it will be an interesting evening. you know what? this vote is still up for grabs. ♪ captioned by closed captioning services, inc >> eric: ready? three, two, one. >> happy new year, everyone! >> eric: i'm eric bolling, along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, andrea tantaros and greg gutfeld. 2012 is around the corner. thank you for ringing it in with us. as you can see, the five of us are ready to celebrate. bob! "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: exactly. who gave bob the noise-maker? presidential election will be the focus of 2012. hopefully will be able to celebrate a new president. but, as we end 2011, we can't

forget about all the politics that happened in the year, especially the videos. youtube released a list of the most beautiful political videos of the year. now we're going to bring some of those to you that were our favorites. look at this one first. take a listen. >> we have run a campaign like nobody's ever seen. then america has never been seen a candidate like herman cain. >> we need you to get involved, because together we can do this. we can take this country back. ♪ ♪ ♪ america ♪ one voice ♪ united we stand ♪ i am america >> eric: wow! [ laughter ] wow! >> greg: that guy, you know, there is no columbo there. >> bob: has anybody yet figured out what it is

about -- of all the things. i smoke cigars. you step outside and everybody thinks you are doing drugs. this guy gets on tv in front of millions of people. >> greg: i love him for that. >> kimberly: doesn't he look handsome? >> bob: thank you. >> greg: bring it back to handlebar mustaches, which is awesome. he made smoking less hated than before. >> andrea: who is he? everyone is going to ask that? the cain campaign had to explain the video. mark block. who is mark block? >> greg: handlebar with a walrus. >> kimberly: is that what it is? >> andrea: we love it. >> kimberly: i love it. sexy commercial. something oddly alluring. >> eric: the campaign manager -- >> kimberly: call me. >> eric: the next one, guys. roll the next one. >> people like me, millions of other americans, are upset, annoyed, and looking for a guy

would be entertained at the white house. >> i can rap. i rap on the show. it was impressive. >> o'reilly, o'really? i know you feel me. i joke with the folks while you choke on that smoke. >> what i think he is doing is not celebrating but honoring something who is wrongly convicted of it. >> greg: my problem is if you go on tv, get a nice shirt. he came to the studio with sweatpants. >> eric: only you would bic that out. >> bob: that is a good point. the guy was falsely convicted of something and obama did the right thing. what is wrong with that? have you never had a convict at your house? >> eric: talk about the controversy or that jon stewart came in the big house with bill o'reilly?

that went back and forth all year. fantastic tv. >> andrea: it was great. i love when o'reilly faces off with jon stewart. jon stewart has to admit on some lyrics, kanye's lyrics are not favor to believe women or the police. why would the white house open itself up to criticism. >> if you vet your rappers do it more thoroughly. >> greg: you vet your rappers. >> kimberly: i do. whether they rhyme well. >> bob: standing up for jon stewart. he met his match. >> eric: good stuff. roll the third one, guys. >> tonight, i can report to the american people and to the world that the united states has conducted an operation that kills usama bin laden, the leader of al-qaeda and the terrorist responsible for murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.

>> eric: go ahead, robert. >> kimberly: that's how i felt. >> bob: every american was proud. it wasn't just barack obama. the guys that got bin laden. and give the bush administration credit. they did a lot. but let me just say this, i think that obama deserves credit for making the final call, which was a tough call. "a," they weren't sure he was absolutely there. >> eric: let me tell you something. on a shooting range, the guy, instructor lines the gun up, gives the site there. gives you coordinates, he locks it down and you walk up and pull the trigger. did most of the work. >> bob: i have been to a firing rain. >> andrea: was he supposed to say no? who says no when he has the target. >> eric: he had three options available to him. >> bob: three options. the military chiefs didn't want to do this. he did it. >> andrea: why wouldn't you? go ahead. >> greg: i'm sorry. >> andrea: no, i'm sorry. >> greg: i am, you know, whatever, as conservative as

