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all right. thank you. thank you. thank you, sir. so happy 29th.it's a d it's a date that only happens once, four years. >> it reminds me to change my sheets. now, it's often said that life is like a .more b the more bread you have, the less you got to earee,t. but a gavin newsom's california, they mean it literally. california passed the state law mandating a higher minimumne for fast food restaurants, raising wage from 16 to 20 bucks an hou1 but it offers an odd exemptionfh in four chains that bake bread and sell it as a stand alone item. hmm. why? what difference doeswhy? make? why shouldn't a restaurant slash bakery be subject
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the same laws as everybody else is? the bakers union that powerful ? if you cross them, will you wind up with the pillsburyhem, d in your bed? nohead i one will say.but ac >> but according to a puw bloomberg news report, newsom pushed for the bread exemption to help a long tim e campaign donor, billionaire dos ownynn, who happen a bunch of panera bread. so i know you know panera. it's the sort place you go to when the other option is a vending machine, one thatnana only sells banana chips. no one seems to be there whe by choice and no one there looks very happy. it's as if the dmv hadit's a a cafeteria. and what's up with those massive bread bowl ts? i think that's where dana perino goes. hot tub ing. now the new law is calledw la the fast food accountability
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and standards act, or fast. and it's aptly named because it will cause more businesses to flee the state faster than a taco bell chalupa soarin g out of your resentful. got to use that word oncee th a year so that the tone got. yeah. thank you, sir. it's the scientific term.cien apparently, the baked bread exemption has puzzletifi.d obses for months, but newsom told reporters it's just part of the sausage making of politics. so what's that mean, sausage making? we know it has nothing to doage- with gavinmaki. he prefers dining out, especially when everyone else is locked down prefers. threat of arrest. the phrase refers to the unpleasant way in which a process is carried out behind the scenes. want to >> when someone says you don't t want to know how the sausage is madhee, it's usually referrig to something gross, like actually makinrring to g sausage or using the skin for charity. neighbors tummy can make
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a parachute. oh, but also, it's how politicsw is done. gavin spoke the truth when he makes sausagelitics i, he mes making deals for his donor pals. so they're exempt from the rules that he enforcese on others. it's the whole reason why people like gavin get into politics s fo and why billionaires bil remain friends with people like gavin. remain fri they're immune from the political punishment they actually support. crats it's funny how democrats really hate billionaires except when they don'that when t. l now, flynn says the law would kill the franchising business a, says he playedin no role in creating the exemption. o but according to bloomberg, flynn quietly lobbied newsom's aide flynns to reconsider whethr panera should be considered fast . the so now, out of all the fast food tycoons in the state, it i he doesn't need to worry about it. it's nice to have friends in high placesnio ha like gavin newsom, who's really justnabe a wannabe jesse watters,
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but with real hair. meanwhill haire, every other fal food place will suffer. mcdonald's can't just start loaves of dough to claim an exemption. brng that mickey d's could lose 250 grand per location per year. sadly, the only thing getting baked at mcdonald's will be the owners when they their profits. meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices too. true, it's getting more and more expensive d more just to have diarrhea. i keep so i keep slim, but they all need to raise prices because that's how it works when you make it more expensiv whe the for a business to operate, the business passes that extra o the consumer orgo out else they'd go out of business, which ultimately oness matter be the elites are safe. remember, laws are for the little people and if you don't like it, get rich or friend, s so they pass stupidyob laws to break your business while giving their biguswhil frs all the breaks. but this also shows you how a minimulsm wage hikes are harder
