this year's white house holiday decorations announces theme as we the people. public rooms bring people together holidays throughout the year. some 50,000 visitors expected to pass through the white house for the holidays. the decorations include 83,000 lights twinkling wees lights and displays. that does it for us. >> welcome into the home tonight fair balanced and unafraid. here is jesse. are are you already decorated? >> close and i'm a little jealous of your tan. >> bret: yes, sir. thank you. ♪ >> jesse: really nothing like thanksgiving. finance about family, food and football. fly of the four most important things in life. my thanksgiving was great, little controversial. more on that later. there was a little traffic getting out of the city because of the macy's day parade. so i had to take the fdr drive south.

and that stupid app. waze can't trust it but i use it anyway. joe biden called into the parade and here is how that went. >> i think i should answer this one. >> hello, mr. president? i don't think i can hear you. can you hear me, mr. president? [inaudible] >> hello? happy thanksgiving, mr. president, are you there? >> we're here. [laughter] >> happy thanksgiving. >> i was so worried this call wasn't going to go through. how are you? >> jesse: there were a few hiccups on my thanksgiving, too. in fact, there was a scandal and it involved sharing. [laughter]

>> oh. >> now look what you did. >> what is the matter with you. >> i don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay? >> that you just said what's mine is yours. >> i didn't mean. >> one of the best days i was looking forward to making the leftover lunch. open the fridge, tupperware throw it all on a plate and reheat or make yourself a thanksgiving sandwich. turkey, stuffing and gravy the bread like mayonnaise and slap it together. i opened up my grandparent's fridge and started pulling out all the sides. side after side after side. but i didn't see the turkey my uncle had taken the turkey home with him. my uncle didn't buy the turkey he didn't cook the turkey. he didn't even pardon the turkey but my uncle thought it was to come bring the leftover turkey home with him the next day. now, i had to have left over lunch on friday with all sides,

and i love sides, i had mac and cheese, green bean casserole but i didn't have turkey answered knows what he did. and he knows it's not okay. and he did a lot of other great things for the family that day. he cooked some other stuff, brought some great wine, and we're thankful for him, but he should have left the turkey. and black friday was a dark day for another reason. my phone was blowing up like a first round draft pick. buzz buzz buzz. what is this. another text mr. b. black friday deal, cyber monday deal. enough already. whatever happened to black friday anyway? remember people just used to get clastrampled to death for black screens? [shouting]

[shouting] >> jesse: my producers told me black friday was dead this year. no fights, no tramplings. why? because everyone in america already has the hottest electronics. even the poorest americans have 65-inch flat screens. they don't cost 2500 anymore. you might knock off someone out cold over 50% off. you can now get 65-inchers for 400 bucks. plus, you can just shop online. why enter the octagon for a discount when you can just click your mouse and get it shipped? and what do you need all these video games for? you can just download them over the internet. there is no drama on black friday. and i didn't go anywhere on black friday. i watched soccer. now, all week i'm hearing about this big match. united states vs. england and i'm getting ready for it.

i'm thinking about it. there are no other sports on friday. and i hear we had tied wales, wales, guys, we had tied wales. so i was looking for a big win over england. i sit down and i'm watching. and i'm watching with some big time soccer people. and it's exciting. we had five corner kicks in about five minutes. guess what? we didn't even get a shot on goal. how is that possible? corner kicks are one of the most exciting things in soccer and we don't get one shot on goal? and the minutes just keep ticking by and it's still 0-0. right when think start going extra minutes my tv goes dead. emma is fiddling around on the apps. i have cable just not on that tv. she gets it back up thank god. the game is over, we tied 0-0. then i found out there is no penalty kicks. who do you not have penalty kicks in the world cup. we are just going to tie? i get all worked up.

of the people who know about soccer tell me you know what this? this is really good. why? because england is very, very good. when is tying good? so i got all worked up for nothing. the president isn't even watching the game. >> mr. president, u.s.a. tied with england. any comment on the draw. >> is the game over? >> tied. >> what's that? >> the game's over. we tied. it was a tie. zero all. >> i spoke to the team. >> yeah? >> what do you think of the result, sir? >> >> i want to be patriotic, i love when the country goes out and beat other countries. i have a lot of pride in athlete. we should be beating england. 330 million americans. we can't field a better soccer team. put our track stars on the field and have them kick the ball. right? and there has to be more drama.