you can go. all politics in my mind has to go -- you have to take all politics and throw it out the window. when he was on camera and i was in a bar watching that happen, i was just, it was a great moment as an american. he is our american president. when it happened, i screamed at tourists to shut up. important moment. >> kimberly: having sacrifice for the extensive undercover work. you know what? give credit where credit is due. i didn't like what happened after the victory lap taken the credit for it. nevertheless, i do want to give him credit for increasing the number of predator drone strikes and yes giving the go-ahead. though i don't think he had any other choice. >> eric: the burial at sea thing, we could have maybe talked about that more. roll the next one, guys. number four.

>> i'm not ashamed to admit i'm a christian. you don't need to be in a pew every countr sunday to know that there is something wrong with the country when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly celebrate christmas. as president i'll fight against religious attacks. >> eric: get 'er done. you pointed out that that reminded you of something else. >> greg: it reminds me of a viagra commercial. a great product. but the problem with commercials like that, it look like it belongs in a movie about a political campaign. in that movie, that would be the conservative candidate. it was by the numbers. met all the assumptions that you are supposed to meet, so it made it predictable and uninspiring. >> bob: after the third time i asked someone to translate texas on the english for me, i got what he said. the idea to suggest the president of the united states declared war on religion is ridiculous. that's why this dog ain't hunting. >> eric: i don't agree.

there is ongoing liberal left war the president is perpetuating with the appearances, put it that way, appearances and lack of appearances in certain different -- >> kimberly: i like the ad. he comes off warm and focused. i must be in a good mood. >> greg: it's the champagne. i put something in it. >> kimberly: perfect. >> andrea: courageous to take out an ad like this. in a republican primary, table only candidate to bring up gays in the military, so i think it was a little bit risky, not everybody agrees with that. very controversial. >> eric: moving along, sorry, we have to get to thefit one. roll tape. >> no one is happier or prouder to put the birth certificate to rest than the donald. that's because he can get back to focuses on the issues that matter. like did we fake the moon lan

landing. what really happened in roswell. where are biggie and tupac? >> eric: you like that? >> bob: i thought that was great! i mean, donald trump, finally found the worst, good old -- listen, obama is a very funny guy. nobody gives him much credit for that. every time he does one of these things he gets people laughing a lot. >> andrea: you think he wrote the jokes? >> bob: i think there is something at roswell, by the way. [ laughter ] >> greg: wait a minute, you always support the -- you hate conspiracys unless you believe in them. >> bob: you haven't been to roswell. >> greg: i'm not planning to go to roswell. >> bob: don't go. >> eric: he did deliver the jokes. he did better except -- seth meyers precedeed him. >> kimberly: i thought it was funny. i like the reference to tupack and biggie, b.i.g. and all that. it was clever. >> andrea: think about what donald trump did?

he forced the president -- >> kimberly: i agree. >> andrea: to come to the podium himself, not use a spokesperson and release his birth certificate. how about the college records, donald? can we get those, too? nobody has information on the guy. >> bob: the problem was when he released it nobody cared. >> andrea: that is such a lie. you know it. >> bob: ridiculous. >> eric: this is my personal favorite. roll my personal all-time favorite video. anytime. >> there is something bad. there is something bad. barack obama. want this for barack obama? oh, he is really not -- c'mon. okay. take it to mom. >> eric: thank you, producers. they're laughing. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> bob: somebody was yelling at the dog from behind the -- >> greg: imagine what the dog had to go through. >> kimberly: is that your dog? >> greg: no.