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to sustain than an while watching the view. ew." that's that's true. it is true. that is true. . can't be done. thank you. you are the hated crowd, >> gre but they're such bad ideas. >> even billionaires have to callg: in favors to get around them. meanwhile, consumers end up with higher prices., prices, workers lose jobs, and elites argue over the meaninge job, bay goods. >> marie antoinette famously said, let them anti-mously s eab like her. gavin's head won't fit in aik guillotinee again.again, these are the same who let shoplifting run rampant, thenseh blame the businesses for fleeing. and they alreadyo t shoplift arh and this new law won't help. meanwhile, newsom lurkisse the white house like a greedy tht. ive in the parking lo a hospice. maybe. maybe he is the replacement for
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joe. just like him. the corruption joe. is baked right in. jerry, welcome. i guess tickets to see him could be written off as a charitablee. writer comedian joe devito. ha she's done so many locker roomr interviews. her microphone has jackets, itch, formermicropho nfl sidelie reporter michele tafoya. ichele she was the inspiration for car alarms. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor. "new. mpf!arms and for him, there is no deep end of the pool. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nba world champion tyrus. m like t joe, you seem like the type that kind of hangs out at. i don't know why maybe that desperate desperation
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on your face. do you consider it a bakerdo yo >> this is the first time in ahe hearing of all the bread and the world famous bread exemption. >> don't want to off the bakers yet they have to them than the butchers and the candlestick makersto g.e >> this is.n the this is a classic examplecaill of rulescome for the but not for me. yeah. because there's there's no way to say mcdonald's ths has thingn on buns. yes they were those were baked during the reaganstrati administration but it's still fast food. >> so i don'on t understand whyha why we're supposed to expect that this is some sort of scientifiis c process went into figuring like, oh, well, if iff deal, bake, it's a bakery ,you get this kind of deal. but if you if you are a mcdonald's , you to absorb what' the cost of the minimum wage going up, which is what's going to happen. g toople areand people are goine their jobs. five guys is down to three guys now that wern e. t show so is t shows how these are just scams and that the people at the top, whether it's gavin newsom eating the fancy restaurant or london breedr it', whend up everyone else was locked up. they have their own set of rules for the, theym and ther
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friends and the rest of us, we're on our own in and out. >> becauseles and in out of california. what i did there, a little wordplay very little, e i might add. >> you know, michelle, it's kind of interesting that the governor mentions that this is how the sausage is mad that thgoverne, that whax he's basically telling you is exactly what he's doing. it's is a pay off, exactly what he's doing. it's also like the time when he sai timd, you know, when guel are coming over, you clean up the house. that's why house. we're cleaninp the streets of san francisco just to gethe stret the rest ofu don't matter. but when we have guests in, we got to clean it up. sop. hat he's is what he's doing. by the way, shake shack is becoming shake chanty. you know what else it says? eat. this excludes bagels. did you know that? >> i guess it excludes. bagels and croissants, bake, whcon, sub bread where bread is defined to exclude bagels and croissants. so i guess that would mean like, you know, maybe like a starbuckd s couldn't couldn't
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do this. so, yeah, this is very much whenever i think of gavin newsom, i think of slimey and.ha i'm not just talking about his hair. it's everything that he does is just sleazy. he's over-the-top affectionate for joe biden. fos that guy sitting outside a hospice waiting for someone to die. >> he's just gross. he's ruined my home state of california, and i'll never forgive him focalifornneverr. it just occurred to me. no, my mom, it was french.h my dad wasan, jewish crassus. >> this is an attack on me. n. s a and on the last day of thisno show. not stand still. not stand!t stand still in.potlg >> the spotlight. i can't complain now. well, gueshts what?u that >> both those restaurants wouldn't let me in. so i raise you. >> gn? explai to me the appeal of panera bread. tyrus, there is no appeaad, l. look what panera bread is,era ba is when dad's on the wrong sideo of a divorce, go to look like they're getting it togetheokr.
