menthols. so let's do this, people. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. all right, let's kick things off with the coronavirus pandemic. a thing your brain is preparing to store as a repressed memory. with more and more americans getting vaccinated the country is starting to look ahead to a new normal. new york city now plans to fully reopen at the beginning of july. and cruiseships will now be able to reopen in the middle of july which means the covid pandemic will reopen at the end of july. we're doing this, people. we're doing it. but maybe the biggest sign that things are getting back to normal is the return of every free loader's favorite way to snack. >> costco is promising to bring back two features that were stopped during the pandemic, big

box retailer has the food court and free samples return as long as state regulation as law it. costco says food coulters could reopen with outdoor seating and samples likely offered in to go bags for customers to take outside the store. >> trevor: sorry guys, this is-- i never thought this day would come. i mean yeah, i miss hugging my grandma or whatever, but the thing i really missed during coronavirus, were those tiny free empanadas. you know what is really great about this new world? is because now we own so many face masks, you can keep getting samples. all you have to do is put on a different mask and come back around. no, it's not me, i'm another guy. because the pandemic is still going on, things aren't going to be exactly the same, all right. they will be giving people free samples to go to eat outside the store. which is different and personally i think amazing. because sometimes if is too much

pressure when the free sample person is watching you eat. oh, hmmmm, wow. that is delicious. it's a bowl of tangy flavor. hmmmm, that is so fantastic. what are these again? >> you just ate one of the used toothpicks. >> hmmmm, hmmmm, and-- i mean best toothpick i have ever eaten. i might buy a box. now if you don't shop at costco, first of all, where do you buy your six pack honda civic. and secondly you have to understand how important free samples are to the coast koa experience. are you going to to buy a ten area supply of kim chi, you need to know what you are signing up for. the truth is people love free samples, i don't care who you are, you love free samples. in fact, that is how they should convince maga people to get their shots. don't call it a vaccine, you call it a free sample of the vaccine. >> well, i heard it has a microchip that will make my brain by sexual.

but i love free samples so why don't you give me a little bit of that pfizer, maybe a bit of j & j after that. >> but let's move on to cigarettes. the things that gates has to buy for his girlfriends t is been a-- the most popular flavor got a special exemption, and that maybe about to change. >> today might mark the beginning of the end of menthol cigarettes in this country because in the last couple of minutes. fda ask announcing it is working on a proposal to ban them within the next year along with all flavored significant ars, they have been disproportionalitily harm 68 for members of the black community, for decades they have been marketed aggressively to black americans, more than 85% of black smokers use menthol. >>. the fda plan to ban them would be a victory for add vo kates who know the tobacco industry targeted the black community with menthols for decade. >> making menthols cheaper, more price discounts in black

communities, strategic partnerships with black-led organizations. the kool jazz festival, really a variety of ways to really focus on transforming menthol into black cigarette. >> trevor: that's right. america is about to ban menthol cigarettes. and honestly, i'm all for it. partly because tobacco companies have an ugly history of targeting menthols to black communities. but also just speaking for myself, i hate smelling that shit. yeah, i'm not going to lie. whenever i hang around someone who smokes menthols it sounds look they were just spicing a fire at a men-of-mentos factory. whether are you for or against t you have to admit it will send ripples through the black community in america. so to get some perspective on that ripple we're joined by my good man roy wood, jr., what is going on, roy. >> what's up, man. >> what do you think about this menthol ban, it is amazing right. >> no, i tell you what i think, i think joe biden crazy, kamala

better talk to his ass. he can't do that, there better be another inrection, menthol smock ares going sto storm the capitol. it going to be slower because they have to stop to catch their breathe, weezing everywhere, but still, damn, it ain't right. >> trevor: what do you mean, i don't get this, what is it about menthols that brings out so much passion. >> because, trevor, moan tholes-- menthols is the seasoning. you can't have black people smoking unseasoned cigarettes, menthol the only reason my grandma can cook while she smoking. the ash never fall off the damn thing. she switch bransd the ash all over, now we all tasting ash. menthols ain't just about flavor. they were a sign of wisdom. how am i supposed to know if a man can fix a car if he ain't got a menthol hanging out his mouth. >> trevor: i guess that it will be a change but at the end of the day, smoking menthols is unhealthy. >> okay. but why does that black people don't get their unhealthy thing. why not ban them stupid ass clof

