what politician would you most like to have a beer with in the choices are on gretawire. go to vote in the poll. good night from washington. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." is the government hiding the existence of a trio of evil space cats hell bent on the destruction? we pick up where special report left off. what did the vice president think about a movie involving a talking tree and a talking raccoon? >> i thought, finally. finally. think about it. i am not joking. >> and finally, are our enemies breeding a race of over sized children? and how big will they be when they are fully tbroan? fully grown? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is hotter than a hot

spring and twice as bubbly. i am here with carly simkus. her favorite sport is husband hunting. some think it is cruel, but she always uses the whole man. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he makes cardboard cutouts seem animated. and his jokes are darker than my stool. yes, it is made of a nice ebony. itit is comedian sam morrell. i will always get it wrong. it bill's new thrill. hillary clinton's hub be has a big chested blonde mistress who visits often enough that they have code named her, energizer. it is not really original. but according to excerpts of the new book reported by the post, new york that senergizer arrives at the home and

sometimes just minutes after hillary has left. how do you pronounce it? chapakwa? how am i supposed to know this? i am from the west coast and we have normal names of things. >> like sam mateo. >> like sam mateo. >> anyway this lady, she is described as charming and friendly and sometimes brought cookies to the agents. one agent told kessler, the author, it was a warm day and she was wearing a low cut tank top and as she leaned over her breasts were exposed. they appeared perky and new and full. what is this? there was no doubt in my mind that they were enhanced. and hillary is routinely rude to the agents and she doesn't bring them cookies. another blonde has a theory about hillary and what is really happening. >> he always seems to be so in love with his wife.

they have weathered so many storms together. >> he has his girlfriend and she has her girlfriend. you never know. >> on tuesday bill clinton addressed the allegations that he has a mistress. >> that's the. >> of being the former president. >> i did not expect that meanwhile hillary is laughing off the affair. >> the laughter hides the tears, sam. would you expect anything less from bill clinton? >> no, i think that's what you should be doing. it is a sad sign. you can tell you are getting older when your mistress names sounds like a smoothy. operation fiber boost. that was like nicholson and the joker there. having an affair, bought him

cookies. sounds sweet. i had an affair with a woman who had a boyfriend and she didn't even waive to the bell hobb. >> it is true. he should be called -- like he should call himself mr. spry. only hillary could come off less sympathetic than the mistress. >> i feel so bad for hillary clinton in this story and i normally don't feel bad for hillary clinton. this energizer woman is being described as this bubbly, floury woman that passes out secret cookies to secret agents and hill vee a dark storm cloud nobody likes. she is just a wife and then inker. >>er is a tramp. it is like, come on. >> so you are disgusted by this whole thing? >> i am disgusted. you are probably jealous of the energizer, i'm sure. >> she knows how to bake.

that's a skill i need to learn to land a man. i feel bad for hillary. it makes us all feel bad for her. she is the victim and she plays that kind of well. it could be that, but truly another scandal -- when it was in the white house with an intern, that was scandalous. that was great news. now it is like a 67-year-old man and it is a blonde bill bow. a blonde buxombimbo. it did go out with the 80s. you maybe because the breast implants made them buxom it is no longer unusual to see a top heavy woman. is there any reason to doubt this story? >> i don't know. kessler has written great books. he has broken a bunch of huge stories and he is even handed and he doesn't go after one party. you mentioned the secret

service hates hillary. he reported that both obamas treat the secret service with respect if they like them. so you have to put some credibility behind what he reports. on the other hand i find it hard to believe that a man so beloved by progressives would treat women this way that he would use his power to help facilitate inappropriate relationships. i don't see bill clinton doing that. >> i don't either. i have two points to make. bill clinton is a genius at making his flaws known. therefore nobody really cares anymore. it is like, -- >> it is pretty soon. >> he will be answering the door without his pants on. i'm sorry. i apologize for that. also the fact is this could make her, if she is elected a great president. imagine if your husband is cheating on you, you would take it out on putin. >> it makes him more

sympathetic, but even your own husband is not choosing you. >> you are not getting the post. >> what about the small chested women, huh, bill? >> who do you think this woman is? remember there was the brief fling? what about the woman from "6 and the city." >> kim caw trel? >> yes. >> how about a landers sister. >> anne and abbie? >> no. >> jane fonda. >> she is in her 70s. >> she looks great. >> never mind. >> >> would it be a curse if roles were reversed? a new video that appears to be an internet destination looks at what would happen if men were treated like women. every day 6ism isn't so subtle

when it happens to men. i couldn't agree more. >> i think we are going to head out. >> let us walk you. >> i am almost ashamed to be a man. please teach me more, internet video. >> all right, guys, thank you. you have been great. have a good night. >> you were really funny. we were epically impressed. it is hard to find a dude that is funny. >> almost convinced. now drive the point home with something political.