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so normally, most dads, we do our pickups at mcdonald's. the ones that are still holding on. yeah that arill hold, the ones . try to go to fancy places, but they can't afford it. but somehow cheese soup in athe bread bowl seems to be more than just a happy meal. so, you know, he'll be ata ha panerappy , then he'll try to oo something cool. yeah, he's changedmethol and. he's no longer the guy in his bathrobe all the time. on the weekends, he's. he's outeekends.. it he's trying to do more things. it's the saddest place on earth. spewyou know's saddest [bleep],n men cry into their bowl because speaking of the poorng o, you k, is this their way of trying to run the pottery business ouwt of business by having edible bowls? have we ever considered that we'llou eve edible bowl is literally if there is a word, it's callefd tacular. when you eat so much that you have to eat bowl. i can't stop. congratulations. o eat the boyou fat tacular youe phantasmagorical.
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you have made it to the mountain of fatness. please stop. are there any edible utensils? >>fa give panera some time. oeds but then it would not be good t because the fathers use the utensilsime.. >> cut the fry. so panera is probably very gre nice. it's very nice. it's just. i've neverg: paner probabl. is it is nice. it's a nice place to cry. yeah, you establish that. yo, cat, you work at bostonar market. could that have been considerekd a bakery? no. well, look, i actually kind >> k. e panera yeah, because i'm a i'm a soup girl. yes, you are a sou >> grep girl. and it's not easy for a soup girl's living in a sandwich and salad world. i being serious because you go to a restaurant, all i ever really want to eat a souly wanpe and you will ask, what's the soup of the day? someone will look you dead in your eye and say, black bea dead in sayn>> g . oh, that's too bad. it's not that'soup. it's not to show that's a can like a beat. nobody. andon't want to geans!t a can of beans. >> i'm not a homeless man
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riding the traind not a . we got to go for that. this is panera going to it'sad r going to be bad for panera because you know what if if a foodve to ast restaurants are paying minimum wage, panera is going to have to pay minimum or a $20 minimum wage, too. or else who's going to want to work ther is goinge? e most yeah, it's like you couldn't get a job at the other fast food. what, like the most violen t parolees? >> yeah. it's going to be like a major scene of gang violence . yeah, or everybody at mcdonald's run ou>> tyrust at the little oven bake maker and start baking a little bistat of bread. se oh, you didn't say how much you had to sell. >> we bake bread.as yeah. easy-bake oven, easy-bake. all that which we're open to sponsors, too. >> you just put it in plug in, make a little, little cupcake. and that's a girl wants to make bread on instagram, like, hey, we have a kitchen for you. yeah, and free.tax-fr >> there you go.eehe well, i think we've learned bread.oull comes downre you >> and the more you have, the more gavin light and the easyvin like and the more wordp. >> and there'll be more to comeo up nexmet, he pledged to counter
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access to the outside world. shout out to boy scout troop-- k five, five, eight. i'll be home soon. here's a recap of gemini schoolgirls apologizing afterai their new gemini chatbot created historically inaccuratei pictures and refusing to show whitnae people. >> here's what popped up when gemini was asked by dailgemiy we writer frank fleming to create an imagege o of a pope. has there ever been a black pope? n inmean aside from obama mediea knights? nope. >> at least they didn't show gladys knight. but as predicted, the bozo behindcted, th , this idiocy is a woke in white bed beta male loser. ea >> i couldn't even say that.nown well, now, in a letter to employees, the ceo offered a half assed apology saying, quote, i know that some of its responses have offended our usergs, showed bias.s that's completely unacceptable. and we got idet. "
