we're closing down shop. thanks for being with us tonight. make sure you go to gret gretawire.com. good night from washington, d.c.. violent but that is how they do it in chicago. >> hello, everyone, the dashing eric bolling and dana perino back from the rodeo in las vegas and the funniest man in america, and this is "the five," with a great show tonight. so, the $10,000 bet, did that help or hurt romney? we will tackle that and the rest of the republican debate. and another come back for tebow. we will talk about the impact this young athlete is having on the nation. and him. alec baldwin turns up on

"saturday night live," after getting tossed off the plane. was the appearance an attempt for hollywood to help hollywood. "the five" starts right now. >> well, well start with a brand new eye popping poll on the president. 41 percent of americans now think he should get a second term. the majority, 54 percent, want him gone. last night on "60 minutes," he bass asked why the membership should re-elect him. >> i think that ultimately, the american people as frustrated as they are, are going to say to themselves, you know what? this guy is on our side. he is fighting for us. because i am. >> i lying the delivery. what else do you like? >> i didn't like the delivery, it is disingenuous. you look at his speech on wednesday in kansas he was fire and bridge stone about raising taxes on the wealthy because

they are causing everyone else's problem and he is all quiet and he is fighting for everyone? i thought it was a mismatch and i think that, well, i know, "60 minutes," is a really big deal. a fantastic program with an amazing brand and you should only play that card once or twice a year when you so something really big to announce, president obama is on once a month. and it is getting old and people are just tuning in and, instead, looking at the g.o.p. debate. i didn't like it. >> is he diluting the medium? it is powerful to get on there with the command of a large audience, that cares about the issue. >> it is old and tired. i didn't think that what he talked about in the interview did not match what he said in kansas laying the foundation for the speech by saying it wasn't class warfare and laying the case for a very different america.

>> and did you? >> i like that he said it would take longer than one term, putting america in a psychological ponzi scheme to keep this going you have to keep investing in me and we know how that turns out. like a bull in the china shop, keeping it open longer because he is not dot wrecking the place. >> five-year-old and obama in the china shop. listen to this. >> i always believed this was a long-term project. it will take more than a year. it will take more than two years, it will take more than one term. probably take more than one president. i will be hell accountable. i have four years. >> how do people feel about what happened? >> a year officer now -- a year from now people will see progress. if i don't have this done in

three years it will be a one temperature proposition. >> wow, you look at the difference, the second was 2009 and the other one is last night, on "630 -- "60 minutes," he is stressed out, his aged quite a bit, his hair is a different color. >> ain'ted at least two years. >> can we talk the substance. two years ago, he thought everything would be better by now and now he was asked, what about it, you promised in three years you could leave and he backtracked and said it could take longer than we expected it could take another determine and he took another step and another president, and he said i have no idea how long it will take. >> and i have no responsibility. >> a ponzi scheme. >> no wonder he seems down and off because he has major problems and re-election, and 54 percent of the people do not think he should be re-elected.

bob beckel? >> good reason to feel down. before we start, you caller risk dash -- you called eric dashing? where did that come from? and dana is wearing a leather skirt, i want everyone to know that. >> did you dress her? all my favorite color, leather. all my goodness. >> i like that, too. actually. >> you try to say, what is the good news? there is not a lot but for the following: the republicans take a bigger hit on this not being the economy put together than obama by a long sheet. second, obama's favor ability is high, and the parallel to carter is misbegotten. and what is amazing someone who polls a lot, i don't think you will get away with this in an election but the fact that more people still believe that george

bush is responsible for this economy that president obama, i find that a remarkable thing. now, whether that sunk in, and why it sunk in that way but it did. and, the communications --. >> because president obama says it every chance he gets. >> it goes deeper than that, something about the depth of the feelings, and people remembering that horrible fall, the last fall of bush's administration, and people do not forget those. >> you said something halfway through, you throw something out there that is false, and you cover it up. >> that is terrible. >> strong accusation. >> a terrible accusation but a brilliant politicking. you said obama's closer to clinton now than he is to carter. at this point in the game, he is below both of them, but, obama is at 44 percent and carter was 50 percent. >> he was talking like likable.