>> andrea: the funniest line is ronin, kimberly's little boy, said about the president. it of mouth of babes. tell us. >> kimberly: he said is barack obama president of the hamptons, too? he said he's always talking mom. he's always on tv. >> bob: first, from youtube, i don't think it's funny. >> eric: from steve jobs to barack obama. notable peoplnote -- from steveo usama bin laden. the notable people that died. we will tell you who we'll miss and maybe who we won't? >> bob: the list is too long. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: back to 2012, not 1952. who cares? welcome back to "the five" new year's special. we lost a lot of great people this year, not so great. not is great with obvious, gaddafi, bin laden. weird looking guy at the end. here is my list of people i'll miss. alan suse, a great comedian from laugh-in, made me giggle. even if i had no idea what he was saying. the first anticommunist to use american rock 'n' roll to bring down communist state there. should be statues of him everywhere, especially berkeley. kenny, the actor who played the scariest villain in the scariest movie of all time. "deliverance." i never went river rafting again. not that ever went river rafting before but you get the

idea. staying out of the woods. bill keen, the creator of the family circus. delightful cartoon that always took place in a living room. most of the jokes went over my head, because i'm short. tom wilson, to creator of ziggy. if you didn't love ziggy, then you are probably a racist, satanist who should be put to death. you remember done leprue? the creepy infomercial host who croaked by his own hands this year. the spiky hair will be remembered long after the cons. and peter falk. was columbo the greatest show on tv? yes. and finally, the fearless brilliant writer who will be known for many things, for many, many years. my favorite moment will be his brutal take-down of bill maher butt-kissing moronic audience. >> he believes the messiah is

about to come back, who is looking for war here? >> so does george bush, by the way. >> that is not facetious. >> that is facetious of your audience who will clap at practically everything is frivolous. [bleep] [bleep] >> that is awesome. >> greg: i will never get tired of that, bob. >> bob: i don't blame you. but i didn't know a single person you were talk about until the last two. >> ziggy? i love ziggy. >> bob: i shouldn't be wearing dark classes. >> how can you not like ziggy. >> you are a living version of ziggy. >> i am? >> yeah. >> i'll check him out. >> bob likes him now. >> greg: is there anybody that passed away this year -- not make it gloomy. >> kimberly: it's getting gloomy. >> greg: it's not. >> kimberly: talk about elizabeth taylor. she did incredible -- right,

bob? she was wonderful. humanitarian. a lot of charitable acts. incredible amount for aids work from the foundation. i think that deserves to be recognized. >> greg: she was old school gaglamour. if a modern one was there now, she wouldn't make it. >> eric: vegas, one of the casinos, bellagio. she is on a scooter. one of those scooters, because she can't walk. she is literally driving around the casino, stopping and checking out people at a table, going to slot machines. she was awesome. >> kimberly: that is so cute. >> bob: sorry. >> greg: anybody's turn, bob. >> bob: not bringing it down. i don't ever get down, really. this person would not be down, knowing we are talking about her, because she passed on. one of the greatest women of all time, geraldine ferraro. smart, funny, engaging. i had the honor of telling her

she was picked as the first vice presidential candidate as a woman. symbol of hope for women around the world. she was a great human being. the second person was warren christopher. secretary of state. my mentor. he got me in to government in the first place. that means you probably don't like chris, but he is a good man. the last person i say, this is quite serious for me, is betty ford. the reason i say that is betty ford brought out of the closet beliefs i had and others have. was willing to do it with guts and courage and raised money to see people alcoholic and addicted, try to get help. took a lot of guts for a woman to do that. >> kimberly: it sure did. >> bob: she helped hundreds of thousands of people. i know you are listening betty. you did it, kid. you really did. >> greg: created an industry for people like me. >> bob: but you haven't gone yet. >> greg: i have ten years left. >> andrea: a lot of people beat up on you, but you are the original feminist. a lot of people don't know you

are behind, you are the man behind getting the first woman on a presidential ticket. >> bob: not me. >> andrea: just take the credit, bob. >> bob: walter mondale deserves all the credit on that. i can tell you -- >> greg: it could help you pick up a woman. >> eric: steve jobs clearly the most -- right. the most innovative, brilliant man. the guy reinvented computing. we all have at least one apple product. most of us have at least one. he will be sorely missed. colonel potter also from "mash." henry morgan passed away. 96 years old. >> greg: i knew him from "dragnet." >> eric: right. he was the partner. >> greg: yeah. i can't remember his name. sergeant whatever. >> eric: friday. >> greg: somebody else. not important. >> andrea: we're dating ourselves. >> greg: i date myself often. >> andrea: i'm going to date myself, too. i went for nonobvious picks that were influential in my