cigarettes that smell like feet, the long ass cruella de ville shhtit, i don't see them banning that, what about chewing tobacco. can i put all of this in my mouth, all of this may mouth, this is legal but this ain't. there is race-- . >> trevor: i don't know about that, this ban has a lot of support in the black community. they were pushing it. >> yeah, well, the black community is full of haters. and by the way, if the government wants to ban menthols to help our breathing, you know what would help us with that, is banning these to the net, too bad knees ain't menthol, maybe they get some legislation. >> i ain't talk to the ass, i have to call the fors buy out every store. >> trevor: you can't be going out and smoking a bunch of cigarettes, that is crazy. >> i'm not going out and smoking the cigarettesk dog, i'm going to go and stock up on menthols. you know how badly my ung sell going to be feending for

menthols, this is about to be the new bitcoin, man i'm gone. uncle dick. >> trevor: roy, can you get me some, i don't want to miss the next bitcoin. >> no, you are a hater. i don't deal with haters. good day. uncle derek, what is up. >> trevor: let's move on to our main story. today marks the end of president joe biden's first 100 days in office. which is a period where every president tries to get their big things done. you know, fdr introduced the new deal. ronald reagan rolled back the welfare state. and bill clinton installed that stripper pole in the situation room. to celebrate the occasion last night joe biden delivered his first address to congress. yeah, for hundreds of years joe biden has sat and watched other presidents give speeches to congress. but now it was his turn. and of course thanks to covid things looked a little different than usual last night, instead of a full chamber they just had a few people scattered around it looked like them lights just

came on in a porno theater but still you the big names showed up. chuck schumer was there ready to trip any insurrectionists that broke in the second dude was in attendance signaling a runner to steal second base. and in a historic moment, kamala harris and nancy pelosi became the first all-female duo ever to get front row seats to a president's-- but of course the star of the night was president joseph roku biden who used the night to present america with a very ambitious agenda. >> america's moving, moving forward. but we can't stop now. let's raise the minimum wage to $15. let's lore the deductibles for working family in the affordable care act. and let's lower prescription drug costs. >> four additional years of public education to every person in america. access to quality affordable child care, rebuild trust

between law enforcement and the people they serve. the country supports immigration reform. we should act. >> replacing 100 percent of the nation's lead pipes and service lines. >> we need a ban on assault weapons and high capacity magazines. >> with the plans outlined tonight, we have a real chance to root out systemic racism that plagues americans. let's end cancer as we know it. it is within our power. it is in our power to do it. >> trevor: wow. ending racism and cancer. biden is dreaming big. i half expected him to go you know what, bleem [bleep], we're going to mar-- [bleep], we're going to mars right now, get in the rocket, we're going to mars right now. and by the way for someone who people think of as a moderate, this agenda was hella progressive, free college, free child care, i mean you would think that bernie was just off screen, you know with his fists,

don't forget about student debt, i will shove 99% of this up your ass. but i guess this is the energy that people always bring to a new job, you know. joe bied enhance that new job enthusiasm which always fades over time. you know, right now he's like i'm changing everything. and in like a year or so from now his top priority, top priority is going to be angling his computer monitor so no kun with see he is watching outlander. now of course biden won't be able to get any of this done-- unless he can win over the country. but if the only people he needs to persuade are liberals on cnn and msnbc, then my friends he's got this thing in the bag. >> every single senator had a very clear-- sentence had a very clear point to it. and every line had that biden humility in it. >> it was bracing to hear a speech delivered at times by a whisper. his use of voice modlation was rather stra oashed. >> it was amazing to be able to have a conversational tone. almost as if he were channeling

fdr fireside chat. >> it was really beautiful. i mean it was beautiful. >> it is so personal and intimate. and his voice, that kind of grand faryl whispery voice. >> trevor: wow, okay. i like how the news went from we've got to hold those in in power accountable, to a-w, he's just like my grandpa. i love him so much. also, grandpa -- fathers are not really known for whispering that they will end systemic racism, usually grandfathers are whispering i think the bus driver is a puerto rican. unfortunately for joe biden the entire country is not made up of liberal pundits. there are also conservatives and they were just a little lessix sighted. >> there was an odd speech other than someone who believes deeply that a socialist vision of america, is what the american people want. >> joe biden scared the hell out of me tonight.