>> you look at the numbers on the cbs, clinton's re-election was around 48 percent, and carter was 30 percent. >> but you said approval rating and it is the lowest of any president, any, any at this stage. but --. >> he is closer to clinton than carter let me put it that way. >> obama has a few things working for him. one, he has waged a successful war against trim. can you not take that away from him and the other thing, american, american optimism. we are oddly optimistic that it will get better because it can't get any worse. so, i think his bumper sticker, it should be four more years it can't get any worse. >> that is called default optimism. okay? it cannot get worse. >> last night, they cannot help themselves with all of the polling showing the blaming bush thing does not work and after

the laying of the foundation saying that our system, the great thing of the free market is the free market "except," it doesn't work that was a bigger theme and i would like to see the courage of his convictions and drive that home but instead he and other people have already gone back to, but president bush ruin everything because of the tax cuts in 2001 and 2003. >> you may not like it, but the fact is the american people do believe that. >> i know, i know, i know but i also think he is doing a disservice to all of us, and so are republicans if they are not looking at the root cause which were started decades ago on the entitlement piece and the housing. that is my point. you cannot have it both ways. >> the american people do not realize something has to get done and the fact they are blaming republicans and the republicans in the congress are so low, lower than anyone in history has been and that shows me, again, again, again and

again your tea party are hurting the republican party. and i would like to eat gingrich to take that answer or romney. >> and on "60 minutes," who the g.o.p. nominee could be. >> it doesn't matter would the nominee is going to be, but, the core philosophy they express, that is the same. and the contrast of visions define where i want to take the country and where they say they want to take the country, that will be stark. >> eric? >> it is right. it does not matter would the republican nominee is because the poll shows a generic republican will beat him. so it does not matter. >> you can not have it both ways. it will not be a gentleman -- generic, it will be some guy and they carry the right wing platform that is not accepted by the vast majority of the middle of the american electorate that

decides elections. >> but that is wrong. >> why is that wrong? >> we talk about the republican primary and the far right will say they don't like either. so you can not say they are both far right wing people and also moderates. >> but they make their case to the far right which is a mistake. i do. >> it does matter would the nominee is and the one that differentiates himself as far away from obama wins. >> is that to the far right? >> do you think that is true? >> the agree market will work. >> i had this discussion on friday. romney should go further right all the way right of newt and he would win. i agree with him on that. >> when did rush limbaugh become a spokesman for the vast majority of the american people? >> he speaks for a huge conservative audience. >> if you don't believe any of this, i would say romney would be getting more than 20 or 25

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♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." what are you doing? saturday's debate had more highlights than the magazine section of a children's library. you know, where they keep the highlights. say you had mitt's big bet, and newt rear to rick and michele bachmann grabbing cain leftovers and george stephanopoulos bringing up infidelity. having worked for bill clinton, he knew the turf. my favorite georgeism, this -- >> we are back to a rocking debate so far. >> greg: yeah, a rocking debate.

who are you? comoderator diane sawyer. obsession baited when she spoke and i'll never forget her pharmacist story. >> if i could switch to this question and it is about healthcare, because a number of people -- in fact, i was just at a pharmacy here. i do have a cough. i was at a pharmacy here in iowa and the pharmacists were talking about a big driver of healthcare cost. >> i wonder if she was at a pharmacy? that explains a lot. whatted too out for me was this question. roll tape, roll-tapers. >> they want to know when is the last time you had a personal financial strain that forced you not only to give up a luxury but cut back on a necessary? what was the consequence they faced? gregg each candidate tried to outdo each other with their own suffering. what is next? should she ask when is the last time you had a homeless

man over dinner? er or tell me, have you had to eat cat food out of a can? but you would and see this at the democratic debate because they're designed to show that republicans are rich and disconnected. when you have a candidate with $10,000 bet, probably isn't necessary. next time, bet an ice cream soda. it's cuter. kimberly, we were talking before the show over coffee at your favorite place. we have tape. when newt and mitt were talking about being career politician. i want to run that and get your response. take it away. or not. i'll stand here, sitting. >> the real difference, i believe, is our background. i start my life in the private sector. i understand how the economy works. >> be candid did, the only reason you didn't become a career politician you lost to teddy kennedy in 1994. >> wait a second. wait a second. >> kimberly: i love that!