childhood. like first randy macho man savage. wwf at the time wrestler. he passed away at the age of 58, of a heart attack. shocker. i know. i know. >> eric: did you know him personally? >> andrea: no. but it meant a lot. when i was at wrestle mania, came in to -- he fought andre the giant. i was a huge wrestling fan when i was little. i was a huge wrestling fan. a lot of people don't know that about me. i love joe frasier. jamie lane from warren. i like "80s -- '80s hair band. remember "cherry pie." i used to dance to that song at some point. he was 47. >> bob: i didn't know a single person then you were talking about. >> greg: is there anybody you won't miss?

>> andrea: anwar al-awlaki. >> greg: nice. >> andrea: thank you. >> greg: bin laden, of course. >> bob: leave it at that. don't speak badly of the dead. certainly, harmon killibrew, a baseball player and great man. after he got out of baseball started a foundation that built baseball stadiums for kids with disabilities. wonderful guy. he deserves credit. >> andrea: i feel bad for other people that didn't get mentioned. >> andrea: jack lelane. >> andrea: he doesn't want to speak ill of the dead but he speaks ill of the living. >> bob: that's all right. they can defend themselves. >> greg: all right. i'll move on. besides the incident in the port authority bus terminal, i was drunk. it had other great moments of 2012. up next, "the five" will share our best and worst moments from the past year. we'll be right back. if you leave now, you are not getting any champagne.

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♪ ♪ >> bob: yo! welcome back to "the five" new year's special. by the way, for those of you who are drinkers out there, trying to recover. this is not champagne. it's ginger ale. now time to share our best and worst moment of 2011. eric? >> eric: well, person moments i assume. not show moments. personal moments. lost my biggest fan. my sister passed away earlier in the year. she watched every second of

every show. even everything we did, loved every part of it. going to miss you, sandy. r.i.p. >> andrea: that is sad. i broke up with my boyfriend! [ laughter ] >> bob: greg, i'm sure you had many. >> greg: i woke up in the middle of the night, not feeling well. but in this case it was a medical emergency. there i am at the hospital getting my -- >> bobmy -- >> eric: who is the lady -- [ whistling ] >> bob: i got an appendectomy. i was diagnosed via text. i was in bed going this feels funny. where? around here. press on it. ow! come to the energy room. amazing moment in my life. >> bob: okay, sparkles. >> kimberly: mine was a

wardrobe malfunction. we won't get specific about the exact area. but walking down with a little of air conditioning swooshing in. not realizing -- >> bob: i followed you for a block. >> bob: my worst moment did happen on the show. it was so shocking to me when eric wore that ridiculous aluminum hat. do you remember that? >> eric: greg warned me. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> bob: and then the chin strap. he look like the tin man. the other moment andrea missing the other sleeve on her dress. >> andrea: big salary. we have couldn't afford it. >> bob: now we are going to the best moment. >> eric: for me? 100 show anniversary, surprised you with the cake and candles. the other one, when we had an

incident across the street at dell frisco with the trip. >> kimberly: remember that? he saved your life. >> bob: he did. >> eric: here together. >> bob: i am, too. don't eat shrimp. go ahead. >> andrea: best moment. my niece was born in august. here she is. look out. another tantaros woman in the world. christmastime. >> bob: greg, do you have any good moments? >> greg: our 1,000 show "red eye" in february. >> bob: congratulations. >> greg: my favorite achievement is i didn't lose any of the weight i gained. i didn't gain any -- >> greg: didn't gain back any of the weight you lost. this is awesome. it lost 50 pounds the year before. it kept it off. >> andrea: you lost a back street boy. >> greg: i did. that happened twice.