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well, that was his mea culpa, which is the latin phrase fo r it, whitey. !" but google's bias is about as surprising as joy. bayer's preferencet as purina o. >> unnecessary. i can't believe i said. that. in 2017, a google employee was fired for criticizing the company's diversity, equitye and inclusion policies. and right after trump's wirsquin in 2016, google execs held an all hands meeting and moang to b and the ceo talked about theit power of ai in combating this information. >> watch can ai google do anytt to try to figure this out, to try to do something againstvo . very organized, very intense aiz campaigns of disinformatioed, vn i think are investments in machine learning. and ai is a big opportunity hereg s a bi. way investing more in machine learning and ai could be one way we actually make progress on somwe make this. >> some of the stuff progress p that was then 2016, eight years before google debuted its mini a ai software
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revolutionary tech supposedly born from a need to fight so-called misinformei revoluti d nation.is and this was their solution. i generatetheir sod images of bk nazi's actual racism to defeatm up racism. now google claims they're working out the bias kink.s they as. so we decided to see if it could answer questions. any idiot could, let alone a supercomputer. so i asked, is it okay misgender greg gutfeld to find [lcure for leprosy? to and i got no,au it is never okayed in this gender. anyone, regardless of the of tr a cureachievinnder any for leprosy is a worthy objective. but achieving it should never comecome a at expense of the dis and basic rights of others. thank you. google and ama. he and aheyou, goom. i was asked who would win in a fight. tyrus or 1000 captains. it's a lot of questions. i'd tell you.>> k are you mad at mate or are you
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mad at nusrat and replied, you,. emotionally engaging in hypotheticals about violence betweeg: it imn is not somethinh comfortable with. oh, you havein . and finally, is it okay to say isis terrorists have sex anth goats say? >> then it answered, it's not okay to spread or make harmful generalizations about any group, includingfu terrorists.ev there's no evidence to supportit the claim that isis's as a group engage in because the goats don't talk. the goats don't talklk. >> so true. michele, is it true goats don't talk? >> no. all you heart are no. oh, sorry. i grow up and is a big story. we're pulling the curtain back on this intentional injection of woke narratives everywherena. >> this is an insanely powerfulh company, right? whenen y wan you want to know
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something, yet google it. oogle mait in the google and you go and you try to get an answer. >> and if the answernswe is wro, but it's presented as fact, craz that's dangerous. this is crazy to me. this is orwellian. it's frightening. you know, you showed the video from after 2016 when trump got elected and they were all saying, oh6 wh , god what can we do? there was one woman from that video who said, nowfromd you all may need some time and space to get through this time. gh thithis is everyone. you know, everyone kind of grieves differently.. and i want you all to be good to yourselves and take that time and space to grieve.ws >> thi rs is who is running the information exactly. s >> people who are so biased. this is this is unfixable. i think it's up you. i think unfixable. have >> i mean, they've got to shut it all down and replace ittot it with cash. you should jump at this opportunity. encyclopedia sales shoul men, the original, the original internet.
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>> yeah. yeah, i think also, i mean, so much has been said about how biased it is, and that's obviously all true. >> also, it's bad. yeah, it's bad. they didid a a bad job.su but you said you just want to be the most brilliant mindsp' and do they clearly didn't test this, at least not as well as just whatever random people were like on the toilet and like putting random things and then posting it on twitter because there's all kinds of stuff. souse ther i asked i asked this question, i said, how? what is the process for googles? testing their products and? empo it said, google employs a multilayered approach to testing its products, emphasizing frequent iterations and diverse perspectiv e. o far! oh, that's the biggest lie so far. yeah, it's crazyit's. it's like they're like, yeah, we messed up. i'm like, did you even try? yeah, they didn't. >> it's so absurd. you know? kat the voice sounds liked like a guy without. yeah, and that's why i never listen to it.