i like when kids are sad. speaking of things that are upside down let's go live to the gender roles correspondent. >> we are going to have to blur that bottom part. that's obscene. let's go to our leading feminist expert, sam. has this video opened your eyes to the way women are treated, and will you change your ways? >> i am already changing. i get it. i have seen them bring women on stage. are you ready for a lady

comedian? the whole thing about -- is it 6ism when a man is -- sexism if a man is like i would like to walk you to your car? >> this is the point that drives me crazy. >> it is based on the assu that women are more available. >> i couldn't agree with you more. this video is so stupid. >> you can see all of these able bodied women standing. that's something i appreciate. >> do you take the subway? what time? >> that is scary. i also have mace. >> there are people that are like chivalry is dead. you think i need your help to walk me to the door? pick one. you are confusing us. >> if you did this video, joanne, it would be -- the reverse would be a guy would come up to you and say could you build this bridge? could you fight this war?

could you invent the vaccine that cures disease? >> i know you you can. you can do that. >> and i think all women want to be equals, right? that is the feminist goal. a lot of women think equal means superior or special when you just really want to be equal. if we were to do this video and put the man as the subject, it would be like the women would then be commenting on the athletes' figure in front of the man or, you know, not letting the man touch our whites when doing laundry, or he can't cook thanksgiving dinner. it sounds stupid because that's what it is. >> it is gender roles. >> it is nit-picking. this must have been confusing you. that's how your life as a man normally is. >> the video didn't go far enough, greg.

it never addressed the fact that women are forced to have their period every month. it doesn't say anything about the patriarc key that men continue not to ba bear children. the first thing they showed at the party, i don't think that was pointing out 6ism. it was saying -- sexism, it was saying this is what happens when the genders are reversed. men are not saying they shouldn't walk women home, but imagine if it is the opposite. >> i think they are saying it was. i think the way the men responded, ew, that's weird. >> i can do this. >> they should have had one of a woman picking up a bill just to see what that looks like. >> that was seriously missing pr the video. i guess the other thing that drives me nuts -- not nuts because i don't care that much, but it was a slow news day. they act like none of this has been said before. we are not aware over 200,000

years on this planet that these things exist. >> it is the oldest premise ever. and there are perks to being a man. of course there is, but we die 10% sooner because we take risks because physically we are less available to the woman who is more available because they give birth. we are the guys on the gerters fighting wars or if you are like me watching those men do those things. and commenting about it on television. >> and feeling pride that it is your fellow gender people that a are doing that. >> exactly. i think they played a role in it. all right, they turned a blind eye to snoop's high. once again the law was broken inside the white house. only this time it was not just the president. rapper snoop dogg claimed he smoked marriage marriage in a white house bath -- smoked marijuana in a white house bathroom. that's the subject of tonight's -- here is snoop during an interview on snoop's

web show. >> have you ever smoked at the white house? >> in the bathroom. >> in the white house? >> in the bathroom. not in the white house, but in the bathroom. i said may i use your bathroom for a second? they said what are you going to do, number one or number two? i said number two. >> who said this, the first lady? >> no, the cia or the fbi, the alphabet boys. i said, look, when i do the number two i usually have a cigarette or i get the aroma right. they said, you know what, you can light a piece of napkin. the napkin was this. >> this is some story. >> this troubles me as it troubles our studio audience. they can barely stay seated. i will get to them in a moment.