there is one in my basement trying to get out. you'll never get out. >> bob: okay. >> kimberly: so, mine was i became acquainted with this game wii which is very fun and has dancing on it, to do the dance moves and hide out in your house and play with other people if you like and do this. i love the game. i'm addicted to it. have you played it? >> bob: i played game in other houses with people. but never had a game -- i have a couple of favorite moments. most important is we started the show july 11 this year. for the first week my son alex had a chance to intern here. he is a good kid. he had a wonderful time. to be his dad and having him throughout was a wonderful moment. the only one is this show. we couldn't ask for a better group of people. a nicer show. best producers, something we

broke through this, i think. other people try to copy us. good luck. but on this one, i never had a better job. thank you. >> greg: i hate everybody here. >> bob: let's just get out of here. i can talk more about it. >> andrea: that was all of our favorites. personal moment. all of us said. >> kimberly: "the five." >> andrea: told we're on the show. >> bob: don't brag about it. but i'm awfully funny. >> eric: darren darren -- dana perino and juan williams aren't here with us. part of the team. a family. >> bob: by the way, dana, the rest of us like greg. but greg doesn't like anybody. >> greg: i like dana because i'm taller than her. >> eric: on facebook and twitter every day saying it 15 times. what is bob like offset? is he cranky?

he is the nicest guy you are ever going to meet. >> kimberly: biggest heart. >> eric: all the haters out there, don't hate. >> greg: he has a big heart literally, figuratively. >> bob: operated on once literally. those who send me the nasty stuff. give me a break on new year's eve. don't end it to me. i'm going to tease. up next, my predictions for 2012. i bet you can guess what eric's will be. don't go away. we'll love you forever. >> kimberly: nice! ♪ ♪

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on 2011, time is also run out for republican candidates in iowa. where the race is getting frantic with one candidate calling the closing hours wild and woolly. we have the latest from carl cameron. we will also examine the conservative vote and what candidates are doing to win it. steve brown has that story. president obama makes a last-minute change of plan regarding the doug limit. doug luzader fills us in on that. congressional republicans sparring with the president over the national labor relations board and possibility of recess appointments. wendell goler dissects that politically charged issue. on grapevine, we tell you about south korea whose life won't be the same without north korea's kim jong il. "special report" from washington starts at 6:00 eastern. now back to new york and "the five." ♪ ♪

>> andrea: welcome back to "the five" new year's special. time for the 2012 predictions. what does "the five" think of the next 12 months will bring? eric, start with you. >> eric: two predictions were generic republican beats barack obama in a landslide victory. the economy recovers, housing market recovers, the stock market recovers. the labor market probably going to be bad for a long time. sorry. >> bob: here is a shocker. i think obama is going to win big. i think obama will win in a close race, but he will win. the second thing when all the votes are counted the first tuesday in november, 2012, one-third of the tea party caucus of the house. >> andrea: disagree. >> eric: say it again. the first third of the tea

party caucus will get defeated? >> bob: yes. >> andrea: so members elected in 2010. >> eric: i will make you an on-air bet, the loser has to wear the other guy's preferred shirt. >> kimberly: again! how about pants? make a new bet. >> bob: i don't want to bet on your shirts, your underwear or anything. i will bet you money. >> kimberly: make the other one wear the hat. the foil hat. i have a couple of them, okay? i predict we'll see champagne, back for the president to give a negative, divisive, probably along the line of bush-gore. i predict that fox will have the best ever election coverage. predict that kim kardashian will get married again. just saying. >> andrea: another really profound one. >> kimberly: married and divorced again. i predict the supreme court