and just when i'm about to lose interest in this whole soccer thing, drama happens. we are playing the iranians tomorrow afternoon and some iranian reporter, some weevil lectures one of our american players on how to pronounce his country's name and he plays the race card. >> first of all, you say you support the iranian people but you are pronouncing our country's name wrong. our country is named iran not iran. are you okay to be representing a country that has so much discrimination against black people in its own borders and we saw the black lives matter movement over the past few years. are you okay to be representing the u.s.? >> jesse: know, the american player handled the question beautifully. but now this game is a blood match. and if we tie the iranians i don't know what i'm going to do. this country cannot tie the iranians, especially after what that reporter said. is the president going to watch it?

or is he just going to watch little girls through the window? there he is in nantucket taking a stroll with hunter, doing a little shopping. i wonder if they quote any black friday deals in nantucket? and, by the way, what's cyber monday? you get the same deals online that they gave to you on black friday. none of this makes any sense. these so-called deals, these ties and these turkey thieves. now, we don't think the architect karl roe is a turkey thief but we thought we would ask him directly. do you agree with any of my grievances do you think they are justified, architect? >> poor jesse. what a terrible holiday. did you think to say to your uncle will you leave turkey? i'm looking forward to turkey tomorrow. >> jesse: i didn't think we had to. >> $9 billion of sales on black friday. an all-time record and you are

sitting there diminishing it because we don't have. >> jesse: online record, fact check. >> come on, man. in england, look. england is like, you know, major league soccer and america is not. it's like what if we had an english football team lined up to play, say, you know, michigan or texas christian university and a couple of english guys come on there thinking that they can pass and throw and run. >> jesse: they couldn't beat a high school team, karl. bad analogy. >> it was great. >> jesse: you are okay with tying. that's what i hear from the architect. >> i'm okay with tying if they are expected to beat us badly and we tie them, i'm all for it. look, man, way way what kind of a winier are you? >> jesse: how important is this game against iranians and i will say this incorrectly iranians.

this game has taken on a ton of importance it didn't before. >> sure beat them badly. >> jesse: i don't want to see 1-0. i want to see a blow out, karl. if we don't blow out the iranians, this country is going to erupt. >> i don't know if we will erupt. we will be disappointed. 2015, man, gotten cultured in the seven years since then. we go online so we don't have to go to the toys r us and fight over latest version of monday nonely. come on, man,. >> jesse: we are going to be fighting over these electronics because of this china revolution. never going to get a supply chain in check. >> yes, we are. >> jesse: have to get tv's three times. >> we can buy from samsung and make them in creditor rhea. look, you are such a downer during the holidays. i think i ought to get together a go fund me campaign to get you a series of, you know,. >> jesse: i support that.

>> 24-hour a day hand holders for you. my god. what is going on with you. >> jesse: am i bed wetter, karl? i falsely accused you of that. >> i'm not going to respond in kind. it's evident you are wringing your hands and whining a lot. wawa come on, man. highest rated show this hour for fox news. nobody else in this hour comes anywhere close to the viewership you have in this hour. >> jesse: sorry if i have high exceptions. i wanted the house and the senate and i didn't want to tie england and i wanted turkey on black friday. i have got to go. >> sometimes life doesn't give you what you got but you have got to take what it gives you and movie on. move on, man. move on. >> >> jesse: a lot of people didn't know that. he is not only the act tecket he is the philosopher. thank you, emcee rove.

covid causing a.o.c. probably won't get the new iphone until 2027. johnny went to fork to talk about crime. in new york crime is craze but in florida it is better. why is that? >> people are a relaxing, you ae you bythe beach. new york is crazy.

j didn't think the government went far enough, shutting down beaches the beginning of what democrats were willing to do to you, a survey taken to democrats during the are pandemic found 55% wanted to find unvaxxed americans. 59% wanted to confine unvax the measures to their homes. 48 percent said imprison

americans who question vaccines unvaxxed. 29% of democrat favor removing kids from unvaxxed parents' custody. wow, that's right. democrats wanted china's zero covid policy in america. imagine a zero covid policy in texas where there is more guns than people. china couldn't pull off its own zero covid policy and they live in a surveillance state and it looks like they could be start ago revolution. >> chanting is ♪ chants] [chanting] >> over the weekend, the chinese people snapped after a fire