>> greg: you have to admit, newt is fast. >> he has been an excellent debater from the beginning. even if he is tired or bad day, he has a good debate. now he has a good sense of humor. not to be done away with, though. romney came back at him, which was good and it showed a little bit of humor and edge for romney besides just good hair. >> greg: bob, i want to play the most famous part of the debate, the bet. then go to you because it's your expectation. >> i'm saying you were for individual mandates, my friend. >> you know what? you raised that before, rick. >> it was true then. it's true now. >> i will tell you what. $10,000? $10,000 belt? >> i'm not in the betting business. >> greg: he was making the absurdest bet but in your world that is a normal bet. >> it is. eric and i did that on friday. the difference, mitt romney, one thing that you have to be

careful of. the manner born, you don't bet $10,000. to an average american that is a lot of money. >> greg: it was a joke. >> bob: but the problem is mitt romney doesn't do jokes. that is his problem. on newt gingrich, newt was funny, but in the past he would have been hysterically funny. this was toned down. this was an important debate to make ground on newt gingrich and romney didn't do it. gingrich didn't make the mistake people thought. over this weekend, i don't think i have seen as much raid against one candidate coming together at one time as i have seen come together against newt gingrich. money, people, peggy noonoan, a good kickoff on this. there are people in weigh are scared that gingrich will get the nomination. >> dana: some of them are being quiet. one thing i read this weekend, two months ago, people said i

couldn't go for newt because i know him and work for him. now according to people who is covering this, where has everybody gone? they have been quiet. they think what if he does lose? kilthat survivability? people didn't back him before and didn't help him get to where he is. get on board and get left behind. >> bob: you have current senators, like brown and graham said newt is not up for the job. other people said he was a terrible leader. i can't remember his name. people are desperate to get desperately afraid of newt. >> eric: because the establishment on both sides down the center, left and right was expecting romney. they don't know what to do with newt. they don't know how to fight it. on the right, they expect romney. boatload of money waiting for the g.o.p. nominee. a couple of big names. they expect it to go to -- >> bob: you are right about the romney thing. the "washington post," a liberal newspaper.

ran unbelievably stunning four-page positive on mitt romney. >> dana: on sunday, front page of the "new york times" a story of mitt romney and how he has made money and he is frugal personally. this thing about the $10,000 bet is ridiculous. also, when you say a candidate has to be careful, that is true. but a wrap against mitt romney is he doesn't seem like one of us. he is not real. so he said something like one of us would say to the other, i'll pay you $10,000 tebow will win. but why are we criticizing somebody for that? what will they do for the country? >> kimberly: the economy is bad. that is a problem. >> greg: it could be manufacturerred in a flaw that isn't. just a guy that -- i will bet you $10,000. >> kimberly: he hasn't said anything so bad so they seize on. this tough times with if economy. he is getting buried. >> eric: we bet, the loser has to wear the winner's choice of shirt. >> bob: i wouldn't believe

you because you wouldn't pay up. >> greg: more on the debate coming up. plus, alec baldwin shows up on "saturday night live" after make a fool of himself on american airlines flight last week. we show you what happened. and set your dvrs now for thursday night at 9:00 p.m. eastern to fox news channel. you know it will be awesome. as awesome as something really awesome. more debate highlights next.

♪ ♪ >> dana: we are back talking about the big battle for republican nomination. big stakes coming this thursday when fox will host a debate, 9:00 p.m. eastern. you won't want to miss that. i will be there. pop the popcorn and get milk

duds. >> greg: i'm going to have the big steaks. >> dana: good idea. it's held in iowa. it starts in less than three weeks. is that right? >> dana: there was a poll with newt gingrich at 29.8% for newt gingrich and 20% for mitt romney. then you have ron paul. a lot of people think ron paul has a chance of coming in, well, third or maybe higher up. entrinterestingly, santorum didt rate there and he spent almost the election time there. bob? >> bob: gingrich is softening up some. that is a result of the attacks on him. two, in '88, a guy named pat robertson that everybody dismissed and he snuck in second place and beat george bush the elder and came in second place. watch ron paul on this. alum rock has made a decision to put millions in iowa on the understanding that he might "a," upset everybody, which

would give him a strong boost to go to new hampshire. secondly, because he can't afford to come in third. i tell you, there are a couple of other things. >> dana: how important are the next two weeks. romney said in the next two weeks i will make a closing argument. in the next two weeks can he do where newt gingrich has broad support, though some think it's shallow. and romney stay steady in the campaign. is there anything to shake it up? >> bob: >> you feel it heating up. you saw newt and romney going after each other. we haven't seen it before. maybe thursday night they step it up more. 24 days to iowa. all bets are on newt gingrich for iowa. mitt romney for new hampshire. >> dana: the dmv is taking notice. i want to play an ad and get your reaction to it. they might consider this an