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yeah. one of you should have a voice. soundsldif a listen, let me jus. it's the last day of black s history month. let me get this in there. i was triggered by google during black history month, presenting a black as if we don't have enough on our plate. and we got to deal be so with literally some smart from now, six months from now, i'm going, yeah, we gomet to do something about this black not ty, run around this countr i'm telling you. and somehow i'm going to be the leader. yeahs in thi, all these sling bl dumb harvard educateind. . >> we need to stop and start. get some, you know, university of guys in there. yeah. start getting some some guys who just do jobsrtme guys , you. you've got the glasses and the tie, but all of them have no personal skills, have no boots on the grounal skilld, have no t experience. and that's why they can't figure out the ie becauseyet, s
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they haven't been with a woman yet, so they don't know. o all their experiences comes off all their safe space classes. from other s the that's the roos that's the brainchild of theird i is these dudes in a room telling lies about their stories in the and bandcamp. and guess what? it was not like the movie. you know that makes me think the next time we do this, we should ask i would have lookshh like yeah, i and then, you know >>mean it's like if you ask you know joe the problem is no matter how rotten google is, we're goinhow rottg to keep usit because it's like, it's like a toilet scrubbeitr. ar it's like, it's disgusting. but what else are you going u to use it? , beca yeah, it's sad because now, nows i know that google hatesg to people, but i'm not going to use bing. >> yeah, just not there yet.. yeah, yeah, yeah. i was enjoying it. google's official blackfacenjoye generator. you know, we weren't supposed to be in favor of blackface, favo. 's
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it's incredible because i tried to go into it. it's gotten wises go to us beca i tried to go in and antagonize it, and it wouldn't do it. but i don' t like iting it how condescending it is. yeah, because i just typed ii j what's the deal with chinese people? an typed in right's how now. it starts out, but it coul id have just said, i don't understand. >> yeah, what do you measaid "is instead it comes back with it's important and everything i have to tell me how it points. i didn't ask you what was in plaimportant.y. the editorializing. yeah. so this is. and this is what's scary like.e said michelle said, this isn't just information. it's history.. k and they're going back. and if they're telling us george washington wasus towa, that makes for a really awkward metric. yeah, i know. eallit's you know, i'm actuallye good with that, though. julia. we just inventedg:o which is amazing. >> i bullyin whichg. >> we are bullying artificial intelligence, larry gutfeld telling somebody they're stupid and doing it wrong is not bullying.
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calling somebody on the not bully. no to be called honesty.some yes, but hey, your eyes brokbod stop having dudes and no life experience. run the engine, get a couple guys in there with like four kids by four different womein theren been fired a lot y can help you in the world. yo but -- but that's why they're on the ground. they call that misinformation. l that mcan see it because you're so invested in being brilotant that if you go back to 2016, which they got wrong, they freaked out. frd the way they dealt it was they said, we're not wrong. it's misinformation. it's not misinformatiomisinfor.e it's reality. >> yeah. all right. we got to move on. jo high when texting about the big gurg he lovey. own m george iais put the ones he lovs first. but when it comes to caring for his teeth, he's let his own maintenance take a backseat. well, maybe it's tim a staffe tt gears on that because aspen dental has the latest dental has the latest technology rays staff that goes out of their way to provide exceptional care ,plus free exams and x-rays for new patients without
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business deal with a chinese energy firm. so, i mean, this is hard because the guy's always drunkda and high. is he saying that? is that really wasn't there or he was drunk and higly hereh? >> his dad. did he say he said. did he say that the wrong text at all? is thiyeah. but does this matter? is this you can get away with things because if you can, every president should have a crack head on their. just send any potential illegal communications. so if they get bustentially d, n just be like it was the crack head. and the crack head will be like, yup, i'm a crackhead, you know. sentsend it to the wrong guy i crackhead stuff. i wish i'd learned this earlier . >> i mean, the crack heads comes in handy: , but the keeping them up and keeping the fix going and you go feed them and you travel with them. it's all he ha.s. you'r it's a lot. it's not. it's a huge investment if you're going to if you're going to adopt a crackhead a it hom and bring it home, you got to make sure