killed a bunch of chinese who couldn't get out of the building because the government chained the door shut? imagine your flesh melting off your bones because police are locking you inside but at least you won't catch covid. the masses on the street broke through barricades. they chanted freedom, freedom. all because ever the country's zero covid policy. "primetime" is following the unrest in china closely. the president pegged his legacy to zero covid and now it's shot. now western companies who already bailed, they are going to keep bailing and he exempt apple, of course still making iphones with slave labor there you probably won't get the iphone 5 until five years from now because the supply chain probably might go poof while china has a zero covid policy can we have a zero fauci policy i thought the mad scientist retired he didn't retire from tv because he did every single

sunday show this weekend and said covid is still here and we might have to shut down schools again. >> is this country ready for another pandemic and are we still in the one we have -- that we have been talking about? >> well, we certainly are still in it. i think you just need to look at the numbers. we have updated vaccine booster that we want to do but the uptake of that scwsh between 11 and 15%. said covid probably came from the wet market not coming from the lab leak. >> everybody is curious will the lab leak theory. >> i have completely open mind about that despite people saying that i don't. i have a totally open mind about that but if you look at the preponderance of the evidence, the evidence strongly points to this being a natural occurrence. >> jesse: well, the china-fauci collaboration is over and the next time i want to hear from the doctor is when he is questioned under oath from the house oversight committee.

dana loesch nationally syndicated radio host who joins me now. what are you following? are you following fauci or china or what? >> i would rather watch hobble from labyrinth. the by goes back and forth. i watched flashback video of him earlier saying china had the holds in react to the pandemic. china. the fire that you mentioned cannot be overstated how awful what took place, what transpired, the viral video that really, i think, broke the proverbial camel's back where you could hear people screaming from inside the burning building and they said it killed 10 people. it could be four times that small children as young as 3 years old were killed in this burning building. and this was in capital city of jing jiang slave labor to nike and apple. they don't care unless it means

fewer people working in their factories to create their product. this could be bigger or the next tiananmen square. i was talking with my friend steven united states earlier on the program he said it might be bigger than the swelling that came after in response to government and communism with tiananmen square. you know, jesse, one quick thing here, john kirby speaking to the press a little bit earlier. he was asked well, what does president biden say about all of this? what is his response to the students, the chinese that are speaking out and john kirby said that the president doesn't have anything to say. he can let the protesters speak for themselves. this is how the protesters have been speaking, jesse. they have to hold up blank sheets of paper because slogans have been criminalized. criminalized a year ago china took over hong kong. slogans are criminalized. so many protests have happened. so many people holding up white

sheets of paper that the paper manufacturer had to actually ban them. they were forced by the chinese government. they said that simply the blank sheet of paper for white piece of paper is a national security concern. now they can't even hold up white sheets of paper sloganless, so no one is speaking out for them. joe biden could have done this, jesse. when he went to g-20 and sat down for three hours with xi jinping, there is no indication he brought this up. because these protests predated g-20. that viral video which you were just talking about and you showed some of it. that viral video of all of those individuals burning in that covid zero lockdown building that finally reawakened the rest of the world hey, guess what? china is still doing this tyranny, and still doing lockdowns. people have been shut up in their homes since august, enough is enough. you are never going to get to covid zero. >> it's a virus. you have to acclimate and learn to live with it. maybe fauci could address that too in addition to biden.

>> jesse: boycotting twitter an american company but still doing business in china which is burning people alive and using slave labor. >> elon musk is more dangerous than xi jinping. >> jesse: dana loesch thanks for joining us. >> thanks, jesse. >> jesse: whole foods declared war or maine lobster men a crazy reason. wants police robots to use lethal force. that sounds fun >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: there is not much americans agree on these days but there are few things we can still unite around like a big hardy meal. there is nothing better than a big but theory lobster. >> what are you doing. >> getting seconds on lobster. >> seconds? i thought it upset your symptom. >> i dipped it in pepto bismol.

