dupuytren's contracture is this: don't wait — find a hand specialist trained in nonsurgical options, today. i found mine at findahandspecialist.com.

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