my issue is not that he smoked in the white house. the pot is treated as something you do and it is not that edgy. >> not anymore. but whatever. this story is going to be tossed around, but i think that the only part of the story i find truly unrealistic is that the cia asked if he was going number one or number two. >> and it could have been number three which is a combination. >> i hate when that happens. >> we will talk about that later on the show. i didn't mean to make you sick to your stomach. >> of course this happened. i totally believe this story is 100% true. >> sam, we all get it. snoop gets high. >> it is also the confidence it gives you. he is in the white house smoking weed. i don't know. i feel like there is a white house aid going we haven't

reached a cease-fire with hamas and snoop is high as [bleep] in the bathroom. you may want to tend to that. >> you know who was the first person to do drugs in the white house that we know of? >> jfk. >> that's true. jfk did drugs. but those were pills. our own "red eye" larry g o -- gatlin. what did you learn from this whole experience? >> anyone can have their own internet talk show? you don't even have to look at your guest. you just look right in front of you. i also learned that snoop is losing a little bit of his coolness and his cool factor. again, pot is now everyone can get it. it is sort of not that illicit thing. he is trying to do this story which is just so true. the fact that they would allow him to lightning, to play with

fire in the white house is absurd. this did not happen. >> things have obviously changed and the only solution is impeachment. >> a couple things. i agree with pietro on the panel and i don't know if i am buying this story. i can over look the fact that he was speaking with the cia and the fbi when obviously it was the secret service. the idea that nobody would have smelled weed and said knock it off, i don't think so. that said it could be true. and for that reason i am calling for the appointment of independent counsel to investigate this incident that i will call weeder gate or bong watergate. >> i just want to go to the panel to see if they have anything they want to ask. they are basically shellshocked. >> they are really high right now. >> they are getting a

secondhand story. >> i saw them nodding. a very angry man. a very angry man. by the way, if you invite snoop to your house you know this will happen. we have to take a break. coming up, it is sandwich tuesday. but first attacks on strippers? why not? their lives aren't hard enough already.

>> a weird cameraman over there. he lease -- he always has to leave during the break. i don't know where he goes and then he wanders back in with a different look on his face. it is "red eye."

anyway, they want tony to be phony. on monday the super bowl winning coach tony dungy said he would not have drafted michael sam. dungy is on the left. he said it it is not because i wouldn't want michael sam not to have a chance to play, but i wouldn't want to deal with it. it won't be smooth. things will happen. and naturally outrage ensued. and a naturally dungy is now an analyst for nbc sports issued a clarification saying, quote, i was not asked whether or not michael sam deserves an opportunity to play. he absolutely does. i was not asked whether his sexual orientation should play a part. it should not. i do not believe michael's sexual orientation will be a distraction to his team or the organization. i do believe the media attention that comes with it will be a distraction. unfortunately we are all seeing this play out now. see he proved his point.

my remarks played a role in the distraction. training camps are underway. let's get a live report. >> nothing bad happened there. i was just saying i hope nothing bad happened. i was saying that as i was watching it. the weird thing about it, the point he was making was he doesn't care about the guy's sexuality, but because everybody else does they will always turn this into a news story. and didn't he almost prove his point by bringing it up and becoming he is the spotlight? >> tony dungy is a public figure and he has been a public figure for so long. he is leaving himself open for a lot of criticism.

him being the firs african-american football coach to win a super bowl. and michael sam is the first openly gay nfl player. there is a lot of parallels that can be drawn there. tony dungy is entitled to his opinion. maybe things will happen. but at the end of the day at least some other team chose michael sam. and again, we can all just move on from this. >> i don't want to move on. i want it to be about this story. this guy who won a super bowl, whatever that is because i am not sure what it is. is it possible he actually knows what he is talking about? maybe he is talking about the locker room and the fact that you can't changing behavior in a locker room? or maybe you can? >> sports are kind of gay. it is like the team with the best chemistry wins, you know? dudes are dominating other dudes and then you shower together. i don't like that they say he may be more trouble than he is

worth. that's what people keep saying. how many convicted felons are on the field. more negative attention to the guy killing puppies? it is silly. just drop it. you are the media. drop it. >> i would say pittbull fighting is pretty bad. >> dungy has been a vocal supporter in the past for michael vick and tim tebow. i don't understand how he is now so afraid of this media circus or feels this media attention will be a distraction for teammates or for other players because it has happened before. it will happen again regardless of the issue. there will always be an issue because the media loves that. it is not just about talent anymore. this is a money making industry and the media just feeds off of any drama. >> andy, go ahead and tear down my hero, tony dungy. >> look, if tony dungy believes what he said and i have no reason to think he doesn't, then fine. i saw people calling him a homophobe and that's ridiculous.