>> get over here. >> but the environmentalists just scored a massive victory that could make lobster dinners a thing of the past. woke grocer whole foods caved announcing it's going to stop selling maine lobsters to gets the democrats off their back. apparently these people never been on a lobster boat in their life did a study that found the nets used to catch maine lobster could be dangerous to the right whale population. i didn't say white whales i said right whales. there is only 350 on the planet. if you believe the study. they may or may not be in maine. we have got to save them. the only way to do that is to stop eating maine lobster as a country. the democrat governor of maine janet mills blasted the decision pointing out there has never been a whalen death connected to a lobster net ever. and by the way did anybody ask the lobster men what they think?

these are the guys who stand to lose the most. jason louder is a maine lobsterman who joins me now. jason, how are you feeling about all of this? >> jesse how are you tonight. >> jesse: not bad how are you? >> thanks for having me on. whole foods thing too bad they hadn't done a little more due diligence because they would have called the -- you would have known that only would have been going for 150 years and we haven't had had any. [no audio] >> jesse: jason, i think we are having a problem with your connection. i will give you a second to get it back up. as we said at the top they have never had a single instance of a right whale that i just heard about not only killed but never captured in a lobster net.

all of a sudden they do a study that says these things are threatened and boom, no more maine lobsters because of whole foods. we will be covering that more later. students at the university of idaho returned to class today. two weeks after bloody massacre that left four of their classmates dead. and the killer is still out there. dan springer is here with the latest. dan? as investigators to try to sol this quadruple homicide. there are people on this campus trying to make students feel safe. we have seen private security. we have seen moscow police and also seen state patrol and it's working because we are seeing a lot of students walking around campus with backpacks going to and from classes and we willing find out later exactly how many of the 11,000 students at this campus decided to come back for in person classes. as one administrator told me, no one is immune from tragedy and these young people really have seen it elsewhere and they are

trying to be resilient. given the option of finishing the semester taking classes online. many have decided they want to be in person and be part of vandal strong. drop in grief and mental health counseling is available. here is what a couple of student told us about being back. >> i feel safer on campus. i have noticed there is a lot more campus security. i'm feeling good. i feel like i can just walk around and feel safe wherever i'm going. >> i have seen like a lot of police around and it seems like everyone is pretty vigilant. so, i'm not too concerned but obviously like they haven't found the person so they are still like a threat. >> there is no investigative activity at the crime scene today. the last time was friday when the fbi's behavioral analysis unit was in and around the house where the four murders happened on november 13th. i'm told by vernadetteives that this is a critical week in the investigation as forensic evidence has probably all been processed at the idaho crime lab and now is the time to build a case against someone that type

of work could have been going on all weekend long. we saw the lay talk county prosecutor melting with the fbi late one night but as of now police have nothing new to share. we can tell you back live this campus as they go back to try to be normal and go to class again they are gearing up for the celebration of the lives of those four students murdered. big celebration on wednesday a candlelight vigil and mass for those four students. jesse? >> jesse: thanks a lot, dan. i think we have our lobster man from maine back. good to have you back. don't worry, it happens to everybody. tell us what you would like to tell whole foods. >> i would like to say that whole foods maybe should have done a little more homework. you know, we have been in business for over 150 years and we have done due diligence. we were conservationist before conservationist was cool.

i'm sorry they had to jump on the bandwagon with all the west coasters. but you do what you have to do. and we will do what we have to do and maybe we will see in 150 years. >> jesse: i'm going to do whatever i have to do to eat enough lobster tofs keep you guys busy because it's my favorite food and not even close. steak is, i guess, a close second. but i love maine lobster and i have been on your boat. i know you are a steward of the ocean. i will give you one last word to people that don't understand what the lobster men in maine are going through. go ahead. >> thanks, jesse. i would say do your homework. don't believe everything you read on social media. i think it's a, you know, it's an avenue for misconstrued deception and if you -- anybody wants to, i will get the real deal hop aboard. we will take you out and show you what is happening. >> jesse: all right. i will see you this summer. thanks, jason. >> you coming back, i hope.

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♪ >> jesse: there's no job harder on the planet than being a police officer. not even a fox news host. when there's danger, you are the guy they call. here is what happened in oklahoma city when first police heard a man with a felony warrant was hiding out in someone's trailer. >[inaudible] cody, you got cover out there while we do this? [shouting] >> go, go. [gunfire] >> shots fired, shots fired.