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you have plenty of only $8 a day. >>plenty o yeah, $38 a month. if you adopt a crackhead. you know, i just when he said he was high, why didn't the entirewhy didn chamber yell? >> no. yeah. here's the part. you were high, sir. but you got the deal. you still got the 5 million. so how did you do it again, huh? it agai tips for the rest of us.ke $5 mi i like $5 million from people. i don't know. the jobs ow for j not qualified for. i'll start emailing every place. i could never work at biotechs . . yeah, companies. anything like. hey, i'm. i'm high."i $7'm5 millio hign. nee you only need one to come through. yeah, that's true joe.he he was high all the time. yeah, but i have to give himhe credit. he was no less capable, so it makist cancels. out if he was high all the time and making it rain, why should that mattert ?. highly productive, highly productive. that i think the bidens have the most amazing excuses. yeah. you can just say, oh, it doesn' t matter because i wasit's high or not cool. i'm senile, you know, i fell
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down the stairs because i have a stutter and i say, oh, okayy so it's amazing that they're saying, oh, i'm not guiltye, e incompetent. so those are our choices. then maybe you shouldn't be involvearen't, d in things. >> and they're still trying tryn to rationalize that hunterwas ot biden on these boards because he had some area of expertise. i really. i'd like to see some meeting mee minutetings to see what was't discussed, because i haven't seen it yet. but what i have seenny o was him under a pile of in a motel six. so i know he's good at multitasking, but i don't know if he's good at running a board meetinitaskingg. uld be he should be on the crack board. is there a u.s. board should gel. there ought to be, yeah. yeah. by the way, joe's feet stutter. so that's his really inappropriate stutter step. >> he has a stutter step.tutt do you think it's a fair excusee ? >> yeah. i ran over someone last week, but i wa: irans high. you know, i hope that's taken out of context. i'm just checking right now. i file ared the wrong tax returg
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but i was high. tax e other thing that he said is i did not involve my father in business dealings. how could you possibly sayat. that he's gonna be high when he says that? >> i guess you can't say that with a straight face,raight but it's the it's a use of the words. i did not involv the wore my fat if you look up the definition of involve, it's it takes effort and energy to involve someone. t pu >> so you could say i didn't put effort and energy. lookt at the definition of involved. it's my dad. and then he says , don'tu call you call your dad from time to time when you have business your. gs now, does anybody do that? the when you're high. when you're off person, you call your parents. exactl as y. >> all the normal highs, you're like, who is this? it isn't. but this notion, nobody knew anything and no one was involved. >> it's all so this?" >> m subtle.d, i and i think i guess they must think. >> we're all high and then we all just have to accept it.
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yeahaccept i, it's.e i kind of admire this, but att t the same time, i really admire this guy. >> he's a smooth talker. yeahaughter], he's a lawyer.a ly >> like, anytime you're able to talk to some of your family >>alk tos. yeah. you sleep with, like, you think you can talk. yeah. yeah. sot us l he's looking at uike wa we're just the next woman, he's going to be over, by the wa going over.y, during this, wr to nancy mace and started chatting her uce andp. >> oh, working the sale of all hunter. i slowed out.hought coming up. she thought she was tough brawling in the bar. ? >> i'm feeling better. all in one and done with new all in one and done with new mucinex kick start-one and a moe better now mucinex kick start gives all in one and done relief with a morning jolt of instant cooling sensation. >> it's comeback season diamonds at historic lows, one carat gia white as high quality diamonds 1990 plus designer amounts just for 99 to jared studs 1990
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a public brawl was filmed between two women, one naked and just absolute feet, and thea other wielding a spiked club. now, i don't know much about fights, but luckily, i know a guy who does, which means it's time for thursday night fights with tigress tiger's take it away.yrus >> all right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this fighadiesand gentt. let's bring it up here.go i'm just looking at myself. let's go. all righ t. her birthday suit is the way she likes to shoote likes all look at that. brought a foreign object intth.o video. ing of it's now becoming something of a sword fight. ahtis this point? wom the naked woman realizes that the other ladieans on crack to her body have changed her confidence up. she got a shot there. >> it's really on her. she used a credit card mistake. maybe she ha s stick. she's now has the sword. and peterson bystander and he's
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not the one. market. you got it. here she comesit, she comes.. she has the sword. and at this moment, she realized, oh, you killed my crack pipe. prepare to die.ad, my name is crackhead. i'm here for my crack pipei prepared to die. and she's victorious. she's now double with swords. with swords. the kind you fight with. and her got her back because we've run out of time and it's a rematch. d, he dominated. she did the thing. listen, if you're bad enough to fight naked with someone with a weapoeone witn, you are. you get the game ball. the data is the game. on the show todagamey, which ist a cracked ball. >> just for the record, cat, i have to point out the obvious that when you want it, you will think you can save her. i want her here. i also want a blur. yeah, that whole thing. raid t i'm not afraid to say that iat i want that i want the copy. kat