i bet dungy is glad paul brown didn't listen to people who said it would be a distraction when he put black people on the field for the first time a year before jackie robinson broke the color barrier in baseball. so, yeah, it is a distraction and it will be a media distraction. anytime when you have a first it will be a distraction and it doesn't mean you don't do it because of that reason. >> is he really a first? >> first openly. >> remember the buccaneers? >> who can forget. >> the day after -- i don't even know what that meant. >> i don't either. the day after tony dungy won as the coach of the colts, do you know what happened? "red eye" premiered on fox newschannel. >> i did not know that. he paved the way for a chaos particular mess of television. i think the media is trans fixed by a certain obsession. and one of them is any story that can be linked to gay or

gay rights. the point he is making no matter what happens, he will come up. and then he proved it. it was a self-perpetuating prophesy. if i do this with my finger -- >> are you also hypnotizing our audience. i want you to go to the window and throw out $20. >> he proved it by making himself part of it. he is the media. he works for nbc sports. >> so he is a genius. he proved his point by making his part -- it was performance art. >> this is getting complicated. >> it is getting complicated. all right, coming up, does facebook lead to divorce? or does getting divorced lead to facebook? are these questions that need asking in -- asking? >> tonight's c block is brought to you by the penny squared. tired of getting two pennies back from the cashier? what if he gives you only one? a penny scared is one less thing to carry.

does every post make marriage toast? a new study, my favorite kind, has found that states with a higher number of facebook accounts have a higher rate of divorce. the researchers noted, quote, result shows using social networking sites correlated with marriage equality and

positivity correlated with a troubled relationship and thinking about divorce. now, it is still unknown whether using facebook weakens a marriage or those already in a weak marriage are drawn to facebook. so why not facebook me and let me know? don't forget a topless photo. guys? >> i happen to think this is true. as a man who is closing in on his 40s i get a lot of exes. contact me. hey, greg, are you famous now. they are always showing themselves doing things that are revealing in nature. not sure i have a question. >> i agree. guys, we turn everything into sex and facebook is another outlet for that. a girl will like my status and i'm like maybe i can bang her, i don't know. there is like a guy is in a relationship and you go -- i would be on a plane and i would be in a relationship and a hot woman would sit next to

me and i would be like, oh [bleep] she sat next to me. this is not good had. then key don't speak and i say that's a close call. >> you walk down the street and look at a girl and say oh i am in a relationship as though there is no time frame involved in getting to know that person and working really hard for that woman to trust you in order to sleep with you. none of that is in your head. why am i in this relationship? she would sleep with me instantly. >> or you would have a chance. >> exactly. >> you won't. >> or you have to work really hard and none of us really wants to do that. you only want to do that once. that's a lot of work. where am i, carly? do you think facebook ruins marriages or those in troubled marriages gravitate toward the social networking sites? >o i think facebook -- see this study was about people who obsess over facebook. meaning they check their facebook more than once an hour. if you are doing that, you are

clearly board in your marriage to make a general statement. but also i can see how this would affect a marriage. everybody looks better -- their lives look better on instagram because you only post what you want other people to to see. >> you don't see what the other husband is seeing. >> what these people should really do that are stalking other people and obsessing over them is realize that those people's lives are just as sad as your own. just go on with your marriage. >> they should have facebook and then have something called spouse facebook. when ever the guy puts himself at the gym working out she posts his dirty underwear. it is a fun site that you just can't get the stains out of. >> mouth open snoring. >> i am never getting married. >> marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world, joanne, and no you shouldn't. i don't think you deserve it. >> i don't know why. but you don't.

should facebook be a joint account perhaps? should you not trust anybody that doesn't have their spouse? >> i think maybe the two people should have the one. i can see half of the amount of honeymoon photos and baby photos. it is really the same thing if you are friends with both people. that's frustrating. >> also too, it is the lazy man's way to cheat! i think both parties are really guilty of it. itit is easy and accessible and it is right there. a lot of people convince themselves it is not cheating. they are just chatting. >> they are chatting. and going i am not cheating because my wife is right there in the kitchen. the possibilities -- you are not going to a bar. if you were going to a bar you would feel bad, but it is right here. >> but if you stay logged in and i just happen to fall on to your computer and read

everything i will find out. >> andy, have you dozens of married women who contact you daily through various social networks and sites. what is it they want from you? >> money. >> you have the ben stein problem. >> except it is not my fault. >> i think a lot of people will win ben stein's money. >> the researchers, they said they cooperate prove correlation and causation. they have no idea if this is true. the bigger question is what is worse, facebook which is awful or being stuck with the same person for 40 or 50 years? i mean, it is just so chicken and the egg here. i just can't even comment on it. >> yeah, but all you do is replace it with somebody -- you fall into the same thing except this happens faster.