come out with your hands up. come out with your hands up. >> come out with your hands up. [gunfire. [. >> one of the officers was hit in the face by flying debris during the fire fight and the suspect later died. in ohio, police were responding to a random shooting when they spotted the suspect's vehicle, they fled and here's what happened when the police caught up. >> [siren] >> gunshots] >> don't you [bleep] move. [gun shots] don't [bleep] move. don't you move. don't you move. >> you move i'll blast you hear me? >> yes, sir, yes, sir. [bleep] you are going to [bleep]

die. what the hell are you doing? >> jesse: police don't get enough credit. especially in cities like san francisco, to them, police represent the white racist oppressive patriarchy. try to keep the city safe while politicians and activists try to get them fired. the san francisco police contempt is doing something different. they are asking for a fleet of robots to do their job. and not just any robots. heavily armed robots with a license to kill. are they going to look something like this? [rapid gunfire] [gunshots] >> jesse: or maybe something like this. >> please put down your weapon. you have 20 seconds to comply. >> i think you better do what he

says, mr. kennedy. >> jesse: so who is building these robots? can they be hacked? probably. what if i pour a cup of water on it or kick it over. and how long until democrats start calling these robots racist? computers make mistakes all the time? i can barely log on to my laptop without johnny and now i'm supposed to trust a roomba with a ruger? salt and mcgee is a university professor and chief innovation officer. professor, is this really a good idea? >> it's an awful idea, jesse. it's like these guys are taking policy decisions from the terminator franchise. we can barely manage keeping our police safe as it is. we are going to take their training and decision-making out of it and have a bunch of robots do it? it's crazy. >> jesse: do you think they see a benefit to having a robot? maybe they think that police are racist and can't be trusted making split-seconds decisions so there is an algorithm?

>> well, you know, they have got to make up their mind. they don't want algorithms get mortgages. catch terrorist finance. they do want fighting on the streets? it's laughable. makes no sense at all. at the end of the day, a bunch of people barely know how to change the ring tone on iphone making the decisions. maybe they shouldn't be the ones. >> jesse: what is happening if there is a hostage situation, is the goal to not have a negotiator, just send in some dog with a machine gun that's controlled by a joystick somewhere or does this thing have its own internal processing system? >> well, the way they are thinking about it is it's going to make its own decisions and specifically used in places where it's too dangerous to send in anyone else or send in an actual human. so you are going to have a dog with a machine gun walk into a room and decide if it's going to start shooting or not and i'm not sure i'm comfortable with that. >> jesse: take the robots, don't give them guns and make little

claws and take the homeless and kind of throw them into -- i'm kidding, i would never support that professor, thank you so much. this is a very scary idea. which means san francisco is definitely going to approve of it. >> i think you are damn right. >> jesse: up next, johnny goes to florida to talk crime. >> do you own a weapon? >> i'm going to get a pistol. >> what about those guns. >> i have got these guns right here. ♪ ♪ >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ teeth sensitivity is so common. it immediately feels like somebody's poking directly on the nerve.

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>> jesse: the biden administration loves to brag about its diverse slate of nominees. your qualifications aren't important. it's more about how you look. we thought sam britton might be an exception, an mit grad, an

expert, quote, unquote,, in nuclear energy started back in june as the deputy secretary at the department of general manager. sam, who goes by the they them pronouns might not be the right person for the job. according to a report, there were substantial irregularities during sam's hiring process. sam's gender identity may have taken precedence over actual qualifications. perhaps the biden administration chose this former nominee for other reasons. maybe they were impressed by sam's lecture on kink or interest in pup play, whatever that is. either way, it looks like sam's not only unqualified, he might also be a criminal. he was allegedly charged with felony they have last month. biden's nuclear energy expert apparently stole a woman's luggage apt the minneapolis/st. paul airport on september 16th. there's video. took the luggage, took the tag

right off the bag, and ran into an uber, and then checked into a hotel. when cops asked if he took the woman's bag, he said not that i know of. but these look like my clothes, quote, unquote. it's been confirmed the person arrested matches sam's first, middle and last name. we have not independently confirmed this. we really hope sam is not the same guy who biden hired. we hope we're wrong. we hope it's a different guy with the same first, middle and last name. if sam did do this, this would make the third transgender u.s. official charged with a crime this year. florida is a state that cares about law and order. so when we got away from crime ridden new york to visit the sunshine state we had to send johnny to the hollywood beach to ask floridians how they deal with crime. ♪ ♪