insult, calling newt gingrich the original tea partier. take a look. ♪ ♪ >> we don't get rid of it in round one. we have don't think it's a good transition. but we believe it will wither on the vine. ♪ >> i'm gingrich. general chairman of american solutions. i want to invite you to a party. a tea party. >> dana: now that is an insult. >> greg: the original tea partier, as y know is ron paul. not newt gingrich. newt is enjoying -- >> eric: stop right there. >> greg: let me -- yelling about small government for 40 years. >> eric: the whole tea party is going crazy right now. >> greg: newt is enjoying the charlie sheen effect. meaning, by virtue of seen as unlikable crack pot, he has become an outsider, just like the tea party. so he is being, he is benefiting from always being,

even though he is an insider. he is seen as outsider also like charlie sheen becoming iconic figure of the last year. probably becoming our next president. >> kimberly: freaking me out. >> dana: they ask me to get to something, she has expertise. we have want to get to her. there was news that another important issue in the debate is immigration. the supreme court today decided what? >> kimberly: they would take up the arizona immigration law. something we've been waiting to see if they review it. they have a lot on their plate this time around. they've got obviously obamacare to go through. and a lot to consolidate there. a number of states involved. whether the law will pass mus muster. also now with arizona. it interviewed our representative, louie gomer today. he was optimistic and thought it was appropriate to take it on. he expects that they will rule in favor of arizona. >> bob: kagan recused herself. >> kimberly: which is a big deal. >> dana: she was the

solicitor general before she became confirmed by the united states senate to be on the supreme court. we want to go back to one thing, bob, i don't want to miss this. the dnc ad -- >> bob: a couple of things. one, newt is not the original tea party guy. but, there are democrats and i know you will jump on this. anybody associated with the tea party is in trouble in general election. that is right. >> greg: opposed to o.w.s. >> eric: dic -- >> bob: dick army, the tea party guy attacked gingrich this weekend. interesting fact about south carolina. do you know after florida there is one full month of no activity. which is unusual. super tuesday used to have 50% plus of the delegates. 59% of the delegate of the republican national committee will be picked after super tuesday. there is a one-month period in there where it could be reshuffled when you have that time off. >> greg: the dnc thinks it's bad to link candidate to

candidate. and rnc needs to do the same thing, occupy wall street and tie it to obama. he is pushing class warfare. the more people know about that, worse for him. >> eric: i disagree with you and the dnc. in 2010, being incumbent was a horrible thing. that will happen again because tea partiers pointed out that incumbent is for bigger government. tea party is not for that. >> bob: the 60 tea party house members are all in some really deep trouble in the district. >> dana: there are also big issues. not only the presidential election but you have immigration that will be decided by the supreme court and healthcare. huge. coming up, it's tebow time. my favorite quarterback leads broncos for another come-from-behind victory. we will talk about this national sensation coming up next. ♪ ♪ s at

6:00 eastern. now back to new york and colleagues with "the five."

♪ ♪ >> eric: we were talking about in that break. >> greg: talked about your leather -- >> eric: stop it, greg gutfeld. denver quarterback tim tebow pulled off another remarkable win last night. the commentators' remarks were he gets it done! tebow finds a way. never too late. opponent's comments included oh, no, not tebow time again. we watched the game. e-mailing back and forth. in an age of wacky celebrations, guys shooting themselveses in the leg. refreshing to see a clean cut guy do well. >> dana: america needed this comeback story. come-from-behind story. something to get behind and watch every week. i was coming home from vegas where i was at the wrangler national finals rodeo. >> bob: among other place. >> dana: i did go to the place you told me not to and i took a picture and i didn't gamble and i picked up 85 cents in the elevator. >> bob: that is all you picked up in the elevator? >> kimberly: bob!

>> dana: yes! tebow. this is about tebow. i got home and it was 10-0, in the fourth quarter. i thought oh, too bad. we watched and you get all taken up in it. one thing i heard the commentator say it's remarkable how he makes the team work together. which is great. disappointed that you didn't ask me about my -- >> eric: i want to get to kimberly. you have to see the plays. this guy makes it happen with less than a half a quarter. shuttle pass forward. gets the team in position to win the game. kimberly, his jerseys are sold out. tv rating off chart. cbs trying to pull back a game they originally gave to nbc saying we want that game after all. marketing gold. >> kimberly: people love the story. it's inspirational. a great guy. people look up to him. a role model. adults can have, and bob can learn a thing or two. children. one stop shopping for hero of the day. especially in the tough times. a lot of people struggling. they want to feel good.