he embraced socialim. >> the words of this speech sounded like what you would hear from a 15 year old if you gave him a credit card with no credit limit on t except the words came out of the mouth of an adult without should know better with. >> republican senator blackburn said who you he flow who else liked universal daycare with açó 1974 newspaper article about daycare in the soviet union. >> trevor: okay, people, even ifñi he they-- gave people staln gave free daycare, that is not what made him staltin noñi one o suffered through his regime said the gulag would have-- but he also gave out toys to kids. that was the worst. and at this point, we always know noñi matter what democrats suggestk republicans are going to say it is socialist, this is a game. everything they do is socialist, socialist, socialist, socialist. but ironically it is never socialism when republicans want to give plun to big oil companies or help farmers in the

midwest, that is not socialism. politicians are like sports fans. now, it is always a foul when it is the other time. that say foul, come on, rev, that say foul, did you see how he looked at him, that is a foul. come on, ref, do something. >> dude, your guy just shot the opponent. >> you know what, buddy, it is a contact sport, man up. so look it is not sur vicing conservatives are unhappy with biden progressive proposals but that wasn't their only complaint, no. them angry t also made them tired. >> boy, that was a dul, lifeless, boring speech. >> it is like he is a-- it is unwatchable. >> it was so boring. >> i just wanted to eat a werther's original and go to sleep. >> it was one of the most dul speeches i have ever seen. >> republican leader in the house, that would be mr. mccarthy of california. this whole thing could have just been an email. >> and thej of course we get shots of ted cruz sleeping in

the audience.4& cruz was so bored at that speech that he fellñr asleep. and i know what you are thinking right now, you think i'm going to say something like oh, that's weird, i thought lizards slept with their eyes open but i'm not going to say that, because honestly that was the?;■ most relatable thing ted cruz has ever done. because that speech was roy-- when you consider biden goals aren't going to get past congress, we basically just listened to an old man talk for an hour about his dream. but also a policy speech is just a set of directions for where the president wants to take the country. and in a way, directions are supposed to be boring. i mean you don't want google maps like you know what would be crazy, if you drove into that lake. do it, bitch, do it now, do t drive into the lake. in fact, if it were up to me, these wouldn't even be-- you print it out, let the people read it. when did we decide that you can only judge a policy proposal based on how entertaining the performance of it is? i bet that even if it was printed, the haters would bitch

about the fund. oh, really, times new romannd and he didn't even use one emoji, worst address ever. but until then, we can't have people falling asleep in the middle of biden's speeches. and it is safe to say that biden is not going to get any more energy any time soon. so maybe just maybe, all he needs is someone to hype the love. >> independent experts estimate the american jrbs will add millions of job shall jobs in the years to come. >> oh yeah, give it up for that economic growth, people, down with gdp, you know me. ha ha, hit with another one, joe. >> this is the largest jobs plan since world war ii. >> creates jobs. upgrade our transportation infrastructure. >> that's right. it's infrastructure time, people. the roof, the roof is on fire. which means we got to build another roof with sustainable materials and maybe use some

solar panels, y'all. that is what we doing, right, joe? >> america will stand up to unfair trade practices and that undercut american workers and industries like subsidies from state sto state owned operations and enterprises. and the theft of american technology and intellectual property. >> yeah! yeah! whatever he said. man, i'm sorry, joe, man, i'm trying but this s you know, the energy, i don't have my menthols, you got it-- i tried, joe. i tried. all right when we come back i will be talking to hawaii senator mazie hirono and george lopez is still coming up on the lopez is still coming up on the show so don't go riding a bike should be a really fun experience. we make low maintenance bicycles, for everyday riders. we were coming off a great year, and when the pandemic hit, it just stopped.

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work in congress is fueled by her own journey as an immigrant. senator hirono, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> thank you. good to be with you, trevor. >> trevor: you are what many people would term a trail blazer because no matter what you are doing in life, it is oftentimes referred to as a first. you are often the first in a position, whether it is the first woman assuming that position or the first asian american assuming that position. you are oftentimes breaking down barriers whether it is in the house of representatives or lt. governor or now as the senator of hawaii. what does it feel like to con stapt leigh what-- constantly be breaking new ground and not having people to look fooshed or inspire you or do you find people not in your career who inspire you to do these things. >> there are a lot of people. my mother is the main inspiration because she was a courageous risk-taker who completely changed my life by brunging me into this country. not very many people can point to one person who did that.