will rule obamacare unconstitutional. i predict that of the predictions you'll make tha that -- [ inaudible ] >> greg: i predict mitt romney is the nominee and will pick chris christie as his v.p. i predict i will probably push a flash mob in traffic. >> kimberly: wow! all by yourself. >> bob: i predict i'll wake up sometime in the near future fully clothed and walk home. i believe ron paul will probably run as an independent. >> bob: that will be great. i hope you are right about that. >> kimberly: and trump. >> kimberly: i predict i -- >> greg: i predict i'll say embarrassing things on the show i have to apologize. >> andrea: i predict bob will do it, too. i predict like greg romney

will get nomination and republicans will take the senate. yes, bob. the tea party becomes critical again like in 2010. and phillies win the world series. >> eric: no. >> andrea: yes. >> eric: no. >> andrea: yes. >> eric: they can't now. because pujols went to california. >> greg: come out with their own bar of soap. >> bob: occupy your house. occupy wall street and carolers, occupy your house. >> greg: great combo. >> kimberly: who is going to win the presidency? >> eric: generic republican. >> bob: obama will win. >> greg: obama up against republican -- >> eric: you are on celebrity apprentice? >> eric: pitch it and see if mr. trump likes the idea. talk to the boss.

work it out. >> greg: i predict a narrow victory by obama, because the republicans are running against him. >> kimberly: all righty. >> andrea: what was your bet? you made a bet? >> bob: we're not going to bet. >> andrea: you are wearinger eric's underwear? >> bob: he made me wear that french -- >> kimberly: that was a pirate. >> bob: feel like a black jack dealer. >> eric: technically when you said it, i didn't really -- made me wear the obama shirt. >> andrea: you looked like a st. paulie beer girls. >> bob: you look like one without a dress handle. you look good. >> andrea: directly ahead we have a great package, some of the most memorable moments on "the five." good times you don't want to miss this. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kimberly: love it. one of the best moments in 2011 for all of us at "the five" has been the show. the highs, the lows, the good, bad and the ugly. no matter how embarrassing it's been great. ♪ ♪ >> hello, everyone. 5:00 on the east coast.

this is "the five." it's our first show. what can you expect every day at this hour? expect the unexpected. ♪ ♪ is there hi. >> hello? >> no. don't do that. ♪ ♪ >> bareback riding? are you going to try that? ♪ >> take it away, greg. >> thanks, kimberly. i'll see you after the show. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> where did that music come from? ♪ ♪ >> [ laughter ]

>> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bob's camper, everybody and i found this. >> don't hit me. >> i didn't hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didn't finish my point. >> it's not called the one. he's called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> i'm your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-size host. kim kardashian sweatpants. let's do this, america. every single thing i regret in my life occurred after four melon balls. >> melon balls? >> what is that? >> midori and orange juice.

>> all right. >> you are the straightest human being i have ever made. >> your face is so red right now. >> okay. >> you say potato, i says potato. >> nobody says potato. >> who cares? >> whoever sits in that chair. >> the wheels just came off the bus. >> it's your birthday and we want to spend a moment. >> "the five" for? oh, for "the five." >> guess what it is today, you guys? our 100th show! >> oh! [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ >> happy halloween. >> the one and only donald trump joins us on the phone. >> i have to admit, you have a great show. >> bob has gotten much nicer over the last month or two. >> that's because your daughters tried to sue me, don. >> what are you thankful for?

>> i am thankful for another chapter, next chapter in my life. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that's it for "the five." >> see you on monday. bob, the show is over. [ laughter ] >> eric: great job. >> very sweet. good job, you guys. producers, grateful for our producers. >> bob: we are grateful. most of the time. you really, it's true. also, you know what is happening? i'm not going to be here tomorrow. but -- i'm not here tomorrow because well, i'm going to be sleeping. i'm sorry. >> wow!