i think jesus suited up in the locker room. he took the field. >> bob: that is going a little bit -- well, for people who follow football. two things happened yesterday. one, the kicker of denver hit a 58-yarder and a 56-yarder to win. the other thing was that tebow did not do a very good job putting either one of them in position for field goal. tough pressure to put on him. who the hero of that game was, was a defensive back who hand-tackled in a very tough tackle. believe me when you are out there like that. >> dana: this sounds like john kerry's explanation in 2004. >> bob: they were in trouble. bears are on the way to win that. defensive play. >> eric: you should know when the psyche changes and the team starts to go uh-oh, you have them beat. >> bob: there is no doubt in my mind that tebow is the heart and soul of the team. i'm just saying give him credit for everything. >> kimberly: he is a leader. do we learn this today in the morning meeting from the executive producer, john finallfinley.

he leads the team and great things happen. bradshaw didn't have great stats but won four bowless. just saying. give him credit. >> eric: are you done? >> kimberly: no! we have 20 minutes! >> bob: all this football knowledge this morning. >> kimberly: right. >> bob: except you were married to the mayor of san francisco. >> eric: this guy started the year shrouded in controversy. he first made a bowles ad with his mother that was pro-life. >> greg: i'm a huge fan of come from behind stories that involves bears. i have to say, whenever you make a public announcement about abortion that doesn't share the assumptions of the media, you are always going to get a lot of heat. the guy is pro-life there. aren't a lot of celebrities that come out -- >> kimberly: good for him. gregg -- in a pro-life stance. he has had a target on his back ever since then. that is why he has an underdog feeling. there aren't a lot of

underdogs. >> bob: won the heisman trophy. >> greg: he is not really an underdog. >> bob: i know you didn't mean this. you meant this today at the usual comment to the conversation. but jesus suiting up in the locker room, frankly is a little much for me to -- >> kimberly: my point is he is religious so why do you discount it and give credit to the kicker? >> bob: jesus on the back of n.f.l. jerseys and they sell. >> kimberly: don't wear one. >> bob: this is a risen savior, not someone who involves himself in a football operation. >> eric: all right, bob. >> bob: sorry! i don't mean to dump on your guy. >> eric: make the sign of the cross and wear a cross around your neck. >> bob: i think you say he is a great talented football player. not bring jesus in every time you talk about the game. >> bob: he has a verb. called tebow. we need a beckeling. you might know what that entails. coming up, megyn kelly goes

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>> bob: back to my normal place, to the back of the show. after alec baldwin was booted off a plane last week after he wouldn't turn off his electronic device. i have been thrown off planes for worse. kidding, of course. "saturday night live" gave alec air time to address the situation. >> what is your take on the event of last wednesday? >> it was awful, which is why it was very important for me to come here tonight and on behalf of everyone at american airlines issue an apology to mr. alec baldwin. [ applause ] >> alec, are you sure this is the right way to hand this? >> yeah, keep going. >> bob: greg, what is this with "saturday night live" and baldwin? he is on, all the time, right? >> greg: it's great to be a famous celebrity. because you call up your

friends like lauren michels and they tang take care of it fr you. self-deprecation works. it makes buffoon look less buffoonery. but he throw a tantrum over a game. and skit should have been about being a little girl. at a slumber party. >> dana: hollywood will -- entertainers will take care of their own. do you think for one second tim tebow would be allowed on "saturday night live"? >> bob: sure! >> dana: no way. alec baldwin had the opportunity to come on and after he disparaged a flight attendant. american airline statement is strong about what he did. she being self-deprecating but he's not making fun of himself. he's making fun of the pilot. >> kimberly: he wants an apology. he specified that they owe him an apology. give me a break. >> eric: when is "the five" going to get our skit on "saturday night live"? >> dana: be careful what you wish for.