and so i never looked forward so much to what i do and how i do it. >> trevor: you wrote a beautiful book about your story, how your mother brother you here and basically fought to set up a life for yourself and your family. did you know from the onset that this was going to be a book about your mother and her journey or were you surprised when you were writing it about how much she did to set you up to have the life that you have today. >> i have known for a long time that this is a book that i would dedicate to her. and that is why i wrote it, because she had suffered two strokes, wasn't able to tell her story. i just thought she was such an extraordinary person that i wanted to do this to dedicate to her and i did. >> you know, when i first got to america, one of the things i knew about hawaii was that everyone was just chill. and i remember when i went to hawaii, i was like this is one of the most chill, amazing places i had ever been. even the weathermen is wearing like, a hawaiian shirt, very

much like the weather, good times, you know, just that feeling. but. >> but don't worry we can still think and wear casual clothes. >> trevor: yes, i'm team hawaii knew. >> there you go. but i think a lot of people would be proud to say that yes, hawaiians are chilled, but hawaii also has one of the most feaster senators will to fight for people's rights that she believes in. the work you shooed that i would love to talk to you about, that i feel like are really complicated, and you have a newanced view on it one of those issues was in a measure that ted cruz brought forward. and i know ted cruz is always trying to troll people, we are well aware of that on the show. >> good word. >> trevor: but what he did was very slick in trying to harness the feeling that many asian american communities feel in that they feel like they are being excluded from going to universities because universities have certain quoteas or systems that they use to infuse diversity into the

school. all the democrats voted against it, ted cruz is like you see, they don't like asians. the democrats just want to do this for some minorities and not others. you said this was a cynical attempt by ted cruz to try and create really, a fight amongst people. talk me through that initiative and what you think colleges and universities can do to be as inclusive as possible while not making other people feel like they are not in or in because of the color of their skin. >> i said discrimination on the basis of race in admissions policy is already illegal. i know that there is a bunch of yale asian law students who got the trump administration to file a lawsuit or something. and so this is not pitting one group of minorities gens another. for ted cruz to use that example, as show he's standing with the asian american, pacific islanders is such bs, you know. so that is ted. and in fact, just today we had

another markup in the judiciary committee. i had a very simple bill, to just collect more information about who gets patents in our country. because women, minorities, we need to get the data. and he tried to change that, to put shall he says i don't know why you don't lake my amendment, he say are you saying it is burdensome, i am saying it is isn't necessary, he didn't say anything after that. but there is, let's just be clear on what it is that we want this bill to do. and his amendment was a distraction. he does that all the time. i'm glad that he at the end voted for the bill. 94-1. and there was one outliar republican which is saying a lot for the republicans who didn't vote for it and the less said about that guy the better. >> trevor: you have to work with these people. and the democrats have a slim majority to work with. do the democrats have an idea of how to actually get things done if it is really just always going to be split down the

middle, nobody moves. >> mitch mcconnell's goal in life is to retake the senate which means he is not going to be trying to help joe biden achieve his big programs that help americans. and he's not about to help all the senate democrats achieve the goals either so we start with that proposition which means that we are not going to get a lot done on this, we face up to the need for filli buster reform, i would like to get rid of phili buster or we have to use some of the process like reconciliation to task some of these big bills that are needed. >> previously, and correct me if eye wrong, i feel like in the past were you one of the democrats who said the phil buster needed to be proect jed-- protected so the minority always has a stay in which laws are being passed. do you not wore's about the inconsistency in that message or is it something that people may be missing? >> oh, you know what, consist-- consistency is the-- i have learned watching mitch mcconnell over the last four years, he hardly ever tbaif the

democrats much chance to exercise our 60 votes, to deny him the 60 votes because he would rarely put out any substantive legislation in his business to get as many ideologically oriented people on to the courts for lifetime appointments or passing them off with $5 trillion in tax cuts. you think that well, the phil buster protects minority voices but notice we were in the minority for four years and we basically got shafted. so i learned from that. and also that the filibuster is a vestage-- vestage of the jim crow days and we need to move on, away from this rural-- rule that is not even anything that is in law or in the constitution. >> trevor: that is an honest take to have, and i think a wonderful note to end on is a lawmaker in america saying looking i'm willing to change may mind as time progresses. senator hirono, thank you so much for joining me on the show and good luck. >> a pleasure. >> aloha. >> trevor: aloha.