you know what i notice, the people who contact you are the people who somehow knew you like them back then. is that weird? they are not only board, but they are lazy. they are assuming that you are going to go for it because oh i remember greg. he likes me. so if i contact him he will drop everything and run to me because i really don't want to contact the guy i like because he is probably really happy. >> hey, remember when we had no responsibilities and this didn't work? let's give this another shot. >> i now have kids. let's ruin their lives because i am board. >> but also you are like famous, but not too famous. >> what do you mean by that? >> i mean the same thing you think when you walk down the street and see a woman. they are thinking oh i might have a chance. >> the difference is no they can't. i am taken. anyway, a philadelphia judge, they have them there, has rejected the city's attempt to tax lap dances at strip

clubs. this after three popular joints were hit with hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes and interest and penalties for lap dances. the decision upheld the previous ruling that the city's amusement tax is too vague and that it can be applied to a club's cover charge. but it is not to other activities. of course it is all just another another -- victory for perverts. jim norton asked we blur his face. carly, is this a big government? tax anything that moves literally. >> quite literally. yes, i am glad the city lost this battle. >> you are pro harlet. >> i actually am. i do know one statistic about this story, the lap dances at the strip club cost between $20 and $30 and the tax would be $1 to $1.50 each.

you know what, i feel like this would be bad for the strippers. >> they are the ones who will get hurt by this. and they are dealing with enough problems with an abusive father and a drug dealing boyfriend and assorted visits to doctors. >> dental hygenist school. >> that's costly. i feel the same way as you. you left six voicemails today asking me to do this story. >> yes, and i left six voicemails for the strippers. >> she is wearing sweatpants without underwear. >> can't. my go to. i just picture strippers on the phone with their accountants figuring this out like you blue balled him. that's a write off. you do coke with other whores. >> entertainment expense. >> i just need the names of

all of the prostitutes you were with. >> by the way, i don't mean prostitutes i mean -- strippers. i guess sometimes there are areas in new york where they are confusing, joanne. carly is right. it hurts the women. >> it is a blaine a -- blaine a cet fee for everybody involved. how will you prove you had so many lap dances. what if you were playing aggressive musical chairs? or you missed somebody's lap for a seat. there are ways to get around it. the city is not even going to make that much money off of it. >> that's true, that's true. and you need a lap ticker. >> a lap-dometer. can the cost of the lap dances be with the economy? it is in our best interest to

keep them low. >> it is not a victory for perverts. it is a mystery for america. can we talk about the fact that his name is michael nutter? >> he is an interesting charkt a ter. >> and the nutter-butters are delicious. >> that's his famous move. >> anyway. where were we? >> i want to talk about the idea of having an amusement tax in the first place. >> oh it is someplace you go to forget your worries and have fun? >> it started with sin taxes and now it is not sin taxes. it is doing something so you don't sin like playing pin ball. >> and then the lawyers for the clubs are the dumbest people i have ever seen in my life. they are going well we won this and we knew we would. the law doesn't mention lap dances. if they want to attack lap

dances put that in the law. don't tell them that! >> i am happy for our nation's table dancers. good for you and keep tabling. that's a verb. we will talk about bathrooms after the break. speaking of which, a great bathroom greeting is not cool. what a transition. autographed copy g gutfeld.com. the floating head for your head.

should we rethink the toilet and sink? it is the subject of tonight's tonight's -- >> "red eye debate" 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to the "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. as always, please no flash photography. and is it time to change the modern bathroom? they call it a wasteful, unhealthy design. the sink is too low and the shower is a death trap. one person dies every day from a shower. and he argues doing all of our business in one place based on ystem is a mistake explaining, quote, nobody seriously paused to think of the different functions and needs. they took the position that if water comes in and water goes out, it is all pretty much the same and should be in the same room. we flushed the toilet and it sent bacteria into the air with a toothbrush and a cup a

few feet away. it goes on and on and it is disgusting and i agree completely. where do you stand on this debate? should we build bathrooms differently? >> no. i have a lot of passion for this topic. >> i can beat you on this one. >> i probably spend more time in the bathroom getting ready than any other room in my apartment. i light a candle. i put on music. it becomes this whole thing getting ready to go out is actually better than going out. >> i do all of that and i don't go out. has a saturday night. that's a saturday night. >> i don't want everyone to take away the bathroom i know and love. >> the bathroom is based not on your body. it is based on plumbing, sam. shouldn't we have a different for everything for your toilet and shower and for toothbrushing so you don't have fees cease flying -- feces flying all over the