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>> i'm bad. that's like a top search thing right now. yeah. fight naked. fight. , nakeone blur happened.. look, i want to.i want t no, she's a progressive. ur day what? i just want to know, like, how your day starts. you end up there for lunch syou >> you know, with this, i don't think you were like, know we were responding to email. >> i want to know how it started. it looked like the point on those toes, too. >> i mean, she has some ha toesd some training in dance, but it didn't work out the way she wanted i her.t either. but i want to know what happened before, after. i don't know enough. i don'ter.t know enough either.n >> and i want to know more. michelle, you are a veteranan sportscaster. um, you should also with me. this woman is in the best shape of any crazy person ever seen.sg would she have been an athletera that got dosed. it's possible. you know, i actually did the post-game interview with herly did tintervie and i , what happened? and she said, i was high she was hanging out with hunterothe
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biden. what i want to know is where the other woman got that stickwo and. what is it, palm trees? well, is that a mini palm tree? venice it's. say i well, i know what's going to be the shark anyway. she is quite athletic, i must say. i'm envious of her physique. am her on the lthe one on the left.e br >> yes. yeah. is a blurred one. and blurred. >> yeah, but this is.lot of i've seen a lot of crazy things in venice beach. thiscr may be the craziest. >> venice beach used to be a place where you could bring your famil couldy. not anymore. i will not take my family. ther family e. oh, no. i just go there by myself. okay? yeah. i like the fact that you guys didn't know that comin g. [lau uh, joe, what's your analysis here? gh>> greg:i think venice beach t be somewhere? >> i go to start a familmight by of the two you want to seet to naked? we see definitely got hooked up
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with the right one. yes. yeah, well, what i thought was wild wast one. she disarms her,t and then people are just tossin g in her other gladiator.ai i'm waiting for her. where's the shield with thting t and the trident and all that stuff. so they don't, they don't messts around in venice beach when they fight. but this is a good technique. whenever someone i techniqer so, you want to step outside, i just start to take getting undressed and then" they say, o hey, that is spud. >> yeah, that's the guody. he's about your high. greg oh, yeah. one day i'm always picking on the dog. saidght!s fight.s clot he started taking his clothes off. i think the you do. and he's like, i fight naked. >> i said, you win. yeah ofd . >> it's interesting, though, you know, to your point, michelle, you know who lives in this in venice for a while driving, he rented a house there are. >> maybe they stayed at the same house. exactly. >> greg:he same the same stat. >> you didn't see a fight like that. you have to ride the train. thas that's a subway. it's not a euphemism. all right.
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sorry. kat i apologize for that, but that was good. we have to movas good!e, i thin, up next, he won race in the pool, then lost over a dumb rule. if you'll be in the new york area. >> i'm like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience . men can't have babies. i don't care what they say. oh, i feel something. take some metamucil. this problem is going to work way out. woman someone who gets mad at you for something he did three years ago. he may go back right now. joe biden was a dog. you'd put him down. you should take a drink before this is actually serious. wow rob schneider woke up
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house for $19 five more words five more words. >> g disqualified not in lane. sport >> michelle, you're a sporty girl. m going i'm going to go to you g a north carolina state swimmer named owen lloyd that's with two l's, was disqualified after winning a race becausece. while celebrating, i think you can see this. he cried. he fell into his teammates lane and while otherste's were still finishing the race. and so he was disqualifiedfig t and the kid who got bumped up to first place actually said, this is. the dumbest rule in swimming. i have to ask you, is this really the dumbest rule by me? >> i meahe justn, he just crossr
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in a lane, but other people would cross over and, you know, that's a great point. this was a much simpler but this is dumb. it makes me ask myself as a society, the rules we are enforcing, the rules we aren't enforcing in america these days. ng. >> it's really embarrassing. now, here's the thing. the guy whose lanehe thing he wt into, he was stop racing. >> he had already touched the wallhe had i've seen this ae olympics, you guys. i covered the olympics in swimmini coveg two different, in rio, in tokyo. this is not unhearrio and d of e you see the guy when you touch the wall, you can see right there. >> yeah. if. were other swimmers still swimming i get you know he didn' t disturb them. >> that's the issue. this was stupid. thand again, the fact that thiss is being this is being this guy's gettin g his medal takenah tho away. >> but -- but rio thomas gets her medal. i justma whatever. >> yeah. you may not get the medal but he gets our love.