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>> well done, mate. >> george lopez. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> thanks. >> trevor: man, let's start with the most important part of this interview, this conversation, and i guess life right know. happy birthday. you just turned 60. >> you know, trevor, i did, man. and if anybody thinks that getting older is show attractive or if someone says you know, well, things are just so different now because you have had all these years, so all of a sudden now you can't be seen with anybody that is not my daughter, my daughter is 25. i can't be seen with any woman who is in her 20s or 30s, or now mid 40s. as you know. >> are we going to talk about your new project in a second. before that i want to talk about one of your more recent projects that not only got a lot of people talking, but got you into so much trouble that the secret service became a part of your life. and because of a joke you told

on instagram. >> you know, i was out to lunch with my dear friend cedric and his family, turned the phone on and it says on hollywood unlocked that this country, iran allegedly had offered an $80 million bowntee, alleged over our leader, and as a latino i just piped in and said hey, we'll do it for half. and the right side is always trying to get me put in prison. and you know, you get the whole go back to mexico. >> trevor: right, right, right. >> but they did show up, and they were in my house, and they didn't use the balt room. they did not drink anything. they sat on the same side of the couch. and then they slid a paper, allegedly saying you know, would you be willing to sign this paper. and i said what is that, i had my attorney. he said we're not going to sign that. and they put it back in there, they said that is, if you sign that letter are you giving them the right to look up your medical history and your criminal history, and all of your history. and i said no, no, we're not

signing that. just like, they put it back if the brief case. >> wow. >> i said does anybody ever sign that letter. they go no, no, sometimes, no, but if you don't think they are listening, they came with a dossier that thick of all of my dwoats, all of my facebook comments, all of my twitter comments. so if you think that they are not out there watching, they are watching. so he said what i said, he said your comment, the reason you are here, i think you know why we are here, because you said, you know, that you would do this for half. and i said listen, man, he said do you think that is funny. i said, you know, when you say it i don't think it is funny. but i said, i am-- i said i looked at it more as an estimate than annual threat. >> comedians are always looking at the joke, how we process the world, everything we do. it is funny you say that. but this new project are you in now might be a de par-- departure for george lopez fans and admirers, this movie is

walking with george, are you playing the story of somebody who has lost their faith and essentially are you god's messenger to get them on the right path. tell me about this project and why george lopez said you know what, i will bring out my acting chops. >> first everyone thinks comedians can't ak, that is number one. there are comedians who had sitcoms and deals made in a sitcom. and they have been fired from their own sit-- sitcom named after them and replaced by somebody icing the same name, so as you come up, and you think okay, if you are a feeter you can only throw a right jab you can't throw a left, try to make yourself the best well-rounded fighter, you can move, you got a strong right, you can duct, and when i realized i couldn't act when i already had my deal for my sitcom, i hired a coach and she was with me all of those years. and i stayed with her all those years. but knowing that people don't give credit to me and think that we can't act, especially dramatic that our eyes are

always moving around, is that i started to take these little-- a little series, river run's red, no man's land, and nomadland, walking with herb, a tony award wrote children of a lesser god, edward james olmos, academy nominee, the fact i was going into a movie with those type of actors, and there is nowhere to hide, was the thing that was appealing to me. but i wouldn't have been able to do it if i was already not laying down the track for more serious and dramatic. >> it is a really interesting premise and a fantastic story. like i remember watching it, i was going wait, are you religious, are you spiritual as a person. >> i was not very religious growing up. knowing that mark madoff who wrote the script, he dpot sick with cancer, he was an agnostic, and really wrote it as a what lies ahead, to look at it from a

guy, who even when he came to see us work, looked really bad and was hanging in. there and we got to finish it. and he got to see it before he left. but spiritually, i think i lean more towards the buddist side than the catholic side. >> you go zen with everything, you try and work, you know, just try and keep that peace, is that what grornlg lopez trying to do. >> i try not to wish anybody any harm. i wish everybody well, and i try not to take anything that anybody would tell me personally that is me now at 60. 50, 40, 55, not so much. but you know, i can throw a mean right when have i to. >> the buddhist who can throw a punch, the next movie. george lopez, thank you so much for joining may on the show, stay safe, i hope to see you again in the future. >> absolutely, thanks, trevor. >> trevor: take care. walking with herb will be in theaters nationwide on april 30th. we'll take a quick break. but we'll be right back after this.pt

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somebody's about to get their asses kicked! [ children screaming ] when i find out who did this... pc principal is on the warpath! run for your lives! again? oh, jesus. now what? who was it, huh?! somebody better fess up right now! i'm gonna find out who did this! broflovski! was it you? was what me, sir? i just saw a copy of the school newspaper in which a student used the word "retarded" to refer to our cafeteria lunch policy. the word retarded does not belong in our school! who is in charge of the school paper?! 'cause i'm about to break their [bleep] legs! uh, he's in charge of the school paper. you gonna break his legs, pc principal? all right, uh, i-i guess we haven't formally met before. uh, the reason i need to talk with you, jason, is because of a very important -- it's jimmy, actually. my name is jimmy, pc principal. all right, jim, thank you.