place. i don't want feces on my brush. >> we live in a great time. people realize that excrement and drinking water equals death. oh i am pretty happy. >> most death was because the guy was touching the sum p pump and it was bacteria on the hand. that's what killed everybody. andy, you have cats. the right idea, why aren't there litter boxes for humans on the floor in a kitchen? you crawl in there and you poop. that's it. >> >> does no one else have one of those? the article is a little over blown. he says the toilet is too high because our bodies were designed to squat. >> that's true. >> our bodies were not designed to read comfortably. if anything the toilet is too low. the sink is too low and almost useless. how is it useless?

it is used all the time? it makes no sense. >> i think it is because the water coming out is not as clean as you think it is. joanne, you great with me on everything, right? >> sure. you have a secret way of flushing the toilet. >> yeah, i leave it for the next guy. i don't flush it. i forget about it. i hate this topic so much. i don't go number two. i am a lady. i don't light candles in my bathroom, but i drink wine in there. what goes in must i guess come out. i really don't like this topic. >> i only have like 20 seconds. i can't even talk about how strongly i feel about this. the bath -- indoor plumbing is weird. we should have an underground path to a place outside where we go. that's where it should be. it hospital be where you -- it

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>> is kanye west oppressed? in an interview with "gq magazine" he said celebrities are treated like black americans in the 1960s. kanye was discussing what he said in his wedding toast, quote, what i talked about was the idea of celebrity and celebrity is being treated like blacks in the 60s having no rights and the fact that people can slander your name. he added that he and kim will fight to raise the respectful for celebrities so my daughter can live a more normal life. she didn't choose to be a celebrity, but she is. pk they did name her north. her name is north west right? celeb bray toos have no -- celebrities have no rights. >> he knows a lot about american history. a lot of black americans in the 60s have $3 million weddings in florence and smoked weed on the toilet in the white house.

very similar i think. >> carly, what do you think? >> this is insane for kanye west and he says everything -- actually everything that comes out of his mouth is insane. he chose a life of fame and fortune and making a parallel to african-americans that had a very, very hard struggle in the 1960s. this is crazy. that's it. >> joanne, is he crazy or crazy brilliant? >> all of the above. he needs to work on his analogies. they are a little off. and one way to be more normal don't appear on the cover of "gq magazine" and give interviews. >> he has made enough money. >> raise your kid. >> grow a big beard so nobody can recognize you. andy, do you agree with mr. west? you have had your name slandered multiple times. >> absolutely. of course it is ridiculous and it is over the top. it is kanye. i used to be anti-kanye. i now think he is great. even when he is being absurd. he says a bunch of good stuff

and a bunch of stuff that is true. he gets on a roll and then goes too far. then he says something like that. that's his thing. you have to separate the weak from the chaf and not let the ridiculous stuff blind you to the true and real stuff. >> that is racist. you envision him out in a field somewhere? >> wow. i heard that too. >> i think it is weird that's where your minds went. >> no, no. i think we all took a survey here in the studio we would all say what you said was horrible. >> i think all the white people would say that. >> well that's everybody. except for jack. all right. i think he has a point. i think he has a point celebrities are harassed more, but it doesn't stop them from becoming celebrities so shut up. >> just because you make music or you do whatever, it doesn't mean you should have to live with people taking your picture every two seconds and

bugging you. >> i agree. >> good. >> i don't care. all right, thank you, carly, tv's andy levy, joanne whatever your last name is and sam morrell. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. ♪ you want to save money on car insurance? no problem. you want to save money on rv insurance? no problem. you want to save money on motorcycle insurance? no problem. you want to find a place to park all these things? fuggedaboud it. this is new york. hey little guy, wake up! aw, come off it mate! geico. saving people money on more than just car insurance.

circumstances demand we end this interview. larry, always good to see you my friend. a lot more of this. hello i'm andrea tantaros with bob beckcle, greg gutfeld, eric bolling and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." in case you didn't hear president obama has finally made a decision. he's not going to sit down with jimmy kimmel while out on the west coast due to serious issues on the international scene. that probably wasn't an easy decision because we know he sure does love doing late night. >> jay, i know you're very proud of your car collection. >> yeah. >> there's one piece that's missing. >> cool. >> this is the beast.