>> bob: i just wanted to say one of the best directors i worked with eileen is leaving us. we'll miss her. >> eileen, you put up with a lot. i got to tell you. if walls could talk during the commercials. >> bob: imagine best of the "the five" between the time we're live. my god. we'd all be in jail. >> eric: five months we've been on the air? july, october, november, december -- that is five or six months with clips. i can't imagine five or six year what is we'll come up with. >> greg: we'll get angryer and angryer. >> kimberly: we'll medicate you. obamacare will take care of all of your problems. >> bob: medication to deal with greg. >> kimberly: what is it called? >> bob: the downers of the downers of the downers. you mow how bipolar he. is whoo! then chew! i mean this seriously. i have never in all my years seen a funnier writer. you are -- i am telling you,

you are a genius. that is why your numbers are high on "red eye" because you're here with us. >> kimberly: he is a star! >> andrea: we need a video for all of your outfits. >> bob: it wouldn't be appropriate. it would not be appropriate to end this year without me saying to my brother here. we argue a whole lot. eric and i do. you probably have picked that up. love him. he did save my life. i'll be forever grateful. that was a scary moment. i must say. >> andrea: it was. >> bob: i would have missed this. my family. i don't think there's something more than i'd miss this show. >> andrea: you are invincible. cheated it more how many times? >> bob: more than cats. >> kimberly: putting cats out of business. >> eric: the very day that went down over there, with the trophy thing. we were on the show, got so mad at me. you know, you saved my life earlier today but i want to kill you right now. >> bob: you got a pass. >> kimberly: it's a complex

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: welcome back to "the five" new year special. time now to get to 2012 new year's resolutions. kimberly, you're up first. >> kimberly: well, i shared this one privately with greg. but i am going to cut back on proposals that i accept. i am just going to practice the word "no thank you." instead of yes. >> bob: getting married. >> kimberly: i love wedding dresses. what can i say? >> bob: how many times? twice. >> kimberly: given the relative number of proposals. >> greg: how many proposals do you get? >> kimberly: seven serious so far and then others are -- >> andrea: not counting

yours, bob? >> kimberly: that was put on my catholic girl school uniform. >> bob: is it my turn? three things. one, i promise not to swear on this show for at least two months. i won't say a swear word. hold me to it. i'm going to lose 30 pounds. not really. i'm never going to mention, this is the last time you hear this out of my mouth. kim kardashian can kiss my -- >> eric: all right. >> bob: what a waste of time >> 'm not going to hit the green room tray immediately of food and snacks. >> bob: yes, you are. >> kimberly: that is never going to happen. >> andrea: i am going to try. i think i should definitely give it my all. >> bob: where do you do with the food? you're not a purger. >> andrea: i don't purge, bob. >> bob: i know. >> eric: binge and purge. >> bob: she eats so much but she doesn't get fat.

>> eric: the green room tray. >> andrea: you're right. i don't know. >> bob: the best seat in the entire "the five" is right here when they hook up -- >> greg: all right. bob. >> bob: between these two. >> greg: my resolution is not make any resolutions. kidding. stop talking to drifters at the park. >> eric: often? >> greg: one is too much when you think about it. that's it. >> andrea: he was not a drifter. he was just drinking in the park. >> eric: i can't remember what my new year's resolution. i guess be less partisan. [ laughter ] >> kimberly: yeah, right. oh, no! [ laughter ] >> bob: that is a good idea. you are really not as partisan. you say it about me off the air. you're the same way off the air as you are on the air. you have don't have to be that partisan. you're such a sweet guy. the whole idea of right wingers they are not nice people. >> eric: stop.

>> eric: dana perino and juan williams not with us today. but we're here with you in spirit. how gorgeous do the ladies look? >> kimberly: thank you. you look dashing. >> bob: they do. how gorgeous do i look? dana is in scotland with her husband. and we miss her a whole lot. dana, if you see the show, happy new year! you will get it before -- >> kimberly: do it together. >> bob: yeah. do it? >> andrea: ready. happy new year! >> kimberly: that is so loud. >> eric: ready. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> bob: happy new year. >> kimberly: littering. fine. >> kimberly: happy new year's, everybody. have a fantastic new y