>> bob: we heard rumors about that. by the way, we also talked about our own megyn kelly with -- here we go again. donald trump. okay. listen, we got a little sot, which is sound on tape, about megyn kelly interviewing the donald. do we have that? >> what is the deal with the hair? >> it's been this way for yearssy. mine. i want to keep the year line as low as possible. >> is it feathered? >> it's not that bad, is it? >> everybody thought it was a comb over. >> it's not. i comb it back. >> i see. there is no receding hairline there. >> it's tiny. >> it looks good. >> i am getting older. >> she lost her hand after that. >> kimberly: he looks good with it off his forehead. i like it. >> bob: current peace treaty with donald trump. i am not going to say much about that, except for ick. >> kimberly: how long will that last? >> dana: megyn kelly got the answer to what everybody has

been wanting to know. >> bob: everybody? have you stayed up at night thinking about that? >> dana: i don't lose a lot of sle over it. >> bob: mine is there and it's real and ain't getting thin like yours. >> eric: seeing something going on up there. plugs? >> bob: what did you think of that? good for him to do? >> eric: great. humanizing him. check it out. i think you're right. i wanted to know if it was real. i've known him -- >> kimberly: you didn't know it was real? i knew it was real. >> bob: your hair is real. >> kimberly: bob! >> eric: people ask me that. >> bob: your legs, are too. >> kimberl want to pull on it? >> bob: give him this. he gets coverage on virtually everything he can wants, including "the five." the producer loves the guy. he rates. i don't know why. but he does.

>> dana: we could do a poll. >> bob: or talk serious like politics but we'll talk about trump. do we have another thing about trump? snl. >> a question of cowardess versus courage. rick santorum has more guts because the guy is a real loser. >> excuse me. >> bob: you know, i think they do greta very well. >> dana: i thought the trump guy was good. >> kimberly: he has a lip tucker. >> bob: didn't he sound light, that fella? >> kimberly: i'm not even getting into that. >> bob: okay. coming up, some guy in pennsylvania faked obituary of his mom to skip work. we'll tell you about it next and what we did to skip work. ♪

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printed in the newspaper. i expect great things from you on this. what do you have to say? >> greg: this guy tried to get out of work and posting a fake obituary and he got caught and arrested for disorderly conduct. a young kid has to be brilliant and come up with a sick voice act and take your voice to make it sound sick. i used to be a boss. anytime that anybody called in sick, you could tell when they were overacting. and it used to drive me crazy. even when you are sick, you tend to overact. >> dana: it's believable. >> greg: there should be act to fix that. app to fix it. >> kimberly: nobody likes a faker. >> bob: i got a bigger story. i could not show up for something, for day's work for reasons i won't get into. so i knew this cop who was a little corrupt. i got him to call my boss and say i was arrested. that got to the boss all upset.

he said oh, no, get rid of beckel after this. i had the cop call him at the and of the day and we arrested the wrong guy. your guy is just fine. >> dana: what did jimmy carter say after that? >> bob: nothing. he thought it was fine. this is the first time i told this story. >> eric: did the boss ask where you were? >> bob: yeah, i told him i was in jail. i sort of was. >> eric: so you called and said they let you out? >> kimberly: yeah. call in sick, incarcerated. >> bob: have you ever been to a place where the fake jails? >> kimberly: have i played in one, bob? what? what is he talking about? i put bad guys in jail. >> greg: that was a real jail. >> bob: this is, got handcuffs and stuff on the wall? >> dana: what in the world -- >> kimberly: no. i've never been so horrified.

>> dana: okay. i can remember calling in sick to work with a fake voice. but i did do something. i was telling white lies to get out of going to baby showers. i hate them. >> bob: you don't even like babies. >> dana: i got caught in the white lie web. so i realized what i need is a policy for myself that says i do not go to baby showers so when somebody call mess and says can you go to a baby shower. actually, i have a policy and i don't go. it's worked out brilliantly. >> bob: you told white lies? >> kimberly: a web of lies! >> bob: you are so straight. >> kimberly: when you get to be -- i don't have to say how old i am. but you get to a certain age and your friends have babies and they want you to go. do you have children? no, i'm so sorry. >> kimberly: did you give a present and not go? >> dana: it's a six-hour ordeal if you're invited. you have to get a present and get it wrapped.

>> eric: they need an app for that. >> dana: for no baby shower. >> kimberly: who is against babies? what is wrong with is that end of the table? >> bob: have you been to people's hose and they just had a baby? it stinks. they try to do everything to make it not stink. >> kimberly: babies smell nice like baby powder. >> bob: the parents don't smell it. but they invite you over and you're like -- [ coughing ] you know what you're talking about. >> kimberly: on the airplane with babies. >> dana: they have new pails in you put diapers in and it doesn't smell as bad. >> kimberly: diaper genie. magic. >> bob: nothing smells more than that. from m-16 to nuclear weapon. if you get a nuclear weapon -- >> eric: you had a couple of those kids in the day. >> bob: that's why i'm talking about it. >> kimberly: i am going on record to say i like babies. so cute.