>> new york, crime is crazy, but in florida it's better. why is that? >> people are relaxing, you're by the beach. new york is crazy. >> there's no liberals in florida. >> what the hell is wrong with you? >> we hold people accountable cinflorida. new york doesn't want to do that. >> clubs going on, parties. >> everybody is too busy partying in florida. they have no time for crime. >> yeah. >> why are the democrats so soft on crime? >> i have no idea. ha-ha-ha. >> they want criminals to be able to vote. >> they are dopey bastards, the democrats. >> kamala harris went out of her way to lock up innocent black people who had evidence they were innocent, but would literally intentionally hide that evidence. >> ha-ha-ha. >> i'm going to get a pistol. >> what about those guns? >> i got these guns right here. >> stop flexing your muscles,

jordan. you look like an imbecile. >> i don't think i want a big shotgun. >> size doesn't matter. >> size does matter. ha-ha-ha. >> naughty naughty. >> what does the second amendment mean to you? >> i don't -- >> do you know what the second amendment is? >> huh-uh. >> please tell me. >> if i'm getting carjacked i can shoot the guy. >> i can choose whichever weapon i want to keep and bear. >> bret baier? >> not sure how to take that. ♪ ♪ >> someone comes up to you with a weapon, how do you react? >> i will definitely punch them in the nose. >> get out of there. >> don't try to diffuse the situation. >> what would you say to them? >> why do you have a weapon pointed at me? what is the issue? >> the democrats love that. >> got to fight them. >> give me a little punch.

that wasn't that hard. >> you fight like a woman. >> what does america need to do to stop the crime crisis? >> they need to get their [bleep] together. we need more police. >> stop getting drunk. >> i don't know how many people are getting on board for that one. >> talky-talky. no more talky. >> aoc, she wants to empty all the prisons. she says police are the problem. >> can be cuckoo. >> they try to keep us safe. >> if the police weren't here, this place would be the walking dead. >> i used to be a label, too. now i'm more balanced. i understand the bigger picture of everything. >> you woke up? >> yeah. >> wake up. >> governor ron desantis is popular down here. should he run in 2024? >> he'd have a good chance. >> he's wrecking all the

liberals. >> yeah. >> you're going to be on "jesse watters primetime." what do you want to tell jesse? >> i love your hair. i'm jealous. >> i'm jose. this is my world. >> hallelujah. > >> jesse: my uncle texted me and said some other family member put the turkey in his cooler before he drove off. he said he didn't purposely take the turkey, so i couldn't eat it on black friday. he said it was put there by another family member. not going to name names. he says he's fingerprinted the bowl and can prove it. this is going to be a very, very hard case to crack. we'll get to the bottom of it, like the paul pelosi dui

situation. we won't stop until we find out what happened on black friday. text messages. ralph from jersey. jesse, i have too much turkey at my house. you're more than welcome to grab some on your way home. am i coming off as hungry, or hangry? joe from indiana. your back and forth with carl was great. do you agree on anything? one of these days we'll find something. haley from york, pennsylvania. i would donate for you, jesse. i want to encourage everybody to donate to my gofundme. i should be able to do whatever i want with the money. is that legal to say? i didn't mean that. darren from georgia. no other sports on friday. really? called college football, comrade. keep up the good work, but don't let soccer poison your mind. i was watching michigan-ohio state on saturday. maybe i don't remember what i was watching on friday.

too much turkey. that's that stuff called? triptoemean? i don't know. i'm just following the science. debbie from long island. i bet the democrats wouldn't have gone after the left whales. i see what you did there. paul from ohio. jesse, i guess criminals in san francisco will just get water hoses to hold off the police. yeah. i don't think those robot cops are going to work in san francisco. steve from missouri. do those armed robots do part-time irs duty, too? seriously. give the guy a gun. he'll audit me. i was audited under trump. can you believe that i was audited under trump and yet to be audited under joe biden? these are things that i can't figure out. the audit situation, black friday, cyber monday, where the turkey went.

in time. i want johnny's job. florida in november? really? i don't think you want johnny's job. you're only seeing the good stuff. you're not seeing what he does behind the scenes. it is ugly. that's all for tonight. dvr the show. "tucker carlson" is up next. always remember, i'm watters. this is my world. ♪ ♪ >> tucker: good evening. welcome to "tucker carlson." hope you had a great thanksgiving. here's something we didn't know but now do. in the winter of 2020 tony fauci wanted to know how the chinese communist party was responding. he sent one of those his deputies, clifford lane, to china to find out. lane seemed stunned by what he saw there. entire chinese cities had been question and answer with teened. the whole city. huge numbers of people wer