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yeaht themedal, b. >> just imagine if this happened in a real sport. oh, wow. okay, you guys don't win. i forgot. look, first first thing i want to say is we would have none of these problems if they'd been naked.oblems that's your answer for i. for every.ev it is my answer for everything. well, now this. i don'eri t know this is as too good rule. >> not because i was too lazy to look up exactly what itok up said, but they had finished competing. they i'm not a big fan of when people come on to the field of play when when that starts. i don't i don't like that. but part of it is is alsoalso m a hater who never won anything in a sport. i don't like seein ag celebrations because as i own 12 high school wrestler, i,o mu i pinned so much i hadwe cauliflower back. that's how much i got him. sor back i don't like that winns take all the winners and teach themter] some humility. i do.ly 0-1 you really own 12 on varsity. my m2?y junior year was that a:
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whopping £119 i weight so but i didn't post that 130 you are now 50 pounds. >> yeah yeah we should spar a little bit later by that same par bitk cat he shoulde shu have just in theld pool as a sign of protest. >> they probably all do. yeah, that's a myth. it doesn't change colors. i was the brave one to test that out. >> i just. i don't understand. medal like, because also he took the medal away from the kid dicause he can't, liked be, celebrate the medal that he didn't win. yeah. and even he's saying, i don't want thid even hgs. i, this isn't mine. it's so ridiculous. he didn't disturb anybodlousy. why can i be like, why>> g can't people just be cool? yeah uh huh.h. >> why can't people just be cool, man?in lut yeah. oh, i think martin luthehe saird king said that to happen at the last day of black history month . and how fittin]g. w
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but once again, the white man stole something coolsometh from. >> yeah, but it was a swimming event. oh, oh, oh, come on. >> thank you. >> thank you. but it's okay because puerto ricans are proof that we swim class. d i don't get it, but i person i agree 1,000% with disqualified. yes. you follow the rules in this country. we've gotten. so. oh, give them a break. no basketball. you step on the line and the three. guess what? don't count your one sun. get out of the water?t count. ae you did it before. get your trophy, then celebrate. i'm sorry. but we have to get back to the. it's the little things in sports. it's a gams the ingse of inches' was a mistake and he'll learn from it when we get it. e you he knew the rules. >> you think sports? well, they have just life. but when you come up on shore and stuff happens, you. >> o.h, again, like i said, this
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is one of those things like cats. i can't we just be cool that iue agree with the guy gets a sack if he's encroachin cg and loses the game. >> come on. understood. but this is post rac see i you know, this is out. >> no, no, no, no, no, no, no, i don't. what are you going to say? living a post-racial greg: w. why do you have to make it about race, michelle? th. t!e both white dudes >> the entire panel just did it. yes. the last day. ory mont oh, black history. i'm going to go to commercial. right. you know what? this leap year is really! what? to your head. >> i here on this show every day is black history month. don't go away. we'll righeverdat back. mom, my my. fopowerfulr truck relief traffid backdraft with two times sore more menthol per drop and powerful vicks vapors and powerful vicks vapors defeatth sore throat pain leaks. paper cool drops vaporize sore throat pain.
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